WebM thread: The webeming

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pretty good

WKUK never gets old

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Here's a little something I just decided to make.

I like how the first clip is exactly 47 seconds long.

Fuck she was beautiful.

I wonder if they'll ever get round to finishing that film they were teasing.

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How exactly is that vidya?

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film?

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Trevor said he's currently writing a script for a WKUK movie but nothing's come of it yet. There's always the Civil War on Drugs though, that's kinda a film.

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oh, cool. Never heard about that. It'd definitely be quite something.

For all your flirting needs.

Salt Lake City

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Forgot one

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The old thread is at 491 posts, you should have pushed it to 500 before starting a new one

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By the way, how do you properly calculate the bitrate?

So far I go for 480p - 200, 720p - 400 and 1080p - 800 but is there a way to calculate this? Like what do I do when the video has a strange format? I had videos that were like 1920x720 instead of 1920x1080 or 1920x600 something.

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prepare for cringe

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That's hilarious and not cringe at all.

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Good god, why?

This is a ten part series about Sonic the hedgehog fighting Hitler in space. Every character is voiced by one man, and the it's that it's played 100% straight.

Part 3 has a several minute scene of sonic taking a shit.

Anything for youtube views.

Fuck you monkey paw.

source?

The monkey's paw is sometimes powerless before active agents.

dragons dogma

Is this what happens when you let autists make WWII propaganda?
Also why does he blow the mic everytime he voiceacts Tails?

That's what you get, faggot. I mean, what did you expect when nobody on Holla Forums actually plays videogames?

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Someone make a webm outta this.

Being offended will always be far more immature than simply saying subjectively offensive things.
When mere words drive someone into hysterics that denotes a lack of self-control & emotional maturity.

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We need Pinochet back.

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what the fuck
Holla Forums SUCKS

I'll ask here since the Nazi thread has exploded, does anyone have the webm of the nazi lolis dancing with hearts of iron in the background? There's three of them, starts out with them doing the salute and saying "jawoh, jawoh".

Fuck off back to you containment board

Anyone got a decent frontend for FFMPEG? I want to make my own WebMs but I can't find one that doesn't look trash.

Just gonna dump whatever I have while I can get an answer.

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I would appreciate more Dunkey if people have any.

wut wurm?

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Objectively the best DBZ fightan game.

Xenoverse can eat shit.

if you weren't there then you don't need to know, child.
finally dead and put to rest, its story is over.

I still haven't found anything that disgusts me more than this.

What the fuck is wrong with this gay earth.

how is that the most disgusting thing you have seen so far? Like how is that worse than all the animal torture clips, or this guy eating a rotten strawberry?

Let me guess people ended up splitting up into several groups and everything died off because of unwarranted drama about anything?

Animal torture clips only anger me, edgy fucking kids, its always been edgy kids since the gore posting from 2007.

Also what is this?
Is the video some kind of roleplaying for lonely betas? I know they have videos of women talking and telling a guy to jerk off, is this kind of the same thing.

Makes my dick feel funny though.

Because he's pissed off mammy didn't give free chikin tennies'

I don't know user thats probably the funniest thing I've seen in a while

But scopes don't magnify what you see when looking through the opposite end…
God why did I have to see this, now I can't get over how fucking stupid that is.

Is the 3rd song from a game?
I seem to recall it being from a game but can hardly remember

They're not free, I have to earn my good boy points.

if you follow the link you get to this place. It's just another weird porn site, I don't get how this is worse than all the other porn sites. Sure it's incest, but isn't Holla Forums totally into this stuff? Like I hated incest when I was new to 4chan back then but from all the years of browsing it I kinda started to like it.

You know what porn really pisses me? Financial Blackmail. Like why would you ever do this? People do this online or with real woman. Some woman put ads in newspapers offering themselves as financial doms, which basically means that you buy them shit, they taunt and humiliate you and that's it. No sex, no touching, you don't even get to see her naked. No idea why people pay for that.

Look at this shit, even a Nosferatu can do it. What the fuck are you doing on a Friday night.

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Is there a stereotype of spic mothers acting like that or something?

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This film isn't Miss March though right? They did a extra scene showing all the other dudes auditioning for parts.

nope

I detect Chaos heresy

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Limit is 10 MB now. 8ch.net/sudo/res/2902.html

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I'm still sticking with my - commands and ffmpeg, but that did give me some pointers for bit rate.

What show is that?

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Masou Gakuen HxH, there is no plot, it's all just about this guy who supplies energy through orgasms so the girls can explode cgibots. Here's the first 30 seconds of the first episode.

Well that is VERY lewd.

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Here's the rest of the whole first 2 minutes.

Neat, I can finally post some 0x40

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Man, the Japs are fucking weird.

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I swear this motherfucker is batshit insane.

this shit is infinite stratos all over again

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japs are weird.
Why the hell won't they just start making it into actual porn.

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He's stopped being retarded for now, he used to at one point consider himself to be the saviour of philosophy and to be freeing everyone from slavery but now he is fairly normal. Getting cancer was a huge kick to the balls for him so that is probably what caused him to change.

Ugh… disgusting, but inventive… I'm torn.

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how? the bullet would just destroy the lens, but not kill the user.

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at least they are having fun and going outside

Videogaems.

Well also considering the fact that he could see the target's eye means that the target could see aiming

I only gave rough approximations by fullscreen

Here's a better version.

Ricochet? How thick are telescope lenses anyway?

Consider the fact that expensive handheld cameras look like this

Nice, I can finally replace this sound embedded file now.

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NO FUN

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Checking those sweet dubs.

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I wonder if we really need a third nuke

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Not vidya
Go back to your containment board

Time to test that size limit

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Did you get lost on your way to Tumblr?

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donut do this

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Nigger what, you haven't contributed a single fucking thing to the thread or mentioned anything even remotely Holla Forums-related and you complain about something not being vidya?

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That's some dank ass anime right there.

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A bloo bloo, shut up you whiny bitch, this is Holla Forums not Holla Forums and not some weird abomination of two fused groups.

DELETE THIS

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Shit, mate. I had completely forgotten about this game, but I used to play it all the time as a kid in the 90s.

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The standard still applies to you

"Put up or shut up"

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Nope.
You're just going to end up getting the mods to start deleting WebM threads on sight.

You stupid fuck, you're the reason we didn't have WebM threads for months.

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I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for 200, Alex.

Actually I'm the reason there's so many high quality webm's posted here now

Newfags/normalfags, that's what's wrong with it.

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Why is pointing out you are not posting anything related to fucking video games is really bothering your booty, huh?

I get the feeling that its the same group of people dumping webms on Holla Forums and Holla Forums because its the same fucking videos almost in the same fucking order frequently.

Then you must be new.

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If you're going to bitch and moan about the thread not having enough vidya, it would make sense to provide some as that would be valuable to your stated goal rather than throwing a tantrum like a three year-old. It is obvious that the quality of the board means absolutely nothing to you and that it is only a means to an end considering the fact that you conveniently only noticed the Holla Forums webms as being not to do with vidya but not the porn or dumpster chicken.

Every board is a Holla Forums board friendo.

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Maybe I would have some to post if people actually posted video game webm's.

I'm saving many of the actual vidya webm's in this thread.

Wew, buddy calm down.
I have only said that the webm's are not video games, I have kept the majority of my posts less then 200 characters.
Meanwhile here you are losing your collective shit that I'm pointing out your shit is not vidya.

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The fact you faggots believe this is why you become viewed as the most cancerous of the boards.

I don't give a shit if he's jewish, do you honestly think that your boogeyman is accepted so grandly?

You made a joke, and it might not have been a joke to you, but it was funny because it's tin-foil hat ridiculous, so people repeated it, and you expected that you were in good company.

You're the court jester, so dance. Do you think people actually believe that tripe?

Besides, I don't care if he's a black gentrified transgender with one arm and a face that looks like it went through a meat grinder.

HE IS RIGHT

and that's all that matters.

If you want to be wary of him, fine, but if he really acts as a you think all jews do, then use his words and spread them, but don't praise him and put him on a pedastal.

Right now, truth is a commodity, plenty of people can become rich and improve the lives of others. We want truth. real truth, not lies.

If a jew is providing truth, then doesn't that make him better then a jew who lies his way to the top?

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Look who's talking.

So you admit to being a newfag?

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Then you are part of the problem.
>OY VEY GOYIM WE’RE JUST A SCAPEGOAT
>WE LITERALLY DINDU FUCKING NOTHING IN ALL OF HISTORY
>GOYIM ARE JUST JEALOUS OF US
Reported.

Okeedoke, instead of a drive by from the front page, I’ve read the context now. Your statement is still wrong, but you’re on the right side.

You will burn on Earth before you burn in Hell, moishe.

Holla Forums might as well worship Jews seeing how much power they assign to them.

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Being this sad and useless. What a waste of Hitler dubs.

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Still 60% not vidya.

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Would you listen to him if he wasn't jewish? Are you seriously going to discriminate, actually discriminate on someone just because you have prejudice against a group because of the Rothchilds or something?

Let me tell you something, there are plenty of jews on the lower end of society that you conveniently ignore because they don't fit your narrative. Poor as fuck, and living to work.

You've lost your way. Remember that the only war that is true is Upper Class Rich vs everyone else.

You've forgotten this, and you blindly assault everyone in a religious group or racial group because you cannot understand that it's always the RICH jews and else that opress, it's never the poor ones, the ones who are actually amiable and are at least your acquaintances if not outright allies in your fight against the rich and their propaganda.

You've fallen in a trap. You cause unrest and delay movements against the rich.

in all seriousness

go fuck yourself.

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>>>/4chan/
>>>Holla Forums
>>>/suicide/

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I still wonder how this was even possible.

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Run along now, kike.

He’s not a jew because he denounces the kikes and doesn’t practice.
You will be killed for supporting kikes.
No, because of the collective behavior of the entire group over the last 2000 years.
Oy vey, here we go.
No, I explicitly recognize them and they will be slaughtered right alongside the rich ones.
Still behaving exactly the same way as their richer brothers.
In all seriousness: kill yourself now, because you’re going to be killed for your sympathetic behavior.
Thanks for confirming you’re a bolshevik kike-lover. Your statements are invalid.
This is what kikes are dumb enough to think we’ll actually believe.
lol
>HAVE I MENTIONED I’M A MARXIST LOL I’M TOTALLY ON YOUR SIDE
Enjoy death.

I can't stand you parasites. Anyone with any success is evil to you because they aren't poor and stupid. These people who've innovated and changed the world should bend a knee to what? Fast food workers? If you're treated like trash it's because you are trash. And it's a good thing for you that rope is cheap.

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Fuck off back to reddit.

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Should be pretty clear from watching it, by making it shit quality

Tekken always had the best cutscenes. MY favorite is in 5 where Heihachi tapes his son, his grandson, & his grandfather to a rocket & launches them into space.

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Play Vidya

Record Vidya

Use this

Stop being full retard

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Little did they know that the food was out of date.

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HOLY SHIT
Since when was Ghost back?

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Does anyone have that emiya dick webm? With the ocean song?

He returned to get Trump elected, webm related was him on his first stream back

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You have autism, seek help.

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asmry

Is this autistic grill a qt?

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I mean the gifs of the girl fucking around with paper

that's Holla Forums for you
get the fuck off this board, you nigger

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I have some bad news for you.

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It's funny because this just adds to the laundry list of fucked up shit that they have put into a children's cartoon. He basically fucks his mom at this point after a speech that equates to them both being special snowflakes.

Whoops, forgot them spoilers on

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what a waste of oxygen

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Knew a guy in college who did this and crashed in buildings under construction.

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I'm no longer sure what it is but I'm certain it should be dragged out into the streets and shot.

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Then post one, you tantrum throwing retard maximum.

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it's the classic sexytime track, silly user

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nobody cares you left leaning parasite

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Success, the type of billion dollar bullshit, is gained through deception, stepping on the backs of people, and by evil people.

It used to be that success was simply more money in the bank, but there are literally people in the world with trillions to their name, who have gained it through evil means, or through their fathers, who misuse it to step on others.

You cannot hold a rich man up as an angel. There is no such thing in this world.

wew, made my stomach sink at times.

god damn it, I just created webm's today. If I knew we had a new limit I would have made them bigger.

I may have saved these from halfchan

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Is it this one?

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Said the Cum Commie.

Thank you friendo. Have a favorite of mine.

Does anyone have nanako ma nigga you so sugoi.webm?
I think I had it but I can't find it anymore.

Is it this one? I always rename my webms, helps me to remember them better.

Nah, I mean the one with some persona grill dancing to shake that ass for me.
I always rename mine as well maybe that's why I can't find them.

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I just realized these two have the exact same name. So much for helping me remember them better.

That's the one, thanks.

Don't be mad user. We're offering free helicopter rides.

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So this is the retard who replaced Colbert?

Yes, not being able to use headphones is the same as a man calling themselves a woman

This man needs to be fired, but he won't because the media wants to push transgender shit fucking everywhere.

I don't really watch tv, was that guy better?

fired by who? I am pretty sure that the entire team stands behind him or he was even paid for this by Apple.

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When I mean fired, I mean out of a cannon and into the sun.

by the rest of humanity.

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new file size is 10MB fam.

No that another negroid that replace colbert, this half breed replace, no, was affirmatively place by Jon "Lebosky" Stew

Colbert was no better back then and he alot worst now, because he doesn't hide the fact that was just a puppet.

Thank god I stop watching television 7 years ago.

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On that note about the melon fiend that replace colbert, his show got cancel and HE ensure that he wouldn't get another show ever, after blaming racism for his programming being shit.

So what's its name

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THANKS FOR MOAR FILESIZE

I love Finnish throat singing.

And I already made the WebM which will start off the next WebM thread =3

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Vegeta

sweet, new filesize

I tried using Recode like all the other anons did, but I ended up having a file that was over 900 megs big, despite the original file being only being 100megs.

What did I do wrong?

this is more like it

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testing the new power.

You're using a program meant for automating encodes, just take full control and use the ffmpeg prompt.

are we talking about XMedia Recode here? There is something fishy about that software.

I created this webm using xmedia because adobe premiere was not able to handle it. Since that one didn't need any editing I thought I make it in xmedia instead and that one fucks up the audio. No idea why the audio quality is so freaking low.

The attached one was also made in xmedia and it sounds equally shit. I guess that piece of shit software is simply not good at handling certain things.

It fucking hurts man. Don't remind me.

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moar

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I ended up just re-encoding the 900meg+ file using webm for retards, and I think squeezed out q few more seconds vs my original attempt before using XMedia. Or I might have changed another setting without realizing it, since I know thats not how encoding works at all.

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for comparison, the first go at it.

you want to share your settings? Like what bitrate did you use? And please try to remove those black borders on top and bottom.

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Shit

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I don't remember unfortunately. I know I did the basics, and 8meg limiter do its thing.

Also
I thought those where negligible? Although if I'm complaining for every bit.

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Kill yourself.

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Anyone know what the fuck this song is?

Resonance by HOME.
Srsly?

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