Giving myself a month before checking out of life...

Giving myself a month before checking out of life. Just hit a patch after a string of bad patches that has left me partially disabled, nearly unable to breath, and tired of it all. And god knows I won't be able to get disability without fighting through a hoard of GIB ME SUMMA DATs.

I'm about to lose everything in a month due to this shit. And I'm tired of playing life's game. So give me some suggestions on what to play, and do, before I go an hero. Preferably through the Helium Mask scenario.

Keep your ' Shoot a place up ' shit to yourselves, shills. I ain't doing that shit.

Nice blogpost.

DO IT FAGGOT

Fighting through a hoard of GIB ME SUMMA DATs sounds like the game you should play, actually.

Nice classic first post sage. :^) Meme on, friend.

total war before rome 2, try medieval 2 or shogun 2
star wars battlefront 2
postal 2
farcry 2
lotta fuckin sequels in this post
Fallout: New Vegas
Mountain blade warband
Elder Scrolls series
Euro Truck Sim 2
Witcher series

Shoot a place up

Played Battlefront 2 to death in the old days, while the servers were still up. Farcry 2 on my old toaster laptop, New Vegas to death, still need to get to Witcher 3.

Thanks mate, although I think Euro Truck, from what I've heard, will have the effect of actually keeping me alive.

seriously, just set some socialist politicians house on fire and suicide by cop.

Actually, forget shootings or fires. Go to a pride parade or a furry convention and bomb the fucking place.

Either FBI, or user's who don't know that if a man from a japanese image board does such a thing, it'll make shit worse for everyone. I considered this site, and this board, as my home. You faggots, my comrades. I wouldn't do something like that to you guys.

And also, I frankly just don't want to hurt anyone. I just want to go out quietly.

Stop being a faggot

be the aging polish truck driver your heart always wanted to be.
it is your destiny.

Well at least buy a shit load of heroin, a airplane, and some prostitutes. Don't spend your precious time wasting your time.

How the fuck did you know I was polish, user?

Mate you don't have to wear an 8ch t shirt and you're gonna be dead anyway, might as well leave us a win to remember you by.

You are aware there are suicide hotlines, right?

make sure you do proper research with helium masks
manufacturers have caught on and have started cuttin the product.

Bye user-san. Hope you rest well.

What's wrong with profiting on suicide?

im saying they started changing the contents to keep people from killing themselves with it.
i dunno if it will fuck you up otherwise theyre just becoming less lethal now.

Do not try to end a life when there's still room to change it.

AM2R.

What the fuck are you waiting? Why are you blog posting about killing yourself on Mongolian imageboards instead of fucking doing it. I know. It's because you're just an attention whore out to get some sympathy. Apply yourself you waste of space.

What you should do is feelium yourself in an air tight strong plastic sack, no-one will smell your dead body but if it stays in the bag long enough for you to decompose the bag will combust making a fuckhuge mess.

Also don't be a cunt and leave your family or loved ones with a bill.

At least wait until NX is officially announced and sun&moon are released.
I mean you want to die before seeing the shitshow NX's announcement will cause?
Or before playing sun&moon since they look like actually good games?

BIDEO
GAMES

There's a 4am thread for fucktards like you.

It's an asphyxiant so unless they've been putting oxygen into it, they can't stop it from being as lethal as it is.

Also, OP, stream it.

OP, here's an experiment. I want you to stare in a mirror. Stare at it until it feels like you're looking at someone else instead of yourself. That you're looking through a window at some dude you know.

Now, is that dude going through enough shit to warrant a mercy killing? Enough shit for you personally to deliver that mercy killing, for you personally to flip the switch on the chair, to pull the trigger on the gun, to turn the valve on the gas? Is your final answer, "Yes, that person needs to die, and I will personally deliver that death to him."?

If not, then stop pretending your shit is impossible and fucking do something about it already, you whiny bitch.

You should commit identity suicide by leaving everything and living homeless for a while. Maybe you'll find yourself, maybe you'll get stabbed to death by gangsters. Either way, if you feel your life is unlivable you don't need to kill yourself.

Alien Soldier

If you have a DS and can muster the motor control for it, play pic related all the way through

burnzez?

Nic blogpost faggot.
Kill yourself already.

Dear Chen, if
is guaranteed to only get worse over time with no chance of things getting better, then, only then, my advice is: Don't wait too long. Wanting to end it but not being able to is literally the only fate worse than death.
But, if there's a chance, even if it's only a small chance, for things getting better, don't be a pussy. As bad as gaming may be right now, there are still good games coming out. You want to play them, don't you?
still sage for blogpost

It's going to get worse. Much worse. And trust me, not doing this because gaming sucks for the moment. More doing this so I don't wrack up hospital bills, and don't prolong a life that has been going downhill for the better part of a decade.

As much as I would love to do that, I would die on the streets within a week without the medication that allows me to breath JUST ENOUGH to fucking survive.

Your ID has the Quads of Truth. I shall try this method. Thank you, wise cop.

I'm just out to find a worthwhile lineup of games before I do myself in. Calm your tits, muh nigga.

Y-You too.

Don't do Helium mask, faggot. Just imagine someone finding you days later, lying on the bed, shit everywhere, and you with that stupid mask on your bloated face.

If you want to go out and don't have a gun for a nice shootout, at least go out in style.

How about LucasArts Afterlife? Maybe you can mememagic yourself a nice eternity this way. Not joking, decent tycoon game.

Why

It's always a happy day.
I wish every single person on Holla Forums died.
Call me edgy or whatever, i genuinely hate everyone on Holla Forums and hope every single day you would all die painfully.

if i remember correctly /jp/ had a give me dats guide

basically all you have to do..

1 is read up on depression anxiety disorders

2 pick one that you fit the bill on that would give you "an inability to work" fear of large spaces and generalized anxiety/

3 go to a hospital and say your going to kill yourself

4 they have to let you in and the system is rigged at that point to make you a repeat customer and the hospital will facilitate all the paper work for you as long as you don't go GIVE ME DATS

5 weight out the 2 day observation period all the while being in character

6 get paperwork in order and just act fucking weird at appointments that will be set for you. pace in the weighting room/ fighting constantly assuming you "have" one of those anxiety disorders


and with hospitals fearful that they will get a wrongful death lawsuit they then to have this magic word whit the "i'm going to kill myself line" but at the same time kinda puts you at risk of losing some of your civil liberties not that we have many left. with any luck as long as you avoid group therapy you may not have to deal with any niggers curry niggers somalians derkas…. unless some shithead gave them a degree witch at least implies that they will be polite.

Tilt head back, breathe through mouth.

Fuck off gook.

hahaha bump lol hahaha