The absolute state of Star Wars

I blame Mike Stoklasa.

This is probably fake like that Trump Gorilla exert.

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff…oh yes my dear….sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff….quite pungent indeed…is that….dare I say….sssssssnniff…eggs I smell?……sniff sniff….hmmm…yes…quite so my darling….sniff….quite pungent eggs yes very much so …..ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff….ah yes…and also….a hint of….sniff….cheese…..quite wet my dear….sniff…but of yes…this will do nicely….sniff…..please my dear….another if you please….nice a big now….

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Oh yes…very good!….very sloppy and wet my dear….hmmmmm…is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?…hmmmm…..let me…..let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling…….hmmmmm….hmm..yes….that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear….ah yes….let me guess…curry for dinner?….oh quite right I am….aren't I?….ok….time for sniff…..sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff…..hmmm…hhhmmmmm I see…yes….yes indeed as well curry……hmmm….that fragrance is quite noticeable….yes…..onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?…..hmmmmm….yes quite…..

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

did a jew write this? they tend to have an odd fascination with shit and farts.

Episode I 4/10
Episode II 3/10
Episode III 8/10
Episode IV 6/10
Episode V 8/10
Episode VI 8/10
Episode VII 2/10
ROGUE ONE 1/10
Episode VIII 8/10

The jew is fascinated by all things scatological.

Episode I 9/10
Episode II 9/10
Episode III 9/10
Episode IV 9/10
Episode V 9/10
Episode VI 9/10
Episode VII 10/10
ROGUE ONE 9/10
Episode VIII 0/10

you have no taste

Episode I 8/10
Episode II 9/10
Episode III 10/10
Episode IV 6/10
Episode V 8/10
Episode VI 7/10
Episode VII 1/10
ROGUE ONE didn't watch/10
Episode VIII didn't watch/10

Episode One 11/10
Episode Two 5/10
Episode Three 3/10
Episode Four 6/10
Episode Five 7/10
Episode Six 6/10
Episode Seven -10/10
Rogue One who even cares/10
The Last Jedi top kek/10

the OT is good but my best memories of star wars come from watching phantom menace with a jumbo pepsi in hand. unlike the OT you can actually turn your brain off

episodes two and three were ruined by the way they portrayed anakin, you couldn't sympathize with at all

Only if you're a fucking normalfaggot. Holla Forums is a wizard man's board.

he ruined star wars for me before the nigger from episode 8 ever got a chance

That just shows you're an irl mary sue. The point of Anikin is that nobody respects him despite the fact that he's more than proven himself dozens of times, and so he naturally starts resenting the normie hordes around him.

sounds like an emo faggot that my twelve-year old self previously bullied

nobody cared enough to bully me at 12

I doubt this is real.

Dear Prequel Loving Fags,

Y'all need to go to school. And let Mr. Plinkett take yo asses to the tool-shed.
hooktube.com/watch?list=PL5919C8DE6F720A2D&v=FxKtZmQgxrI

hooktube.com/watch?v=KPt1am18lR4

hooktube.com/watch?v=bYWAHuFbLoc

It's real and it's canon now.

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Snap_and_Karé's_wedding

"Escape from vodran", an actual piece of canonical star wars literature.

No I am not making that up

just BRRRAAAAAAP my series up fam

Jesus Christ

bumping
people need to see what the series has been reduced to

This is AVGN tier.

Episode I 5/10
Episode II 5/10
Episode III 5/10
Episode IV 3/10
Episode V 3/10
Episode VI 3/10
Episode VII 3/10
Episode VIII+ 0/10

Episode I 5/10
Episode II 5/10
Episode III 5/10
Episode IV 3/10
Episode V 3/10
Episode VI 3/10
Episode VII 3/10
Episodes VIII+ 0/10

Episode I 2/10
Episode II 3/10
Episode III 3/10
Episode IV 5/10
Episode V 4/10
Episode VI 3/10
Episode VII Don't know, haven't see/10
Episode VIII+ Don't know, haven't seen/10

Motion pictures are all garbage

W-well there was a guy named Luuke in the EU. C-checkmate.

Slurred names were a pre-prequel (that doesn't really make sense but you know what I mean) way of differentiating clones from their originals.
I'm not sure which parts of Zhan's Empire trilogy are canon or not anymore, I haven't looked in to it. And I likely never will, because Star Wars is dead, Disney just hasn't stopped animating the corpse.

>what kinda shit is this? this isn't Star Wars, this is like a bad parody of Star Wars you'd see on MTV, is this really what Disney spent billions to do?

dangerous.com/39863/meet-women-ruined-star-wars/

LEAVE MY CHILDHOOD ALONE DISNEY YOU FUCKERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I loved star wars so fucking much when i was a child i used to go into the woods, find a stick and pretend to be some jedi fag and i did that for years. I used to play the Star Wars video games for hours and i still do. I used to be so happy when i watched the movies. AND WHAT DO THEY DO? THEY FUCKING KILL EVERYTHING AND PISS ON MY CHILDHOOD.

Exactly for this. To shit on what you love. You can't have good things, goym, not in our progressive world. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Embrace your vagoo-overlords

Little do you know that I'm a problem because I WASN'T bullied.

But i though men and women were equal how does that change the stories

THE PROUD WOMYN WASNT EQUAL AND ONLY START GAINON EQUALETE NOW YOU FUCKING MISOGINISTIK SCUM SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE YOU NAZI FREAK!

These days I often wish a comet would roar out of the darkness and just wipe the planet clean. But then I remember that we live on a flat plane covered by some kind of dome and that comets and space don't exist.

And yet this book does.

This sounds like something a soy eater would say

That explains the shitty lore like Admiral Tumblr from the feminist planet who is a specialist on astrology (that's not a typo).

We have to move on user…

Confirmed autist

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What do you think the room would of smelt like? haha

Hitler dubs checked, author should be gassed for being a kike

Nice digits though
Episode IV 9/10
Episode V 9/10
Episode VI 8/10
Episode I 6/10
Episode II 6/10
Episode III 7/10
Episode VII 1/10
Rogue One N/A
Episode VIII 0/10

opinion immediately discarded

actually i was just doing the scale wrong, I and II should have been 3 or 4.

why bother posting if you have shit taste?

Anything below 5 means garbage doesn't it?

silence peasant

So which star wars book is this?

I hope it's a Cuck Wendig book.

Step aside, this thing has two authors:
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ben_Acker
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ben_Blacker

In space no one can hear you fart.

LA RESISTANCE LIVES ON

BEN
B L A C K E R

I understand why they would want to choose the actors and wardrobe for admiral dyke and ugly gook that they did. I just don't get why they actually went through with it. The choices make the propaganda so fucking obvious. Didn't any of these dumb bitches think their propaganda would of been better met if there was more subtlety? Get a semi decent looking gook and maybe put admiral dyke in some you know, admirals clothes? These cunts ineptitude really cracks me up.

SJWs don't understand metaphors. Remember the First Ordah's roman salute or the general shouting his speech like a caricature of Hitler?

Is that Bane owl in the top left?

I remember user. I still just like to stop and laugh at how braindead the foot soldiers in the war against our culture really are.

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Did people find that stuff funny? I remember watching his faux-sperging and just thinking, “if he’d really rather eat a buffalo’s ass than use a power glove, then why is there a video of him using a power glove and not eating a buffalo’s asshole?”

user, everyone knows that they hate getting gassed.

If they hate it so much why do they constantly write self-insert fanfiction about it?

Because at the time it was either that or some dude mumbling into a $20 mic with no pop filter playing on an emulator with an unregistered hypercam.

He mostly moved away from the drawn-out swearing. He still does it sometimes, but rarely.
His more recent episodes are similar to his really old ones.

I thought we made him up

Fuck this planet!

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True kino.

The absolute state of star wars fans

Because doing something they hate is a common Jewish tactic