WE WUZ PROFESSORS

Uhhhh….guys?

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notholithocarpus
famitsu.com/news/201609/08115162.html
blogrdaniel47.tumblr.com/
climatechangeinaustralia.gov.au/en/climate-campus/australian-climate-change/australian-trends/
pokemon.co.jp/ex/sun_moon/character/18.html
worldwildlife.org/stories/giant-panda-no-longer-endangered
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

...

It's Oak's brother, Locust.

I'm pretty sure he's just tanned

IT'S CALLED A TAN YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT IT WAS IF YOU EVER WENT OUTSIDE

Nice try, nigger.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notholithocarpus

It checks out.

Have the other games been this stingy about them? I honestly can't remember? And nobody better try linking me those fucking TUMBLR LEAKS. I want an actual goddamn nintendo source showing me what the fuck they are

It's just his alolan form, no need to make a fuss about it.

Yes actually. I only ever really recall seeing final evos for gen 5 and 6 at the very end right when it releases.

Yes. We didn't know Gen 6's until some guy got the games early. There was so much drama over Delphox and Greninja being real or not.

We didn't get the second stages from x/y until a month before release. so this is still normal so far.

Also he either got a tan or this is actually his brother or cousin or some shit.

I want him to fuck my wife.

you cheeky nigger, I really hope gamefreak realized this and they reference it somehow, like his name is part of the species name or something.

probably don't want to show it off so we don't see the whole "Type Null" stuff spoiled

NIPPON YES!

...

...

Islander looks like an islander? What's surprising here?

You know what, with all of the other intricate details about Hawaii that they got right, I'd believe it.

...

Holla Forums is triggered

He's a Pacific Islander. It makes perfect sense that he's tan.

something does not add up here my dudes

Uh, no?

Wow, you really found a clever way to slip that in there.

holy fucking shit, I hope they reference this somehow with his name.

The funny thing is that is probably not too far from the truth

Go back to whatever libtard shithole you came from.

top rer

Anyone think the Aether Foundation might end up being the "Super Sekrit bad guys"

ALOLA WAS A BLACK LAND
RATTATA WAS A BLACK MAN

It actually is just a tan goy.

Pretty much everyone does actually.

shhh, don't tell'em that

everyone thinks this
even tumblr thinks so

Fuck off, Holla Forums.

Oh bb!

The Japanese were very xenophobic because they didn't like external influences. After WWII, they developed an inferiority complex and have an unnatural obsession with Americans. A lot of the anime and manga there have characters with Caucasian features and the occasional black gentle giant.

Not an argument.

Enjoying that blue pill?>>10642099
Thank you for correcting the record.

I would FUCK them all. Even the little girls.

Faggots get out.

...

I thought they had Caucasian features because Miyazaki was influenced by Walt Disney

user if you don't start making some quality posts I'm just going to filter you. Holla Forums has too many happenings to have time to shitpost in a pokemon thread.

Tezuka, you fucking pleb

is this literally professor oak or just a guy with a very similar face

It's an Oak but that's the family name.

It's written right there, you nigger.

you meant to say "especially" the little girls

What if it's a woman?

So he is a cousin that looks just like due the pun caused by
Knowing how much nips love puns, that sounds about right, no?

I would, but I feel a bigger attraction to Indian/Tribal looking men.
Especially the Tarzan looking ones with long hair, they are my ultimate weakness right up there with pussified goth/emo twinks and muscular women.

Could've fooled me.

Well no fucking wonder you have that attraction.

could be oak, japs can get pretty dark if they're from the cost

How do you feel about the chuuni as fuck enforcer?

I don't know what that is, but I would love it if you showed me!

What is the problem?

you mean Europeans.

He's not in my bed

...

...

...

2:17

Why?

It doesn't even look like Holla Forums shitposting, it's some weird skinwalker either trying to make Holla Forums look bad or trying to "troll" people Holla Forums style.
Either way, very weak.

AND IMA SHOW YOUUU-U-U-U
KANTO WAS A BLACK LAND
PROFESSOR OAK WAS A BLACK MAN

Good God, son

No problem, just bait for the le epin redpill xD 12-and-younger Holla Forums crowd

Stop trying to make excuses for Holla Forums.

The region is based on Hawaii. This means he's pacific islander/native Taiwanese. Not a nigger. Just swarthy skin

Technically Oak is closer to an Abo so that means he's got 40,000 years of Wisdom locked up

He's atlus tier.
Looks stupid as fuck like any other generic sissyboy they've put out, but give me the porn anyways.

Swarthy? Are you implying that pale people can become darker?

You really think this person is from Holla Forums?
Really really?
Either you don't pay much attention or you're very new.

The internet has changed.

People often confuse me for being a Mexican because I have such a deep tan from living in Southern California for the past 5 years. Racially I am English and Irish, and even have genealogists to rove it in my family, when I lived in New England I was white as snow

So if you like Indian men go to India and rape them when the poo on the designated street

Sicilians are part Arab, fam.

m8, he could go to Holla Forums and you wouldn't know, I bet that flat-earther WE WUZ GIANTS poster frequented Holla Forums too. That isn't to say he is grand ambassador Holla Forums, but he probably does go there if he is this triggered.

I'm Mexican with Spanish roots and people think I'm Philippine/Arab/Cuban for some fucking reason, I'm the only brownish one in a family of whites. Everyone here either has hazel or green eyes, and I'm just here like, okay.

So you're saying you're a nigger?

m8 you're either retarded or trying to start shit. The flat Earth shit started on /fringe/ (technically it was a thing before Holla Forums but /fringe/ was its gateway to the other boards)

Potato nigger, yes. And I am proud of my Irish Heritage

Which is why Holla Forums newfags confuse Italian Noses with Jew Noses

Some Italians are really handsome

Wow you sure showed him!

...

These new Pokemon games seem super interesting.

OH SHIT IT'S HARRY!!!

...

Pics or it didn't happen

Something seems off.

...

Hello there, Ladies

I don't wanna dig through old stuff to remind myself of what never came to be.

...

Never ever again user.

Okinawans, m8.

...

I thought Mexicans hated fags?

No one made a fuss about the champion being a delicious brown loli.

...

I'm chilean mapuche lol and i have none of their facial heritages, just a slight brownish. Yet people call me whitewashed because i agree with some ideas of Trump.

The design scream Professor Oak taking a vacation in Hawaii.

Neat.

...

who

I know…

she is in not-newyork, we have niggers here

stop avatar faggin

It's like Cynthia, but better.

user there's a fat guy in every Pokemon game, what are you on?

Really?

They REALLY do.
They're some of the most anti-gay people around, doesn't mean there can't be an anomaly every once in a while.

Man, I wish I was that. That seems like the coolest thing ever, I'm somewhat obsessed with Inca/Aztec culture. It's great! I feel the same way by the way, that's why I never say anything.

You know, for a fat guy, he sure likes traveling.

Fine! That game sucks anyway.

Oh my fucking god this has to stop.

You might have to visit your local genetic doctor since there's a high chance your parents might have been playing with coals ;^)

What is that orc doing to that poor woman's eggs?

...

Simoans aren't niggers. They're close but not the same.

To be honest, I might, I really want to know what I exactly am.
I'm an ethnic enigma.
I also need to see a urologist because I may suffer from penoscrotal webbing, having hairs and extra skin on your dick is not pleasant.

Yes, user.
We are well aware of the Beachnigger phenomenon.

Well what do you know, you may be right

they do, but they still have pride parades

I was the exact opposite, my dad is clearly mexican yet i came out pasty white.

Uhh… user I've got something to tell you…

That's basically my brother

Do you know what that means, user?

Not exactly, but i know the word Cuck is going to be in there somewhere.

Take them, ~40% are too fat to convert to fuel anymore.

He's named after Orchid in Nipponese though.

Where's the Joke, Buckley!?

Famitsu confirmed its actually Professor Oak's cousin, Nariya Orchid or Oak for English name

So will his English name be Tan(ner) Oak?

That makes a lot of sense

Maybe

Holla Forums why are you so interned in characters races and skin color ?

...

AYO HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN WE WUZ PROFESSAS N SHIEEET?????? WE FINNA BE DOIN DAT RESEARCH ON POKEMANS N SHIEEET NIGGUH??????

famitsu.com/news/201609/08115162.html

Sauce

HOL UP, HOL UP SO IF DEY B A NIGGA OAK, WER DA FUK IS MY NIGGA GARY

There is no Gary in the games, there is only Blue/Green

I can understand niggers peak well enough since I live in a ghetto myself but I have never heard "Finna" before.
What the fuck does it mean? How did it arise? Where the fuck do people say this?

WE WUZ POKEMANZ N SHET

Fitting to
Fittin ta
Finna

you've got point there tyronne

dropped

did you happen to post in the wrong thread by accident? this is Holla Forums, not Holla Forums.

Who's next?

...

Finna is a shortened version of fixing to

So someone in oaks family likes to ride the midnight dragon huh? Bet it was one of the women.

ur mum lel

...

This isn't tan Oak, it's his wife's son.

hue

...

Does Oak porn exist?
I've never seen it

Funny because in a face to face encounter asians are scared of blacks, partially due to black being considered bad luck in some cultures

...

Really nigger?

Are you new to the Internet?

Yeah, you're right.


Great joke nigger

...

I'm not sure Mrs. Ketchum qualifies as a MILF

Zelda

think we found an actual cave man

I'm not into nigs but brownish is right up my alley.

I forgot that existed.

Looks like it was made by Tamers

Well, she IS a mother of a 10 year old boy. Whether or not YOU personally would like to fuck her is on you.

T-Time to go to bed…

blogrdaniel47.tumblr.com/
I like the consistently bubble butts, it's very important

(Checked)
Holy fuck what is this

Im not sure if I feel disgusted by this art or elated by those digits

Shouldn't Pokemon be a post-scarcity economy now?

They can store data, up to and including living things, on a computer and reproduce it at will. Surely it should be a make additional copies.

If you feel disgusted then you should take a dose, user. One a day.
It's not the same as your old prescription, but it should work better.

They stated in Gen 6 they have access to unlimited energy. The Gen 6 games also take place in a parallel dimension to the Gen 1-4 games. Whereas Gen 1 and 3 take place at the same time while Gen 2 and 4 take place at the same time

They only learned how to draw dicks and ass. That's hilarious.

Stupid queerbaby please go home. That is Tumblr speak and you know it. Don't be so butthurt about your skin tone either man I'm fucking beautiful.

Dude that's cool as hell. I've always wanted to visit South America. I'm Tejano myself, but Mexico and their cartels sort of ruin our identity. You live with that shit on your back. Officers die around you, kids die trying to be gangbangers, people get fucked up on drugs. Every family I know has at least one person who's been taken. Is Chilé like that? Please tell me it's not. A Latin America without the violence sounds like paradise.

I've GAY-ned control of my life.

It's more millennial talk if anything, Famicom. Also, I'm confused, not mad.

Post it.

...

Fucking this.
Jewtrendo shills seems to work overhours though.

One faggot sperging doesn't speak for all of Holla Forums.

No, because they’re ancient partial caucasians.

Holla Forums please get the fuck off my board fucking neonazi trash

Reported for leftypol.

Professor ebony

Kill yourself, you stupid fucking liberal.

asi o mas puto?

La tuya, simia.

Wow, that place really went to shit.

Are you that autist from the last thread who threw a shitfit over all the Wicke art despite claiming to love her?

I fail to see the problem.

Niggers don't belong in video games.

#GamerGate

Okay, Anita.

I don't see the problem. Looks like someone from Okinawa.

You seriously expect anyone to complain about what lolis look like?

Do Hawaiians really triger you?

Tyson is a retard and nothing more than a carefully selected spokesman for PR reasons alone

They really love their flower shirts, huh?

le black science man face
this nigger is full of shit, constantly goes on television to "explain" global warming and shit he has no experience in for publicity

...

Not defending him, I don't care if you post porn.
This art really does look subpar, look at the milk and the leg. It becomes a little hard to distinguish the black in her boot due to the line art, which in turn, makes the white seem as if it's the only part there, thus leads to her calf looking skinny, bent, freakish and out of proportion.

Moving on to the tit milk, the texture is non existent and feels lazily drawn, it doesn't look fluid at all, it looks like some sort of solidified limestone rather than creamy milk.

It's very average, and feels like something you'd see on tumblr made by an amateur, but that's none of my business.

...

This isn't fair.

It's a fucking weird feeling isn't it.
It's a fucking PHONE, but you cram so much more shit on a 1366 res laptop homescreen than a phone with nearly quadruple the res (2560).

It's truly insane. I'm happy with this phone though, I wanted an AMOLED (2560p), but I hear it look worse and I got this cheap, and it's highly customizable.

Face it, he's a mouthpiece. Reddit libshits love the guy because they get to go "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE" while at the same time having their love for minorities appealed to.
They do the same shit with Bill Nye; they trot him out on stage to talk about climate change when he's a fucking comedy actor with a bachelors in engineering as his only credential.

I know that, but he's still an Astrologist.

I want the elections to end already so Holla Forumstards go crawling back into their cesspit

...

fuck off nignog

Here's your (you) Holla Forumstard

SLUDGE THE FAIRIES
TYPE WAR NOW

Your lappy can probably handle graphics better though. Even with a nice display, all it's good for are videos and low intensity vidya. They basically look like HD Wii/Xbox games unless they're in 2D.

Sorry about the whole being a nigger thing.

Smartphones are supposed to be super ultra high-res, otherwise everything would go to shit when you zoomed in on something.

Basic threads about a game don't generally last long unless they're propped up by regulars who keep playing the game and bantering like the Dom4 thread that's been up for over a week. Even if you find a thread that is about games, if you actually go into it you'll find a large amount of the posts in it are probably off topic.

The only exceptions apply to threads about new games where there will be lots of people playing at once.

Hell, it still looks like shit.
Zoom in the pictures I posted, you can literally FEEL the jaggies crawling on your skin.

and so he can say stuff about astrology fine, but I'm saying at this point that's not what they ask him. If he got brought out to talk about pluto and shit it'd be fine, but they instead bring him out to talk about greenhouse gasses, future sex robots, do a psychoanalyzes of Trump followers, ect. Complete schlock that gets pushed as a form of appeal to authority.

DOnt sludge the fairies
(remove bug resistance and give it to ice)

Yes, indeed.

...

Even if climate change isn't a thing, you can't deny we have a major pollution problem. I'd also like to have most of our plants and animals around in the future too.

If you like threats to humanity to stick around, you'll be happy to know that your buddy al gore was a lying hack, and there are more polar bears now than there ever were

You guys are joking, right?

we do have a major pollution problem, this is very true. I live in south florida and companies have been dumping chemical waste water from the Okeechobee down our rivers, which lead to the beach and destroy the tourism revenue, some stores reporting almost a 50% drop in profit. This has been going on since 2013 and they recently held a meeting to "fix" it, where they instead just opened up regulation so even more chemical waste could be dumped. How about instead of running around like a headless chicken saying we're all going to due from muh rising tides and ice flows, we put that science funding into shit that matters and free up resources so we can deal with actual problems?

Good luck with that. Animals dying out has happened throughout history. If Pandas don't wanna fuck they don't wanna fuck.

The amount of scientific studies that show the world has been getting warmer far outnumber the amount of "corrupt" and opposing studies.

Have the Aussie trend
climatechangeinaustralia.gov.au/en/climate-campus/australian-climate-change/australian-trends/

When I look this up I get told conspiracy theorists blew it out of proportion and in the following years they opened up all the documents to public review and everything checked out.

I am skeptical about climate change, a few degrees hike in average temperature and increased incidence of natural disasters hardly seems like sound evidence. We only have records of trends in these two metrics for climate change going back 500 or so years, which is a fucking pathetic time period in the grand scale of things. Pollution, sure, CFCs destroying the Ozone layer, sure (though that's being reversed now), but climate change from CO2 isn't winning me over.

Problem being if I try to talk to anyone about this I just get "HURR UR NOT A SYUNTIST", and any "evidence" like the stuff you mentioned is either dubious and associated with news outlets the MSM has labeled as rags, or requires so much digging that there's no way you can use it in an argument without devoting 100s of hours to research.

Of course extinctions happen naturally. Nature has driven more animals to extinction than man could ever dream of. It's just that the decline of certain animals can be directly traced back to human interference. You going to tell me that people poaching Tigers to steal their dicks is part of the "natural order" of things? Would the peregrine falcon have lost so much of its range had it not been for our spraying of DDT?
If you want to argue that animals that can't adapt to our ways don't deserve to live, then have fun with your rats and cockroaches. Those seem to be the only things that benefit from us.

than why are you fucking a humie and not another Orc?

Impregnating all of them
at once
at the source
bitch is gonna blow up with babies

Don't forget seagulls, They love our trash.

Also don't act like humans are outside nature and everything we do is unnatural. Humans aren't the only anime that use tools and effect the environment. It's not like I hate animals or anything. Its just the wheels of innovation need to be greased with the blood of dodo birds.

Eh. Should have made it legal to farm tigers then, or at least breed tigers for profitable sport hunting on large private hunting grounds. Gotta turn that black market white somehow.

They are commonly referred to as hawaiian shirts so yes

Tiger cloning. Sell all the ones who didn't get hunted to the military.

I miss /an/

Read Genesis, and other works concerning the fall of man such as paradise lost. I'm deeply sorry I can't explain it myself, and I must admit it is not because I don't love you, because I do, but because I myself am incompetent to.

...

If I were to blame Holla Forums I would be blaming myself. No, you are just a fucking idiot.

Oh it's actually Professor Oak himself. I thought it was just a lookalike for a minute there.

That's a pretty extreme tan though.

Dude, have you SEEN an actual Pacific Islander? They're pretty dark skinned, brother. Most people living near the equator are. Natural selection processes pushed most of those groups to darker skin pigmentation as it reduced the risks of extended exposure as well as allowed them to better radiate excess heat.

its his cousin, been confirmed pokemon.co.jp/ex/sun_moon/character/18.html

Well shit I just saw the identical facial features and the オーキド and figured 'must be Oak himself', since this guy just being his cousin seemed like such a handwave.

I suppose that's what I get for thinking Gamefreak weren't totally creatively corrupt yet.

He's a fucking hack that knows less about what he's talking then a freshman in his first physics lecture.


Feels like taklng to 12 year olds.
Oh, wait…

I'm going to need a source for that shit.

yeah

not this corner of it

Hawaii confirmed for rat-ridden shithole.

Pedro please. No one in your family is white.

Beans are brown to include the jungle and island varieties. Mexico may have some actual whites living in it, but it is still not white. To say otherwise would be like saying America is black, because of Obama.

deepest lore

Good news user. Pandas aren't endangered anymore!
worldwildlife.org/stories/giant-panda-no-longer-endangered
We wasted BILLIONS on saving these useless creatures that could have been spent on more important species like sharks or birds, all because they're cute. Isn't that spectacular!

user please, anybody here could be a professional victim trying to get out of context screencaps, or a landwhale fujoshit

did you take a wrong turn at Redditbuquerque ?

you should've taken a left instead

Clearly you came after #Gamergate if you don't know better already.

Not on fucking Holla Forums there aren't

Here's my screenshot. Guess you need to level up.

And this is my newer iphone

by making a nip become tan? white was never in the equation

The fuck is that shit

Oak's a nigger..
LOOK HE'S A NIGGER

Oak was always a nigger, now he just looks the part too.

Where is this from google, paheal, and g-e hentai give me nothing.

No one is falling for it Chaim.

is this bait or are you that deep into the kool aid?

Anyone implying that tanned whites or Asians are niggers is a shitposter not deserving of your attention and doesn't represent Holla Forums.

I can't stop laughing

kek
Never change, Japnen.

>>>Holla Forums

Holla Forums only uses parenthesis for names you know. You're really behind with the memes.

Literally just Oak with a mullet and dark skin. How fucking lazy can you get.

Hey Professor Oak, you've been standing in the sun too long? And what's with that hair?

Now, show porn of UB-01

...

This.
Sounds a lot like someone sockpuppet shitposting, there is no context where (((tan))) would apply when talking about niggers, seems like someone forgot to read their manual.

Why did you type that?

Hello Holla Forums.

It's a term used by everyone in the south. There are multiple variations of that word.
Just think of it as a variant of the word gonna.

southerners of any shade are the true degenerates

Sherman needed nukes

Jews echoing through the ages

did she have ass cancer or something?
Thats the smallest ass I've seen on a female athlete.

Shame he didn't, the world would be better if the US was irradiated and was only full of their degenerate cities in the northern half.

In case you haven't realized, you make it far too fucking easy to recognize you across threads.
And in every thread I find you you make a fucking fool of yourself.
Do yourself a favor and stop.

But that's the fucking point, we can't reasonably spend millions if not billions if not trillions if the world isn't going to be destroyed.

*we can't spend trillions if the world isn't going to be destroyed just for some superficial benefits

Funny. I'm akbar and people think i'm Mexican.

woah
I'm spic and people think I'm akbar

I knew a hispanic girl that looked chinese, she was a qt3.14
Does that count?

To be fair. He's just one of the many retards quoting le ebin red pill man from pic related.

...

Why and how does Prof. Oak have a Hawaiian cousin.

His Aunt enjoyed Islander dick.

heh leftypol beaten the fuck off again, when will u learn?

ok dude no

The Hawlucha argument was my favorite.

...

They predicted the future.

He has a Ph.D. and wrote his thesis on black holes.
Also

It's astronomer, specifically astrophysicist. I find it amazing that you fags go all "hurr durr dis guy is dumb XD" while being fucking stupider than niggers yourselves.

>>>/reddit/

Are you triggered reddit?

heh triggered much?

Mad that you got called out?

hownew.ru

Then why would you ask them if they're triggered unless what they said also applied to you? Comment came off more as someone trying to fit in than anything else.

Nigga, the screen display resolution got nothing to do with the resolution of the source images. Even the highest-res screen won't stop a tiny 32x32 pixel icon from looking jaggy or smudged as all hell. You gotta have a high-res source or at least use wack-ass filters; the screen res itself don't help jack shit with fundamental problems at the source.

Because Hawaii actually has a large population of Japanese and they all got tans duh.

nah man, Reddit isn't the trolliest place. that's the Holla Forums. I've heard it's more extreme than 4chan.

Don't they teach kids who wanna make video games or phone apps to use high-res shit?

I don't remember this happening.

Closest to a "hot bitch" on Holla Forums is some gay attentionwhore who also posts on /cuteboys/.

There are also traps

...

bump

"Thime" just doesn't roll off the tongue as well