YOU FEELING ''OLD'' YET? thread

no but seriously it was released so long ago that my brother's son, who was 4 years old at the time can now legally drive and also fuck someone*

*gotta be progressive I mean come on it's the CURRENT YEAR

We have this thread everyday. What are you proving?

Dude, I am 34, married and two kids. Shut the fuck up.

We all need to be broken to the point of near suicide; it is the only way our minds can grow stronger.

E3 WAS 6 GORILLION YEARS AGO

And now Kyle Katarn is dead, murdered and waiting to be reanimated by his murderers in the form of a progressive retcon.

I'm only sad because I'm almost a decade older than him but I've yet to do either. (Well, I've done one, but that was a fluke. You can guess which one I'm talking about; Here's a hint: It's the monumentally less impressive one.)

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Yeah yeah, and high school sophomores will be learning about NYNE UHLEVIN as a historical event that happened before they were born.

Source for OP's image.

not sure why everyone gives this guy so much shit

He breaks things down to a level that is easy to understand, even if the topic is so minute that most people wouldn't give a shit.

At least he is passionate about something

F ZERO X WAS RELEASED IN 1998

AND A FUCK YOU

No, you're not. You're here.

Because this is a level of autism hitherto unknown to man.

Have you ever taken higher level math, user?

Higher Level Math has a purpose. This is just someone struggling to justify his arbitrary restrictions for speed runs.

Speed Running doesn't even qualify as True Autism, but is the inferior Fool's Autism.

You sound like a normalfag.

I have, but this is parsing the number of variables that manipulate the RNG to make a virtual cog stand still to save you from pressing the A button 8 times in a video game.

Higher level math is true autism. It's autism for autism's sake. After a certain point, you're just jerking off with numbers because you can't relate to reality anymore.

FUCK

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Despite the fact that you being married and with kids obviously being a fake, I can understand your point, being 30.

I was 12 when Pokemon Red and Blue were released. I was 6 when I played first Mario All-Stars. I was 3 when I formatted my father's PC for the first time (he worked for Tandy at the time).

I feel old. Yet it's a fun thing to notice, because I work in a library and I can teach kids how fun was my time when I was as old as them.

I don't feel old, I am old

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lolwut

Why do I know that's Pearl underneath that helmet?
Why?

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you know why

Reddit is that way ->

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Nephew.

YOU DON'T OWN HIM YOU CIS SCUM

I have assburgers?

dragonball is shit tbh

as much as the rest of us

You don't want to know how easy it is to type "format c: /y" after seeing your father do it and after wanting to know what it does. Plus, my father was a faggot who left his computer always on, and without keeping an eye on me.

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I want to tell you to "get out underage" but got damnit you're not underage anymore. Fuck me, I am old.

I am going to be 29 in February. I have no job and live with mommy and daddy. Someone kill me

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There's a guy named BM who did some good stuff of her.

who?

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The first game I remember playing was an Arkanoid machine in an arcade/minigolf place. This was back when Arkanoid was a new game.

Get off my lawn. It's almost 2pm and I have to go to bed.

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I remember coming home and playing the Age of Empires demo nonstop since we were poorfags and games demos were all that I got for years.

That was in 1997. I was 8 at the time. The people born in that year aren't even underage b& anymore, and most are 19 by now.

It hurts to live.

did you ever get those ridiculous "100 games in one!" disks that old people always used to love picking up but they were all fuckin shareware?

Most of the people I work with had a Playstation 2 as their first childhood console.

I now own the same Atari 2600 I used to play at my grandmother's house during holiday gatherings when I was eight years old, back in the mid eighties.

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One of the fam got me a "top 200 casino games" disc as a legit, not-joking gift one year. It's only use is to put said games on used computers for a $50 markup.

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Oh, user. Why?

Mainly to avoid jokes about specific relatives.

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it's a fucking weird feeling, that's for sure.
sage for blogpost

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Cultural osmosis. It's a pretty basic concept, but people on the internet like to pretend it doesn't exist so they can feel better about themselves.

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unff

I told my mom I would be willing to trade my sixth grade elementary school trip to Washington DC for a gameboy and pokemon red. She agreed to the terms.

I regret nothing

That's one hell of a good deal. Washington DC at that age is boring as shit.

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in that case, i'll just ask in the general sense, did you bang?