Cishonored 2 Fuck AAA

CONFIRMED BORING AS SHIT
What else is new.

Other urls found in this thread:

archive.is/oPv2E
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Meh, I'll still have fun fucking around with it.

Did they give corvo a voiced protagonist?

It was confirmed boring as shit at E3 when they showed you could teleport to another dimension to sneak up on enemies

OP is over reacting

I am just fucking around, I really dont care. Just curious what the Dis fans think about it.

Well its a trailer with little to no gameplay so….I dont know? I'd rather see a gameplay trailer to see if its good at all. Be disappointing if they removed corvo as a blank slate and forced a personality on him though.

I think he's being voiced by Stephen Rusell, Garrett's VA in Thief.

wow

Whatever, I'll still buy it just to mess around for a little bit, it's not like there are any better games out.

Arkane was good once

What is wrong with you?

I have never played the firs one, what is bad about it?

So it's a proper sequel to dishonored.

I also didn't like the game and have no idea why anyone did, but coming into a thread about a game just to say it's shit and piss of its fans is pointless

Funny thing, you stop being good after zenimax buys you. For some reason.

Rusell is a good VA, but i'd have liked it if they kept him a silent protagonist. It makes more sense in the context of the game, especially if theyre having the two branching paths again.

I hope but doubt that there'll be a modicum of challenge outside of non-lethal ghost playthroughs this time.

the first game was boring as shit too

Non lethal is boring as fuck, that's how I played the game when it came out, got so bored that I quit about half way through. Replayed it a few years later going stealth mass murdered, it was a lot more fun

I think the game would have been more interesting without the powers

I honestly had no clue who she was until I googled her. The big bad of the sequel is from the DLC or is she just another side character without a real major role in the sequel?

I only played the original.

What happened to emily? I thought you payed as her from the first trailer they released

I wonder if this one too was created around audience who didn't know how to progress because a guard told them they can't go further.

what

How did anyone like Dishonored 1? God that sucked.

Oh you sweet innocent.
archive.is/oPv2E

Good games, like dude sex, manage to do non lethal both challenging and interesting.
Dishonored was just boring as fuck.

honestly looks better than the last footage they showed us

but i'm still wary, cuz dishonored 1 was okay with potential and i don't think they'r going to wring out that potential with 2

Its shit

I love it when Sandbox games hold my hand

It's not bad so much as just really bland. I just replayed it and pretty much what you are doing in the first mission, you are still doing the exact same thing 12 hours later when you've slogged to the end. It's a perfectly mediocre game.

The first Dishonored wasn't very good, what were you expecting?

I know, user. Dishonored's a bit of a double-edged sword in that way, with non-lethal being boring but more difficult and lethal being fun but easy as pie.


She was the main villain of the first one's DLC, and this trailer makes me think that she's the villain of the second one since, iirc, her goal was to trick people into thinking that she was the empress through witchcraft or whatever.

The DLC was considerably better than the main game, I think. Daud was pretty interesting, the level design was better or on par with the main game at worst and the enemy variety was better, since the witches were able to use some of the same powers that you were.

You can choose to play as both Corvo and Emily, I believe. I hope it works similarly to how CoJ Bound in Blood did it, where you go through different parts of the same levels depending on which one you pick.

On an unrelated note, I don't know how to feel about the fact that they're keeping the oil painting-esque artstyle. I see what they were going for and I suppose it looks unique, but it still doesn't really look like that much of a painting. The new setting seems good, though. For some reason, I find Dishonored's setting and lore to be really interesting.

To be honest, it's probably going to be fun but a short experience thanks to Bethesda involvement. I would wait for it go on sale if I were anyone in this thread, seeking to buy it.
Don't buy or pre-order it because I can guarantee you'll be wasting money.

You could've at least embedded a vid relevant to the OP, rather than a pure fucking advertisement, you complete fucking shill.

But the first one was boring.
What made anyone think the sequel would be different?

You just described every single game user? Do you expect your sneaking game to evolve into a first person fps or something?

lol

Spotted someone who only plays shit games.

tbh it's quite a lot like a bioshock game. No challenge, linear but tries to act like it isn't, not as smart as it thinks it is, loads of filler "plot", super repetitive gameplay but has an interesting setting/style.

Beyond the incredibly bland and boring "gameplay" and shit graphics all I could notice was the (((diversity))).

there is literally nothing sandbox about Dishonored.

nice fake filename. no one buys into your posing as an oldfag.

after reading this thread i am convinced Holla Forums hates vidya

if you find all the audio logs and do all the quests you really get a feel for what the intention of the game was. did it have more potential? absolutely. were the things it did done well? yes. and more importantly:

why the fuck are you blaming arkane when we all know what beth and zenimax did to them?

Yes, yes, keep telling yourself that.

doing things in dishonored isn't fun

I, too, have gotten blitzed and played Dishonored.
It's a truly boring game. Don't act like you don't have shit taste, and definitely don't act like Holla Forums hates video games.

Games combat alter a bit but the basic premise stays the same. This is why you get new abilities to sneak and new weapons over time. It's the same thing as Bioshock 2, the gameplay is always the same, you just get new guns and a bit of variety as the game slowly increases difficulty. Who in their right mind would expect a game to change its gameplay to the point where it isnt the same by the end? Hell, fans of games usually get mad when the game changes direction too much and yet its now a flaw if the gameplay is consistent?

It is a flaw if it's consistently boring and unrewarding.

it is consistently boring

Oh look, one of the cucks from cuckchan is still here.


Kill yourself

Better complaint than arguing that a games gameplay shouldnt be the same I guess.

See, boring gameplay is a valid complaint. Thats an issue then, but complaining about consistency is stupid.

Same, I like there dependence on whaling to provide energy, also it seems whales are more like behemoths judging from the whale in the intro.
Also the interloper is cool reminds me of the G-Man.

next gen certainly does look current gen.

Dishonored 1 wasn't good either, dunno why anybody thought this would be any different

Regardless, you need to learn to understand context, m8. If you're on game discussion board and someone is saying a certain game has little variety, that means he's speaking relative to games in general.

also it wants to be a story driven game but it has shit writing so i cannot give a shit about all the things between me and the action and then the action sucks, the graphics are too dude steampunk cartoony for me and it runs on UE3 which makes my eyes bleed

I never felt like I was being introduced to anything new or exciting, so if things get better after the first 5 hours, please let me know so that I can continue calling Dishonored shit.

What's your point?

Ah, yes, I forgot to mention how visually boring the game is, too. I had a friend back then who was really into the style, but it just looked like a bunch of ugly slop to me.

Absolutely nothing. Yet another shameful misuse of previously good studio. I guess I can just give up hope on The Crossing ever fucking happening.

Surely you mean Stephen Rusell, the voiceactor of Codsworth in the awardwinning megaspectacle Fallout 4.

It actually looks better than the original.

The original was a stealth game notionally, but the combat was more entertaining than the stealth aspect, which wasn't well executed. The trailer here is emphasizing the combat with a lot of creatures to fight against that aren't human, which implies stealth may not be the major focus - simply a possible way to go about it at certain points.

My hopes are still zero.

...

Maybe I have definitions mixed up then. Non-linear would be the better term I guess?

...

are there any torrents just for the dlcs of dishonered? I really don't feel like downloading 5gb again

Have you tried looking yourself

looks stiff as fuck, is it because 30fps? was the first one worth a damn?

...

looks like biosheck

surprised a western game is shit? I don't get you people. There's discussion left and right about great games coming out from developers that actually give a shit. Yet some of you are still clinging to some bizarre hope that the western industry will ever recover. Here's an idea. Stop.

There's great games being made, and hopefully eventually a fad in the future for western designers to embrace won't be social justice, but good design. There was a period of this in the past, but maybe they'll come back to it.

Can't find any. And I'm using a program the finds torrents.
What about private trackers

Pleb detected.

it would be nice if that game was any good

...

yes, we get it you like unpolished half-baked pieces of shit where you grind down green bars into red bars oh but you can delete a .bin file to see a characters 64x64 titties

Good job talking shit about things you've never played through.

sorry did I describe the mecc, kabuto or blue sluts sections too accurately? Oh lets not forget about the garbage looking deformation. This game came out the same year as halo, right? And it's a PC exclusive, you'd expect it to not look like fucking shit compared to some baby console game.

Please defend more mediocre games, it's clear you can't because you're a vapid retard

it wants to be a stealth game, but it gives you an OP character, so if you get spotted you can fight your way and finish the mission.
If you go full stealth, it turns into a blink simulator

Eh, maybe being able to give the finger to the Outsider will make this a better stealth game.

It'll sell maybe 8 or 9 million copies and Bethesda will claim that is not enough to make a sequel.

The game is titled Dishonored not Thief. Just go play ThiAf or something

It predated Halo, despite the Meccs feeling almost like parodies of Master Chief and graphically it had some incredible draw distances.

the draw distance thing is easy to achieve considering it looks horrible.

When did it become a meme to make fun of games with non sequitur references to SJW buzzwords?

"Cisquisition" works because the game itself was full tumblr, "Cishonored" is basically cargo cult memeing.

tries to be a stealth game, but all the fun stuff is in combat

Basically blink is overpowered, thats the only problem

garbage

looks neat.

The fuck is this retcon bullshit?
I sealed that bitch in a painting and now she's seized the throne? Weak.

I thought Delilah was kill

Will it play like 1, where you can kill everybody and play it as an action game instead of a boring stealth game? Then its worth a pirate if it doesn't use denuvo

i played two minutes of the first one then took the disc out of the console.

That's the entire Dishonored series in a nutshell.
Dishonored is "fuck thief: the game".
Instead of being slow and waiting around you bamf all over the place and kill everyone.

Thief fans keep crying, we keep having fun, everyone is happy.
Well thief fans aren't happy but nobody gives a shit about them so it's win win in my book.

I would let Todd blow me. He is a good looking man.

...

Sage for offtopic

Not even thief fans as much as people who want to see the game actually be stealth instead of this retarded half-way mess where the action isn't exactly great and the stealth isn't great either.

n
o
b
o
d
y

c
a
r
e
s

Dishonored 1 was fun and this game was fun too.
I don't give a single shit if it's stealth or not, i literally just want to be nightcrawler with a dagger stabbing everyone in the back cleaning up entire levels while stealing shit and moving on.

And there's hundreds of people that have my same need.
We're all gonna buy the game.
Literally nothing you can do to stop us.

...

We're all gonna buy the game.
Literally nothing you can do to stop us.

You tell em

It's fun to use powers, but they're almost all for non-stealth combat playstyle. For a true stealth playthrough you just use blink and it's a cakewalk even on the highest difficulty.

HEY you there faggot! i like your taste of porn

mm, what they showed off at E3 looked like shit. I'm happy we can still play as Corvo, but hate that they gave him a voice now. I'm not hyped for it, and I actually expect it to be utter shit so that way, if it is even remotely fun, i'll enjoy myself.

I enjoyed the first Dishonered for what it was. I liked being able to dispatch the targets by other means than killing them. Like whoring one out to a creepy dude at a masquerade, or stealing something from another assassin's pocket so he'd get the message, etc. That stuff was neat.


Trips of truth.

As someone who liked the first dishonored i might pirate this one, but it does look boring.

Is there no incentive to not kill people any more?

The switching dimensions thing like that seemed like a really cool mechanic, especially with how you view the other dimension before hopping. Knowing their track record though I bet they'll not do anything really cool or difficult with it and it'll just be a gimmick for one chapter and a few bonus items later in the game with little more use rather then having the whole game properly built around it.

fuck off

Alright man, whatever you feel like you gotta do. I'm just trying to tell you why people complain. By all means, if you want to play a mediocre action game then you go right ahead.


Even when I did my full combat run I thought the game was easy as piss. Nothing in it has any punch whatsoever, that's why I think people consider it boring. It doesn't matter if you're slinking around trying to avoid your enemies, or if you're directly confronting them. Neither path is actually fun.

The assassinations themselves were pretty good, each character has multiple ways you can go about eliminating them, but tha'ts about the only thing I can say Dishonored did slightly above average than most games.

Blink needs a nerf, like a massive cooldown or maybe no time stop while aiming at least.

Needs more stealth powers like some kind of decoy or something.

Turned off the HUD completely and played on hard. It was alright. Don't get the hate.

lucky for you he doesn't have to get on his knees.

Since the main selling point of Dishonored 2 was that you could play as Emily. Yes, little Princess Emily, now Queen, is also a baddass "don't need no man" super assassin because current year.

Yes, nothing will immerse me more in the oil-punk Victorian age than thinking of Queen Victoria as a James Bond equivalent. No, nothing tumblr about this piece of shit.

Hi Todd.

Pic related.

The fuck is that supposed to be a pizza made by a 3 year old or a really messed up pie?

Burgerclaps don't know anything about Pizza. They make these blown up abominations everywhere.

Fuck, might have to play this POS now.

that ID GET is insane

what did you say

Meh, it'll just be some dumb fun with friends for a bit, that's why I preordered.

It'll be lots of fun drunk or high. Friends will make it even better.

Might even be some fun with my gf.

Any information about where to get the best preorder bonuses yet?

next thing youre gonna tell me is that you have a job

How else would I be able to afford video games? Not everyone is a worthless poorfag NEET like you. Get a life.

...

...

How to spot an /r/gaming refugee.

Come on its current year

dis fan here, waiting for more info. until then I won't give a fuck.


it's fun the first time

mister bigshot! gonna start a family? ill bet youll have a dog fetch you the newspaper too while you smoke a tobacco pipe in front of the fireplace.
i bet you arent even scared of tornados or harpies because you have a basement

Holla Forums culture is cancer. A game doesn't have to be a perfect 10/10 to be not shit.

...

There is not such thing as Holla Forums culture.

Yep, I'm going to impregnate my woman with beautiful white babies soon, while you become a genetic dead end.

You should impregnate her with your sperm instead.

The games that Holla Forums praises most are typically the furthest from being 10/10.

That's what I said, virgin. Go masturbate to more degenerate gook shit and waste your life, you will never have any contribution to the white race.

...

Haha no actually you said
Meaning that you will insert them inside her vagina.

You cheeky breeky

Dishonored is a goodfun action game and a boring stealth game.

and every single voice in skyrim

My woman will bear many of my sons, and each one of them will be worth 100 of you. My kin will inherit the future and be among those to colonize the stars, you will die alone and childless.

Their father must have really great genetics to make that possible.

Will you impregnate my anus with your aryan semen

6'4" Nord with blonde hair and blue eyes, strong defined jawline and high test. Get on my level.

wait a minute. youre a nazi!

>>>Holla Forums

true communism has never been tried

Reported

pics or Swedish.

Oy vey! Leave my board you filthy nazi scum.

Reported

I never played through the rest of the first game because I lost interest soon after leaving the prison. This looks like the same game with a few flashy moves added. Not my type of game.

I think it looks pretty good.

...

It's called deep dish, kikes

Did you steal my reaction pic??

...

with your waifu of course

BROTHER

...

theyre expecting one of us in the wreckage

Sucks to be you, nerd.

Nonlethal is a meme in both games anyway.
Instead of killing the limp corpses are just "unconscious".

You do know that non-lethal also consists of AVOIDING enemies?
The only meme here is you.

The trailer sounds like they were promoting a movie and not a fucking video game

Easiest pirate of my life.
pls no denuvo

I liked the first one, kinda. Part 2 seems pretty Bethesda/Zenimax to me in the sense that it looks too same to the first one while kinda missing the point of the original. It looks like one of those sequels that are a superficial imitation of the first one but with things TURNED UP TO 11.

It might be okay if they don't force the plot-faggotry and epicool in-game cutscenes in the way of gameplay.

That's just off the top of my head.


user you are the cancer killing the games industry.


Was getting caught part of your plan newfag?

I don't care if you are from the future, you still have shit taste.

What are 4am threads then?

This is redudant, you're stating the same problem 3 times.
The actual problem was that the enemies in the game do not present a proper challenge to Corvo ever. You'll go against mundane soldiers and guards for the great majority of the game. Hardest enemies where quite possibly the stiltwalkers since they had good health, were shielded and fired explosive arrows, but even those could be dispatched with a double jump and aerial takedown.

I fully expected the game to pick the pace and increase the amount of supernatural shit to the point where you'd be fighting against monsters from other dimensions after the "betrayal" or at least supernaturally enhanced guards. You face the Daud's assassins and they have some powers they can use, Blink to sneak and surprise you and a power to hold you in place while they shoot you.
They still aren't a decent chalenge but they felt like the beginning of something that never arrived.

They seem to be solving that in DH2, though.

You should play the DLC, Daud has 50/50 tools for killing and not-killing. Gas grenades, stun mines etc. His levels also have much harder oponents that make things more interesting. The skull dogs for instance can only be incapacitated temporarily.

I really hope they go Open World with Dishonored 2. A world like Assassins Creed that you can traverse with your many movement abilities would be amazing. They did an amazing job with the rooftops in the first one, especially how some buildings had entrances up there and there were always some stuff lying behind a chimney.

I'm not that guy, but if you're going to emphasize avoidance you might as well actually bother to reward ghosting, something the game doesn't really do.
Only good run that emphasizes stealth I can find is the nihilist run, and it wasn't really acknowledged by the game's systems.

everyone has their urges friendo but you need ta git yer buyfag shit outta here ifyaknowatsgudferya sonny

i know right just like No Man Sky, so much better with friends and weed = lmao

totes, you can switch between corvo and the wom or even freak it up a bit and gender bender

def go with the ps4 gamespot bonus, some sick merch + ingame items iirc

Mother fucker do not call this shit deep dish.

Fake as shit, TVs like that didn't exist back then

Looks like it's worth a pirate

The game sorta rewards you though, but most people understood this as a punishment instead.
If you kill less guards, the later levels don't have as many enemies.

This meant that players focusing on stealth and sparing people had an easier time and a reason to not murder everyone while violent players got more people to shank, so everyone wins.
However this was construed as actually the reverse where not killing everyone means less guards and that's somehow bad.

Also, let's not claim that that detail alone makes the game bad or how not using stealth and still winning the game is that bad.
You could play all Thief games just walking around and picking stuff without a care in the world with stealth since you ran faster than most things anyway, it was the perfectionist nature of the players and the kind of game that led to using stealth all the time, but it was still possible to just murder everyone as well instead and you weren't even punished for doing that either.
There's even a speedrun video of Quake where the guy doesn't shoot once and still finishes every level. This idea that "stealth should be mandatory to finish the game" is ridiculous.

If anything, the problem of the game was being too grounded in the "stealth genre" which led to boring guards every fucking where as the majority of enemies you face. Had it decided to instead focus on being an "Arcane Assassin" action game, we would have seen more interesting enemies and levels and the gameplay would suit it perfectly.

Oh my