If you're a) bored, b) won't have anything to do for the next few months and c) like playing browser games with autists from a Manchurian ventriloquist puppet forum, then we've got the perfect thing for you!
Come join the crusade in Tribal Wars 2!
What you can expect consists of lots of enemy butthurt, plenty of shitposting and banter with the normie players, general autism and ruining the game for all the people that invest way too much money only to lose to a tribe of spergs.
TL;DR Join us for long-term lulz and to waste all that time you've got lying around
How to sign up:
1) Go to en.tribalwars2.com (make sure you've got the en. If it's .us you'll have to start on the wrong server) 2) Make your account. Use a throwaway email as it doesn't require confirmation. (ONLY DO THIS ON DESKTOP. MOBILE VERSION WILL PREVENT YOU STARTING THE GAME PROPERLY) 3) Don't pick any names that will get you banned (nigger, penis, etc. Switching letters around won't work either). This is important as butthurt enemies will report as soon as they start losing 4) Make sure to pick the realm Eketorp (it should automatically put you in the world as its the newest one) 5) Select North-West when given the option 6) Post username in this thread. You'll get told to remake your account if you picked a bannable name. 7) Start by doing the tutorial and the quests. You'll learn as you go and you can always asked questions on our Discord 8) Once you're in game you should receive an invite to the tribe and our discord server in a somewhat timely fashion. Being active on discord is a requirement.
Brody Walker
Here is some normalfag autism for your enjoyment
Tyler Turner
I'm tempted as I used to fuck with tribal wars. How large is your tribe and where on the K are they located?
Charles Diaz
We have 71 people spread over two tribes at the moment. They are all north west but not added to the op map since that only shows top 10 tribes. We /guerilla/ at the moment
In a previous world though (last year) we had several hundred people and almost an entire quadrant of the map was us. This world is still rather young.
Jonathan Taylor
Wont let you pick the realm when joining
Blake Miller
don't waste your life on video games
Cooper Taylor
Sounds fu- Get the fuck out of here, cuckchan.
Carter Clark
Yea, the game automatically places you in the newest realm. The one that you are supposed to join is the newest one so just ignore that part of the op.
Jose Mitchell
I suspect I don't have enough autism to understand or appreciate this game.
Brody Sanchez
The ingame messaging system is good for bullying people but sucks if you actually want to communicate. Stop being a faggot. Discord is easy to setup and doesn't even require you to download it.
Lincoln Wood
It even logs all your data and sends it to the NSA free of charge! Boy oh boy, what a deal!
Jace Brown
kys
Lucas Lewis
Oh then golly gee! I'll sign up to discord right away!
Grayson Brooks
Mad Dog Mattis
John Clark
The NSA surely is interested in a bunch of autists playing a german browser game. And with that mindset you can't use google, facebook, jewtube etc.
Joseph Perry
There are a multitude of reasons you should kys, but above all else is that this isn't fucking politics.
>>>/bog/ >>>Holla Forums >>>/discord/
Colton Perez
You … don't really post here much do you ?
Jonathan Jones
Take that faggot cuckchan shit back to the bathhouse.
Samuel Hughes
Don't pretend your secret club of autits is widespread, this sight was bought out by a \bprivate company and are selling are you info as we speak you tard.
Nicholas Anderson
I'm just saying if you care that much about anonymity then you should have a proper vpn anyway.
Chase Barnes
but it's the best kind of politics
Samuel Martin
Sorry, could you repeat that in English ? I don't speak mangled spastic gibberish.
Adam Miller
I've got nothing better to do tbh.
James Nelson
Sorry was eating dick while typing.
You're posting on here, meaning your information is compromised anyway since this site was bought out by a private company
Ayden Davis
well you can also actually play the game but most of the fun comes from hanging out and making fun of the people who aren't us whom we fuck over
Zachary Brown
So it's a snarky teenage chatroom.
Jacob Hall
You're on 8/pol/ what exactly the fuck were you expecting
Luis Martin
Right, thanks, I can actually understand you now. You're still a fucking spastic though, what's with the change from doing a shitty teenage trolling attempt to relative politeness ?
