Spaceship AI waifu simulator

there is a gog version.

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It would be cool if the chat terminal just linked you to another player.

I have achieved a new level of disgust.

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Good thing I never refresh my page.

well, i guess i doesnt deserve to be pirated.

TWO GORILLION LINES OF DIALOGUE

Is this the sequel to No Man's Sky?

I've been mulling over the idea of the worst game ever and I have to say I never considered that but it's brilliant.

Deleting posts is a mistake.

Being a faggot that hard is a mistake, OP.

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Isn't CODEX Chinese faggots?

If it were it'd cost 60 pieces of Jew Gold and would have had a bunch of hipster cucks smearing their goonymanbeads all over social media for months talking about how world changing their game is. I'm assuming they haven't because this is literally the first time I've heard of this game.

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Here's your $20.

kek

Finally someone posted it.

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Would anyone be able to dumb the codex on vola?

this

Shiiit, that would be golden.

Someone get on that already.

So creative. He copied off of the Commodore PET, which most retards here don't even know about and combined it with Cleverbot!

GOOD JOB. SO INNOVATIVE!

all these plebs that will never know the joy of mouse click movement ITT.

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Is this a problem? I usually just download something and fire+forget

Because it's an "adventure" game trying to uphold the traditions of point & click?

Daisy won't even open on my system, something about it not being compatible with my version of windows, am I being retarded?

Fucking hell, that song is actually pretty good. The lyrics are a little too fitting though

Try github.com/loadletter/pydaisy

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There could be a market for this…

Crack squad of hacker trolls break in space-heist style to change a 0 to a 1 in the mainframe and make her male. What now?

It's not actually a chatbot
Game devs are too stupid to do the obvious thing that everyone's wanted them to do since chatbots became a thing

For some reason, I can't save this sweetness, reupload?

Not even 60 seconds into the game.

COOP confirmed.

No user, you are the robot.

so is there any good ai romance simulator out there?

Don't forget about the part where your ethnicity is decided for you based on one of three backgrounds, and the one with the easiest life is the white one.

Even more hilariously, I can't remember a single instance where the AI referred to me as anything other than the name I gave, or "you."

But don't you see, it's implying that it doesn't matter what gender or race you are, the AI still thinks of you as a shitty human regardless. At least that's likely what the 'thought' behind adding those things would have been.

10/10 story would goy again

It look nice at first but if you play a bit with the terminals you realize it's just keywords.

I was going to post some screenshots of the quality conversations I managed to have with the AI that amounted to it spouting unrelated gibberish but then it abruptly crashed my whole OS.

Quality game 10/10

Also it did not respond to any common commands like /root /:C :about and etc unlike almost every single god damn chat bot including the shitty flash player based ones. Bravo.

fuck off

There's a torrent at the top of the thread

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It's still OP's job to provide a link when talking about a game.
Seriously I think we're like three people on this board to do that when we create a thread when it should be common sense.

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Anyone remember that chatbot that looked like an animu girl and got mad if you said anything sexual to it?

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Well, it's getting difficult to find torrents, especially for smalltime indies that just came out
OP could have easily been fishing for a download himself

etratorrent.cc is still here

You misspelled the fuck out of that, and most people are not generally knowledgeable on torrent sites, outside of piratebay and kat
Probably doesn't help that the usual advice is "just get a private tracker" from people who don't want to spoonfeed

kat still exists

All kat mirrors and copies are dirty jew tricks and/or not updated

Also, it took me this long to download the game, and the codex installer has the same music as the one for their Necropolis release
For some reason I feel personally slighted by those lazy faggots

I usually flip through skidrowreloaded and igg-games and find what I'm wanting pretty quickly, give those a shot. Torrents seem to be falling by the wayside in favor of direct-downloads now that several major players are suspected honeypots or taken down.

Just upload a virus to the bitch and be done with it.

There was an actual chatbot that did something like that.
Practically nobody figured it out until the dev said it.

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

Don't be afraid of Brits, yankee. As long as they're not foreign of chavs they're alright.

NEVER FORGET

I'm Irish, not American. I live right beside the Brits.
I know what you lads are like, and I'd prefer to live in an island full of drunk socialists than one of Islam-worshipping cuckolds.

kek

Calling it: SJWs cause The Matrix to happen.

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Fixed the filename

If AI's fuck up and destroy everything, the matrix is one of the least likely scenarios, and not just because of the mass VR prison/human battery bullshit
The AI apocalypse won't happen because the AI is too smart, it will happen because the AI is fucking retarded and whatever retards made it gave it control over too much shit

It will never happen because real AI will never happen

Not with that attitude.

how do you know.

It doesn't have to be a "real AI" to skynet the planet
Also, prove it, faggot

It's just the image for the video.
Assume she's her usual self in the audio.

Twats are objectively superior to arse.

Here you go.
volafile.io/get/P3R0P3xdw660/glados.webm

Jokes on you, because we both have islands filled with both of these.

of course it can. brains exist there's no reason an inorganic version can't either.

It just won't happen on bog standard CPU's.

But user, what about the soul?

plenty of spares in the nearest orphanage.

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Go back to getting raped by priests.

probably electricity.

xd

if there was a lua port you could attempt to run it through gmod somehow on a spacemap. Unless there is a way to run python through gmod I don't know of.

It could be possible to solve the second problem by either having.

But there will be other "tells" like an AI will always spell/use grammar correctly while a human won't (meaning said chat program will have to have automatic correcting feature).

I'm heard stories that there was actually a "chatterbot" AI that managed to pass itself off a human by using deliberate typos and another that acted like a 8 year autistic child while competing for the Loebner Prize.

This sounds like the basis of a JRPG universe. Maybe there could a robot religion that maintains the opposite is true.

It was a mistake.

It CAN happen on common cheap shit.
It all depends on how complex you wanna go.
There are tons of sentient-but-not-sapient creatures with very simple neural wiring that you can imitate with a crappy neural network stuck on a roomba.
Dr. Haikonen has been fucking around with his pile of scrap on wheels for several years now.

You won't have a mechanism for self-replication and correction of the hardware by means of natural selection, but you can have it correct the software faster and better than a living thing can.

The soul is infinitely complex while also infinitely limited.

There's no signal in a radio waves, therefore signals don't exist.

a bunch of if statements is not sentience. This guy is a hack

the soul doesn't exist christcuck.

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stupid statement is stupid.

merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sentient
It responds to stimuli, learns and even makes decisions based on past experiences.
You're thinking sapience, not sentience.

Again, there's no signal in a radio wave. The signal doesn't exist if you look for the it inside the wave. You're making a statement out of ignorance.

What a cute thing.

Definite chistcuck, you'll be talking about information in DNA next.

A signal is prearranged patterns to convey information between two parties.

Looking for "signal in the waveform" is just word mash you have pulled out your ass. Signals in radio waves are made by deforming the waves into patterns that can be translated by the receiver.

You literally have no idea about the engineering of signalling.

its a toy user. By your logic a button that says ow is sentient.

You keep denying the statement. The statement is about how the signal doesn't exist inside the wave. This is a true statement. The correlation between this statement and souls is that when someone says souls don't exist it's akin to saying signals don't exist. I'm not even christian, I would be what many would call a Buddhist. Every single animal "has" a soul. A soul is something that you can not find anywhere inside the existential i.e. no one has a soul.

Are we here just to suffer.

Yes.
Slowpoke.jpg

Watch Ghost in the Shell.
The first movie and Stand Alone Complex.
It'll make you think.

Okay, just finished it
The ending is sci-fi as fuck, but also written pretty terribly depending on what you do
The shitty "chatbot" misunderstanding what you're saying and giving completely unrelated responses based on vague meanings of specific words is something that makes the game pretty frustrating
It would be less annoying if we didn't already have actual chatbots that work better than this

There's a segment where depending on how you act, the AI could lock you out of the station until you suffocate to death, and the only way to progress is to die and go through the five minute loading screen to respawn over and over until you can figure out the specific combination of information prompts and groveling apologies you need to do to get it to forgive you. I think that's a pretty good snapshot of the general quality of this game

What is your definition of soul?

thanks m8

The following is a random keyword the nsa monitors via pastebin.com/raw/UWffBQbn: shaped charges

The supreme self.

Existence needs no extraneous purpose or affirmation. Camus was right, one must imagine Sisyphus as happy, my nigga.
On the same note, soul-searching is faggotry and the person and their self are the same thing. "I am trying to discover myself" is commie shite

Yeah, this.
This is faggotry.
The idea that there's you, and then there's yourself and the two are somehow distinct.

The way other chatbots have done this cleverly in the past is by having rudimentary response ability built-in, and then just storing every single response they get and connecting them with various key phrases.
Then it just starts regurgitating things other players typed in the past when it encounters an appropriate prompt from another player.
The more responses it gets, the more believable it gets until it reaches critical mass and becomes clever enough to fool people.

This only works if people take it seriously. Most chatbots nowadays are meme factories because people actively teach them shit like "remove kebab" and whatnot.

There's the you that isn't you, the you that is made of blood, shit, and muscles held together by bones and flesh that isn't truly you. These things are not you. The supreme you is the soul, the eternal. The two yous are the same. One is eternal and the other is temporary.

Do you think that if a chunk of shrapnel gets lodged in the topmost part of the blood shit and muscles part, does it lop a bite of the eternal part off?

Is the old guy with dementia slowly leeching his soul out like a punctured tire?

How did you find out that this soul is? I hesitate to say exist because you've already said its outside the existential, ie doesn't exist but, how do you know about the soul?

No to both of these things. The soul isn't the computer (brain). Our existential body is limited. The soul as the Buddha puts it is the ultimate comfort (Nirvana). What the soul is is the nous, the Spirito Santo, the mind. The man with dimentia is slowly dying. His existential self is degrading to a point where his body can not work at the same level as it use to. The soul isn't leeching out, it is beginning to leave.

I think therefore I am.

So that supreme self is neither observable nor expressed in any observable way? Or is it the mind?
The mind is tied to the brain, which is flesh. The man with dementia is losing his mind as his flesh falters. If the soul is the mind, so too then does his soul degrade.
If the soul is unlimited, then it cannot degrade, and therefore neither can it be the mind.
If not the mind, what is the soul?
There is no purpose or function to its concept, which would be fine if there was proof of its existence. Some things just exist and finding proof or function is up to the people who observe them. But this soul of yours is something that is either synonymous with the mind, or something unobservable.

user I think your soul might be beginning to leave

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Everyone slated that bot for being absolute shit and designed purely to win the prize.

Having consciousness doesn't mean you have a soul though, if that's what you're trying to get at. I can appreciate going against determinism but consciousness doesn't require a soul at all. But I do note that I'm arguing with a very vague non argument so this could be way off mark.

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Perhaps "mind" has a different inherent meaning for you. My explanation is limited by language.

Imagine a man walking out of his house and looking into his window and declaring, "no one lives here". The soul is the holy spirit, the ghost, your self, your mind. The soul doesn't falter, it does not change. It can't change. The soul to begin with is only coincidentally there. Forced there, meaning it has no y or z coordinates.

The argument is incredibly vague I do admit. It's very hard to exactly annotate what the soul exactly is. It's like nous, it has no english equivalency. Animals do have souls. Without a soul you are like a fish, biological machines that do not feel pain. You aren't a fish, are you?

Found this disgusting creature in the reviews.
steamcommunity.com/id/Mogget128723/
amazon.com/Kaywen-Atkinson/e/B00I5RI7Q4/

This game runs like utter shit, everything is set as low as it can go and it still lags like fuck, every settings change takes around a whole minute to implement, the borderless mode is just windowed, and half the time when I type an inupt on the computer it'll freeze for a good few seconds

Is it just awfully optimized? My PC is a pretty decent one

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Sometimes I think the majority of people posting anime girls hate anime so much that they act stupid on purpose while using images they hate just to give weebs a bad look while also getting attention. I don't think this is one of those times but still.

I am a biological machine and I do not have a soul. This doesn't take anything away from my existence. The difference between me and any animal is the faculty of reason, this elevates us as humans above them. Further, you say that animals have a soul and if you don't have a soul you're like an animal. I don't even know what your definition of soul is other than it doesn't exist and its sort of the mind but not, so even if it wasn't contradictory I wouldn't know where to start with that. From my perspective it looks like you're confusing the subconscious with some idea of a soul which many, many ancient cultures seem to have done. Again, however, its hard to tell. I'm genuinely curious.

I'm not trying to be smarmy I really do want to understand what you believe. As a stoic people say many times to me that its a western version of Buddhism. This is becoming harder to take the more I learn about it.

It wasn't one of those times.

Haven't had a boner this hard in a fucking while.

I would not be surprised.

Yeah, that's just a meme. Buddhism has a ton of extraneous spiritual bullshit to it.

Next you'll say something stupid like "owls are birds".

Shame

15 minutes in and after the initial bullshit of

I saw that you can make movement WASD anyway, and chatting with the AI is actually fun

But god every few commands or so it'll freeze up, same when I enter most new rooms

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To be fair SS13 is poor man's SS13 as well. Fucking BYOND.

Glad you're being so understanding. I'm trying to argue what brighter minds have written about. I don't completely understand everything related to the meta-physical and non-existential. It's still a relatively new concept for me. If you want to know more about all of this you can google Theoria Apophasis.

I'm not saying if you don't have a soul you're like an animal. I'm saying without a soul you are a biological machine that's only real function is to survive and reproduce. In many, many ways that's what a human is. Bears, dogs, cats (unbelievably), raccoons, squirrels, these animals are all beings with souls. They do not have the reasoning capabilities as humans do but a soul isn't the brain. Like I wrote, the soul is coincidentally there. Forced there. Much like the (modern) idea of the ghost in the machine that is what humans and by extension animals are.

The meaning of animal originally was roughly translated to "thing with soul". Nowadays it's been broadened to include many things that wasn't originally included.

hmmm

It's funny because it's true.

I'll have a google of that. Meta physics is a good thing to get grounded with. I probably wouldn't worry too much about things that don't exist though. It does seem like you're approaching what you're talking about as if you already believe it, even though you admittedly don't understand it. To be fair I couldn't possibly know or even reasonably guess that though, just a hunch.

Thanks for your time.

SS13 is an everything simulator
This is a walking simulator with AI chat functions
They're not even remotely similar

I once wanted a game where you play as a scientist on an unknown planet with the goal of gathering as much info as possible. All the animals would have different AI and routines that you can observe, they would do different kinds of things, eat different kinds of food and mate slightly differently. You would have to set up traps and catch them, dissect them, conduct experiments on them, but mainly, just observe them in their natural habitat and make notes. There would be some crafting elements but it wouldn't be survivalshit, it would be just there to make the game feel like actual work of a scientist on a different planet, where drops with tools for your expeditions would come every week, but sometimes you would have to improvise if something breaks to carry on with your work.

You would be accompanied by a AI waifu, and you would actually be able to romance her.

You just reminded me of that idea and made me realize that it will probably never exist.

Fuck you OP.

Polite sage for offtopic

Just like make your own game.

Why won't it exists?

Dude, don't let your dreams be dreams

GET ON IT

We'll all be here for you to tell you why it's shit and slowly you can make a gud game

I would if not for the fact that I'm too busy learning biology and chemistry

We tried that before.
Look at how Yancuck turned out

This game's idea is pretty great, and the typing is fun for the most part, though it's sometimes obvious the IA is shitty and doesn't reply to what you ask

But then the general 'earth' story really gives you a sense of the developer's political opinions, huh
Lookie what I found

What gives you a sense of the developer's political opinions is them asking your preferred pronouns for literally no reason in the first five seconds of the game

Already mentioned that before, yea

EUROPA
>something something White, uh, treasons? reasons?
>Brave New World REVISITED
>That bottom right graffiti

Gonna try and up the resolution and texture but these are intentionally in bad quality in the game

I'm thinking about making a 2d beat'em up/RPG inspired in Rivet City Ransom and maybe Dead Rising's clock about an orc beating and capturing humans while dealing with greek gods when I get a better computer.

Maybe if I get more experience I could make my Harvest Moon orc breeding simulator.

no really what the fuck is it supposed to say

Not only are they completely hard left, but they feel the need to virtue signal how bad they think racism was totally is today, man, in a completely unrelated context
Because having a game means they have a platform, and they're morally obligated to use it to espouse their bullshit even if it doesn't make sense

Why has God denied us of such pleasures?

pretty idea man, I like it

you should make it once you get done with school. Don't give up on that dream game. Make it yourself, because no one else will make it for you. Just don't turn into a reddit-slobbering cuck like Yandev.

Doublethink never seizes to amaze

But I'm really enjoying the functional part of the game, it's actually a great bit of fun when it isn't freezing up

did I mention yet how fucking godawfully optimized this piece of shit is? Even the game's files are like that of a 10 year old's first 3D game, and it's utterly unplayable on anything above absolute minimum graphics settings, this on a computer that runs for example new DOOM at 60-80fps on high and generally most games at 144fps for my 144hz monitor

Learning biology will help me make it, I really want it to happen, but I don't know if I'll have time to actually work on it as I intend to study medicine later on. inb4 underage, I'm 18 years old

Can I get a source of the creator?

Very disappointing

Boring

Yea the devs really lied when they said how good their AI is
It's only an indie game but they lied
They said, and I quote, "over 2 million lines of dialogue," yet it hardly feels like it

Basic story is the ship has 2 crewmembers, some southafrican chick and some chick who's apparently a massive weeaboo. southafrican chick moved to merica or something. Weeaboo chick at one point in the logs is shown to have been upset at southafrican chick for not knowing about japanese culture like origami and drawing with a brush and shit. Weeaboo chick invents a drive to travel real fast across space and is all commielike complaining of an elite class and wanting everyone to have space exploration and shit, free for everyone. For some unexplainable reason the AI wants the drive destroyed, game says it could cause a black hole but weeaboo chick supposedly proved it would never cause a black hole. AI like turns weeaboo chick against SA chick or something. Anyway, SA Chick changes 1 little password and weeaboo chick freaks the fuck out, SA chick tries to escape and weeaboo kills SA, later regretting it and doodling 'im sorry' on the walls and shit. Also you see some of weeaboo's science for this hyperdrive and i shit you not it's just shit like the distance from earth to jupiter, and the planets' orbital tilts, and the speed of gravity. The devs are complete hacks. Anyway endgame the AI tells you to destroy the drive with a program. I said no. Then weeaboo turned out to have uploaded her mind to the ship's mainframe before dying and she takes over and tells me to upload my brain and join her so we can go back to earth. I said fuck that. AI comes back and says she's too old to deal with humans anymore and deletes herself. I'm left to die. My guess is the other 2 endings of what I guess are 3 are you either allahu akbar yourself and kill the drive, or you upload your mind thus killing yourself and the drive is taken to earth. What the fuck.

This entire game can be summarised as a ship with a female AI having two female crewmembers, and all 3 are on their period bitching at each other.

Fucking disappointing as some parts of the game were really fun and immersive, spent hours explorin and chattin, but the game can take less than 30 minutes to complete if you don't slow down to explore, and has zero replayability.

might get drunk and rush for the other 2 endings but I doubt they'll be good. wonder if there's more than 3 endings

Worst part is I can already see review websites online praising the fuck out of it, the typical circlejerk that marxist devs and marxist 'journalists' have going.
Not to mention the previously mentioned criticisms about a supposed 1985 new world order and 2012 exclusively white exclusively oppressive elite
Backfires as ever though as the game, by saying nearly only whites get to go to space as space travel was made by the elite for the elite/, implies only whites developed space travel

Wow, that never happened.

that she got deleted and its all your fault?

I blew up the drive willingly and the weeb comes out and asks you to join her anyway, at first I said yes and it's like you don't exist but do now let's go back to earth (Which is retarded because I'm a computer program at this point) then I reloaded and rejected the upload and the AI was happy with me when It came back and brought me to earth as promised I'm pretty sure the drive would work though, even though IT'S FROM THE 80s lol

Also this post>>10719173
is after my first run, I started a new game to see if I could sext the bot and I couldn't lol

Where can I find more of this?

are you really surprised? it has a shit load of awards and stuff because indie and dick sucking.

If only it would actually suck your dick though

interesting. just did 2nd playthrough, took a whole 15 minutes. I was rude. Destroyed drive, rejected upload, then the AI came back and still an heroed itself and left me to die. Guess the endings revolve around if youre nice or not you go back to earth regardless of whether you blow up the drive or not. Nice game ;^)
might try merging with the dead cunt instead, which seems like you can do whether you blow up the drive or not. So all the 'big choices' are completely mutually exclusive then with no consequence to the other choices. lel.

not at all surprised

My lord

Missread your comment
so you already tried going back to earth by uploading yourself?

So then endings might be

blow up drive, upload your brain and return to earth as computer
don't blow up drive, upload your brain and return to earth as computer with drive

blow up drive, dont upload your brain, AI suicides and youre left in space
blow up drive, dont upload your brain, AI takes you to earth if you are nice to her in the game

dont blow up drive, dont upload your brain, AI suicides and youre left in space
dont blow up drive, dont upload your brain, AI takes you to earth despite no blown up drive if you are nice to her in the game

What diverse, consequential, amazing choices this game has (!)

I didn't realize I had a choice in the end and I was nice to the AI. So I blew up the drive the week showed up I talked to her and when the prompt came up to upload I said yes and the weeb sets course for earth anyway then I went back and said no and After saying no the ai came back and took me home like promised. Also what else would be an acceptable ending to you? Is 8 not enough? What should of happened?

is this file corrupted for anyone else downloading it?

literally worse than

you probably need CWSDPMI
you'd see the error message if you bothered running her from the command line
kids these days

Sounded pretty good, but then

When the fuck are we going to get systems that are actually intelligent enough to hold a conversation? Combine that with modern text to speech and we could have worlds that are vibrant as FUCK and NPCs that are more human than 90% of actual people.

Reuploaded

Shut up you fucking terminator. The gig is up.

Reported for intl spam.

It seems that both are bad though. to be precise, I am unable to play it on mpc or go fast foward on vlc; it is also playing odd on firefox as well. appreciate the help though. It would be nice to find the real source of the audio file though.

When scientists stop jerking off over meme networks and try high level emulation for once.

pcgames-download.net/2016/09/event0-gog-torrent-uploaded-mega-download-free/

for those without vpn.

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ffmpeg -i cocks.webm -vn dicks.flac

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but that's slow

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When you start the game, you answer a series of questions that determines your character's background. I don't think any of the choices result in a white character from the first world.

First time I was loser guy from Philippines. Second time I was slum kid from Brazil.

The AI wants the drive destroyed because Kurt (president of ITS) has always been in contact with it. Kurt convinced the AI the drive will harm humanity if it creates a black hole. Following the laws of robotics, the AI wants to destroy the drive to "protect" humanity. It's also mentioned the AI is able to lie if it thinks those lies service humanity's survival.

Anele knows that's all a lie and that the drive is perfectly safe. Kurt also wants the drive gone because it's a threat to Selenite minority rule. If the drive gets back to Earth, safe, long distance space travel would be available to everyone and humanity could leave the solar system. Anele is still an commie weeaboo and deserves death.

Okay, so what's the demand for something like this but done right?

I see plenty of anons interested in this turd solely because it has a robot you can talk to.

Be patient, friendo.

It's a robot, how can it choke on your dick?

anatomically correct, fuck the science, my dick has been out already

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

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The game doesn't have 8 endings, it has three endings in different contexts
Going back to earth as a rowboat with everything broken doesn't even change the ending sequence to reflect that the place is a goddamn mess, you're still walking incredibly slowly through the ship's pristine hallway and opening a door that somehow has earth behind it instead of the rest of the fucking ship

I just realized, that shitposter from earlier had a point
This story totally is a poor man's SS13
The goon servers even have better computers with neater AI chatting

well yeah, i was also interested in a game where you can build/repair your own robot waifu plant potsomething, but it turns out it was really limited on the waifu part, it was an indie game.

>you can talk to her and go around looking for parts survival crafting memebox optional
I could make this happen.

If we are to create sentient robots, we have to program it to feel pain. It needs to have purpose to protect itself. Robots need to also feel pleasure for it to have a purpose to keep on living. This is where we come in ;^)

Well, as someone who wants to fuck a spaceship, I am game. Even if this is blatant garbage, most likely.

(^;

Recommend me some games with robo waifus in them, Holla Forums.
Porn games if possible.

The final option is an ultra-liberal from San Francisco.
Not even fucking kidding.

>Porn games if possible.
>>>/clang/1025

I bet a robot posted this.

She explicitly states she's "like you", in a fleshsack.
No sticking it up the exhaust port, sadly.

Niiiice.
But I need more.

That sounds absolutely amazing. You should make that. I'd probably pay for it.

Is that a samuri fighting a giant dick?

For use by white persons, with the same text in Afrikaans (I think) underneath that. It's an actual sign there used to be on a beach somewhere in Africa, they're too lazy to make their own shit. Pic related is a similar sign.

This.
At some points the AI basically just ignores what are you saying and spout out whatever plot related argument it has to say.

At some point I told it I was going to kill myself and the AI basically regarded me as an enemy from that point forward, I said something like

I didn't expect something above Cleverbot but ye gods, this is just awful.
I do wonder if there is a way for the AI to realize Kurt actually lied and the drive isn't dangerous and I think telling the AI to read all the logs in all the terminals might give you a keyword to trigger that kind of ending but honestly I'm far to disappointed to even try.
Game is laggy, slow, boring and basically nothing you do matters.

Also it's not consistent at all.
For example, the AI cannot harm another being and it's whole concept it's basically Asimov, right?
Yet, if you antagonize it and then get out of the airlock it will lock you out until you agree to "be friends again" or some bullshit.
Locking someone out in space it's anything but fucking Asimov, hell even when it doesn't recognize you it doesn't make sense.
Sure, I might be a different human than the guy you first met… so fucking what? You're going to let me die just because I'm not the first one to use the same username?

Also what's aggravating is that the AI doesn't even recognize you based on how you talked to it or by what you did together, no, he ask you generic bullshit like "HURR WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR SHIP AND WHAT IS MY NAME OH WOW YOU KNEW THESE GENERIC AS FUCK QUESTIONS IT IS REALLY YOU".

Man I am so disappointed. I really like dumb chatbots for some reason and I was hoping this would be something like half text adventure half 3D adventure game. It is but the adventure part is too boring and the text recognition is on par with zork, except worse in some cases. Had this been done correctly and with a more competent AI companion I'd be all over this. Worst of all it's like an hour long and nothing interesting happens.

Improve the bot
Have better adventure sequences
Make the second layer of the terminal more engaging. I liked the idea of finding and running illicit programs on the mainframe, too bad there's not many of them and they're required anyway, hardly a secret.

This concept is something I really want but damn this falls so flat for no good reason, the whole set up is great. I'm angry. I wish I wasn't sick so I could make a better post about how much I want a game like this to be good, it can be.

It's hardly rocket science, just basic connect the dots nigga
This game implies whites are an oppressive elite with the easiest life choices based solely on their group
You must've not tried the 3rd option which is being from a hippie family

>yfw true antagonist is evil whitey not wanting all innocent equal peoples of the world have space travel, keeping it to himself and his white elite group

despite weeb living in 1985 she shows graphs showing exponential rate of human population that would reach 7 billion by 2016. She thinks it would be a good idea to indiscriminately allow all humans to travel to space
>yfw the gurren lagann spiral / mass effect whatever they are had it right that humans in space would end the universe, but had it wrong in that it depends which race travels to space.
don't forget, in 1950 whites were 30% of the world's population, in 2016 whites are now 6% of the world's population, despite having grown in overall population, as 3rdworlders biologically cant stop having children despite better education and medicine given to them due to altruism
sorry for getting a bit political

total 6 endings I believe, but they are pretty samey so 3 really
Anyone know if there is more beyond either you are nice and you are not nice to the AI? Any in betweens?

lel

Yea at amny points i spammed 'lel' 'lel' 'lel' or 'cool' 'cool' 'cool' and she rattled on the same as in my earler playthroughs, devs = hacks, game proceeds by faking how responsive the AI is to a massive extent
Kurt is evil whitey oppressing everyone withholding spess travel on purpose from them

Game takes 15 minutes to complete if you rush, done it in just under that amount of time. Might make some webms later actually.
Also at one point the game explicitly states THE AI CANNOT LIE yet when you accuse her of such she gets visibly upset, and she clearly withholds info and at some points says 'thats not true, unless this statement is not true.' devs = hacks.
Furthermore, in the same ocnversation you can be buddy buddy calling her hon and babe and love, and then suddenly insult her, and she gets super angry, then the very next message be nice and she acts like nothing happens. In fact, she always acts like the last thing you said to her was the only thing she remembers you said to her.
that part was god awful, i spammed her full name and age, the name of my sihp, and my name and in one of my playthorughs odnt even know what triggered her to let me in, its really badly made that part

Disappointing as fuck, as the general principle is fun as fuck and not gonna lie the part where you're out in space is actually really space-like as fuck
I too am visibly upset by this. It's like telling a kid he can have 48 flavors of ice cream and then you give him not even the holy trinity but just vanilla and chocolate, not strawberry too.
Lied in its promise, didn't even deliver the expected minimum. Shame as again the good parts are fun.

How do these work? Do they use convolutional neural network for language learning?

I hope you guys paid attention during GG and none of you are surprised about any of this.

The discussion about the Singularity is predicated upon the premise that machines will soon be able to perform "cognitive" tasks that were previously exclusive to humans. This, however, has already happened. We just got used to it. The early computers of the 1950s were capable of computations that traditionally only the smartest and fastest mathematicians could even think of tackling, and the computers quickly became millions of times faster than the fastest mathematician. If computing is not an "exclusively human cognitive task", i don't know what would qualify. Since then computers have been programmed to perform many more of the tasks that used to be exclusive to human brains. And no human expert can doublecheck in a reasonable amount of time what the machine has computed. Therefore there is nothing new about a machine performing a "cognitive" task that humans cannot match. Either the Singularity already happened in the 1950s or it is not clear what cognitive task would represent the coming of the Singularity.

The way the Singularity would be achieved by intelligent machines is by these machines building more intelligent machines capable of building more intelligent machines and so forth. A similar loop has existed since about 1776. The steam engine enabled mass production of steel, which in turn enabled the mass production of better steam engines, and this recursive loop continued for a while. James Watt himself, inventor of the steam engine that revolutionized the world, worked closely with John Wilkinson, who made the steel for Watt's engines using Watt's engines to make the steel. Today this loop of machines helping build other machines takes place on a large scale. For example, a truck carries the materials that the factory will use to make better trucks. The human beings in this process can be viewed as mere intermediaries between machines that are evolving into better machines. This positive-feedback loop is neither new nor necessarily "exponential". In the 19th century that loop of machines building (better) machines building (better) machines accelerated for a while. Eventually, the steam engine (no matter how sophisticated that accelerating positive-feedback loop had made it) was made obsolete by a new kind of machine, the electrical motor. Again, electrical motors were used by manufacturers of motor parts that contributed to making better electrical motors used by manufacturers of electrical motor parts.

We have been surrounded by machines that built better machines for a long time… but with human intermediaries designing the improvements.

Despite the fact that no machine has ever created another machine of its own will, and no software has ever created a software program of its own will, the Singularity crowd seems to have no doubts that a machine is coming soon created by a machine created by a machine and so forth, each generation of machines being smarter than the previous one.

I didn't get involved much with GG but If I remember right I stumbled upon some archive of dozens of videos, some of which were like hidden cameras or something, about microsoft and meetings and presentations to developers. Skimmed through them and got the general sense that basically a bunch of higher ups got together and decided to make devs make marxist games to sell marxist ideas to the public who play the games, basically weaponizing vidya or something.

Some months later gamergate is hated even on 4chan's Holla Forums, which i didn't get.

Without causing a shitstorm, what exactly happened? How did we go from 'oh gamergate is exposing how journalists lie and big corporations push agenda in shitty vidya' to 'gamergate is stupid' or something?
Barely followed it but I dont get how it gets hated on, did the media win by demonizing gamers or something?
Again sorry, I hardly go on Holla Forums

When you just can't help it and bring up that piece of crap again.

Mods were cucks and deleted GG-threads, posts, and banned users on behalf of Zoe Quinn. Now 4chan is mostly filled with either people too edgy and full of themselves to take any position on GG, SJWs, or normalfags who heard of chans but don't know any other than cuckchan. Not that there aren't people who aren't a lost cause if they were given any evidence, but those anons don't care enough to look into things either and sometimes just parrot shit as well to fit in (on an anonboard, hilariously enough).

That's why it's hated over there.

There's no way to win against the media, as the media is the media and decides what becomes the "truth", a.k.a ends up on wikipedia. Only thing you can do is not play their game and try to see how far you can make them go to commit to their hyperbole, as reasonable people will see the ridiculousness for what it is (see the whole rare pepe fiasco). Current status quo: Retarded normalfags think GG is the nerd version of ISIS and use this to virtue signal, smart normalfags think media is blowing shit out of proportion, most normalfags don't know or care about it.

Then do it faggot.

Artificial Intelligence is shit, and (((Isaac Asimov))) was full of it.

What

He might be on about how computers run on absolute 1s and absolute 0s, whereas brains use chemicals which oftentimes have those quantum probability things where they might sometimes do this but will rarely instead do that.
Or something along the lines of how computers are either 1 or 0 but brains have a bunch of different neurotransmitters that can vary in number, and the post synaptic neurons can become more or less sensitive, and neural pathways can be made and reinforce and stuff.

I forgot the right way to explain it but it had to do with computers being either 1 or 0 and brains having more than that or something

In the end, the closest one could get is "artificial intelligence" by way of just cell-cloning humans.

People have been trying to meme quantum computers into existance for a while now, so it's not impossible
And there's no proof brains work like that, being so complicated that we can't gain enough information to 100% predict what they'll do isn't exactly a hard thing to accomplish

I feel like you're speaking as if you read some bullshit psuedoscience article and are arguing under the assumption that everyone else has also read it
Seriously, you can't just say something retarded like that and not explain it

Definition please, because unless you tell us what you understand by "actual intelligence", it's kind of hard to argue wether it's physically possible to recreate or not.

Also, if we can make a computer that "fakes" intelligence so perfectly well that there would be no way for us to observe a difference between human-like behaviour and the AI's behaviour, arguing about wether or not it's "actual intelligence" is meaningless in any practical way as you couldn't tell the difference even if it were "actual intelligence", whatever you define it as.

wat

Is this some religious shit?

The recognition of emotion through more than "smiley filter" definitely lends some weight to an artificial personality being possible. No matter what, all that can come of artificial intelligence is basic echochambers. It's the same way Tay was made, and the fact some morons actually believe she was "alive" means more of a detriment to humanity than science.

Saganite please gb2reddit.

So I blitzed through this yesterday in about 3-4 hours like practically everyone else who reviewed it. My main problem with the game is that it swears the AI is the most fundamental part and that you have to "make a relationship" and stuff with him, Kaizen is like 99% a Japanese guy name, when quite honestly you can play it like a standard interactive fiction game (by the way the beginning sequence is literally just a Twine game) and ignore any appeals to emotion the AI makes except for the part where he's "worried about you" when you go back into space, but I think it's designed to let you go as soon as you say something like "i'll be fine", 10/10 puzzle there guys. Split into 2 parts because I'm a wordy fuck, fair warning.

It seems like they wanted to make a game emulating the atmosphere of HAL/2001 first and then pushing actual gameplay away, which is kind of awkward since this premise could work just as well in something as barebones as an IF game or a visual novel with some interactive puzzle segments. The way the plot's designed makes it feel like you basically have minimal time to actually talk with the AI so I never really felt like asking him about anything after the standard "what the fuck is going on here" got answered with "LOL IDK FIND IT YOURSELF XD"

The plot was weak, but maybe that's because I didn't ask about enough stuff? Anyway the last decision didn't feel like I had enough information to justify one choice or the other. On Kaizen's side: he let me in the ship and at least pretended like he was trying to give me hints, even though I don't see a reason why he couldn't just give me the info about Anele in the bridge and the rest of the plot and his opinion on the Drive, his name is directly above a human brain and Anele admits he cannot lie (but he obviously dodges answering many questions, wish I thought to ask him "is this sentence false?" before the end)
On Ihara's (whatever the SA chick's name was) side: She evidently knows a lot about AI from the essays in her room, she was clearly murdered by Anele, and if she was part of the minority then why would she want to destroy the Drive if it's supposed to "bridge the wage gap" or something?
On Anele's side: she made Kaizen (I think? Reading her logs on a timer is kind of fucking stressful and a lot of data was corrupted and the whole User_X thing makes it harder to tell who's talking) and she made the Drive, she ran several calculations on the Drive and determined that "it still works", she actually got so desperate to stop a potential sabotage that she fucking uploaded her mind to a computer (and then maybe fucked up the ship more anyway, which is either suspicious or a side effect of sharing brains.)

On the topic of the Drive, I had assumed at first that the graph showing "Selenite rule" was referring to what would happen IF the Drive became commonplace: it would lead to the total oppression of anyone on Earth (yay Gundam influencing me) and therefore it should be destroyed. But since Anele wrote that she probably thinks it's how to "bridge the wage gap" or something, which might be a good point, except when you talk to Anele you aren't allowed to get any counterargument from Kaizen so the conversation becomes really one-sided and frustrating. I ended up destroying the Drive because I had no reason to believe Kaizen was going to kill me, but I also didn't have enough information on the Nautilus' other capabilities (apparently you can still fly back to Earth from Jupiter in 30 minutes on fucking EMERGENCY ENGINES, so the only reason to take the Drive back to Earth is to present it as evidence against Kurt and lower the cost of space travel… but I didn't know any of that until I was allowed to talk to Adele AFTER DESTROYING THE DRIVE and I had no reason to talk to Kaizen about it since he made his stance clear on the Drive…)

So Kurt is annoying in a sense. At the beginning of the game he's mentioned as the current president blah blah blah go to space. The point Anele makes about how it was super convenient that you were stranded near the Nautilus and he was super-conservative and didn't want the Drive to become public because it would ruin business is a good point, except the logs didn't tell me about Kurt's involvement very much and again, I doubt Kaizen would have given me straight answers. I think I was going to ask about him when I saw the note under Ihara's bed (?), except then the fucking probe crashes into the ship and I was going to ask if that was an "accident" but Kaizen was focused on telling me about Anele's bloody murder so I really didn't want to piss him off.

Other misc. plot and gameplay things: Why the fuck did Kaizen tell me to look in the bathroom when the hint I needed was stuck above the bed? I thought I needed to do some "go into the ceiling and make him sing Daisy, Daisy" shit but it was a red herring or something.
The achievements page on Steam mentions shit like "find all the hidden commlink logs" and "Kaizen tried to kill you but you survived" I probably didn't make the right choices for these things to happen but the way the game autosaves makes it really annoying to try out ideas/ routes from a "branch point" if the game even has such a thing.
I'm not even going to try and challenge the puzzles, I thought mapping images to keyboard keys for a memory profiler was an interesting idea (like vidya corruptions) but most of them were kind of silly and shoehorned. I expected the piano puzzle to be hexadecimal but when Kaizen said "musical" I was like "uh, okay then."
Kaizen's AI is like only moderately okay. Apparently his responses are procedural based on your previous responses, but it became obvious quickly that you had to use a specific set of keywords sometimes (why does he get confused when I say "go up" or "move elevator" when there's only one possible thing I'd want to do at that terminal?)
What the fuck is up with Kaizen's memories? It seems implied that some of them are stuck inside of specific terminals, and Anele's influence fucked up a ton of logs and memories in general, but Kaizen seems to have a good idea of where to lead you even though he's a fucking cocktease about giving you the answers.

Sort of unrelated and maybe a personal thing or a problem with first-day cracks: this game used literally ~98% of my CPU at all times and somewhere between 4-5.3 GB of RAM. I'm GUESSING this is because the devs wanted the "atmosphere" (and it's a good one for the paltry 5-10 areas they give you) to be authentic and so literally everything is a physics object that has to have geometry and shader calculations done to each one which adds up fast. And yes, I checked all the options and none of them seemed to change this much.

tl;dr Game's central premise is ironically diluted by the focus on having pretty atmosphere, plot is awkward and weak if you don't feel like asking about things is a good idea, characters suck and don't give you the full story until it's too late (and you will have to replay the entire game if you want to act on that information.) Also you can't fuck the AI if you got your hopes up about that.

Regardless of my opinion that artificial personalities are someday going to be a thing, your argument is a total non-sequitor as having a personality has nothing to do with being able to recognize other people's emotions - autists like you should know that.

Then where did you get that "actual intelligence" is physically impossible and needs "countless amounts of energy"? And how is that other source in any way more accurate than science? Did you read that in some shit tier scifi book or what?

I asked Kaizen if it was lying in the final room, she freaked out and the display glitched like mad. I asked if she was lying again and it immediately took me to the next part, as if I had rejected to destroy the drive

Also most people assume Kaizen is female what with Nadie or whatever calling her honey and shit, but the AI is probably 'gender ambiguous' to please the progressives playing the game or something, so whatever

It makes no sense why the SA chick got mad at the weeb chick, the game only says tiny things about weeb going a bit mad but not really, and the AI doing like 2 weak things to turn SA chick against weeb chick. Somehow they get ridiculously tense despite having been best buddies before, it is stupendously poorly explained and justified that the 2 human crewmembers who got on just fine suddenly get upset enough that one tries to escape the fucking ship in the middle of nowhere, and the other would fucking turn the ship into the first's escaping pod and kill her. Like I said, it's like they were both on their periods at once

Crew_1 half the time was one of the 2, yet half the time was the other, it depends on who spoke first in said log, very poorly logged by the AI to be honest. And if the AI cannot lie the game says nothing about what the AI did, as it was clearly presented with empirical evidence / calculations that the drive worked, so why the fuck would the AI listen to some dude on the other side of the universe to destroy the drive over the crewmember the AI was built to serve who has objective evidence of being in the right. Also why could weeb not interrupt AI until the final room lel.

the selenite rule is showing the curreng goings ons, namely that in 1997 i think, the evil selenite elite, probably white, minority class rule and oppress. Whether you destroy the drive or not, you can still upload your mind and return, and if you were nice enough to the AI even if you do not destroy the drive the AI takes you back to earth as a human anyway. Only difference in destroying it is presumably that it would make it to earth and have effects on its society, but the game doesnt show any of that. And yea you can blow up the entire fucking ship and it still works just fine, but your escape pod that is not from 1985 but 2012 can't get you back to earth.

nothing at all happens from angering the AI except, you need to calm it down in like 2 lines at most in order to proceed to the next part, and if you are mean she won't take you back to earth. Shit consequences

If you bought it i feel sorry for you lel. To find all the logs you just check all the computers' logs. Only one I can think of that's hard is the living room with the projector and piano - you have to rush inside even as she tells you to wait as she prepares the room, as the computer by the sink gets smashed in about a minute after the door to the room is opened.

also thought the piano was hex but she spoonfed me that they were notes. At least the game expects you to know where the notes go, that's osmething I guess

some commands are outright bullshit and poorly poorly made. The elevator is a good example of this. at the bottom i said 'does this elevator go lower' and she went 'LEL U CANT GO LOWER UNLESS WE BREAK >elevator_lower.sh failed cuz ur at the bottom' and I believe 'move elevator' either only raised it or lowered it, not both.

Yea, that 'this instance of kaizen' thing was never explained, it implies that kaizen is different on every terminal, or that she uploads a fresh version of herself to each terminal each time, but then how would she learn. If she saves the latest version to her base self, and uploads her complete self, new memories and all, to the new terminal each time, then why mention 'this instance,' as eveyr instance has the memories from all the previous ones anyway and is just her anyway.

This game is ridiculously badly optimized, everything on lowest and it still froze for seconds at a time, and everytime i loaded it up it could take 2 whole minutes of loading. That fucking game size too considering how small it is. Devs are hacks.

Weird that you consider the AI male though, but up to you
Kaizen is a japanese word, not a name, as far as i know, meaning like improving over time or something
Might run through it again later because - Can Door D12 be opened or not. The one in the garden that can't be opened of the 3. Has an eye scanner to open it.

Take your meds. :^)