Play a game

Seems like more of a reason to just try anything out, then. From my own experience, a lot of games aren't that hard to understand unless you're looking at a Dating Sim or something else really text-heavy.

If you really want a suggestion though, then how about Keroro RPG? I haven't actually played a lot of it myself, but it's a discount Tales game that's pretty easy to read.

Short and sweet.
More the former than the latter.

The theme songs from both games still make me emotional.


System Shock 2.

Thanks for the suggestion. I'll check it out. I imagine I'd have to pirate it, won't I?