You guys really are useless without me

You guys really are useless without me

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Just casually become a doctor?


Also with you.

He won't admit that, though.

Useless

its been a month nigga and you still haven't left

Sometime around November

nifty

Wait me to make it sooner?

Want*

I'm indifferent

You should leave too, Barudo

Nobody ever leaves

Sad....
People shouldn't waste their lives on the internet

This is the age we live in
besides I spent plenty of time irl on my social life
I work often
I am in fit physical condition

I think it's nice to have a constant option for socialization with a cimmunity, especially since I don't go to schoool anymore

Said the dude who does exactly that.

BRADBERRY'D

Maybe you should go back to school and learn how to repair old picture frames.

i already graduated from highschool silly
idk if you can just go back

This place is suffering...


I know, that's why I'm retiring soon


Useless

as am I

You can, they might tackle you though.

You're a very nice person

haha
Funny as puck

Thanks toots

t-toots?

(((desire to wear trump hat non-stop until he is elected)))

oh right you're a whore now or something
thanks slut

Far too hot to work
:S

hail satan

Time for school, bbl

youtube.com/watch?v=0t7PnrelFdY
this video's got me in the mood for gunning down hispanics in the masses tbh

I'm not a liberal. Easy choice really.

a guy came round while I was chilling on the veranda, turned out he had just got out of jail for 18 months on mounting shoplifting charges, had no food, money, smokes, or electric, and was dying of hep C cause he's a heroin addict, so I took him to the shop, got him smokes, sandwiches and crisps, called the benefits number for him to see where his claim was at, and gave him my new Samsung Galaxy so he could get in touch with them himself

new friend made

only regret, before he went home, he asked me if could borrow a tenner for heroin, I'm a nice person but asking me to find your junk habit is a little too much

but still, good deeds for the day done

also, here is a seagul standing on a further seagul

fund*

he was astounded I have him a £200 phone for nothing

helping people is the best feels

ouu, and my swedge and weed is now on the way

excellent

I woulda been like

Thanks for reminding me to check if my door is locked.

well, I had already spent mountains on him, and offered him weed and MDMA, wasn't really all that much of a stretch to ask

he also had scars all down his arm from injecting, prolly thought mine were from the same thing

it was forgivable.

he said when his money came through he'd get me a bottle of buckfast, and also if anything was scaring me to call him and he'd be right round, he was a big guy, returned favours mean a lot to me.

hey, I put a £700 iPhone in his hand, if he didn't run away with it, he's a trustworthy guy, at least to an extent.

Not by my reckoning.

it's Scotland

either people are your friend, or they'll take your phone off you

he was huge, there would have been nothing I could do about it

now he's a friend.

By all means, keep him.

I think he had been in jail for the best part of the last 30 years, he had no idea how mobile phones work, and was astounded you can buy ice in bags

he actually wanted me to speak to the benefits people for him, with the reasoning he can't work phones


like, was unsure if once the call is connected, if talking into the handset would be successful

he was actually reluctant to take my phone when they wanted to ask him security questions

I believe in helping people, sue me

fuck, I left my door open for like an hour and now I have a serious fly problem

If that were grounds to sue you, I absolutely would. I could buy so much fast food for myself with that money.

my dog can hunt the noisy ones, but she can't see or hear the silent ones

I wouldn't worry about it; I don't think you're too fly.

it's a stack of seagul

on top of itself nigga

Erin is nice

stop taking my images omg

you totally can't sue people for being nicer than you I'm afraid

help, I'm afraid.

IGOT MY HIGH TOPS
NO SHIRT
JEANS ON
OH SHIT
LEVELS UP
LIGHTS OFF
IMMA TEAR THE STAGE UP
SUPER SOAKER MAKE IT RAIN
TURN IT UP AND LOSE YOUR BRAIN
YALL ABOUT TO LOSE YOUR MIND
YALL ABOUT TO GO INSANE

¿How much is the fish?

I cost about tree fiddy

MY NAME IS DAVE

FROM SHEFFIELD!

SCOOTA IN THE HOUUUSSEEEE!

RESPECT TO THE MAN IN THE ICE CREAM VAN

What the fuck

TRANSFORMING

THE JEWS!

R u redi

CAN YOU TELL ME PLEASE

HOW DO I

GET OFF THE BUS!

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM NOT SMOKING!

This is getting weird.

You took them from those poor hunched over Japanese men, I don't see why I shouldn't take them from you.


Yeah, I would be afraid if I were in your position too.


Dogs are pretty expensive.

Quit bullying the new guy

DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖPPA DÖP DÖP DÖP

Because we're friends and friend dont let friends steal from friends.

my dog is hunting flies like a boss

I am so proud of that animal

Stand up! Once again! We're getting jiggy! Siberiaaaaa! Yeah! Goodbye!

I'd rather a cat but my mom will be afraid I'll kill it
the main issue with a dog is my mom will N E V E R take it out, and going outside alone is already pretty difficult for me. if she gets me a dog it's gonna have to be a dog that I can at least cuddle up with, not some pussy ass lap dog.

it's on the window

Maybe we can be frienemies.


Why would you be less likely to kill a dog than a cat?

OH MY GOD SHE BIT IT BUT IT GOT OUT OF HER MOUTH IT IS FREAKING OUT


NOW YOU KNOW THE FATE THAT AWAITS YOU CUNT

I think we've all killed a cat before

or you are going to at least once in your life

guys

imma snort a whole MDMA in like 15 minutes

Not possible when I don't know what you dislike.

I dislike crowded places.

I don't fuckin know. I know how my mom thinks, even if it may be retarded, I've picked up the pattern.
if it wasn't for my mental problems and the whole not being a real girl thing, I probably would have been a legend. Makes me sad sometimes thinking about what I could have been if I wasn't abused so much.

I started today with creamy sams and I'm not even drunk

congratulatory pizza for lunch I think

Useless information.

"you'll be drunk by lunch" - David

Surely a tragedy in the modern age.


I don't like mayonnaise either, if that helps.

If you think it does, you must have the downs.

Yeah, but I have my ups too, so it's not that bad.

...

no wonder why my LITERALLY BRAND NEW ACCOUNT THAT HASN'T WON MORE THEN 10 GAMES gets matched against people with full builds , several legendaries, and kicks my ass every time.

HEARTHSTONE IS SHIT

WHERE ARE THE GOOD GAMES AT

PLZ BUY ME OVERWATCH

didn't mean to quote

Wow you quoted on accident. What a nerd.

P-plz no bully

Point and laugh at them.
youtube.com/watch?v=qzMk28TC3c0

aaa what song is that

*Pokes your tummy*

Is Swedish fish another failtrap from /lewd/?

It's someone's roommate I think. You got the other part right though.

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ok but who is blue moon then?

Kaybe

Disgusting.

*Touches tail*

dunno

I can understand your jealousy.


Careful, I just had that laundered.


Ditto.

*Spills soda on it*

What's causing it?

Great, now it's going to be all sticky. Have you ever tried to wash a fox tail?


You wish you were capable of being as confident online as I am.

somebody buy me earrings

Noh I haven't, i'm sorry

let's play

AM yelled at me, so I actually spent last night updating Path of Exile instead of reinstalling League of Legends.

Weren't you scared of me?

omg get married you two

The times, they are a changing.


I think it would be quite damaging to my tax situation if that were to happen, actually.

oh you're a furry

I like that watchmen intro.

You've cracked the case.


I don't care for watches much myself.

Howdy
Again

Furries should be gassed

...

See

ITS A MOVIE

...

:O what on earth

Hi Sabs, Hi Scooots~

Hi

It's a cute movie.

...

...

10 Squishes/10

How goes?


*squish* ♥

YOU CAN'T SEE ME
THE TIME IS NOW

Super hot
At work
Scoot is being baked
You? How's the day?


Ermagerd that's off the scale :0

I'm in one of those moods where I'm thinking of cutting all my hair off, even though I know I won't.

Elma, I saw your post earlier. Were you looking at any particular set of earrings?


Howdeh. Is it really so hot there? I think y'all stole our summer. You can keep it.

Just woke up a little while ago. Trying to figure out how to go pick up my car before dinner at my parents' house.

Stay hydrated!!!

Cut your hair make it cuter ;3
We can keep it? Yay!

Dang it cleetus


Woo dinner with rents, and your new car? :) what kind?

Oh noes. Hair pics~

Um, nothing specific. I don't know where to start x_x

Elma, have a baby, then let the baby get pinned down by the car. You'll experience a motherly burst of adrenaline which will allow you to lift the car and throw it several yards.

Yeh. So far I'm not freaking out about it as much as usual so that's probably a good sign.

I got an old civic from a coworker. Nothing crazy.


No babbies for me pls.

Also, I love how you're suggesting letting a baby get pinned down by a car lol

Gonna pimp it? I gotta get my driving done. Papa Scoot said he'd get me a car for Xmas if I'm passed by November :3

Scooter, get you a lil' a kiddie pool to sit in while a fan blows on you. Wear giant sunglasses and sip a tiki drink.

Basically, be Garfield.

You can give the baby up for adoption after you've picked up the car.

Probably not pimp it as I'm white, but I'll probably fix it up a little before trading it in for my Mazda eventually.


lol where is this coming from?!

Why you want me to fling a car so much?

Pfft. Nobody ever bought me a car. That shit's lame and makes kids entitled.

Can I have lasagne?
I was hoping you'd say "a classy, rich, cougar" but I suppose Garfield will do heh.

...

It started out as a bad joke and snowballed out of control.

Kinda like the Trump campaign.


You can, and you will.

You will.

Scoots like lasagna and hate Mondays. They may also be a figment of Jon Arbuckle's imagination.

The people are starving? Let them eat lasagne!
Marie Nyantoinette

cuuuuuuuute

You'll be lucky if you get bought a car.


*sigh* We're all doomed.

:3 I should dress Winston up in a flamboyant frock and wig.


I'm more than aware of that.

Well, good^^

i think im gonna start drinking soy milk

i got ketchup in my hair ;~;

There was a protest at the Target in my town this weekend. I was bummed out about it until I hear someone drive by and shout "get a life!" at the protesters. lol


Have you tried Almond milk? It's pretty good if you're not allergic to nuts.


Did the bottle spoot at you?


Will he let you? My fat kitty wouldn't fight me, but my calico is a wiggle worm.

protesting trump or the whole toilets are toilets thing? It's kinda sad that the ones yelling get a life are more right than any of them making a scene tbh.

Almond milk is okay I guess. Soy's where it's at for the smooth skin~

Nah, it dripped right out of my breakfast sammich and I'm in bed so ploop, right in mah hair.

He'd maybe fight, but he'd surrender in the end.
Once I finished he'd burst the fashion like a bolt of jamaican lightening.
Lol calico a sirry


Can it be the weekend yet?

This is my Sunday, so maybe that counts~

brb shower. 2muchketchup5me

Protesting the bathroom policy. I live in the "liberal" area of Texas, so the demonstrators were getting more heckling than support. What's funny is that my co-worker, who's a George W. Bush fangirl, even said they were idiots.

So soy milk's supposed to be good for your complexion? I didn't know that! I eat lots of cucumber and avocado for skin health.


Poor Winston! If you're gonna dress him up, dress him like his namesake and let him stir the kitties to action against the Nazis.

Enjoy

You mean "nya-zis"
:3

:333333333333333333

Mwahaha Karen a cute :3 silly kitteh
Plans today?

Work work work, then maybe a cookie. You?

a girl like this cannot exist in this world

Local headline: GIRL KILLED BY FALL FROM GARDEN WALL

witness heard the victim mentioned "kitty", said kitty is now under intense search

Kitty did not render aid and could be fined up to $2,000 and imprisoned for 180 days.

All work no cookie for scoot

Lead a sit-in protest. Demand the boss man provide a cookie at the end of the work day. You have rights, damn it!

#OccupyScootStreet

"kitty still at large, and in other news the cookie monster has lead the calls for the bossman to provide scoot and Co. with cookies"

BUSINESS BAKES BISCUITS FOR BAKAS
Threats of unionization, walk-outs prompts oven installation in break room

further investigation found more dead bodies, forensic found they are died of cuteness overload

cookie union of North Texas

I'd like to visit liberal Texas ^~^ Sounds warm.

I'm not actually sure. Since I said that to you I read an article with 10 huge reasons not to drink it. :/


I'm back. Wet, smooth, and ketchup-free~

Cuteness overload claims the lives of over 10,000,000,000,000,000 people a year.


I'm going to move to Dallas and open a treatery called Cooke Union of North Texas.


Maybe you're s'posed to bathe in it!

I only bathe in the blood of my victims~

wow that was a little too edgy

Woo clean!


Do it! Make tee shirts

Do you exfoliate with their bones? 'Cause you gotta exfoliate.

I make pumice out of their heels, yes.

lol MDMA

Lol xD

xd

xd

xd

I'd ex ur d

our turn is next..

CUNT: The Shirt
"The can't-miss 100% cotton experience of the year." - Rolling Stone

Experience it in XD!


That kinda made me gag a little. lol


But how can a ghost die?

Got ya with a Shyamalan Twist!

Yeah, might be a little hitch on TCday

Do they come in baby pink?

scooter hurry up get an Apple Watch so I can send you my heart rate when I take drugs and you can literally feel me dying faster

I'm never having kids. Fuck this

lol obviously.

why would you want to do something like that?

the beauty of Apple Watch

they turn the rate of your friends demise into an enjoyable tactile sensation

...

Nothing like hot showers.

It's a horrible thing. i tell my nieces and nephew to be quiet and they just get louder. I want to die

You have to get louder than them so you can assert your dominance.

They're literally like half your size I'd imagine. Show them who's boss.

Oh god xd

Or bribe them. Bribing children works great.

hot blanket?
'hot'

I'm a big guy 4 u?

c:

That would be neat during winter, summer not really sure about.

That's the thing. I've basically become mute in my everyday life. It's not easy to do that.
Tried it

Did you ever get ahold of Hailey

I wonder...

no

I said that very drunk, I kinda forgot

I'm not sure if we should be telling her what to do with her life or not

un-drunk this is a touchy issue

Jesus, Mina. Just do it.

The fact that it's a touchy issue is why I didn't want my name mentioned. I still worry about her though.

What. I can't really help it

You can't help not talking like at all?

Angrily fix your imaginary bow-tie and then go all "Listen here u lil shits"

Not really. I can't explain why but it's extremely hard to talk anymore

Kill the children.

lol don't go full retard now, m8

It sorta loses effect when it's written on a whiteboard or my phone

No

Skin them.
Tan the leather.
Eat the marrow.

I'm not

Then talk you dummy.

I'm completely serious when I say it's hard to

I don't really know about that, whiteboard is pretty educational.

hard to =/= impossible

just do it

...

JUST

DO

IT

...

If you say so

I'll give it a shot

They looked at me like they were shocked

...

Hail Satan

Have a (You)

...

(You)
Hello.

My roommate that got preggers just gave me a bunch of tops that she won't be able to wear anymore woop woop

Model them.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe.

Woo woo

Just gonna clean up my room first ;3

...

...

helloooo

...

that laugh is horrible

...

...

Needs more Andy Murray.

better laugh

good laughs are underrated

I have different kinds of laughs depending on my mood is that weird?
Sometimes it's jolly, sometimes haughty, sometimes downright obnoxious

Do you feel like a big guy?


'Sup, dawg?

I have different laughs. I like my perverted geezer one. It sounds like whinny the pooh.

poor doggo

I would say vocaroo it but forced laughs are bleh

...

I found my OTK boots zomg

...

I miss Wish

indeed


fite me.

I have some of Sama's laughs recorded
one sec while I up them,

Goats are fucking scary, man.

That makes me really sad

Niggers

You take that back. Goats are cuddly and cute!

Goats are cute, especially when they're babies and super hyper.


Why you always wanna be startin' static?

good for pets
and clearing your yard of vegetation

You wanna know what the last thing she said to me?


Go be racist somewhere else

no

Goats are cute

aight


nah. they are playful. A bunch were trying to sniff my sisters crotch at the zoo.>>1064896

FUCKING

SCARY

Oh okay.
*Leaves again*

No-one's gonna miss you. ♥

Geese. Geese are scary. All that hissing and flapping. Bleh!

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picosong.com/ZVfi 2/3
picosong.com/ZVfv 3/3

I love this guy


see above

Mean

I missed you, Amy.

How's it been?

Geese are monsters

I appreciate it but you could have chose not to answer

I don't even feel bad about fois grois or however you spell it

I sure wish she never returns!

Not as scary as goats, though. Those guys talk with devils.


It's been boring and slow.

How're things with you?

Just force feed those nazi birds

...

Till they hiss and split.

...

Oh, yeah, well...ok, there's that.


We should eat geese instead of chickens. Chickens are cute.

But that wouldn't have been as fun.

Geese probably taste nice, after all their meat is made of the souls they steal.

good morning

...

Hello Mayaka.

Oh yeah.... Oh and thanks for the (You) again. Have one in return.

And devils are the scurriest thing ever.

Oooh, thank-(you)!

hi

anybody doing anything fun today?

Geese are devils.


Juicy!

No thank (You) :^)

How was your sleep.


It's fucked, yo.

doin ur mom

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

triple kill, jesus though its a good thing i stopped by before i left

it was too hot

i kept waking up over and over

i want to buy an AC today

enough is enough

the khazars have gotten their way

AAAAHHHHH!!!!!

good luck, hope you don't catch the crazy from her

Why not?


Stop being racist :////////

Imma kill a goose with a hammer. I could literally do that tomorrow

It's been pretty mild here thanks to the rain
I went through last summer with minimal AC to save money
and I saved like 400 bucks

worf

cause she said it to you
dumbass

rip


im gonna buy one of the wall ACs

for some reason we dont have actual built in AC here

gott is tot

where the fuck is ui

But i just stopped with it. Whats the problem?

*honk honk, hiss*


No fun allowed on Mondays!


I kinda feel bad, but...then I remember being chased through the park by an angry goose a couple of years ago.

it was kinda about you..

They're menaces

awkward..........................

i don't like racist ppl

Sure it was


where the pipe gonna go

lmao

Aww that's no good :/

Things are radical lately, actually.

Iunno. "Falling together" so to speak. ^~^

Might smother those geese

It was... anyway who is planning to kill me?

i dont know what that is

i just was gonna get this

amazon.com/Frigidaire-FFRA0511R1-Window-Mounted-Mini-Compact-Conditioner/dp/B00W2KG92Y/ref=sr_1_4?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1465235810&sr=1-4&keywords=air conditioner


its not racist to apply the scientific method to other type of human is it ema?

I'm Blood-chan

Where is my Ui?

Do it with a goose down pillow!

So what if i kept going on?

Who else /monitors/ here?

Entertain me to who it was first


THATS NOT A WALL AC
THATS A WINDOW AC YOU FUCK

Max I would use is 2
but I use 1

to what it was*

Yes! "take that Fuckers" that'll make daddy proud

idk the difference man

sir pls just install the damn thing sheesh oh petes....

disgusting becuase they're all different sizes and it pisses me off every time i walk out there and look at it

ema is bloodchan is whore of babylon

ui is ui

dumb bitch

It would break my poor little heart...

Fiiine... I think it was Bebop, he's the only one brave enough to come after me

lol

Are you okay.. ?


N-now you tell me..

fine, guess I'll go to work then :(

...

I didn't tell you anything

yeah im okay

perhaps u are not friend))))?

seriously wtf am i doing


i cant just deal with the H E A T

remove excess clothing

...

all clothing is excess clothing.

you sound jealous tbh
GTX 1070s when


at first I thought 3 was excessive

and then I wanted 4

Scoots

ud like that pervert

i just have running shorts on


no because 100% the monitors ur using arent urs)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) and im the one with the 980

cyka))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Nooooooooo!
You can have fun. Ignore me. Ignore me!

REMOVE
EXCESS
CLOTHING


you've lost weight


how many gfx cards do you have lol


nigga it's for you

the second from the right is mine

not like you ever use that 980 for anything tbh


just one, old one too, GTX 780. can't even play fallout 4 plz kill me

#gettingnakedforgrim

I don't think so... I've been eating pizzas and sandwiches like no other lately.

I think I'm 121 but I haven't checked the scale in a while.

eheheheeeehheee

sadlyfe

Processes running: minecraft.exe

980 well spent))))))))))))))

10/10

oh shit waddup

2much

Yes, my heart is very vulnerable to harsh words and actions...


Can you tell me now, please?


I'm not.. I want to know where Ui is...

Please tell me?

I use my 970 on League and Overwatch sometimes now.

...

If you tell me first sure

I want 6 1080p 144hz monitors with enough power to get gull frames possible. one won't be enough, 2 will. (assuming the game is designed well and has proper multi-card usage, which the only games I'll need it for likely will)

So you don't like when people are racist? So i guess you don't have anything against mexicans and you despite the wall that Trump plans to build.

They already made a 1070? dang it

OVER 5000!!!!!!!!!!!


Is that him?


I already told you, I think it's Bebop

No, what Wish said.

When VR becomes mainstream and doesnt use a 5 pound headset, I'll probs go all out like that

Oh man I hate Mexicans... They be talking to me in Spanish and I'm like "Do I look Hispanic to you!?" and then they say "Que?"


She told me to leave too and I said I'm leaving very soon

Where did Amy go???

Loco and elma are excessive

goat gottem

How does that involve me


The shitter

All i got when wish left was this pic

She wanted me to leave you

We were never together.

D..do you love cock?

Died in a helicopter accident. /rip

Speaking of goats
Undertale is Fucking shit

Did you see my pic? I took it for you, baka oniichan


B-but goats are cuddly, not mean x_x

tsk tsk

Leave with me, you know you hate this place

"allegedly"

undertale?

more like

blundertale

;~;

Goat was flying 'copter.

1070 isn't out. it's the cheaper version of the 1080 that's gonna be coming out in the next couple months

...

Is that why it crashed

I don't want to do anything with you.

They got to cruising altitude when the goat realized it had cloven hooves and then they crashed.

Link for senpai

Rogl

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undertale?

more like

underPANTS

because it's SHITTY

So comfy^~^

Tell me who is planning to kill me