Less than 15 minutes till Sony's Tokyo Game Show conference. This conference normally has actual games, unlike Sony's other conferences that are run by their shittier western branches.
No wonder they have so much suicide. Jfc go to bed at a decent hour.
Samuel Jackson
今は午後 3:51 時だ.
Blake Reed
I hope they show Yakuza because that's the only thing I can give a shit about at this moment.
Jack Long
You will never be Japanese
Eli Russell
Please continue to post suggestive loli in the meantime
Josiah Campbell
WHEN'S ACE COMBAT 7
Adrian Bell
Ivan fuck off
Owen Davis
I'M READY FOR THE TRAINWRECK!
Easton Stewart
Post the complete image you nigger.
Nolan Cooper
Нет.
Michael Reyes
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Alexander Moore
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS IN 2 DAYS WHY IS IT NOW I GO TO THE DENTIST LIKE ONCE IN A YEAR AND THIS CONFERENCE JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE DURING THAT ONE TIME WHAT THE FUCK
Jonathan Edwards
Ivan, will you make love to my anus?
Daniel Baker
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Jackson Butler
postpone your appointment? You are a grown adult who is in control of these things right?
Because this board is for 18+ users only and it would be really silly for a grown man to still have his parents schedule appointments for him!
Connor Evans
It's starting!
Caleb Taylor
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Josiah King
IT BEGINS
Daniel Miller
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Angel Gray
WOW WOW
Alexander Allen
Убей себя, педик. Гомосексуалы не человек.
Ryan Rodriguez
ЧИКИ-БРИКИ!
Christopher Wilson
I'm surprised they had any western games in the lineup.
Gavin Stewart
The fuck is this shit?
John Green
Call of Duty officially no skill is cannon. Sony confirms.
Alexander Allen
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Kevin Myers
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Dylan Reyes
GUNDAM SPOTTED
Camden Gray
Nice rap they made, but they should've just played "We Fly High" instead
Adam Allen
I also noticed that. It'll probably be Japanese-only
Asher Richardson
Time to cry myself to sleep.
Chase Hernandez
doesn't matter, PS4's region free
Andrew Adams
Just started replaying Ace Combat 5 and man is that a comfy game. The gameplay, the story, hearing Puddle of Mudd. That game just takes you back. Still looks great and feels amazing.
Carson Richardson
Holy fuck these people are so bad at English
Ethan Johnson
そうだぜ
Grayson Smith
HARDWARE WITH A STORYLINE
Isaiah Barnes
wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
A large part of it is trying to translate while they're talking.
Josiah Carter
Jesus Christ, just hire a proper english speaker and have her read the script.
Ethan Nguyen
get hype for something
Michael Lewis
HARDWARE WITH DLC BUILT IN
Dominic Evans
...
Aiden Lewis
Holy fucking shit I'm crying This is too funny, I'm not a native English speaker either and I'm not even this bad
Matthew Williams
SAGA!
Cooper Cook
MOTHERFUCKING SAGA BITCHES
David Fisher
World Health Organization
Lucas Clark
New Vita colors that probably won't make it out of Japan. Yippee.
Matthew Morgan
FUCK YEAH COLORS VITA IS SAVED
Mason Thompson
...
Adrian Jenkins
monitor cats
Cooper Stewart
...
Jason Myers
W E E
Adam Peterson
Wow this is amazing, you know they are just pushing through the third party trash like Cod and Watch Dogs getting ready to show off the real content that people actually want.
Hudson Campbell
Say it with me
Christopher Long
WE WUZ HACKERS N SHET
Nicholas Sullivan
rip stream
Lincoln Cox
Fingers crossed for more info on Killing Bites and that Soul Calibur VI announcement.
The chick in Horizon is way less annoying in Nipponese.
Henry Mitchell
Wow more new games, that Horizon Zero Dawn looks good.
Jack Ward
Come on, Bamco, do something good.
Isaiah Hernandez
GUNDAM
Jordan Jenkins
Gundam Vs.!
Eli Adams
Oh fuck yeah
Jace Johnson
Mobile Suit Wubdam
Andrew Gomez
That better fucking be a tenative title and not another reboot that is just the series name
Mason Murphy
Or you'll do what, user?
Gavin Allen
This remix is nice. WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
Austin Moore
Drink some more.
Gabriel Morgan
DIDNEY WORL
Henry Adams
Holy shit
Asher Davis
we suffer together
Jack Phillips
RELEASE DATE PLS
Joshua Richardson
thanks taro
Isaac Garcia
2017.2.23
Kevin Wright
You got it. 2.23.2017
Hudson Clark
I guess the SC franchise was just ANOTHER STAGE IN HISTORY.
Sebastian Miller
YES THANK YOU BASED KAMISAMA DOMO ARIGATOU MR. ROBOTO
Julian Bailey
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tyler Thompson
The English stream seems to be back up.
Jace Russell
THANKS CRAZY MOONMAN
It's not AC7 but I'll fuckin' take Gundamu and Nier.
Ryan Gonzalez
DUBS SAY RETURN RIGHTFUL BELKAN CLAY!
Aaron Walker
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Ryan Miller
Oh sweet, Wii golf!
Eli Wright
the absolute madmen
Jonathan Gomez
NICE SHOT
Kevin Barnes
GOLF FISHING
Parker Morales
...
Landon Nguyen
Mina no Golf started on the PS1
Ryan Price
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK
Caleb Butler
nobody actually cares enough about golf to know that faggot
Charles Gonzalez
EDF
Ethan Ramirez
NEW EDF
Camden Watson
E
D
F
Blake Jones
EDF!
Leo Ortiz
E D F E D F E D F E D F
Chase Stewart
From vicious giant insects who have once again come back!
Ayden Ramirez
FUCKEN A
Oliver Gomez
oi cunt, wheres the Miku?!!
Robert Cooper
PC FAGS GET FUCKED EDF5 NIGGAS
Julian Butler
Fortune Street
Zachary Butler
oh a new fortune street
Julian Bennett
We'll unleash all our forces, we won't cut them any slack!
Justin Gutierrez
EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF!
THE EDF DEPLOYS!
Nolan Kelly
Same will probably happen to Nioh, also.
Blake Clark
Time for Samurai Bob, it seems.
Hudson Hill
the beggar race has arrived you can enjoy the scraps a year later, ok?
Julian Gutierrez
Frog Titans in EDF5. I can't be surprised anymore…
Dominic Barnes
"Dee cade"
Wyatt Roberts
lol no. I'm just being realistic
Colton Kelly
February is shaping up to be pretty good.
Christopher Jackson
BIG NEWS!
Logan Peterson
Ninja Gaiden
Samuel Flores
A Ninja Gaiden musou?
Jose Green
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Nathaniel Carter
More like waiting a year for the definitive version. Thanks for beta testing on such a weak device. I'll be sure to lend you my phone so you can play on something stronger next time.
Nolan Ross
what a disaster
David Thomas
ATELIER IN MUSOU WHAT THE FUCK
Tyler Garcia
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Evan Brooks
Musou Stars Musou Stars Musou Stars Musou Stars
Asher Reyes
I recognize that silhouette.
Landon Sanchez
Stop with your console war shit faggots
Caleb Wright
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Joseph Richardson
just keep waiting, the adults are talking right now
Chase Johnson
really what is left to get a fucking musou
I want a Terraformars one
Jayden Martinez
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Bentley Gonzalez
it's even worse than that it's a fucking compilation cast musou
Henry Harris
This guy's gonna fuck a DoA
Ayden Clark
RIGHT THERE CUNT
Ethan Reyes
They could have least shown Nioh as eye bleach. Wasn't that game supposed to be showcased in this conference?
Matthew Adams
That's probably all the AC7 footage we're going to see over this year's TGS.
Ayden Parker
Waifu time.
Josiah Scott
Musou Stars, featuring Sophie from the Atelier series
Jack Smith
Oh, fuck. An actual waifu simulator.
Isaac Wilson
oh god no
please no
Ian Rivera
wew lad
Cooper Green
Waifu age is here
Matthew Torres
waifu vr
Michael Hernandez
A REAL HUMAN BEAN
Colton Butler
Oh…? oh
Lincoln Moore
IT'S FUCKING OVER. THROUGH DICK UNITY!
David Brooks
Look at this shit tier waifu
Xavier Green
LITERAL WAIFU SIM
Kayden Morgan
The team that makes Tekken is making this
Grayson Gomez
I'd like to teach Bandai Namco a summer lesson for making this shit.
Jackson Collins
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Ayden Cook
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Benjamin Adams
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Dylan Long
This looks like a tower defense game.
This better not fucking be a tower defense game
Landon Allen
This looks like 3D Dot Game Hero without the dots
Isaiah Cook
that castle was much too small for that king and queen.
Nathaniel Perry
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Lincoln Sanchez
Or you'll do what, user?
Bentley Powell
Fuck you Acquire
Elijah Turner
what the fuck was that
Ryan Young
I think it said it was Badman.
Hunter Gonzalez
Resident Evil.
Kayden Mitchell
wait what
Jack Gutierrez
That turned gay real fast
Charles Brooks
What the fuck?
Isaiah Martinez
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Austin Hill
Well that shifted in tone quickly.
Xavier Long
The fuck is this
Jayden Edwards
Some faggot band is going to be in RE7.
Nolan Davis
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Jayden Miller
What a weird new Resident Evil
Anthony Diaz
Niggers, we were looking at Resident Evil and then it became a faggotfest.
Hudson Miller
IT'S A VR RESIDENT EVIL MUSIC VIDEO
AHAHAHAHFDNAFDJHNATHRAJ
Cameron Rogers
I'm afraid.
Samuel Gutierrez
lucky thing resident evil hasn't been worthy of notice for a while
Michael Campbell
oh shit actual game?
Blake Williams
Kill me
Cooper Gomez
oh
Charles Ramirez
Uhh… what?
I wanted Chris punching boulders kind of cheese, not whatever the fuck this is.
Ryan White
L'Arc-coon City
get it right
Jaxon Powell
So detroit?
Josiah Torres
"It's a music video which is totally new and unprecedented"
Josiah Nguyen
It's both funny and sad how Biohazard became a zombie franchise.
Logan Wilson
the most generic pop punk music tune ever
Jaxon Stewart
What is this faggot shit? Holy fuck.
Isaac Torres
(((Sony wins again)))
Carson Lewis
VR corgi swarm when?
Noah Martinez
Video games.
Christopher Green
Seems like this is the 'Jap onry shit you don't care about' segment.
Ethan Collins
it's shit
Robert Morales
I'm having a really hard time believing people in Japan are heavily invested in the VR meme. Aren't they primarily a mobile consumer base now?
Landon Harris
OH BOY TWITTER!
Hudson Jackson
please stop with this
Aiden Phillips
I WANT VR TO LEAVE
Hudson Diaz
VIDEO GAMES, SONY. VIDEO GAMES!
Grayson Allen
How is this stream being translated in real time Muh localization companies say it takes months of hard work and changes to make this stuff understandable because japanese is so different They wouldn't lie to us, right?
Landon Allen
With half a million NEETs? Hell yeah they're invested in VR.
Noah Rogers
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Austin Roberts
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Samuel Smith
Damn that's fucking soon
Robert Green
A presentation is one thing. She's interpreting. Games with lore and shit are much more complex.
t. actual translator
Samuel Carter
I've been watching it in jap since the english stream went down. Actually understanding enough of it to know what types of games are what, I'm only missing out on the marketing words and month names on dates.
Christopher Brown
most of the JP VR devs on twitter are showing off legitimately interesting games.
Xavier Morris
SPORTS TV SPORTS TV
Lincoln Brown
Normalfag machine
Dominic Nguyen
WHERE DA VIDEO GAMES?
Nathan Davis
THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN VR I REGRET EVERYTHING
Brody Kelly
Hmm, ah well. I didn't think VR would be popular outside of the most niche consumers.
Grayson Hill
"A little bitch?"
Logan Robinson
"Now let me touch on the little bitch"
Carson Barnes
now let me touch upon a little bitch
Matthew Butler
consoles were always normalfag machines
Mason Myers
best thing to come from this conference so far
Cameron Hill
ANIPLEX
My favorite
Christopher Morgan
In nipland they're primarily NEET machines, with secondary uses for normalfags too. Nipnongs see PCs as porn and doujingame machines only.
Alexander Jackson
For fucks sake.
Landon Perry
WHAT COULD IT BEEEE
Jaxon Barnes
Mus be that Granblue Fantasy game announced a while ago
Parker Lewis
Gib me this gaem nao.
Josiah Gomez
oh boy a dragon's dogma sequel :^^^^)
Austin Russell
Well wouldcha look at that
Austin Gutierrez
2018? Fuck me in the ass.
Connor Thompson
That actually looked fun.
Ian Harris
What
Jordan Barnes
Might as well wait till next year to show it off.
Joshua Allen
wow the new zelda game looks nice
Carter Thompson
No.
Matthew Morgan
Re:Link looked pretty neat.
Samuel Smith
Did he just mentioned PC?
Ryan Wood
My dream game
Camden Martin
why does this man looks like he feasts on pure horse hearts
Elijah Martinez
KOJIMBO
Bentley Cox
Poor woman probably sick of Sony shit too.
Liam Ortiz
so like, the entire korean grindcore genre?
Blake Price
oh fuck
Zachary Hughes
Kojimbo
Lincoln Johnson
KOJIMA!
Jaxson Foster
HIDEO KOJIMA HOLY FUCK
Samuel Reyes
Hey, Hideo
Nathan Evans
KOJIMBO BOYS
Charles Ross
LET THE LEGEND COME BACK TO LIFE
Levi Davis
He's looking old.
Lincoln Hernandez
I'M BACK
Jeremiah Thomas
Komjimbles, please show actual game footage.
Liam Allen
DID I MENTION I RIKE REEDUS?
Jeremiah Reyes
You shut your whore mouth.
Kevin Price
I'm dying
Jason Cook
God dammit Kojima
Josiah Lee
short story rope
Juan Hernandez
Someone send her some help.
Blake Nelson
Oh fuck off with open world.
Parker Butler
I'm seriously wondering what this game is about now.
Easton Martinez
Because that worked so well last time
Anthony Scott
jewtube embed for anyone that wants the 'pop out' option
Blake Thomas
touching upon a bitch
Aiden Morgan
did I miss the nier automata announcement?
Lincoln Sullivan
Yes. 2017.2.23
Nolan Williams
the fuck happened to the 'pop out' option?
Kayden Miller
A KUMBAYA GAME BY KOJIMBO
Luke Hill
Is that Del Toro in the drawing?
Cooper Cooper
I think so.
Luke Cooper
was that fucking del toro
Brody Mitchell
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Thomas Nelson
I heard him say gameu-puray
Jeremiah Ortiz
No gameplay, have Hideo Kojima Productions hand drawn images instead
Christopher Diaz
Kojimbo pls
Carter Young
I love you Kojimbles, but don't lie.
Angel Miller
yes
Xavier Phillips
MOVIES!
Nathan Stewart
fuck this
Sebastian Lewis
At least he said a fair amount more info about the game, he's got me interested.
Asher Hernandez
vr shit again?
Gavin Baker
I didn't understand any of that shit.
Cooper Kelly
Goddammit.
William Allen
i wonder why
Noah Cox
Fucking end me.
Easton Martinez
Maybe next time
Liam Cook
ropes and rods and death stranding and stranding and strand WHAT DON'T YOU GET
Levi Phillips
...
Juan Gomez
WHERE IS APPLESCAPE 4
Ryder Garcia
I just hope next time isn't next year's E3.
James Evans
Del Toro, Norman Feetus, Kojima and ?
is it Hannibal Lector?
Landon Barnes
beached dead dolphins and beached dead whales = death stranding
Hunter Myers
It won't be
It'll be E3 2018
Gavin Bailey
Does Kojima want me to fish beached whales with my fetus?
Asher Bailey
It's probably for the best You remember how far out of hand the MGSV hype train got out of hand between when they started showing it off and when the game came out
Luis Lewis
while they talk about this crap, did Granblue Fantasy relink remind anyone else of Dragon's Dogma?
Noah James
"Sempai, I'm drowning in comments!~~"
Carter Ross
What's that software Japs always use that has comments flying over the screen?
Gavin Reed
Third from the left isn't Kojimbo, he has a mustache.
Aaron Evans
So this is what nip normalfags look like.
Luis Rivera
Maybe it's dorito pope.
Jaxson Peterson
Oh man, the translator for the English restream is such a peach.
Joshua Davis
you're gonna need a bigger fetus for whales but eventually yes
Xavier Gutierrez
...
Austin Carter
combat actually looks good tho
Parker Nguyen
any Holla Forums chatroom?
Gabriel Lewis
This fucking translator is switching modes. Next level.
Nathan Gray
infinity.moe
Nathaniel Cruz
Please
Good point.
Carson Williams
If only we could have invaded the Nico Nico Douga's steam comments with random shit.
Bentley Sullivan
...
Juan Bell
wait what the fuck
is it a different translator or does she have a split fucking personality
Joshua Young
PS+ is the biggest fucking scam
Daniel Garcia
Two interpreters because you get confused if you're not experienced.
Aiden Brooks
no no, stuff like wow is far worse
Adam Ortiz
I can imagine; they sound confused as hell
Julian Nguyen
Look at all those video games.
Elijah Torres
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Nicholas Cook
at least you are getting a game for WoW subsciription Ps4 only has 1 game that has dead online and thats Bloodborne and you get NO good games with the PS+ shit fucking gone home every month
Gabriel Davis
Is it just me, or does the interpreter sound really fucking bored? I can imagine her groaning inside.
Matthew Bailey
Vita got Patapon 3 last month. It's pretty good.
Nathan Roberts
gone home was for one month, and ps+ is cheaper, supports 3 systems, and because one system may not get good ps+ games doesn't mean the others don't. PS3 just got yakuza 5 for free.
PS4 also has more than one good game.
Oliver Sanders
It's not bored, man. Jesus, it's really fucking hard not to fuck up when you're interpreting, especially if you don't know what the subject is about, which seems to be the case. She's trying to focus really hard on what he's saying.
Dominic Martinez
I hope you will receive our BATTON.
Liam Robinson
...
Gabriel Sanders
Is PlayStation into BDSM?
Michael Cook
I wouldn't expect reading a script to be that exciting
Henry Torres
Also that guy looks like Japanese George Bush
I am morbidly curious on Japanese Jeb Bush
Thomas Mitchell
I thought he died mid-bow there a moment.
Isaiah Young
It's a fucking PSP game, and not even as good as the first two.
Dylan Gomez
...
Asher Wood
I notice PS3 gets decent games sometimes but PS4 doesn't get shit.
The best free games I ever saw for PS4 given out were MGS Ground Zeroes and Rocket League.
Liam Wood
Wait, that's it?
Charles Murphy
Annnd uh….guess thats it.
Dylan Johnson
What?
That was it?
Evan Thomas
Well, that was fucking shit
Luke Reyes
Welp, that was a load of shit.
Jayden Clark
HARAMBE
Jaxson Lewis
just because you don't know about them doesn't mean they don't exist, normalfag
Aaron Diaz
There's that phrase again.
Eli Sanders
that's a little bit fucked up
Jason Kelly
I think I just got trolled
Christopher Diaz
So there were only like 4 games with in game footage. And two of them were a waifu sim and a comfy field sim.
Hunter Miller
Puraystayshun *ding* did they say anything about EDF5 or not?
Jaxon Ramirez
EDF5 confirmed, Nioh and Nier release dates. P.good, already way better than E3, 9/11.
Luke Scott
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Jack Nelson
Just looking at the silver lining
Levi Butler
And apparently, Nioh comes out the same fucking month as Nier, at least in Japan.
only a retarded faggot would say that at this point. It is not my problem he doesn't know shit about video games.
Grayson Scott
I cant do spoilers on phone. Im sure id be much angrier if the stream didnt make me drink
Jaxon Gutierrez
No mention of the actual SL?
Christian Bailey
Whatever you say, shill
Jordan Diaz
everyone who disagrees with you is a shill
Jace Morris
You're blindly defending a company and are deflecting and dismissing everyone other than you as idiots when put on the spot and asked to name even a single not-bloodborne game the system has
Andrew James
all I've done is refuse to tell him other games and told him to look it up himself. I don't know what he likes, and I don't care to share what I like. It is his own problem to solve, not mine.
Everything else is in your head.
Nathan Ramirez
Then who are you to be telling him it has good games if you think the matter is so subjective that specific examples can't be named? Fuck off shill
Joseph Harris
it's not so complicated. You don't need to be baffled. It's a matter of there are several games worth checking out on the system. Look them up yourself and decide on your own. See? Simple. When only one example is commonly put forward, why entertain it?
Camden Collins
He's just being autistic.
Mental gymnastics aren't exclusive to tumblrinas: you have anons who avatarfag on an anonymous imageboard, and elitists afraid of declaring they play anything but plebbit's top 10 in fear they get called a faggot.
Adam Powell
I mostly play old games, saturn's been a big thing for me lately. You're taking a lot of time to try and dismiss me, but not any time to look into new games to enjoy. Your priorities are pretty skewed.
Isaiah Richardson
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Ian Ward
Nobody cares, kid. Quit whining and sperging like a millennial.
Carson Edwards
Pick one.
Since you're an autist I'll spell it out for you: When user asked you to name good games on the PS4 he wasn't asking what games you thought he would like. That would be insane. He was asking what you liked, and why you liked them. If you gave him your opinion he may see a game he already dismissed in a new light. Or maybe he won't. Either way he's asking for his opinion to be challenged in the hopes of learning something new. That's why you're being called a shill and/ or an autist. You only came in to say something about the PS4 without actually wanting to have a real conversation. Either because you just wanted to buzz the PS4 as a shill or because you don't know how humans converse.
Yes, I realize this is probably falling on deaf ears.
Aiden Hall
sure, go check out gravity rush hd, croixleur sigma, astebreed, uncharted 4, odinsphere leiftreiser, gal gun, senran kagura ev, and ratchet remake. that's a decent start, and most of these games are very cheap.
might go against the narrative here a bit. have fun!
Gavin Lopez
Your final answer was a bunch of multiplats?
Lincoln Murphy
I'm not going to lie to you, these are also the best versions of these games.