Are you happy now, Holla Forums ?

Are you happy now, Holla Forums ?

No, because he's still alive.

It's not real until I see a body.

He's from the UK? I thought his accent was new zealand.

Why would I be happy about dodgy supermarket seafood?

Link or fuck off.

fucking asshole don't get my hopes up

Oh great, even his own demise is a big lie.

My sides

Nice one

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I just copied a joke someone made during the "Peter Molyneux was quitting the industry" hoax. Honestly it was funnier when they said it.

XD I love portal, it's my favorite ♥ game
The cake is a lie hehehehehe

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Did he die a procedurally generated death?

ok that was pretty good

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His accent is some kind of English/American amalgamation. Definitely not New Zealand, though.

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bruh

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>successfull
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