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Back in middle school I knew a girl who would remake all her crushes in the Sims 2 and then drown them in the pool after she married them.

Haha

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I knew a girl who would make blood slushies and drink them in front of people… she's now a furry sex fiend.
I feel more bad for her than anything, she had a major case of the ugly stick so she lashed out to get attention.

heh

… you're making that up, right?

I'm a really fucked up degenerate, I get off to some strange shit, but even I find this too strange to believe.

Could you post proof like a facebook post or any social media crap that it uses?

I wish, some years later I ended up working with her sister and that how I found out she became a weird furry. Ironically she doesn't wear a mask(you know, because of the aforementioned ugliness), she just paints herself like a tiger, throws on a cat tail and ears, then goes to the conventions in lingerie.


I might see if I can find some pics on facebook and censor her face. I feel to bad for her to give her full facebook.

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Comeon, seriously?

I take that back, I'm normalfag as shit.

If you feel bad enough about it, don't do it.

That fine, though I want to see how ugly it actually is.

Alternately, censor everything but the face, that's what I wanna see.

Shit, nigga, for real? Blowfly girl is probably the only thing I've seen on an imageboard that made me queasy. And I've seen people skinned.

Having a couple be encouraged to engage in degeneracy by a literal gremlin is quite blatant, but having only the guy accede to it is shit icing on the cake of hypocrisy.

I have never heard of it, can someone tltr it for me ?

NO

FUCK!

DAMNIT!

later fags

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Well, I'm going to read it then but shit, tiny text on a blinding white background is horrible.

Pretty good comic after you removed the last speech bubles.

Remember the autism that came out of the kosher switch? Well guess what else our greatest ally has been doing

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I honestly thought it was going to be better, it's just mild and not really written very good, I don't understand the fuss about it.

Moonman, Moonman, please hear me.
We need you more than ever in twenty sixteen.

Well that's not right.
I was thinking of maggot girl, my bad.

sorry to disappoint, but I'm not finding her facebook. Tried searching her name and looking through old mutual friends, but I got nothing. I wouldn't be surprised if she has a new nickname or something she goes by now. To help with your curiosity, she looked similar to Lizzie Velasquez, just slightly less deformed.

Yeah, that's it, "Maggot Story" by "Blowfly Girl"

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I still don't get it

That's the joke, slowfriendo.

There really isn't much to get.

You can also check if you live in an area with its own eruv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_places_with_eruvin

If you played the right video games, then you probably read that in Mario's voice. That's the joke.

Looking at Ohio, all of those places are places I wished would burn down when I went to them, but I wasn't sure why at the time.

Here's why it doesn't work. By not providing a reason for the kids being dumbfounded, it automatically becomes anything. His language, him barging into the house, or him being anubis. You didn't refine the comic, you turned a joke with a setup and a punchline, as simple as it is, into pure lolsorandumb shit. You might as well draw silly faces on the last panel while you're at it.

I tought it was an extremely meta and complex joke, why split something so simple in 4 different panels? Why am i asking this if i know the response won't be satisfactory?

Just weirdness with Mario. You can take some things at face value.

Because you touch yourself at night

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Traps aren't gay

fixed that image for you

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Not an argument.

8/8 b8 m8

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You don't argue with children, you laugh at them until they cry themselves to sleep so you have a free minute

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I'm seeing lots of replies but no arguments.
Where's the proof that traps are gay?

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I couldn't resist.

It wouldn't be funny with just one panel. It wouldn't even register as a joke. Bad fan art at best.

Being drawn out overemphasizes the words being said, gives it the outward appearance of a comic strip and frames it as something comedic. It also gives time for Mario's demented look to sit in.

If it looks like a comic strip, you'll expect it to work as a comic strip, and that's the context in which it can leverage awkward timing and close to no content to make its magic.

Morona-Santiago

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hownew.ru

I thought you abandoned Holla Forums, hotwheels

You're jerkin it to a dude?

it's true, and you are the most cultured individual

They aren't though.

trap means that you think it's a woman but turns out to be a man
knowing that it's a trap, means the woman aspect falls away and it's just a man
now you tell me how that is not gay

How nu r u?

So you admit you weren't here in back in the day when there would be cross board arguments on whether traps were gay and cutfags vs uncutfags?

No, they are faggots.

You belong in a homocaust

Uhn? No I'm not talking about jerking off to traps, I'm talking about fucking them.

It's only gay if you suck a dick or get fucked in the ass

Sorry but if you think traps are gay you probably have brain damage anyways

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Oh excuse me, you're fucking a dude then

you're not the one defining what gay means, we already have a definition
simply being attracted to the same sex make you a raging faggot

Just like feeling like a girl makes you a girl right?

But traps look like girls, and thus it doesn't count as being attracted to the same sex.

DYLAN

Not just jerking it to a dude but KNOWINGLY jerking it to a dude.

I remember there being cutfags and uncutfags shitposting but trap discussion was fairly seldom outside porn boards and Holla Forums up until the past few years so I am going to say that it is a recent occurance that it is as widespread as it is now.

No they don't

I bet the people who fap to traps also think futa isn't gay

If you're masturbating to a penis you're gay.

no, you will never be a woman if you were not born one


but you niggers know that they are traps, which is the whole point here, so you know they are men

Explain how you draw that similarity of be dismissed as a homosexual

The good ones do.

No they don't

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futa is gay because the cocks aren't feminine and they add vaginas under the balls which is fucking abominable

Yes, and?
It's a girly guy who I get to fuck in the ass, then maybe get sucked off by him too. What's the issue?

If you masturbate to fat old men fucking women you could be fucking instead you have irredeemable taste user, sorry.

Both are gay

I rest my case

Is that the Genie? Because it looks like the Genie.

Both are straight

You're a low test beta

lol no

so why does it have to be a guy then?
because you can't score a woman, mister super alpha?

traps and being the gayest board is a Holla Forums tradition that started at least in 2009 or 2010.
It was full blown when I came back from Hiatus in 2011.

You're not getting the argument, if the argument is traps are gay because the modern definition is being attracted to men, then that must mean the modern definition of what qualifies as a woman must also apply.
Mental checkmate,faggot.

PROPOSITIONAL LOGIC TIME FUCKERS

THEREFORE

fight me you raging manfuckers

This

Variety is the spice of life

you could've just said you're retarded
gay is a mental illness, a condition

Fake and gay "pseudoscience"
The only faggots are those who think traps are gay

It's gay m80

But traps aren't gay

lol no

Where are your propositions, and where is your conclusion? There is no science at work here.

lol

A girly penis is as gay as a masculine vagina
So, not at all

Point me to a homo that would fuck a fit(or at least non-twink) man AND a trap
You can't. Traps look so much like women that no homo would be attracted to them. Its impossible.

just stop

Its genie from Akabur Princess trainer, an overrated VN, by a lazy as shit slav.

this

it's a boyPUSSY therefore female

It's a penis, on a man. You're gay there's no way you can hamster your way out of it

I want to fuck miniIka.

This is the pinnacle of discussion on chinese imageboards, if you're unhappy you can always leave.

I'm quite sure "traps" are called "traps" exactly because their bodies share so much with the body of a genuine woman that they get mistaken for one.

source my ass
faggots fuck anything as long as they get their cummies

meant for

I'm not touching the penis.
It's not in my hands, my mouth or my ass, therefore not gay.

You are attracted to it, sodomite

You're in a man's ass, you can't spin it any other way, sorry

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Traps being gay and Holla Forums being gay is not the same thing as Holla Forums jerking to traps. Like I said, discussion on traps in particular back then wasn't anywhere near as prominent as it is now.

Okay lets take a man-looking woman such as a tranny.
if you fuck a male-looking woman then you're gay. Yet it has a vagina.
No you're just retarded and trying to justify fucking a pre-op tranny.


Are you upset traps remind you of the times you took white liquid form your father?

It's a trap, so the ass is exactly like a girl ass.
not gay

ran out of arguments, huh

I'm attracted to everything but the penis.
But having a trap cum all over himself while I fuck him missionary is pretty great too

It's a penis attached to a man. You put your penis in a man's asshole. You're fags, it's okay to be a fag it's current year

Probably because their is a board called /cuteboys/ which may or not have cuteboys

My point is proven then.

It's not a man, it's a trap.
It's a trap's asshole and a trap's dick. Those things aren't gay

it's only gay sex if both of the parties are gay, but it's ok because I'm not gay so I can fuck a man as much as I want, get mad faggot

the fact that it is and always will be a man will never change

It's not gay unless the balls touch.

Traps are dudes, you fuck dudes. There's no way around it

This shit gets worse each comic, like what the fuck ?

They're "dudes" who look and act exactly like girls.
Not
gay

More like I'm wondering why you're quoting a spambot post about young boys taking penises form their fathers and you can't explain it.
Guess who's on the non-argument level.


By that logic you can be attracted to a manly woman and still be straight
You can't and its just that you can't into logic

I'd only heard about that, wasn't curious enough to actually poke around a bit.
I should probably download it and see if I could shove KILLER BEES in there somewhere, reupload wherever flashes are served.

a pink bike is still a bike

They're dudes, you're gay. It's okay to be gay you fags ;3

So if I have a dog that acts like a cat and I put a cat ear hairband on it, does that make it a cat? Or is it still a dog?

They might be dudes but traps aren't gay.

amoral sodomite only looking for self-gratification, typical.

a pink bike is pretty gay, unlike traps

did you reply to someone else here, you double nigger?

what are you?
some kind of faggot?

It's not gay if it's a feminine dick, but it is if it's a masculine vagina.

I took a cock up my ass, nothing gay about it. Having ejaculate in my asshole felt fantastic, as it dripped out in a mess of lube and semen.


Vaginas are fucking gross. Nothing gay about not wanting near one.

Yeah they are

Traps aren't trannies, retard.

Not an argument

You still haven't presented the argument that traps aren't gay, burden of proof is on you fag

Its right there user

Don't forget to thank daddy~

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I'd smack your daddy for raising you into this retard you are today

It's scientific fact.

No it isn't

Post the original

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yes

but they aren't

Are you a sjw?

It's a dude with a penis, you put your penis in the dudes asshole. It's gay.

They're exactly like them except for the cute penis

A femenine penis

it's not gay if I don't see it as a dude

Are you a gay?

Homosexuality is a mental illness

I thought it said Holla Forums when I got here but everybody is talking about traps and how they're not gay and everything else but vidya

what the fuck, guys
Stick to the topic

Yeah, good thing traps aren't gay then

can they bear children, do they have a uterus?

Then what are they? You have enclosed the word dudes in quotation marks. You have said they act exactly like girls and therefore are not gay.

The quotations marks would imply they are not in fact dudes, which is incorrect, for they still are. Homosexuality is defined as two biologically equivalent sexes fucking each other.

I again ask you to answer my question
What is the dog? Is it a cat?

Mental gymnastics in action, take note everyone

this is the designated shitposting thread

This thread kills the reddit

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Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, sodomite

No you retard, gay sex is only when two gays fuck eachother.
The trap who's taking it up in the ass is gay, yeah. But I'm not, so me fucking that trap isn't gay at all.
Got it?

Rome collapsed centuries ago, go away

Traps are fucking gay, who cares though.
I would rather you fucks bait n shit on this imageboard then in real life. Makes this place special you know.

well there you are wrong, one party can be gay and force themselves on the other party, it remains gay sex if both are the same sex

What does your poor interpetation of the dogs behaviour and you dressing it up a massive faggot has to do with traps not being gay?

They are, faggots, accept it already

Good points
>Morona Santiago
What was that thread about again, all i remember is that those images weren't even related to the main topic

IF YOU DON'T ACT GAY THEN YOU ARENT GAY

IF YOU FAP TO THIS, THAT DOESNtT AUTOMATICALLY AMKE YOU GAY

It's not hard!

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it's only gay sex if you are involved

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destroying_angel

And I repeat

Not an argument

gay

Now you're getting it.

Please stay focused. I know it's hard to concentrate when all you can think of is thick, hard dick. But, please bear with me and answer my goddamn question.

WHAT IS THE DOG?

Not an argument

A wig isn't even a defining feature of a trap, it's the girl clothes you dummo

How about I fuck my metaphorical shitpost hole

Not an argument

faggot lol

About as gay as traps.
So no, not at all.

anal sex with a man, pay attention

Not an argument either

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So fucking a women in the ass is gay?

If you get anal about traps, and you're a man, does that make you gay?

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I JUST WANT TO DRESS UP IN GIRLS CLOTHES AND GET FUCKED IN MY MOUTH AND ANAL HOLE

I==I DON'T WANT TO BE GAY FOR IT==

faggot

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no, that's why it's not gay to fuck women with cocks

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Who even cares, you're all homosexuals for even bothering.

It's like i'm on cuckchan

this

If I was gay why would I put the wig on him? Checkmate.

How long have you ladyboys been in the closet?

Traps aren't gay so no, it isn't gay.

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I'm not gay.

I really don't understand dude who aren't attacked to thicc little tomboy girls, you get the best of both worlds and its fucking awesome doing anything with a girl. Just saying. Also helps if they are fit.

For about as long as traps have been gay.
So, never.

this

because thicc means fat
cue that "UGH THICCER" comic

Thicc means fat as much as traps mean gay.
So, it doesn't

grasping for straws now, are we

Not an argument

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Alright, well I have had both so I don't mind either. The last time I went to the hair dresser with my gf the Asian hairdresser mistaken her for my brother. Man, I fucked the shit out of her that night.

Denial

Eh.
Kaname's too manly.
Broad shoulders, defined abdomen, etc.

Not like fit girls.
Brah you gay?

Being in the closet is a defining symptom of homosexuality

Come out of it, sodomite

You aren't gay unless you act like you're gay

Someone should just tell them. This is becoming sad.

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You should get out, then

ITT: Socially retarded people who try to convince strangers on the internet that fucking other socially retarded males in dresses is a perfectly viable substitute for pursuing real relationships with the opposite gender.

And this all happens because they watched too much Chinese cartoons and they discuss it on a rightist image board.

All me tbh

No, thank you

This sort of back and forth wasn't too uncommon many eons ago. But it usually only lasted a few posts and was very clearly just shitposting, not extended shitflinging sessions where people actually feel obligated to defend one position or the other.


The general theory was that those were locations of recent earthquakes in South-America. Not sure if there was any conclusive proof of that, but that seemed to be the general pattern when those posts kept cropping up.

So that's what I'm going with.

I don't want to be gay, so therefore, I'm not.

Just because I enjoy dick and hate vaginas doesn't make me gay. Milo's gay, because he acts like it and talks about it all the time. I'm not, enjoying fingerplay with another male doesn't mean shit. Neither does sucking cock, or drinking ejaculate, or taking it up the ass.

It's just a fetish, nothing gay about it.

gay isn't a choice
it's a mental illness

That's the real comedy right here

That's enough bait for one day, don't you think?

You should get some treatment then

You should get treated then.

this

Do you not remember the great Trap War of 2006?

savage
we're back in 2009 where people think "no u" is an actual argument

Oh man here we go little miss not-homosexual is going to womanexplain me why fucking traps and not her rotten womankind bitchy friends(and probably herself too. Actually, mostly herself because she actually hates her friends) is homosexual and probably brain damaged too, as if I needed to listen to all that garbage. You know if you just went back to Tumblr or wherever you came form instead of whining about how a homosexual man would fuck something that looks like a woman you would be doing something much more productive because of all those nu-males in there. What, you want to fuck a real man? Well how about you stop being a fucking house nigger instead? You already know that nu-males that follow you aren't going to become any better than they currently are so you should just give up and fuck them in your ball pits instead. Here's a beginners list: Not being fat, not being jealous men can be more feminine than you, not being a "feminist", not being a transexual(Transexuals aren't women. That goes both ways. They're both degenerate species leeching off actual normal heterosexual human people that didn't convert to your cult). Also don't be a fucking nigger. If you have a nigger facial structure which I am imagining looking with rage at the screen because men here are coming to fuck traps instead of you, then cut that shit out and go get facial reconstruction niggers are ugly as fuck and nobody is forced to look at inferior species anyways because they didn't pay to enter a Zoo. Or you know you could keep up shitting Holla Forums about how traps are gay, in which case, good for you I haven't had my "spot the redditor" game in weeks yet and I have to get my fill of shitposting and your shitty contentless posts fill that exact niche.

Did something happen at dumblr?

tl:dr?

It's more like we went back to 2007 when people actually thought that traps were gay

nice pasta

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So what's better

Furries or traps?

the bullet

I fapped to this. and I'm straight.

You wouldn't even know she's a boy until she took her clothes off.


You think THIS looks too manly?

Nothing to see here, move on.

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Man, I would do kaname so fucking hard.
You got the source for that?

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Heres the better one

I like chicks. I also like chicks with dicks. If that makes me gay, throw me in the oven with the rest of the degenerates. Idgaf.

Don't worry fam, chicks with dicks aren't gay.

Has a 1 inch dick
Yeah I would become a trap to if that's all that I had.

And if this was RL
Sorry user, traps are called traps for a reason. To trick straight men into fucking degenerate men.

Makes sense, except for the part that the thread was completely unrelated

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None since they'll both end up in the oven then hell.

My memories of olden times are, unfortunately, quite sparse. I just remember people arguing about it being a common theme, but one that never lasted for any real length of time in any one thread.

Unless those tripfags of yore were involved. Then it became the entire thread.


It happened in more than one thread.

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One day 4chaim was really fucking slow for some posting problems or server problems or some fuckery.
So one day a trap thread became one of such fierce argument it ended up spreading to other boards for 2 days.

Then moot or mods woke up and shitcanned all of them.

Are you telling me girls like that are rare?
Because my high school was full of them.

Reminder that if you think that traps are gay, you're as pathetic as moot and/or hotpockets

Reminder that if you think traps aren't gay, you're as degenerate as chris-chan

Chill out a bit.

Being a faggot is not a matter of culture or personality. The gay identity needs homosexuality to exist before it can even be conceived. If you like dicks and men, that makes you gay.

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source?

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I think I may have heard second-hand reports of that. I truly couldn't say for sure.

I did, however, get banned for shitposting on everyone's favorite one-day board. Or rather, banned for posting on it at all. Just thinking a purge like that could ever happen is great.

Haven't you heard he is a lesbian, meaning he only fucks women, I think Chris-chan actually hated traps as they would make his love interest in Sonichu comics a trap that fucks him in the ass.

I said degenerate, not gay

He never fucked anything living in his life

he actually paid a hooker

I doubt it

This is why 3D traps are disgusting. For every linetrap there are a thousand lanky fuckers with no ass, no hips but think they're cute.

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My autism just made me make a higher quality version.

Looks way better now :3

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That's why pinups are the pinnacle of straightness.

Source?

It feels like parody at this point
Holla Forums could have made this and it wouldn't look much different

Reality is stranger than fiction, fam.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_Goldberg

It would've beeen funnier if someone edits the third comic so Erika rapes the kid.

and also truer

Sauce?

I wish I was dead.

I dislike the doctors who get pissy with my psych patients

(checked)
I don't get it?

also, on the topic of jerking it

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Listen to the voices you fucking faggots They are dudes and you want to plunder their ass holes. You are gay.

WHAUPP FAGS!?

If you're masturbating at all, you're gay. You'll still deriving sexual pleasure from stroking a cock. If you like stroking cock, you're gay. The concept is so simple, I don't see how even you retarded faggots can't grasp this.

Now if you have your buddy come over and give you a handy, that's obviously not gay, because you're not getting off by touching penis.

(checked)
Gay is transitive, if one person is doing something gay, both partners are participating in a gay act.

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that faggot only masturbate to comatose girls

Do you prefer nameless self insert? I think I do, but eva doujins are often good art and full colour to boot.

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I hope it makes you laugh out loud
hillaryclinton.com/post/donald-trump-pepe-the-frog-and-white-supremacists-an-explainer/
archive.is/jzYXa

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This can't just be a coincidence.

The meme magic is flowing so strongly as of late that buying and selling rare pepes - actual, literal, physical rare pepes - is now a thing.

>>>Holla Forums7467668

If it's with a cock, is gay

After /bane/ got its plane crash, it was just a matter of time before Holla Forums would try to use it against jews.
Plus, Pepe is now a symbol of White Supremacy now, top kek

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So you are telling me that gay rape isn't gay?

so are you telling me you can't read?

But I'm straight. And don't enjoy it. How can it be gay?