4 AM

Fuck Holla Forums and fuck 99% of Holla Forums.

I'm too exhausted to write a comprehensive list of reasons why I hate most of this website, but I want you to know that I love everyone who posts in these threads.

Sleep is a merciless bitch. Anywho, how's life user?

Whats got your schedule all fucked up user?

Love you too user.

I've found I barely browse any of 8ch anymore. Just check like 2 boards once a day and then go fuck off to play vidya.

Is it anything like Critical Depth?

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Got to admit, outside of 4am threads and a few other ones, I really don't post much anymore. Just not much people are real prone to discussing that I feel like I have decent input to add.

Anno 2070 duh.

I don't think I'm ever finishing Serious Sam 3.
Fuck, I don't know. That's a very competitive category. I'll go with EYE

it's a gud song

Going to have to get my full GED today. The goal was to be an "early high school grad" but mom procrastinated to the point it wasn't even funny anymore a year ago.

Holla Forums, music, and staying up late to watch JJBA with someone I know.

I feel special.

I just mixed my vodka with a hot chocolate. I have no idea why I thought this was a good idea. Other than that I've been playing Dead Rising all day. Happy to be finally playing it.

I've been meaning to try out King's field but the right analogue stick on my Dualshock 3 controller's fucked and always looks down. I need to unscrew it and fix it.

But I hate you, you gigantic fucking faggot. Why don't you kill yourself before you have any offspring you waste of space.

Guessing it doesn't count if the setting is technically somewhere in the future, but the aesthetic/tech level is in the past?

Morning. I'm bored at work.

hello bored at work my name is wolfspider

Mornin folks
Day 2 of sobriety almost failed. Angrily threw out my weed and peripherals to make sure I can't go back.
Ordered a birthday present for my friend and a couple gifts for myself too, hopefully it'll be in by the 20th
Thinking of keeping a dream journal, I have wildly vivid dreams but can never remember anything. Well see how that goes

Starcraft Brood War

Except for this guy:

Avatarfags are faggots but rulecucks are much worse. At least avatarfags are usually friendly.

It's more like a space flight shooter than anything else, actually, except with the natural restraints of water and gravity applied. The whole game has this grimy, futuristic aesthetic and a lot of vaguely body-horror designs. It's definitely worth playing.

The answer is to cheat, obviously.

I've been up playing MH3U while watching over a sick puppy who threw up a concerning amount of times after some shots today.
She's gonna be alright. I think

Unleash your inner Arino and never give up Peko!

At least you had fun doing it!

Kings field doesn't use the analogue sticks cause its so fucking old. So you can emulate it anyway if you want user.

Good luck on it, how long until you get your results?

How did I not know this
all of my fucking boner. If samus wasn't mute in most games, it's not a stretch to imagine her being something like samanya personality wise.
Damn this pleases me on so many levels, the only problem is her hair turns red or pink in-engine

Is it Fallout 4?

Regaining some slowly, actually, I think. Last few days have been quite the ride. I got my mom an interview at my work, and she's a recovered drug addict with 21 months clean off methamphetamine.

I talked to my gf about wanting to seperate. I've been really paranoid about how much I actually want to be with her or in a relationship at all. I kind of skipped the formative years of my youth where I got to be a bachelor and kind of just have a good time and not worry about girlfriends or anything other then "do I got the money to party".

She's moving out soon and I'm keeping our apartment. I'm helping her pay for the car we got together with the stipend that I get to use it sometimes to get groceries. I'm just glad we're still friends. I'm pretty sure we're gonna end up back together in the future once I stop thinking she ruined my wonder years hue

I also got an interview on thursday at another hotel. I need a part time job in addition to my night audit shift or I won't have any money when gf leaves.

For a second I thought you were implying you gave the dog alcohol.

Hello bored at work, I'm dad.

Sorry about the puppy. I know I'd be freaking out if it were my cat doing that. Pet it for me!

Don't want to be mean but hope you are ready to take her back after shes had half a mile of cock in her.

too bad the rest of the game is shit

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Dad I thought you were dead

Yeah. Played Bully all day. Getting pretty samey but holy shit who fucking thought it was a good idea to have a fucking math test in the middle of the game? Passed it though I failed miserably in the english test.
Dark Crusade, or SupCom.

Thanks, user. I love you too. I've been really trying my hardest to make good, informative posts in other threads recently but there's only so much I can do.

Something I only figured out on the final level, you can charge your cannon shot and fucking obliterate those giant demon guys with it.
Also it has mulitplayer so set something up and I'll join. After I've installed it so if you're gonna, give me a while so I can redownload it on my 1mb/s internet.

I guess I could have worded that better.

The first week is usually the hardest when quitting anything fam. You're already almost halfway past the most difficult part.

Looks like drake in thumbnails

No, but the vibe is similar in some ways I suppose.

Do you get to knock Cthulhu's shit in?

I like it at least

Already put her to bed in her kennel. I'm gonna end up sleeping through the day today as a result though. She'll have her pets in the morning.

I've been steadily gaining control for a while but now I'm back in this thread, so I'm not sure anymore.

Deus Ex was a good futuristic game but it wasn't "great".

Little bastard'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

In other news, I ordered some chicken tendies from the Denny's in the parking lot next to my hotel. The lady at the counter gave me a big discoutn cuz my hotel gives her a lot of business. I ordered some fries, too, and she was nice enough to give me an entire extra side order of fries for free.

Also I forgot to ask for a drink and when I brought it up after paying, she just gave me a soda for free. Heck yeah.

Also tried to watch the new Berserk at work tonight and the CG art is fucking terrible. I hate it. It drags the show down so much. Why am I watching an anime of just bad vidya game cutscenes?

Virgin worship is utmost faggotry. It's not like the fact that a woman fucked people in her past should matter. You're not going to find all the dicks she's had hiding inside of her vagoo.

I love starcraft, like the huge blizzdrone I am. It's simply my most defining game, and to this day I can still play it and not get bored. Second in line would be DoW2 only because Tyranids, and DoW1 after.
Zerg or Tyranid, 4am?

She any kind of special breed or anything?

Whats got you up so late user?

I hope I crash and die before i get to work

Nids4lyfe
Been playing them since 4e

Wat do?

There's a giant horrible sea monster that appears later in the game, so kinda.

Mostly you just kill pirates and mutant dudes in boats.

I just need to git gud, and then do that over and over again because it's only going to get crazier

That's the plan. A couple levels back I was pretty sure it had me beat but I held on alright.

Don't bother, I pirated.
I haven't even seen them yet. I'm drowning in spiders and mechanoids, then getting raped to death by bulls and skells if I manage to survive long enough. I'll keep the charge shot in mind when I get to them.

Indeed I did.

No clue, but I plan on taking the constitution test today.

Congratulations on your mother's success user, will you be doing anything to celebrate on the two year anniversary?

learn dnd and do that

Wait so you are living together and you haven't fucked her?

I didn't assume she was a virgin user.

I've been there user, you hate the job in particular or just working in general?

What kind of games do you want to play user?

Nids are stronger.

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Get some actual friends more in line with your tastes?

Oh, and thanks for giving me an excuse to post this again.

Right, I'm not saying the same thing twice in a row. The constitution test is the final segment of the test, so if I pass it, I pass the whole ordeal.

I hope so.

Nah just a mix of Jack Russell and blue heeler and something else I think.

Anyone know if Rune runs fine on Windows 7? Been thinking about trying it out.

To be fair I'm usually too lazy to even do that.

It's Dad not dead. No "E"

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These guys.
You should have had a really close encounter with one of them when you got the c4. If you really haven't seen them then you're not even near the final level.

Probably not. I should, though… Maybe I will, user.

We been dating for a year and a half, we've had sex, I'm just saying that worshipping women that don't have a lot of sex doesn't really make sense.

Are there cowboys?

No, no, I know what you're talking about, I just haven't run into them in this level yet

sea shanty's are great, I wish more games did them proper like blackflag did

Well, in what sense? For sure they have way larger numbers, but in a fair skirmish I believe it's closer to a stalemate rather than a decisive victory one way or the other

When you finally beat it, its going to be the best feeling ever. I love finally conquering a game I didn't think I could.

I had a jack russell mix when I was a kid, hope you are ready for that energy.

What did you dip the tendies in, or did you eat them without sauce?

I wanna get into dnd, but it seems like no one in my area wants/knows how to play.

Anything that isn't boring, really.

inb4 cuck but I like slutty women much more than "pure" women. I don't even know if slutty is the right word, it's more of a turn-on than an insult.

I've been having trouble sleeping for the last few nights because of a fucked up new medicine which is also giving me dry orgasms. So I said fuck it and started drinking a lot of caffeine again.

I'd be inclined to agree, but kerrigan got some bullshit Mary sue magical powers throughout sc2

Necron.

Would you want some woman who has had over a hundred dicks in her ass looking after your kids?

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do it online

That could be arranged

roll20.net/

Theres online dnd if you want to try it out. Roll20 has tons of games, dunno how easy it is to find groups without knowing someone though on there.

As long as it evens out you'll probably stay on track to gaining control.

And that dry bit sounds really convenient honestly.

It's time to play the game.
WHAT'S THIS GAME?

I've abandoned my controller in the corner of my room until it gets fixed. It's going to keep annoying me until I fix it even if I'm not using it.

GET OUT!

Saging in response of nonsensical namefagging.

Somewhat. More along the lines of wanderers that take assignments for commission (some of them are decent enough, but there's also some real jackass ones), though there's a few actual cowboys and farmers on what few ranches are still operating.

Final Fantasy VIII?

FF8!

Yeah that definitely sounds like Cthulhu. That wacky goofball.

keep'um coming

Your loss, boyscout.

Have you got the one about sailing off for american gold but being a broken man after being conscripted to fight in the navy instead?

LEAVE NO ONE ALIVE
LET NO ONE SURVIVE

Hey dudes, your pizza is ready

>>>/oven/

Zerg have quite a few units, but they cap at like maybe 20 or so. Their strongest unit being what, an Ultralisk? Meanwhile, Tyranids have massive fucking hive-ships and from what I understand, many more planets conquered simply due to the vast size of the WH40k universe compared to the Starcraft universe.

'nids also have much better loadouts. Zerg units have some upgrades, but the 'nids are really good at just customizing what they have to perfectly counter their opponents.

Compare one nid Carnifex who can have 4 different loadouts for different situations to an Ultralisk, their zerg variants. BIGGER TEEFIES isn't gonna do shit when the Carnifex can just backstep around the fucking things and shoot acid and boulders and shit at them.

Right.

Here's another one.

Well whenever you do get the results be sure to tell us user. Hope you pass man.

Conkers bad fur day?

There's a difference?

Well that's a dead give away.

It's not my fault I can't be assed to like winning enough to put in the effort.

Will do. Thanks.
This is my first time posting in one of these

I think I just need to fall back a couple checkpoints. I started running ahead thinking some enemies were infinitely spawning, but a video I just looked at showed they eventually stopped. Only issue is that guy was playing on normal and I'm on hard, so either I'm right or I'm in for a very long and drawn out fight

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I'm sure she'll love the fact that you did a little something to celebrate the hard work she put in. Plus it's a free excuse to splurge a bit, and that's always fun right?

Good morning /4am/!
Don't give up on live!

If want to live your dreams, you have to wake up first.

So stop dreaming, stop blaming others for everything bad happening to you, find out what you want and just do it!

Also Holla Forums is doing a campaign on winter break if you're intrested.

>She's a SEA mongrel
WHY GOD DAMMIT

You know how I do

I have some pretty degenerate fetishes but I don't see how that would make me a bad parent. Same thing applies to a woman having a lot of sex, I guess.

It's more painful than you would think.

Okay. This time it should be far harder to guess.

That shows every time we play cowboys :^)

Just havin a laugh, you aren't horrible

Good luck with that then! Running is probably the best option if you gotta conserve stuff.

What if I want to just stay NEET and play vidya all day?

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Ranch and BBQ sauce. Not together, just dippped what I wanted when I wanted. I have a lot of GBP points saved up cuz I got my mom a job but I didn't feel like using them.

Try meetup.com or other meetup apps/websites in your city. Try leddit. I met a super attractive alpha male firefighter guy and he loves to play dnd and we bro up and go to the bars after we game using reddit.

Sluts have fucked more and have learned more / learned to do more things. Virgins are picky fucks and usually won't do all the crazy shit you want.

Kerrigan is a cunt. She'd get fucked by any decent 'nid hivelord right in her stupid zerg pussy. Fuck her.

Why do you want to have kids? Fuck children, they're only good for sexxing and labor.

Well actually the Zerg act in a similar way, with certain strains developing different mutations to widen their arsenal. It's not like they aren't as versatile; iirc Ultralisk have a tararsque strain that has them revive once upon dying, another strain that gives them noxious clouds, even other strains that allow them to burrow-charge an enemy. Besides, Ultralisk isn't the epitome of Zerg massive units, it's merely one of their most common ones. They have Brutalisks (convienently they have ranged and melee attacks) which are comparable to bio-titans for Nids.

I was here first. Next time show up 65,000,000 years early to the party bitch nigga.

Do they sling guns at high noon?

Just do it user, half asian half whities are cute at least.

Describe it.

Gonna guess some ultima game, not sure which one though.

dethklok is pretty good, if not lefty shit

gay is a happy and faggot is a pile of sticks duh

this isn't my sea stantys, this isn't my sea stankys at al!

you do lots of voodoo that you do, so very well

I was going to learn the D&D thing until I found out that the discord was full of meme-worshippers.

Thanks fam primo shit right there.

That's fine, it's your life and if you just want to relax and play games that's fine.
Nothing wrong with doing nothing.

But they're not white. God dammit all I want is kids with blonde hair and blue eyes like me.

You don't worship memes? what are you a faggot?

Not the last time, I hope.

it keeps the gays away you know

On reddit, memes are bad and won't get you upvotes if you meme too much people will call you out on your unoriginality with downvotes memes are bad and won't get you upvotes.

More people need to realize this. The meaning of life is pleasure. You don't need to be "successful" or have goals to attain that.

Do you love this girl?

Why are you dating an asian if you are all white makes right anyway?

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Ultima 1.

Tomorrow, if I'm not bogged down by school work, I'll probably finish it. If nothing else I want to make it to the boss

What?

Oh, user, you're a master of flattery.

Everything will be fire.

SEA?

Maybe, but there's not really a case in the series with a duel happening in that style.

Game I was talking about does open with a good old mexican standoff.

I mean I like her a lot I wouldn't say love, and we're not dating, we're just friends right now, but I'm pretty sure she's into me.

If I'm not in last place that's good enough for me.

Southeast Asia I assume

I wish finding a good group was easy. I'd DM happily a good campaign right now if you asked me, as long as I was guaranteed a good fun group of PC's.
On an unrelated note, one of our party members died today.

Oh I know I can do it, I just can't be bothered to.

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The Zerg swarm is competing with terrans, who are basically a group of criminal/forced colonists that developed their own society something like 500 years in the future on something like 11-14 planets. The tyranids are competing with Imperial forces who have covered the galaxy over 40,000 years in the future and occupy untold hundreds of thousands of planets each with billions of citizens.

The scale here is much more massive the 'nids are an easy win. If we're just talking about skirmishes here, I still give it to the nids. Bio-titans are flat out bigger and stronger then anything they have.

Looks like you finally stumped me!

Ganbatte!

Ohh well sounds like you have a lot of choices to make.

Do you think you could love her?

Nice. Very nice. What are you gonna use the rest of them on?

that's better lad

it's not even mine anymore

Oh wait, just remembered, one of the opening FMVs for that game does have one between the MC and one of their rivals. Doesn't actually play out that way in the game though.

Also, maybe it's just me, but I think it would be a bit hard to have a fair high noon duel between someone using quick draw revolvers and the other person using a heavy bayonetted rifle.

How do you buy weed of the internet

nothing

Imagine the tube that connects your dick and balls is partially (not entirely) blocked. Then imagine that the blocked semen just shoots back to where it came from and spins around in your balls for a minute or two.

These aren't normal, wholesome memes. Once I heard a guy talk about being "redpilled" without any slight hint of irony at all.

What would you personally consider a bad meme?

South East Asian, like Thai and shit.

If she could give me blonde haired, blue eyed kids yes.

Don't be silly, they're just action figures. Don't break them though.

Well in either case you're totally correct, if we're talking actual scale the Nids could singlehandedly end the starcraft universe. I just think the Zerg have a grander chance of surivival than other sc races in the w40k universe. Besides, in my head, the Zerg would join the Nids.

Sounds comfy.

I have the opposite thing going on, if I don't get top score or close to it I'm stressing out the whole time.

F

Yeah I figured as much. I always got invited to groups so no clue really how roll20 works if you are a random looking for a group or anything.

Everything.

What, it wasn't noticeable when you met her before? Or are you just disappointed in general?

To be fair the Discord is pretty dead atm. A fuckton of people left.

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I aim to please.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sounds fucking awful. Why not just stop jerking off and enjoy a huge fap when the effect goes away.

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Well don't keep me in suspense fam what's the game?

Quake.

But it has your taint! Are you improving yourself as a human being yet?

Anything that replaces actual humor with shitty "muh imageboard culture" references.

Obviously I fucking knew she was SEA when I met her, the problem is she's the most perfect woman I've ever met and she's not white, it's like life is playing a cruel fucking joke on me, giving me everything I've ever wanted in a woman, but not the most simple, yet most important thing which is her skin color.

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All I need to do is just do a few slayer tasks on my friend's shitscape account for him and I'll be able to participate in the thread more freely.

Deus Ex, though I'm not sure if it's the original or Invisible War

Dues ex based on aug.

And yeah of course I'd fail quake. Surprised I got ultima with my dislike of pc gaming honestly.

Thanks man.

Don't be afraid to use filters and hide things on here, by the way. This site is only as bad as you let it be.

We even have a report button.

Being an overachiever was never my thing. Not for a long time anyway.

Are you really surprised?

could be worse, he coulda been brown pilled

action figures are for looking after, I agree

o.k now lets do some weeb shit

can't till I get some med that fixes me joints enough

Can we just skip to the fun part of the thread where someone posts a konata image and then the konatafag appears and then we all start posting cute anime girls and then the mods ban us?

Hey guys. How you feeling tonight?

Went to job orientation. Was kind of a mess. Felt somewhat stressed out during the whole process because they were pretty unorganized over there. Have to go back at 8 in the morning.

I'm tired as hell, I did too much today. I hope I actually like working there because the orientation left a bad taste in my mouth. I also had to miss a class to go to orientation, which kind of sucks.

How long's that gonna take? It's not too boring is it?

Video games are like the only thing I do. So I gotta be good at them.

Dude if the orientation was unorganized and shit that probably means they are lax about stuff. Which means this easy job will be even easier. Unless your boss is a dick or something.

gonna have to learn to at least tolerate it

No

That game isn't too boring in moderation, but it's not cheap in moderation, either. He's asked me to fill the gaps while he's asleep and at work on occasion.

Original Dude Sex.

I wouldn't mind doing that but I at least want to see how far I can go through with this manual shit.

That's why I keep them in the box, so I can sell them for millions when I'm 100 years old.

Wild Arms 3. Setting is nigh post-apocalyptic desert shithole with wild-west vibe, where even the oceans have dried up into vast dune seas. Monsters abound in the wastes and humanity is on the decline between them and the water shortage. And no one seems to have any proper memory of the past beyond a certain point.

The kicker that makes it set in the future is that humanity (classed as "neosapians" by the time the game takes place) isn't native to that planet to begin with, and had traversed the sea of stars in a spaceship prior to arriving. The crashed ship is on a desolate island in the sandsea, and a borderline cult has set up camp, trying to gather scattered tech to try to power it up again to flee the planet since within a few years it won't be able to support any form of life at all. It actually sets up a neat idea with the rest of the series, provided they're all the same exact incarnation of the planet at different time periods (the devs have been wishy washy about it).

Hello Dad, how are you posting while asleep

saving up for mummy to buy me some prostitutes for some blowey joeys

and some mountain dew baja blast cases ;)

There's somethign to be said about the nid's possibly overcoming the Zerg hivemind and adopting them. It's been done before. The Squigs that the orks use have been genetically imprinted and adopted by nid swarms in the past.

Are any of you neets looking for a job? Want any help?

Free country.

Quite obviously Hitman. I think 2?

Hitman

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Actually, my main problem is with the moderation itself.

Same as always m8r. Did you have any good experiences at orientation at least, or was it all a shit show?

what's with that thread with the guy who has poop in his mouth

it's in like every backwater board nobody uses on the front page

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Sir Reginald died for our sins.

I don't do anything and I'm not even good at that.

One word questions will also get you downvotes

Brownpill, I'm guessing? Pretty much copypasta spam. /vr/ still has one up sine the owner and hotpockets there never bother to clean shit up anymore, having written Holla Forums off as being compromised (and making their own chan).

Do you at least get something in return from the guy?

Being good at games just usually means putting time into them. Start playing games 12 hours a day!

Nope. Don't need to. I've known him since kindergarten.

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Sounds like a mix of westerns and mad max.

I know how it feels.

Sometimes I consider trying to become a janitor and purging Holla Forums

not of things like this thread, but of far worse things

but that'll probably never happen

Blood Money.

You'll find out when you're older.

Yeah, that would be my dream crossover. Fuck I love the zerg and the nids.
God yes.

1 v 1 me fag and see if you still be sayin that tomorrow when I'm banga ur mum

NV

Yeah I suppose you are right. I'll see how tomorrow goes and go from there. If the job sucks then I'll quit. If it's chill then I'll stay. Apparently the job is mostly seasonal, and I will be on-call. They did offer me a position with a more steady schedule, they also said it will be more relaxed since I will be at a movie studio, basically being nice and giving V.I.P treatment or something.

Wasn't a complete shitshow. I talked to one cool nig who seemed pretty well educated. There were some black people that acted like your usual nig-nogs. Actually half of the people there were black. We just sat watching training videos and filling out paperwork for about 6 hours.

Oh boy mountain dew? For reals?

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
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Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin Holla Forums maymays, this one is the readl deal.

Well here's lesson number one, you can never have expectations that are too low when it comes to me.

Okay I'm older, now explain

Yep.

Okay I'm done for now.

"Weird west" is apparently the proper classification. Mix of sci-fi, fantasy/supernatural, and western, with the degree varying depending on the entry. That one's the most western in tone.

I'm still angry Sony didn't even give enough of a shit to make sure the description for the PSN release couldn't even get the terminology for the wanderers down, calling them "Drivers" instead of "Drifters."

what have I done

I used to do that with meme fortress and that didn't get me anywhere.

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Stick with it for as long as you can before you quit if you don't end up liking it.

Money is money.

Go more obscure next time!

At least you got those trips.

Companionship is it's own gift, afterall.

I think it's only bad because of the discord cliche and every mod seems to just do whatever they want

I need to listen to all of eurobeat songs all at once

G'morning faggots
I'm a bit late to the party

Deus ex
I don't really play much futuristic games

you've released hell upon this thread

ritsu a shit

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It got me somewhere, I can tell you that.

Now I just wish I could get out

Email me at this temp email address. I'll help you out, user. [email protected]/* */

Goes for anyone in the thread. If you're interested in good ways to start realistically actually looking and succeeded at getting jobs, just message me at this email. I just scored an interview at a really cozy hotel about 12 hours after I started looking for a job in the first place.

Reminds me of my first job, except everyone was black. Shit there weren't even any mexicans.

Boring!

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I could have but I wanted at least you fags to guess it.

Go to your room.

wew lad, I meant the moderation is too strict and arbitrary already

this tbh fam

Have you ever tried learning a song on an instrument you don't know how to play?

You invoked the powerword.
Ya shouldn't have done that.

I wish I could get back in to meme fortress. What makes you say such things?

Couldn't have said it better myself. Feels like all I do nowadays is be the rock for all my steam friends. Just the other day, I helped this guy date the girl he's been wanting to. She's named Allegra, and his pet name for her is sniffles. I feel wanted and secure, despite unemployment.

I was referring to the movie. Is the game any good though?

Okay, I'm in my room and older, now explain?

there will never be a MGR2

I used to play the saxophone as a kid, so yeah

Lucky channel was the only good part of lucky star.

Gotta start filtering them more at least. Clues like caps and stuff made it way too easy.

Oh, I see.

All the more reason to not bother, I don't want to upset you guys.

I was shooting for octs

Not really what I was asking. Did you learn a song on a unrelated instrument you don't know how to play? I've been practicing one specific music piece on the piano and my right hand hurts like hell.

I was referring to the movie too with that; the PSN description for WA3 makes it sound like some Mad Max style car racing/combat game since whoever did it didn't properly proofread the text.

WA3 or Mad Max? WA3's really good if you enjoy PS2 era JRPGs. Can't speak much on Max Max since I never played it.

Too lazy to bother with it right now.

It's that time again. Goodnight everyone

Taking them out of the box lowers their value. Damn nerds being all uppity.

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See thats why I set my goals low.

Maybe I'll do a few tomorrow if I remember tomorrow night before the thread.

Night peko!

Friendly reminder that every Mad Max movie except Road Warrior was fucking awful.

Friendly reminder that Road Warrior was average at best.

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I hate the light anyway.

i bet your one of those people who skipped right to the end to watch your loli waifu and jack off

Why would you ever want to leave?

Make sure to hang yourself before you fall asleep!

MGR's a whole different case fam.

I'm at this point where I'm arguably good at the game, and I like the game in and of itself, but I hate most of the playerbase so a lot of my options are shot. Nobody gets along with anyone and I have the chat blocked so Competitive and MvM are a no-go.

I've just been playing Casual for eternity, nothing happens and nothing changes.

I'm going to play until I hit the Cas level cap and we'll see what happens I guess.

just git gud

they don't get lonely then

daft punk is 2guds, I miss daft punkguy

It's a rewarding feeling, that's for sure. Everybody needs someone to talk to sometimes, it's good being that someone.

And also this. I can't leave. It's too late.

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competitive queue was a mistake

Finish your homework.

You two want to play a game together soon?

I can't tell if the best part is being respected or effective, sometimes.

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It was probably because it was an older game, or just got a shit translation of the description.

That's what I'm doing. Why else would I practice two hours a day? It's actually been very fun, and kept me reasonably distracted too.

I should try that some time.

why can't i join?

zulu 40k will never be a thing again

because you're a nerd

I can't even remember most of it tbh.

What's Pony Furtress 2 like right now? I haven't played in about three years.

I want to lean the Piano but since that shit's expensive and I haven't got the time, money nor space to learn it I've abandoned the dream.

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Mexicans can be cool, unless they are gangsters. What was your first job?

I definitely would like some money, so I'll take that to heart. Growing up sucks, unless you grow up to be successful.

They're not lonely, just in their boxes.

2 hour long queue times and esports shitters

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I'm not doing anything saturday, I hope.

Oh, but you can.

I idle votekick any horse fuckers I see and it works 50/50. If it doesn't, I just stomp the faggot and his team. Haven't seen any furfags in a month.

If you are spending 2 hours a day on the instrument, why learn just one song and not just learn to play the piano?

Its how I do every job and you know how much I love being NEET so.

Plus if you push yourself with it for a long time, quitting is just that much sweeter.

I suppose I might be interested.

My steam account is mczee123 if you need to add me

Balance changes, some new maps, and pubs were replaced with a matchmaking lobby system; there's also ranked matches too

I'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. No need for worries m8.

The thing is that the game's been out since like 2002 or so and the game's translation itself struck me as really good. I don't think the PS4 rerelease uses a different translation (especially since Japan didn't even get the rerelease). Probably a case of autocorrect or something screwing shit up in them having to write a new description for the rerelease's page and not caring enough to double check it.

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Existence is just a synonym for suffering.

You're a nerd, nerd.

I'm lucky enough to have a piano in my house. No one uses it, I'm a full time neet until the 19th, and I have probably autistic inspiration to go through with it.

Because that would require far more effort than what I'm currently doing. If anything, I rather learn the guitar / drums, or better yet just get better at singing. Although your question does have some merit, as I have reason to learn instruments.

Enjoying my day off from work. Wondering what I should play.

I think Neotokyo is my favorite. I haven't played that many futuristic games.

alright let's do this
/id/Applefetus/

Walmart. I have never in my life been more depressed than when I was at that place.

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING METAL

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how many webms do you have?

in the dark with no one to enjoy them

you're a anexistence

I never once did

Any good stories come out of it though, given some of the shit that happens at walmart?

Do it! If its fun and keeping you distracted from stuff, and you have the time to put 2 hours into it each day then you will end up being able to learn an instrument for sure.

I'd get a guitar over drums if I were you. Can be had for much much cheaper and honestly drums are bitch to move and set up.

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No results

It's the antagonist T-rex with an eye that got blown up by an rpg. But it gets eaten by pic related.

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Oh well, I don't think it's so major that someone will get demand a refund or something about it.

tell me yours then we'll see how that goes

Doing god's work.

You can't be serious.

What've you got?

I'm completely serious.

I've gotten used to it but it puts a lot of people off.

Did I mention there's coincidentally a drum set in my basement lying around being not-used by the rest of my family?

id/Brainal
why are we egregiously using spoilers

I've always seen it as such.

Y-you too…

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My trainer almost fucking died on the first night and the manager demanded that they hurry up and get back to work.

are you the one with the bebop avatar

Whats up with your family and stray instruments everywhere?

Wait you've worked before smoke?

Too late. You're king nerd.

Amen to that, brother.

Ghirahim.

True, but there's no driving to be done at all. You either walk from town to town, ride around on horses, or fly around in a biomechanical dragon that can shift into a fighter jet.

Storytime?

So Valve took away the one thing that kept the whole community together after so long and tried to turn it in CS:GO Special Snowflake edition? This cannot be real.

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Yeah years ago. A few months of minimum wage was enough to convince me to actually work towards getting a degree so that I'll never have to do that again.

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Our neighbours were going to throw out the piano, so we just took it instead. The drums were originally my younger sisters, but she kind of gave up on learning them after a few months. A shame, would have been cool.

Thats funny, a few months of min wage was enough to convince me to be NEET for the rest of my life.

no u

that's King Nerdington the 4th to you peasant!

count them autistically for me then

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Add on all the mods and basically made the whole modding scene irrevelant exactly like what happened with CS:GO. Look how well the surfing, jailbreak and Gungame communities went when they enforced matchmaking after the beta.

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Girls playing drums are the best!

And guess you should try them out then!

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Mutiny when?

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using your fingers now

off with their heads

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I was working backroom moving big boxes of shit to the front so they could get the small boxes of shit out of the big boxes of shit. For example, a 12 pack of bleach in a cardboard box. On the first night some old black lady, who was real nice, was teaching me about how to scan the label to get the inventory system to know that we were checking the box off the shelves. She was reaching for a box on the shelf when it spilled over while she was midsentence and bam, a ton of detergent or some horrible shit that'll kill you if you swallow it got right in her mouth and she started coughing up a lung. I tried to get her to run off to the bathroom or something to get that shit out of her throat before she died and she bumps into the manager, asking her why she's running off. When he sees all that toxic shit in her mouth he just tells her to hurry up and get back to work. Not a great first night tbh fambalam.

Been playing Project Reality a lot lately, Stalker modded to the high heavens, Insurgency. Lots of shooters basically. Looking at my desktop there's also GTA 4, EDF and Dark Souls 3, but I've kind of lost interest in those. EDF was fun though.

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I can't be a neet for the next 60-70 years, assuming the cancer don't get me.

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user please there are children present.

why aren't you typing anyways?

that video?

This video pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56bbfa19b6eb6

You aren't trying hard enough.

inb4 I get banned for this

Just look at gross shit every time you get a boner, either you get a new fetish or you keep up no fap

Go with Stalker if you're not burned out, if you are go with EDF.

I DON'T WANT TO BE A CUCK BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT I WAS RAISED BY TWO WOMEN AND I'M A DERACINATED WHITE MAN

WEW
E
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Behold anons, as I use ancient magicks to summon forward a mystical being. Now I must utter the ancient incarnation:
Konata a best girl

we wouldn't want to have your young mind see something it can't understand yet

it's just a fetish don't worry about what pol says, it isn't brainwashing

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My waifu's best gril and Konata a shit.

My folks'll fund me til they die, which is in all likelihood within the next 20 years, at best, and at worst they give me the boot and I'm homeless.

Keep up the good fight, brother.

Jesus Christ.

No it is brainwashing and if you are a cuck you should kill yourself.

Can I have your folks?

Are your lesbian moms hot?

What specifically ails you negrodamus?

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Welcome back.

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Are you a bad enough dude to insult konatafag and get away with it?

Just think of the consequences!

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God damn, when you think single moms are bad, just think how terrible it must be for two dykes to raise a boy.

I'm sorry brah.

No.

O wait you actually watch that cuck shit? haha get your fucking head out of the gutter dude. Shit.

that would be the case if there wasn't reserve of that shit

stop it then

there will be many I'm sure

That's what I told her. Evidently, my industrial steel level will and determination didn't rub off on her.

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Very many.

What do you mean "reserve of that shit"

why hello there

reverse*

Show some restraint for goodness sake!

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Fuck off Freud. You jew.

Yes.

THAT DOESNT MAKE IT OK YOU STUPID

HOLY SHIT

FUCK YOU SATAN YOU CANT HAVE MY SOUL IT ISNT EVEN MINE TO GIVE

NO

I have a cuckold and interracial fetish and I'm on nofap to get rid of it. It's fairly recent too. I also have other problems from masturbating. On days I give in and do it, I start with softer stuff but after a few faps that does nothing for me and I need cuck stuff to get off at all. So that's bad. On those days I also feel tired more than when I don't. It's fucking me up. I need to stop!

You seem to have a lot of pent up tension, tell me about your mother, user.

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Welcome back, master. Is today the day? The loli wizard uprising?

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ITS NOT MY FAULT I WAS RAISED BY TWO WOMEN FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Are you pretending to be the guy doing the cucking?

hey

>tfw no 3dpd or 2d dragging you down

sup

What do you mean "reverse of that shit"? Like white guys that want to fuck non-white women but don't actually want to marry them? If that's what you mean they're just aware of their supremacy and want to ruin whores for their own race. Plus there is no Jewish push for white men to fuck non-white women and never marry them or have kids with them. In fact it's admirable when a white man does it.

Your waifu a shit.

Maybe you should uncuck yourself by fapping to gay porn.
pic related

pic related.

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im pretending to be the guy watching his gf get deep dicked by some bbc

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You absolute madman enough is enough!

or i can just do nofap and my porn induced fetishes will dissappear in time and i can learn to control my lust and destroy one of my masters and learn to be free

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Piss off laddy, go smoke your sigars in the other room.

You could just be a masochist, try getting into some other shit that masochists like.

filename related

Glad I'm not playing Pony Furtress with you fags then.

Or you could sacrifice yourself to the dick and be plagued by your horniness.

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No U

I've been applying a bunch of shit recently

I love the story behind that. He basically showed up to his buddies and when they laughed in his face about it he just went with "n-nuh uh! YOU GUYS want to fuck your moms! I'm just pointing it out! That's all!"

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I mean

it's fine if you leave that shit in the bed room but taking it out of there and having it effect your life out of that is the issue it's much like violence in video games malarkey

I'll fock'in fite ya mate swear on me mom

nerd

motherless.com/g/black_cunts_for_white_cocks

Nothing strengthens my resolve more than coming into disgusting places like this full of degenerates and being told such stupid things as "it doesn't matter" or "do x fetish instead of y fetish".

It keeps me grounded and reminds me of exactly who I don't want to be.

I am attracted to cuckolding now, but in several months time, I won't be. And I will be better for you it. And you lot will still be in your own filth jerking off to "qt traps with a feminine penis".

noice, anything you really dig so far?

She is literally perfect

Going to sleep. Jesus bless you fags. And stop being so goddamn degenerate.

For a disgusting 3D whore I mean

Just tryin' to help fam.

I want to facefuck her, lovingly.

Later m8ater

HELP YOURSELF CHILD OF SATAN ENCOURAGING SOMEONE TO GIVE IN TO A DISGUSTING FETISH LIKE THIS IS NOT HELPING THEM

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Literally perfect. I want him to jam his dick right into my boypussy.

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Well I found a few things that'd be really good to get, like a Room Attendant in some lodgings out in a good rural area, but I doubt I'll even get an interview

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I want the marionfag to leave.

Kill urself my man.

WHY CAN'T I BE HIS WIFE?

I think your arrogance is rather silly.

>>>/4am/

WHY DOES HE TURN ME ON Holla Forums?

I'm not encouraging you to do anything, I just said that maybe you might be a bit of a masochist and offered some advice. I didn't say give into being a cuck.

That's fine, the disgusting whores should realize that white men are superior to apes they call men. The reason why white cuckolding is brainwashing is because it's denying the fact that a white man is superior to any non-white, and to any white woman. When a non-white is a cuck for white men, he's correct in thinking that whites are better than he is.

What the fuck is she doing with her thumb there?

You could try calling them up again after a few weeks, I hear that helps sometimes.

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kek

Seeing as it was an online application I don't even know the number

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Expect no response.

Is it anywhere on the site?

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But I don't jack off to it anymore. I want to, but I don't.

Listen you stupid. We're all in the gutter, but some, like me, are looking up at the stars.

I have a horrible fetish and I am getting rid of it. But you lot tell me I should just do it, or I should replace it with some other disgusting fetish. You're happy being covered in filth, like pigs.

So yeah, I'm better than you. Get fucked.

It is bad advice. Being a cuck is bad. Wanting to be tied up and beaten is bad. Wanting to fucked by your wifes strapon is bad. Wanting masochist type stuff is bad. Fetishes are bad. They are all bad.

Like this guy

He seriously thinks watching your girlfriend or wife fucking another man is fine.

Like three quarters of people with AIDS are gay men. Condoms aren't very effective at stopping STDs, Fags are far more likely to be mentally ill and take drugs too.

Enjoy your AIDS.

WHEN WILL THIS TORTURE CEASE

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I never said get cucked or whipped or get pegged man. Not everything is in the extremes.

Look at this degenerate faggot.

it's just power fantasy at the end of the day mate, chililax

rioght that's it lad I'm having you you're going to end up down the southside of tyne mate

not what I said but free feel to be hysterical over nothing

NEVER EVER

If you're a fag flip a coin next time you do butt sex, if it's heads you're ok but tails and you have AIDS

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Eventually it isn't enough. It always escalates.

The only winning move is not to play. I don't mean don't have sex, but control it. Abstain for many months, maybe even years, and once this master is slain and has no hold over you, you are free to have normal sexual intercourse with a normal woman.

That's a guy isn't it?

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END MY SUFFERING

if you're a basic bitch

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pretty sure they're fucking with you.

Enjoy getting sexually frustrated because you're still visiting places like this where fetish fuel isn't exactly rare. You're just tempting yourself.

Cut yourself off from the internet if you want to get rid of everything and don't come back.
Remember, you're the one being autistic enough to get into cuck porn in the first place. Just because you think you're the only one who realizes he's a degenerate doesn't mean it's true. Most of us just aren't attentionwhores about it.

But since you're here sperging anyway, how the fuck did you get into that shit in the first place.

I'm glad white people won't exist in the future.

If you want some other advice, I suggest finding a new hobby that takes up a lot of mental effort, like learning an instrument or building something to keep you occupied. That could help.

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do more songs

Sounds like you're very paranoid that you'll lose control.

I am too. I'm glad that the middle east are diversifying the west.

It's good to be excited for things, helps with going through the day.

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I dedicate our victory to 4AM

It will take literally thousands of years for that to happen, I wouldn't be surprised if the fucking PRoC saved our asses because we're the ones that make them rich. Plus eastern European nations are based as fuck and they aren't dying out.

Basically you're a fucking cuck fam.

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yes

victory was ours

Woah hey woah now I don't flow that way brometheus.

Ain't that the Liru guy

Who has the more Waifu pics, you or Ritsu

that was awful

CRASHING VANGUARD, WITH NO SURVIVORS

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SMTIV:A (USA) cia is now up.

Noice

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Don't matter fambalam no changin' my ways.

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good girl, daddy is proud of you

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probably ritsu
i've been lagging behind on my image gathering

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Don't worry, where we're going we won't need question marks.

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Don't click the Ritsu!

*unzips click*

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See you in Hell m8.

nerd

I'm heading off. See you guys later, everybody take care.

Not waiting for trips?

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night

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are you going to always express your self via imagines?

Good night.

We've conquered Swiftwater. I'm dedicating this one to Mark.

not really

todd will never love you

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why?

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Found out Sony blocks all music from Project Diva recordings.
Like what the fuck is the point of recording a rhythm game WITH THE MUSIC CUT OUT?

what happened?

because sony is shit

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I'll go searching around to see if galgun is blocked when recording to see if it's worth it to post a link on friday when I start it.

what's happening on friday like?

muh nigga DMX wanted to see some weebshit, so I'm going to show him the most weebshit around- shooting schoolgirls with hormone juice to make them wet and drippy enough douse the flames of pure love.

What's CR

sounds intense

Crunchyroll?

I hope it is.

Gay

indeedu

anyone still here?

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Guess I'll just leave this here then.

hello

good

btw I'd check out the cytube next time around, fams. we're on bebop episodes 21-22 tomorrow

no

Konata looks sick from the ~uguu flu.

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~uguu flu and a semon demon are different things.

I'm not implying that Konata isn't a cock hungry fuck toy though.
bend over you slut

i'd like to shitpost some more with you but i have to go now

G'night faggots

Getting close to 8. See you fag.
We all can see you fapping from your webcam.

fag

You guys made me have fun playing TF2

what the fuck

come again soon

you weren't playing with me, that's what

Gritty and Psychadelic Sci-Fi. I just installed whooping amount of 56 Mods to L4D2 to give it a Spacy lock. Lets compare it to System Shock and than I add a little extra in my head.