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gimme snuggs

here are some stereotypes about italians gleaned from real life (i've never seen the godfather): italians are loud, rude, obnoxious, racist (won't shake hands with you because youre irish, lol); they LOVE pretending like they have mob connections, say what you will about hollywood stereotype inaccuracy but if I had a dollar for everytime i heard some wop wannabe thug talk about the mob in real life... they think they're the best race (that should be a hint right there that they're shit, 100% thoroughbred ITALIAN BABY), they are STUPID.. immensely stupid, they may have had science and mathematics on lock during the renaissance but they must've been eating paint chips since then because now the height of italian cultural achievement now is putting together a fuckin meatball grinder and pronouncing mozzarella like a fajit.... i don't really want to get started on italy the european country which is like a fashion show in a sewer or maybe an ashtray of humanity surrounded by breathtaking architecture. Anyway no offense, italians are welcome here as long as they keep their 100% THOROUGHBRED ITALIAN PRIDE under control

*formal hug*

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I've been there

Hmm~?

knee knee

Is it possible to shitpost when it isn't dark?

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nite

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Night is nice. I wish it was less cloudy, though.


Yeah, but the dark is ideal~

*throws a nice spinach pizza in the oven at 475 for 20 minutes*

A C C E L E R A T E

Gimme

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here b(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Why?
Want moonlight or something?
It's a 32% illuminated waxing crescent

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rip in piss

DO NOT DO IT
DO NOT LET
A HISPANIC PERSON
NEAR A FUCKING CAMERA
THATS ALL IM GONNA SAY

rip in piss indeed

making some for me too?

The secrets with cooking snacks is to put it on the lowest heat and put a lid on it, otherwise it will be overcooked once you finish rolling and smoking your spliff

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That's why i bought two~

Did I make it in time to watch a cute anime girl eat a hamburger?

yeet

Stars are nice too. ^^

And just clear blackness.


You're such a cutie.

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Lol light pollution

perhaps

For bonus style points, put some butter in there, because if you have memory you will remember when it was solid

yees


yeeeeeet

so nice to see you get into some good music.
i'm sure you've seen me post this before, but i think you should really listen to the whole thing.
midwestcollective.bandcamp.com/album/odyssey

THIS IS NOT RIGHT

I got it on my phone, Luka

WE SHOULD SPLIT UP

samchan

THIS IS NO DREAM, THIS IS REALLY HAPPENIG

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I thought of that, but even still, there's more of a sense of infinity when it's not cloudy. The clouds aren't a big deal I guess, though~


Your personality would make a good anime girl.

me too

alright we can go to mcdonalds, but you can only order a happy meal

dont split up

just become open

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i am an anime girl

you have the whole album?
can you send me it in a folder?

just the 1 song


YOU ARE THE BLUE MAN

I spent about a hundred bucks last month on extra food
travel
and gifts

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

put on a hat
let people know ur all that

extra bucks*

DON'T PROJECT AT ME
IF HE WAS SAYING CUDDLING WITH YOUR GUY FRIENDS WASNT GAY ITD BE ME

You call luka a she you are the blue man big boi

mah nigga


i am okay with this cause toys, what about you though!

also that blue guy is Doctor Manhattan you pleb

im a girl meow

that makes me general brooklyn then

yeah but i dont fuck her in the ass so it's ok

still here manchan?

where do you fuck luka then
the ear canal?

eye socket?
maybe left nostril?

The whole album is pretty good too.

the boyhole
lmao

also fuck you

lewd

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hey tough guys listen up

ive been gettin a LOT of negative comments here on animus and im here to put an end to it

from now own EACH negative comment = 1 cut

you'll think twice about ur actions now bullies

This video is not available.

Sorry about that.

tubeunblock.org/watch?v=1vfE0dtTkmk

god IM SO BORED

read a book

hi

I DONT WANT TO REAK KAKU OR THE MYTH OF SISYPHUS OR THE BIBLE OR THE PRINCE

IVE ALREADY READ THE LAST TWO

AND MIDNIGHT WHILE BLAZED IS NOT THE TIME FOR QUANTUM PARALLEL UNIVERSE THEORY OR ABSURDIST PHILOSOPHY

so I went ahead and uploaded some random shit to mah drive... idek alot of shit i havent read through yet. most of it is user fiction from threads... and chat logs

drive.google.com/open?id=0BzucxSKhXLEJY3FDSDZMRUtGemc

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I would say stop popping xannies like tic tacs but you take them "as needed"

idk
cant you wean yourself off of them

see

that is exactly the time to read
and have some tea

hmm... tube unblock looks useful.

Drugs are bad tbh fam.

i havent taken a xanax in exactly 1 week

i dont think so

hey are u the new kid? im kinda the popular kid around here.. ill show u the ropes u treat me right okay new kid? whats ur name?

ahhh finally, this can provide me endless hours of entertainment

ahaha

unblock my

oh my god that is so fucking gay nvm

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someone who drinks alcohol is not allowed to talk to me about how taking xanax once a week is bad

im still hunting... omitted most of the shit with personal phone numbers and addresses

I haven't drank alcohol in 6 months

drank?
drunk?

Do you do anything else?

imbibed...

why not take alcohol and xanax together
best of both worlds and only a slight chance of death

quaffed

any greentext stories?


I main WD just because of this video

if thats true then fine u can say whatever
but its not an argument
and also what does that have to do with me being
BOOOOOOORED
i

boo
what games do u play

we built this city on rock and roll

Why are you always on something
:/

uploading a thread archive 2010- to 2011
an hour and a half load time... lots of content


I like that... clever wordplay. I see you are a cunning linguist

because it's fun?

Do any of you degenerates have cucks of this magnitude?
Its truly astonishing that my shithole has to be the one riddled with them.

i dont
i haven't played games actively in at least 7 months
before that i only played Europa Universalis, and Crusader Kings, and before that I liked Sc2 and CS.

99% of the time its weed
and idk
i 100% prefer me when im a little bit stoned than when im sober, i get all PTSDys when im sober af
like noided

YES
LOOK AT IT GOOOOO

Escapism and addiction sure is fun.

you're exactly right my friend

Why can't you try to fix yourself at a sober baseline level so you don't have to rely on drugs and shit to feel better about yourself?

i dont even need escapism anymore and haven't for ages
i just dont like being noided

ive already told u how much progress ive been making man
be happy i went off my fucking anti-psychotics almost a year ago, you would not have liked me before then

Progress is not an excuse for regression.
I'll stop now.

guess we're not playing games then

I do remember asking a goddamn fucking question.

The level this shithole has downgraded is truly astonishing with how fucking shit it was when I first stumbled upon it.

youre so fucking annoying
nobody wants to talk to you lol

Aren't you like high school age?


I guess that kind of comes with the territory. It could be much worse.

thats kinda what DBT is................ when u have PTSD u have to regress before u can progress, start anew

i want to play gta5
if u own that
but i dont know what people do online
all ive ever done is run around

what do u mean
im not complaining about anything
my life is 10/10 perfect kino and im happy af
i was just answerin grims question ya know

That is great and all but I wasn't asking for a conversation as I couldn't give less of a fuck about any of you.

I asked a very simple question one that only needs a yes or no response.

havent been in highschool for four years

No. Take your humble brag to the next board please.

drive.google.com/open?id=0BzucxSKhXLEJdFVkT2Z0NGRTQU0


load is taking too long heres all im posting for now

I wasn't the one who was being given money so nothing to brag about.
If you wish to speak to the cuck and have your hand at trying to garner $$$ from him I can have that arranged.

But you responded properly and I will do just that.

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stealing my memes already luke

Isn't the paranoia from your disorder? I meant you could be abusing far worse things; it's not that bad. Good for you for being happy.

well yeah
i just meant to say i wasnt complaining
i have issues sure, but i love my life and im happy

The fuck is this?

That's like the nicest post I've ever seen from you. Until next time.

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I wish I could hit the reset button and be 8 again

you'd make the same mistakes unless you retained your knowledge


send dick

no u

nah
n-level possibilities

look at this morose mother fucker right here

tfw

gom

Me too :3

do you by chance have anymore cutie anime nazi girls?

mmm watcha say mmm that you only meant well

I'd do some fucking algebra to prove to my parents I'm a time traveller and then tell them to put all their money in google and not sell it till like 2008.

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/pet


u know it


lmao
I would reorganize my priorities
probably do my own investing at 14 or 15

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The question that should be asked is, are you deserving of them?

And the answer becomes ever so clear after that, no you don't so don't pester me about it.

post

Given REAL time travel powers I would abuse the shit out of them. Not like "kill someone whenever I'm frustrated and then just go back" but I'd definitely get the lottery numbers at least once.

RETURN
BY
DEATH

brb, I must go die to use my powers I just realized I have. Thank you for enlightening me to the path.

If it turns out the Jealous Witch loves Subaru or some dumb shit I'll flip a table, I'm hoping she has some evil plan involving him.

I'll take one order of Test, WELL DONE.

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Remember the first eps where she explicitly told him her name was Satella? Why would you hold the name of such a taboo? It's coming.

We can place orders of Test because he's suiciding and he wrote in his will that he wants his body to be donated to a human meat barbecue like Ingrid Newkirk did?

yes

It doesn't matter what's in my will, I'm not really dying, I'M GOING BACK IN TIME.


Emilia turning out to be the Jealous Witch would be way too obvious. She looks just like her, she took the name in episode one.>>1073938

I am still listening to that song you linked earlier. It's really nice especially since the weather outside is grey and the sun has gone down.

I don't know why those links are on the end there, let alone 4 of them.

captured the dwarf capital lads

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Finally finished with P3. I can relax for now.

The aesthetic one?


Yeah, they're not one and the same, or are they?
Note that nobody would take the name just for the fucks. It's taboo.

P3?

hey dad


im 8 btw

proyecto tres

It wasn't for the fucks, Subaru's theory is that she wanted him to fuck off and she doesn't want people to take her seriously as a royal candidate.

Gonna play league with paige, you want in?

Yus


W-wanna date?

!!!

FLOWERING SUCCULENTS

I thought you quit?

lemme flip a coin


yet she was so protective of that crest
and then it was explained later about how taboo it was


gud shite

The coin says


NO

I'm bored enough

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I haven't looked up spoilers but the light novels are still in publication.
I doubt there will be a concrete answer or conclusion by the end of the season.

Maybe she didn't want to let Roswaal down that hard by losing the damn crest. She seems the type who wouldn't just outright and completely give up when something's expected of her, even if she really doesn't want to it.

I guess we'll just have to watch and see.

*to do it

If the novels were translated I'd just read ahead, to be honest.

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New characters announced for next season

Wilhelm looks like a beast.

I like Al.
"Fuck a shirt or even non tattered pants. I have a helmet."

"You can't even hurt me. I'm wearing A HELMET."

Is this the part where I muzzle you?

I don't know why I always have loved that character in any medium: the borderline batshit guy that is severely lacking in clothes but always has a helmet.

test is my friend !

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Money on the helmet being somehow very expressive, complete with blushes and sweating.


??????????

I do not understand what half of your pictures mean.

Or him taking off later to show him as totally bishounen.

I would be happier if he somehow NEVER took it off. But you're right.

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i have to go work on calculus

end me

But that would end your suffering.

end it

thanks samchan

~

mornen

no

hi

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go to bed

wassup MK?

i am trying to learn calc 2 material before my test that is in 6 hours

what are you up to

oh, my, should maybe stop posting yo :x

nm, just woke up, watching american horror story

egudsvbnnbn bnm nngthnb

probably

that sounds nice


awoo~

hay erin

Be a good fox and get to work.

Walmart clearance rack yo

fiiiine

eh, season 4, not the best one


hi boo

i have not seen any of it because most of the people who watch it are white girls and that formed my first impression of it

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Not as cute as my kyubey.

season 2 and 3 are really good.

1 is okay, 4 is eh, and i haven't seen 5

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why is the internet gone

post pic

thanks obama

Good Morning. Good moprning. To you.

lol I use that book

Told ya

luke

I played ranked with my irl friends
who are shitters

-16lp while they lost -24 lmao

god boypussy feels sooo fucking good

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katz second ed


send dick


queer

mornen dooter

mornen sara

What a faggot

really want to strangle [redacted posters]

why must u sexually harass me
im gonna call the fbi

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please

I'm not a betting man, but I'm probably one of the redacted

you dont really realise how much better it feels versus pussy until you've been fucking someone on the regular and dont have to use 20oz of lube to not hurt them

when ur at the point where u can use a tiny bit of lube and have it not hurt and your cock just pushes in and it wraps around ur cock so fucking good

uhhhhghhh so good

rare with pussy generally cus its not as tight so u dont get that effect ime

no you please

i am so morbidly curious

i bet it is a thigh slapper

Mate, contrary to popular belief, fucking a guy in the ass doesn't make you gay. That's my personal opinion.

hey

hey scoots do you want to go to the park today?

imma sleep and go get mcdonalds when I wake up

fuckin spoils makin me want fuckin fast food

night y'all

LUKE

Debatable.

Neenee

i hope we can have a good day today and not have any problems

gutt mormon


Yes?

Then what does?

WATCH ME POST
NOW WATCH ME NI NI

balls touching
duh

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jESUS CHRIST tEST.
hOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE INTERNET

Listening to Fleetwood Mac religiously.

luke buy me xcom2 and ill send dicc


fuck you landslide is a good song

not and argument

DOES LUKE ACCEPT DICC IN EXCHANGE FOR MONEY

You can just go your own way then.

You're right. It was a question.

HE HARASSES ME EVERY DAY I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE SOME MONEY OFF OF IT ANNA


FUCK YOU THIS IS WHAT I WAS GOING TO POST IN RESPONSE TO WHATEVER YOU SAID.

GOOO YOUR OWN WAAAAAAAY

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gimme

i accept dicc in exchange for coon skin hats and lucky strikes

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what fuckin torrent site do the cool kids use nowadays
TPB seems dead for seeds and KAT doesn't have a good copy of Blood & Wine


do they even make lucky strikes anymore


v

People my age, people younger than me, we exist in an echo chamber, okay? Anybody who is able to get on the internet and type a comment has an IQ higher than the average American. Anybody who is on a forum that you're looking at, even the stupidest person, even the dumbest person playing the game that you like has an IQ of at least 85, which is something that you can't say for the average American. So when we--the people that we're surrounded by, just by default, not even on a focus, like a scientific hobby forum or something where smart people would be, just by being online we're talking to people who are smarter than average all day.

It's just hard to fathom: the bread and butter of America, the bulk of it, the big block of humanity is THIS right here. It is Anthony Firina trying to get 315,000 dollars to make a movie, okay? When you hear about how barbaric things were during Medieval times, just the entirety of humanity's history with the exception of the last 100 years has just be absolute barbarism and torture, and hell, it's because of people like this. These are the troops right here. This is the average US troop. It's this guy. I mean what the fuck man.

He does.

i want to sign up to the luke dicc4money sesrvice

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Hello

have my dicc

i actually don't think so tbh

write my name on it and you can have steel legion lux

hitler killed 6 million jews and one clown

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It's toasted.

My grandpa smoked lucky strikes.

rarbg

same
it is a legal transaction and therefore not begging for money rite


havent seen them in the states for years
just a few empty packs in the bike trail

is that the name of the site or what

NOBODY EVER CARES ABOUT THE JEWS

IT WAS ONE DAMN CLOWN

THERE WERE SIX MILLION JEWS, BUT NOOOOO, IT'S THE CLOWN EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT

There's one racist thing, and everybody knows that I don't say racist shit lightly, okay? I only say it when its 100% true. I only say it when it has to be said, and this is a warning to anybody out there, anybody at all. Do NOT let Hispanic people near cameras, PERIOD. I don't care if they're acting, I don't care if they're directing, assistant camera, cinematographer. Do NOT let them near the camera okay?
That's the one thing. I'm gonna say two racist things but they're 100% true, and you gotta hear them. Do NOT let a Hispanic person near a camera, I'm telling you, you will regret it. Acting, directing, cinematographer, get them OUT of there. Keep them off my set, keep them off my set. The second thing I'm gonna say is that Hispanic girls are fucking HOT.
Look, I'm telling you, do NOT let a Hispanic person near a fucking camera. No matter what its gonna look like a soap opera I'm telling you, no matter what its gonna look like a fucking soap opera. I'm telling you do NOT let a Hispanic person near a camera, and that's all I'm going to say. You know, I'm not going to say anything else about them, I think they're great, I think if there's one thing America needs right now its MORE Hispanic people.
La Raza. That's what they call themselves is "The Race". If I started referring to white people as "The Race", even the most racist fans would stop watching us. I'm not going to call white people "The Race", but that's what 90% of Californian Hispanic radio stations are. 93.7 LA RAZA. That's because what; "LA RAZA"? The race of people who don't know how to use toilet paper, the race of people that wipe with their hands?
Can't let these guys anywhere near a fucking camera, okay? The greatest thing Hispanic people have contributed to culture is the Spanish dub of Dragon Ball Z.

Toasted?


the death of one is a tragedy, the death of millions is just a statistic.

okay


it's supply and demand, this is legit business

Okay, goodbye.

Yeah.

It's the Lucky Strikes slogan.

Oh right. I am not up on my big tobacco.

k

tsuchi this looks like some real backwoods shit man
i feel like this site is gonna fucking mug me

and the speed leaves something to be desired
maybe its fucked up on my end somehow

It'll fuck you in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give a reach around.

So I dreamt about boipucci again. Which is annoying. Because it only makes one want said boypucci harder. Like. Thank you brain. For reminding me of what is currently not on offer at the minute.
I mean, I could easily get said commodity. But who got the time for that?
Seriously?
Also, do NOT let hispanics near a camera. They're too fabulous for the pale skins.
Lets get this shoah on the road.

just don't send him too many or you'll ruin the market
we have to contain the supply of dicc

touché

yo wanna throw me five bucks for a week?

well, not wanna, but you know

and also take over the whorl?

luku i took a diccpicc


yeaa too many dicc floating in the market will destroy the price

Are we talking 5 $ or 5 £

sterlings

the lucky strike talk drove home that i'm smoking out of an ashtray

Taking over the world is the dream.


Lol, desperate times. Desperate measures.

WHATEVER YOU DO
DO NOT LET THEM
NEAR YOUR CAMERAS

ALSO BOYPUSSY
FEELS FUCKING GOOD

AW FUCK YISS BLIZZARD REFUNDED ME HOLLA

sell the watch

my own fault

i got guy who just got out of jail shopping to give him a hand before i'd got my own

It ain't nothing dude. You are good for it.
Also a good deed begets another.

why stop there

why not sell my phone, and my laptop, and my tv, and my house, and my non-vital organs, i'd never have to borrow another cigarette in my life then

give

okay tsuchi got me squared away with a working torrent thanks bud
night all

@luke hmu for that cash 4 fresh dICC

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glhf

Hispanic bopussy.

daily reminder if you buy an iWatch, you got rused, cause apple don't make those, they make Apple Watches

k

or you could of just not wasted hundreds of dollars on something you didnt need and deal with the consequences

how does one open a .webarchive file


your name as diccpicc

Safari.

:D

is there any other way


where can i redeem steel lux

im not taking sides in this argument
but he has a point
and ur just resorting to fallacies
if u can afford to buy an apple watch u can afford smokes
if u cant afford smokes and ur living check to check, but can afford an apple watch u have ur priorities mixed up
budgeting is the key to this, just putting away x amount of ur income every period and only using that for non-essentials and such
i budget for me and my gf and we save a lot of money doing so, and still can spend frivolously at times
despite being lowest income bracket, and probably making less than you do
budgets r ez too i like doing them, its relaxing

or, i could ask a close friend for a short term loan valued less than $10, and pay it back with a little extra for his troubles

that's the thing about having a social circle, nobody ever has to go without, you can have your watch and smoke it

Its time for breakfast.
Bacon it is.
I miss smoking.
And don't miss it at the same time.

Don't believe so.
It's not HTML but Java, I think.

samchan needs to reupload those

the day i got my apple watch, this had just happened

now, this is no longer the case, but scoots is happy to help, and i make it worth his while

your points do have validity though, just at a point past generalization, it runs out

budgeting is also essential so you dont get fucked over by random bills

how are you going to pay it back with no job? ask someone else to loan you to pay him?

Are they the old Aside archives of threads?

i have an income, i wouldn't be here if i didn't

ya and spending just cus u have a lot of money is something u cant do without budgeting
instead of buying apple watch now, put away like 300 of that and live off of the rest, next month put the rest into savings that you didnt end up using and with the next check another 300

and so on and so forth

safety net, and you'll never have to worry about things! i know how hard it is to not want to spend it all when u see it because u know mathematically you CAN buy it and survive, but its better to survive nicely and comfortably and just wait the extra month for the big purchase

but thats just my philosophy

That's generally everyone's philosophy regarding personal finances.

or, have an unexpected grand and a half in my bank, spend most of it doing up my house, and buy something i've wanted for a really long time, and continue living off the fortnightly £204.30 i get regularly

like i said, this monday i was having long sambucas on my veranda, and a dude came and asked to use my phone, and didn't steal it, so i helped him out

didn't think to sort myself first

i am generally not that forward thinking, it happens

it's a euro country so /socialism

yeah sure, "income"

says it right there on the the letter

it's money that comes in

it's income

it's not even a question of semantics

also, read it through, i get extra money these days because i'm in the work related activity group

as in, the extra money is pay i get for doing stuff

Nani o shiteru no

Like "dole" type shit in Australia?

you're delusional if you think you earned that money.
you're clearly getting way too much as well based on what you buy and the kind of house you live in.

As in stuff, not meaning it with any connotations.

depends, i have no idea how benefits work in australia

i could get more if i applied for PIP

why don't you work for the DWP, you'd be great at starving the elderly

I wouldn't say it's "way too much" because that's not particularly much to live on but admittedly, I know nothing of their system. It's more that it just leaves it all discretionary rather than whitelisting what it's for.


To get benefits, you're obligated to "work for the dole" at times, which is either community service or technically unpaid minor labor.

yeah well

i fuck up a lot too

but its always good to have foresight

even tho its hard

dont give up hope desu

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I see more people getting mad at somebody spending their literal bottom dollar on an apple product.

ah, no, we have different kinda of benefits

JSA, jobseekers, you have to be actively looking for a job to get

ESA, employment support, is what i get, you get it on the basis that you're not well enough to work, but may be in the future. you get extra for doing stuff like proving you have a CV ready, gaining skills where you can, generally getting to a place that when you're fit to work, you'll be hireable

PIP, Personal Independence Payments, are for the long term disabled. I qualify for it, but i don't want it, i'm doing kinda well atm and hope it won't be too long till i'm good to work.

Scarlet
I hate to ruin what we had but I am preparing for a major change in plans

i am a socialist :3

"National Socialists believe in Idealism. Believes in something that is worth more than his own one single human life. He's willing to die for something. When you are ready to die for something, then you're alive. And until you are ready to die for something, you have no real fanaticism. And just at dinner a little while ago, with some of the fellas there they say were telling me well it's terrible to be a fanatic. Well did you ever stop and think how this country got here? How all the great inventions ever got there? Any one of you out there that is not a fanatic on something or other, whatever it is you're studying. If you're going to be a doctor, be a fanatical doctor. Otherwise you'd be nothing. You'd just be an ordinary old chug chugging guy and when you die nobody will notice you. But if you're a fanatic, you will produce something great. You'll create. Creativity is fanaticism. Every creative genius has had to be a fanatic. Many of them have been burned at the stake.

Civilization is based on self sacrifice. On the willingness of men to go out and die for what they believe in. When you get rid of that self sacrifice, you get anarchy. Civilization is built because I am willing to give up something for my family and the family is willing to give up something in order to have the town succeed. And the town is willing to give up something so the state can be in business. And the state is willing to give up something so the nation can succeed. Self sacrifice is the first principle in civilization."

It is all kek worthy

he blew $10000 on cocaine and now hes blown $1500 in a week on a watch and coke

rip boop

top kek

Why do people care what anyone here spends their money on?
Seriously, kids, grow up.

I want to live for my country on another field.

tbh we've been thinking about moving somewhere cheap and homogeneous
just hard to find..

HOMOS LOL

I was talking about more than just that. I meant my profession to be as well.
I could really go for a coffee right now.

Pretty sure Scarlet meant entirely white.

Probably.

The US isn't much different.
The first tier is just "Unemployment benefits" that last 6 months to a year and require documentation you're actually looking.
The second tier is nonexistent and mostly is the mentality of "get a job" if you're not permanently disabled.
The third is SSI which has so much abuse it denies pretty much everyone and has fed an entire sector of attorneys to just get people benefits (that most of the time do not deserve/need them).

lol but it has HOMO in the word xD

my problem is that it's not even their money.

if you have a job and earn your money, spend it however you want, I don't give a fuck.

however when you're disabled and the government is assisting you, that money should ONLY be spent on necessities.

yeah basically
but also cheap
dont fucking know where tho

Corresponding with the ones you listed in order that is.

roflmao

JSA is really the only abused one here, cause ESA and PIP both require regular medical evidence, and doctors hate junkies

Exactly. Its your problem. Grow up. I know high school must be troubling you. Finals and all.
Go read a book.
A necessity is something that is indispensable to a person. That is a subjective thing. One person's necessity is not anothers.
Once again, grow up.
I remember being a teenage edgelord too.

idfklol

Also.... TEST get this... Scarlet is a HOMOsapien xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

So cocaine is a necessity now? She absolutely HAD to use her disability money to buy illegal drugs for pleasure?

To Erin it could have been a necessity. So yes. They had to use that money to buy it.

when am i supposed to have bought cocaine again

i haven't payed for cocaine since i was blowing my inheritance

anyways gonna go store

cheers scooter u a doll

getchu back dubs

Also, I do believe that BIG chunk of wonga was an inheritance. And I am sure Erin only bought coke with said inheritance.

you use all kinds of illegal drugs all the time, don't give me that semantics bullshit


Let a jury decide how "necessary" it is while she's in jail and we'll see who's right.
retard

S'all good mang

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The only crime is getting caught. You gonna squeal, piggy. Pigggy gonna oink oink to the bacon house?
OINK.
Lol cringelords these days.

fun fact, you are MORE likely to get benefits if you have an addiction

they government will willingly and knowingly pay for drugs

but i don't have an addiction.


yep

How goes Al.
Its firday friday, gotta get down on friday.

Objectively I think your posts have gathered the most cringe this thread.

When did people start to actually care about who here abuses the government? Are we trying to turn into a fucking support group now?

you seem like you've been dropped a few times as a child

fuck off luka

OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK


That is all I ever aim for.
Maximum cringe.

I have to wake up in about six hours. The closest thing to productive I did today is play Overwatch for 4 hours.

Overall good day, shoot me in the head.

also see OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
pIGGY GONNA SQUEAL.
hOW IS hs POLITICS 101 TREATING YOU?
iS IT REALLY THAT BAD

Also same with Leeg.
We should probably both just like... shoot ourselves at this point.
Hue.
If its not OW its Hitman and going HAM on a swede
gg

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I thought this shit was about actually talking to each other and not giving actually giving a damn about each other. I've only noticed everyone doing this shit this year only.
Does someones life decision here really bother you?
If you can then just dox them and report them to the government. Fuck them over.


Do you want me to ban you?

And now you're just spamming shit because you have no real argument here since you know you're wrong. Nice.

isn't luka the only benefit cheat here

That would be mod abuse.


I am not going to debate with some bottom of the class Spazzlete.

I'm in america and have no clue where to report her to, it would be time consuming likely and there's no basis to my claims as she hasn't posted pictures of her illegal drugs that I know of, only pictures of prescriptions.

Look in the mirror faggot

Spazz.

Why do you take this stance?


I too need to get good, I've never been big in FPS.

me?

LOL what do you think you can report me for?


and in what sense am i a cheat?

i fill out the forms, my doctors provide the medical evidence, and the government gives me what they say i'm entitled to.

what i spend it on is totally irrelevant, i'm not cheating anything doll.

The first reply was obviously to Bebop's other post, but it's the same poster so I guess it works.

what are you doing

I used to be big into COD, pre-BO2
But lost my way.
tbh I have never been "good" at FPS, I tend to bounce between mediocre and genius to much.
Time to git gud this weekend though. Everyone gonna get bradberry'd

WHO'S ASKING?

FUCK OFF, GOVERNMENT

I wonder who posted the gov't report here.
As far as I know you aren't doing anything really wrong at all. If people are that butthurt about it then they should stop trying to fix people.


In my rule I don't believe in such things as abuse, you all knew what I have done before and shouldn't even think about why I wouldn't do it again.


You're on the internet, do not tell me you do not know what Google is or how to use it.


When I joined I knew people liked each other a little bit but to actually have something someone does irl bother them, that's just sad.


Fucking with people

Dying.

THE GOVERNMENT HAS NO RIGHT TO PKE THEIR NOSE INTO THE PRIVACY OF ITS CITIZENS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lol, you fucking nancyboy. Get fucking gud at life.

also, while people are having fun being mad at my sheer existence

i am more attractive than you, have more options in sexually than you, and people do me favors because i'm a nicer, more likable person than you

does that help

ERIN JUST DROPPED A FUCKING MOAB

If you have a problem with how I run things then say it to my face.
I did not specifically say I do or don't but I will never say I haven't before.

You're near twice my age and all you've done with your life is drink yourself to sleep. You're lucky when a tc happens and people put up with your bullshit so that you don't feel completely alone in the world.
For a second I was going to delete this because I forgot you weren't TP but then realized you're the Brit version of TP


Get on steam so we can have that talk while I'm still awake.

they call me Reverend Shots

he came not to be served, but to serve

If Colbert finally snapped and shot up his local Menard's, the correct thing to do would be to not care because it happened in real life?

We've all posted together for years, if somebody does something you find reprehensible, in real life or not, why wouldn't you object and be bothered and make your opinions known? It just seems like the first instinct.

eh, the tl;dr was your moderation team is weak, idk who they are but there are never any around during euro hours, you need to pick more, and i don't mind if you want.

So you are 15yo?
You pimple ridden little scum bag, come face me 1 on 1 you little bitch.
I will fucking end you.
Nice BS you got there, did they teach you that in faggonomics?
LMAO
bell end.
Please kill yourself.

You really screwed the pooch with that influx of cash.

What else is there to talk about?


Saved.


My original offer still stands.

The Admin and mod team are limp wristed cuck fucks who do not know their mandate or their role. They need to git gud or fuck off.
We dont need no faggot control.
Spoilers OUT bebop OUT
faggoos

k e k

the only person youre more attractive then is scarlet but thats not a hard thing to do

Where you shoot me then I shoot you?

I'd probably feel more comfortable if I got to shoot first.

i didn't at all, i got everything i wanted.

the judge!


you must be really bored!


life is hard..

Unless you are a Pharoah, its pointless hoasding dosh. You can't take it with you.

Way too, I already killed my good mood for the day too.

I hate you, Test.
I have the "SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARD'S" commercial jingle in my head.

LOL, totally why i get new people every day giving me confidence boosts as I reject their advances.

is your life so sad you have nothing better to do than this?

the importance of my excuses lied in the second half of my statement, it's near impossible to prove so why bother.

I intend to have kids one day and then live on into old age. I'd like to have enough cash to be comfortably retired on a beach when I'm older and still leave something for my family.

So I'mma just keep pinching pennies.

LOL refresher on yesterday's specimen

"have more options in sexually than you"

Are you one of the hot singles in my area that I've been hearing so much about?


That's okay, I've been waiting for so long, what a few moments longer?


And I'm sure you felt very fulfilled sucking on that spent ciggy butt out of the ashtray.


Hey Manaka.

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One day I will be more responsible. But that is not THIS day. THIS DAY WE FIGHT! I mean. Spend.


SEX CHAT

We're talking about things that have been known for years and for some reason are only being brought up this year. Why not do it before when you start to know the person?


Up till yesterday there was a mod account that was free to whoever found out the information, I would frequently hint at what it was and sometimes just flat out told people it.


Hella ad hom there my bro. You should work on what you're saying before you hit send. You seem to have this problem where you don't say everything you want to in one post and end up going off more posting to nobody like everyone is listening.


I want to choke out a few people right now, yeah. Nobody from here though.


Exactly, so why let it bother you this much if they obviously will not change for you or anyone else.

PRO TIP - shut your burger hole you dumb cunt.

Sounds like a real winner. You're just getting A listers throwing themselves at you.

and stop sucking dicks

super do, my house is gorgeous, new furniture, new curtains, a bespoke light fixture

shits cash


wow how fun

hows about do your job properly

They're the shitty cousin to Lowe's but was the only thing in the area that was bigger than an Ace.

i just wish people would stop being shit

how hard is it to not break laws

pretty fucking easy

why are you determined to have a dialogue with me

Because Erin was asking Scoots for money for cigarettes. So this conversation became relevant.

do you remember we used to have a poster called Lucky Spectator

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Chatting, on a chat forum?!? Unheard of. Unprecedented. Inconceivable.


No, I think you're crazy and made that up.

No body bats an eyelash


Suddenly everyone starts losing their minds.

i played xcom again, my last save as December, I have a squad full of animus posters.

one of them was Lucky Spectator

nobody care


everybody mad

I'm glad you can at least appreciate the hilarity in that with me.

I faintly remember him

Wasn't that a nickname for Lucy?

Try to insult me more, you're just making me laugh. If you think being an American is a bad thing then you really are beyond saving.


I do my best to get 8hours sleep every night. My work is volunteer work and it is just the same for the mods. If it was our 'job' then we'd be gaining something from it, we're not.
If seeing a half naked child on the internet bothers you that much and fulfills the description "child pornography" then you have a green light from me to go ahead and message the cuck about me and cry until he gives you the board.

I delete things when I decide to come here or when someone asks me to.


I fought for banning loli a long time ago and you all wanted it. Weird.
The amount of money I've given to people here is ridiculous.

It's way harder to habitually break them than it is to obey.

Did you miss my post?

If only your virtual dolls were real so that you could caress them in 3D.

you don't need to explain this to me, i was the admin

you're doing a poor job. sorry, it's truth. hire more mods, diversify nationality.

The insanity of this place. It makes me moist.


Like your reputation, its beyond saving
OINK OINK OINK
woo woo
call the bacon men

Couldn't you have just bought a hooker instead of giving it to random "girls" here?

when do I receive my portion of this "ridiculous amount" of money you give away hmm? :^)

is this your way of begging for mod or admin again?

...

is this your way of begging for my attention?

Is this the way to amarillo?

every night i've been hugging my pillow.

yeah man i just want to talk to some coked out nutter that badly

HUURRR NO BUT PLEASE READ MY POSTS ;~;

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Oh God, why did you say that? Now I want some Nutter Butters.


FUCK

dreaming dreams of amarillo,
and sweet tsuchi who waits for me

Nice thread. Good job, everyone.

Why is bebop so mad and incompetant?

I find it really easy to break the law and accidentally end up doing so a couple times a week. A recent report says the people I am going to end up working for break the law over two thousand times a year.
While it's insanely easy to break it's also insanely easy to not break. It's a lifestyle choice. Don't let other people affect you so much, please. It can't be healthy.


I did, along with the reply above it.
Ah, neat. I suppose I really should read the whole conversation to get an idea of what I'm talking about before I start stirring the shit.


I'm thinking of giving it to Izaya. I barely know the man but he seems like he has values.


1. Hookers aren't a thing anywhere around where I live
2. lolno
3. I never said my money went to the girls from the threads, not sure why you would assume so.


Apparently I only give money to girls so just act like a girl and post with a cute anime girl avatar and you're in!
Maybe one day I'll post a screenshot of how much money I've given a specific person to fund their living.

proud of us?

stay fucking autistic

genius, the new guy

good work bebop

looking after a legacy community well

/blatant sarcasm

AUTISTIC
AND OUR SURVEY SAYS?

I'm craving them now too.
They're not good or anything but I just want them.

i have aspergers moron, staying autistic goes without saying 😂

We live for your approval.

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I would never take support from someone that isn't family, sorry.

Maybe I should go into Alice chat and give it to some from there. I wonder if I can contact Haikus again and have her come back if I give her mod as well :)

It's important that we all throw in and do our part.


Nice spelling bait.


Hookers probably are a thing where you live, just not ones on street corners.


I think the cheap sugary burnt peanut butter taste is kind of charming. With milk they are pretty good.

I want haikuus as admin so bad. SHe was so amazing. ;~;

at least they have some kind of a history with the board

it would be the lesser fuck up tbh

Because you assume even a "girl" changing their avatar picture is about them begging for your dick.

Tsuchi is so savage sometimes.

Izaya is from there.
And technically an older poster than even me.

Do you not remember how Haikus had a breakdown and deleted her steam chat, or do you just not care?

don't answer that

I care. Because it was hilarious.
I miss their personality in the thread dynamic.
It was a catalyst for others.

I love these animals yelling edits so much.


Sounds like mod material to me.

I'm pretty sure that's meant to be rhetorical and you know the answer to why already.

At least you picked up on that.

Staying true. Good.


On a low level, yes. I believe that happens here.
A man recently moved here and tried to start up a prostitution ring, dozens of people ended up reporting him that same day and he was arrested and posted everywhere.
Kind of funny how stupid people can really be.


okay


wat

Yes I know, Erin is just a newfag :^)


lol

Make me Admin.
Only I have the balls for the job at hand.

Is that man you? Are you posting this with red cheeks?


Really? Where are they? Do you keep them in your purse?

this is bait. i have seen many baits before

I don't compromise.

That man was a nigger, not much more than a hundred of them around where I live.

This constant cycle of sleep deprivation is catching up to me. Goodnight.


I sure are the sharpest.


Fairly confident you know the events I'm talking about. Knock it off.

Sleep well.

ni ni

I'm sure you get lots of white niggers though.


You're a sharp one. I can see how you ended up castrated.


Buh bye.

Wow, just because I am a girl. You misogynist fuck.

To you, I wish the American dream comes true.


Erio and you caught on to me just fucking with everyone at the same time.
Goodnight.


A few, they all end up being a bunch of bitches though.
I like the amount of people we have here.

it won't, I'll probably fuck up my life and commit suicide eventually

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It was obvious you were intentionally fucking with people to some extent like 20 minutes ago. I kind of just asked if you're trolling in a rhetorical way eventually because it seemed silly to do this as an admin. :3