Tcw mark died from too much icecream cake last night and now he won't be able to remove the cake ever

we can only hope user.

He was hit with full blown brimleybetes afterward. Save your prayers, there's no fixing him.

Does anyone have a list of the songs on the cake?

Mark if you're still alive and not having a hard time in the bathroom after eating the cake, please never do that again, or at least try to share it next time.

huh, didn't notice.

Did he just add more music to the cake?
MARK, SHOW YOURSELF!

When did he start eating and when did he stop?

Cause I could easily eat a whole 8" ice cream cake, but I would need to split into sixths and eat one slice every 2 hours

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Seemed to go pretty fast if I recall correctly, wasn't exactly at it all night like your way of doing it would go.

I was about to start shitting on Mark's taste but then a minor power outage happened, WELP.

Maybe the chef put to much zyklon in the cake.

Quick, what are the best video games featuring cakes?

too*

Portal

Portal

I said "best", anons.

the_eternal_tournament.jpg

Portal

Portal

Portal

wow we got some real funny guys here

Portal

Portal

Portal

Yup.

He said he'd remove it on Monday.

Didn't Portal have a cake?

DANCE THREAD

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edgy

Boris Mark, sell the game, eat the cake.

you're dead mark go away

have you tried Portal?

yes, I hope you enjoy it

Eating the whole cake is grand for showing appreciation. What Mark needs to do now is go burn those calories and go for a goddamn run or do some situps.

DO IT FOR US, MARK! GET SWOLE FOR Holla Forums!

Portal

I don't mind. I like that cake. It's cute.

wrong reply

Well shit

also how're you guys enjoying the tracks in the cake?

Bretty gud.

Suwako still a shit though

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Where's the Knuckles rap

They're good man, I wouldn't mind you posting the entire list of songs on there though, lad.

THE WIND IS PUSHING ME

u cheeky jew

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8ch.net/static/1.mp3

We have 1-47 now, but here's a list for 1-27.

I'll post it in the share thread tomorrow

Sweet, thanks man.

HELP

Fucking image didn't post

8ch.jpg

what image?

well god fucking dammit

She might not have the best theme in MoF, but it's still nice.

It's a great song, you pleb.

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Is there a list of all the songs?

RTFT pleb.

FUCKING HERE

ipods a shit Mine was a birthday present

Read

maybe you should invest in a better smartphone
:^)

Better start eating that.

How's that mobile experience working out for you, user?

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maybee your ipod is just shit

rare brian

Mark, how the fuck did you eat an entire cake?

with a fork

With a fork.

benis

lmoa

with a fork, retard

I wish.

Mark I'm sincerely worried about your health. You need to stop, take a walk man.

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I only shitpost literally, if you know what I'm saying X^)))) I post from my desktop 99% of the time.

yup

Its awesome. Can you repeat it some day? I have suggestion that could be fun. Make a angry cake edition full of metal and angry new wave retro music, techno. Pick a date of random big vidya controversy that isn't gamergate. Any controversy will do. Hide a voice message in which you remind everyone of that controversy.

there better be genesis there you faggot

Good. One less kike in the world.

>>>/tumblr/

Why not just use the exodus app?

NIGGER, ARE YOU 12

You're a faggot, Mark

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ow
volafile.io/r/BAQp2L_

Cake songs as promised
volafile.io/r/BAQp2L_

A flangot like you cakenot stop us now.

Fucking Mark, I wanted some cake. Had to settle for this.

im so sorry

I dream of being able to eat a whole cake one day.

son , you're agrevating my asthma

heh

MARK
If you're going to bring cake to Holla Forums then you have to bring enough for everyone, you fat fucking kike.

Feels good to be surrounded by easily-manipulated goyim.

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You're not going to eat all of that shit. Or are you?

It isn't snatching when goys practically throw away their slightly old phones, so they can buy slightly shinier iShits.

This playlist is a shit

Looks like it, he's a fat piece of shit.

Does this fat Kike even like video games? Who the fuck is "Mark"?

I'm mostly a Holla Forums fag, so I'm genuinely curious.

Are prople really impressed with eating a single cake alone?
I've gone through three just fine on my 24th birthday.

It's more that you're a disgusting piece of shit for eating a whole fucking cake.

He's the board owner, and a huge attwhore faggot.

Thanks. You guys keep saying he flooded this place with Plebbitors. It sometimes painfully obvious that faggots from 4chan's /g/ or Reddit come to Holla Forums. Did Mark really do that shit, or was it just cripplekike?

and? I ate three cakes, what does that make me?

How'd you learn to play vidya with hooves?

A greasy neck bearded faggot.

American.

Both Mark and Cripplekike.

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If you added a Jew star on him it would be a perfect depiction of Mark.

Don't forget Holla Forums

I'm fucking speechless. I thought you were just busting his balls or something. A fucking ad campaign? Does he want this place to be 4shit 2.0? Why don't we fucking hire Jewt as the PR manager, and bring all the faggot mods from Reddit while we're at it.

This User Has Been Shadowbanned For Anti-Semitism

God, is that why so many newfags are on Holla Forums aside from the countless articles and being namedropped on the national news?
Where is this, /r/The_Donald?

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Yeah, /r/The_Donald has been leaking into Holla Forums for awhile now. Hoping after the election is over things will go back to normal.I hope

I tried.

I smell a new banner.

Shit, has it been that long already?

Yeah, it was October of 2014

Guess I left a little earlier.

The last straw for me was when I posted that picture of Zoey Quinn naked, and it said "five guys burgers and fries", and I got banned. I appealed the ban, and the mod told me "you oldfags aren't welcome anymore. Enjoy your permanent."

Judging by the fact that they think Holla Forums Holla Forums should be stickied? Can pretty much guarantee it's /r/The_Donald

Did you screencap?

I left at the end of Sept.

Is Mark single?

"Oldfags are dead. Oldfags don't have to be your audience anymore."

ETA on when this becomes a headline somewhere?

No, I actually didn't. I fuckign left and never came back. If you want proof, at the time, a ton of people on Holla Forums were screencapping their bans with similar results.

I still fucking hate Moot so goddamn much

You should have capped that

Yeah it took a moment to get adjusted to the speed. But I prefer it that way now. At least you can fucking post without the shit getting buried instantly with 100s of shitposts.

Fucking traitorous fag

why?

I tried too

just to be sure, you're calling moot a traitor. right?

No you nignog I was referring to moot as being the traitor

My fault, I'm retarded

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I should have worded it better. I type like shit when I'm angry. fuckin moot

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Personally, I had no idea "Fly High" was a thing, but I'm so glad it is.

Thanks nigga.

Not all in one day (or

Yeah, and I've not looked back

???

I swear at least 3/4 of my posts during that time was telling them not to do it. Fucking retards. We will never have that level of quality back.

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it's alright
9.5/10 - Polygon

Holy shit, you're right. I've been shitposting here since September of 2014. I didn't start visiting Holla Forums until mid 2015 though.

(((They))) tried to seize our domain a few times.

Anyone else got old pictures from back when moot was a cool faggot?

one can only hope they take our outright racism back to whatever hell they came from and spread it through the rest of the interbutts.

muh redditors

GAS THE CAKE
I like the song

I used both Holla Forums and Holla Forums regularly before the big exodus. From then and even now, you have anons reminding others (often outsiders) about the overlap in userbase between both boards are here. Still sours the mood to see threads derailed over bitching about politics and telling Holla Forums to get the fuck out from triggered newcomers and shills playing both sides. Much bigger sense of camaraderie back then like when we had the Wacky Racers project and /sp/ being playful with getball before they split off to 76chan.

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Delete this

At the very least it isn't as bad as 4chan.

Hello?

Those were some good times.

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KILL ALL QUEERS.

Hi, newfag. Kill yourself.

what birthday?

Yeah, times WHEN THAT FUCKING CAKE WASN'T THERE.

Only cake in the world that Mark won't stuff in his mouth, and it's this piece of shit in the corner, constantly judging me.

best gif i've seen all week

Hotwheelz only crime is that he dared to dream

https:[email protected]/* *//hotwheels-a-postmortem-9ea800d9227b#.prrmlit5u

It was a year ago, man. They've been here for all this time.

For you.

10/10

METAL YOU WA SHOCK

is fucking great, holy shit

I was wondering why is there cake. It's down there is cute, but I don't wanna see it EVERYWHERE I go around in Holla Forums.

If Mark is gone, maybe ya guys can do a seance to contact him.

reddit.com/user/MikiSayaka33
Fuck off faggot.

Fuck off tripfag

is fire tires still alive? Last time I've heard from him he was fucking Thai chicks and snorting coke

Just think about this for a second
It's almost surreal you know, to experience this.

I'm following him on Twitter, and when he isn't rambling about Trump he's posting shit about programming or font creation.

Holy fucking wew

It's a little odd, although I wouldn't say it's surreal per se.

Now that stalker from /sp/ awhile back, THAT was surreal. Or at least, the autism was at a higher, more impressive tier.

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My God, I had forgotten about that shit. Didn't a bunch of cuckporn start getting dumped on Holla Forums, because he ceased moderation on certain boards?

What a fucking nightmare. Fuck that place.

if only the universe was so kind

I use it to shitpost at Mark and that's really it. I had made it to follow Vince when cock.li was dealing with the German raids and the bomb scare.

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So what did Mark do, did he do something bad?

Yes, the cake is gone.

These people are browsing this board right now, how does that make you feel?

If I'm not mistaken you can email in with a picture and they print it directly onto a sheet of icing to stick on the top.
You could, theoretically, have them print a picture of your waifu onto a cake and eat her. Being a gurofag has never been so sweet.

reminder to filter all name/tripfags

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Regret.

You should try 4chan.

Holy shit, a real, live, confirmed Plebbit fag.

Never, ever come back, ever

praise kek

You had one job, mark.
Considering you failed that one, I thought you could at least handle this one

voat.co/user/MikiSayaka33
and its deviantart
xarti.deviantart.com/gallery/
wew lad

True. I'm sure the site will get better after Trump's inauguration when the media frenzy quiets down. Or it'll take some time after that depending on how big of a fit people will throw in desperately trying to make a last effort to remove this site out of anger and revenge. Could go either way.

4/a/'s absolutely disgusting. They gloated about us being banned, labeled us as reddit in revision, got upset when Judas announced that he was stepping down and selling the site, then blamed us for making him up and leave after what had transpired in 2014. Cocksucking faggots to the highest degree.

archive.is/gtrMy
archive.is/utEO3

Did you see when two of those from r/altright took a visit to our Holla Forums recently?

yup then he got a brain freeze and had a painful dead

death*

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Holy shit.

Explains a lot considering how shit Holla Forums is recently.

Either way, we managed to become a more feared website in 2 years than the 4 years it took 4chan to be fairly well known which counts for something.

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I don't remember how I got here

It's the price to pay if you want to fuck shit up for kikes and their pawns through revving up the internet hate machine again. Hopefully it will all pay off big in the following months. Never ceases to make me smile whenever the news shits themselves over us.

archive.is/ayY2U

Taking a peek at where they came from that visit, I found this and there's probably more evidence of them crossposting to here and cuckchan. Hell, not only does r/Holla Forums exist as well at least two different subreddits dedicated to the other one, would anyone want to see Holla Forums's facebook page(s)?

>on imageboard since 06 as a lurker becasue underage

sickening

I do know that a seemingly large portion of Holla Forums posts on 4cuck and Holla Forums still.

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i think the worst thing here is his dA page

Would you?
facebook.com/miki.sayaka.33
I would.

What is it about Reddit and higher numbers? Higher numbers always = more cancer, always. More normalshits learn about the site, and then proceed to shit it up.

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I didn't put my dick 10 feet within these cunts back in high school and I still wouldn't now.

Eternal reminder never to use the same username for everything.

We should have /baph/ fuck with this cunt

[spoiler]Or this is a great "NYPA" countermeasure{/spoiler]

Fuck

Or this is a great "NYPA" countermeasure

your 4chan is showing

use **, newfag.

4chan as in oldfag, or 4chan as in cancer?

I miss those Holla Forums fuck with people threads. They were fun.

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You can nest spoilers, but you have to use both forms in order for it to work.

What difference does it make?

it works :^} he just mistyped the closing

It's what happened to Gamergate and got it flooded with Redditors from /r/KiA.

Newfag cancer can't even spoiler correctly.

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That Samoa Joe, he's a fat piece of shit!

that's not how you spell "GG got pozzed because of revoltards"

I saved a post long ago that explained how reddit functioned such as their gold and karma addiction being fueled and stimulated by pleasure/reward systems or something to that effect. It was kind of like how people get hooked on mobile games and their microtransactions.

In r/altright's case, the elections are approaching soon, so naturally they're seeking to expand as much as they can to beat the Democrats this year. Told you, it's a double edged sword; go out and redpill others which will attract cancer to yourself and make enemies, or stay isolated to keep filth out but lose the opportunity to influence an Increasingly shittier and hostile outside world to your favor that will eventually collapse around and on you if you do nothing.