Judge, Jury, and Executioner

Quite an experience learning the barebones of PS.


Here are the fruits of my labor.

Other urls found in this thread:

runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Falador_Massacre
menards.com/main/building-materials/c-5640.htm
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

You've never crossdressed as a deer ?

asdf

As opposed to all the nonexistent hetero butt stuff?

THESE THINGS ARE NOT RELATED

TALK LEWDLY TO ME

-Grim, 2016

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what if you are doing butt stuff to a girl
thatshetero

Shoutout to subtle and qt for inspiration, tho

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LOL GAY JOKES Xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

G'night.


Alright then.
Yeah, time just passes a lot faster with music on, easier to get throughout the day.
Anyhow I think I'm off to bed again, considering my sleep was interrupted for reasons unknown.


Sweet Jesus.

...

I'm guilty of only skimming these things looking for myself.


Sounds like a date.
I guess I'll have to stick around for that then!


It was interrupted for that shocking string of puns.
Rest well, yeah?

Sleep well.

GRIM IS A BIG FAT MISTAKE

wrong image

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DA DUN

Wanna put wallas in a skirt and take her to pound town

shit needs to be animated/webm'd

Everyone here is a dude so it's gay as fuck, bro.

I feel asleep

oh I mean fell

xxxxxxxxxxddddd

What are you, gay?
I bet you kiss girls.
Fucking faggot.

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I'm gonna go get some rum and play some League

Anyone want to join me?

might join for just the league part

Ill take some rum
I could go without the terrible moba though

smiles baka, come on thread and post lewds.

Tom Green pls go~

Aww, but I have tomorrow off and there's no one here :(

Get some mah nigga

MFF should make a list

Yeah, I'll go send pictures of my wiener to a girl to prove it.

Mff's list would just be like: Girls A+ Traps B Everyone else C

LOL

...

lollll

what do you think about my list

it's fine

non-nude traps.

GET ON

what would my list be mr monopoly man?


what is

Good morning
would you like to league

Did you make a new one or something?

It's updating, and I'm going out to get my rum in a sec

Yours would likely not be so simple

WEINER
WWENERRR

Look at the op.
Made that one today.

What would my list be?


Hey, Mananaka.

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its almost like you actually think im clever, bae

silly things,
but something that bother me more is, i forgot to clip my nails


i cant, i'm not at home

It's like the least sexual term for a dick ever.

idk about clever, but less one-dimensional in that respect anyway

You rang?

hello mystery canadian

PEOPLE CAN STILL MESSAGE YOU AFTER YOU DELETE THEM ON LEAGUE WTF

I'm so glad you got that reference.

So, when did Manaka start posting Alice?


It's Tohsaka.

git rekt

Can nae get rid of me that easily.

I would never remove you.
Unless you tried to e-rape me.

Can I e-pleasure you?

I.. uhh, hello..
when alice is not all about being nice anymore

do it now or you get the spankin


those are not mutual things?

It seems very accurate.

Hey, Grim, why did you remove me?


You seem taken aback.
And I see.

How've you been?

You have zero chance. Do not attempt to. I am entirely heterosexual.


I like this.


You became inactive.

stop this slander

I get too many people confused.

My love, why are you threatening spankings?


That's ok, I am too!

I already left my house a while ago, and i dont want to do it with big scissors..


what can i say, if someone from the past suddenly came to visit

not bad..

He probably is e-sucking dicks at this very moment.

No, not really

brb store

...

He is sleeping

I wish I was better at trap slaying.

pleb

I was going for something there.
Now I have to actually try to e-rape you, goddamnit.


That is a very fair point.

I promise I'm not (significantly) undead!

That's just what he told you.
He's just going to his other cummie daddies.

...

...

cause manaka has to listen to the law or else!


paddle it is


drive safe, monopoly!

Well, how many marks do you have under your belt?


Damn.

Aw grim, I don't have any newds on my phone other than my Canada bitch. Sorry bud, I'll get you tomorrow.

a lot has happened ever since we last talked, i'm not that manaka anymore, i went against my beliefs, did something i would never do

but i hope you're still the same tohsaka i know


may i have something to put between my teeth?

its hard work

like 6 or 7 this year maybe.

No need. Your presence is enough.
How was your day my friend?

But we both know you'd rather be the one getting the paddling

Remember when I made 300 copies to that image?
Good times.


I see...
More or less. Probably, maybe a bit different.

Would it be too invasive to ask?

Good. Just got back from the pub. I'm a bit drunk. But I was the 5th wheel so today sucks. You?

no its not
scoring traps is one of the easiest things to do in life

that's a whole other level, lmao.

I learned photoshop and stuff. Felt nice to come out with a pretty list out of it. ^^

LOL
though that was boo

You went against your Muslim teachings and actually fucked a dude?

yes of course you may, qt


whether or not you are right does not change my job as an arm of the laaaw

yes it's a shame, i could play but nobody can guarantee i'd get disconnected in the middle of game.


..depends, do you plan to stay

or disappear again after your day ends

No worries. I hope you are well.

was rin the one that gave me those 300 copies?

what a blast from the past

hey rin

hi mando

That's just because they lack any and all standards whatsoever.

if i say yes would you stop questioning me about this kind of thing?


alright, go ahead


have fun

They can be super needy.

...

...

Grim just use one of those new labels like heteroflexible ^~^

slut

No, wait. wrong emote

:^)

Probably not.
That's haram.

Well it was the 7th wheel, but family wise I was 5th wheel. Shit sucks. I hate bitches.

Photoshop is useful as Fuck! Never know when you gotta shop your dick out of a pic.


Want me to be your arm of the law?


Hey bud! If I don't answer later, sorry. Hope your day was well?

mmhm, I pulled over and got soaked x.x

Nope, lol


I promise, if nothing else, to be available on steam and skype.


Hey you.

How does everyone keep playing league when it's so shit?

super super tired

Play overwatch instead

wait in front of everyone? do you like that or something? i mean im okay with this but still


maybe

slayme dadddy

That sounds like a good idea.

Go to bed!

Ian is taking a millennium to update. Might just shower.


I play with these people
every
single
one


rofl, yes
great use for it


harro nin-kun
you do not post enough so you were not on the list unfortunately
gomen


because we're not toxic fucks like you

insomnia bruh

ok

*unzips dick*

would join overwatch but day z is really fun


it's been so long i barely remember you
did we ever flirt?
are you here to stay for a while?

your friends are bad and they should kill themselves promptly
anyone gold and under that is

...

...

Good afternoon.

League is composed of way more gold and under than gold and above.
If you can't handle playing with them, don't play.
And you did. You went afk. Good job.

I missed you


It is! I can't count the drunken dick pics I have.


Dude I know that pain. It sucks. I'm sorry. Want me to sing to you?

what's your battle id?

I think we flirted when you were posting Anna.
That was you right? It's been too long, I hardly remember.

I might. I kinda really want Elma's recipes now.

you don't have the time to actually do that


my dick

Play with me

I bet you play her for the butt.

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Thy deity hast returned

Haves't thou offerings?

Just because the demographics are over saturated with shit players does not mean I have to "handle" playing with them. Not my fault those people can't even think properly let alone function. I quit that game.

since everything about it is thread related, it's really not relevant if you dont visit the thread anymore, i'd rather talk about something else

yea it's silly to vent about any thread related matters


it's just paddle to the butt, right? the quicker it's done the better..


if i knew i'd get invited, i would probably stay at home

Which one specifically

brb showa


Worst kind of player
Don't go full Murder and spread that behavior to other communities now


the fuck

see you in a month

Fair enough, I won't pry then.

What are you up to, sweety?

heart failure OP

Are you gonna follow me around on Mercy and heal me?

Mercy players=irl sluts

Is it Christmas?

Where you going?

Youre the heal slut here, nerd

missed you too! how have you been?


sekrit


well i dont not play her for the butt!


one cookie and about ten cents


yeah but its quite a lot of paddle to the butt

I am the god of frivolity

kimbo was a faggot

well then add me then
lenko 1457

Seeing as how Soraka is my League bad, I'd probably be a HUGE healslut in Overwatch :(

Hmm... what kind of cookie?

invited to a game

i dont have to be here, i could just stay at home


i dont know.. not much to do, maybe i'll write one or two more pages and play a game

you? what brought you here?

It was about you saying you quit???

*bae

Youre no diety
I am the god of pantsu btw

...

that sounds like severe punishment for small crime..

when we squading bebop
ive played some and watched some streams so im not that new
but pretty new


LMAO yeah anna was me
holy shit that was so long ago
youre probably so different now

how've you been, bae?

I am THE deity. Of frivolity, specifically :^)

How come I've never prayed to you?

Sorry I don't "heal" for people.

Check this out

Wait, did Grim and Lenko break up?

Youre no god
Because you have no taste

lenkos been a real jerk lately to everybody except the girls he creeps on
everyones dropping him

You write now?

Someone hit me up earlier today and we started chatting, then I wondered how people were and was like "What the hell?"


Like, a solid 6-7/10.
Haven't really been up to much. I was supposed to go to school... last year? a year ago? but that ended up not happening.

Hbu?

saved


chocolate chip oatmeal cookie, freshly made


what can i say, i like watching you squirm


12/10

YOU'RE A FAGOT

I like watching you sperm

ehh..not a book, something else. not what you think of.

tell me more about the "what the hell" part


by inflicting pain? that's just.. sick..

Hmm... I was going to say no thanks when you said oatmeal, but as long as there are no raisins I'm in

spoopy

If you know how to read then you'll understand by now that I meant you'll be back and playing in about a month if you even last that long??
Come on man, you're better than this.:^)


Idk man I'll have to download the game sometime soon. I still have all of Chernarus engraved into my mind.

You won't find a better play.

ooh

I know.

meh, may as well not have me on that list at this point.

(freindly canada user)
maybe

I never asked you to!

NOT ALLOWED

I didn't really think "book."
Not sure what I though, just drew interest.

It was just... spur of the moment? Like, what harm could it do, and it'd be nice to speak to people again, because apparently I'm rubbish at keeping in touch.

Sorry for that, by the way.

we hacking tonight boys


clearly you didn't

...

Stay out of the ocean nigga

I said it in self defense

No, I did know.

everybody getting sharked

don't fucking lie to me lenko

Show me your character play times.

I don't ever lie.

hey you broke the law not me


i do like them i made this batch entirely without


do you use lenko for just about everything?


wont i? if he had a mercy and tracer standing there too maybe

...

kinda yeah lol

Why didnt you?
You shouldnt be a cuck without a degree working a 9 to 5 your whole life bae

Also I'd say a 6 maybe

Im just in my senior year of highschool before i go to col. state for wildlife biology

it's work related, nothing interesting

i see,
what do you think of this new place?


show me in the law book where does it say that failure to clip one's nails is a crime!

This one is during beta, ill have to actually start the game to see what it is now

Deal = broken

do you?
good
because i fucking suck with the map
you'll be the guide of our party yeah?

Someone misplaced the files I need to have my payments set up, and I lost my slot in the course.

I'd say I was livid, but I wasn't terribly torn up over it.

You are apparently much younger than I'd thought.


Ah, fair enough.

Ehm, "The more it changes," and all that.

It feels stranger now, but that's probably just me having been gone for so long.

still a part of -that- community?

Yuh im only 18
i was like 13 when i started fucking posting back on Holla Forums with haikuus
it feels like ages ago though

you're heading back to college though next year, yeah?
im taking a year off also before i go

i use spoilers for so few things so far


to read the law book you need to bend over something


in cookies yes by themselves however not really

Any of you guys play the sims 4

Connected to Server: "Danger Squad"
password is '123HackMe' btw


Okay


After 2years of playing it I started to not care when I found maps on the ground lmao. A compass is still useful but not needed, a little searching around and I know where I'm at again.
I'll need to scan the loot tables/spawns again.

THAT'S EVEN WORSE

You're ruining perfectly good cookies with horrible raisins

ay cutie
I'm gonna buy us some alcohol and we can fuck all night ;)

Like irl?

oh there are actual maps ingame?
im just alt tabbing to the big browser one

Y-yeah.....

I should of known it would of been the anime girl.

Nah, I largely lost touch with them before we'd met, and the distance's only built.

I chatted with a bunch when we got the news about, ah...
well, a couple years ago.

Never in my life have I been in the sims

That was BETA

theres this 16 year old with a big booty in the class that i ta for

80% sure im gonna bang

That's almost scary to think about.

I really should, but my current plans are more in line with finding a job for a bit.
I want my buffer zone back.

Well whos your most played now then?

Yes. In standalone there are pieces of maps you can put together. Like North East and South East combined make an Eastern side of the map, combined with NW+SW makes a full map. NW+NE doesn't work though lmao

oh and you used to be able to make markers for you to go to. the mod was seriously 10/10

That is legally inadvisable

i will ruin your cookies with something, if you keep whining

brb fine bread blokes

...

There is nothing worse than raisins with which to ruin cookies

They pretend to be edible and then are shit in everything

mhmm, kinda attached to it

tfw
everything is illegal now a days


im telling u bruh
watch some .6 gameplay
its 10/10 now
best day z has ever been

I am exxifted to try it : )


D-don't.....

maybe for SA
SA will never be better than the mod though. I'll look up a vid now

71% wr on symmetra too

WHAT

...

A legal adult fucking a legal child

Remove the word legal and everyone will flip shit

runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Falador_Massacre
never forget

are you saying i have to pay a bribe to see it?


so what do you think of manaka posting alice?
an abomination that should be ended?

You also don't like raisins? Wonderful

just a 2 year difference bruh
and that booty big


you'll see big guy
and then we'll be playing all day

Wow kid reaper is MY main.

IT'S EVEN WORSE BECAUSE THEY PRETEND TO BE CHOCOLATE CHIPS LIKE "YEAH I'M TOTALLY EDIBLE!"


I think you can do the character a better name than others have.

Spooky.

Well thats too bad

i like peanut butter oatmeal macadamia nut and white oreo

I have a few more hours on him so you can start calling me Senpai now.

Yeah I understand you
I hope everything works out
And hopefully you can get stable enough to put yourself through school

my parents are really cool people
so college won't really be a problem even though we're just middleclass (which is pretty shitty now a days)

*blush*

I just got back from colorado, and you play all day
That doesnt count

In the eyes of the law, you're a soulless child predator

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAISINS

I think we're soulmates now tbh

That is a lot of things in one cookie, I like the simple white chocolate chip macadamia nut

i forgot to add comma's

No I just stick with one character because i'm not a slut.

OH MY GOD YOU REMEMBERED TOO?

Youre insane

honestly mate it's a risk im willing to take for the booty
all i would have to do is simply be good enough for her that she wouldn't call rape or tell someone yeah?
that's easy enough
and hell if i dont and i become a predator and cant do my career id just suicide tbh
no biggie

Oooohhhh, so you like those cookies individually

Solid list, would bake and eat cookies with

Well I mean... suicide is always an option bruh

But not preferable

rude?

My mom would probably pay my college tuition if I asked.
Provided I didn't drop out this time, lol.

But that buffer zone just helps with general feelings of security.


I also think you're a wonderful person.
But that's more about you, and less about you posting Alice.


If our mutual dislike of raisins means it is meant to be, I will not argue.

AY BBY you wanna kill all humans with me?

*hugs*

i had a good day today.

Am I right? I think its rude if im right, but okay if its not

The greatest of historical couples bonded over their mutual hate of fruits

Look it up

baby come back


watching now


10 y e a r s

It's actually a misconception that Hitler hated Jewish people.
He really said "Eliminate all of the juice!"

...

found them

What's 10 years?

its not like itd be a depressed suicide
hear me out here bruh
ive never really thought of death as much of a big deal as everyone meets it
its just like a transition with a complete restart just like going from highschool to college, college to job, etc. the only difference with death is where we're going is uncertain
no reason to trip yourself out over it
and if you cant do anything fun in this world why not move on to the next

do you feel me
im lit af rn fam


Whyd you drop out?

went outside for a nice walk then sat on a park bench for half an hour then went home after having a nice sub.

the falador massacre happened 10years ago

those boots are cool, but mine are suede XD

I admit nothing.

V/\

Im right

Didn't Rin have a miku thing?

Oh hey, Ruka.

Eva Braun was a tragic figure whose parents were murdered by fruits

Also the Jews drank wine all the time, and were therefore enemies of the 3rd Reich

We all die man, like so deep bruh

Sounds pleasant! I woke up at like 8:30, worked all day then came home, ate and got some rum to drink lol

Talk to anyone interesting today?

How would you know?

I have no idea.

can i smoke outside in public in colorado?
thats gonna be so great

Smiles, come out or I'mma figure something out to talk shit about you so you'll be forced to. I'm doing Heineken curls and need amusement

I know everything about everything

My original run in college, way back in, like... 2011? I think?

The subject I was in just didn't grip me so well, and most of it was stuff that felt obvious to the point of boring to me.
So I just kind of stopped going to class, skipped my finals, and never thought twice about it.


Youmu actually.


Only by extension.
The Jews was a miscommunication, but the french?
They were so deep in their cups that they might as well have been fruits.

I'd say I make bad choices more than I'm insane.

I thought you were Boo. Whoops.

Whats the difference?

not really no

one asian country ethinicity came up to me and and something about some support some cause in their asian island countries stuggle of some kind

so i gave her some change from my pocket.

...

HI NINJAH-SENPAI

yes

I can't remember when I stopped playing. I can't remember what my last seasonal reward item was.

What were you taking?
tell me about it bae

Have you ever thought to try things other than sexual harassment to talk to people?

They pretty much were all fruits, tbh. They started out as grapes, then they smoked so much that they dried out and became raisins

That was nice of you!

HAI

I knew it!

I was taking a Social Service Worker course.
If I'd stuck with it, I'd've been licensed for any mental health occupation in Canada.
Save for medical psychiatry, since you have to have, like, 5 years experience to get that license, lol.

do you like to always fucking criticize people and every fucking thing they do? I'm about getting sick of it.

filtered. i don't even fucking care for an answer.

Yes, yes he does

Oh, sorry lol

Mhm~
i've already had my sub at that point. so no reason in having some nickels and dimes in my pocket that aren't enough for anything else.

walked home feeling alright as the sun was setting over the mountain. nice windy day.

now i'm just bored... hanging out here.

I have so many regrets.

k

...

...

So, how've you been, anyway?

Thats a real shame
you could have gone across the world and cured the thread of all their mental problems
can you imagine how different it'd be without the autism and schizophrenia?

Kinda wanna live in a remote place like that tbh

Southern California has like... desert and nothing. No games to play?

83%, GRIM. IT'S TAKING FOREVER

Well to answer that I would need to know how long it has been since we last talked

Also who you are would help with the tone of my response

just League... really.

can't afford any fun games.

Luka

dig a hole

it's fun as hell

Get a 3DS and play Pokemon with me :3

Stop

You make it sound so easy!

I mostly only took that course as a secondary.
Because I was originally accepted into, and prepared for, a software engineering course.
Then the course was canceled, like, a week before the first semester.


Uhhhhhhh
Uhhhhhhh
Uhhhhhhh

On the scale of years?

Also, Rin.

Digging holes actually isn't all that bad tbh

I'm serious
he needs to try it

just dig a little every day
see where you get after a day, week, month, year

only have a old normal DS (and even then i didnt buy that myself, just someone elses that they didnt want anymore.)

yeah cali desert sounds like death to me.

rin as in that fail trap that was transitioning way back when?

Ooooohhh. OOOOHHHH. Washing machines! Is it bad that that's the first thing I think of? Lol

Well okay, there's been a ton of things since we last talked... none of it all that exciting, though. How about you? It's been forever

As long as it isn't pointless harassing I guess

Can it play the 6th Gen Pokemon?

RIP my saved images on my old laptops

I would have had like 15 images to post right about now

nope.

the last pokemon it can do is, diamon/pearl black/white

kek rip

84% IT'S HAPPENING

Aww...

Damn me and my technological incompetence

let's fight

You are apparently not the only one to think of that, lol.

And I've largely been fine. I was working for a few years, but then meant to school.
Then I didn't so now I'm NEET.

Yeah you are pretty garbage.

she's my waifu now tbh


On your next roll around I think you should take some time to think about what your dream in life is
the absolute best thing you'd ever wanna do that can get you by as a career
and go for it if its in your bounds, you know?
at least start with a course in it

84% of what?

Find it really disgusting when boo replies to one of my posts.

Can I reply to your posts?

Anytime bby

Colby, I have a USB to sata/power if you need it.
Just promise we can do the kinky stuff.


Honestly, I don't know. Kind of never have.
It's probably why I never end up sticking with school stuff.

Maybe I should just be a house-spouse.

Oh hai

why don't we just
buy more money

aww yiss

Hai, Oh!

why don't we just
buy more redacted


yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

I mean... you gotta think of the environment when you take a picture. It's just basic photography

Who supports you

W O W

Way to be a dick man

LEAGUE

How kinky are we talking?

Buy more printers

what is ur problem my friend
why are you leaving all of your buddies for traps :/
we love you


that's the dream for a lot of people
dont worry about whether it's popular or not, just whatever makes you the most happy

if you want kids and a husband and a dick and a dog and a white picket fence that's your jam isnt it?

that sounds so boring to me though

I'm bored, alright? I'm thinking about finding my gamecube and playing some metroid prime right about now. Just need to locate the shit.

l e e g

one of the few fun things to do.

pretty much

That is some pretty desperate levels of bored, man

I have my gamecube, but no games or hardware lmao

Mhmm!

I mean, I care less if it's something intended private, y'know?

Mostly coasting on the last of my buffer, and living with family.


Y-you know...
Those things...
with the cables...
and chains...

The kinky stuff.


It sounds boring to me, but it's... well
I guess the path of least resistance?
It's what makes the most sense to me because it's the easiest option.

Maybe I'm just a huge fucking pussy.

Lately, ive been thinking about telling you something

oh so you dont mind cookies with anything else? anything?


attachment is a thing i suck at lmao


yes cause it is also law

Oh, was that not meant to be posted? Whelp... sorry about that one lol


Done that, liked it

Well I mean.. I draw some lines, but they are fairly long

felt good to play bot lane again after not playing rift for so long
at least i found i'm still good~

went 0/0/20 on one of my lulu games
and made an epic play as sona acing a whole enemy team with one ult

You know how to make me curious.
♥


Nah, it's my fault.
I should have sent it privately if I intended to keep it private.

And the chains hurt real good. ♥

Nice! You should play ranked

/drunk advice

We all make mistakes, eh?


I just had a collar for a little jeez

lol

watch this~!

Being a pussy is one of the biggest means by which people fail
you shouldnt do that
if it seems boring now then it will definitely be boring 5, 10 years in
you ought to find something really fun and profitable

And I found it, with metroid prime 1 and 2 and super smash bros. I'm set.


don't beat yourself up over it

I don't think any of us would be here if we didn't, hah.

I wore a collar for a bit. It was fun.


See, I know you're right,
but at the same time, it's a pain to try to work up the motivation.

always tired lately

can never sleep

what is life

Nice ult, the cleanup was real

Did you see you can play SSB Melee online on your computer? Some fucking geniuses modded it

That's a dour outlook, but sure lol

She made me kneel for like an entire night on concrete and it was fine

You should seek outside sources to give you it then
maybe see a hypnotist or a psychiatrist
OR you could go the funner but more risky route and try out some illicit drugs too

i would choose 2 but id recommend you chose 1

WHY DO WE WORK UNTIL WE ARE UNABLE

WHY DO WE WORK UNTIL WE DIE

so raisins are bad for you but cum in your cookies isnt? thats weird mr monopoly!


oh i dont, well not normally at least, id probably be lying to say never

At least you understand what you're getting into with cum

IT'S AT 100%

HALLELUJAH

+1

nope, but that sounds good
bye for now


ahha alright, take it easy spoils

That was the ult that allowed us to run it down mid and end, 30 mins in
with my ardent and regen it made taking it down mid easy and we'd be nearly full hp again by the time we would be taking down nexus tower.

You say dour, I'd like to think "realist."
But you're probably right, and I'm just being pessimistic.


I'll keep that in mind, but before either of those are an option

Have fun!

Nice! gj

I'm an optimist at heart, it keeps me from being an utter cunt

Like I would be legitimately horrible if it weren't for my positive outlook most of the time

were you just updating?
or re-installing the whole game? ._.

are u okay

That ones not too bad
you just gotta keep working for a bit and persevere until you have the cash
it'll all be worth it, im sure bae
or you could ask your parents

Same

Updating, my internet is garbage lmao

Oh, it's a lyric from a recent Protest the Hero song. I would link it but it's not on Youtube so... yeah...

I'd just be negative towards myself mostly

Holy shit.
It's 1 AM.

I should >>>/bed/

I just try not to be a cunt.
Most of the time.


Yeah.
Your picture is strangely apt

Oh my god that's actually a board.

Do it.
See what happens.

And the best part is that it's ours.


Aren't you already?

You should have bedded already?
if so go bed
Ill see you tomorrow maybe

Probably more crying than expected.

I should have gone, like, two hours ago.


Oh my...
Life is complete.

i WISH i COULD build a house for me irl

But do you succeed?

Yeeeaaaahhh... No

Even worse than that. I'd be vocal about it.

Bard, if you do, can I be a house maid?

menards.com/main/building-materials/c-5640.htm

You should sleep then
there's no point being sleepy in the morning

I'm gonna go sleep now.
I'll probably stop by tomorrow.
Good night anyone who cares.


Most of the most of the time.
Some of the most of the time I fail.


Yeah, you're right.
'night.

Sleep well.

That's rather disappointing.
There has to be a balance to things.
If you just act nice all the time, it means it's hollow and devoid of any real feeling.

see you around ~

Later, Rinito.
At least I think that was what it was.

rip

nini

There is some place in this world for empty courtesy.

When do you go to sleep?

When I feel like it.

That's known as hell.

How irresponsible.

LIVING ON THE EDGE

tfw ; no motherlode cheat'

You'll cut yourself, be careful.

Do you even GET THE AEROSMITH REFERENCE

I still heard "livin' on a razor's edge".

No.

'
mmmmmmmmmm
YEAH

What is wrong with you


THIS IS... ACCEPTABLE

...

i wish I could be tests girl for a day

I am me.

See

the feels :^)

Same.


Stop being you and become the version of you that at least knows an Aerosmith song or two.

Nothing is more 80s than sleeveless denim jackets.

I think I know one of them but I forgot which one it was.

Leg warmers?


Probably "dude looks like a lady".

New thread when

I know that one from the mrs doubtfire movie.

...

When Clockwork deletes the fucking CP SPAM ON THE FRONT PAGE maybe.

Done

do u guys like my new haircut

THERE WERE TWO

It looks like women in her 30s going through midlife depression.

...

Maybe it would be better if you SMILED

I know. I got them.

Jagerbombs


He is useless. Bakawork

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