Pokemon Thread

Is not about post game, if you dont enjoy the main travel, don't even bother with the little one in the end. Is just excuses to rush past the story, like if competition was the only thing in these games. Exploration always play part too.

It's a normalfag meme
le pineapple pizza literally barf xD

No.

Is fucking expe sive nowdays, I have SS, I lost my pokewalker once, I got a replacement in like in 13 dls (no my main currency), I've waiting to get a HG but that shit cost 80, even 1000 dls easily. Thank god I got a Platinum before he raise in prices. Platinum is good as wine.

Even the white people there are pretty tan dude. It kind of comes with the environment.

Are you actually suggesting that anyone on Holla Forums has any idea what the sun is, let alone a tan?

Are you saying they are pale crackers?

Fair point

Ice-type Ninetales looks interesting, and it seems they've done something to change the typical gym leader formula.

I'm not sold on it, though, it might still end up being as disappointing as gen 6.

I'll look into this, since I might do a nuzlocke on SS. The price hike on the older games is fucking ridiculous.

xy protags confirmed to have shit taste

I'm American and I fucking love pineapples on my pizza.

I'm American and I love pineapple pizza. Especially with bbq sauce.

I want to cuddle Lusamine.

I do enjoy the main travel, it's the post game that gives me a reason to stick around and enjoy the region.
Sure that would be great but there hasn't been decent exploration in a main line pokemon game in awhile, every gen the regions get more and more streamlined and get less optional areas.
Gen 6 had fuck all optional areas.

What are you talking about? 8ch doesn't have mods either.

Actually its roots are Canadian.

New main games coming out in about 2 months

I want to touch her hair.

Makes sense. Leave it to the Canadians to have such shit taste in pizza.

X/Y fucking killed all my will to interact with Pokémon, so I've skipped ORAS for fear of my favorite gen getting soiled. It's been hard trying to convince myself to want to buy secondhand for Sun/Moon, but there's a lot of neat things coming up. I don't want to be conned like that again.

Technically Italian-Canadians, but yeah still a product of A FUCKING LEAF

I really doubt Canadians were the first people to mix sweet and salty

What's salty about a pizza?

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The salt on it

looks more like some post-modern cape worn as a wig

"piracy", bro, just download it for free when it comes out

He didn't even bring up an argument at all, user.

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I never said anything about putting salt on a pizza. Pizza has salt put in it when it's made

Except no Pokemon game is shit tier.

the cheese I guess

user please stop baiting

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Okay now you're just being silly

Gen 6 tried pretty hard, to be honest

It succeeded

>>>/reddit/

I've enjoyed every Pokemon game. Maybe you fags need to enjoy the actual game instead of caring about lame superficial shit.

How can we enjoy it when the game has no substance?

How isn't Pokemon battling the substance of the game?

Not all of us eat shit design when it's got a name on it, user. Something I believe they call standards.

Except Pokemon is well above standard.

Ebin argument for scat play.

If battling is the only thing substantial to pokemon than there is no reason to play the mainline games over pokemon showdown trash.

when the gym leaders etc. offer no challenge whatsoever
remember when late game gym leaders and elite 4 had five monsters?

Five Pokemon and all of them were trash.

OK buddy, whatever helps you sleep at night right next to that gamefreak body pillow with dildo attachment already up your ass.

Gen 4 most comfy. If Lillie isn't ub01 it will put gen 7 into pure shit category. Even then it will probably be "at least it isn't gen 6" tier, which isn't saying much.

By that logic you are saying that battling 3 trash pokemon is better than 5 :^)?

Nice ad hominem.

Why?

I hope we get at least one other ultrabeast, one that actually looks weird as fuck or uses weird looking abilities

Because I want something interesting in the game. It would be nice to have the legendaries be introduced through a different means than fighting the bad guy, going into a random cave, or chasing it at routes. Having a "I was a pokemon the whole time" would be much more fun than "I heard the pokemon is here, let's get it."

ub01 will be related to her but she won't be ub01

my fucking god

I don't think you could catch it since it's not a Pokemon but if UB-01 is obtainable then it might be through a different way.

she's a goddess

a god you mean.

This. Chances are UB-01 was developed as some sort of exoskeleton or armor for her, given UB-01 seems to have the exact shape to be used as a hat.

That, or they pull a Dark Seed and say they are actually the same person, but from different dimensions.

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her design outfabulous every jojo in existance

It'll probably be pretty lackluster. The designs are okay at best, and it looks like power creep is going to fuck them over too, with those huge fuck you cutscene moves they've introduced.
Not that I've played it since Gen 4 so whatever. I'll probably go replay Emerald sometime soon.

The romhacks for B&W2 are the best games in the series, man.
Try those

Why are Pokemon so sexy?

Honestly, Z-Moves is the least power-creep-like power-creep I have seen in a Pokemon game yet, as it's a 1 PP Move that requires a hold item and probably doesn't help with mega-evolution.

I do expect a mon that changes forms once it unleashes a Z-Move though, maybe Type: Null removes it's armor using it? And being compatible with every non-unique Z Move stone, allowing it a One-Shot Protean and also mirroring Arceus's Multitype

Because they're (mostly) well-designed. Anything with a good design can easily be made into porn.

Do we know for sure it'll work like this? considering the bracelet looks like it has multiple slots for these z-moves it would seem it's more the trainer is equipped with the hold item and let's compatible pokemon use the move.

So are Mega-evos still in or are Z-moves replacing them?

They require a held item.

Most likely still in, I'd love it if they were removed though.
Z-Moves are as crappy as muhgas though

Megas are kill, user. Regional forms and Z-moves are the new hotness.

pokemon-sunmoon.com/en-us/z-moves/

Literally on the fucking page, apply yourself.

I just want mega evos to still be in so pic related has a chance at becoming viable.

He could get an evo, or a stat boost, or a cool new ability.
We don't need megas.

I don't really care what they do. I just want Magma Slug to have a chance to shine.

It is based on a Tropical Island that is known for being a good vacation stop. It will be comfy. I care mostly for good Battles So far I like most of the designs, the only thing I don't like is Alola Variants as a concept. Hyper Training is a good send, all they are missing is a reliable way of leveling up all the way to level 100; of course this would be in the post-game after the only thing left is the battle facilities or Online Battles. I don’t see Z-Moves as a “Power Creep” to situational and wasting your Item Slot in a one-time only attack seems too little gain in comparison to a choice item or the life orb. ZM are pretty much Attack Gems on steroids.

ZM requiere the Z-Stone and Z-Crystal.
pokemon-sunmoon.com/en-us/z-moves/

A few questions for everyone:

That's a snail though you fucking retard.

No it's a slug who's back is a bit stiff

I expected second pic to be the variation with the screamer.

Typhlosion
B2W2
Pokemon Puzzle League
B2W2
Can't pick. I love all gens except 3 and 6.
One on one.
Blue/Green from the Viridian City Gym.
Old characters making a comeback.
Mimikyu
Exeggutor of course.

Because they're cute

I don't bait like that, I only have cute pics.

Gengar
Gold
Snap
Gold
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2, but I like 3 quite a bit too
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sabrina
Better doujins
What was the sandcastle one called?
Sexy Meowth

Sandygast and Pallosand.

Typhlosion
Emerald
Snap
Emerald
Uh, Ampharos?
3 or 4
Double
Maylene
That it completely breaks the formula and they never look back
Salandit
Sandslash

I like too many of them to pick a favorite.
Platinum, easy.
Super Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, though Gale of Darkness is a close second.
Still Platinum.
Mega Scizor.
4.
Singles.
Again, I don't have a favorite.
Hard Mode, decent postgame, more nonlinear exploration
Gumshoos
Alola Vulpix is the cutest damn thing.

Torterra
Pokemon platinum and bw2
Pokemon ranger series
Black and while 2
Mega beedrill
4
Doubles
CRASH WAKER, Clair and roxie
Another stat boost for shitmons like how
Make crossgen evolutions a thing again
Split evolution for startes be real
Redo the hidden ability for some mons because unnerve as hidden ability a shit
Mimikyu, fartlizard, type:null
Marowak and exeggutor

Is anyone else actually going to nickname type:null? it feels like it was meant to be for some reason, and I'm not the type of person who nickname his pokemon

Nicknaming Type:Null sounds like the right thing to do, his official name is a error that occurs when something that should be assigned is missing. In this case, his name. So by giving a nickname to TN, you are giving what he lacks, a name.

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Which pokemon has the comfiest ass?

Beedrill
White 2
Those Pokemon mini games
White 2
M-Gardevoir
3 and 5
Rotation
Valerie
hard mode and alolan bugs or jynx
Vikavolt and Wimpod
Raichu

Have a better version.

10/10

Someone at GF is a massive Jojofag

It's not hard to imagine, Jojo is fucking massive in Japland so even the normalfags there know about it.

Hey, reposting from fullderp, since it was at least pokemon related, but I'm in need of a friend code with a Normal-Type friend safari for XY, so I can grab myself some breeding Ditto.

1264-0364-2023 is mine, no idea what type my safari is though.

Arcanine
GSC
Pokemon Adventures: Red Edition (Romhack)
3
OU
Lt. Surge (Pokemon Adventures: Red Edition)
A not-shit Pokemon Amie
Mimikyu
Ninetales

that guy is just chuuni as fuck

marlo get out

I can send you a Nipp perfect ditto via the GTS.

Pory2 or Liepard. Exegg is up there too.
B&W2
Explorers of Sky
Blaze Black and Volt White 2
megas in the current year
having a favorite gen in the current year 2
Singles
Claire
no hopes
Type:null
Exegg

thanks bruh, what do you want for it?

How does Pokebank fuck over hacked Pokemon?
Do they delete them, or do they actually stop you using Pokebank.

I seem to have my hands on an Abomasnow in a Love Ball from HG/SS, and a hacked Slowpoke that seems legit from appearance.
It has perfect IV in everything except attack. I want to use it on TR team.

Gyarados
Diamond because it hat some spooky and mysterious, but still subtle content.
Compare that to the "bad acting and shitty cutscenes belonging into a cheap Final Fantasy ripoff"-simulator that BWB2W2XYLGBTORAS are.
How about I spin my boot into your ass?
Diamond
I fucking hate it when devs just shove gimmicks into a game instead of trying do do somthing completely different. How about making a Pokemon game that isn't "So you're this little boy who wants to be the totally bestest trainer of all best trainerses ever so you gotta beat all those 8 gym leaders and then beat the top 4 and beat the local champ but wait here's team niggerfaggot which is evil and wants to steal pokeymans / flood or burn everything / destroy the universe / I don't even know anymore so you gotta beat them, too, BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE so here you have some rival that you will hate because we made him annoying in a way that you just want to fuck his shit up".
2. after 3 the Pokemon designs started to go downhill.
I have no idea what you're even asking. double, I guess?
My boner hasn't decided yet.
Just fuck my shit up.
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
JUST

The hack detection is shit, I literally pass 60 perfect iv hacked mons that seem legit
So you are pretty safe

If the back detects any abnormality it won't let you put it in, I think.

Just dump anything, I have several dittos and already finished the dex.

If it's possible to obtain in the game they come from, then it transfers over just fine.

That's how I got perfect IV dittos for every nature and tones of hacked event pokemon like multiples of the Toys "R" Us Arceus with Judgment/Roar of Time/Spacial Rend/Shadow Force

cool, gimmie like 10 mins and I'll look for it.
What's yer name on GTS?

Neat!

How do I hack?
Do I need to homebrew my 3DS- or adjust by DNS on my router?

I've never had problems transferring hacked pokemon as long as they aren't in a special pokeball and don't have obviously hacked stats. Perfect stats go through fine but ones that don't match up will get filtered.

no clue, I just did all my hacking on gen 3/4/5 games then moved them over to gen 6. Never done hacking on gen 6 since it's so piss easy to get the perfect pokemon now.

Anyone needs fast leveling in ORAS, use this.

Make sure the secret meadow is clear, and you have enough slots free.

They're all triple battles against level 100 blissy with Toxic Orbs only using Healing Wish.

Make sure you use the level unlimiter decoration in your base so you can fight them at 100 instead of 50.

And remember it's triple battles. You need a minimum of 3 Pokemon.

I'm guessing it evolves into Dragon/Fighting and if they're going for Jojo references it might look like The World and Dio combined together and the Dex entry might mention it getting power hungry and betraying its brethren.

I really can't leave the ditto an ask for a shitmon, it will sniped. Just drop a biduff or some other shitmon(tell me which) and I will send it to you. Leave a message so I can regonize you(again, tell me here)

Yep.

Z moves are probably replacing mega evos, even if Z moves 1HKO on neutral hit its probably weaker than megas.

Alright, my name on there is Alix and I'll leave a comment saying "Honkus Badonkus"
Seems recognisable enough.

Yes, what Pokemon are you leaving? I need to know that.

A Lv.9 Taillow, sorry.

The dirty deed done dirt cheap is done

God I hope bottlecaps are easy in Sun/Moon.

Even when I HAVE decent IV contenders, it never comes out how I want.

You are now and forever my eternal nigger

if i had to guess, you can only get them through Battle Points obtainable in the designated post-game battle building just like that item to change a pokemon's ability

Didn't Sun and Moon do this? We have no gyms, no HMs, possibly no elite 4, a down-to-earth antagonist whose motivations seem legit, an "evil" team that might not actually be the real bad guys (if theories about the Aether Foundation are correct), and a rival who isn't a constant ass all the time.

As for the whole "So you're this little boy who wants to be the totally bestest trainer of all best trainerses" thing, god forbid Gamefreak makes the protagonists resemble their target demographic. Also why the fuck shouldn't they wan't to be the best trainer? You wanna aim lower than that like a faggot?

Starmie. Bro since Emerald.
Sapphire. The game that hooked me back on the franchise.
Mystery Dungeon
Tie-in between Sapphire, Blue and Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky
Ampharos. You can't go wrong with that hair.
Third. The last one before the power creep became too heavy.
Rotation. Hordes being a close second.
None in particular.
Alternate shiny colors, as IVs can be maxed now with caps, we might as well get new colors.
Mimikyuu.
Everyone's favorite new Grass/Dragon Exeggutor. Marowak is fine too.

I'm honestly not looking forward to Sun/Moon at all, I can't quite explain it but I feel like I'm getting Hoenn vibes from this upcoming gen and that's not a good thing.

It'll be pretty damn bad

Also forgot to mention:

why not use an example that actually makes sense

Best

Get outta here with that shit taste.

Cofagrigus
White 2
Haven't really played many, so Mystery Dungeon. Probably would still be my favorite anyway though
Still White 2, although for the record, Soulsilver is close behind.
Aggron
V
Singles
I don't know.
Buff shitmons, return of hard mode, a postgame, and overall to not be as blasé as Gen 6.
Tie between Type Null, Wishiwashi, and Mimikyu
Snowshrew and Snowslash

Tyrantrum
Black & White
Poken
Heart Gold
Mega-Kenga

I don't use it online because it makes me feel like a fag.
5
Doubles
Jasmine
Actual difficulty.
Best starter to be real
Vikavolt
Ninetales

Gardevoir best

Emerald. No other game so far has given me the same feeling.

Pokemon Ranger

Emerald version

Shiny Mega Gardevoir

3

Doubles. Anyone who prefers singles is a child who likes their games on easy mode.

Flannery

More trainer customization options, more sidequests in general (judging from the trailers this could be a thing), continuity from X & Y

Pyukumuku

Alolan Ninetales, with Exeggutor coming in close second

What the fuck
WHAT THE FUCK

Nice choice with Cofagrigus, though

Damn nigga that's some good taste

B2/W2 were great on their own, but the Blaze Black 2/Volt White 2 romhacks were better than any of the mainline games.

user, BW2 are among the best pokemon games ever.

What's wrong with bw2?
It's one of the best games in the series in many aspects
And the romhack of it is top tier

i want to eat anusbis dog's donut

I'll give bw2 for having a few difficult areas. The colress fight really tripped me up on my first run

Love me some long haired women…

Charizard
BW2
PMD
BW2
Yzard
5
Inverse
Elesa
Don't know
Vikavolt
Marowack

Also is anyone else having issues with the site or is it just me?

is right, it is a normalfag meme to make fun of people that like pineapple on pizza. But it's a meme born out of truth. Pineapple pizza really is disgusting. It turns a perfectly good pizza into a soggy, cloying mess.

As an American I love pineapple on my pizza, but I don't know anyone else that does.

Wigglytuff
Sapphire
GO
Sapphire (Original)
Obama(snow)
4
Triple
Do E4 dudes count? Because otherwise there's no Dark dudes. Sidney, or if not, Flannery
Tons of normal and fairy types with more synergy-based abilities
Trumpgoos
Tall Tree mon

Gardevoir
Emerald
Mystery Dungeon Blue
Emerald
Sableye
1, 3 or 6 6 Purely because it's a breath of fresh air after the shitshow that was 5.
Single
Koga or Wulfric
The UltraBeasts aren't catchable and act as bosses, that require likely most of your team to beat them.
THEY'RE PEEEEOOOPPLLLEEEEE
Mimikyu, Oricorio or Crabrawler
Raichu

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Calm down, now you got two

Mawile

White

n/a

White

Mawile

5

6v6 singles

Eh.

A postgame better than the garbage Battle Maison.

Robinhoot

Exeggutor

fuck lost my picture

Mawile a best.

What are you, a gen 4 faggot?

Did anyone else end up not liking pokemon since the introduction of fairy types? I mean I hate mega evolution to, but fairy types fucked up alot of my previously favorite pokemon by just completely changing their type that had been around for over so many years.

I like the idea, but I've only encountered fairy types in that pokemon ecksdee romhack.
I don't get why fire pokemon resist fairy, though. I can wrap my head around the rest of the type.

I honestly couldn't get into BW2, they just felt soulless to me.
Gen 5 was fine, not incredible, but fine. Better than DP at least.
But the repetition jut got to me I guess. Got up to Roxie and just quit. I was fine with Platinum and I never played RS so Emerald was my first Gen 3, though.

I dunno, if this many people disagree with me, maybe I should try and finish it. Probably shouldn't have picked the same starter.

This is me so take from that what you will.

Gen 4 was awesome, though. Platinum kicked ass.

looking for a female venonat inside a luxury ball, someone? I have br pokemon for it

The 3 best games are BW2, Emerald and Platinum. HGSS gets an honorable mention.

Maybe because in fairytales dragons breath fire and the hero never gets hit by the fire breath.

I…… don't follow your logic here. Are fire pokemon the hero? They already resist fire. Do dragons breath fairy dust?

oh geez I read your post wrong, I too have very little experience with fairy pokemon.

Ok how about this; because dragons breath fire the hero must dodge and or shield himself from the fire breath, which never touches them, because if they don't take action they'd get burnt so the fire is a deterrant and something the fairytail hero musn't touch at any cost because it'd hurt. Much like how psychic's weaknesses are fears of the mind and such. I assume fairy's weaknesses are a reference to how fairytales have lost of deaths to poisons and the sword.

why is gamefreak so good at making semen demons

I get the fairytale thing, it would explain why they're strong against "tough" types like dragon/dark/fighting, but the problem is that Fairy moves deal half damage to fire types, but fire moves deal regular damage to fairies.

The steel weakness is because the traditional weakness fairies have is cold iron

where did you learn this?

Is the catalogue not updating for anyone else as well ?

Also I really wish I could play these new Generations.

3DS emulator when ????

google citra 3ds

Is the catalog broken? It hasn't moved for me in while.

That's just old fairy folklore, man.

I had no idea.

Iron is long thought to be deadly to faeries, much like lead is to us, but worse.

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I doubt its stable.

Good to know there are people working on it.

I remember when the Dolphin emulator was in the same position, then it went public and people fixed it up.

bumping this request, someone please.

Can you live with a Venomoth instead?

Swampert or Furret, I can't choose
Crystal
I'm not big on the spin offs. I guess the one that I thought was okay was PMD Sky.
Crystal
Mega Sableye
5 or 4
6v6 singles
Whitney
Battle Frontier or equivilent endgame
Oricorio
Meowth

When XY came out, I was so excited to play a new game that I ended up beating it in one day. I hope S&M lasts longer. Glad customization is coming back, though.

of course, I really don't mind, it needs to shit venonats in luxury balls, sorry for answering late, my pc shit itself

Sorry, I don't have a Pokemon Bank pass and I thought I could use Poke Transporter without one.

user please explain the presence of that cake batter

np mane, aleast you tried for me.

What cake batter? I only see string shot.

I purchased a pass, give me a minute to do the transferring. Put up something on the GTS for a level 50 female Venomoth.

going going going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I stored a level 32 female mawille with the Holla Forums super secret password, please tahnk you thank you

Don't forget to tell me what you put up, so I can search for it.

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Sent.

big love mate

Hard to say, but I'm hoping so. I was worried about things being even further dumbed down since that was some of the first news we'd heard, but the steady stream of information over the last few months has been pretty good stuff. I stopped watching the new trailers now because I want it to all feel fresh, but at this point I'm convinced there's no way it'll be worse than Kalos.

I love all of the little touches they've added like every trainer having a battle model and having it persist throughout the fight. The characters in general look great, I like the taller models a lot and it's been reminding me of the Colosseum style which I really loved. My only worries are the likely small amount of truly new critters (rather than mostly lame alternate forms) and lack of a real postgame which is all but guaranteed given how gen 6 went. Will we be able to have threads without furfags dumping their garbage everywhere when release day is finally here though?

I guess I'll have to give that a try then. Hopefully it's not shit. Polite sage for being a doubleposting fagtron.

JAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE THE FIRST EGG WAS SHINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Congratulations.

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HGSS is easily on the same level as all of those.

I suppose I'll comfort myself with my almost perfect shiny lopunny.

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name it, she needs a good name, no vulgarity mane, because shes the representation of you hard work, I don't even have shiny charm lmao!

You put vegetables and meat on pizza, why not fruit?

Hawaiians are the niggers of the sea, if you love their food so much go over to Spam Island and live with the savages and leave the master races alone.

Gengar.

Red.

Snap.

Red.

Mega's suck ass.

First has more designs I like than any other, and most of my favourites.

Single pokemon vs single pokemon.

Sabrina.

None.

They all look 'eh' or 'ass' right now.

None.

Because we're civilized.

WHAT IS TOMATO YOU WHITE NIGGER ?

Untermensch if I've ever seen one

Forgot to add; I want a team rocket game already. I haven't played or looked at ROM's in a while, is there a modded one that does that yet?

Just as bad.

Barbecue sauce or fuck off.

Master races don't have to survive on poison, we're better than that.

Did that ages ago. Ontan's a good name right?

Pineapples I can understand not liking. You're a fag but it's reasonable.
Not liking tomatoes on the other hand, you might as well be a nigger.

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A fruit that doesn't taste sweet. I'll take it on my pizza for the same reason I'll take it on my salads. Ever had a pineapple salad? It's shit.

You're such a nigger you're their Kang Nigguh.

Either Barbecue, or chilli, or bean paste. Otherwise fuck off subhuman.

sure mane, from this day this gurl is going be called some fem protag from some weeb comic I don't even know, nah m8 just jesting, never going to trade it, is going to symbolize some user's hard work, probably she is going to get bottle capped and be pal until my daughters inherit my games. Hope they don't trade my shit, I'll slap their shit

sorry if inverted picture mane

Tomatoes are only fruit in the world of botany. In a culinary context, they're vegetables.

I can understand chili but fuck off with that nigger shit. Tomatoes are a standard sauce for a reason.

only a spic would have bean paste on pizza

Why would spics desecrate a perfectly good food like this?

hey, mexican here, we dont eat that shit that looks like real shit, dont get us involved in this gringo, hawaiian pizza is pretty popular though, I don't like it. I mean mixing fruits with meat is not my thing.

pillsbury.com/recipes/easy-mexican-pizza/e855a3ea-332d-40de-990d-6a1bec0b2ae2

Nice try, Pedro.

are you even trying smith?

recetasgratis.net/Receta-de-Pizza-mexicana-receta-7212.html

yours doesn't even have avocado, whats wrong with those cholos?

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chorizo is the mexican name for sausage, you can use it as substitute for it, but I really don't recommend it to eat a lot of it if you don't have experience, they're worse than beans for the newcommers

Chorizo is fucking delicious, what are you on about?

my english language search engine isn't inclined to show mexishit. Props for no bean paste in that recipe, though.

I can still easily visualize an American Mexican putting bean paste on a pizza and opening a restaurant centered around it.

What do you mean? Chorizo is the shit

chorizo is THE shit

I've had an entire cooked chorizo sausage alone.
Shit is great.

It needs to be the next bacon craze, so that I can get it on pizza and burgers.

lets say that that thing can make you shit rainbows if no handled properly, or if it is from questionable quality. But yeh, chori is the shit, you should try to do eggs with chorizo, fry the chorizo in their own sweat with a little of oil, then add the egg, mix as eggs w/ham, tastes better if made sandwich with mayo.

Nigger, there are different types of sausage, mexican sausage, aka chorizo, is different from typical chorizo. It's usually reddish in color and very spicy.

Completely different than normal sausage used in pizzas.

There's a pizza place two blocks away from me that puts chorizo on their all meat pizza.

You are gigafaggots.

Cubone
Gold
PMD Explorers of Sky
Gold
Mega Banette
5
Rotation
Blue
More rebalancing and megas for underpowered pokémon lines Grass/Fire Mega Sunflora, anyone?
Palossand
Alolan Marowak

I didn't really like rapeclown and friends when they were first "leaked", but now I want them to be real.

maybe god doesn't want us to have too many good things at once

Yeah, a lot of the designs start to grow on you the more people draw them.

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Sorry, unless new Poke has trumpets out the asshole it will not be able to be anywhere close to comfiest.

here you go m8

Unfortunately for you poppmaid is all but confirmed at the moment. Unless the artist on that leak got insanely lucky and just happened to draw an unconfirmed character in the background at complete random then they're legit leaks.

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but why the clown nose then? Thats the one thing i dont understand about poopmaid

there was a leak that all but stated that the starter pokemon all have like 3-4 different final evolutions depending on what island you level them up on.

Rockruff, the common dog pokemon also shares this secret, it said. I don't have pictures, but it gave dex numbers, but the names weren't fully decided on at the time.

So ALL of the leaks about the starters might actually be fucking TRUE. Ninja Owl, Archer Owl, Maiden and the Clown from IT might all be fucking true at this rate.

There's going to be a fucking huge reveal soon, count on it.

I should actually answer this for once
Typhlosion has been and will always be my dog
Gotta go with Heart Gold, although playing it a little after Emerald and Gen 6, Gen 4's slow HP drain really pisses me off.
The last one I liked was Snap I think? Still haven't bothered with Mystery Dungeon even if everyone says it's the best.
Looking back on it the Pokemon games have way too many problems with them for me to like any of them, so I'd probably choose a different game if I wasn't up at 4 AM like a loser.
Nothing I liked got one. Not that I especially like many Pokemon.
2 or 5 are some of the best overall. Not a big surprise since they're attempting to refine what came before on the same/similar hardware. I expect Sun and Moon to suck less than Gen 6 because of it.
Inverse battles
I don't really like any of them honestly
That it's not so garbage I regret pirating it.
I dunno, owls?
Exegutor until something better shows up

I hope the Platinum/Heart Gold Battle Tower is easier than the Emerald one, I'm no longer sure how I stopped sucking long enough to get the ribbon from the the Level 50 room.

especially comfy when I get it digitally from the freeshop.

A new era of furbait has begun.

And what the fuck are those things in pic 3? Ayys? Is Pokemon going to become Alien Nine?

So you just haven't been paying any attention this past week I take it?

So, this pretty much confirms that Mega-Beasts are stands right?
I mean, that white one is obviously Lusamine's

I saw UB01 but now I'm trying to see how they can put the new furbait and whatever the hell those Alien Nine things are in the same game

I'm fucking ready for WereGarurumon.

The alien things aren't actually pokemon.
THey'll probably show up once and maybe they'll be bossfights, maybe

the human hands kinda blemish that design in my opinion
looks cool otherwise

also, i hope youre ready for a million "expand dong" jokes

I don't like the design, but it's neat to have a werewolf pokemon.
I'm curious as to what GF plans to do with these UBs. It'd be nice to have bosses that are actually tough.

Those are retarded. I know ultra beasts aren't Pokemon, but at least UB-01 matches the game's artstyle. These two don't even look like they are from the same franchise.

Pokemon was a mistake

Who is ready for the anime? Ash goes to school now

Oh boy, I can't wait for Ash to try his hardest only to fail and release all of the pokemon he caught at the last second.

Is that really Ash? It doesn't look like him.

its tenchi muyo

Whichever nigger created those bases needs to fuck himself, triple battle makes everything Gen 4 slow because the blissseys can't suicide. Three nonspecific level 20 pokemon won't take a level 100 pokemon in the time it takes for the orb to kill it (which isn't short).

Blissey bases are only good in single format.

nope they're actually the pokemon/aliens themsleves

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You forgot the possibility of the leak being a prototype design,.

I fucking wish, WereGarurumon is a million times better than edge Rock

[citation needed]

pokemon-sunmoon.com/en-us/ultra-beasts/
They are called a threat to both humans and pokemon

thats scary

That does not make them not pokemon. That description could also apply to Groudon and Kyogre.

I was thinking that too. I don't think they will start as pokemon at first, since they do come from another HISTORY and we will be the ones that discover them. This is the first time something is not called a pokemon from the start.

pokemon-sunmoon.com/en-us/pokemon/
them not being listed here, on the other hand

Well that pretty much confirms they're not pokemon

Welp.

Holy fuck the designs are fucking TERRIBLE
Having UBs as stands or having them be people transformed into pokemon are both ideas I can get behind, but skinny alien and musles-drillhead are the stupidest fucking things I've seen in a long time

A werewolf idea is fucking awesome for a game called sun/moon, yet they've decided to give us something that looks like it fell out of a Looney Toons cartoon, absolutely terrible

you'd be dissapointed regardless of what you're given

it's the same thing every fucking generation

This. No matter what you fucks would be 'disappointed' in the designs.

maybe is alolan ash

probably not

You got any extra Buneary eggs ?

But guys

What if multiple leaks are real and starters get split evolutions depending on the version and/or the sex of the pokémon ala gardevoir/gallade?

are you saying kirlias that dont get any action turn into gallade?

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Same reason, dipshit.

My penis can only get so hard.

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tomatos are fruit you dork

Tomatoes are shit. It's to distract us from the most important parts of the burger. Just like lettuce and pickles too.

You can stop your memes now.

Okay here's the deal

Tomatoes are a botanical fruit and a culinary vegetable. This distinction is important for legal reasons, eg tariffs and import restrictions. You use them because they have a tart, savory flavor (umami). This flavor does nothing by itself, but makes things more savory; it works well when paired with cheese, which is why the correct burger is

look man, i gotta put a tomato on that thing because its really hard to screw up a hamburger. its healthy for me.

classic, dont settle for anything less

This guy gets it

Tomatoes are shit food. As a sauce for pasta, it only good when warm, but becomes shitty the second it's cold. Burgers always seem to use slices of cold tomatoes, so they just shit on the burger. The only time it's good is the sauce on a pizza, and that's because it's only a light drizzle of sauce. Lettuce is very dependent on the type of leaf you use. If you have leaves that have big watery stems are terrible for a burger. If they are small leaves that have tiny stems it's good. Cheese is usually the gross square stuff, instead of a little sprinkle of some good quality cheese. Onions shouldn't be raw, as it overpowers the meat itself. As for the sauce, it better be something good. I only found one place that did mustard good, which did it great, and ketchup usually has too much vinegar. That's why you can't go wrong with bbq sauce. So for a good burger,

Just go chug some lard milkshakes, fatass.

Regular tomatoes are too watery for burgers. I prefer mushrooms. Dried tomatoes might be good but they're expensive as hell.

You ever tried shrooms in a burger? Gives it a nice sunflower flavor.

This nigger has never had a terriyaki burger

If I want to eat fruit, I would actually eat some good stuff. Kiwis and grapes are terrific, with bananas being nice with or without a drizzle of honey. For vegetables I would have leafy lettuce, carrots, or bean sprouts. Maybe you should take your tomato loving bbq-hating commie ass back to some shit hole of a country.

Okay, we get it, you're the "cool kid".

you say that as if there cannot be multiple perfect burgers.
if those are what you like i can see why you might not like a tomato. itd wash the sauce out.

the juiciness is the entire point in my opinion. though i tend to knock out the watery "guts". mushrooms sound god tier though

muscle mosquito is the blonde team skull guy, calling it now

Okay real talk, I bought some beef stir fry strips earlier today. I have a good supply of rice. What's a good easy recipe that's fucking tasty and filling?

Stir fry is cool, but I like cook my rice all the way first and I think that might fuck it up

Have you considered cooking the rice a little less than usual?

For some reason I don't really see it happening because he would've looked dark and edgy instead of being buff as fuck. Maybe his Ultra Beast, if he has one, isn't shown yet?

couldnt you add the rice in after everything else has been cooked and stir it up on low to soak up the flavor?
i dont think you can ruin rice though, unless you dry it out or burn it.

We get it, you hate tomatoes.
only faggots hate tomatoes

well what if muscle mosquito doesn't have such big muscles when it hasn't sucked up any blood?

Why not actually make an argument instead of pretending that by me stating my taste on an anonymous imageboard I'm some contrarian?

I don't think your taste is bad, I just don't feel tomatoes work on burgers. The classic is nice too.

Yes, let us argue about your literal taste. Great idea.

Oh yeah you have a point. It's name is Expansion so it might be a wimp before battle but during combat it'll grow anchor arms.

I usually do a 3:2 ratio of water to rice, bring it to a boil and then simmer for like 25 minutes or until the water runs out. Would I just use a little less water and cooking time if I were to stir fry it?

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you're missing the point
its a mosquito, so it sucks your blood to get bigger

I'd use the same amount of water and let it simmer for 20 minutes and adjust from there depending on how soft you like your rice.

Why not just say your perfect burger and tell me why mine is shit? Are you not having fun?

see the big red orbs in it?
those are filled with blood

Maybe it'll get the blood off screen? At this point we can only speculate with little info so far.

Because I don't like you.

please god no

i really dont want it to feed off my pokemon. but it would make it rather memorable in a vietnam war kind of way.

Then why respond to me in the first place? Either say your burger or stop responding.

ezpz

no no

fortunately it wouldn't learn any multi-hit moves, except maybe twineedle

wait i forgot that the opponent loses blood too
it would also lower all stats of the opponent by 1 stage when physical contact is made

But does it work on Ghost or Steel types?

i guess it wouldn't, unlessthe muscle mosquito is a steel type

youre just trying to stir up trouble

even then thought it'd only work on pokemon that have flesh and blood
so it wouldn't work on avalugg or slugma, but it would work on krookodile or dragonite

and i guess the bloodsucker ability wouldn't trigger against poison types, on purpose

so to revise it:

if muscle mosquito is a steel type, it'd work on steel and rock types too, otherwise it wouldn't

grass types would be treated as having blood, with some exceptions such as shroomish, since male mosquitoes bite oranges

and i still forgot the enemy's stats all get lowered by 1 stage when it activates

it'd probably be the final boss of the game's main storyline

or the roach one for moon version

I'd really doubt they would show the final boss 2 months before the game is released, if anything the true mastermind behind the plot would be the final boss.

Update: Stir fry was great.
Didn't have lemon/lime juice to marinate the strips in beforehand, nor celery or garlic but overall 8/10 would eat again

How'd the rice turn out?

Didn't see your post, figured the thread would be bumped and/or more active.

Good. It was soft enough and didn't burn. My parents usually did 30 minutes, but I only needed 20 mins; we have a gas stove here and I grew up with electric so that's probably why I tended to overcook it. I might have used just a little less water than 3:2.

For 15 mins or so I marinated the strips in soy sauce, a bit of cinnamon, onion powder, and salt. Maybe something else. I added a fried egg, carrots, and onion to the stir fry. Made sure I used lots of oil (only had olive oil) when cooking, everything had a nice slightly greasy, savory flavor.

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when you say it like that, it sounds like you know olive oil is not ideal for cooking. not that itll taste bad