PALADINS

13% ownership of blizzard

You mean that mechanic they make worse with every update?

Don't forget the fucking perks/cards shit.

They have minority shares and they retain the right to distribute and ripoff assets from Blizz games if blizz's partners ever go out of business.

They already rip offed Valve.

Any CRAPCUNTs that isn't Overwatch is already forgotten, like Orcs must die unchained. 2 and half years, still nothing.

It does have the only selling point Overwatch have?
WAIFUS

Yes, actually, quite a few.

Drogoz is pretty fun, even if the jetpack is USELESS on these maps due to how small they are (Fucking retarded that the basic deck is almost completely built around the jetpack when there's next to no practical uses for it) and Fire Spit might as well not exist for targets further then five feet away.

Hopefully I'll unlock Buck tonight, I love shotguns so I'll use him even if he's lowtier. It's always fun wrecking people with a low tier.

I don't really care if it's an Overwatch ripoff, I'll play it just to spite Blizzard after the shit they did to Nostalrius.

Getting screamed at by pubs while playing pip for 'not healing' despite the one skill the heals being on a moderate cooldown, tiny aoe, and only heals 1000. Why is that little shit even listed as a support anyway?

Also is it just me or is the Bomb King's angry bomb noises really annoying. It's grating as hell.

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There's your first mistake.

Blizzard has done a hell of a lot more damage than HiRez could ever have dreamed of. Sure you could say that I'm conforming to the cancer in #4 but again, this is in protest.

Try firing at it with your rocket launcher before it hits anything, and you'll find one of the most batshit broken skills in the game.

so I know what ASSFAGGOTS stands for, but what's CRAPCUNTS and what does it mean?

It's better than overwatch, which really isn't saying much

Nah, HiRez is literally the worst company in PC gaming. Bad games can be avoided, killing good games is unforgivable.

At least HiRez ended up backpedaling on Tribes, giving it the old three-class system and listening to freddit for awful decisions like letting hitscan weapons exist for the BR-tier high ping players.

You can still play it right now if you want too. I don't know the current state it is in after they had that attempt at a revival, but it's still alive.

well, in the sense that you can still play it. Community and people playing? Don't know.

But Blizzard did just that multiple times.

Diablo 1 and 2 and vanilla World of Warcraft are some of the most influential games of their genre along with high praise from every corner reduced to rubble by Blizzard's hands. Fan attempts to revive the games back to their great state were shot down by Blizzard for no other reason then a desperate attempt to get people to buy their shit games again.

at least overwatch has west coast servers unlike hirez games

yeah

Holy shit! I never knew. Thanks for the tip!

K is your friend

I didn't know what "Bonus Damage" meant. I apologize

No worries user, but do teams a favor and read abilities before playing something the first time. you might miss something.

Wasn't this game completely different before? With huge maps, more dota elements, siege machines and shit?

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This is the exact opposite of the truth. It's more like a 0.5:1 copy of Overwatch, since the only difference between the games is that Paladins actually lacks game mechanics, features and content that the already craptastic Overwatch has

either way id appreciate it if user could get his thoughts in order instead of posting the equivalent of clickbait

im not really liking the new small maps

kys faggot

tf2 monetized a mod

and?

and if youre going to get upset over any of these games you might as well get upset with all of them.

this game is literally ass

spent an hour playing it never lost a single fucking match it was piss easy just fucking spam your shit and enemies fucking die over and over again this is worst and far to easy compared to overwatch.

the closed beta was far fucking better what did they fucking do where the fuck is all the game modes its literally cap the payload and push and done. shit was harder to kill in beta

I'm not upset, I'm just pointing out that OP is a faggot.

I can't remember exactly, but it's a lot less elegant than ASSFAGGOTS.

is it a one or an one?

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Played some more tonight. I have a few minor gripes about things, but this game is still pretty solid even after more hours.

The card system is actually pretty awesome once it gets going and you start realizing how you need to play it My issue is that some characters are going to be 100% reliant on one or two cards to actually be effective (See: Buck) due to how the mechanic of the character works.

Buck doesn't really do a whole lot of damage, but his net makes him do 30% more damage, which is fucking massive but net shot has a 15 second CD. This means you'll need to have the reduced Net CD as well as possibly the 60% reduced active on elimination if you're ever going to do more than mediocre damage.

This is open beta and browsing their forums shows that this game has changed so fucking wildly that i'm kind of cautious about it. For now its fun, I don't know much of how its changed that in its current form, which some more polish and content (gamemodes) this could be a pretty good setup.

Also, it needs to unlock 6v6 already, knowing there's a 'hexa kill' announcer means that its coming and it needs to come sooner.

I really wish they would have told you that in the begining, though I will say the bots were fucking massive douchebags at the end my friend and my tenure in the early levels. Fuckers were aimbotting from rediculous ranges it was laughable.

I did laugh. Alot.

Yeah, it's strange how they didn't communicate that despite the implications.

At least it is better than battleboredom and it is free

You have no idea buddy. I think this is like the 5th iteration of the card system since I started playing.

It's Overwatch that you don't have to give money to blizzard for

Might buy the founder's pack.

Oh and individual skill actually matters here since you can't press Q to win

It's pretty much Overwatch in a nutshell, probably dumbed down further. Point n shoot: the game. COD-tier and I'll probably get sick of it after three hours. Expect overkikes to flood the threads and say overwatch is somehow a far better and deeper game but whatever. I don't know how someone can get hooked on this type of game when it requires no fucking skill, and no matter what you do, if your team sucks, you always lose. At least it's free. A damn shame they couldn't have at least TRIED to make it somewhat deep.

I could tell that they were bots from the corny names.

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Can anyone list more CRAPCUNTS? Dirty Bomb is one I know of.

There's Gigantic which in all honestly is seriously fucking great, though it currently only has rare stress test beta periods that require snatching keys from livestreams. From the short weekend I tried it it was an absolute blast.

So we have TF2 then Overwatch ripped that off then Paladins copied that?

This NiN song sums up the situation perfectly.

Overwatch minus the jew? Sounds good to me.

It's HiRez…

So what's the first champion that I should unlock

They all look sorta fun.

something with tits and ass

Someone say your mom is paladin

post the p0rn already

And the hotpockets are on their side too. Say anything against them or their game and they'll report the hell out of you.

Yeah, where the porn?

Only one with tits and ass that you unlock is evie tho

p. funny how they delete threads that make fun of overwatch

8ch really is the biggest safe site on the internet.

i dont doubt it, but more likely there will be shitposters who dont play either game playing both sides of the fence and making the same posts every thread.

it has loadouts?
then it's already better than overpriced

Pauly D

looks good to me, watch her become god tier

Most of the characters look like warcraft ripoffs or otherwise like pic #1. I give a C- for design, but there is at least a couple of cum dumpsters in there. The game probably won't be popular enough to get porn, though.

if its going to be to overwatch as smite is to league of legends it should get moderate porn

there is some rule 34, but just 6 images

Hey this game is pretty fun I am playing this dragon with a rocket launcher seems cool.

is this game like dota or lol please answer

Except this one's free.

smh nigger, smh

Lol

How upset do you think OP is now that Holla Forums isnt rabidly attacking this as some OW ripoff?

hes probably thinking

Who would think that?

I don't know, maybe some guy that would make a thread with the words 'It's an 1:1 rip off of Overwatch'

Because nobody cares. The only people who could care are the Overmeme fags.

What a square.

Not sure how to feel about evie, sure she's mobile and deals a lot of damage on direct hit, but everyone has a mobility skill, and they all shit out damage.

So the reason people are complaining about Overwatch is solely because they can't get it for free.

This is the least shittiest character design and it's still awful.

I've been itching for a team shooter ever since TF2 went to shit.

Overmeme fags are hilarious

So Australian players seem to be sent off to random servers randomly in this game?

They didn't have to follow overshit in that too

Something is fishy about this game I've not lost a single match yet. I am level 4 and people have talked back to me in chat so they aren't bots.

But something feels feels strange about it.

I don't get usernames for the enemy team. Dunno if that's by design. They definitely aren't bots because I played against those before joining a proper game. I also haven't played too many games, but I've always started on the same side of the map.

We need to get some drawfags in here, quick!

Go back to cuckchan

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Played it a bit before Overwatch released, was alright. Buck is the only character that matters.

You're the one who needs to go back

You've got an extra chromosome, don't you

Damn you guys are pretty stupid if you can't relate console wars to game vs game. People who needlessly cause shitflinging between two games just for no reason.

Fuck off retard

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You know what, you're right. Guess that means you should probably stop whiteknighting for Overwatch then.

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You should probably read the thread.

So basically you're triggered that we are making fun of overshit

Fuck off to your safe thread?

I have read it. And already preempted your arrival.

If you had read the thread then you'd know that that wasn't applicable to me. I haven't said anything positive or negative about either game.

I don't understand this comparsion. And why should I pay
FORTY FUCKING BUCKS
for something that's practically the same but free? I might actually give it a try now and see for myself, since there's nothing to lose. If Overwatch was a free game, then it would sort of make sense to compare the two on the same level.

You don't have to say it, the aura of the fanboy permeates your posts. Feel free to report me for triggering you like you would on your containment thread

And you pretend this isn't just to cause flamewars? You are hilarious.

Confirmed fucking retard. Check 'em.

That has to be the most pathetic attempt at strawman I've seen this year

I'll check it anyways

How can I help you, King Dedede

Just think of a typical MOBA and put it in a FPS

He's asking about the meaning of the acronym, not what it's used for. like ASSFAGGOTS was "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides" so CRAPCUNTS must mean: ???

Something shoehorned no doubt.

Cartoony Roster of Assorted Player Character-Underpinned Netplay Team Shooters.

Can someone come up with something better?

Ah, you don't actually play against humans until you're level 5. Even if you choose that mode. Just had my first real game and here's the retarded Widowmaker class. Uninstalled.

Dreamworks Objective-Oriented Team Shooter

TF2 is to Pixar what Overwatch/Paladins are to Dreamworks, and what Battleborn is to Video Brinquedo.

The amount of porn a game produces is directly related to how good the game is, so this says something.

Well shit, I guess evolve, overwatch and bioshock infinite are good games now.

it's free, overwatch is not

Thread/

Thanks for the blog update

Popularity =/= quality.

OY VEY HIREZ IS GOOD GOYS

Doesn't sound offensive enough. How about Competitive Uninspired Next-gen Team Shooters

Played this game back when the game was in "closed" beta and it was fun before they kept fucking up the card system and removeng half the cards killing any variety of play style. Pic related was the most fun hero to play as.

Haven't played since the patch that added ultimates so I don't know if they kept fucking the cards or if it's actually fun again.

Well, glad to see this thread devolved into exactly what I expect it too.

Overwatch fags: Go back to your own thread and stop shitting on this game without actual reasons to shit on it. There are flaws this game has and if you play it just abit you can see for yourself what these are and point them out and most of us that are playing will agree. This game is rough, but it's stable. The gunplay feels good and guns feel like they actually have weight so it's still really satisfying for me, especially when i'm shooting Drogoz out of the sky with pip (it's almost as good as tribes blue plating.)

The entry fee being free also means more people are likely to get into it because there isn't a cost barrier. Poor-fag isn't an excuse here even though we like to sling that around alot.

If you're assblasted people are enjoying another game that's simliar to your game, what the fuck is wrong with you? This isn't a popularity contest, people will like what they like. Unless you just don't want to be alone.

I wanna fuck the dragon

TITFARTS
Totally Imaginative Team Fortress the Assfaggots Reject's Team Shooter

Best I got right now.

There isn't much to this game, is there?
It's the classic "shoot don't get shot", nothing more nothing less.

keep playing past level 5 and you'll start seeing shit popup.

I didn't play with bots.
At least, I don't think.
Do casual matches have bots?

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Back to the cuckchan you cancerous fucks

You don't want bots. You don't know how bad AI is in Hirez games.

Actually that's exactly what modern multiplayers shooters are now - attracted more people for solely shallow reasons just so you can brag about how many people are playing your game.

The first 5 levels of player level are bots. you know if you see 5 people queue up instantly in casual.

That arguement is for the developers, not the actual players.

ITS

THE

NUTSHACK

You're all missing the fucking point. That's what I was told the "crapcunts" autist back when he tried forcing that stupid meme and it's proven to be confusing and impossible to remember due to the lack of anyone giving a shit.

Assfaggots caught on because there was a genuine need for a accurate name for what had become a distinctive genre since the one the industry had coined was incredibly vague and shit. And since the genre was inherently cancerous no one minded it getting an acronym which was derogatory.

There's nothing wrong with calling games like Overwatch class-based shooters like we have always fucking done. You don't need a special name for them just because it's become trendy to give the classes quirky personalities and a cartoony presentation since that has no baring on the actual gameplay of them.

I don't think that arguement works for the developers either. At this point I'm convinced that if you want to make a PvP game you have to advertise the fuck out of it with any means necessary, it doesn't matter how good it actually is as long as people get sold on the marketing.
Even though it pains me to even believe that but judging by the amount of games I played, loved and then mourned for having a dying playerbase I can't help myself from looking at something so mediocre and unappealing as Overwatch and not concluding that the only reason why all these people are calling it so good and playing it is because it was hyped, marketed and shilled to hell and back.

CRAPCUNTS

Except that games like overwatch are on the same level of cancer as league of legends

No, it applies to the players as well. The ones so desperate for their taste in FOTM games to be validated so they can be one of the cool kids. Going to increasingly fanboyish extremes to defend their game and attack people playing other games.

They're like viral marketers that do it for free.

You're a genius user

No man's sky effect man. Except when it has enough working substance people will stick to it like glue. It's amazing the shit people accept when back in the 90's they would be reamed if they didn't have the most basic functions in the game.

Some dev's do better than others, some just don't care and want money.

Its even worse because people actually pay full price for it and it still retains the paid skins.

Sorry, but Crapcunts is still a terrible fucking acronym. Starts alright, but then falls to shit.
You have to actually put effort into something like this, not force it.
The acronym itself doesn't even roll of the tongue as well as assfaggots.

I get that the image isn't new but the time period between the rest is definitely not suited to put those two with the rest.

And would that count for every class-based shooter that has been made?

Keep in mind according to even non-cartoon ones like Dirty Bomb count.

Didn't seem like bots to me, mostly because they instapicked and more often than not they failed to connect.

WEW

How is Dirty Bomb anyways? Last I played it the beta was fun but very flawed.

CRAPCUNTS
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Its even worse than Brink

Still flawed.

user, if you remain this autistic you'll likely ensure no acronym at all catches on.
unless that's your plan

Pay to win like always.

It already has user

Uhh, you play with bots until level 5

shhhhh let them dream

Yeah, I realize that now. I'm still kicking ass except now I'm having to deal with the typically annoying sniper class.

Really? I see a few people that dropped it in this thread. asking what it means and shitposting about the use of it obviously don't count
Other than that I think I've seen it one or twice elsewhere. I don't even remember the people sagebombing the Overwatch thread using it.

How fucking dumb are you cunts?
Next youll be saying MMORPGs take skill

You should have seen the cyclical then

It has been used plenty in the threads before overwatch was released, I just think most people dont bother coming to the cancer filled overwatch threads now.

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I see. Yeah I avoided that shit like the plague.

same, pretty sure it's just a handful of faggots forcing it.

ASSFAGGOTS was made for a reason, crapcunts is just trying too hard.

Huh mmorpgs do, you're using like 15 button rotations that also require time counts

What other game requires that, plus if you're autistic like you are it'll be trouble getting into the core game mechanic of socializing with other people

You're birth was forced as shit

Riddle me this. If they're not bots, how does the opposing team always manage to connect and have perfect aim? It's even stated god knows how many times that they're bots. Get to level 5 and you'll see the difference

It was made so people could laugh at those stupid enough to use that acronym instead of just calling the genre DotAlike. Feel free to use it the way you want since the original purpose was forgotten to the hordes of imbeciles on cuckchan.

t. Person who helped create the term originally.

They take a spreadsheet of preplanned calculations that if you deviate from you'll perform subpar. Of which it takes 5 minutes to figure out.

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tribes died for this

Thats what you sound like.

Tribes died for Smite.

No it was made to make fun of the term MOBA

t. the person who created it

Mmorpgs are basically rhythm games that never stop playing the same few songs.

I wish.

Skill ceilings are a myth.

Feel free to pretend, doesn't hurt me. I'm just telling the truth.

tribes died

k

So RTS, puzzle, and turn based combat, and pretty much every other game does not require any skill to you

You're a retard

You can still do it, I do it on WoW, just walk up and RP with people. By this time the game is boiled down to just people who are invested in the lore or long for something new so it always breaks the ice

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I feel like I've missed out entirely on MMOrpgs because every single one I try I feel like dropping in under an hour and all the games strike me as having the potential of being thrice as good by ditching the MMO part of it and just being a singleplayer game with actual combat and quests.

>All these underage shitters whose only MMO was WoW and maybe a couple others talking shit

Best part of browsing Holla Forums is the ignorance

In this case that would be desirable so they would work on something that isn't shit

Dude have you seen the sheer amount of salt in this thread? This game is a perfect saltmine for shitty Holla Forums posters. I can't stop reading. I want to see the next deluded person trying to defend this shitty game like they did earlier.

and you're the faggot that got butthurt that people are making fun of overwatch, you're the biggest faggot here

You really think that's going to happen? From what I understand they're dumping most of the money they get from Smite into Paladins for whatever reason.
Also reminder that Paladins is what Global Assault was supposed to be and you should count your blessings it's not a GA game.
They've tasted blood with the esports crowd and they want more, but unlike Smite this game doesn't have a terrible gimmick it can hide behind to give it an edge and it pretty much looks like a poor man's overwatch to the masses, probably meaning it'll never blow up as Smite did, which is a good thing because Hirez is one of the worst developers to exist on this planet, alongside like every single developer who releases a free to play(Not freeware) game.

Yes they post exactly like that. Silly strawmen that have no ties to reality. Its wonderful.

MMOs are entirely reliant on mid and late game content which takes over 100 hours, not having the attention to do so means that they're not for you. If the idea of that is nauseating to you, they're just not for you

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Salty fag btfo

*shitty mmos like WOW are entirely reliant on mid and late game content which takes over 100 hours
ftfy

I've noticed you've been trying hard to get attention all through the thread. You don't really quote anyone specifically, just try to toss the bait into the water as if you're continuously walking into the thread for the first time.
Now you're just tossing out something passive aggressive that doesn't really make sense. Just something about MMOs because a few people started talking about them, but a small thing shows that you have no actual understanding of the context of the conversation.

And this this retard responds to you as if you were talking about the subject of the thread, not MMOs.

So what's up with that?

except you can buy levels in WoW now

hmmmm

I admit I must have played the shitty ones where the content is you redoing a dungeon with "harder" enemies.

Cartoony Roster of Assorted Player-Controlled + the rest, which I don't remember.

Mark actually bought Overbotch and theres a janitor here which sucks both his and Blizzards dick.

Overwatch is for special kind of people

*who

Willing to get it's that Lime faggot.
Either Mark has him do the dirty work or he's legitimately worse than Mark since he's actively a shithead with his power.

That explains a lot actually, I went into a overwatch thread once and got banned for dubsspamming after making one post.

Maybe, couod be some other faggot redditor hotpocket

Shit, he usually bans your ass after you post twice with the "shitposting" excuse.
Hes not even fucking trying anymore, good thing Ive got plenty of proxies so I can trigger the cancerous faggots.

Would have been banned hours ago if I made these kind of posts in the Overmeme thread.

There's definitely some mod that'll ban you for spamming or dumping even when it's several posts or less.
Lime is the only one I've know to do stuff like that before and has generally done retarded shit in the past like nuking a Protomen thread for "not vidya"
I should try looking at the log more often when this happens.

i don't like either game BTW

I got a three day ban for ~5 posts once, I think the lesson is not to mention dubs or the checking thereof. At least then they'd have to come up with an actual reason to ban you for shittalking their precious game

it does seem easier to just hide the thread since they get a containment general, at least its video game related even if its a dumbass game

meanwhile those waifu wedsday cunts keep their shit on the front page for an entire fucking week and mark protects them even now despite them still effectively being avatarfags

cant go in any thread without someone complaining about how they were banned for shitposting

It's okay brother, you're safe in your hug box

are you feeling oppressed?

i think the reason for the comically large hit boxes for hanzo was they shipped the game with the xboner hitboxes that made the game easy on a controller and just forgot to fix it. i think they've changed them to be smaller now, but its still more forgiving than the bow in TF2.
my impression is that blizzard has been really lazy with some really crucial aspects of the game while giving a ridiculous amount of time and effort to what is essentially detail work, like they have one really competent team doing all the minor things people don't notice and everything else was made by interns.

just dont go to threads that dont interest you, or at the very least shitpost bomb dumb shit like the waifu threads or 4am.

i find your post very hurtful and i would like you to consider the precious feelings of others :)

Maybe reddit is more to your liking, I heard they even use smileys in their posts there so you will fit right in.

so is the pc version a port? how would you just forget something so fundamental to game balance anyways?

Except they 'fixed' it then put it back the way it was again. What 'minor detail' did they give 'a ridiculous amount of time and effort to'?

Stop posting overlyshit, I don't wanna get banned for triggering some faggot again ;^)

This game is so easy.
any anons(europe) who want to play?

It's like you didn't read the posts to see that the whole point is that they didn't spam.

The anons who let abuses of power slide or even defend it because the victims express dissenting opinions or like something they don't is the part of the cancer killing this board.
And it's ironic because they are bothered by others in their thread who aren't able to stand their opinion, but then they defend banning them for the exact same reason of being unable to stand their opinion. Faggots who actually spam dubs not withstanding.

Just how much worse is it going to get?

fuck i dont know, im just going to believe its a port so my brain doesn't snap in half over how stupid these people are.

gg bliztards

if anyone gets banned for bringing up egregious shit like this i'll take it all back.

all I'm saying is posting dubs isn't a dissenting opinion, its just shit posting. im more than ok with people not liking this game but sperging out that someone has shit taste is fucking dumb, and i never got banned for shitting on the game.
it sure as hell aint going to get better

Should I buy buck or that edgy alien assassin?

Oh so its a P2W game too. Holy shit.

overcuck why are you still here, this isn't your safe thread.

Are you baiting people so you can report them and make entire Holla Forums into a safe board.

This thread needs a good nuking I tell you what

Please my sides can't handle this.

You and the rest of these CRAPCUNT/ASSFAGGOTS/MMO/MOBILE playing faggots are worse than the furfags back in day.
Ill be sure to remove your sides and everything else attached to them

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If you don't want people to catch the fact that you're a faggot, maybe you should try taking that cock out of your mouth before speaking?

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I was going to hold out on buying the founders pack but watching faggots here get butthurt convinced me to buy it.

I'll probably never install the full game, stay salty faggots.

Enjoy your turd son

Stay salty son ;)

Might want to evaluate what passes for your life if you get this upset.

Remember, suicide is always an option, especially for you.

Is this some next level shilling from HiRez

They hire shills to act like complete retards so people buy the game just to spite the faggots?

For what purpose?

The mind games are becoming impenetrable. Feints within feints within feints

you got a lot of pent-up angst huh

No user, its shit tier bait

is this yugioh? are we the cards? are we in the shadow realm?

I like the changes made overall since last I played (CB32). Grover changes were overall good and the UI is a lot more clear cut.

I'm generally surprised at the amount of players in the game, should be an interesting month to see how stable the game is.

You are not your own master! No one knows how deep this rabbit hole goes! TREAD NOT WHERE YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
shitposting is more fun than this game

i wish i didnt have this thought so often

played the game for 3 hours, already bored of it

it's as unfun as a assfaggots with even less content.

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-52/10 don't make me install your bullshit launcher Hi-Rez, I already have fucking steam for this shit.

WEW

i wonder what the hitboxes were like on super/monday night combat

Hitboxes were actually pretty good in SMNC except for janky grapple distances

that's lgbta+

you shit me?

this works on bomb king's stickies too

Decided to install Hi-rez's launcher anyway because I'm fucking retarded, and now when I try to play the game it just gives me a black screen, and the rating must be adjusted accordingly.
Kill yourself hi-rez staff/10, even if it's only a beta it still needs to launch.

King bob-omb for tf2 confirmed.

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Hi-Rez is the real shill because the more i play this game, the more good points i find in overwatch.

Played about an hour of this.
It's occasionally fun, balance is absolutely fucked though with Ruckus being a hero(champion whatever they use) that can basically decimate anyone and is too tanky to kill unless everyone focuses fire on him alone.

WHERE IS THE PORN Holla Forums? I WAS PROMISED PORN?

None of the characters are that good.

Actually if you are /furry/ maybe Kip might get some attention.

smh

I want to fug that elf.
Where's the elf porn?

It's an elf! There's got to be p0rn of it!

Skye?
Yeah she's alright, one of the few. Game just released 2 days ago and didn't get enough attention for porn at beta, so it might be here in a few weeks. Lots of players on Steam and still growing right now.

yfw a f2p game has better hitbox than a 60 dollar game

By the way it's dawned on me that crapcunts doesn't even specify that the games are class-based.

How do you fucks manage to be so incompetent at coming up with a genre name that you don't even manage to specify the key gameplay feature that distinguishes them.

I mean by the genre's definition even fucking Timesplitters is a crapcunt since that features a character roster, most multiplayer shooters do. You're practically just bitching because cartooney shooters have become popular in recent years.

I don't even know how unlocking a new character means you'll automatically win but ok

Eh, the game is okay. Nothing to write home about.

that doesnt matter. youre just trying to keep it for yourself

I've have more enjoyable games then not, Payload always been the best gametype so I'm enjoying myself.

i wonder if this game will carve out a niche where battleborn and smnc didnt. honestly i think that game might have done well for itself if it didnt charge 60 dollars out of the gate.

Sorry you missed out on the glory days of UO, Lineage and RO.

Every game is now a boring EQ/WoW Clone. MMOs will never be good again because of Blizzard.

Games pretty fun for being free, but Jesus tap dancing Christ I have never played a game where so many people did not know how to shoot their gun. I'm not talking about the ai you fight until you're level 5, I'm talking about the toilet drinkers on my team who about real struggling against the bots. These people are breathing with the assistance of a machine. It is inexcusable for your support character to be top fragging.

CRAPCUNTS

That's the thing though. Crapcunts is literally a buzzword. It means nothing because it describes nothing in particular. Hack and Slash games are crapcunts, fighting games are crapcunts, RTS are crapcunts, it applies to so many things you might as well just call them "games".

Assfaggots didn't had that problem.
It told you a bit about the game (symetrical maps, you attacked a fort of your enemy while he attacked yours) while including a tidbit of history with "Age of Strife", the very first iteraction of an Assfaggots.

This entire thing about crapcunts is just literal shitpost. Just coming up with derogatory terms to mock something you dislike with the originality of children. It's pathetic.

Also, how the fuck has nobody pointed out that OP has (1)? This was a bait thread from the start…

Also, for what it's worth…

The game seems to be quite fun but OP is full of shit. It's as much a 1:1 copy of Overwatch as LoL is a 1:1 copy of of Dota2, he is lying and clearly didn't even played it before making his shitpost.

Ultimates do not recharge with damage\healing done, it's just cooldowns.
There are items\advantages you can get in-game with the card system that reward winning a round (which just leads to snowballing)
Saying that it's 1:1 copy of Overwatch and then talking about having to buy heroes means he didn't even read his own shitpost, let alone play the game.

"Maps are small and claustraphobic" is hilarious, considering the game has a mount system (ripped straight out of HotS) just so you can move across the vast distance that separates many points. Maps are easily 5 times bigger than Overwatch.

The game has it's problems and hopefully they'll be fixed after beta.
I did like the look on some castles and the bases looked severely impressive, but the game still needs a bunch of polish and some clear design decisions, not more booby ninjas to sell it.

No shit, people were talking about how butthurt OP must be that people aren't bagging the game and instead of making fun of OW.

And it IS a rather close copy of OW, the interface is almost a direct copy.

Ultimates do charge with damage/healing done.

Most games are remarkably close I found, only a handful of 4-0 games.

Already own all but three characters, not sure how they plan to make money.

Back to Reddit

tfw your team just stands back taking cover instead of sitting on the empty capture point.

CUCKSHIT
Classless Uninspired Character Killing Simulator Happening In Teams.

Have you even played, let alone glanced at the game in the last few months? The maps are fucking tiny now.

If I thought Overwatch was mediocre and deeply regret spending an overpriced $40, would this be any good.

I think that the game is fine. It is free anyways.

i got acces years ago when it was first available, and when it was not win10 and xbone only, i guess it still is win10 only? i played it back then on win 7, now when i login to page i dont see any download button and there is some arc to login? how do i play it, i guess they didnt take my acces or did they?

nah its complete shit and far more to simple and easy to do shit.
regen out of combat
everyone dies in a few shots.
probably only thing better is probably the netcode compared to overwatch and that is about it, of course its the same people who made tribes ascend and then took a complete crap on it for smite but again the first crap they took on was Global agenda

didnt they resume working with tribes ascend?

Why is that bad?

It would let you realize you paid $40 for something you could get for free.

It makes him realize he's shit at video games

ITS THE NUTSHACK

Last I checked the game, it looked like pic1, but if it's currently pic 2, then I can see where the copypaste comes from.
Still not a direct copy, abilities are around the ulti not on the left, you got some other HUD elements there on the right.
Although, the respawn counter for people going from the sides to the middle, that's ripped from HotS.

I wonder how that goes considering they have that card system to "reward winning and performance". Wouldn't that lead to some ridiculous snowballing, the stronger team getting even stronger?

Didn't claimed that. But the context and the way they are used is indeed a direct copy, including the auto-mount after respawn.

I've seen a lot of open outdoor maps that seem really huge (which I wonder how it affects snipers), certainly much bigger than Overwatch.

I'd assume it's because it can lead to many situations where a player wins a fight by sheer luck, since everyone can hit a shot every now and then. If people take far longer to die, the odds your opponent lucks out are lower.

It's still a stupid complaint, just a design decision. I'm sure there are tanky heroes that don't die as fast and all others either have healing or movement to make it a non-issue. He's probably one of those idiots that stands in the open or charges from the front and complains he gets shreded.

I dislike overwatch for a number of reasons.
But if you're going to eat shit, free shit is better shit than expensive shit anyday.

I can check those.

Shit is shit no matter what, with that kind of mentality you might as well go catch AIDS as that's pretty much free compared with Black Lung where you gotta work for it.

If you don't like either of those games, don't play them and don't talk about them.
As long as faggots keep talking about a game (and it doesn't matter if it's praising or shittalking about it) interest will stay up. The only way for a game to die is if interest for it dies.

I don't see you going on Reddit or NeoFAG to educate them or even making an attempt at that because you know how pointless that is. Why would you assume Holla Forums to be any different?

I think it may be because in some maps, the second point is quite a distance from your spawning point, so defenders get a huge advantage, making it really hard to get more than 1 point.

Reverse image search isn't helping, what's the source?

My thoughts are why do people want this. In what way did someone imagine there was a market for this type of game. I swear Overwatch is surviving on waifus and the general ignorance of good fps. Hitscan is fucking garbage and I have no idea why anyone thought it was a good idea or even fun to play with hitscan.

Best I've seen yet.

There's more to the game than waifus and "good FPS" have come to be seen as "twitchy rocket launcher and railgun shooting games".
If you're gonna look at both games with a bias, blame yourself for what you see.

Lots of Heroes in these games don't use hitscan, though. And hitscan tends to balance itself out with the rest of the weapons.
Torbjorn has a rivet gun that's not hitscan and he can outsnipe Widowmaker provided he can aim.

Minigun, railgun, lighting gun, shockrifle, link gun etc.
There are many examples of hitscan in Doom, Quake, Unreal and many other FPS considered the cream of the crop and they work very well there.

I've been playing it in the last 4 or 5 days or so since it got on Steam
All in all, if you are thinking of giving it a try, then do so, since it's free and it's only like 2GB download. But just know that at least 90% of the playerbase has brain problem, the connection is dogshit most of the time and Ying will never be released.
Personally, I find it fun and I'm playing it while I'm not playing MonHun with friends. If I had to rate it, I'd say 6/10.

So they have a copy of Tracer. That doesn't mean every chamipon is fast paced either… And considering the larger map sizes, it makes more sense to include that kind of abilities anyway.
However, moving fast does not equate directly to "fast paced".

How can it be 40 in OW when most games start with 5 minutes to take the first point and another 5 for the second?
Matches never last longer than 15 minutes in Overwatch, unless we are talking Ranked where it still barely scratches 20 minutes with 2 matches.

So it ripped not just the mounts from HotS but also the change in characters abilities. It's a neat idea but I fail to see how this is something amazing, specially when all it boils down to is "loadouts".

And this is meant to be a good point? Knowing that the next 20 minutes are gonna be spent getting your ass kicked because you picked the wrong hero?

So it's free2play. Was that supposed to be a good point too?

OW kiddies, please go back to your hug box instead of getting triggered and spouting shit.

Actually the Tracer copy (Androxus) is more like a mismash of McCree's pistol, Reaper's aesthetic, and Tracer's dash.
And there's also Evie who can zip across the area with a flying skill, as well as a blink. You can blink forward or back and forth.
There's also Buck who has a jump which lets him hop across from this team to the other and a 50% slow.
I admit I pulled the match time out of my brother's ass. He played OW and that's what he complains about, I suppose.
The mount is only available when you're fresh off the spawn. Hop off it and you're never getting back on it unless you die and respawn.
You don't really pick the "wrong" hero in the sense that the champ is useless, you're more like stuck with one playstyle if you pick the wrong champ. For example, if enemies have a lot of tanks, and you pick a flanker, you can spec for Wrecker to break their shields so friendlies can kill them. You can't brawl them because while your damage is big, your tiny health pool gets blown to pieces faster than you can say "rip off". Or if you picked a Fernando and enemies got a lot of Wrecker, you can get a loadout and card setup for cooldown reduction because that's the only way to keep your shield up more than waiting for its cooldown.
It being free is a sensible thing. It's a mediocre game in a mediocre genre and it doesn't cost a dime, and that's a plus.
And you're throwing around the term "ripoff" a lot. Don't forget Global Agenda the predecessor of Paladins existed before HotS and Paladins was in the work before OW.

Some of what he said was true ya fuck, namely about game length in OW

As far as hero picking goes, it's handled differently in comp and casual. In casual it's one hero per team, so two Cassies can't be on the same team, but there can be one Cassie on either team

In comp it's an Assfaggots-esque pick system where both teams pick their players in order (Team A picks one, Team B picks two, Team A picks two, etc), and mirror matches are not allowed

I believe the requirement for unlocking competitive mode is reaching Mastery level 4 with a certain number of heroes

How is Androxus a tracer copy? He's more genji if anything.

Weird design decision. Mounts on HotS are something used to speed up the game or outmaneuver your enemies, really dunno why they didn't did the same…

Again, how is that a good thing? In Overwatch, you can try to play against your counters and even succeed if you are truly good with your hero. However, at any time you can switch (dropping your Ulti progress) and forcing your oponent to react to it, you're never forced to play in a subpar way.
Especially considering the way you describe the upgrades makes it seem like it's incredibly strict. You build in a specific way to counter your enemies and there's a single way to build depending on who you're against.
This doesn't make the system any more dynamic, it's just a quick patch you can apply post game launch that forces you to play in a specific way regardless.

It really isn't. Considering the amount of people that will try to cheat and get no repercussions when the game is free or the large amount of retards that will play the game because it's free and end up making it worse for everyone else, I'd rather have a paywall keep most of those fags out.

Global Agenda looks like a standard MMO but with guns, dunno why you'd mention it with HotS. Two very different game genres.
And if Paladins was in the work before OW, then how come it's still constantly changing and still requires much more polish? Is Hi Rez that bad at their job?

I mentioned HotS because you mentioned HotS.
The mount in Paladins is not exactly for outmaneuvering but more about getting you back into action faster, since the distance between one end of the map to another is rather large.
The thing about getting stuck with the "wrong" champ is not exactly good but not exactly bad either. It's a design choice. And it's one of the differences it has from OW. The builds are not that strict because you get to choose 4 cards out of around 17, half of which are niche as fuck so you're pretty much picking 4 from 9.
And I don't know about you, but I consider it being free a plus, since I'd rather not pay for something similar.
As for being in the work, I suppose it's because HiRez is much smaller than Blizzard, and they worked on the same amount of titles as Blizzard.

So this kid hasnt even played the game and he's still here bitching anyway?

OverlyShit kiddies are bored of their shit game and have to spend time shitposting to jusify their purchase. topkek

Both fanbases have their autists

OP is baiting because spending two minutes as any of the expy characters is enough time to realize they play nothing like their OW counterparts

But also Paladins faggots spend too much time bitching about OW and are probably just mad mommy didn't let them buy it on her credit card

Where did they 'botch' about OW?
All I'm seejng are faggots desperately trying to justify their shit purchases or retards like you trying to drag paladin down to OW level

I mentioned HotS to compare the mounts in both games, you mentioned Global Agenda to state it was made before HotS for some reason.

Except that is a very strange way to solve that problem when better solutions are available.
Having the spawn point closer to the point being fought currently works fairly well and changing it every time the focus of the fight changes ensures you always spawn nearby and don't require a mount. The TF2 model if you will.

This is assuming that both teams are supposed to spawn at the same distance to the point, where the long distance makes very little sense, you can simply increase the spawning time or reduce the distance or any other solution, the important thing is "how long does it take for a dead player to come back".

If instead the idea is to have defenders arriving faster at the point, having their spawn point near then the attackers should do the trick, with tweaking the spawn positions to balance the difficulty being more than enough.
Having mounts exclusively for that purpose is simply very strange and unnecessary, especially if the progression over the maps is still fairly linear.

A bad design choice. It means that half the game is already decided before the match actually starts since a team might have an advantage in counter picks over the other team that won't change throughout the game. It's one of the most autistic and ridiculous mistakes ASSFAGGOTS make, why would anyone incorporate them into their game?

And you're gonna pick among those 4 the ones that best suit your oponents which will boild down to 1 or 2. How is that not strict? What is even the point then to have "builds" that are used to counter heroes when picking heroes is already about countering heroes? It's two gameplay elements doing the same thing overlapping each other, both trying to be dynamic so you can play whatever hero you want without feeling inadequate and yet both contribute to make it even more rigid and strict.

Is that your entire point? Being free is good because you'd rather not pay? If that's the only thing offsetting all the downsides of F2P, they might as well start charging a limb and an arm. You already had TF2 anyway so you wouldn't "pay for something similar" and that game already showed very well what happens when you go F2P.
Is there any other benefit here that I'm not seeing besides "I don't like spending money on videogames"?

Not an excuse. They didn't simply take longer to make something, they kept changing it back and forth between various design decisions.

Just compare both HUDs there, with only 4 abilities at first, then a 5th that works just like OW, the display of inputs below them.
Fans also kept bitching about the card system for a long while since every week was a different one and characters keep being changed around a lot.
It's pretty clear they don't know what exactly they want to make so they are taking ideas from competition and seeing what sticks.

I still think the game looks neat and fun, not as good as Overwatch yet but it could even surpass it given time. Their experience with Smite could certainly help here as long as they understand they are different game types but their CEO doesn't give much hope.

I'll give them some credit and not assume that's the case. It's much more likely some shitposters started the thread to spite Overwatch players instead, not because they like the game at all.
Some people genuinely like Paladins and I do hope their game gets better with time (Smite improved massively with the years and they even tried some really retarded shit in the middle there) but others just want to start a massive flamewar between both fanbases like consolewar bullshit for fun. Don't buy into it, just ignore the sad retards.

Is this retard serious?

And then doesn't post ever again in all 310 replies. Red flag.

There has been some interesting discussion in the thread comparing both games and what's different between them.
If casual discussion is "being laughed at", I'm sorry for your childhood.

Didn't said that nor implied.
There are shitposters that don't like either game and most likely want to stir a flame war between fans of both games.
It's not gonna work since both fanbases are quite chill or shill if you prefer :^) but you're free to keep trying. I'm sure Paladin players apreciate not having to start a thread to talk about the game.

You tell me, (38)

Yeah guess the retard is serious.

Are you OP (9)?

1.You sound extremely triggered
2.You're one of the few retards who left the containment thread to defend your shit game
3. You're trying really hard to act like this game is nearly as shit as OW

...

Not sure if I should find this more sad or pathetic

I can play more than one game. I play HotS, Overwatch but also Smite. I have yet to try Paladins (lack of time) but I'm considering it simply because I liked what they did with Smite.

Paladins is not yet better than Overwatch, far from it. It still requires a lot more polish and I expect the card system to change a bit more before they stabilize. The maps themselves may end up changing a bit more as well.
Has the game even left Beta already?

Tumblr can keep making it's tranny Junkrat pics all they want, I don't visit the site, I don't see that shit and it triggers me none. Everytime someone goes to Blizzard's forums asking for a gay\trans character, he's mocked out of there so it's clear their fanbase hate Tumblr anyway.

I'll answer your question: it's both sad and pathetic that you look up from the shitposting gutter you're in and think you have the moral high horse.

I know we already established the fact that you're retarded, but goddamn.

smh

Where have we gone wrong to let gargantuan faggots like you post here.

From the large amount of videos on youtube to sites detailing each hero and screenshots from the game, if that doesn't give you enough information to formulate a basic opinion about the game, you're retarded.

It's the whole point of those videos, to let people know what a game is like before they try it. I don't expect objective reviews anymore but I can look at how they play and extract some information for it.

I got that the levels are quite big since you even need mounts to reach the point in time and that movement is fairly fast with the large amount of dashes, teleports and distance covered by each one.

Battles also seem to be quite more long ranged than Overwatch and levels seem to possess much more verticality as well.
I can see the potential there, I just wish they end up capitalizing on it. Castles and bases in Paladins look more impressive than some maps in Overwatch.

Oh, why am I typing all this anyway, you're just one of those:

kek

Wow, someone's really got a lot of time on their hands.
Good thing you got all that time in your basement eh son?

still waiting for the porn

So ignoring the retard.

When are they nerfing skye.

Retarded enough to buy Ow indeed

Just like I said:
Thanks for proving my point.
Oh an wasting time shitposting on Holla Forums while mocking me for being a basement dweller with lots of free time?
Definitely not hypocritical or ironic in anyway at all.

If they were that retarded, you could easily post a screenshot, screencap or footage to prove me wrong and shut me up.
Still haven't seen anything like that or even effort in that direction. Are you even more retarded then my opinions?

Oh and thanks for completing the set with the
You and the other guy should date.

Okay, I call bullshit on this now. Seen a few videos, your mount is bound to LShift, you can summon it at any time but you get unseated when struck in combat.
Best I could find was they were gonna test removing mounts on smaller maps, but a few months ago they were still free use everywhere.

Paladins was in development long before Overwatch.

Also eh, doesn't play like Overwatch at all.
Maps are bigger and open.
You're not constantly forced into chokes like Overwatch.

All characters have like 4 abilities, not like Overwatchs 1 or 2.

You can augment your character a little without out of game builds (card decks).

In game card shop (simplified dota items)

It's more like a First Person DoTA with FPS objectives than Overwatch which is just a straight TF2 ripoff.

This.

Also Skye is OP and I'm sending already feedbacks about how retarded her mobility plus her ultimate is.
Drogoz's ultimate needs two seconds of casting, makes him slow and can't turn properly but instakills one target. Meanwhile she can just drop the bomb and insta kill everyone AoE no matter what.

What is this game about?

shooting things