Thank you for everything

It's over. It's been fun guys.

remember the pain.

Oh man, I can't believe it's already been a ye-
Fuck my life.

Oh boy, it's the anniversary of the day Mark the ignorant newfag kike happened to be the one to claim Holla Forums. What an occasion to celebrate.

Wait, it's ending?

rep in pez big rizzle

Why does the Internet suck so much now Holla Forums?

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Happy Birthday For you

Please tell me you're finally leaving Mark.
Happy anniversary faggots

You're welcome.

normalfags

Is that a man or a woman at 0:16?

nothing is ending you bakas.

I'm just thanking you for using the site and I love being with you fagets

Ok.

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I love you too. full homo

its cuz ur here

I l-love you too, Mark.

I'd sooner accept a kind sentiment from Hotwheels.

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also the cake is real

Everything has been ending ever since Mark got his slimy kike claws on this board slowly killing it from the inside.
Mark and his band of goons are the cancer killing Holla Forums.

This isn't a celebration, it's a mourning.

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thats unfortunate

So what do we do now? Stand around with drinks and talk like normalfags?

no the cake is a lie xDDDD

This is why you're going to stay fat forever

and you'll be eating it all alone, you fat fuck

also have some goyza shit i made last year to celebrate the anniversary of the board

if you were to cut a piece for everyone here, it would end up like in SZS

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yeah probably

long as it keeps being fun, I'll keep shitposting with ya

Give me some

the fuck is this thread for then smh

Come on buddy, you know the words, sing along

What do your teeth look like Mr. Board Owner?

Congratulations on the anniversary of your faggot ass winning the first-come, first-served claim over a major board that you've done nothing over the past two years to actually deserve.

you fat fuck
I'd do the same thing.

i want some

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It's been far, far too long

next time

Oh so I don't get any? You are a tyrant!

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The bottom of that box looks wet with tears

next time

Why cut the cake when you can cut Klonoa?

Has it really been 2 years? Shit was a rollercoaster ride.

I feel sick just looking at it.

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I hope you choke on that cake you fat fuck.

Too bad about that communism thing though.

It looks pretty small compared to the fork.

that's his cake fork
extra large

Holla Forums… was a mistake.

fuck me

Over 2 years in this shithole.
Fuck you Mark by the way.

You fatass

Are you really going to eat that whole cake by yourself?

fuck videogames

Jesus, it looks so dense.

I CAN STILL DO IT

2 years
2 fucking years
Wasting my life, on this site, on the imageboards, on the internet
Wasting my opportunities and feeling all the time slip in between my fingers

But i wouldn't want it any other way, i love you all 8ch you magnificent bastards

Stop

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Don't be fooled by the fork. Mark is eating this with his hands.

I love you too Mark.

You fat fuck.

Yay

Give me board ownership before you die.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Reminder that 8ch is actually THREE years old. We should have jumped on the bandwagon a year earlier. It would have saved us a lot of trouble. And broken hearts. And tears.

Love has nothing to do with this, Mark. You know exactly what we are. This is purely physical. You a side bitch, at best.

|||⌒彡|冫、）|` ／| /|/|||| 　hush|）彡|||

KEEP GOING
IT'S NOT OVER YET

How much would it cost to buy Holla Forums? Not that I could, I'm just asking.

thanks for nothing fuckface

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I'm hungry now. Fuck you Mark

Eat benis

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Anyone got the image of Mark with his watermelons?

Nice, this one of those DQ ice cream cakes? These actually aren't too big though I'd still be fucking gagging trying to eat one in a single sitting

You can kill yourself, and so can the site owner.

And then, to top it off, we're in a thread looking at someone eating a cake.

Just like its owner.

We did it boys, now we see if this can last another few years

I can't even name one.

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Nice poem, faggot.

am i a girl yet

I'M ALMOST THERE

Bloody hell, It doesn't even seem long ago that I was posting in a Minecraft thread during the first real exodus from Holla Forums.

Shitposting with you fags made me realize I'm not so shit after all. Regardless of how much that matters to any of you, thank you all.

I think I will actually start dancing.

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come to 4am some time before it dies

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You're going to die of diabetes, good luck having a fucking heart-attack you fatty.

Happy birthday BO and everyone! It's been fun. Here's to another good year.

Pro-tip: they avatarfag because they don't have to use names

but of course

2,5 on 8ch to be exact and around 6 on imageboards as a whole

Shit son

Holly fuck mark you are fast

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Jesus christ, no wonder you are a weeaboo.

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

You're too slow, Mark.

Holy shit what's wrong with you?

So you're as new as Mark then.

Those threads don't matter, I wouldn't even call them a part of Holla Forums, they're an isolated circlejerk.

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I'm serious. What do your teeth look like?

Goddamnit Mark

I can almost see the cum stains

Kill yourself

a lot

You've been throwing it all in a trash can, right? You're not actually eating a whole cake, right?

There's only one lasagna cat, stupid mongolians.

I heard you have three waifus, who are the other two?

Everyone in the waifu threads, who are totally talking about vidya and not just shitposting just like they excuse they say they have. Also the 4AM fags that only go there because /r9k/ does not allow special snowflakes have started just using tripcodes.

Bud, you're gonna make yourself sick

Yeah the first exodus feels like just yesterday.

Please stop.

Ew.

Chaika and Maria from Custom Robo

You're behind the curve, the blue haired cunt from rezero is the latest meme waifu.

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Maybe you're less of a faggot than I thought.

BEGONE

Not reallym

is this some kind of fetish?

b-but im almost there

Birthday wishes from R.O.B. and GB.

Hope to see you all soon…

Mark, your taste in waifus is so shit that I'm more upset about it than the fact that some cunt rearended me today.

Thank you for your efforts, I enjoyed this board and this site and the amount of salty metafags and shills in this thread is just more icing on the cake.

They will be here next year, butthurt too. Let's all ponder that and laugh.

DO IT FAGGOT

happy birthday/v/

WHEN THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO SHIT MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE.

Pretty please?

Keep doing it for free and don't forget to capitalize your sentences.

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST EAT THE TIP MARK, YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT!

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I played that Yoshi's Woolly World game not long ago. It's really comfy. Kinda wish I had one of those plushes.

KEEP GOING MARK
WE BELIEVE IN YOU

Come one you puss
Finish it

How long have you been on the internet, son?

Mark should eat thirty-nine more cakes. I bet he couldn't eat FORTY cakes, and that's terrible.

BASED

keep going
if you puke timestamp it

Hold the up fuck, is that an ice cream cake?

Enjoy the clot lmao

t. dieting fatfag

Man
a very sexy man

Saged
Reported
Hidden

Why don't you film yourself eating it at this point? Cut the middle man and just tape that shit instead of uploading photos of you killing yourself, retard.

The feeling is mutual. Have a nice day friend.

shit taste

YOU BETTER MAIL ME THAT LAST BITE

Sent over a male prostitute to your house for Holla Forums's birthday. Enjoy faggot.

I feel like you're about to throw up soon with how slow you're eating. please ban tripfagging and avatarfagging

Yep, it's basically the same as eating a whole tub of ice cream

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I realize there's weird shit out there no pun intended, but I haven't in y 10+ years of browsng laid eyes on this one. To be fair to me I have seen ball torture and prolapse porn though.

I love you guys.

His last words before vomiting up two gallons of ice cream, passing out & drowning in the pool of vomit.

He'd have to ban waifu and 4am threads too, which he doesn't want to do for some odd reason.

If you don't tap that sweet boipussy, you don't deserve this board.

FINISH THE LAST BITE YOU FUCK

For you.

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“Vampire, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Draco!” I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped.

I don’t know why Ebony was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire (I’m bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

“But I’m not going out with Draco anymore!” said Vampire.

“Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.
I was so mad and sad. I couldn’t believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn’t have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was…… Voldemort!

“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted “Imperius!” and I couldn’t run away.

“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.

“Ebony.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Vampire Potter!”

I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?

“No, Voldemort!” I shouted back.

Voldemort gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.

“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!”

“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

I was so scared and mad I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods.

“Draco!” I said. “Hi!”

“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.

“Are you okay?” I asked.

“No.” he answered.

“I’m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.” I expelled.

“That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.
I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B’loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren’t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not.

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We had a few glorious hours of forced user before the cucks talked him out of it.

the sad thing is I know this fucking fanfic

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Do you think I have the attention span to read all of that shit?

I recognize that fanfic.

I hope this is actually Mark.

Literature wasn't your strong suit in school, was it?

I DID IT

Is Mark L I T E R A L L Y our guy?

Good job.
Time for another cake.

Proof, faggot.

context?

tell us how you feel, champ?

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Pretty sure most people know it.

Sauce on the song would be nice.

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Congratulations on your diabetes

All the honking in that song makes it more suited to Chen.

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Draco was the least masculine character in that show.

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PROVE IT NIGGER

Get fucked, you fat weeb-kike.
Your taste in animu is still shit and you're still a newfag.
Also, happy Birthday. RIP IN PIECE your foreskin.

story*

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k

Goddamn it you could have saved the cake for another time
In a couple of days if you get a craving for cake you'll have nothing
Good job faggot

so are you sending the cake in the mail or something?
fuck and ice cream cake too

it's still fresh in my memory from when IA read it on one of his shoot the shit streams

get well soon

Dj Azik-Asia Remix 2012

Two years means two cakes. Get on it, Mark E. Mark.

Well Mark, shit in peace, motherfucker.

Lost it.

i wana die

I hate myself so much right now

happy oy Holla Forumsay day

Thanks nigga

Please make more rob threads.

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No, it was bullying nerds like you.

Next time, get some anons to eat it with you. I was going to be in the city either today or tomorrow.

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Thats right, you deserve it

Get yourself a second tasty cake

Strawpoll: strawpoll.me/11237826

Should Mark Videotape his cake-eating journey or take pics?

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>>>/gaschamber/

so this is how people become obese. I can understand how people get chubby and shit

it was Shino Amakusa before.
Mark are you a season fag?

SO WHAT'S YOUR NEW Holla Forums-YEAR'S RESOLUTION?

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This place is a heap of shit.

But it's our heap of shit.

Play one(1) video game(s).

Namefags and cIRClejerkers don't count as having friends

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✡😂👌💯✡

Find at least one good fucking game.

It's like pottery.

You know you liked it. I bet you even saved it.

Kek

Wish to die harder I guess. The spirit is willing but the body is too strong.

I am spending my night watching a man eat an entire fucking custom made cake by himself. Life truly works in mysterious ways.
I love you, faggots

BASED MARK

Brutal

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Good Jesus what the hell happened to the tree

Bring the art of critique back from the brink of misuse.

So many games to play. It is necessary to narrow them down.

Does that lego have Akira's face?

Well shit, nice work Mark

Mark why

I don't think there is any Waifu that would approve of this, hell. Even the Captcha knows.

Could be.

More like Shadbased, amirite?
Because they're both shit, but Holla Forums would be the steaming pile of filth we tolerate without them.

He's a pretty pig huy

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For you

Thats one shit opinion user

for you

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dick girls are gay, user

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I'll show you shit, faggot.

Not all his works are girls with dicks
But i agree, girls with dicks are gay as fuck

I want to tell you that you need to drop dead from the beetus, but then I couldn't laugh at you for being such a fat fuck.
Jesus dude.

i have autism

does anyone have any kind words for me?

And how are you celebrating 2nd birth day faggot?

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Boo fucking hoo.

Are you Mark's brother

git gud.

Cause it worked for me

You folks need to fuck off. Who the fuck likes Shadbase?

Yes, the short bus isnt coming today.

At least you aren't Mark.

benis

Dont worry, you are not the only one here

I like Shadman but his art is shit.

The only shit here is your taste

Well congratulations, you ate the whole cake! Now what's the next step of your master plan?

This site has got me throu alot, dont stop being yourself Holla Forums

Even Mark isn't Nick Denton

Then show me at least 3 better western artists

protip
You cannot

taking the brown pill

Incoming East v. West bait

Aye captain.

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fair point actually

It was a mess, im glad paradox canceled it

MARK YOU HAD ONE JOB
you better wish me a happy birthday next week

Judging artistic merit based on other people is the dumbest shit. You're either good or you're not.

Not bad, not bad.

What do you think of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?

Don't be absurd, I'm a fat fuck myself. But at least I have enough self respect to not eat a whole fucking ice cream cake on my lonesome in less than an hour.
I mean, think about it. No one on this site will ever be fatter than Mark is right now.

Playing video games and watching anime, how 'bout you fam?

/tg/'s 1 year BO anniversary is next week. Who's coming?

He's being a big guy, for us.

user, I dont wana be mean but embed related is the only thing you will never be.

But will you leave survivors?

Ever*, polite sage for fucking up

Opening up a beer and deciding what game to play

no one LOL nerd

I am.

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One year, huh? Yeah. I'm already cumming.

I'll drop in, but I really play Munchkin on my tabletop. Before they went stupid with expansions anyway.

at least you didn't eat a whole ice cream cake

Nice!

The holocaust wasn't real, but it will be. Best kill yourself now you fat kike.

what do hugs from fat jews feel like?

I feel like last birthday was maybe four months ago at most
fuck's sake

Fuck, I want that big yoshi amiibo so much but i'm not made of money…
Can't wait for the threads in a few weeks, I always read your tweets ROB

How good is 8/tg/ ?(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

The cum must have already been inside the cake.

end your life

Why don't you lurk a bit and see for yourself, you quadruple faggot.

>>>/cow/227015

Can we give him a birthday ban?

seconding this

You egotistical faggot, take off that name

Is ruining Holla Forums not enough for you?

So how old is Mark?

>Never lurked any other board besides Masterchan
>Holla Forums is one of the top 5 boards what the fuck
>Holla Forums is shitpost town and Jimbo doesnt help at least he can understand my frustration
>Holla Forums the board I main is full of shit taste and shill accusations even when the games are more obscure than a nigger cavemen orgy in Africa while daily hugbox Overwatch threads and ASSFAGGOTS being played because muh "free" thanks Mark you dumb kike are a thing with the only things being left that are actually decent things being that most people agree 8th gen is fucking trash and that Steam is shit and needs bigger non DRM alternatives.
How can I leave this sinking boat? I want dubs back as they were, I miss auto moderation instead of the Reddit tier mods that ban Protoman threads

i wouldn't know but you better check your pocket change after you're done

it's doing a little worse now that you are aware of it's existence

Slow, but comfy.

24

done, refresh

I feel you man, i feel the same

Gayteen years old

now make it permanent so we can all be happy

tip top kek
now the day's worth celebrating

Are you having fun in low-level insurgency land? I hear terror is part of French culture now and I know you told us before how you love anything that enriches your culture.

Get your ass on /fit/

Old enough to take a load.

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Mark you fucking kike faggot.
WHERE'S THE CAKE
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE CAKE

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the cake is a lie
xDDDDDDDDDDDD

help

conglaturation

He already ate it the fat fuck.

CAN'T STOP

JUST GO

Don't forget you're here forever

I ate it all user

YOU

YOU

DOUBLE NIGGER

There's your problem, user. The memes are converging, now is not the time for shitty hobbies. That comes later.

When are waifuthreads getting the rope? And lol threads? And webm threads?

What's up with all the normalfags as of late?

trips will it
deus vult

Gott strafe amerika

you do realize that only 17.8% of this board are american and out of those 17.8% only 78.2% are old enough to vote.

Lmao muricans

Shoutouts from GRAND DAD.

Cuckchan had a lot of downtime so some faggots stuck around I guess

I want to fuck that loli

Easily one of the worst places for an actual discussion on the internet, right next to jewtube. But at least you faggots let me say what I want, which is what's most important at the end of the day I guess.

God bless.
Happy whatever, Mark.

Shove a nigger cock up your anus, fucking tripfag.

I came here to avoid people like you

not many alternatives sadly.

Thanks for abusing your postion of one of the most popular boards and acting as a gatekeeper for acceptable vidya.
Oh, and deleting the anniversary thread for undertale you didn't notice was bumplocked after I got Toby to agree to a real Q&A here.
Dickbutt.

Things are only gonna get worse past this point, buckle up buttercup

Seconded

nothing of value lost there

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Seriously, how much would it cost to buy Holla Forums?

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You should have seen E3 after cuckchan locked down certain regions from accessing and all the newfags that cant use a VPN came here.
Hadnt seen such shit taste and newfaggotry since the Infinity Next days.

and you should have told him to go to /mtt/ you nigger

Imageboards are dead as we knew them, nothing new about that. The only way to find good taste and quality is joining a sekrit ebin club.

it's not so much about buying it, it's about maintaining and keeping it running that costs plenty of money

fug forgot about the flag

You know other than an interview with the developer that isn't merely shitposting or loaded questions attempting to get him to side with socjus.

its only going to get worse user.

I repeat, nothing of value here

Hope you're enjoying the Xbox Mark!

whered you get that gif of me

How can you be me when we're both me

yeah videogames i dont like should fuck off :^)

how can you be me when im right here

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but its not of you its me

Yea lets celebrate birthdays of every single player game you can finish in a couple of hours XDDD

You aren't a special snowflake, user.

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It doesn't matter anymore, I've already set up my HQ here.

yet we're still here. oh well.

good luck finding someone that can ban all the fucking retards when you do buy it

that's not the scene where denton says that line. He says that in the statue of Liberty when talking to Leo Gold.

Normalfag get out

Or actually do some good moderation. I know it works but when it comes to moderation good and bad are not too far from each other…

i just looked for the filename
i should get a better pic

oh yeah i forgot videogames i dont like arent even games xDDDDDDDDDDDD

user, we're all normal here, no matter if you like it or not. You're normal.

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I don't think anyone would actually care
I haven't even beaten the game yet.

I just watched how fat kike eat ice cream cake?

Hey. Leave /tg/ out of your depressing fantasies.

This is not a real cake. You have been rused. I want to throw cupcakes at your ass.

oh yeah only games i like are games, i hate tumblrtale tho so not a game xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I dont think you know what normal means

even ironic xDs make me feel nervous.

Already?

On the bright side, Summer's almost officially over and we're going to see some serious shit in two months. pic related

At least for now.

Now this would be one hell of a birthday present

easy there turbo autist, you don't gotta defend your precious little cess pool for free
at least get something out of it

i get paid tho :^))))))))))))) xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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the sad thing is, that's not even ironic anymore
it's genuine

>>>/reddit/

That amount of cancer, and people wonder why others want their threads bumplocked.

You just described vidya-themed Holla Forums, all the things a shitposting cancer would appreciate. No more of that nonstop nonvidya bullshit is allowed? Boo fucking hoo, good riddance.

It gets harder to post and lurk each day, what a shame that it had to end like this.

Feels good

Wew

We are all the same and different at the same time if we go on a sub atomic level. I'm referring to normalfags as dudebros, people born in the 21st century, your mom etc. Why do I even have to explain this to you newfag.

Wow, I bet you're faggot fuckbuddy made that cake, you gay.

I meant N­ormies

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xD

Probably "violent" games censorship
twitter.com/NemohhTv/status/630912243425800192?lang=sr

GUYS EVERYONE IS GAY

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no you are the cancer user

Either way it will be hilarious Ill be crying first if the latter happens though

x-B

It just feels sad, ive been lurking 4 imageboards simultaneously just few month ago
No after drooping one after another 8ch is the only one i have and its becoming worse and worse evertday

user quit trying to be so different. You're on an anonymous imageboard, trying to be a special snowflake and dragging identity into discussion here is pointless.

This is shooped.

I can tell from the pixels and having seen quote a few Pepe images in my time.

Praise Kek.

Mark,
Why did you remove me from your friends list on Kikebook? That was rude.

Oh Mark, you shouldn't have. What a beautiful birthday present.

Despite what user said earlier, /christian/ still manages to beat the odds in an ever deteriorating environment.

Ahem

IF DUBS, MARK POSTS HIS ASSHOLE AFTER HE SHAT OUT THE CAKE

As if he could possibly ruin vidya more than the industry itself is doing or Hillary.

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:^)

lurk

I just a comfy place to anonymously discuss my hobbies, not fucking roleplay crusader/hardcore Christian

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Stop it with this forced meme.

xA
xB
xC
xD

/islam/>/christian/ tbh

You fags unironically use fedoras as an insult to anyone who even questions your beliefs.
The same tactic Reddit uses.

MARK
MARK
MARK
Since we're celebrating today by banning faggots, can we go ahead and ban all the Reifags?

I'm not the one spouting "normalfag" though.

Makes sense for a board full of people so disconnected from reality they believe in fairies

But Islam BO is soft moderate that cannot even ban obvious shirk

No you got it wrong. reddit uses the fedora to show that /christian/ are wrong.

Ramiel best girl.

If you say so, using the Crusades as your crutch to pseudo-salvation isn't a very Christian thing to do.

enjoy wasting the only life you've got taking orders from an old book.

ducunt volentem fata, nolentem trahunt

Forgot pic.

twitter.com/chelseaclinton/status/638351131706568705

archive.is/kJbLJ

Even if the media everywhere will howl at us over the election's results, we've already won.

Your logic makes me believe you think everything is forced.

I know right. putting a fucking trans shia man was really bad.

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Shit, what the fuck, how'd I forget again?

You're not from here, are ya, buddy?

Well House Saud isn't any better. Ahmadiyya is true Islam.
:^)

y

xD

>>>/out/

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You better be joking

I don't even remember shit from Septemeber beside being slow. When was the Cisquisition streaming?

Is Holla Forums a loli now or still toddler?

Why is the internet so shit Holla Forums?

because xD

Only somewhat. Truly they're more faithful than the Mufti of Saud-Occupied Arabia.

YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB AND YOU BLUE IT OUT OF YOUR ASS

Too many people.

nice digits xD

Thanks, Holla Forums. You guys are great.

kys

It's turning 3 next month.

Is anyone here from when Holla Forums was first made a whole year before the big exodus?

Holla Forums The Musical was magical. We could have had something similar, and had a friendly or unfriendly competition with 4chan, but you dun fucked it all up.
Thanks, Mark.

Hey, that picture's not Holla Forums related

This
Everything that goes to mainstream is shit

I miss when we had sub-thousand post counts.

XD

We love you too

Fuck you

Fuck you leatherman xD

me
but i dont remember anything from this period

Eat shit, i can post from my phone which i always do.

crawl back into your hugbox threads

Chances are the boards that did exist after HW ran from wizchan are either deleted or long dead. Remember when boards were actually deleted due to inactivity?.

Fuck off Val.

xD xD xD xD

no one outside of Saudi arabia like saudi arabia. even some people in there say they are from the arabic peninsula instead of saudi arabia.

RIP Brave man.

How about you, I dunno, kill yourself maybe you child-fucking mudshit?
I'm part French myself and you make me disgusted to be even remotely related to my own culture.

I thought they still were

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MARK

That i know, Holla Forums wasn't called Holla Forums,etc.
Bu i came with the first exodus so i didn't really experience Holla Forums before it.

Me too

Triple nègre, t'es pas le vrai Val.
Dis quelque chose en français si tu l'oses, autrement t'es qu'un playmobil.

Check the FAQ. As of November 13th, 2014, board expiration no longer occurs.

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Go ahead do it if it makes you feel superior to me.

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it does actually.

you got complexes, nigger

Pro-tip for you Mark: Enabling people like Val is (part of) why nobody likes you.

Thanks for everything. This board is the one place I can talk about vidya uncensoured

I want Meet N Fuck to be the meme game of the week again. Maybe we should set up a posse for old time's sake. That was the most fun I've ever had on here

Fuck my spelling

You make it impossible to not feel superior to you.

I like mark
He is a good Bo

And i mean it

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They're not, and haven't been for a long while. Now, they just go up for reclamation, and someone else can take the reigns. From the FAQ:

September wasn't that slow nigger

Meh, here have a trap

Oh it's not just the abominable state of Saudi Arabia though. The Emirates are also a hindrance to Muslims. Both are decadent places owned by crypto-Jewish oil barons. The most despicable thing is the fact that they've turned once holy pilgrimage sites into humongous spa resorts which don't push anyone toward true faith. It's hardly pilgrimage when you get to sleep in a king sized bed and watch television the entire time.

Holla Forums is 3 years old, newfag. Not 2.

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The question implies that it was changed.

Which ones? If it weren't for a bad history with ecelebs and board drama, they would have kicked him off the GG threads a long time ago. They're either ignoring him or celebrating his ban here, now.

All that we need left is a perma from the mods.

It's been a long ride. Through the exodus, through the DDoSings, through the death of GG, the inshitity next disaster, and through the various counterintel/D&C boards trying to tear us apart, we held fast.

Happy anniversary/birthday/whatever, you buncha fucks. We proved too retarded, too autistically devoted, to be beaten.

I really stopped caring what GG does after they went retard
but what really pissed me off was the ruined musical

Look ma I'm french too

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This is the gayest thing you've done Mark.
We love you too though

This isn't the anniversary of the creation of Holla Forums, retard.

The other posts that I linked to were under the impression that it had not. I should have quoted them instead.

Easy accessibility. Like your mother.

The /gghq/ vs /ggrevolt/ thing?

The CON leaks are in the process of being spread now and journos are still scared shitless of it:

twitter.com/JoyAnnReid/status/775545404180066304

They name dropped it on MSNBC a few weeks ago, too.

2nd exodus was a mistake

I'm glad this board has IDs. Forced user and IDs would be perfect.

Close enough. Shortly after we came here, Hotwheels had a bunch of us over to celebrate the one year anniversary of the site.

Blame Mark for making our exodus a "birthday" instead of the site's actual birthday.

Originalfags on Holla Forums are a myth

Don't worry about it. I've made mistakes too.

You can enable forced anonymous in your site settings.

But if there were forced user, when would we be able to mock and trigger attentionfags?

It's fun ;_;

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Mark didn't make you sperg out about what the anniversary was over, it's a pretty easy thing to check for yourself

Normalfags go

Only hebe left, who cares

Fuck I missed the shitposting

If they're a true attentionwhore, they'll just make a signature or move to a different board like the Makise Kurisu faggot who shat up /k/ for a while.

The second exodus was mostly Holla Forums when moot fucked it over before selling it.

A-anybody wanna get together and give MnF another run?

Not good enough, it still enables the namefags

Doing that will just get you banned though. I could go and trigger the Overcucks and get a three day ban for the trouble again

But we can shitpost anytime

No respect. No respect at all.

I am, though.

Make me.

Except he didn't.

Your bitch tears sustain me

But shitposting on stickies is way more fun, especially when we get to yell at Mark

So whatever happened to Hotwheels?

he is currently sucking a tranny's dick.

Doubt I would have even if it wouldn't have required a 1,400 mile trip

But he did.

Last I saw on his twitter, he was making fonts, 3D models and programing random shit.

2nd exodus was in December 2014 newfriend

I'm going down with the ship when it sinks. As shitty as things have gotten, it's our last hope.

I honestly thought he died of some defect. Good for him.

look at the fork, it looks like he couldnt pay in hotpockets. he probobly had to suck dick out back to pay the few dollars he needed.

why didn't you pay the ransom user?

he died because you didn't

I hate all of you and hope you fucking die someday soon but as a friend. :3.

At least he's doing something.

Why did you feed him to the pigs Jim?

right
so um
which 2hu wud u fug

We did it Reddit

Cirno

He explained newfag, not normalfag.

You

Could have sworn it was normalfag.

Shooped

Lies, all lies, you overweight oven fuel.

Now where's Jim?

Same to you, pal

Greeting and happy anniversary from the A&CP devs! Thats one cake, Mark! 39 to go!

Hope you're all celebrating with vidya today! See you guys very, very soon!!

Oh and Val says hi. He cried a little. Which is hilarious

Love, Fred

All of them

What the fuck are you rambling about you fag?

FTFY
ya'll should accept thor as your savior,

you're still alive?

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there was no other option ,after null it was either him or Mark and even pigs have standards

I'm an absolute degenerate with shit taste and even I don't like Shadman's art.

GIVE THE VIDEO GAME

Your game doesn't interest me, but I hope you faggots get it released.

But Josh did nothing wrong! He could have fixed Holla Forums!

wew

THE PIGS WERE HUNGRY THEN AND THEY ARE HUNGRY NOW AGAIN

THEY MUST BE FED

THAT IS WHAT Holla Forums IS REALLY , A BOARD FOR PIGS

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FUCK THE PIGS

Jesus Christ, it really has been that long, huh? Seems like yesterday.

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readd me

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David Cameron pls go.

its not a sticky unless there's a smug anime girl.

never forget that Holla Forums

Make me.

I like you too Mark. You are a filthy jew but you are our filthy jew. I will personally make sure that you will be the last person to go on the day of the rope.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, GO BACK TO BEING DEAD

"Real" Jewishness is only obtainable through the mother's bloodline, so you could safely keep Mark alive for a jewzoo without risk of tiny jews spawning. Not that he'd be able to get laid either way.

Dubs confirm

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Where did you learn that?

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no problem bro

I don't want to wait two years to see it happen but i'd stick around if there's a chance.

Best girl.

Its pretty common knowledge

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Smug Party?

easy

is that fat Duke Nukem

sure, why not?

Well I've never heard that

Holla Forums

He might as well be

Then you learned something new today, being a jew is passed on from the mothers side.

I love all you faggots even if you hate each other

should've put some in her ass crack

Improved version though GIMP wont let me colour to alpha (it just makes it white, tried 4 times).

don't suppose I could get a better source than that, I don't like blindly believing people

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Mi pana.

Here's to another 2 years! Unless the US government fucks us in the ass after the end of the month.

Disgusting.

Here it is, straight from kikepedia itself. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_is_a_Jew?

Post more Aoba if you're so smug

excellent, thank you user

I can't believe it's been two years already. What am I doing with my life?

We all ask ourselves the same question user

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So, how long until Mark keels over and slips into a diabetic coma?

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Who's to say he hasn't already?

He already has.

How cute.

I miss the Holla Forums of two years ago though 8/v/ is at least still miles ahead of half/v/.

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Based

Fuck I love you guys. Here's to many more years of shitposting and disappointment.

It's not 8chans birthday, I thought it was in october

it must be Holla Forums birthday.

Honestly I haven't been back to half/v/ properly since the exodus but I do quickly skim the catalog every few months to make sure I'm not deluding myself into thinking 8/v/ is better. The difference in quality is fucking startling. I suppose driving all your non-retarded posters away does that. If /ck/ and /f/ would fucking move Holla Forums would be perfect.

Mark, you gotta wake up man. It's been five years too long.

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Wouldn't his lifetime wish involve less people calling him a kike?

we wuv you too, you butthole

Let me guess, it was a dumb broad who was on her phone or talking to a passenger

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lol

He's also a jew with jewish neuroticism dude, don't you know anything?

Each time he gets called a kike, the JIDF plays him 200 more shekels on top of the hot pockets.

HELL YEAH

He likes it that way.
I bet he wishes a tall Aryan woman would degrade and humiliate him.

When are we gonna migrate somewhere else

never ever

Can we have a weebs vs furs tournament in some free game?

>>>Holla Forums
>>>/kotakuinaction/

Tribes Ascend?

Confirmed

I'm going back to Usenet, screw you faggots.

If Hillary wins and decides to kill us for ruining her perfect lies and corruption.

Alright guys, who will take over when Mark dies from a heart attack?

I don't know… Take it easy man, I haven't jerked off in a week.

Jesus fucking Christ, /fit/ is screaming.

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8/pol/ has been overrun by self aggrandizing, doublespacing redditors, but the crossboard game is strong now.

Most of the best stuff still comes from here, but harassing canadians never gets old

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/fit/ please stay

The only cakes I'm interested in is christmas cakes

Love you too. See you guys soon, hopefully

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Is that the bayo prolapsed anus guy?

Now is not the time for fear. It doesn't matter where we are, what matters is our plan.
We started meme magic as a belief, and it isn't a problem that Kek is the god figure rather than Bane or Cia. Darkness belongs to us.

Happy Birthday everyone!

It's not healthy to keep it all bottled up like that!

happy birthday faggots

Enjoy your trigger warnings 4cuck

Fuck You for appealing to my feelings

I just wanted to have a wetdream-wakeup but it has only ever worked once. You know, just wake up jizzing everywhere, it feels better than cumming normally. A hands free would be cool too, but nothing ever cums out.

probably.

user, I'm pretty sure you're getting tugged off by a ghost.

Fuck.

Whats wrong with that?

the suspense is killing me

Oh god what have I done with my life

The fuck are you niggersharks saying? What kind of ghost would want my dongle?

It is kind of sad that pagans are still butthurt about a fucking tree after almost 2,000 years.

Lewd ghosts are good.

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you missed

if ghosts are possible a ghost wanting your dick is possible

It is a mystery.

Read AssCastle.
I'd post it but the thread's almost dead.
And I don't wanna shit up a sticky

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Do not lewd the dancing ghost

I saw it while quickly read the thread. It was in the rabbit rabbit thread and he forgot to post the first two pics with it again.

well now i've seen everything

I'm disappointed that there isn't more. Cute lewds are the best.

That ain't natural.

I have issues with Mark as a BO
DO THE META THREAD YOU FAGGOT
But I honestly don;t know what I would do with out you fags. Heres to another year.

wew

That doesn't seem like a very effective way to do it

It was that Germanwings plane crash that brought us to Kek and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise

Have you looked into lucid dreaming? If you controlled your dreams you could do whatever you want in them

Wew lad

No U Aсука a shit

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCKERS

I LOVE YOU

Only a tip…

Christ-tan is for wedding and then tenderly loving.

B-but user! That's lewd!

Tell me you have more

Happy birthday anons.
Especially to you Mark, fat cunt.

I remember that day.
Some faggot tried to steal his shoe but his fat fucking feet wouldn't budge.

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rule cucks are subhuman

Is this a good place to discuss how this board is turning in to total shit?

well then, fuck this

Fuck off, we are celebrating.

maybe when mark-san makes another of those feedback threads. in the meantime just party

I blame cuckchan going down for the recent posting quality

You have really low standards.

Thanks for everything mark
Your pawn did pretty good up until postdragon

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Let me
Inb4 I get permad even though its from a movie

Just spoiler them, it's not like this thread has anything going for it left