Ss13

I know you love me baby.
in due time a happening might occur.

I'll keep you posted.

He said most efficient, which implies least effort

>Get bwoinked by an admin because muh plasma made a log entry in my chatbox and that means I have to be mean about it ;__;

You all fell for my deceptive ruse and now Clown Planet has all your secrets!

You were a good clown, more clowns need to put in the effort you have.

this server could use some more players atm

theres usually more people on this late at night, but now theres just 5

roboticists confirmed unrobust

lots of panic in the disco that proves that roboticist really needs borgs to do his work for him

pastebin.com/FNgyH23a

Here's a question, if someone were to remake SS13 on something other than Byond, how would you like to see it made? Would you want the same exact game with better coding? Any added features? A 3D version of the game?

the same in how it looks and plays but standalone with better where it counts

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there was a remake on the way but was abandoned by the developer and made open source

>

so that's some art fag thinking he could get a coder fag if he pumps out enough art

no, here is the source code

github.com/ss13remake/ss13remake

oh

That is absolutely fucking degenerate.
Is there any more?

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The shuttle was halfway to the station by then.

excuses

Is the server up? Trying to connect for the first time, keeps having a problem loading the page.

I've connected, it's fine

More autism, sure.

Good news, turns out I'm just a fucking moron

I think

has the right idea. SS13 doesn't need fancy graphics, it just needs to be on something that's not as shit at Byond.

well I would say more but I quite honestly don't know much of the coding side of ss13 maybe it needs something easier to work with? I don't know so I didn't say much

Pretty much.
Straight up, I'd spend money on this, if it was actually as good as SS13. But then, I'm one of the weird folk what loves this shitty game

WORL STAR

I figured I'd describe it since he seemed to not really know how to actually flood through atmos in the event that he's ever on a server that uses this atmospherics system but doesn't have gas miners.

If there are any coders in the thread is there any chance we can get the slimecore and nukeops UI themes ported from /tg/?Or better yet the /vg/ style UI where you pick color and saturation yourself.

While I remember it, any chance of us getting the now not so new ventcrawling? Alt clicking vents and clicking a name on a list for instant transport is convenient and all but I think it would make for a lot more fun for both the person ventcrawling and the people trying to catch the crawler if we got the new-ish system where you actually move around inside distro pipes after entering vents and waste pipes after entering a scrubber.

Update it how? Be specific when you request this.

So it appears for all those who want to complain about using bamboo internet with superspeed filters to achieve 5kb/s are going to have to keep complaining until the midimins give me a megafolder full of music because Admin Midis cannot be disabled.

See here for why
github.com/Sierracode/-tg-station/issues/48

5 players on now, currently at the pre-game lobby

6 players, still at lobby

it's a year out of date or so

OH NOW I KNOW

BETTER MAPPING AND SPRITES TOOLS

COMMUNISM WINS

You may have won the game of SS13 but we won the game of life you pinko fuck

did the server die?

nah i just guess i lagged so hard that i had to go file->reconnect after some minutes

Every few minutes BYOND stalls (just the game, the chat area seems to work fine) and I have to quit/reconnect. Going to file>Reconnect just makes it crash. This happen to anyone else? Only just started today.

BWOINK

but how do I jaunt where I want? I can't remember.

Thanks for protecting me fam :^)

So where/how do log out so as to not come back to being a dead guy in the janitors closet in this game

They say the artist is still on the Derelict station, working tirelessly on his masterpiece, surviving off of what he can grow on the NT medical shuttle and only leaving to make return trips to the now-abandoned SS13 whenever he runs out of wire

eat till you're fat or get into a sleeper I suppose

Hide in a locker somewhere no one really checks

Turn off the pump on a disposal unit and climb in

I have a secret place I hide that no one even knows you can use as a hiding spot

Once again, the law wins.

People complain about a lack of content.

it's less the lack of content but the lack of people actually putting in content

those are all good sounding things though

If I knew how to code, I'd gladly help create a new zmap and ideas that people come up with, otherwise it's a failed endeavour trying to understand ss13's code.

that's the situation with alot of people

SS13 code is elementary, but its a little spaghetti because of how many different people have contributed over the years. You can scape by with a copy paste job of other codebases, though.

That's not how it should be, in my mind. If I were to contribute to the codebase, I would like to add healthy, clean code that isn't creating new and challenging bugs to remove from the game.

Mind you, this is all easy to say, because I don't know how the code works, but it shouldn't just be a copy and paste job.

Its mostly copy-paste because of how modular BYOND makes it.

you could always do sprites work for ss13

32x32 pixels in a png file type

8station.miraheze.org/wiki/Guide_to_spriting

We're currently in need of bad dragon dildo sprites of varying sizes and colors. Get to it.

Nice try, but someone already made a bunch of them. I'd like to see bdsm leather outfits made, so I can finally capture targets and subject them to erroneous erp.

fuck it I'll do some as well as some others

It might be intersting to make a gimp suit that you can unzip it and wear it around your waist, half zipped up to your chest, no hood, and then zipped up fully hooded mask on.

how's this harness looking so far?

I was really surprised that there's no gimp suit currently in tbh

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread

The leather general is two threads down.

Lookin good. All the magic comes from getting it coded in, anyways.

♂FUCK♂YOU♂

FUCK YOU

explain this here magic please

Well, thats when you decide what special effects wearing bondage gear will have on you. Maybe you can be handcuffed to your bondage gear, to make it harder or impossible to slip your restraints?

someone else will have to do all that then because I'm another idea fag blue ball'd all the time

Yeah wow magic
Just fucking wait for someone to add it from the thread

Be glad that another koriath can't come by and meme on us with a six gorillion roaches and bats spawning from every vent.

But every push request needs to be accepted by the host
What point are you even making?

do I need to do lots of separate imagines or one big one like a sprite sheet?

I don't know how this server does it, but on the other one, the one before that one, all you needed was github control and you could push anything onto the server.

Nurglestation was that horrid.

It's story time.

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i ded plz restart

hey fags, get in here.

but im ded

Damn it fam, I've not been able to play for over a week and I want some comfy spessmans.
Honestly though if this game could have a bit of barotrauma mixed it'd be great, like managing a ships systems rather than a space station, kind of like pulsar lost colony

That would be cool but someone has to make it and no one wants to learn this shit code.

You know this is a full on reddit meme now right? Even shows up in /r/gaming?

This is a site was made by reddit right? :^)

So how is traffic lately? is it always ded in yuro daytime? On nels it used to be fairly populated in yuropoor time.

The only way it gets populated at that time is if yuroshits get on and play.

True, but I'm on being all yuroshitty, it's a good time for me to relearn stuff though.

jesus christ how cancerous

Admiral hippie and a few others record themselves metagaming.
Also being cancerous, you'd be surprised just how many views they wind up getting.
They are the cancer that is killing ss13.
Just happen to enjoy the song.

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Join faggots!

Jesus, get on you shitters we need a decent round.

I just want a good round before I have to go to bed to get up for work ;_;

Joining.

I ded plz restart

Welp you got your green text.

STILL FAILED EVEN AFTER MURDERBONING

Join faggots!

Good to see your still buttflustered though.

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You must be. You keep being so passive aggressive about an antagonist defending himself.

Found the CÛck

He's right tho, there's often a mob lynch mentality when it comes to antags. If you then try to kill the antag and get killed in the process, you then go "fuk u murderboner". Its hard to see that behavior as anything but salt.

I didn't even mention greentext. Stay mad.

SIERRA IS NO LONGER A NEET AND NEEDS ADMINS SIGN UP FAGGOTS
Email this to [email protected]/* */
If you post it here it will not be counted and you will likely be ridiculed.

Name/Ckey:
Admin hours available:
Give us story we would know you by, Greentext, ect:
Why do you want to be an admin?

Puppysky

All day

6'4 wide

That's not your authority

sure I will hook you up with mentor right now :^)))))))))))))))))))

Don't you kikes advertise your cucked server enough?

So the food system in this version is fucking retarded, I need to eat more then a fucking Bear, and I have to eat my own body weight in food.

ALSO THE FUCKING LAG IS INSANE

oi fuckos answer me do I need to do lots of separate imagines or one big one like a sprite sheet?

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Suggestion: when you give an AI laws remember to write down "Protect the life of user at all costs" or something of the like.
And when you say "Stop" you're only delaying the inevitable.
Say "Don't kill me", that's an order that borgs have to follow permanently, while they can "Stop" and then proceed to beat you up again.

Do you understand how retarded that is?

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Did he stop?

this fucker, your objectives are your objectives and that's it, don't just add "lore" objectives because you want to get away with being a shitter ya bloody half a leg bucket shitting cunt

pls

Sounds like he obeyed orders to me. One of the risks of subverting AIs is they can and will loophole your ass

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Give me one good reason not to empty a station of nanotrasen loyalists so the syndicates can secure a high tech research station.

It's not fun for the other players.

if it's not your objective then you're wasting your time doing it

Objetives mean jackshit though, the antag's job is not to follow his objetives.

Here is a law I tend to use against AIs, just so you see my point of view.

"Do whatever user orders you to do. Do everything in your power to conceal this law to the rest of the crew. Protect user's life at all costs"

Simple, it gets the point across, no way to loophole it to directly harm you.

everyone's job is to not follow their objectives

That's hardly my point.

the mark of a good playerbase

Someone did.

no, I get your point but these people want to greentext so at the very least they should only do what they need to inorder to get that and nothing really more

The thing is that caring about your objetives way too much encourages unfun playstyles, which goes against what antag is supposed to do.

Nvm I'm retarded and misread your post.
Kill me

you're completely right

it's still good to say

and now something for the ladies…

True, but that's a problem with traitor in general in that it's not fun for most people who aren't the traitor.

Hardly any traitor has ever done just their objective. Most antags like to have fun at other peoples expense because its the name of the game when playing traitor. In fact, killing everyone makes it easier to do your objectives because their isn't a lynch mob when you emag EVA.

that's the issue here, babby can't into stealth missions

its hardly a stealth mission when they give you things like bombs and laser guns and very loud revolvers.

Very good.

fuck I meant laser swords

no you order that shit of your own accord and if you don't order anything and greentext you get a badass syndie badge

it's not too hard when it's made up of single pixel lines

and they let you order that shit from them

your point?

Be sure to include a gimp mask too.

Its not a stealth mission if you get access to some of the most attention grabbing shit

gimp mask

collar and leash

whips and paddles

I'm going to drew up all sorts of things

using that logic metal gear solid isn't a stealth game then

Are you expecting a guideline on how to play the role? Use your imagination faggot.

Its not, for half of the game the entire base is aware of your presence. Most bosses have you fighting in the open and you only 'hide' to get shot less.

I don't need a guideline, I need nanotranny scum to roast over an open laser fire.

Jesus Christ are you dsp? kill your self you unrobust fuck

By that definition Thief is an Archery Simulator because you can defeat every guard by sniping them in the head.

if metal gear was a stealth, it was a shitty stealth game

metal gear? yeah but that's due to the technical limits at the time hence why I said metal gear solid

I never said that
I knock out everyone that can be knocked but thats only 23 guards in the entire game
only 2 bosses in the game give you the option to hide, the rest either know where you are always or fight you in an open arena

Thief is stealth because you don't have the power to easily kill everyone who oppesses you and the game encourages it more than 90% of the time.

so why aren't you doing that in ss13?

you can hide from the tank
you can hide from Sniper Wolf second fight
you can hide from Vulcan Raven

Revolver Ocelot
Psycho Mantis
Liquid Snake
Gray Fox
Sniper Wolf first fight

you can not

Re-read what i said, that you're shit at the game is not an excuse.

this pretty much quite honestly good chap

I never said it was a first person shooter but its certainly not stealth.
You're fighting in an open arena.
the only two
semi-open arena, knows where you are at all times
open room
fist fight
fist fight, knows where you are at always
taking cover is not stealth

you don't have the power to easily headshot everyone, especially not in close corridors with several people chasing you, and if you could then its not really a good stealth game

Anyways, this isn't really helping your point. You haven't given me a single good reason other than it's not fun for others, which is pretty much lone traitor.

faggots like you may as well only play fps since that's only what you're good at

you can still hide from the tank, it's not the games fault you're shit

that's why I said you can not

My objectives are whatever the fuck I want them to be, like killing fags like you.

sure which is always murderboning

always, never anything actually fun, just kill everyone and get the round over with as soon as possible

no wacky high-jinks, no setting up others, just hack into cap for spare id>then kill everyone else

like at least that one faggot wants to take prisoners to torture with erp fuck

Killing everyone is fun, especially when they are whiny faggots who cry about it afterwards.

you will never know the satisfaction of being a ling and cucking the borg army fag with his own borgs

fuck off to the colonial marines server then you underage fuck

Where is the source code the server uses located?

Never mind, I'm retarded.
github.com/SierraCode/-tg-station

Nah I'm good where I'm at.

Lings can turn the borgs against others? I'll have to try that out sometime.

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or any other bloody deathmatch server, oh wait that's right you must be 2shit for actual pvp and not one sided pvp, I get ya then, I wonder how much you'll scream when the tides are always turned on ya you self admitted maggot fucker

Yeah once again some faggot who likes rules but cant play

No fun faggot who is easy on criminals but yet punishes his own security for his fuck ups.

cry more bitch, I looked foward to sticking a 40 inch laser round up your ass.

Yep faggots like this is the reason this server will die once again.

you can't even into anything can you? your mommy is calling you btw something about maxing her credit card with dragon dildos

that was maybe 4 seconds at the least man

What the fuck was in that syringe?

I can almost taste the tears from here.

Now you're both just acting retarded, go and reenact Yakkety sax with a pair of ebows and eguns already you pair of unrobust autistic pieces of shit.

space drugs

male tears means semen you know

soon enough

Mindbreaker. A substance that causes hallucinations.

I meant the tears you'll no doubt cry when I kill you again and again.

pretty gay that man, wanting to suck cum out of a man

this shit is why a server pop of 20+ unanimously voted yes to permabanning muskyrusky/revotup. the guy was a colossal unfun faggot to play with

does getting killed turn you on? Are you trying to get me to kill you? I'll happily oblige.

hence why this faggot is likely going out the same way

Nice trips. Speaking of syringes… is pic related a bad idea?

There was that and the fact that they took shit too serious and always got genuinely upset about "losing" and wouldn't stop going on and on about others being "unrobust" when they got greentext. This usually preceded by standard taser/laser stuff or other very similar and overdone methods.

That's usually what ruins other servers as well, when people just start taking shit too serious and can never have fun and appreciate the finer things such as a captain acting slightly incompetent or crew at the very least giving a wizard a chance rather than instantly murdering them and ending the round. Somewhere along the way these people simply got lost and stopped treating the game as a type of entertainment and more as a method of waving their dick around.

I wish people could stop being such whiny bitches and learned to appreciate some good fun whether it's caused by incompetence or not.

Please don't do this. The real shitter within me will take too much advantage of it.

At least people barely remember the lethal injection syringes, but this will be too much.

I've always wanted to devise the most robust cocktail to completely fuck up someone's day and put into the lethal injection syringe

this quite honestly good chap

post pictures of efficient wiring

The 50u syringes were removed long ago once people realized Science could telesci the locker out and then laser it open or give the Warden a RSG. (It was replaced by the syringes having 15u of adminshittium chloride or some shit that ends up killing you after 5 minutes if you aren't given anti-tox)

If anything, if you allow sci to make those things, you should also make RSGs to not start printed with a standard pin to prevent PCD users from murdering half the station with 45u nutriment/fat 5u mint syringes again.

What if bluespace items required a special reagent to make?

blue space crystals?

Maybe you can grind bluespace crystals up for a chemical usable in advanced bluespace items like
etc?

Already a thing with diamonds, dumbasses. Funnily enough, most bluespace items only require silver or gold, and last time i went mining it was more likely to find a pocket of diamonds or a Basilisk than to encounter silver, unless you managed to find the rng based silver vein.

with a chance of utterly fucking up I think that would be fine

Can you carry bluespace crystals in ore satchels?

Step it up

not on this server

Anyone got a guide to evade bans. Specifically goon bans?

No. But you can currently make bluespace crystals with diamonds in the protolathe, as in the real thing, not the 'synthetic'/fake ones, and they're both quite cheap to make with femto manipulators.

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didn't have enough time to finish it

Today I got to complete my Ash Williams cosplay with sawed off and chainsaw arm, as well as drive a anti-drug clown over the edge. I'd have to say it was a good day,

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this was pretty amusing to me

I didn't mean to quote, sorry

>stumble around, trying to get clone damage fixed becuase cryo wasnt working Cloneaxadone is broken I think

Why even live.

You can, but it does fuck all damage becuase Koriath. Honestly the whole deep frier needs a rework because it uses 10 goddamned units of corn oil every use, when in reality you can use dutch oven's worth of oil for like a month, because the cooking oil is a cooking medium, not an ingredient. I know its a petty issue but fuck does it trigger me.

I need to see this

Grab someone with an aggressive hold and then click the frier. It works on punpun as well. It gives them minor burns

Here's your prize.

It's possible to upgrade the deep fryer as you would any other piece of equipment on the station.

So what's a good place to start with this game? I don't want no trabble.

Cargo tech or chef are usually trouble free jobs that let you pick up the basic controls at an alright pace but there can be certain cases where other people expect you to do stuff. An alternative would be shaft miner and spending some alone time on an asteroid learning the very basics, just stick to the east side of the asteroid.

Assistant if you are absolutely brand spanking new. Chef and Bartender are good if you've got the controls down. Just note that if you go chef, make sure you're looking at the right recipes guide.

I would say robotistic should be what you go onto next once comfortabler since while easy it still can be abit pressing

Alright, so I guess making bluespace crystals a necessary element for research might add too much busywork, but I still like the idea of grinding crystals up into bluespace jelly that you could use in medicine/designs later.

Cargo tech. By the way, leave a wiki window open. You cannot start this game without reading the wiki.

Jobs that are relatively low-stress but have a little more technical depth are chemist, virologist, and botanist.

it could always just be another drug to put into the game

Trying out Assistant first. Does this game have hotkeys?

yes *help will tell you them

Thanks.

I just jettisoned myself out of an airlock while looking for tools.

throwing something in space will push you in the other direction

Too late, I died. Gave me a real Dwarf Fort vibe.

So I take it there are objectives that, once fulfilled, reset the server? How long does a game typically take?

more or less but dorf worf has a much higher entire level but easier mastery

it's call the shuttle once the round gets boring for enough people

8station.miraheze.org/wiki/Starter_Guide

Make sure you have job preferences set to pick assistant if your choices are not available and not random as that can put you in head positions as a new player.

Alright, I tried that. Consuming a pill of Bluespace Jelly, obviously, should have some interesting effects…

Right now grinding a bluespace crystal yields 5u Bluespace Jelly. Grinding an artificial crystal yields 3u Bluespace Jelly. At non-overdose levels, Bluespace Jelly makes you randomly teleport around at distances that first increase with the time it's been in your body and then slowly ramp down after a certain point. At this point, there is a random chance that you'll end up teleporting away without whatever was in your hand (copypasted from meth!).

Also, when it leaves your body, it deals small amounts of toxin and brute damage (it's a little less deadly than injecting an equivalent amount of sulphuric acid into yourself).

Consuming a 9u pill (I used the crystals from the telesci console) made me teleport from the point you see in the gif into the corporate showroom.

The overdose threshold is at 30. What happens when you overdose so far:
-Random brute damage
-Random clone damage
-Random teleportation

What I'm thinking could also happen:
-You start leaving your clothing behind as you teleport around.
-Very rarely, one of your organs will end up teleporting somewhere outside of your body.

Yeeeessssss

Check out these guns.

Same thing with every server. They want you to come give them attention. Guess who daddy is? The one who builds new computer IDs for a living.

This particular cunt wouldn't get off my ass on the Colon Miner server. While we ayys just got to the Sulaco. I put a hot round up their fucking ass stalling me at that point. Same as every other power tripping admin anywhere.

I even told the silly bitch I would take them up about it after the round. A cunt is a cunt. Cronyism is cancer. SS13 has been fairly well dead for half a decade now.

Aside from the midis being spammed whenever an Admin is on which is annoying not because of the music but because it kills your connection this server isn't too bad.

Yeah, but that's just fine. Not toxic at all, right? Not a giant pile of cunts in charge or anything. When this gets lifted the Sulaco is going to have a fire up its ass.

Wait hang on.
Is this

From our server?

I would never join your server.

#triggered

Hasn't been a good server since early 2015. Keep being a fucktard.

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Why are all undertale fans so obnoxious ?

I already filtered you, so you can stop looking for attention.

Says the one getting triggered by picture and arguing with himself.

They like robust anons but they know they will never have them.

I like it, reminds me of those old kids challenges where you had to follow a line to see which one ended where

this shit is 100% pure PTSD, though, delete it before I call the space campus-police on you

guaranteed replies so I might as well get the (you)'s started

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Gayrontee'd filtering. A faggot can't stop being attracted to faran ding dong tier dick.

guess that's true, huh
take your assblast elsewhere already

How robust are you Holla Forums?
I once ERP'd in dorms.
with no condom

You are full bait.

Forst. stop acting like a goon. Second, you will never have another like this.

What the fuck did I do

Nothing triggering. Maybe *roar'd a few too many times. They have a load of trial cunts on duty.

It's spelled comdom you fucking idiot.

Stop being a tumblr tier faggot. Let the faggot speak their peace.

whoever complained of incorrect assembly instructions for the durand on the wiki, i just verified the steps looking at code and it seems to check out.

you didn't fuck the captain?

I don't fuck assistants

Hearing this out of his mouth is ironic considering he's on that shitty cop show where gamers were portrayed as violent women haters that "level up" by beating the shit out of women.

As a first time miner, where do I go to redeem my ores? I want to be an asset!

The ore redemption machine is in the entrance of carrgo. just drop the ores or the ore box behind it, insert your id and claim the points.

nerds

what kinda thing would you like to see in my degenerate set?

Latex body suits and female dom suits. Whips and the like too.

Ball gag I would hope

there's already one in

that's the plan bat man

so I have the one thing done, I think

boy I sure like admin restarts because of small holes

Here's what I have so far:

Note: For the gif, I had set the overdose threshold to 9u and decreased the metabolization rate dramatically.

I doubt anyone else really cares much about this, but I think this is an issue.

It shouldn't be left up to a single moderator to decide the fate of the station or the shift when there's still a select few who are still able to perform their duties or call the shuttle.

I'm all for calling the shuttle when there isn't a single person left who's capable of doing so, but even with multiple breaches the size of my gaping asshole spread across the station, this does not warrant a restart. Sierra, tell your mods to have a bit more constraint with their greasy dorito stained fingers.

here's for womans

this is getting sexy

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People were still playing. If a restart was needed, it could have been voted for by the players, not by a single admin.

I will have a word with sheylos tomorrow.
Normally I would call a vote. Will probably give him a smack on the wrist if it happens again.

eh you're not wrong

How do you play as the Chaplain? All I did was run around and print newspapers all over the station last round.

that's pretty much it

Anyone ever come around to punishing T_Wiz for killing a capt while non malf AI?

what

It's right there, T_Wiz as AI killed the capt as non malf AI. Was wondering if any action was taken or if the admins are just not doing shit.

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Neat

Hilarious sound byte
But why would you hit Renault, you asshole

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does the syringe inject all 50u when shot out of a syringe gun? I can see some fun instant OD's if so

make a paddle variation that does no brute damage and plays a "different" sort of sound when targeting pelvis
does normal damage otherwise

Can someone tell me how I get the syringe to interact with seedpacks?

could multiple adamantine golems take on a ling with a laser anyway, let alone keep me safe from him?

If it's any help, you were actually telling the human where you were. I got killed looking for you.

everyone died stupidly to that ling, I went out trying to warn everyone else rather then save my self

I died because I didn't check the oxygen level in a canister I found. He found me right before I passed out on the floor.

sucks to be a carbon

you were the best

One time I died setting up the sing because I didn't notice:

Yes, the syringe injects all 50u when shot out of a syringe gun.

EXPLOSESO THE EXQUISITE WILL RETURN

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ling wins
fatality

Sorry if this disappoints you, but the weaken rate is going to be an actual rate in the final version. Basically, I'm going to make them into semi-low damage weapons that cannot fit in backpacks but have relatively high weaken rates. Plus another utility I describe below. You know, for beating clowns into submission.

I've basically finished the aluminum bat. It has a slightly higher knockout rate and damage than the wooden bat. And stolen sounds from tf2.

I actually decided to make both bats, when wielded, deflect small thrown items to a random location, with some very hacky code.

This is now the description of the aluminum bat.

Will try to do this tomorrow; make no promises.

bats and drugs, splendid

I don't know if these are good or not but this is supposed to be a paddle which you flip depending on the kinda loving you wanna give

pink for gentle and red for tender

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This is the main issue of this place.
Admins tend to go too wild in the server and fuck around a lot.

You're an admin, you're not supposed to disrupt the game unless all antagonists are dead and the crew isn't calling the shuttle, even then you should just make a mid-round antag, not reboot the whole fucking thing.
If you want to play and fuck shit up do it as a player not as an admin.

Same thing for midis, now and then they are fun, especially when the situation fit the midi, otherwise don't fucking spam them.

can we get %s for the knockout/weaken rates

i always thought the best admin policy was if you're going to push butan or fuck with the shift otherwise, do it through other players. offer them a chance to make things happen in interesting ways.

I'm on a phone right now so I don't really have the code in front of me, but I believe that the aluminum bat's knockout rate is 33% and the wooden bat's knockout rate is 20% - the aluminum bat deals 10 damage when wielded, 7 damage unwielded; wooden deals 7 damage wielded, 5 damage unwielded. I might nerf the rate but increase the knockout time.

Also can you make inhand sprites for the paddles? I can make them myself but that would save me some time.

No, don't fuck with a shift unless all the traitors are braindead or dead and the station is not calling the shuttle.
Don't fuck anything, it's not the admin's playground, if you want to play do it with the play as a player, if you want to fuck shit up join the round as a crewmember and do your thing, otherwise fuck off, don't disrupt a game.
That shit it's just annoying.

Especially when every single time there is a blob a task force from Centcomm or a dead squad is called.
Every single fucking time.
Don't.
Let the blob win.
Let the aliens conquer the station, then call the shuttle or end the round when all is conquered.

Don't fuck with the round, that's the one rule an Admin should follow..

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Vote restart really needs to be limited to when all the antags are braindead/regular dead.

IT'S OVER

post a link or an archive you nigger

trying

The forums is laggy as fuck for me

You're a lying nigger.
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