RIP THE GAME YOU LOVE TO PIECES!

A true test of your objectivity Holla Forums.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it:

Write a review of the game you like, but be as harsh on it as a game you hate the most. Rip it to shreds. Show no mercy. Find every last fault, no matter how small.

I can't think of a single game I like.

there is no such thing as objectivity.
your favourite game is shit.

- Gameplay is too luck based, even for a strategy RPG.
- Gameplay is very watered down with no particularly difficult mechanics to get a grasp of.
- Graphics outside of character portraits and fully-illustrated scenes are mediocre.
- Music is hit and miss on the whole, with a handful of memorable tracks and several handfuls of completely forgettable ones.
- For a game built around interacting with the units in your party, there are very few scenes of meaningful character development or purposeful events to see.
- Far too many of the characters you would like to recruit can't be recruited until it's maybe already too late to make use of them.
- Footsoldiers are completely overpowered and break the game entirely.
- The only feasible way to win the game is to save scum after every lost battle, and things like permadeath for major characters doesn't help it. The game even outright asks you not to save scum as if it knows it's nearly impossible to win without it.
- Game tries to take itself seriously while still stuffing comedy and sexy girls down the player's throat.

Name it.

then why are you here on Holla Forums if you don't like games?

Make cage traps. Now you can't lose unless you want to. What an unbalanced piece of festering shit.

Aren't loads of beasts immune to traps?

Are you telling me this isn't a board for hating game?

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