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At least I can cargo pretty hard, I guess. Nothing like lag to get that slothful "I don't really give a shit about your request" lot
Ayden Hughes
speess meeeens
Joshua Rogers
to repeaty me self
name a spider you wanna see be made and I'll add it to the list
Isaiah Howard
How about a decent jumping spider? That one looks like a dick with tits and a few legs popping out.
Ryan Morgan
which one?
Henry Torres
The first pic you posted, it looks weird as fuck man
Jacob Adams
it's an ogre spider
Brayden James
Nice cortex reaver.
Ryan Myers
Oh. Looking forward for your jumping spider then
Asher Nelson
th-thanks
it'll be just as shitty I'm sure
Julian Perez
I hope that means this spider will produce bananas when it's either gibbed or attacked.
Joshua Williams
long live toolboxia the religion of the people
Blake Cook
we'll have to see about that
David Evans
Where's my qt Camel Spiders?
Jaxson Brown
Shit wrong one, add the cave spider too though. Even though technically they aren't real spiders.
Caleb Morgan
that's a whip spider and it's on there, unless you really want a camel spider
Aaron Bennett
Black Widow cigarettes - a new brand that has venom in them.
Owen Robinson
you're not a real spider and that's debatable
that would be cool
Ryan Young
So are there any servers yet with a decent pop and that aren't total shit?
Daniel Barnes
what happened buttercup?
Hunter Evans
Yes look at the OP. Anything over 20 will eventually turn into shit faster than you can say George Melons, you haven't learned from Nox?
Jason Turner
I haven't played in 2 years. It was shit 2 years ago, I'm wondering if that's changed.
Owen Thompson
Get in, negroes.
Jackson Rivera
Get in, negroes.
Julian Nelson
it's eleven
Easton White
wew 24 hour ban for bombing a nigger who was flashing me on the shuttle
Dylan Taylor
Ban annoucement
ADMIN LOG: SierraChan/(Emilee Richards) has added a TEMPBAN for gatzy (1440 minutes) with the reason: "Bombing Shuttle because he was flashed. Non-antag. Claimed to not know the power of the bomb he made dispite the fact he had made three and tested two." to the ban database.
This is the guy that yesterday spent around 3 shifts trying to make bombs by following the wiki. Unable to do that his bombs have slowly gotten worse to the point where he is only playing science to learn, I suggest he asked someone compotent to teach him. He has only done this once.
I suggest you take this time to read over the rules. Specificaly 1. Don't be a dick. i. Non-antags should not be doing antag things. ii. Antags should be doing antag things.
Daniel Brooks
Nonantags shouldn't be harassing people even if its harmless
Jonathan Smith
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Brody Walker
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Julian Butler
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Henry Butler
Take the ban. Come back tomorrow. Have someone teach you how to make bombs while you are at it. Jesus fuck 3,7,10,0 is not a good bomb. That is slightly better than a welderbomb.
Hunter Morales
also
If you think nonantags shouldn't be allowed to harrass you why the fuck are you here?
With that reasoning I would have to ban half of our playerbase for tripping people in the hallways. Or playing as a clown and making space lube.
The rules are there for a reason. See you tomorrow.
John Rogers
Oh look, the admin is a gay faggot. What a surprise.
Jack Harris
For people who are so anal about bam evasion ingame you sure cant verify identities in the thread can you?
So its okay to slip someone then immobilize them and steal all their stuff because its JUST A PRANK BRO?
Ayden Miller
wewlad
Carson Richardson
so fucking scared man
John Lee
server doesn't?
you should really take a moment to clam down there
Wyatt Wilson
I always thought it would be neat if the light within a room, wouldn't affect the light tile of the wall in a different room.
Zachary Wood
So this game is still shit then. Gotcha.
Hunter Allen
wasnt following the wiki reread before you post, because that makes no sense
Connor Foster
I hope that was on "AIs and secborgs are unfair" /tg/
Hunter Fisher
Your mistake was playing on paradise.
Landon Carter
Wait I remember that guy. Ignored R&D, used text talk and locked himself in the burn chamber.
Justin Russell
that'd be me
Parker Baker
i've long debated whether or not to add a maxcap recipe to the wiki.
Luke Brown
Honestly it is something passed down by the robust to the less robust. If you just follow a check list its no fun. The power of a maxcap bomb comes from their, not so much recently, rarity. Not just the physical damage.
Jaxson Diaz
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Gabriel Baker
I've always thought it ultimately couldn't hurt since it becomes an actual issue the playerbase simply has to respond in kind. It might result in fellow science crew members actually keeping an eye on that nigger in toxins.
It feels goon-tier as fuck to deprive players of information like that. A good compromise would be explaining what to shoot for I guess.
Brody Wood
would you teach someone if asked?
if the answer is yes then you're not depriving a player but merely controlling the flow of it
Asher Campbell
THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?
Ian Campbell
Dear forum admin.
PLS ADD /Space_Law because the spacelaw book truns up a 404 which is bad yo.
Eli Perez
Ban Announcment ADMIN LOG: SierraChan/(Emilee Richards) has added a TEMPBAN for purpleocelot (1440 minutes) with the reason: "(MANUAL BAN) Was actually a decent chaplin. Forced someone to become a shade. Killed as a nonantag. " to the ban database.
The shade was a cunt but only just gets a slide because he was forced to become a shade and the chaplin bitched him out 24/7. Both got a nice little note.
Dylan Smith
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Nicholas Kelly
I won't deny, I'd probably try my hand at killing the fucker, but mate blowing up a bomb is another step.
Blake Flores
I don't even need burn mix, baby!
Oliver Hughes
tbh this server is more rulecucky than any Holla Forums station ive been on
Nolan Cruz
what server would you suggest then?
Jacob Gomez
/tg/station. Basil for more RP focused shenanigans and Sybil for powergaming and robustness
Samuel Scott
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Alexander Miller
there isn't any atm, but i'd love old alt station back
Leo Sullivan
is that guy who did baseball bats and bluespace belly around?
Nathaniel Brooks
/tg/ is kinda shit though, nearly 90% of the rounds are tatorling despite having 22 different gamemodes now, and tatorling always has one fucker who goes doublesword to instantly remove the legs of the entire crew because there's no leg armor and the thing stuns you while being dismembered, with the only ranged counter being flashbangs IF the guy isn't bringing sunglasses ever since they removed the autorifles from the armory.
Alexander Diaz
This is how we end a round!
Carter Cook
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Henry Gutierrez
Sheylos has always been too button happy.
Landon Lee
I have given sheylos a final warning g about this. Should he continue he will lose his events rights.
Jack Morgan
What's that last gun over there? Is it new?
Sebastian Gray
Found the unrobust
Jordan Perez
When are you posting pictures of yourself in a skirt?
Parker Morgan
Haven't played quite in a while, no way it's not new.
Jeremiah Myers
How close are they to like, being removed from admins?
Connor Kelly
I would need a replacement before I remove him.
Nathaniel Russell
I would volunteer myself, but due to educational rights I have already signed away and a potential gf on the horizon, I cannot spessmen everyday.
Christian Miller
Kill yourself unless it's a trap
Ayden Peterson
and now it all makes sense
Michael Perry
Absolutely disgusting for a virgin like me.
Blake Bennett
nigger u wot
William Gomez
...
Tyler Harris
LAW WINS AGAIN
Aaron Green
THE LAW NEVER LOOSES
Joshua Clark
...
Evan Phillips
Well, looks like I got robusted
Gabriel Hill
...
Gabriel Rogers
...
Julian King
WEW
Leo Wilson
And people said letting the server go public was a poor idea.
Xavier Stewart
I was the HoP that round, when I came at you in chemistry I was trying to get you with a label gun that said "Commie Bastard". In the library and maint, I stunned you and the security borg beat your face in. I told him to stop, and he said "it's okay, he won't die!". You died a few seconds after that.
Aaron Smith
You cant label living things Holy fuck learn the game before you play a head role
Xavier Taylor
I am enjoying it far more than I thought I would. I think as long as we can keep admins on at mid-high pop times we'll be fine.
Bentley Scott
JFMSU
Brandon Fisher
I once pulled a guy into a maintenance hallway and beat him in the head with a crowbar until he died.
Good times. Leaves no evidence like a smoke polyacid grenade does either.
Jaxson Long
ctrl + click to drag people dont use the grab intent for fuck's sake
Wyatt Taylor
I sure am glad this server is public now so retards can come in and kill people and then leave.
Xavier Ross
I've been here since the start and I burned down the chemical lab, for no reason.
FOR NO REASON
I plan to make a similar plan worse by planting a box with 8 full beakers with black power inside an inconspicuous container near a couple of moved fuel tanks and then throwing a 5 second chlorine triflouride grenade into the mix, which should blow up about 3 departments while giving me enough time to book it clean.
Also, it's a cultist round, so people killing you is pretty normal.
Michael Butler
haha yeah 3 hour 5 man shifts are way better
Evan Powell
Is there a reason the game window keeps freezing every few minutes, forcing me to restart the client? I've had this problem occasionally years before, but never this often.
Hudson Morgan
Server needs some fucking admins.
Carson Morris
I don't really like being public either but let's not pretend rampant shittery hasn't always been a thing on these servers. One of my earliest memories was being a miner and two niggers with afros just killing me with a fire axe and extinguisher right outside the arrivals shuttle about 10 minutes into the round back when nel was running asteroid.
Wyatt Ward
sciense man here, I made a 2/5/11 bomb with cooled oxygen and 18582.7 K of pure plasma at max pressure.
How can I improve my bomb? lowering the plasma temperature?
Leo Martinez
nigga
Colton Price
I miss euroserver. Good times.
Easton Mitchell
gather fuel tanks and put them next to your bomb.
Parker Sullivan
by lowering the temp i got 4,8,17 even with fewer moles of oxygen
i'll try the fuel tanks if i get antag
Ryan Gutierrez
with killing someone, there's not much chance of them getting respawned with however detaining someone there's no need to go through all that it takes for you to get back into the game
Cooper Hall
Also, make another bomb put it next to that bomb then make another one and then keep doing it.
or just steal a bunch of fuel tanks.
Jeremiah Harris
Fucking terrible round.
Blake Gray
we just need more admins on
Levi Wood
Sierra I might be able to admin on weekends. Not during the week though, and only in euro hours.
Asher Sullivan
Sierra you fucking nigger, now we're being plagued by unrobust scrubs, metagamers and griefers. Hope you're happy you absolute fag.
Gavin Thomas
Now we're plagued by crappy players. Hope you're happy.
Ayden Smith
Is the server private? If it's not is it might be the same fags who were ruining the BaroTrauma games.
Zachary Ross
So how long until we swap hosts now?
Nicholas Kelly
Probably, think the serber went pubbie, fucking Sierra chan. Things were going so well why'd you have to fuck up like this?
If there's a chance at salvaging it I'd rather not.
Anthony Campbell
Anyone got a link for the new barotrauma build?
Dylan Campbell
We'll unless we want to change host yet again or change the IP somehow we'll have to because there's a little button called "replay" to replay the server you we're last on.
Not to mention I doubt a round will even last 15 minutes now.
Logan Cook
I'd rather have pub than the 4-hour-4-people rounds we were having. As long as the admins aren't faggots, which is the problem with the other servers, I'm happy.
Nathaniel Reyes
Fucksake, this is ridiculous, damn it Sierra why couldn't you just listen?
Well we're now having a 2 hour murderboner round where the antags fuck around once everyone is dead for a long time. That much better?
Alexander Scott
it's possible since it was happening before things went public
Samuel Bailey
Seems like this might become the standard.
Gavin Diaz
It swapped the order so the first one comes after the second one.
Kevin Murphy
5 players left during that shit show of a round. Wew.
Nicholas Hall
well it is /4am/ now
Joshua Adams
Not where I am buddy.
Lincoln Thomas
it's /9am/ where it matters
Oliver Carter
Doesn't look any different from what rounds used to be like when the previous servers had 15-20 players.
Actually no, it does look a bit different, there's not 3 singularities roaming around the station and a crystal shard being dragged around.
At this point I wouldn't even be particularly surprised if the people doing the murderboning were just the usual shitters we've always had on new CKEYs.
Brody Baker
it's highly possible that
Grayson Perez
Note Twin Suns being the one not wanting the restart vote due to the "shuttle already being on the way" and the fact that Twin Suns was a known murderboning shitter back when Hate was hosting Mini.
Jack Parker
he was a trato, so he has an excuse, all be it a shit one, that other guy working with him though
Thomas Harris
Too right lad.
Isaac Richardson
so how's this for a spiderling?
it's totally not just made up of the ling armour
Blake Kelly
decent
Zachary Collins
I'm thinking instead of just toxin damage, it'll do a ling sting which will change randomly every few minutes
Brody Baker
Looks like a scorpion.
Carson Perry
scorpions are arachnids
Cameron Martin
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Carson Baker
I fucking love you
Justin Harris
Admin announcement
Doubleplus has been granted trialadmin.
I will be looking to take on one more admin, should you wish to help out email me at [email protected]/* */ with info of when you can admin and your ckey.
Christian Perry
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Adam Robinson
He has been a midimin for around 2 weeks now. I am trusting him with trialadmin, if he fucks about it will get removed.
From the little conversation I had with koriath once. Kyron is working on it still however he is a lazy sack of shit so it is presumed dead.
Jonathan Long
Ban announcement
ADMIN LOG: SierraChan/(Emilee Richards) has added a TEMPBAN for archibaldwiggins (1440 minutes) with the reason: "(MANUAL BAN) Suiciding after recieving a ghostrole ban. \nReply PM from-Archibald_Wiggins/(Security Officer Hunt): look, if you\'re gonna be a cuck be a cuck \nReply PM from-Archibald_Wiggins/(Security Officer Hunt): you fucking stupid nigger i dont care (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)" to the ban database.
See you tomorrow. I guess.
Adrian Ross
If he suicided it means he did care, though.
Samuel Ross
Bingo
Wyatt Butler
Noice.
Lucas Miller
I sent you an email faget
Cooper White
Ban announcement
ADMIN LOG: SierraChan/(Emilee Richards) has added a TEMPBAN for robbertgreen (1440 minutes) with the reason: "(MANUAL BAN) Welderbomb suicide as security. See you tomorrow." to the ban database.
Joined as sec, Ran around for maybe 5 minutes and weldrbombed himself. Nothing special.
Nicholas Williams
Koriath here. About that project. We were forced to remake it from the ground up.
To cut a VERY long story short: Our project was going great back in Unity 3.0 Then 4.0 popped up. Some new features, some changes, but two big changes we didn't like: the new lightning system and the move to an authoritative server system (that is a lot more restrictive than the previous one). This wasn't a problem because the old system were still functional (but labeled Legacy) and we kept working. Then Unity 5.0 rolled in. The Legacy support was dropped, and:
We sent an email to their Dev team and tried to sugest changes, or at least to give us the option to keep the old system, since it worked better. The answer was an overly-polite "no". The reasoning I'm guessing (after looking at their patch notes and future plans) is that they intend to focus all efforts on the new systems and don't want to support the older one's at all.
Note to any user who wants to make his own game: use Unreal 4. I mean it. Unity has a lot of things that it does right. But it keeps changing faster than the documentation catches up with (the networking documentation is a mishmash of old/new functions and vars) and it places some very stupid restrictions if you wanna do multiplayer stuff.
We're still working on it, but we're essentially at square 0 again. It's gonna take us a long time to come up with something we can show again.
Logan Long
was it you who made those bats and bluespace jelly?
Connor Walker
The disease carrying bats? Yeah, same with the flies and rats. Overpowered as fuck, toned it down later, still wasn't a popular idea, so I don't advise this server to repeat it. Nope, no idea what that is even. I played Xeno for the firestarter jellies (think it was the orange one's) and that was it. I mainly play medic anyway. Science is fun while you're still learning it, after you made everything, there's really no point in playing science anymore, it's too samey every round. Medic always gives you new situations, you get to team up with people, do german accents or play Doctor Death if you roll traitor. Biggest accomplishment was traitor medic was stashing 15 dead bodies in maintenance nearby. When Sec found out, they called it a mass grave, and if I had ordered an agent card, I'd rename myself to "Doctor Mengele".
Brody Edwards
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William Richardson
baseball bats I mean
Adam Cox
Can someone link me to instructions on how to get BYOND (and SS13) working on WINE? It doesn't install properly out of the box, and my virtual machine is too sluggish to comfy spessmanning.
Hunter Ward
ESTABLISHING BATTLE-FIELD CONTROL STAND BY
insufficient funds
BATTLE CONTROL OFFLINE
Jace Davis
construction complete
Andrew Flores
Oh, no not really. There was code on Hippie for them, but I never got around to porting those. Do they deflect projectiles with a 100% chance of deflecting baseballs? If so, then they're hippie's bats (but since hippie nicks a lot of shit from other servers, might be some other servers bats).
Michael Wilson
Unit lost
if they also have bluespace jelly which is a drug then it could be
Caleb Hernandez
So fags, anyone see that little bitch who joined earlier and tried to make us change the name of the server?
Leo Jenkins
also Koriath, pests always seemed like a really good touch to the server to me but I didn't hang around hate to see it go full nurgle mode so I dunno, what you got going on currently?
yup that furry fag was going to try to get us to personal army citadel because he's banned
Carter Scott
KEK what a total faggot, as if a furry has any right to ask that of anyone or to try and hold the moral high ground. Also quite funny how he genuinely believed he was educating us on what cheese pizza was. What a colossal fag. Hope he tries to fuck a dog sometime and gets mauled to death.
Samuel Morgan
Aaand that's how she wrote, kids!
Jaxson Anderson
IMO your ban was deserved.
Brody Wood
If it wasn't a deadman switch I'd disagree, but as it was, kinda have to.
Brody Lewis
Ban Announcement
ADMIN LOG: SierraChan/(Emilee Richards) has added a TEMPBAN for coolgod1198 (1440 minutes) with the reason: "used the grill card" to the ban database.
Tried to use the grill card to validate using the revolver as stun. Then procedded to kill 3 or more people with it. I was not following this but ddraigg banned "her" for a day from sec before she killed anouther person so she gets the day bannu
Luis Long
What if you had been killed by a meteor or loss of atmosphere? In fact even if an antag does kill you what if your bomb kills people in the vicinity that had nothing to do with it?
Henry Roberts
Fully agree with that ban, he was a shit player. Honestly trying to use the grill card to get away with killing random people and one of his excuses was literally "they said mean things." and "He didn't rp pain properly."
Isaac Williams
can atmos borgs get a fire extinguisher? atmospherics is the firefighting department after all.
Kayden Morales
Holy fuck I've never seen someone more deserving of a ban.
James Murphy
Oh fuck I knew there was something I forgot. Will get zaers to stick that shit in. He is currently working on its internal gas canisters.
Cooper Murphy
give it a fire axe too
Dylan Hughes
Thats a bit much fam. The extinguisher will do.
Brayden Rodriguez
Nah, fireaxe when it's emagged.
Easton Peterson
but it gets a flamethrower when it's emagged
Jack Nguyen
Yeah was fucking ridiculous.
Ethan Carter
doubleplus was a total fucking shitter admin on every server ive been on… only enforcing rules when it suits him
Kevin Collins
I have been watching him admin so I doubt that.
Isaac Gray
did you play on hatestation and alt?
Lincoln Russell
Yes I did. He strechted the rules I will give him that but he hasn't been TOO bad on CPstation so I will leave him be.
Brandon Powell
make the new map like this
Jack Powell
Where have I seen this map before. I swear I know it.
Aiden Jones
it's the one I drew up for hate
Andrew Edwards
Ahh. Tbh it looks aight. Ony problem I have with it is almost 0 maintainance. Everything is too… Open.
Camden Morgan
I stopped working on it because I couldn't into how to dreamworks
Jack Bailey
If you included maint it wouldnt be much bigger, I like this as a general layout.
Adrian Ross
I might make mapping my pet project but learning how to do it is going to be hell
Ethan Harris
There's so much wrong with the layout in that sketch i'm not even going to bother explaining it all. But here's a few:
Re-evaluate your design. Take traffic into account. Recognize bottlenecks. Map out the power & plumbing.
Liam White
gee cant see why the server is going to shit already
Austin Fisher
was working on maint last I stopped
well I was told you had to know how to code to be able to map
you just need a hardsuit and o2 and you can access it on all sides of meta ez fix that's why it's called perma can be fixed ez enough too there's for things like abandoned bar and such there's afew but it's not all fleshed out yet that is an issue
Asher Rogers
You should become part of the shitmin circlejerk so you can do plain retarded shit all the time, then turn around and masturbate into the admin log when someone does something you don't like.
Xavier Lewis
cool meme.
Chase Evans
This tbh
James Clark
see
The less context he gives the more valid his argument is.
Evan Miller
You don't need to know how to code to map, but knowing the typepaths of things helps when you want to place them in your map
Ryan Campbell
If I actually do make a map and don't quit half-way through. These are the population numbers I'll be aiming for. Maxes out at 36, not including assistants and mommi's. No lawyer because who the fuck cares.
William Davis
fucking fuckers email, I was somewhat heart broken for an incy tiny bit.
Dylan Howard
Fuck you
Michael Scott
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kevin Sanchez
it's like you don't want those traps to post lewds
Jayden Morris
Soonâ„¢
James Taylor
So how does one evade a permanent ban?
Not for CP but for other servers.
Kayden Jenkins
A google search will show you the way sir.
Christian Young
Update will be active on next shift.
UNCONTAINABLE HYPE
Christian Reyes
pics?
Whatever just happened to the CAPTCHA system fucked up my posting
Henry Hill
LET ME POST
Caleb Lopez
what server are you working on?
Levi Ortiz
This one, why?
Hudson James
were you the one who's doing bluespace jelly?
Nicholas Miller
wew sierra being a cuck and calling deathsquad to end round for the new stuff, typical admin fuckery
Noah Foster
Nice of you too presume it was me who called it. It was actually sheylos.
Kevin Adams
keep being salty son
Easton Rodriguez
Deathsquad here, can confirm thats what happened.
Ryder Anderson
clown here
honk
James Smith
Yes.
Jace Jackson
which server do you mean by this one?
Colton Adams
Whichever server's using Sierra's codebase.
Cooper Brown
oh o.k then, I thought I missed up and gave some random guy some sprites
Jaxon Edwards
...
Angel Howard
but what about the flamethrower? can it be added to a science module like vtec
Daniel Stewart
Yea, that seems fair.
Adrian Gomez
THE SAFE WORD IS "POLICE BRUTALITY"
Kayden Walker
I ain't finding shit.
Jace Ramirez
I wonder when would it be ok to rig a dead man's switch as a non-antag? What if there's a legit cult/ayys and you take out a little insurance?
Isaiah Turner
Remember, when dealing with shitcurity, don't fuck about, just kill them straight away.
Zachary Bell
lol what is this
Landon Allen
post pics
Nolan Jones
==IF THE MEN AND WOMEN IN UNIFORM DO NOT FOLLOW SPACE LAW THEN THEY ARE TRAITORS AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH
PROTECT AND SERVE, ACT WITH HONOR, FOLLOW THE LAW==
Logan Brooks
...
Aaron Robinson
Why
Ryder Perez
...
Samuel Adams
quality moderation
Jonathan Jones
Just use the keyboard shortcut, dipshit.
Leo Foster
I'd say when it's clear the overwhelming majority of the station is hostile such as full blown infestation or you're the last head of staff and you're certain there's no loyal crew left.
good to know that both women and men that pretend to be women are incapable of running anything
Robert Brown
That might be the closest we'll ever get to that winter wonderland game mode that was discussed ages ago that started about getting winter coats to have a bit more of a use.
Looks pretty nice too.
Justin Myers
isn't freon so broken even tg wants to remove it
Ethan Barnes
...
Chase Robinson
It says it's experimental so it most likely has some issues. Of course /tg/ being /tg/ it's also very likely that the playerbase is overreacting to even very minor things and making mountains out of ant hills.
Assuming the issues with it get fixed I don't think there would be too much of a problem if freon got ported considering we already have gases like plasma that can fuck up people and station just as well if not better.
Dylan Sullivan
It was a fun ride Shadowling CMO, I had fun doing it.
Gavin Butler
this was a fun round
Parker Brooks
I'm glad he had a deadman to kill all of you shits.
Justin Campbell
We rused the entire security and the one guy that had the truth was beaten and seen as a crazy.
It was fantastic.
Justin Roberts
...
Noah Moore
The borgs were pretty good last round.
Adrian Perez
it's nice when we actually have people on
Brandon Gonzalez
That is why being listed on public has its perks, all we have to do is self moderate and remove reddit and other cancer.
Henry Lopez
protip: you dont have to have the flashlight in a slot to get the light source you can just put it in your storage while its on and it'll still give light
also night vision
Daniel Smith
i think 26 players is a nice point where the server can just get unlisted before it gets out of hand
Carson Walker
trouble is we have to keep on doing that
the player base will drop then
Mason Nguyen
Well Holla Forums already self moderates and we do have admins on the server. We just apply that same practice and bully whoever needs to be bullied.
The problem is when it gets too out of hand and all it is is moderation. We are already doing a pretty good job and I am having a shit ton of fun. I think we wont have an issue until reddit finds us. When they do it will be time for war and soon after memes to remember it.
David Evans
Thanks.
Does the light consume battery power too? I noticed I was going through like 500 a second.
Adam Harris
this is the problem with every single server, they don't have good mods
also stuff like this doesn't help:
James Stewart
Freon itself doesn't do anything, but when the temperature is low enough it also freezes everything in it's vicinity and makes everything into ice. This shouldn't be given to any single different atmos gas but given to every single gas as an extra functionality of the atmos system, specially N20 and CO2 since they're really, really good at killing things and fires when in liquid/frozen state.
Luis Powell
Yes, but it will still be hilarious to watch
Jace Allen
Its not about the need for good moderation, what we need is people to maintain the atmosphere of self moderation with actual moderates who can be asked to come when needed. Look at /monster/ for a good example of this layout.
Noah Cruz
Remember that each person from here who has head roles enabled, the less likely it is that randos will get them
Also MemeOverlord asked me to post this.
Julian Edwards
can be you in find a direct link for that image?
Camden Butler
Publically listing the IP is better than making the server itself public, if you make the server public you attract all kinds of underage faggots.
Ryder Ward
So I looked at the link. The server is not listed there. Maybe check your sources.
Thomas Mitchell
just gonna warn anyone new, be prepared for selectively enforced rules and admins playing favorites
Eli Thompson
Yeah, doesn't look like it's there. Not that I would be concerned at all, I'm pretty sure that no one even looks at that page anyway.
just gonna warn anyone new, this nigger is butthurt because he got a 24 hour ban for bombing the shuttle
Jaxon Perry
admin did the same fuckin thing :)
Brody King
after the round was over with, you did it before
Dylan Martin
we need a mentor system, its killing me seeing all these engies fail at setting up singulo
Owen Rivera
where to apply to be mentor
Luke Brooks
You bombed shuttle when it arrived at station. Thus the game is still active and your ban is valid.
Once the shift ends, when you see green texts, all laws are off for the 25 seconds before server restarts.
If you had even that basic knowledge of most servers. Then you would it have got banned.
Carter Green
Email me the host at [email protected]/* */
Luis Sanders
I'd like to start playing CE and warden again especially if it's to prevent random cunts from signing up and fucking things over but the amount of absolute shit you have to deal with is just not worth it.
Not even talking about the job duties being too much but the crew itself, often your very own department, simply being overly hostile and often retarded to boot and blaming you for their own mistakes and sometimes even their own lack of knowledge of the department they signed up to work. The equipment is sort of nice but nothing is worth the shit you get unless you're some kind of hardcore masochist. Not to mention now with it being public every single person in a head role is going to get shat on even harder because everyone is going to assume they're some person from the hub.
Oliver Martinez
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Carter Hernandez
whatever you wanna say to justify it, badmin
Ryder Ward
you just don't quit being salty huh?
Brody Adams
Instant fun.
Jaxon Cox
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Gavin Allen
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Nathaniel Murphy
I take this server less seriously every fucking day
Brayden Price
So he bombed the shuttle in the moment it arrived at CentCom? Did that stop anyone from getting greentext?
If it didn't, you are indeed a badmin.
Asher Collins
If the captain doesn't shell there is a 90% I will never see it unless it is a admin flagged action like setting off a bomb
Brody Cook
Ahelp* I cannot type on this phone.
Austin Nelson
Probably means the station as in the station rather than the station as in the CentComm station.
Robert Gutierrez
24 hours is too short, wouldn't mind if you just stayed away from the server. Faggots like you are the reason why the salt over GitGud will never die down.
Evan Gomez
don't bother with this circular argument with this retard
he's just trying to wiggle it in a better light so that the server will die again due to drama bullshit
Brody Adams
lol
Ryder Hughes
Not centcomm when it landed at ss13
Anthony Gonzalez
Oh, and he wasn't antag?
No badmin if that was the case.
Michael Ortiz
Almost lost my cool
I am fine with being on the hub, but reddit is the last straw.
Wyatt Carter
this is becoming such a shitfest, gonna have to bully the randos.
Samuel Stewart
NO BULLY
Nathaniel Gray
First thing i did today was roll captain and i started executing anyone that was acting retarded AND harmful. It works for culling the greytider thrash out, they either ahelp and we get salt or they instantly disconnect after being robusted.
If you like making kids cry, pick security or head of staff and begin cracking skulls. Nothing better than to shit on a shit chemist as CMO, specially when said shitter can't pick the head roles to fuck you over because 'MUH AUTHORITY'. If they can't roleplay or act like they're from here, they deserve it.
Ayden Bennett
hmm, maybe shitcurity is the hero this station needs.
Jeremiah Butler
ALL HAIL THE XRAY CANNON
Chase Nelson
I had the AI without it.
Carson Jackson
Were you the captain during the rev round? If so you're a shitcap.
Jordan Price
Made Flammenwerfer a trialmin huh? Wouldn't recommend it. Once spawned that mime mecha for the sole purpose of killing me.
Ian Hill
I could've done that round a whole lot better.
Carson Morgan
I was the captain until that shadowling round where centcomm sent 2 deathsquaddies to purge all. After that i went to check the new (broken) atmosborg, which is fun to play as a mobile gassing canister with a fireaxe.
Justin Watson
You guys robusted the malf? And it was doing so good early on, well done.
Jace Diaz
Alright nevermind then. Revcap apparently doesn't understand that when someone is rev'd it's brainwashing, and it can be undone if the rev gets their head knocked around. I was wholly willing to cooperate and purge revs after that but he had me dragged off to Perma by HoS and then beat to death.
Jaxson Price
The milf was shitty, as soon as the ai shows it's hand it MUST destroy the borg console and Research, or else it will get boned every time.
It didn't even shunt to an APC to protect itself.
Jack Clark
It was probably a random, it din't answer to its bots until about 5 minutes after roundstart, the secborg did most of the job there with taking care of the ion rifle and sabotaguing research, but it clearly got robusted after i left.
Also, if you see any HoP that tries to act like they're security, it's most likely a goon/hippie/tg/paradise HoP shitter. Robust with extreme prejudice unless they use their wall-announcements to shitpost.
Dylan Collins
Who's fucking bright idea was it to put us ON THE FUCKING HUB?
Aaron Bell
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Jose Hill
SIERRA FUCKING RUINED THIS SERVER BY LETTING IN REDDITORS.
Elijah Miller
BULLY REDDIT, UNLISTING IS TOO EASY ON THE CUCKS
Adam Gomez
ok
Bentley Nelson
wew
Jackson Brooks
ABSOLUTE MADMAN How long will the server last now, considering this happened, it shaved off about 3 days worth. I'd give it a week now.
Elijah Mitchell
Holy fuck did security suck, niggas had no fucking awareness. Also
Dylan Peterson
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Benjamin Myers
The admins aren't doing shit to help with anything
Alexander Sanders
welcome to Holla Forums ss13 friendo
Samuel Powell
why isn't HoP loyalty implanted anymore, what is happening to this server
Alexander Reed
right? jesus christ
Jason Allen
Lynch all rulecuck officers
Jayden Morgan
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Landon Murphy
I use to think they did too much now what the fuck are they here for
Gavin Sanchez
Satan dubs
Also your a cunt, I dont understand so I will blame it on inbred and retard strength
Charles Price
can admins go one round without interfering
Joseph Cox
how do i reliably self-husk?
Brandon White
Space self without any gear or set self on fire, make sure to stay there for a while or just enough for 300~400 odd burn damage.
Nicholas Edwards
I thought higher pop would be more fun but it's just incredibly chaotic 30 minute rounds
Ethan Robinson
I'll try it, thanks.
Robert Stewart
Its becuse all the people are shitters
Michael Davis
Well, there exists a point where the pubbies out-pop the regulars, we used to get max 15 people before hub and there's about 30 fags on a sunday night now, just do the math, i told sierra it was a terrible idea long ago but he obviously din't listen.
Evan Sanchez
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Charles Bailey
Excessive imagination, good old fashioned stick-to-it-iveness, and a rocking good hairstyle.
That and I know how to win fist fights. It was pretty close, but to be fair I took quite a lot of damage because I accidentally picked up your bible. It might not have been nearly so close had I not picked it up. Nonetheless, it was a fun fight.
Noah Lee
Agreed, maybe next time I will end you, you inbred bastard.
Jonathan White
Almost as good as the few hour round I had with a good doctor who helped me enthrall several crew members as a shadowling.
Austin Gray
>NONE OF MY MODULES ACTUALLY WORK SINCE ITS NO ACTUALLY A MALF ROUND
Jason Ward
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Juan Cooper
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Hunter King
pls stop
Brandon Parker
Nigga I had wired rods! You fuckers yakkity saxed with me for five minutes because I had three wired rods! Maybe if you fuckers had actually been doing your jobs instead of chasing after assistants people wouldn't of turned on you so quickly. I mean when you get to the point where people from every department are breaking nigs out of the brig due to you guys going full retard you'd maybe consider how much you fucked up. For christs sake it got to the point where you fucksticks were just stripping people naked and stranding them at the labor outpost. In all my time playing 2d spess men i've never seen a security team go that retarded that quickly.
Between you guys being that incompetent and the clown stealing the nuke whilst you guys were beating the librarian I was out of breath from laughing so much.
Brandon Butler
Thats not even a nuke. Thats just a keg filled with beer.
Cameron Jones
>posts a paragraph detailing his salt with a thumbnail
David Smith
You can make a spear or a makeshift stun prod from a cattle prod. Another assistant was making a fuel bomb after he was arrested for assaulting someone in cargo.
The round is over why do you insist on lying?
My beef with sec is that they would release you guys after 3 minutes despite you just running off to get into some other shit. Not for arresting you faggots who do illegal shit then bitch after you face the consequences.
Like how you bitched sec caught you after you escaped with sec equipment I gave you.
Did you figure they would just let you have that shit? You should of known better retard.
Alexander Hughes
Nah i'm not salty I had fuckin fun. Also I assumed he was stealing the nuke core as everyone was screaming over the radio that he was stealing the nuke. I was in the damn labor camp with three other people yakkity saxxing with the trigger happy detective at the time.
Nigger wired rods aren't weapons or contraband. You went after me for possibly maybe making a weapon in the future.
So you where upset that they weren't harsher? Not at the seemingly random brigings, gulagings, or executions?You can't perma or gulag people for committing small crimes. They were setting peoples timers so low because they were in the brig for petty crimes.
I assumed you would fuckin help me instead of just letting me be tased and shot. What was the fuckin point of givin me that shit if as soon as we walk out of the brig I get tased and you just keep on walking?
Aaron Wood
Holy fuck nigga you sound so ass blasted that I did my job, then gave you shit and you STILL ended up dead.
Parker Gonzalez
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Connor Hall
And I thought I was bad at making laws.
Justin Allen
>There is no such thing as a good cop, just a bad cop who hasn't abused anyone yet
Josiah Bennett
Thanks for automatically quoting my own post, 8ch. Can always count on you.
Elijah Sanchez
This. I was just kicking it in arrivals waiting to get on evac and shitcurity shot me for no fucking reason. Then he takes me there fails to heal me, fails to give me cpr, fails to get the clown, fails to do anything of fucking worth.
Way to go faggots, the most players we get in a while and now the server will be dead because of retarded players.
Wyatt Roberts
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Gavin Allen
Is there any detriment to just having a shitload of pure positive virus strains in you at once or is it better to combine positive symptoms into one virus? For example, simultaneously having a Weight Even, Stimulant, DNA Aide, and other such viruses, all separate, instead of gambling until you have them all in one package.
Thomas James
This may not be the best time for this, but I've been working on a modification to research to both give space lube and polyacid legitimate uses and encourage science to work a little bit more with another department (Chemistry, specifically), and I was wondering how much autism you like in your spessmen.
Here's what I had so far (I've since modified it into a state that I can't really compile and play right now):
The next thing has sort of been modified already: >When space lube is added into protolathes and circuit imprinters, it acts as a lubricant that increases the speed of production. This reaches a maximum of 5x, multipled by regular speed gains from upgrading equipment, if using two bluespace beakers filled with spacelube.
What I've been attempting to (very slowly) implement:
More autistic stuff that I haven't even started yet:
Daniel Watson
Combining positive symptoms into one virus is neater and it lets you use ABM (which does fuck-all in most situations). I'm not actually sure how many viruses you can have inside you at once.
Brandon Robinson
free spiders for anyone who can guess which spider this is
Landon Cruz
if you get it wrong you'll get spiders anyways but if you don't guess you'll still get spiders
Samuel Jackson
Here's your (You) you incompetent fuckwagon.
Arresting people for non contraband isn't "doing my job", you tard. Throwing someone into the labor camp for possibly having something they might make into a weapon is fucking stupid. Soda cans are used in IED building, does that mean everyone who drinks should get thrown in the fucking brig?
Jace Price
I'll take nightmare fuel for $500
Jordan Nguyen
lets see what that gets him
more spiders
Elijah Scott
Come on fags.
William Anderson
I'd rather have a snake instead. How about you make us some nice snakes?
Caleb Brooks
Atmos borg is missing a crowbar for reasons of removing floor tiles to fix or add pipes along with not being able to close a powerless airlock if the atmos is venting through it or to help contain a fire.
Jaxson Ramirez
2bad only spiders 4u or you could do it your self, here's the human sprite
Ethan Brooks
get on here you fags
Dylan Jones
here's an idea I had there
Ryder Williams
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Luke Ross
I said HERE is the sprite
Jayden Clark
Every single time any of these servers gets on the hub.
Austin Bell
Server announcement
In around 2 hours I will be launching a second instance of the server which will not be on the hub.
I would do it now but I am a normal fag and coming home from work
Ethan Harris
what's the point?
Jacob Johnson
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Evan Nguyen
I want to play but i'm a Linuxfag. Webclient done when?
James Harris
I can't into websites but if someone maybe wiki fag once to set up a website for it I will fully endorse it
James Garcia
Max viruses any mob can have is 3, you can stack 3 different viruses that all heal you for faster-than-Trico/DD/Omniz-grenade tiers of for that pseudo-changeling effect that will certainly get you gibbed or spaced, specially with ABS. Each virus can have up to 6 different symptoms so you could have 3 different viruses that each heal you from toxins, make all other damages into toxins and then separate each by having one that has ABS, the other has eternal youth and the third could have self-respiration, for example; They all will stack their effects ontop of eachother.
Joshua Carter
Should he be on again gamer(numbers) made a set of 3 viruses he called nanites because it was stronger than deathsquad nanites shit was insane yo
Wyatt Perez
how the fuck do you ban evade
seriously I'm sick of asking and not getting an answer
BYOND checks for 3 things: Your system ID, which is related to your personnal MAC address. Your IP and Your version of IE. As well as your account and what IP/machine ID was that account linked to, which serves store. You basically have to change hardware including your HDD or spoof it with a VM (which isn't that reliable) then parse it through a proxy to ban evade.
Owen Martinez
o.k so since I'm doing spiders and been sort of thinking about redoing Sergent Araneus
I was thinking of just a recolour and adding a scar to him or maybe making him more punished snake with the wolfspider sprite, I don't know what would people like?
he's just the default guard spider currently
Andrew Gutierrez
Give it armor and a beret as well to differentiate it from normal spiders.
John Flores
as well as what?
Parker Gutierrez
I'd say just slap a beret on it or make it possible to put eyewear on him similar to how Poly can equip radios and Ian can put on hats.
Matthew Taylor
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Henry Foster
you were in custody, as in being in that room means you're in custody
see I'm wondering if I have to just copy and paste what there's already to fit him or is it merely just giving him slots