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thank you for sharing

Can I watch you eat?

I really enjoyed Muramasa.
I learned the hard way how to git gudder at that game than I have almost any game before.

And I've always wanted to try Odin Sphere, so it just kinda feels like an obvious choice.

I bet you expected some lewd content in this spoiler, but you were wrong all along

Lewd content

Fuck you

I bet you expected some cute poster to get this get. But it was scoot
baka

...

;-;

My sister is a dirty thief and swiped my wii from me a while ago so I never got to play any of the 3 good games for it rip. Why are you still thinking about it you butt, go buy it

It would have been more convincing if you replied to me

I miss feeding on cock

I like watching this scene

youtube.com/watch?v=Yqvbv-SB4bg

Don't ask

I just did.
Now I have to make space in memory for i-
Or not, I apparently have the space.

But i did!

I-i gotta go....

Hotline miami got good

You can if you want just don't expect anything

How big is it anyway ?

youtube.com/watch?v=7bFHzDa9U9w

When I kick you really hard.

Please ask.

Please kick me in the face and make me call you mommy

Y-you know this is silly! I don't need to add you again. Goodbye!

1919MB

According to the download.

I-
uh
...
Me t-too...?

Sorry SD

b-bye!

That's... not that big at all
I won't be saying that to you again I feel
You too what ? You want that also weirdo ??!?!?

Alrighty then

add me on steam real quick

♥

What's the meaning of life?
Why should i not smoke hash?
Why should i smoke hash when there is no cheesecake in the fridge to stuff my face with?
The devil will piss in your mouth if you blow him, and if you don't
;_;

Once my canadian friend does I will

It definitely isn't that big.
Significantly smaller than I expected.
...

I plead the fifth.

CHeesecake or death

...You're lucky I'm being so nice otherwise I'd be saying something other than
That's good the download won't take too long then ^_^

I have become death
stealer of memes

I have become deaf th-WHAT

"104 minutes left"

But my internet is rubbish.

Scoots, should i invest on a glass tabletop table so i can kick it like an axe?

Plenty of time to adjust to the size I see

gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy

...

ur gay.

...

no ho mo

...

DO IT

Come on you couldn't expect me to not say something

I was sucking my bro's dick so fat

...

I was sucking my bro's dick so fast*

if bagface mcgee says so
not you, the dude with bagface at the oscars

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Last night a slut insisted I pay her for sex

oh..

Does someone need another tummy kiss ?

okay

Pls don't be mad

Its okay, you tried.

Some fag tried to make me watcha crappy yt-er

LMAO i did it, to completion and all, when police tried to arrest me as a purchaser i explaimed that it was all a prank, then i showed my humane side and called the officer bro

N-n-... ah...
N-no...

and then I uploaded the video to YT and it was #1 social experiment of the day.
But then Ethan said it was fake
then I VAPE NATION

eh stopholocausting.me

Speak clearly

niceme.me/

that charlie sheen one was just the best

No.. I-I don't need another tummy kiss...

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definitley. BIKER MICE FROM MARS

he's so edgy and witty

Whoever invented Leg day is the literal devil. Save me from this nothing I've become.

tfw still banned from their irc channels
;-;

Is that a bad thing ?

...

I had a classmat who looked like biker mice from mars, shit was hillarious

they're mad because i cucked them
they were fun to talk to/cheat with. also was learning a lot there too

...

kek

Seriously Bebop, what is this old school rollercoaster game thing?

did he have the power

a guy desu and i both know from years ago is streaming it right now

Roller Coaster Tycoon?
The objective is to kill every passenger.

The power of autism
i feel like a drink, you feel like a drink?

Something wrong ?

Stop these dank memes.

I thought the objective was to make a ride that they can't escape from.

So that everyone can enjoy Mr. Bone's Wild Ride

Where's the stream?

stopholocausting.me

I cannot drink sorry, got work tomorrow. Well. Okay. I will have A drink. a single one.

It looks really boring.

Just say when

this thread needs more cute

I work tomorrow too and I'm gonna drink in a bit

Though I don't have to go in till 2 PM

Now i don't know about that.

Youre making it worse

You should get out then

Lol jk

Could you go out and find some for us?

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Got my one drink

Yeah, but mine is a real job.

o-okay bye

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BRB GOING OUTSIDE

nobody is actually supposed to watch it

I just, um..
It's fine...

I'm in your room

Tell me

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ayyy lay mow

I didn't say leave, did it?

Then whats the point of streaming it?

TC room i mean

...

Normally only oh knee tshan gives me headpats...

I know.
I figured.
Given Sigtuna locale

Want more than headpats then ?

I love you

And how will you solve this issue

N-no...!
That'd be, um...
it'd be lewd...

I-I know you don't have to say it in public

brb csgo..

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I like teasing you about it

That's what would make it even more fun than headpats

it's a 24/7 livestream
they can't ALWAYS stream hentai and randoms movies lol

Geologists are so down to earth - casper

L-lewd is gros...

How mean

...

Oh i see now. I didn't knew that.

I could say how I want to kiss your lips and tummy but I'm not..

No it's not, lewd is fun

He also said geologists girls rock

I do it best

I-um...

M-...
Maybe...

I still want a plank folder.

Hey can you give me some more of that japanese music?

Speak up little one, or no more head pats or tummy kisses

I SAID LOL JK GOD

"Uploading file: 2m remaining"

I don't...
really care for lewd...

If I had a picture of Yuzu with heart pupils I'd post it.

...

I like that I spent 4:04 looking to make sure I didn't have a picture of Yuzu with heart pupils, and couldn't find one.

You'll learn to love it

AYAYAYAYA AYAYAYAYAYAYA

I could voke that. But I should.

...

Nuh uh...

I wasn't asking

This?
youtube.com/watch?v=crcSMhS3Y98

SAVED!

straaaaight

Yes, thank you very much.

Do you think this is a gaem?

honk honk

i just woke up

gmornyan

O-oh my...

It's so glorious.
It gets me almost as much as this one.

Myorning!

I can hear the "Look at this picture"

Morning then.

meow

hello mysterious user!
^_^

Everything's a game if you're having fun!

hank hank

'Sup, homey?

youtu.be/sIlNIVXpIns

i wonder what will happen in thread today?

w e w nyan

Theseius, I'm not so mysterious anymore.
It's okay, Sweety, lol.

...

I don't remember last night was I a dumb idiot?

Who knows. Maybe vidya, maybe more.

...

What you're getting excited from that ?
Pervert

Heart shaped pupils are the best
Also, it isnt much, but still a nice collection of stuff

There's so many edits of that! I wonder how.

hungry!

what will we do today?

:D
oh its you! not that other freindly canada user i guess~

you made us play ranked :(

more video games pls!

I CANT HANDLE THIS HEAT! MY SWEATY BALLS

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...

...

hello friends !!!

Alright then. Check humblebundle then.

You should know to refuse that when I drink lol

Sorry tho

I really can't take Japanese horror manga seriously.

like come on what is this

...

Did you read the one with the holes

that's the best one

the head balloons fucked me up

There was a compilation in my search results, but I thought I'd keep it simple.

Got any meatball left?

Are they getting stuck to your chair?

I'm doing the spirals.
but I feel holes would also be the same odd thing but not really scary.

W-who said I was getting excited!?

I-...
I can't make my pupils heart shaped...

It's larger than the [One] image I have anyway.

Yep -_- i knew leather was a bad choice wioth these spandex pants

i was too nice for my own good that time.

hm... nothing to interesting to me. :c

nope!
that only lasted an afternoon! >_

Hehe, 'sfine. I heard plenty.
How's your day?

I don't know that one

imgur.com/gallery/ZNSaq

honestly a classic.

;3

Try to take over the world

I got it linked to me. was some batshit cray stuff

ill read it in a bit

Are you not then ?

Aw too bad then. The only thing that have caught my interest is Hands of Fate or the ubisoft bundle.

You're truly the David Lee Roth of ball sweat.

Oooh. What's on the menu tonight?

It's been a fun day! It started out kinda boring and slow, then my boss treated us to lunch, and then I got to go view a house with someone. Fun fun.

If you look up wingman in te dickshonary scoots pic will be available

Yours are better

View a house? Are they looking for a new place?
How many people did you have lunch with? I dunno how big the company is.

Its like when the nile river annually floods... only my balls...

This praise. I... waow :'3

I-it's fine, Sweety.
I think everyone knows that was me.

N-not terribly...

I only like majorly flipped out when a comic started playing the loudest fucking noise when the scary gal turned her head 180.

If my balls were a crisp flavour they'd be ready salted

there there

Mhm. They're about to have a baby, so they want more space. The house is gorgeous, buuuuut a little pricey.

My department's only 6 people, so it was just us. We had BBQ. :3

What'd you get up to today?

And that just flows into a swamp. Blech!

Hey Sabrina, since i made good geology jokes and scoots didn't help, can we finally fuck or what?

wanna be my swamp mosntah :3333333333333

That was too easy

Ooh nice.
I waited all day for... I suppose he's my landlord. Was supposed to be here at 17:15.
He cancelled the plan at 21:00.
fun fun

Mnyaaa...

N-no fair...I'm out of touch...!

Yeah okay loco, the holes are okay.

Better than the snail one I had before.

...

...

but did it happen be4?

photographize it or it didn't happen b4

It's like the spookiest ito ever toki

if that doesn't get you nothing will.

Code of samurai, swedish jeans

Make one more good one and we'll talk about it.
It has to make me shoot water from my nose.

Ewwwwww

Whaaaat? That was rude.

gimme more - britney spears

how long until something good?

hashbrowns
eggs
and whey ricotta cheese
spices
slices on hotdogs mix in with all that in the fryign pan

no name? ;~;

..you want to read or?

I have a weird sense of fear I think

I would, but my quarter jewish jokewriter is slee..
minerals marie

Call me 07934876613
I wanna slob ur mud

DAMN thats some tasty meme song

Hey baby are you granite? Because I wanna granite that ass. Too crude scoot? - Casper

I dunno.
Do you want me to?

i think she's actually as good as she deserves to be~

You forgot your area code scoots

Sorry

GIMME GIMME

+44?

Yup. I called at 17:30 and he said "A conversation is running late, I'll be a bit later"
Gonna babysit my lil' sis tomorrow. Quality time!

nah~ ♥
as long as you keep posting and keep posting that cutie

rip promos
now it's just gonna be a struggle... to get back to a livable rank.

gimme more

All is fair

Oh wow. You gonna be able to eat all that?!

[spoiler]♫ 566-73-514 owooooooooooooooooooooooooo boogie♪
♪That's my Social Security number
Make cuts like lumber
No time for slumber♫[/spoiler]

If he's sleeping on the job, you'd better get onyx case!

Cute. Got any plans?

of course~
it's super easy to me.

Good thing ranked is for nerds

Listen to p!nk she gibes

This could be us, but I am stuck writing geology jokes for Swedes.

Nope. It's just from 14:30~ to 18:00~ ish. So it's pretty much whatever she wants to do.
I'm probably gonna be dead tired tomorrow.

O-okay~

O-only in love and war!

So I let you lead the direction of conversation and this is where it ends up huh.. I knew you were a pervert

So yeah, still counts

i could never get into pink :c

why did we play then?

:D
*snuggles tight*

Who knows?

You are welcome

Is that a picture of us ?

shame she awesome

...

You're not blonde

I could dye my hair..

...

A-am not!

*Huggu*

I really should tell sabrina this, but can you scoot? - I am not sure he has hit ROCK bottom yet, wanna come with me to make my bedrock ayyyyyy - Casper

I'm just saying where you led this

Sauce pls

Hello there.

I am like the British Woody Allen, except I havent been caught for my sex crimes.

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No! Bad! *WHAP*

Good, good. Happy Luka.

Don't you hate when that happens?

Why so tired?

You areee clutching at straws here

g.e-hentai.org/g/793426/31f52f6ef5/

you do!
:D

im shure she is alright.
but i guess it not my thing ^^;

♥
i've missed you~

never

Sody, that picture made me el oh el!

Do you like blonds subtle

Hair colour is really not a factor at all for me
I think I prefer brown though..

see for caspers response to

ALSO Its the life of a jew... unfortunatley. Maybe I will make it big one day with my sitcom.
Oy vey

Such is life,
ariana grande it.

E a s y

No i don't. I just check now and then.

Ever spend 4 hours trying to entertain a 6 year old?

It's because I have brown hair isn't it~

...

I-I was leading it to family friendly places!

I did, you, too.

Wah-
Y-you make me sound lewd!

Purely coincidence

Tummy kisses and head pats and things more than headpats are not family friendly

uh
huh

I know, its pretty lulz

Poor little girl tho

Mah nigga
I knew I could count on you

*WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAP*

Can't say I have!

nope

...

tfw pre packed bowl

Maybe when paired with that image, but I wasnt trying to :3

Coincidentally I fapped to that like 2 days ago

...

Uh on. I take it something bad happened after...

Right in the face with a broom!

It's adorable until it isn't. Then it's hell.
She's tireless, this one.

What about you?

what's that mean? :)

what else do you do?

up to anythign?

right on the dick with ya tonsils.

Th-that was you!

Y-you just want me to be easy...

I accidentally fapped to this
nhentai.net/g/156126/

I find abortion helps with child related issues
lol edgy, forty probably best at sitting baby

Listen to Ariana grande?

And when I let you take control you kept at that~

Pretty good tastes

She just got fucked is all

"Baby"
Also, I never did. This would be the first time.

Mostly what you see here.
Catching up on Citrus... I'll have to see where my caps end and do that sometime.

Also anxiously waiting to play Odin Sphere Leifthrasir

N-no...!

Sit here and circlejerk or playing on my guitar or playing smite.

Oh shut up and let me kiss your tummy again

Oh I see.
Pffffft you'll be fine.
I am sure.

I shouldn't have laughed at that.

Forty's a good big brother. It's really cute.

*WHAP WHAP WHAP*

I'm skipping dinner tonight 'cause I had a big lunch. :3

Aww. I bet she loves you though.

Why are you lying to me?

:D yummy citrus fruits!

maybe one day.

i only play arty miss

;~; eat something before you faint!

So you don't find out I like what I like

I guess I missed out being an lonely child

Oh godddd

Oh yeah.
She adores me. It's the best feeling.

Hehe, oh yeah. For sure.
Nothing's better to me than her way of saying hi to me: Bolt towards me for a long hug.

I main Vulcan. I like that engineering style he goes with.

It's not all that bad

IT'S SO CUTE OH MY GOD.

someday

woo! family good feels

...

Aye.
Though it ain't the happiest family right now, of course.

lol
he look funny

♥♥♥♥

No family is, we all have our moments.
gotta wewe while u can

Easy for me only

wewe?

It's alright I don't really mind, whatever it is

Is it a sign that i need to let some frest air inside my room if it starts to smell like wet dog and there's no dog here?

He is too with his turret and his bombs and generally kabooms.

O-oh knee tshan...
save me. ;~;

I touch myself to you more often now anyway

Yes. You know the wewe life

...

Call him a bad dog

*protects you*

sounds like tolbjorn

Yep.
That's the sign I use.

WEWE is upside-down MEME

O-okay...

B-bad dog...!

Thank you. ;~;

JUST AS PLANNED!

HOW

You wouldn't be complete wrong about that.
>tfw can't afford overwatch ;-;

...

I've already opened both of them. So hopefully it will go away.

lol

i know that feel ;~;

...

He reacts to being scolded

Hopefully next month.

*fixes your shirt for you~*

D-do you...?

hopefully Overwatch wont be dead game by then
;(

Uh huh, It seems like you'd be the one in a collar and leash here, not me

You know how !

Doesnt everyone? Not the same way as him at least

...

Because I'm a dumb nerd when I drink lol

agony...

You're too kind...

Y-you can't! Onii-chan already did!
I-er...
um... mean...
N-no...

B-bad dog...?

I'll be fine. It was a big sammich.

I feel like an only child 'cause I didn't really grow up with my brother. It could get lonely, but it also meant I had my own stuff and my own space. :D

So cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.

...

No, we must expect the best. Lets not get our hopes down!

(colbs)
*hugs*

the vayne i was supporting made me salty

and i looked up the Elo we were playing in....
and is saw we were playing in 650 elo
x_x
kil meh

i'm soo used to playing in a real elo 1200

Ayyyyyyy night fam

youtube.com/watch?v=U16Xg_rQZkA

Woooooooooo for being only brats! wee woo wee woo!
Imma head off for shower and struggle sleeps.
love you ♥

have a good evening!

Yes, yes I did.
And keep saying that to him, not me!

Yup. She's the cutest.
So: I'm sorry. You'll have to deal with being assumed second place until you can convince me otherwise.

ELO is for NEEEEEEEERDS

You are worth the kindness!

only one itty bitty sammich!? ;~;
don't wilt away!!

life will always get our hopes down... ;~;

O-okay...

O-onii-chan said, um... I should keep saying it...
S-so, bad dog!

I'm optimistic.

Stop trying to act so intimidating dog, you should really learn your place ~

what are some really loud firecrackers I can throw at niggerS?

Night, Scooter! Get good sleep and have happy dreams, ya goober. ♥

I wouldn't presume! I bet she's adorable. My little cousins certainly were before they became snarky teenagers! lol

Luka, it was a huuuuuge sammich. Huge. A real two-hander.

nini doots

just goes to show you, i can't carry 'that'
from support role... alone, since they stole our bot lane combo duo

time is not on our side

...

Oh god i forgot the
again.

Now push him down and say it louder

My cousins turned out great.
They'll always look young to me though.

african americans*

It isn't working !

we call ems those small two anders 'snacks' err in texas!

Wah-
You might actually make me blush...

Wah- U-um...
*shove*
B-bad dog!

O-okay...

Incidentally, I think that's the closest image of Yuzu pushing someone that I have.

Usually she's the one getting pushed down.

:3

thats a happy positive emotion to feel!

Sush dog you really can't tell me what to do

Maybe not, but i believe that people will continue playing it when we get it.

Much better but why would you do that?

It will in time, lewd dog

when will that be?

Niggers keep throwing firecrackers when I sleep at night, I want to throw them during the day when they sleep to see how they like it

Dogs can't bully me

Hee....
You're a sweetheart, you know that?

A-uh-...
I-I, uh...

I-um...
I-it didn't work...

Next month for me.

They will probably get mad and threat you or something.

Now no more talking back like that understood ?

i'm only that way because i have people like you to be that way to~

...a whole month

Two collars is uncomfortble...

GDI...
I don't have any more blushing images.

I really need to go back through and finish capping this.

You want them to bully you though :3

Say youre already owned and cant be taken away

I can be patient.

gdi?

cap moar! ♥

i cant

O-okay...

I-I'm already owned and can't be taken away...!

GDI - God damn it.

There are just some people I have to bully

I don't care dog

I love my cousins. I just miss when they were little and I could pick 'em up.

Some people do, sadly. We gots lotsa obese folks.

...

I still do.
But my uncle gives me many menacing glares.

Welp you can't really do much when you don't have the money.

I just don't want you being a toothpick dear~ *hugs gently*

this nin-desu rivalry is a great thing to watch.

anyone wanna place bets?

fucking niggers

bye

I wonder if this feeling is my stomach is a touching emotional thing, or a sudden urge to vomit.

Bye bye.

money

both

10g on spit roast

Don't get shot

...

What a refreshing walk

I-
Meep.

Definitely the latter.

what's that mean

...

...

what a cute smile.
can you translate japanese~?

Well when you spit roast something, you pierce it with a metal rod until the rod comes through the other end. Then you roast it over a fire. So visualise Rin with a rod coming out each end.

wtfff
cannibalism is not cool

He doesn't mean he's literally eating dick, it means "eating dick".

I gotta go for now. See ya tomorrow or something.

Defending my thesis in less than 8 hours and I can't sleep
Halp

I'm just like

gonna go play Odin Sphere now.

see (image)

I wish, lol.
Then I'd just read the raws.

????????

you're wrong about that. cannibalism is sexy.

youtu.be/XTARpr-Y0bg?t=94

Is airquoting not a thing in Dutch?

bye bye ;~;

uh oh.

nawwwwwwwwwwwwww i'll be fine.

what was the prettiest thing you saw on your walk?

New.

fite me carrot muncher