Adversary at least instills some sense of change.
Hugboxing just results in complacency.
I just remember a lot of westerns where a scene just has a cold open of a lone guy just making a few strums on the guitar before saying something.
I kind of can remember some of the chats but all that's really coming to mind right now is like when you first starting posting when you were a bit more polar.
and several other ways to to misspell "thread"
pokes tummy of corpse
Awwe I wanted to make another thread ;~;
Let's not talk about that. I think I've been doing really well lately after the whole "I'm fat" thing.
I like eat now and everything's falling together nicely ^~^
Desu even has that gay lisp.
Sorry to tell you this Lambda, but that's only buzzed.
Once you pass out, now that's drunk.
It's a pretty common thing in them I guess.
sorry sam chan, but the mysterious guy wearing hoodie is
i'm thinking of something so random i cant think of anything
its been numbed by all the cocks
Kind of jealous of desus eyebrows
I do not
my spelling is inspeccable
How was your day?
He has big thick eyebrows. so cute.
and his eyelashes are naturally thick and curly.
6 Jager bombs.
and 1 whole tall glass of pure concentrated Gin.
What is wrong with you!
im not always interesting but when I am its either sitting alone in a dark room wearing a hoodie when its 90 or with the camera blurry as shit
If you're going to speak Mexican, at least speak it correctly.
You were on like 600ish calories a day at one point.
At least things have all being going towards the better.
Yeah, mostly of the 70s spaghetti westerns.
You whistle on the s's.
im sorry, I dont understand German...
Makes me sick. Damn my man genes
Holds down and pokes more
I DO NOT
hectic, too many things i had to take care, the end of the day was beautiful though ^^
and i'm going to sleep now
i have yet to hear your story how did you end up in that position
but.. i suppose it's a story for another day
good night samchan
wanna tie him up and spitroast him with me?
How about we skip that fancy pants stuff and get 1l bottles of vodka per head?
I think I've only seen Dollars Trilogy from those.
Sleep well Manaka.
Oh wow. That's like a can of soda and a bite of a pretzel lol
Yeah, it's all kinda surreal and exciting.
It's about time^^
How have you been, anyway?
Dream sweet, Mananka.
It's funny because no one was asking for the Rin x Eva shoop
i want to stroke your eyebrows
vodka is so expensive for what it containsss
s-stop that !
Sounds like a plan
Ich bin ein Berliner.
Say, "My name is Jackson and I am comfortably a heterosexual male."
Watch "The Outlaw Josey Wales".
Fairly uneventful. Doing some online courses and what's basically overpaid secretarial work for something that I don't have to actually go into the small office for.
I have no reason to assume or believe either stance.
I would not be surprised by either.
Now you're just going backwards.
lele superior eastern animation
what a fucking joke
I am getting raped by Desu now am I...
It's too late to get drunk. And besides, bottles downstairs.
Even when I am drunk however, I can still think clearly.
not drunk then
idunno if its personal bias but I've never seen you openly nice to someone in public
wow hey me too...
Its never too late to get drunk
I mean I am aware of my actions but meh like I could care less.
I was gonna say partners
Yes, may as well just let it happen at this point
That was four years ago, if anyone brought it up now then it would be really sad on their part....
What a lie
there you go
very comfortable hetero male with no lisp
right... and my names sally and im a princess
I am mostly ambivalent. There's only one person I really try to bite my tongue over but that's just because they have no ability whatsoever to decypher a joke from criticism.
DON'T MAKE IT GAY, SAMA.
You stop that
I like desus voice
Not when it is 1 a clock and I cannot afford getting hangovers the next day.
I do not accept your terms and conditions.
At least I am still aware of what I am doing but could careless of what I am doing. I can avert from major tragedies.
Makes agreeable terms and conditions that still involve poking tummies
I don't know about you, but I think it's pretty cheap.
Added that to my backlog, been actually feeling like watching some movies lately.
It's always better to drink at night, but that was just all speculation.
But it's nice to know that you'd be down for a drink.
your judgement is impaired though
whether or not you realize
Can't stop won't stop
Whore? Blood-chan or Erio?
I went to work from the pub shitton of times, man the fuck up
Oh, well that's cool at least.
Did they push out your knee surgery more?
Also, sorry for late replies, still talking with my sister. This is the most we've ever talked lol
The first two
desu for reading bedtim stories
No to that.
You'll misconstrue it.
I am entirely inclined to agree.
Add me on skype or steam and I'll read you bedtime stories every night
Have you slept yet, love?
Blood-lad it is
You should be out there killing people
"i want you to come on my eyebrows"
and vocaroo it
Just watch it knowing that it's intentionally revisionist: it's partially mocking the genre and himself as The Man With No Name.
I'm able to have it now, I just have been pushing it off because it's pretty much two months incapacitated. It's why I went for online ones over the summer.
No worries. Enjoy.
My ex wanted me to read her bedtime stories when we were together
I would never harm anyone, jack...
Screw that, I have ever screamed "I want to fuck x" in front of my friends. I can't bring myself to drink ever again in front of them.
Always up for a drink. I am not like Manaka.
I am Manaka 2.0, Newly Improved Manaka who is willing to drink.
Now , I never tried that before because I know I will get suspended if that happens.
I'm sick and have to clean up before people come over
Didn't she drop dead?
they're your friends, no worries
aaa you should make a bedtime story youtoob channel
you're a disappointment.
we named the monkey "Jack"...
Writes the second contract on your tummy
Bully me more
Nah, that was an embarrassing lie
you don't deserve it.
Well that escalated quickly, but sounds like fun with that in the background.
That's why I always call you that, but I'm not sure if that's a good thing.
I had a bit of trouble getting to sleep, but then I had trouble getting up, so it balanced out.
How's your morning been?
Not yet, you'll learn
You need some slav genes in you
You must experience the wonders of working two shifts while being drunk and hungover the same time
Hell ain't shit
Ah and here we are again. How is everyone doing this morning?
It's one of his earliest films he directed, too.
Gay orgy tc when?
I feel this is a cry for help due to you being Hungarian.
after desu's std tests come back negative
I'll keep that in mind as well before judging.
I'm running out of synonyms
I was thinking what you were thinking za warudo
ogod I thought it was like 19:00 but it is 21:00
Ever wished for everyone to just fuck and become one race so the liberals daily whining and crying enforced by the media ends?
They still remember it until now and always bring it up to me.
No more writings!
I donno. Depends.
Me, no slav genes.
Me, Chinese, Japanese and more mixed asian genes.
Me talk like I am slav now.
I don't know how to stop.
did you fugg her?
I have to start my walk to work soon ;(
I mean, I don't really care. I'm in Korea man, don't give a fuck about politics.
Just skip work, mate.
At least I'm not executed for havin' a blunt
...someone would have to gay schtoop donald trump to make this happen
I for one am unwilling to take that one for the team
No way man. I got bills to pay and a car to buy, niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Only like one more week of walking holy shit. I haven't had a car in 16 months.
Just sun showers here, diggy <3
That's a shame.
I think it's more of a negative thing, but if it's during special occasions it doesn't matter.
I think I want to be your best friend
Ihave to fall asleep soooon
Hillary on the other hand...
Why not Best Korea?
How the fuck did you get there anyway
Sneak north and get a poster, I heard they fetch pretty penny on the net
Or just let him end the world
You can't vote for Hillary m8
You are supposed to be an adult
Just don't vote for anyone
Suck my dick?
I write my own name on my vote and vote for myself
kill all the turrist first...
Why would you lie to us?
bad bad bad, just came from school... how was your morning? *~*
Nah uh, I would never harm another human being
Rock the casbah.
penis penis penis on the ballot
JACK GIB HUG
classy, so very classy. need a like button
that works toooo
Accomplice implies I've done something or other.
About a 6ish.
I did NEET things, played Odin Sphere.
Got many plans for the day?
yea no thanks
Cause best korea a shit with no internet.
Why the fuck would I live somewhere with no internet.
Oh hey there. Still not on steam I see.
dont be meanie
what the fuck do a Sunni muslim and a fundamentalist jew have to do with rocking a casbah anyway... silly clash makes no sense in todays political climate
I am still blue balling on my blue chair.
The police here are stupid as well. I mean...
They burned the fucking weeds in the middle of the neighborhood. They Say it's a reminder.
Drinking is awesome. Until you went dark.
I think so too. But not best yet. Friends.
Catch ya guys later. I'm closing tonight <3
Sorry I'm a grown up x_x
Have a nice night!
was it val?
I went dark?
Is this a cheap shot at my alcohol problem a while back?
Have a good shift!
I mean as a saying.
Alcohol is awesome, before everything becomes dark and seeing someone beside you on your bed.
No. Was someone else.
I read that as:
Have a good shit!
tfw have not been drinking since new year
eeee school is tricky
Any of you gits play overwatch?
How the fuck can you live
not at all lol
cappu and pastries helped me get by
who /kinowave/ here?
seeing someone beside you on your bed
I don't really know what you mean by that, haven't had any hallucinations from drinking just plain good ol' passing out.
Neru, those are blatant lies.
When ranked comes by the end of this month I'll join pre-mades if there will be any
Get drunk on pastries
Do it fgt
aaa which of them
maybe there was one more dirnking session but
not more than that
you are adorable, tokai
good luck to you bro, hopefully by then they will have nerfed at least mcree
I mean... like...
Bad decisions man. They might happen.
Man I should really sleep. 3 a clock affects my vocabs.
I knew it.
They will nerf that cunt first then buff D.VA, her damage sucks ass
tfw at least 8 legend skins and all from drops
When I get home scarlet you Horta give me all the kinowave
D.VA is completely annoying.
Her whole obnoxious, tumblr "gamer grrrl" persona is just fucking annoying and cringeworthy.
You did though
Kisses your cheek
honestly aside for some rare cases ive found the damage tolerable, would be nice to be upped some though
they all are technically obnoxious things, reaper is an edge lord for one
Oh, you meant like that.
I'm going to need some stories from that subject from you later on.
Probably should, but in case you do sleep well.
Some are just slightly more tolerable.
They're all obnoxious tumblr-esque stereotypes.
are you the fun police?
You don't remember !?
Is Overwatched worth buying?
I only commit things to memory if they matter.
Will do. see ya.
Puts you on my lap and kisses again
It was really embarrassing.....
and this kind
if i could stay longer i would and tell you more about how amazing you are! buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut im headin off now, laters love
not worth $40
I love you.
You have to speak clearly or I won't understand.
I'm an idiot, after all.
Scandinavians are vikings.
Indians are Kamasutra sex gods that happen to be so smart.
Australia is Mad Max.
Koreans just love Starcraft but we better make her a k-pop idol so everyone jerks off to our inclusiveness instead of just making them either the fat or tweaker looking dudes all "pro" gamers are.
Japs are ninjas valuing only honor.
AMERICA IS FREEDOM AND EVER 70s STEREOTYPE.
Brazil is just niggers with their darn rap music.
RUSSIAN WOMEN ARE MEN.
Egyptians are totally not sexist authoritative regimes. They'd totally allow a woman in the military. pls buy our game middle east we dun think ur terrorists
French women are sexy.
British women are cheeky.
Germans are Nazis.
Africa is totally developed and not a giant shithole, pls buy our game africans and play it in your mudhuts
I'm too embarrassed to say it
Then it must not have happened.
What makes it good?
God damn I could buy a new blouse with that kind of money
No it totally did
ddon't put me there..
okayy bay bai
But if I don't remember it,
and you won't explain it to me,
then in my subjective understanding of life
it didn't happen.
I can buy like 30 pastries for the price of abovestare
what the fuck neru
wad da fak
It's too late
It's better you forget it happened.....
holy shit my dick
But I already did.
And you brought it up.
get in grim place
Tell him I'm an idiot, and that he has to speak clearly for me to understand.
erases your memory
I bought Overwatch
I better not regret it
then be careful
You say that as if there's anything -to- erase.
I clearly don't remember.
I can't play it with you.
Licks your cheek
heynow getting penetrated in reallylife in all places would probably hurt in the end and turn out to be a terrible idea but as an idea it can still be a thing
That's the point
Like 90% of all fetishes people have generally are terrible to even attempt in real life.
there's a thread advertising CP on here, mod's should fix
I'm on it
Hey there, you get my message earlier?
paper cut fetish
Every time I turn it to the Science Channel, it's just constant advertisements about some tranny show.
Fuck you, Discovery.
You've really hit rock bottom.
I'm a broke-ass bitch.
I'm also immune to mind-affecting abilities.
I did not get a message
I wanna give you a papercut on your tongue and lick the blood off
That's a side effect of the mind erasing
there's a cp scrubbing bot. Use the global report.
No, I was born with it.
Yeah it's impossible to find a long term job in liberal Canada
But I am onii-sama
aaa if you cut your tongue how do you lick your own tongue
No I mean I want to cut your tongue, then use my tongue to lick the wound on you
any of my friends here
that sounds pretty unhygienic senpai
Is Grim still here?
It was an eventful thread to say the least
But I linked you my stream: vaughnlive.tv
Haven't used it in a while though, but I'm gonna try to get the ball rolling again when I move.
of course nigger
This sounds like another one of your made up fetishes where you just want people to call you a degenerate.
oh god its you
get back to your containment alice chat pls
I mean my blood doesn't have any diseases or anything does yours ?
come now desu
It's who you know, not what you know.
I don't know anyone, though.
No you aren't.
Onii-sama is Onii-sama.
are you incapable of not being a shit head
oooook is bedtim nana here is another 12 hours of nap
but tongues are icky
is there a way i can make it notify me?
But that's me
Licks your cheek
I don't want to post in the same thread as Kermit
whats up dude
all post within a week of each other after years of silence.
weird coincidences. the first two make sense.
Of course, here I am.
kermit's been here before
he usually gets shooed away p quick
No clue, I think subscribing might send you an email or something, but you'd need to make an account there for that.
Other than that, we can steam, skype or you can get in the infamous Alice chat!
oh, well alright then
Yeah, Ori and I know each other but I barely know Stevan
pls dont be rin
are we friends again yet grim
you need to understand you will always be second to the true kanra
the rightful queen of the threads
who came up with that
who is alice
have you learned to fucking stop or nah
as long as your skin is brown i will make poop jokes
im trying to go swimming but my stupid friend is asleep at 4pm
what're you up to?
alright i will try it
here just have this i would rather castrate myself than be in alice chat steamcommunity.com
I've linked you to her chat before, she's in there right now.
Fair enough, adding.
kanra being better than me
Very nice me-me
But it isn't.
Be seeing you.
I heard my name.
but not randomly. he never posts.
but Mr. Orihara (the guy that used to post Izaya) is part of Alice's cult with Kermit.
didn't think so.
what does rin do
I need three things;
1. Da booty, gimme da booty
2. That Kinowave
3. Kermit to hill himself.
LETS DO THIS
Would I ever lie to you
it's not an insult to you mate
kanra is just literally perfect
there's little to be done about it
getting high and listening to music
gonna see how long i can keep up this text wall without getting bored
good thing cuties are on
Nothing shes fine
Canadian anons just confuse the hell out of me now a days since I have to sift through them to find my waifu kanra
and jack lol
the only person whos linked me to that chat is bloodchan
but bloodchan just replied to me
who are you
are you bloodchan?
are you both?
you know if u let me in on the joke our flirting woulda been progressed 10 fold
remember how cute we used to type to each other
now the only thing i can think about is making fun of your eyelashes
I ain't apart of no cult.
A living meme
Ah okay, I can understand.
There is nothing wrong with my eyelashes
I'm kermit, yeah
I hate her
The booty becomes me
that's literally what a cultist would say.
youre permanently wearing mascara mate...
sounds nice desu
Only if it results in things advantageous to me
What about those eyebrows
I wish I had permanent mascara
remember THERE IS NOTHING WRONG with his eyes OR his eyelashes
No complaining, you wanted da booty now you get da booty.
why not make it part of your routine?
u got any good women in your life yet?
wow OKAY I GET IT scarlet you want to talk to me
heres your [ATTENTION]
thank christ you decided to stick around for a bit rin
make the threads great again
Now am waiting on that kinowave that scarlet promised.
It's just his super gay eyelashes.
He has like grandpa bushy eyebrows.
HEY TOKAI wanna start a "how to" make up youtube.... BUT for men! wew
how do you mean?
if i had eyelashes like him i would just give up on females and start trapping
They're fine, you could bully my tan if you wanted though
He could like trim them.
whatd you go to jail for?
you mightve said before
do you have a lady youre talking too frequently/having sex with
people would tell
i do not
i generally prefer guys anyways but nothing there either :^)
MAKE THREADS GR8 AGAIN
Whats a kinowave?
I robbed a convenience store
I actually forgot why I'm even your onii-sama
lmao what the fuck
can you greentext the full story pls
im a cuteboy
I will make you great again
if you know what i mean
You just said that because you want to do lewd things.
thats what i wanna find out
I heard there were tummy-licking faggots in here
Oh don't overthink things, if I wanted to do lewd things I'd straight up tell you I don't jump through hoops about it
you were lied to
would you tell me in private?
i want this story
i will keep secret
You'll just bully me about it
WOW, THREE IN A ROW
Isn't that the point
it depends on the people
I think I'm just at the point
where I'm just saying things.
Licking tummy is for degenerates
You should let everyone see.
That being said I'd do lewd things with you honestly
of course i would lick stomachs, yan
if theyre cute
i PROMISE i wont bully you
on my cat
i mean it
Why does Desu even do the "I wanna kiss/lick [person's] tummy" thing for?
But you barely know me?
desu sounds like such a faggot
I never said I had a reason or would try
i want to fill his voicebox with my cock
if you know what i mean
So everyone knows you're beautiful.
This thread is too gay