:stopcake:

How do I get rid of it?

Just get Mark in here, he'll get rid of it in no time

I dont even care it takes up 1/6th of my phone screen

OH SHIT

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ayyyy

Here's to 100 years of tanks and hopefully 100 years of shitposting.

OPEN THE DOOR

GET ON THE FLOOR

Fucking pleb.

I needed a reason to post this and you're it.

All this hype ass music. What's everybody else getting?

I'll summon him.

Oh look, I'll just leave my $20 unattended. Hopefully no one will take it while I turn around for a second

No, I want to remove cake.

Go to school and learn to spell.

/bane/ just did it. /tiki/ did it for every post.

Those are different boards ruled by different people.

RULES OF NATURE
…and Still Alive.

Is there a way I can make it bigger?

Oh, so you just click on the cake to change the music?

Listen asshole im on my phone does it look like i can proofread?

Right, but he said that it was just a 4chan thing. I'm saying that it's doable on 8ch, it's just this specific board that hasn't done it.

The only reason I want to remove the cake is because it makes me wanna spend money on a cake to eat a cake.

By removing the cake, obviously.

oh wow, that's actually pretty neat

LIVE AND LEARN

What gives?

IT BEGINS

You got to be shitting me

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They were probably testing to see if it works and implementing it in a bit.

It's gone for me as well, after I refresh. Hopefully that annoying bullshit stays gone.

I got a nice mix of Melee music right noow. Previously got WALK THE DINOSAUR

jej

probably they're fixing some template problem :P

Lol fag

It goes away when I type

WELCOME TO THE BIRTHDAY STICKY 2.O COURTESY OF MARK THE CAKE EATING JEW

Works on my machine :^)

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I WANT TO ZANDATSU THE SHIT OUT OF THIS DELICIOUS CAKE

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

YOU CAN'T STOP IT user

It's simple. Change z-index of cake & comment box so cake does not overlap.

Well, you're on a phone & likely can't do fuck all with the CSS.

WHERE'S THE CAKE MARK!?

Holy shit that's fucking perfect, Satan.

Gay cake is back

How can I remove it, Mark, you fucking jew?

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wow the cake is pretty cool! shuffling sounds! :DD Happy Birthday Holla Forums!!!

What is this, a cake for ants?

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Get over it faggot, you can't have your cake and read it too

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Cake needs some more music.

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Enjoy your diabetes and heart attack at 40 asshole

Yeah.. i like it too :)

What better music for the occasion than internet music?

POSSIBLE SONGS, IN ORDER THAT THEY'RE NUMBERED IN THE SITE'S FILES:

1. LIGHT UP THE NIGHT - THE PROTOMEN
2. Walk the Dinosaur
3. Still Alive - Portal
4. Funky as shit remix of the Melee theme.
5. Heavy Day - Guilty Gear Xrd
6. Unknown. Early 2000s style synths and heavily distorted guitars.
7. SORARIO DAYS - MASAAKI ENDOH COVER
8. INTO FREE (DANGAN) - Dragon's Dogma
9. RULES OF NATURE - Metal Gear Rising
10. LIVE AND LEARN - Sonic Adventure 2
11. Something that sounds like an 80s anime opening.

oh thanks captain! I can now hide in my closet and listen to those songs :3 :3 :3

You probably buy AMD too. :^)

I GUESS THIS MEANS IT'S TIME FOR A DANCE THREAD

I bought AMD because buying fire insurance would be fraudulent

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happy birthday, Holla Forums
may your autism and cancer grow ever stronger by the day

Step it up, user.EXE. You don't get to make mistakes on the Undernet.

Thank you for posting that .gif, it syncs perfectly with Walk the Dinosaur

Happy birusuday, Holla Forums!

YO, STUPID! PUT CAKE IN THE BACKGROUND SO IT DOESN'T FUCK UP MOBILE USERS!
/* 8ch - cake */@namespace url(w3.org/1999/xhtml);@-moz-document domain(8ch.net){body {background-image:url("8ch.net/static/happy_bday_v.png"); background-position: right bottom; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-attachment: fixed;}}

Mobile users can suck my ass

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A BITE OF CAKE AFTER ALL

Goddamn, why is this entire album better at 1.25 speed?

JUST DON'T POST YOU FAGGOT

Can it be made bigger so that it fucks with phoneposters even more? Thanks.

Funfact: Making a board unusable (even for mobilefags) is against the rurus.

hey nigga how would you trigger the click on css image? it plays shit music on click dh

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There's javascript built into it. He had to have had site administration allow this, because that's normally impossible. Additionally, the files are in the /static/ folder.

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happy birthday Holla Forums! Let's have that cake forever! :DD

I'll give it to you, you scared me with that cake

That is cool. What a fun little cake.

Inspect element
Delete the footer

Okay seriously how do I remove this gay fucking cake? It's annoying.

Why the fuck people who run imageboards have to act like giant faggots and always do this kind of shit is beyond me. You want to celebrate someone's/something's birthday make a sticky so people who don't care can filter it.

Aaaaaannnnnddddd, ad blocker enabled

RESPECT THE CAKE!

Use ad blocker, right click cake, block this element.

Stobbit :-DDD

ur a faget

no

You might be retarded.

o fug

This is what we get for that fat fucking jew inviting reddit here. People actually liking this lame shit.

That way make me have to delete it on every single page. Inefficient.

Guess you were too thinskinned to ask on an imageboard and ran off to some gay baby forum? You seem to think you deserve props for that, what a weeb fag.

This seems to have fixed it.

Now I can filter this fucking reddit containment thread.

You seem upset

Normalfags can't into imageboards

:eatcake:
harpybarfdy

Fuck you and your rules.

there's a difference between liking something, and liking people's buttblasted reactions to it

EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

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I bet you're a cross poster

This makes the cake go underneath the post form. Mobile users would be able to use the post form without cake obscuring it.
/* 8ch - cake fix */@namespace url(w3.org/1999/xhtml);@-moz-document domain(8ch.net){body img[src="/static/happy_bday_v.png"] {z-index:1 !important;}#post-form-inner > form > .post-table {z-index:50}}

oh shit nigger this whole playlist is my jam

Time sure does fly doesn't it, really liking the playlist.

But then the audio click doesn't work. First one was better.

YAKUZA 4. PERFECT ASS KICKING MUSIC

Valve come back, I miss the magic of the old days.

Gotta admit it fag, you sure nailed it with the playlist

I should feel happy but i'm only getting depressed.

THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEE

Wasted trips

Ever heard of vip-source.swf?

Small flash file often posted on /f/ that played tons of vidya music from some external source.
It won't work locally without some permissions, but it should work on SWFchan site: eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=53239

Quit complaining and eat your cake already.
It's made with love~

idiots

its ::stopcake::

fucking newfags

That doesn't look like a very effective way to frost a cake

No thanks, I don't want diabeetus.

nor does it look like it would taste very good. I hope it wasn't an expensive cake.

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Thats pretty sweet. Now what day will the birth of the first actual military mech be?

The musical happens on the 15th. This seems to be a time when memetically important things happen.

:bukkake:

THIS CAKE IS DELICIOUS!
If only I could find the bakery! How do I find out what song is it?

If you don't like the cake just put it back. Click on the cake

You need to go back, you baka.

Google the lyrics or read the thread you fuckin aho

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Read the thread and you'll find your answer faggot

Looks like I'll eating a lot of cake looking for this then.

WHAT'S THE MUSIC?

GIVE JEWTUBE OR SOME OTHER LINK

Reminder to remember the old days and to hope for a better future anons. Don't let the shitposters get to you down and don't be a defeatist. Never lose hope anons.

FIGHT THE POWER, NEVER SURRENDER AND MAKE QUALITY POSTS GOD DAMMIT I'M DRUNK FUCK

Best of luck

I'll make an exception and spoonfeed you just this once, so open wide faggot

Top wo Nerae! Fly High

Now go watch it

I hear nothing.

Click the cake

Click it faget

Already have. No music here. Quiet as a mouse. I think you guys are lying about the music.

You got us. The whole thread was lying just to fool you.

I can't hear it either.
Do I not have the proper player installed or something
I'm using palemoon

Maybe you're just retarded

No the cake is there, but I just dont hear music, even when clicking the fucker.

Maybe its just the goyim who can hear it and not us Kiryu?

Even retards can hear music, you retard.

shuddup

I feel bad that none of them can enjoy the music.

ok

Maybe you're too retarded to click it properly

Jesus, fuck off to Holla Forums you no fun faggot.

Thank you user.

Turn your sound up

ENOUGH!
N
O
U
G
H
!

THERE ARE THE EMBERS OF A FIRE THAT'S GONE OUT,
BUT I CAN STILL FEEL THE HEAT ON MY SKIN
WELL, YOU AND I
MAYBE YOU AND I

WE CAN LIGHT UP THE NIGHT!

I miss 4cs and its playlist

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retart

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I typed that line, what the fuck happened to it.

AND THIS MESS WE'RE IN,

Excellent fucking taste.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS FUCKING TERRIBLE ALONG WITH THE MEME BAND EBIN >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LIGHT UP THE NIGHT ECKS FUCKING DEE
AND THEN ECKSDEEE PROTAL LELEL LELEL FUCKIONG C A N C E R
NO FUCK OFF, SHIT SOUNDS SHIT EVERYTHING SHIT LYRICS SHIT EVERYTHING SHIT HSITHISTISHTISHSITHSIHTISHTIHSIHTISHT!I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT TASETE LIKE A SLICE OF GARBAGe, THE BITRATE IS CRUSHED TO INFINITE 000000000000000000000000000
every stupid FUCKING FEATURE LIKE >>>>>>SCREENCAP A WHROE THREAD NO FUCK OFF, THAT IS FUCKING RETARDED, NOT ONLY IS A FUCKING WAST EO F TIME AND COMPELTELY USELESS, WE HAVE THINGS CALLED A >WEB BROWSER
YTOU FUCKING NIGGER
AUDIO SUPPORT NEVER EVER
AUD IO SUPPORT
N E V E R EVER
NO FUCK OFFN IGGER
NIGNIGNIGINGERR
WHY THE HELL ARE WAIFU THREADS EXISTING
WHY ARE 4AM EXIST
POPFEATURE IS USELESS
UNIX TIMESTAMPS NEVER EVEREVEREVEREVEFEV EEREV ERE E EVE REF VEG EVERERFERERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 / 1000000000000000000000

Amazing.

Whoever did battle network knew how to do hype ass music

u mad tho :/

Damn, we could run off the cancer within a week. I say the cake stays.

(you)

You okay buddy?

Can you feel time slippin' down your spine?!

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Are you really him or is this just another cheap imitation?

This isn't funny, just boring.

you should get that checked man

This is the part where I get really smug and sass you around.Not really, because I love you, but I really think that 4 had the weakest soundtrack, by far. To answer your implied question, in the mainline series, 1, 4, and 5 were all handled by different people, whereas 2, 3, and 6 (the best ones) were handled by the lovely lady in pic related.

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I don't know what the big deal with the cake is

Also worth noting, she was the singing voice for Roll classic's character song.

The cake looks tasty.

Phone babies mad. Even though fucking phone posting was the start of the cancer that killed halfchan.

What's down below, user?

Also,

Now I need to rewatch Gunbuster.

Nigger you're already here.

Holy fuck good job

WAS RUINING THE FILENAMES PART OF YOUR PLAN?

Bitch, the iPhone was released June 29th, 2007. Don't act like we didn't have problems before then. Frankly, the fact that 4chan is still standing, in any capacity, is nothing short of phenomenal.

Yes, I know there were phones with internet before the iPhone. Posting on old-ass, Java-based Nokia phone browsers prior to that was still fucking impossible.

Is that where song #11 is from?
Someone else said there's a yakuza song, so I guess that's #6.

Kill this thread

thanks for fixing image hover, now get the filenames back to unix timestamps and everything will finally be back to normal

Phone support for halfchan was the biggest thing that brought in normalfags that burnt the place down.

Search your feelings you know it to be true.

All posts made from a phone should be auto deleted.

How about you kill You're Self

In that case, every one of Mark's posts would instantly be deleted

Not that that would be a bad thing

Yeah, Gunbuster is definitely on the list.

the plan is simple , we get Mark to eat the cake

Mark already ate an entire fucking cake. Supposedly. His weak-ass pancreas cannot take any more.

he can take it , he's a big goy

time for another cake

The song names/artists are in the metadata if you download the mp3s

Nice find.

It's from Plastic Nee-san. The whole thing is only about half an hour, and you should watch it right the fuck now.

Seconded, it's a really good mini-series.

shut up autismo

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WHAT THE FCK IS HAPPENING

It is far from moe. It's a comedy that defies moe for comedy. seriously watch like 3 minutes.

Still confuses me why Holla Forums was so infatuated with that femboy.

i think you need a new graphics card :^)

FUCK YOU user

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

what are you talking about?

that's prime kindling material right there

If you knew the amount of people who actively browse and post on both Holla Forums and /cuteboys/ you wouldnt be confused at all

RIP user

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I know, I've been too lazy to change it because it would mean having to change it in my backups as well.

but user

the cake is a lie

whoa there hotshot comedian

fuck you

Here, have the webm.

I'll fuck your mouth harder than I'd fuck Makimaki, faggot.

Funnily enough it's also my birthday. My initial thoughts upon opening Holla Forums were those of paranoia: How could they know?

is this an epic new meme?

wow

oops

=DARN I DID IT AGAIN=

all me

Get a better phone :^)

remove cake

me

GUYS

THE
CAKE
IS
A
LIE

LOLOLOLOL XD

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Well this cake is a nice surprise. Nice music and it can be turned off anytime.

Dude I loved how much that show made fun of itself.

I can already taste the halfchan faggots' tears

>captcha is now an on-page popup that doesn't fucking show up instead of a link to a separate page
well never fucking mind

There's only one way to stop a cake.

do not fug cake

Test

For anyone wondering, the track list is:

The Protomen - Light Up The Night
George Clinton's cover of Was (Not Was) - Walk The Dinosaur
Portal - Still Alive
Johammad - Super Smash Bros Melee Remix
Sign - Heavy Day
EMIYA #LEGACY from Fate/stay night Soundtrack Reproduction
Masaaki Endoh's cover of Sorario Days from Gurren Lagann
B'z - Into Free ~Dangan~
Rules of Nature from MGS: Revengeance
Crush 40 - Live and Learn
Aim For The Top - Fly High

Played locally from 8ch.net/static/1.mp3 to 11.mp3.

fug the cake

Oh boy.

Mark's cakery continues

Guys I don't have any music playing, is there supposed to be music? I want some music with the cake.

Smashing playlist

Did you click on the cake?

click cake

Thanks dudes

truly it is a genetic gift to be a skinny Asian girl with a double chin.

CAKE

First I thought I wanted one giant cake, then I changed my mind.

I hate cake

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Filename fix incoming.

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Noice.

Are you using popup blockers?

How's the overboard, Ron?
Update the repo, m8.

happy birthday Holla Forums!! cool bgm!

It's pronounced RUUUrr

N-no
Yes

Mark obviously can't stop with just one cake

Is it me or is the cake getting bigger?

MUH CAKE

WHERE IS THE CAKE?

Well at least Mark can afford a cake, unlike moot who can only afford party hats. Chris more Jew than an actual Jew.

Are you gonna eat this cake all by yourself too, you fatass kike?

yes

You're a pig huy

Fun fact- "huy" ( written as хуй) means "dick" in Russian

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i want to fuck Makimaki

Disgusting

Official thread theme

Time for another cake

LIVE AND LEARN
Fuck.

I can't tell if that's better or worse than having the Moon turn up in random songs.

Here's how to remove cake
#hbdv{width: 180vw!important;height: 180vh!important;bottom: -40vh!important;right: -40vw!important;z-index: 99!important;}

why?

thanks!

hey e534ab, take a look at this

Here's an alternate shorter version
*:after{content:url("/static/happy_bday_v.png");position:absolute;}

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Here's OC for your birthday.

Someone captured the autism of an entire Sonic fanvid channel and channeled it into this post.

By the way:

Jesus christ Cuckmonkey.

Please don't reopen the shitpost floodgates.

Time flies, was it really this exact day back in 2014 that we came here I never kept track?

messaged some more songs to ron. I hope you enjoy them

You're pretty okay, you fucking jew

There's a jerkcity for every occasion.

We had it hear last year.

Here*
Also I'm not hearing any music. What's up with that?

click on the cake

Remember to spend some quality time with your daughteru.

Ah, many thanks. It isn't even ear-rapingly loud for a change.

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Nice.

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Didn't mean to spoiler that, but oh well.

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What songs nigger?
Any that aren't weebshit?

Music? what are you talking about?
Anyways, embed related.

refresh and see ;^)

also the cake will be around till monday

How exactly does this make you feel, mark?
web.archive.org/web/20160917172903/http://8ch.net/v/res/10726570.html

:eatcake:

???

I like it

MUH DONG
MY DONG
MUH DONG
MY DONG
RIGHT ON

I'm glad, I'll also be sending one more batch of songs to Codemonkey.

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What's the DMC4 remix in the playlist called?

Devils Never Cry

I'll be releasing the birthday songs in an archive on monday.

Thanks bud

Is it just me or are these not full songs?

you make it too simple mark.

I was wondering if he had added any.

awwww yeah

Which one is the one that starts out with choir shit then turns in to hard metal?

they're supposed to be

god damn it

Is it bad that when hip to be square started playing my mind expected to start hearing
FUCK BEES
?