Pre-Crash SEGA

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I feel like we have this thread everyday.

The fuck are you smoking, OP

Yeah, I sure do love Sanic rehashes and the occasional Yakuza/Valkyria sequel.

dis a ey day thread fam monica? we 4 am nao fam?

Should I? The consoles are still being developed, if the DC constantly having its online components restored or the Saturn USB hub isn't already an indication to that.

They're getting better as well, Nintendo's the one shitting the bed nowadays. It's a fucking weird reversal.

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Someone hasn't learned moon

I'm gonna ignore OP and talk about the fact that Sega just recently acquired all of Technosoft's IPs.

I didn't much care for all the dumb jerking off people have been doing only because of Mania, but this legitimately made me happy. Considering some pachinko company had the rights previously and I expected the series to stay submerged forever.

If you have to read to beat games, they're not really games, just interactive digital novels.

Fuck off neo Holla Forums

Thats some nice low energy bait, I'll just drop my dubs here and let you continue playing with your Nintendo games.

Where'd that come from? I don't play their rubbish.

too bad its stuck on a shit handheld

Does that matter? Those games don't look particularly hard to emulate on pc

I doubt this will be the only thing to do with it if they actually bothered to buy all the IPs.
Best case scenario, we could would get a new game.

TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

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no you stupid hipster faggots keep playing your soulless anime games retards

LMAO

I seriously hope you're not lying. I want Sega to release 3D Thunder Force IV on 3DS. I never use the 3D but I'd love to see it applied to that sweet parallax in that game's first stage.

see the youtube link—it's legit. And I'm praying for a Thunder Force IV. Regardless, they're getting me for that 3D vol 3. They at least have vol 2 in the US but they're also selling the games separate at a markup ($6 a piece). Jews, man. Jews.

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Stallman is a failed jew. He's on the autism spectrum so jews don't accept him so he became atheist.

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PUNISHED KIKE
A FALLEN AUTIST

Didn't sega of japan try to sabotage the American division because it was doing better?

A weeaboo virgin autist neckbeard underage reseller Nintendrone professor and pedophile was teaching a class on the 16 Bit console war,

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship the Super NES and accept that it was the most highly-advanced 2D console the world has ever known, even greater than the Neo Geo AES and Sega Saturn!"

At this moment, a handsome, well-hung, well-adjusted Thunder Force IV and M.U.S.H.A. world champion who had clocked 1500 hours of sex and understood how to control the barrel in Sonic 3 and fully supported all corporate decisions made by Tom Kalinske stood up and held up a Sega Genesis.

"How powerful is this console?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Busbyishly and smugly replied "No Mode 7 and the music sounds like robot farts. Totally worthless you stupid Segafag!"

"Wrong. Sega Genesis has blast processing. If SNES was, as you say, the most advanced 2D console… then Nintendo should have made a Sega CD by now."

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and preserved VGA100+ Gem Mint copy of Earthbound. He stormed out of the room crying those weeaboo crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all bought a Sega Genesis that day and accepted Kalinske as their lord and savior. An eagle named "F-14 Tomcat" flew into the room and perched atop a Power Base Converter and shed a tear on the chalk. Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog was watched several times, and Segata Sanshiro himself showed up and enacted a law mandating the playing of Sega Saturn across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of an over fast heart rate after playing a non-turn based RPG for the first time in his life and was buried in an oversized coffin the following day.

Sega does what Nintendon't.

SEGA aimed their marketing at niggers/low IQ people in the US, or at least that was the impression I got from all the Genesis ads in the 90s.

[insert Bible passage]

Marketing is always aimed at low IQ people. That's why they advertised shitty sports games and not great games like MUSHA, Thunder Force, Ranger-X, etc.

It's the exact same shit for any console. I'm pretty sure you also only saw ads for the shittiest dudebro games in that last 10 years.

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What a coincidence -I miss them everyday.

Nope.

Bernie was the last hope of saving the United States.

Now, you must choose between either a rich demagogue or a crazy bitch as to who kills your country.

VIRTUA FIGHTER 6 FUCKING WHEN SEGA?

Wait, what?

Well, as a youngin' their marketing campaigns gave me the impression that they had a smaller variety of games than Nintendo and judging by the ROM sets I've since perused, that was indeed correct. I was having too much fun with DOS games to care much anyway, though.

By the way, I haven't seen a commercial for a game in years, do they even make them anymore? I thought it was all Youtube shilling and astroturfing now.

Yes, I do.

I have fond memories of playing both my Genesis and Dreamcast. The Saturn was kind of a turd, though there was a strategy game called Iron Storm ll that I played the fuck out of.

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Thing is, having a larger variety doesn't mean shit when SNES sucks hard at some of them (namely shooters and other assorted action games)

You best playing some imports nigger. I'd argue Saturn has a much versatile library of games than the Dreamcast when taking imports into account

Good point. Seems like it's more that the games they made weren't a good fit for my tastes. But damn if the Toe Jam and Earl commercial and Sonic cartoon didn't make me think that it was not for me even more.

Don't most candidates who have a large amount of support basically do that, only to make sure a political party isn't split?

I had no clue about such a thing back then.

Wouldn't it have to be modded to play imported games?

Basically. Point is, Kike Sanders was always a socialist fraud. Literally the only people I know who supported him are brain dead millennial college students and aging boomer fucks. You think those faggots know what's best for a country?


Yes. But now you can emulate Saturn without much hassle. Modding the thing isn't hard either.

I will have to look into this.

Gladly

Well, I don't think anyone really knows whats best. Most people simply (and understandably) go with the person who they would benefit from leading.

Of course anyone who actually understands how these things work, would know by now not to even believe anything a candidates says, since they usually never fulfill half of the things they say they'll do.

Saging for being off topic.

Isn't SSF still closed source software and yabause/mednafen can't run games very well yet?

Yes but it's still the best Saturn emu