Guess what today is?

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Hump day?

l-lewd!

STRONGEST DAY

Bless me with strength today.

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more like ciryes

Bon appetite.

I want to lick her until she melts

I actually do kind of like the taste of blood
My own at least, I never thought about trying anybody else
And to nobodies surprise it taste like iron

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY PS2

You could be a vampire user.

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>it tastes like iron
How can you be so certain user? Did you ever taste iron outside blood? Licked an anvil?

Cirno sucks dicks

He might be a dwarf.

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If Iron hasn't come into contact with your mouth at some point in time you can't really tell, but as a kid you tend to do stupid shit.

I think I did that once so I can recognize it as the taste of Iron too.

I believe the proper term would be cannibal. Also I like to eat my own scabs and skin. I'm a sicko.

Yes,
If you don't believe me next time you accidentally staple yourself or something lick that shit

⑨

Have either of you ever enjoyed a hearty breakfast?

So cute but i bet she swears like a lorry driver and plays CSGO or Dota.

That would explain it.

I had to take iron integrator pills so that's how i know the taste.

>If you don't believe me next time you accidentally staple yourself or something lick that shit
How the fuck you staple yourself?

You are going to shit nails with that.

No.

With one of these. Accidentally did myself one time putting up insulation.

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REMOVE YOUKAI, KILL A YOUKAI TONIGHT
YOUKAI WAR NOW, MAKE GENSOKYO GREAT AGAIN

The dreamcast is a gay console
It deserved to die to the ps2

Happy birthday nonetheless

That would explain.
I was thinking about the little one for paper and shit like that.

Once I stapled myself in the thumb with an office stapler. It went all the way down. I was trying to see how it worked.

Or you can be a bigger dumb ass and get yourself with one of these like my brother.

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fellatio is the best because its like a pussy inside of another pussy + tongue. and hot air from the nostrils on your balls if shes on her back is another bonus

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REMOVE HAY

That's a real scientific mind.
Newton would be proud user.

Jesus that must have hurt like a bitch.

Proceed.

Don't stop, I'm erect

He actually just scrapped his pinky with it. Me on the other hand hammered a staple right in the middle of my hand.

We all are user. It's morning and we have wood.

Fairies respawn user.

Please help f5cd1a though, I think he has latent Youkai Ancestry manifesting.

'MURICAAAA!

There is not nearly enough porn of Clownpiece. I might as well start drawing my own at this point

IF YOUR POST NUMBER ENDS WITH 9 YOU'LL BE BLESSED WITH STRENGHT FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH

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doesnt count

Does this count?

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but what if you want to kiss her

I'm starting to forget how long I've been fallowing Touhou.

Pretty sure my first exposure to it was back on /f/ with Cirno's Perfect Math Class.

Cirno is meh

Das gay.

cirnnilingus

Well you better get used to her. She's yours for the next month.

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>>>/a/
>>>/mai/
>>>/suicide/

Thank fuck, I'm fucking freezing here.

Yeah why not.

I'll try this one.

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I trust Cirno more than the rabbit slut.

REMOVE 2HU

nice image macro

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this tbh

2hu is vidya anons.

what are you, fucking retarded?

id be afraid of those tits, too :^)

you had ONE JOB

Hey guize what's going on

why isn't toho an anime yet

suika might break mountains but cirno can move them

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What a baka

Help. It triggers my autism.

There are some doujin animes.
Fantasy Kaleidoscope~Memories of Phantasm is pretty gud.

now we're talking

Does anyone have the original Cirno 9's GET?

Already disgracing best fairy in her own day?

whoever did this is a madman

Mark, what the hell are you doing

the only thing youll be saying is blelelelele

Checks out

Here's an extremely accurate projection of Cirno's titty.

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Kind of hard to say anything else with your tongue stuck to a fairy.

It's like he wants the thread to be shitposted to death

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Rollin'

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It's shit vidiya, shit setting, shit concept, ghit everything.
nu-male's sky threads are better than this. At least they are funny.

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git gud

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Nigga, I'd rather play Excrement 60, Gone Homo or NMS than look at the 2HU trash for one second.

Time for your medicine user

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There are about fifty gajillion, and every single one of them is some 中国人-funded secondary drivel.

Become proficient.

You might as well complain that I'm weak because I can't beat you in the shit eating and dick sucking contest.

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(You)
looking for this?

Since you're not doing that now we're forced to conclude you're already done with all 18 gorillion planets. Find any interesting genders?

Kircheis, go die again and have Reinhard-sama cry himself to sleep, you homo. Let better men rule the stars.

Thanks Mark

You better sticky the 9/11 thread you kike

We sticky now bois.

Hope you all have a strong rest of your day.

Read the manga user, is comfy.

but I can't beat you at those things user

Good job Mark

This?

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poor cirno

But you do. Every single nanosecond of every single day of you life.
Don't be modest. We both know you're the greatest fag around with the smallest dick.

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we wuz fairies

I've never played a 2hu game

Remember today gentlemen, today is ⑨

it's also the birth of the Dreamcast.

i want to marry a fairy

STRONGEST

Why the fuck is this gay thread stickied?

Cirno

because user requested it and I wanted too.

what're you gonna do? download Windows 10?

did she crawl through a sewer or something?
(kike gets trips)
FUCK YOU MARK NOBODY LIEKS U N E WAY

cirno fucking sucks

Why the fuck do people get so irrationally angry about stickies? In all my years I never got that.

;_;

99

I like you, mark.

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hey now, african probably have some equivalent to fairies but just call them something else.

i once made up a african rain season fairy as a buddy for Lily White (no i didnt name her Lily Black, i dont have a name for her at all)

me too (but only if marrying Wriggle is not an option)

Mark-kun, why haven't you banned what I don't like yet?

Why r u such a fag mark? Also didn't you install windows 10 months ago?

heil

maku your waifu is inferior than mine

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goddamn sakuya sure sucks at vidya

Yes, mainly because free shit gives me a boner

DON'T BULLY

Say it to my face Ben.

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Oh you.

it was a mere thought exercise
no bully

You need to over come your new genes Mark.

What are you, gay?

Whoops meant Jew.

Why are you such a faggot?

BULLY THIS MAN

BULLY HIM HARD

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ﾚﾚﾚﾚﾚﾚﾚﾚﾚﾚﾚﾚﾚﾚ

Here's a completed version you faggot.

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I can't believe that a woman made this. AWFUL FAWFUL is a girl apparently. I cant deal with this. Women are not talented or funny.

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posting best 2hu

Cirno a shit

Maybe you should be quiet user.

Your hair is shit.

Cirno is the weakest 2hu and a shit.

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Well Reimu is the only Touhou who has any worth at all, but Cirno isn't bad.

Josuke has shit taste in hair and it looks ugly. He should fix it.

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literally who is this blue haired bitch and why would I care?

⑨

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Lewdest 2hu.

It's randy harpers fursona.

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What are you going to do about it?

en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Cirno

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BAKA!

Is that supposed to be scary?

Why

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anime is trash kill youself

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Too bad it's actually a video game series.

Actually why does this dude have burger meat for hair?

==HOLY SHIT THAT== opinion

GIVE
ME
STRENGTH

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It's shit.

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SEPTEMBER IS MY TIME, BABY!

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But Strength's number is 8, user.

Tfw noone fell for my bait

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You need to lay better traps.

Back in the good ol days I did the same thing and even spoilered "people will fall for this" and still got 10+ replies. I suppose the TOR meme has been done too much these past few days

The prey evolve with the predators.

I read that in Don Knott's voice

what makes it better is the Barney Fife character would probably do something like that

They only fell for your bait because you said that people would fall for it.

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B A S E D M A R K
A
S
E
D

M
A
R
K

And here i thought only i was retarded enough to do that.

Merry Strongests, Anons.

frick yeah

Soku has Cirno as a playable character and Great Fairy Wars has her in the leading role, but what are some good fangames that star her?

Cirno, Give me strength.

Bless those Führer dubs

>You will never impregnate a 2hu
;_;

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Lets do it

Nice try, hitler.

What the fuck did Cirno freeze user?

I wanna be a 2hu.

cirno and rumia are catching and freezing darkness

One of those wc3 orbs.

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Have fun being a little girl for eternity user.

I will? That's great.

Oh I will.

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That's my dream though.

Fuck yes

You can't fool me USC.

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Uhh guys, Dreamcast has been out far longer than 9/9/99, that date is when it came to North America.

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Give me strength Cirno!
And your love

kek

I can never get the digits I want

Well, at least I'm not Satan.

May as well give this a shot…

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Also where is all the Cirno porn?

Just like the dreamcast, Cirno is pure and innocent.

/vp/, pixiv, nijie, exhentai,…

But user I want to be spoonfed like a fucking faggot please cum in my ass.

What?

Why is this place so gay?

It is from all the chemicals in the water that anons drink.

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Yes, /vp/, where Cirno is Pokemon number 9.
Lurk more faggot.

Fuck off.

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it's like you've never read a doujin

here

our /vp/ is vidya porn

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yee

Touhoufriends should celebrate Dreamcast day by playing a real Shoot 'em Up.

Cirno is still a cute though.

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Best user

but Dreamcast doesn't have Gradius

Bless me, Cirno

Holla Forums in a nutshell

Also Mark, you're the faggiest faggot who ever fagged

Oh, it's the strongestest day!

Let's go.

Best boy too

Only bakas are off by one

BAKA

Incredible.

nope

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I guess I'll post something for 9/9

newfag

It always tasted like vinegar to me.

lel

Cirno Adventure repaint when

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Yuuka is a good girl. She only hurts bullies.
danbooru.donmai.us/posts/557505?pool_id=1122

chen with the philosophical questions

Too much touhou, not enough Dreamcast and Dreamcast game appreciation in here.
WHY THE FUCK IS ILLBLEED SO GOD DAMN EXPENSIVE AND WHY IS THERE NO GOOD COPIES

Well gee whiz that was the wrong pic

Very true. Maybe knows.

That last part was for

The strongest are not for bullying

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Because more people know about the dreamcast instead of a stupid fairy, that's why.
Don't you remember playing Crazy Taxi all day and night user?
Remember how you felt when you first put in Sonic Adventure?
Answer me dammit

user…

Good thing Cirno isn't strong.

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pls make strong

Time to post best girl instead.

I want Cirno to give me an FJ!

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What if he meant Furry Joke?

I need this, I'm about to pick up a second job.

I want Cirno to give me CPR!

I hauled this out of my closet just4u fam.

Good idea.

Hopefully you said rabbit rabbit at the start of the month.

i fail to see the relevence of the soopr nintendo, but i am happy to see it

is there a full song?

Last reroll

All I'm saying is that I never had sega stuff when I was a kid.

Sorry user.

Yann Tiersen's 2001 Amelie soundtrack - La Valse D'Amélie [Orchestra Version]

roll

rollin

neato

triggered me
I may have to unpack all my DC stuff now

Breed me

I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S NOT 09/09 ANYMORE

I NEED THE ⑨ BLESSING

fuck off Ahmed

GIVE ME THE STRENGTH I NEED TO DEFEAT MY ENEMIES, TINY BLUE WEEABOO SLUT

still 9/9 for me, sucks to be you.

So few 9s in this thread.

Guess I'm a 9 at getting a 9, huh.

This can't be happening, I'm not a baka!

Cirno is the purest!

She is a cute.

She's 9 times sluttier than Yuuka.