L-LOL!?

DMCAing fan games isn't a thing to be proud of.

Sounds like a deal.

Tempting but DOE for pay? If you want me to screw over some Youtuber, you better pay me with some actual value.

man I am so surprised that Nintendo fans are allowing Nintendo to literally shit on them continuously time and time again

but its their Ip they are allowed to shut me down

I know nintendo always been kind of sensitive about fan products but is this NOA only thing or is nintendo in Japan the same?

It's funny 'cause they tried to copy his act not too long ago and it was as hollow as Hillary

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Thats Youtube comments for you.

Wait, what?

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In this instance you'd be working for NOA

He probably thinks he's the real Sonic, too

The funniest thing about that twatter account are the enraged people that honestly believe that it was Sonic the hedgehog sitting behind his computer that just said that he identifies as an attack helicopter and that they should check their privileges.

Japanese sleeper spies confirmed

Any link to the tweet?

I don't think Johnny Flynt really counts as a person

twitter.com/jobsatnintendo/status/776437349743861764

Nintendo is dead.

Keep in mind that Nintendo is the company that has moved people from janitorial [Yokoi] and inventory jobs [Howard Lincoln] to the top.

Literally the first reply

That was long ass time ago though

*Note: Streets of Rage fans not included.

I bet the guy PM'd sonic afterwards asking to eat his and tails shit.

But he's right?

Is this because Iwata died? Could he have prevented this?

Different era and a different kind of people. Asswipe.

This was going on when Iwata was still alive. Remember how they were stealing YouTuber's pocket money?

It's not you who had to go

It was him

Sega knew about the fangame for almost seven years and did nothing to it until it was finished.
Even then they gave them a week to let the game circulate and then they sent a dmca.
KEEP TRYING.

No, you dumb shit, and even before Iwata died Nintendo did DMCA takedowns

In that case, nintendo knew about AM2R for just as long, knew when it was launching, and still gave it more than long enough for it to be on the internet forever.
Literally "it's okay when Sega does it."

OMG XDDD

Common Core not even once.

STOP, FUCKING STOP

Whenever I see those words, I can't help but think of baby batter.

I didn't do a biology degree to put up with this shit.

why

God Bless America

maybe you should have do'ed an English degree

His sentence was grammatically correct

Back to lolthread to dissipate my anger from Common Core

Maybe you should commit suicide retard.

THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

There's a joke there

But biology is a subjective concept based on feeling now.

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Is this a lol thread? I was under the impression it was a 'fuck Nintendo' thread

I sincerely don't know what's wrong with them.

Nothing in higher education fazes me anymore, except for quantum mechanics. Not like you could see that, anyway.

These people should be culled.

World peace was a mistake

I want to go back or forward far enough

Nintendo didn't even know it was metroid 30th anniversary until people bitched, I doubt they knew what AM2R was even after they DMCA'd it

I'm going to assume he meant shit like pic related.

So, is he 68, or born in 1968?

I am going to print, laminate, frame, and hang it at my door.
So that I can always wake the fuck back up whenever I'm starting to feel fanboyish for nintendo.

Either way, the answer would be depressing

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Why even live anymore.

Putting the banker guy as a president was a mistake.

This is why Eve wanted to kill humanity.

Jesus Christ.

Took me a sec to realize this was a school assignment
Holy fuck

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Yeah! let's make the asignments memes so kids of today learn doing cool and hip stuff!

For fuck's sake, there are different ways to make kids interested in science that doesn't involve this cancerous shit.

That doesn't make it good, justifiable or a smart business move, dipshits.

Now when that jobs get filled, what's the bet they'll come here somehow and fuck up the 3DS CFW thread?

Man after Hillary went crazy I'm convinced this is the year of the frog.

I get that some people might find the first one interesting but how the fuck would the second one even remotely be considered funny?

Except there isn't any actual world peace, m8.
Unless you meant the show, in which case you have shit taste

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It's entirely possible.
But they'd probably have to learn how to hack a 3ds in the first place in order to mislead people on that subject.
And there's way more people that have successfully done it and helped others, it won't really be an issue.
Unless they are going to get paid to intentionally shitpost

3DSISO/Chaos is fucked if it did happen, regardless of CFW. They couldn't do fuck all about CFW if they tried anyway. It's done and settled.

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No matter. Their shitty ad ridden links serve no purpose when FreeShop exists

But the real question is; Does the job also entail looking up Nintendo porn all day?

I wish the meme would die Nintendo was shit even when he was in charge, nothing's changed.

Not disagreeing, but has shit Freeshop hasn't got yet. Useful when can't be fucked to make own injects as well.

Just use a adfly bypasser. Shit works well.

I think it got worse after Iwata died personally. Nintendo did do some shady things before but they were controlled to a certain extent. With Iwata dying, the floodgates opened and the investors and corporate part of Nintendo just went haywire. At least that's what I want to believe. Not every single Nintendo employee is this retarded, surely.

Nothing positive for video games has ever come out of Redmond.

This is why I've been saying
WE NEED TO ASCEND MEMES
WE NEED TO TRANSCEND

>Had a much stronger reaction to seeing Iwata's name in the credits It wasn't a lot but still
Also that departure theme sucked compared to the last ones

Delete this

Well everyone from NoA is. As far as Nintendo proper goes, who can tell? I just can't get a read on exactly what the Nips are thinking.

Next year, our cocks are going to be on fire.

I just pretend that NoA doesn't exist. The creativity usually comes from the nips anyway. Hopefully Nintendo going to shit won't stop weird Japanese games from coming out though. As long as a few of those get translated by something other than Tree House I'll be okay with it.

You will be culled with the leftists.

Feels were felt

I mean more world peace, in comparison to say, 450 AD

cringeworthy as fuck tbh

So many people behind this need to die

kek

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Jesus Christ, Nintendo. Here's an idea, scrub any and all mention of Nintendo from the internet why don't you. After all, you wouldn't want anyone to so much as mention Nintendo without you there to supervise, making sure they're saying the exact thing you want them to, right Nintendo?
It'll be amazing, just watch! In twenty years from now, nobody will know what the fuck is a Nintendo because the virtual presence is non-existent

juts get the job and ignore all the fan games on the internet

Reported for mentioning Nintendo, talking about them is against the rules now

:^)

I refuse to believe this is a real thing

That's good, but I'll do you one better

Job Qualifications
• Must enjoy working exclusively for Hotpockets™
• Must enjoy browsing Chinese Cartoon imageboards, social media websites, and video sharing websites for hours on end reporting any content that violates our intellectual property
• Be preferably Jewish

She's a woman, though, so she couldn't see beyond her small-minded genocide that Jews are the reason society is shit.

weeeeeeeeew!

What are you talking about?
soronline.net/sorr_downloads.htm

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So there's a pretty good chance that if I made a sega dream game it wont be shut down?

If it has to do with Yakuza, I don't think it'll stay up for long.

Holla Forums always right, Nintendo is pozzed

Thats been a fucking thing since forever you dumb shits

You even hear the PA at the beginning of Half-Life 1 saying Black Mesa is an equal opportunity employer

Why would it ever have anything to do with the Yakuza?

diversity is codeword for white genocide, chaim

I meant the game series themselves.

Making a Yakuza game dream might not stay up for long

Are you dumb or do you just not know that equal opportunity employment is an IRL thing mandated by the US government?

Since when did reality became a parody of itself?

Easiest job ever, just don't do your job, post on that fact here and be considered a hero.

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Sega continues to do what Nintendon't

REDMOND
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Circa 2012-2013

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Anons, you can say all the shit you want about Iwata. But if you're too fucking dense to see an obvious effect in front of you, you're as retarded as an sjw.

So you never paid attention to Nintendo going after bootlegs and shit before Iwata was even president? Or do you just believe whatever you read on Holla Forums?

NINTENDON'T

Why must we suffer in this way

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Yeah, you really think someone would do that? Just go on Holla Forums and tell lies?

Nintendo could have died after the Gamecube and we wouldn't have missed out on much.

Whenever I see one of those gifs I'm always disappointed when they don't have things like 9/11 or Sonic '06

Somebody who lives in Seattle apply

You would be able to bring your experience and attempt to make NOA not as shit

The good thing in HL1 is that it referenced guard duty, with the undertone that they keep losing guards to either crazy experiments or accidents.

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I literally can't even #Shellshock

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Psh, nothin' Personell, kid.

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Use a gore image.

What type of education system you want, fammmmmmm?

My best friend #died in my hands lol! Who else #WartimeAtrocities 2nite #amiright #sorrynotsorry

This is the world you're living it
Embrace the memes

Did they have permission to depict a Nintendo product?

THAT'S NOT WHAT A MEME IS
GAS THE FUCKING NORMALFAGS

Better dead than red.

Nutendo would probably give them a pat on the back.

No. If Nintendo is going to be a copyright whore and make us miserable, we can weaponize it and make others miserable, too.

Who tf up
Real infantry hours
Smash dat fkn like button if u bleeding out in the trenches

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And that’s not true.

Jesus christ i went to fucking Special ED(because i triggered the principal) and even in a liberal as fuck school, my History classes were never this pozzed

user, come on.

I hope someday for gulags filled with leftist subhumans, where they are rightfully forced to do useless labor to death while they are raped and mutilated at the will of their captors…. Imagine a fucking leftist numale having a mental breakdown coming to terms with its fate, eventually being reduced to a grunting basic animal sleeping in dirt and pissing on itself. Leftist cattle scum deserve the worst treatment that humans have to offer, leftists are sub-animal, they are below cockroaches and ant, they should be treated with no mercy or respect whatsoever.

Oh shit son

Absolutely not. If Nintendo will take down a tasteful fangame that was released for free, then they can take down a shitty paid meme game that threw their property into it for no reason

Someone say shit education!?

I may not be an expert on twitter but I don't think this is how hashtags work.

Nintendo is Hillary
Sanic twitter is Trump
Everybody knows this.
So when do we start gathering the nintendo cucks up and hanging them from trees? You can even bring your son!
All the nintendo fags get hung and start choking and shit and you pull your son close and say "Don't look away. You need to see justice being done."

i'm vaguely aware of what twitter does, but i'm pretty sure random # are done by, like, older people who don't really understand how they work.

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*KNOCK* *KNOCK*

*BOOM* *CRASH*

"FREEZE, INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY ENFORCEMENT COORDINATOR TASKFORCE

DROP THAT FUCKING CODE OR WE'LL SHOOT YOU DEAD MOTHER FUCKER"

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Sega had released Sonic for fangame creation but they had never done so for their other IPs
it's not that they objected to SoRR's existence, but if they had done nothing then they would risk losing their copyright in some countries

What is this?

A clip from a podcast of Dick Masterson and Maddox, before the latter went full retard and basically ousted Dick, for reasons we still don't know. Nothing Maddox says should be taken too seriously, since he actually thinks Common Core is good and there's nothing wrong with being a cuckold. Both things he himself said during the aforementioned podcast.

some fag has been spamming that and four(?) other videos by the same(?) people. That particular guy giving the rant is a complete faggot. Entertaining to listen to but sorely misguided and so far up his own ass he's seeing out his own mouth. Good indication of what "intelligent" lefties think like though.

However, they did allow Rom hacks for all their genesis games on steam.

The one ranting is Maddox. He really does have a lot of fucking stupid points throughout the podcast. Like the time he defended rioting because it made people spend money on repairs, and he's 100% sure they would have never spent that money otherwise.

rom hacks aren't a threat to IP under copyright laws. Reproduction of a game is

Hence Nintendo's #job offer

Why is SEGA so based?

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It was me. I wanted to poke holes in the poverty caused Terrorism thing. It is a self destructive meme that removes moral accountability and reduces Terrorism to an inescapablity of life. Every bully had a bad homelife. Every radical was poor. Every mass shooter was bullied. These thinkings don't exactly solve anything.

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Today I will remind them.

without jews, you loose

He's just butthurt because he thinks there's nothing wrong with being cuckolded. Dick's closer to the truth, in that he thinks it's just a replacement for calling someone a faggot.

What the fuck happened to Maddox?
Circa 2005 he would have mocked the shit out of cuckolds, now he's defending them from "kink shaming"?
Dude turned into a total fagmaster.

Well i guess that explains why they run it better than other "jewish: companies

It was also founded in the United States, but it's basically a different company now than it was back then. Some Japanese people bought it off the kikes around the 40's or 50's I think?

One of the founders was a chairman for sega America right up until the Saturn launched.

On top of that the Physical Packaging is close to that of a SNES
Someone apply for this job and give a DMCA to Gone Home

whatever, keep making best girls nintendo.

step it up

Maddox always was a total fag, he's the ringmaster of MSNBC's clownshow after all

There's a gallery on sadpanda called Hex Maniac the Sex Maniac and I really wish there was an actual doujin with that name. It's just a bunch of hex maniac pictures.

I wonder if someone could get that manlet who's voicing sonic to say Nothin personel kid.

Hah, I'll just raid emuparadise.
Goodbye, principles, hello, semitism!

Has Sonic's VA not said it in the Boom cartoon yet? I could honestly see that happening at some point given their SJW jabs in a few episodes. (Is it still running?)

Nintendo Mafia is looking for a fan-made content Hitman.

You mean how they made it so that people with monetized videos had to pay them for using their product to make money?

Remember when they removed monetization from angry Joe's video and he took it down himself, trying to make it out that they took it down?

You apparently don't.

who is this anime slut?

Season 2 of boom is coming soon-ish? Kinda wish they'd bring more of the characters back though, so far they only showed off the robot and edgehog.

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More like Nintendo of Israel.

her name is hex maniac [chinese letters] for adult only great acta

>mfw Nintoddlers will defend this

I must have proof of this.

I will finally have an object for all my ridicule.

There is a theory that this version of humanity is actually a simulation created by the original humans and they say that chance that this is true is 90%

mfw i could actually apply for this job

WE WUZ GESTALTS AND SHEEEEEEITT

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Anyone got that old "What people think I do/what I actually do" image from Sanic twitter?

Do you people even know what this means anymore?

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I think you may have confused Maddox with Maddow

Not just Redmond but Virginia as a whole.

They mean a janitor?

Sure do.

:^)

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It got lost in the fat rolls

It's just tucked behind his thunderthighs

We've come full circle.

This is possibly the most triggering thing I have ever seen.

Like the one thing I think he got right from what I watched was cheese pizza is degenerate.

Also, pepperoni is for assholes and idiots, a stance I can get behind as a pizza delivery driver

His website was great back in the day. He's turned into a cuck now though.

Can we add personal pizzas to this list? I roll pizza dough and personal pizzas are some of the most pointless shit to ever blemish the face of god's green earth. Just get a medium and save the leftovers you massive fag-o-tron.

I always said that japanese jews are the worst jews.

pepperoni Pizza isn't even real.

You put food on Pizza and pepperoni isn't food, it's like eating a grease sponge, fucking awful, rather eat Hawaiian before pepperoni because I can safely say I don't have cancer after.
Like there are like thousands of toppings of cut meats and veg to put on your pizza and you chose the one that clashes and ruins the other ingredients all while cumming it's grease load all over it like, what the fuck.

never seen his site, take it's own or like him cucked to shit?

Kinky, you really are a pizza delivery boy.

You put oregano and shit on pizza yet oregano isn't food.
Faglord.

I'M FUCKING TEN TIMES WORSE THAN AIDS

Filtered and reported.

He became nothing but another washed up e-celeb cunt. Or maybe he's such a contrarian faggot that he thinks being "le ironic triggered SJW" is funny and transgressive and shit.

At least Rotten food can partly hold nutrition before it poisons you.

He was just as shit twelve years ago. The only difference is that you were a kid back then and didn't know any better.

Why would you eat a pizza in the first place if you are worried about health? There are better things to eat.

What's wrong with a little fun?

His humor always was goony and tryhard as fuck. Also
lal

It's not fruit that's bad, it's pineapples taste. Tomato is also a fruit that you can put on pizza but unlike pineapple it doesn't taste like ass.

I, uh, think I got oregano and oregon mixed up. Maybe I should sleep. No bully please.

Maybe you should sleep eternally.

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By place you mean school, right?

A school is a place, I don't care to look it up, it was a thing I read in the paper one day and laughed about it with others.

???

A school is a place for education, not teaching young fucks that you can bend reality to serve your purposes.
Tho maybe that's how it works in Amerikkka now, thanks to all the cultural marxism.

ANYWAY
Heheeheheheeheeeeheehhhhhhhhhh

I'm pretty sure the pizza is a vegetable thing was more the government trying to fake the numbers to make it look like kids are getting better meals. That said, what would you consider the alternative for pepperoni that people should use?

SEGA does what Nintendon't!
just kidding guys, please make fan Sonic games, to keep me relevant

Literally any other meat.

This

All meat is good and blessed by lord.

Tomato sauce with beef, sausage, and a peri-peri sauce drizzle on top. Don't talk shit until you try it because it'll change how you view pizza.

But pepperoni isn't bad if you can find a low-grease pepperoni. These ones usually cost more money but they're not messy and they taste better. It also helps if you cut it up rather than having it round, or at least use the greasy shit sparingly and put a lot of other meat on there as well.

Dude, lmao

People here talk about health as if anyone's goal was to live past 40.
Or 30.

Hey, John Lennon lived till 40.

Yeah but before inflation, now it'd be barely 20.

Hey, if a dumb fuck like Jim Morrison could live till 27, you could live till 20, user.

I don't want to live to 20 and I'm 26.

I'm 27 bruv

Join the club then. Cobain yourself, fag.

You can only join the club if you're a successful musician, and I'm not even a successful human being.

Do a cover of whatever song of the week millennials listen to, talent is not needed and suck the right cocks, and you'll be the next Brian Jones in no time.

I've made that second recipe and can confirm that it's fucking amazing and an absolute smash with drunk friends. Also you can easily make cinnamon twists if you replace the pizza ingredients with cinnamon, sugar, and too much butter. Again, also a hit with drunk friends.

Not the same guy but it strikes me as odd because apparently one can "know" when a company knows for how long a fan game exists.

I mean is there any way someone can call a claim of "Nintendo knew about AM2R and Uranium for years before shutting them down"/"Sega knew about the SoR for years before shutting them down" true when there is nothing to go off of?
Without literaly going "My Uncle works at Nintendo",there is no point in making a claim like that unless you can actually prove it or that there's an official statement from company officials saying exactly that.

Polite Sage for not even bothering with the circlejerk.

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Highly anticipated fan game projects are often reported by all the clickbait rags companies like Nintendo pay off for good reviews and damage control whenever they put out garbage localizations.

Not of Metroid, but Clyde/Mato has mentioned that Nintendo is aware of him and his translation of Mother 3 patch (especially since he's sent an open letter to them), and so far that hasn't be C&D/DMCA'd, probably since he only has the patch and program to patch ROMs on his site.

I've heard of Nintendo having removals of years-old fanmod vids of Super Mario World and all taken from youtube in wake of Super Mario Maker's release, but damn if I can find any proof since I don't seek out videos of people raging at Kaizo-level hacks to notice any missing. Meanwhile Brawl and now Smash 4 mod stuff stays untouched

Big question is: Is that Zelda Classic editor still up? A Zelda 1 emulator from over a decade ago with built-in game would be prime DMCA bait for a bigger cash cow from Nintendo than Metroid

Is making a comic really so hard?

While it is possible and proved that clickbait sites are being bribed for good reviews(by western publishers,the very least),I doubt any reasonable company would pay them for reporting fan games.

The other factoid is that Nintendo barely bothers with gaijin shit besides the localization effort and token ads and E3.

So this is basically a internal meme for biologists?

Don't get why everyone is so agitated. It's not like internal memes/jokes are supposed to be appealing or understood by outsiders.

LOSS.JPG

This is a homework assignment for school children. This is what your taxes are paying for

Do the words "lurk more" mean anything to you?

It's a request to make knockoff of knockoffs of a played out meme.

MEh. I don't see it as a that bad. It actually requires one to understand the meaning of those words and basic biology in order to make puns that make sense. Plus, it is encourange creativity.

Leages better than homeworks that requires you to emmorize stupid shit and parrot it (like that Islam, religion of peace image some other an0n posted)

A good one

Throw in a full time wage and I will snitch on everyone on every chan and fansite.

I didn't say they're being paid to report fangames, I'm pointing out that it's common knowledge these fangames exist, since they get reported on. Nice attempt at deflection though.

Two things.

Read nigga it was out of some videos I watched.

being 6 out his entire library

Usually a companies DMCAs because they don't want the "market" flooded with the vidya equivalent of deviantart fetish "art" derivative works that reflect poorly on a franchise they're working to build.

Sonic is so shit, that they're handing the reigns over to the fetishists.

Still,your common knowledge is not someone else's common knowledge,especially to the people who can do stuff.
For example, I didn't even know about AM2R or Uranium until they got taken down and started to get brought up here because I never bother with fangames or drama regarding them.
Does that mean it wasn't common knowledge or that it was common knowledge only to the people who bother with reading clickbait articles?

My point in the first post was questioning how does one 'know' when the company knows about something besides the obvious DMCA takedown.There is really no real way to know unless you work in said company or have a provable,source of information inside it or there is an official statement by the company itself.

This was mostly to point out the flaw in the claim that they somehow know when a company started knowing about said known thing without actually knowing said company that is supposed to know said thing.
As in saying taking down the SoR fangame was okay because Sega "knew about it for years and waited it to get finished then DMCA it" while dismissing the same probability with AM2R is hypocritical,if not retarded for bringing up the whole rhetoric in the first place.

I know I'm autistically arguing semantics at this point but I'm just bored and this whole thread has nothing of actual value in merit or amusement anyway.

oh boy user you wish
it's an assignment for high schoolers

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I remember when my teacher made the whole class do this

It's a LOL thread, user, there's nothing worth talking about here.
Nevertheless, good post m8.

You're late to the party, everyone is already dead

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Everyone knows that anchovy pizza is the best fucking pizza

Just goes to show you how much the political climate has changed. Edgy middle school me liked his articles 11 years ago. Now he's just a bald turkish cuck with AIDS.

Now this thread made me nostalgic. The internet was so much better before 2007. I don't feel like most of the bad shit started kicking in until 08-9. The closing of geocities sealed it for me

50k layers of irony

what are those worms on that pizza

This nigga gets it.

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NO RESTRAINT

is the burd kill?

Personal pizzas are great, because not all of us want to have to order an entire pizza and let it go cold.

I can't eat more than a couple slices at a time and just sticking it in my refrigerator and forgetting about it until it's moldy and too late is a waste.

If you had the sense to buy a toaster oven you could put your leftover slices in it when you're hungry, since they come out much better and slightly toasted compared to microwaving them.

There was this faggot where I work who would order nothing but an XL pan pizza drowning in pesto sauce and onions. Not even cheese. His request would be to put pesto on until the point where it was too much and then put more on. This wasn't a prank, he ordered it regularly and it was fucking disgusting. Your taste is almost as shitty as his. Almost.

You're being taken for a ride, you can't even stomach eating a small pizza in two sittings? Seriously? Have fun paying way too much for practically no pizza at all.

Pizza is the one kind of thing I don't like to eat after it's over a day old, even if its heated up.

I never had a big appetite. I don't eat that much at all, really.

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You wouldn't happen to be one of those manlets I keep hearing about, would you?

Dude c'mon you paid for that shit, I'll get an entire pie every now and then, eat 3 slices get full.

Then I stuff it in the fridge and have it for lunch or any meal. Why wouldn't you still like it after you nuke it in the microwave?

I already did

This is older than 99% of the people here.

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Does MAD still exist?

Yes

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Ah shit, just the day I wanted to do an Arkanoid clone using Samus as a ball… I understand they would be interested to do that themselves to the Metroid franchise, but come on man.

Well this just doesn't make any sense in any context.

These people are so fucked in the head that they think that band aids are racist because they're colored for white people's skin.

The Left really is a mental illness

How many of them are there?!?

What the fuck kind of band-aids are they talking about? Mine are all brown.

Flesh colored band-aids