Bioware is proud of this

Grass is green, the sky is blue, the new Mass Effect looks shit, well at least they don't lie(?) about what they offer.

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It's like the retard being proud he hit the potty this time.

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>you will never collect the xeno cum in glass tubes for sending back to your superiors for bioengineering superbugs against the xeno menaces

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All those goys in the comments getting excited over nothing

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this looks fucking terrible

is it just me or is the worst thing about Mass Effect the fact the all the important things are called THE NOUN? it's like nothing is given any kind of name, just some overly literal categorization.

It's like PCs don't even exist.

Also all that lore rape incoming.

The whole writing is dogshit. They have this potential of a game world and then just proceed to fuck it in the ass. It's what happens when you have a hugbox for a writing team where no criticism is allowed and everybody strokes the other's ego over their literary diarrhea.

This is what happenes when you put David Gaider a gay right activist in charge of recuriting new people, soon your company will be swarmed with faggots.

I didn't know Bioware bought the rights to the Butt Ugly Martians.

Isnt that shit highly acidic and would dissolve your intestines from the inside?

I don't think he specifically meant xenomorphs, but rather aliens in general

The worst? No. The new "ancient evil" species is literally the Borg in squid form. Again. "They won't aggro if you don't get close". If Bioware isn't put asleep before Ass Erect Androgynida 2 they'll rip off the same Super Contra boss battle again, these hacks don't have a single ounce of creativity spread across the whole studio.
And Shrek still is Shrek. And there are people out there that react to this abomination with "waifu confirmed".

Maybe he's just a bit dull in the head, and thinks it'd be okay to have his boipussy violated by acid?

Is she in a dance off?

See how many things you can point out that are wrong in this picture.

that's just typical bioware writing. ever since knights of the old republic they've been unable to be creative, and that only worked due to being set in star wars.

Oh, so rather than having rip offs of the Inhibitors, they're just using the Inhibitors.

Revelation Space is pretty good tbh

Maybe EA's marketing team actually is good.
Maybe laying low for a while does work and sheep will just keep buying ?
Maybe they understand the stupidity of man ?

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Like how it's a reused animation from the original trilogy? The new animations look stiff like the old ones, and I bet we'll be seeing them again and again, with the camera often moved into convenient positions so we won't notice.

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bioshit please stop, that is not the face of a model

That's a tit holder not a belt. People made fun of Sara's saggy tits, this is their solution

Ignoring the basic visual issues on an aesthetic level this face is ugly as fuck.

Is this suppsoed to be hot/attractive? Is this what homosexuals think Cis scum find sexy?

I was going to point this out too. I thought Asari were supposed to be attractive?

Why couldn't it have actually been a big empty galaxy to explore and discover? Why the fuck did they have to make another singular omnipresent bad guy? I didn't expect anything, except for them to at least not do the exact same plot again.

so you want no man's sky 2

To be fair, Lovecraft did THE ADJECTIVE NOUN for a fair few of his species. The Old Ones, the Elder Beings, the Great Race, etc. Except he didn't just do that, and the various species were actually pretty interesting. People also completely missed what made them great when trying to rip him off.


There are people here who liked Sara.

Bioware are shit-tier, all they do is Omnipresent badguy garbage

Oh, I'm sure it is Bioware. Also, you would also think of wearing more protective gear in a completely different and hostile galaxy, rather than whatever the fuck that thing is wearing. She also has 2 belts above and below the waistline.

classic bioshit

the writers at Bioware have never been able to do anything other than "there's a Big Bad, but you are the Big Good so you can fight him and win"

it just bugs me more than anything because it to me it reeks of lazy pretension.

Looking at it, this Asari seems to be infected with a rather serious case of green.
In fact I am almost certain this one will turn out to be a traitor/antagonist.

a simple good guy vs bad guy story would actually be much better than what Bioware puts out.

HOLY SHIT

The sad thing is that Mass Effect 3 was a pretty good space rugby simulator until it pulled that shit at the ending.

when the video started playing, i was like holy fuck what is this shovelware game.

then they showed the blue alien mass effect bitch and with the horrible animations and faces of other obviously ass effect characters and then i knew…

mass effect is over. the twitter sjws they hired put the final nail in this game.

Wow dude, she has a belt too!

Maybe there is still hope?

i am disappoint Holla Forums

it is lazy pretension, nothing is being hidden.

Why is the lighting in that scene blue if the skybox is red?

What did he mean by this Holla Forums?

nothing as faggy as the loose netting straps bouncing against his ass. that's where Big Bear straps in for his ass raping.

It's what kills all studios hired by EA and the other AAA studios, that they fire all the talent except for a few because it costs too much and hire interns and fresh college students and they expect people not to notice how bad everything turns out, that's why sequels are so often terrible.

No, that's not how it works, you braindead shit.
The release version won't look much better than this shit, don't kid yourselves.
Nail in the fucking coffin. Biowank have no idea where to take this series, so they'll just rehash some ancient evil + chosen one bullshit, slap some progressive, neogaf-tier """waifu""" on there and BAM preorders come rolling in.

It's just like Hollywood levels of pandering and asswiping for maximum dosh with minimal effort.

you're a pretty big codex entry.

dude no

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it's like poetry, they rhyme

Wearing Green and Purple

If I pirate Mass Effect 4, will you die?

no, the entirety of ME3 was shit

please stop with this "b-b-but it was just the ending!" meme

It will be very painful.

Oh god. Shes a gamergater!!!

so does the 4k screen actually make a difference or does this look as bad as it seems. Hel, Arkham Knight looked better than this and it ran on UE3.

You really only need to compare the OSTs from the games to notice the deterioration going on throughout the series. It got slowly all life sucked out of it.

Isn't fast food like McDonald's the worse things too eat during cancer treatments?

I come from the magical land of the internet. Bioware has been loosing money nonstop since 2007 and was forced to alter their statistics to make the "fans" believe they're doing good.
First they release an unfinished game to try and cash in any sort of money (DA2).
Then they release a game full of bugs because they were too scared of going bankrupt (KOTOR)
Then they release an extremely expensive produce hoping it to sell massively (DAI) and it fucking drops like a boulder
Then they see themselves forced to close their forums because the Andromeda project was taking just too much money.

They start catering to console audiences to try and milk something from Microsoft and Sony by shilling their shitty new consoles with no games.
All this while being in full damage control mode about absolutely everything. Ever since 2007 Bioware has been on a downward spiral to bankrupt and the company is desperately trying not to die by lying to everyone about everything.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL FOR MONEY

That's Notch, not Total Asscancer

It had good combat music. The rest of the bgms were from previous games.

Yeah TB looks much more sickly, with like bluish skin. Notch has a more healthy skin tone, and thinner iirc.

InB4 they re-used the elf-pig model from Cisquisition

Good. Bioware has an SJW and faggot infestation. It's bad enough that only a merciful firestorm and a burial in the cold, frozen christmas season ground can cleanse it's soul. We will bury it at the foot of an ancient oak on whose branches we will hang the faggots and SJWs on our glorious Day of the Rope.

Bioware doesn't even know what gays find sexy, or they would have let you fuck Garrus instead of whoever the fuck Steve Cortez is.

For fuck sakes they are ripping off borderlands with the whole "alien vaults on different planets" thing, maybe 2k will sue EA?

motherfucking THIS.

Friends don't let friends sue friends. They're all in the same clique.

Dr. Hines, I'm Bethesda.

Tell me about these Vaults™.

Ha yeah. Specifically I mean like no mass effect relay space travel tier civilizations, and certainly not some synthetic race that has already colonized the entire galaxy. All the earlier stuff showed off nothing but terrain and some prefabs obviously put there by the humans themselves. It doesn't need to be aimless, or generic like No Man's Sky. Space Engine works, and it doesn't even have animals so I'm sure non-retards could figure something out with a premise of exploring a new galaxy. Wouldn't it be cool if they found a race in a period similar to any of the non-ancient eras we've been through? But of course they are retarded and can't see potential when it's right in front of their stupid eyeballs.

Dunno. After stillborn, and the preflop, they gotta be hurting on cash.

Man, look at all that looking around doing nothing! I sure as heck am excited for a game that was known to be a decent RPG now having NONE of what once made it kind of decent! All those conversations and options that never happened sure have me hooked for another Biocuck creation!

What a load of crap, and that final cinematic, jesus fucking christ. Janky, wobbly, slow as fuck animations with le quirky NotShrek running, no, jogging for "her" life with those facial expressions that show a great range of emotions, going from "mildly paying attention" to "thoroughly bored", which were a fucking hallmark of the entire series. Bioware has learned nothing, what a surprise.

I hate what they've done to the asari since ME2. Why did Bioware get rid of the protocols after ME1? Why are the asari wearing dumb clothes on a mission instead of an EVA suit like every other races?

Don't get me wrong, I like the asari's azure but I prefer to see my science fiction characters wearing armours or EVA suits when they're exploring a dangerous place.

EA and 2K compete with sports games, what do you mean?

EA will finally off Bioshit for this.

That is a man.

Homosexuals have a better idea of what women look like than these guys, remember that Bioware is staffed by tumblrinas and nu-males, and they want ugly to be the new standard of beauty

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Not only it looks like shit with too much color throw out, it will be probably downgraded. Amazing.
Also congratulation to make the Asari butterfaced Sera all over again, real woman are all ugly as shit, thank you Bioware.

This is supposed to be a game right? If so, where is the gameplay?

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ruined

Keep in mind that most women's fashion designers are gay men. Being a buttpirate is no excuse for this mess.

No, this is what Tumblrians think is supposed to be sexy while being forced to work with a graphics engine that doesn't really allow for obese people.

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somebody please put this thing on a snowboard or something

Underrated post.
My first thought too.

FUG :DDD

They'd let you fuck Legion as well.
They can't even get their virtue signaling right.

I'm really glad they killed my desire to ever touch this series again with ME3

boy am I sick of this meme

I blame Minecraft for starting this bullshit.

The development stages don't mean anything anymore for a long time. Pre-alpha would be game design document work and prototyping.

thanks b0ss

that shit reminds me of the ugly blonde elf from inquisition

im probably gonna be disappointed but im slightly optimistic about the exploration part. I liked the mako planets in the first one, really made you feel like you were exploring other worlds, even thou the gameplay itself was kinds shit

what a fucking gentlemen of supreme taste

There's nothing about the mako segments that couldn't be fixed by simply making it a hover-tank.

Good stuff, user.

What was wrong with it? It could even climb almost vertical surfaces.

Please don't respond if you were one of the hopeless plebs used a controller.

Let me guess, it's literally a movie now?

the driving and terrain climbing was so slow on some planets. Some of them had fucking crazy topography. it should have gotten a turbo booster and some more powerful thrusters

Using the thrusters to catch mad air was fun though

So how many sodomite, transfag, and otherkin characters can we expect from this game?

Compare it to the early looks at the first Mass Effect

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watching this makes me feel both depressed and extremely angry

I didn't even play Mass Effect and this is killing me.

Whatever happened to Insomniac after their dealings with the devil?

They're working on a Spider Man game for the PS4.

That's why you shouldn't racemix.

I had no idea she came fom BoBoBo

I think the Asari is supposed to be a male in the all female race; a tranny that isn't being shoved in your face because it would be too crass, even for bioware. This is their work around.

see

liara had painted eyebrows, so it could work if very very thin

Shut the fuck up, I've seen you in every thread. We get it, you wanna be a degenerate, okay.

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nigger, don't talk shit about the asari milf

You must love Minecraft.

Watch this in 4K so the straight stone rectangles of our halo-esque environment look even straighter.

no, but here is my waifu, now you know why i'm ok with the face model

Why are there random belts on his suit? What the fuck are those belts for? Why are these random useless belts dangling around? THAT SHIT IS GONNA SNAG

I happily await for the day for Bioware to finally die

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what a mess

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Fuck it this is thread worthy.

I'm somewhere between completely disgusted and finding this hilarious

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

I'm genuinely surprised there's a white male protagonist shown in this

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I'm not retarded enough to understand how that's the case. Can you help me out user?

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Completely unrelated but would you guys fuck a Turian?

If you were to dump some femtur I might be persuaded

I saw a *VERY* early pre-alpha of this at PAX last year. This cutscene wasn't complete and the framerate was ~14fps

Now, watching it in 4k on my television left me feeling as though I wish I'd never heard about this title.
I'll give you this, Holla Forumsaggots, Bioware as a company is complete shit. It's less than trash. Holy fuck, it's even less than garbage; it's the smell left over after you leave fucking baby shit smeared on the floor for a couple of weeks.
However, the animators, the individuals who put this together are incredibly talented people. I met a few of them, spoke to them and found out how much of their time they put into designing this game.

The "developers" you hear about barely put much effort into the coding, animation or actual game design as a hole. Biologicalmistake gives all the praise to the team that designed this incredibly shit story (much of which, from what I understood, is "inspired" directly from Stargate).
The real work happens behind the scenes.

I hope and pray Adam and Jeremy both do come up with enough money to start their own studio. I wish you the absolute best if either of you are reading this right now.

Why is everyone I know and love getting fat? I'm gett fat too what the fuck is happening?!

;-;

I would but their are only about 3 femtur pics that are ok.

it's worse with Bioware because the names are never extrapolated. the examples you give are what characters call those things when they're unfamiliar and then they learn the truth later. in Mass Effect, it's just THE COLLECTORS or THE REAPERS.

Eating shit food in fucking huge amounts and sitting on your ass all day. You're welcome.

also have to bring up Lord of the Rings here and how everything in it has like 3 or more different names depending on who's speaking. now that's proper worldbuilding that puts Bioware's dry encyclopedic shit to shame.

Well, people tend to grow fat with age if they dont take care, joe should hit the gym with other joe, also, i would worry more about his eye surgery.
Also, not everyone, jontron got thinner.

are u a male

That's why the most effective anti piracy measure was to make a game so shitty no one even wants to bother cracking the DRM.

Oh and they can't use pirates as a scapegoat anymore when they tank because of this shit


See

Eh, elf pig isn't so bad. She seems like the type of girl that takes a couple of shots and is willing to do some hardcore nasty shit.
Not girlfriend material, mind you, but just a nice hard pounding in like the alley behind the bar or something.
There is a trailer trash quality to her.
Like, you can choke her with your cock and she might complain about it but she'll never bite down type of bitch.

This
I wouldn't even want to hate-fuck this no matter how much I drink.

Liara is the only sane and logical choice.

I haven't actually paid attention to Joe in years. What about eye surgery? Did he have an eye surgery that went wrong or something?

Disgruntled Diego is gaining weight, it seems.

You see these low hanging tits all over Tumblr "art tutorials" and shit all the time. These faggots really honestly believe every woman with tits bigger than loli size have saggy, droopy tits. Probably because Tumblr chicks never wear bras, so they never give any support, so they get premature sagging.

They also believe the only reason any woman doesn't have sagging tits is because bras. Perky tits? In real life? Never.

Pic related.

those made me feel physically ill. Are they meant to be on women past 40?

You would think with all the porn on tumblr these morons would know better.

3 and 5 are shitty, but the best of the bunch.

Everything else looks like something you'd see on a nigger or a baboon.

I thought exposed midriffs were a thing of the past. Seriously what the fuck that shit died with the dawn of the new millenium, how badly sartorially challenged would a motherfucker have to be to ever think this was a good idea?

No.

Hes going blind, hes going to get an eye surgery and hes pretty scared of it because theres a chance of him going totally blind.

Fuck off newfag.

Is this game set after the blue ending, the red ending or the green ending?

The White Ending

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best post

KOTOR was released in 2003 and is arguably their last good game (yes long before ME, even ME was shit. Go ahead play KOTOR with resolution mods, then play ME and behold how much regression there is between the two and how much assets are just c/c from KOTOR into ME).

You mean TORtanic I assume.

Why do people keep doing this?

Respond with Shrek image edits.
Make it so they can't unsee.

For who is this game marketed to?

HOLY SHIT
I didn't know they were rebooting Butt Ugly Martians.

OH GOD!

Oh shit, looks like some one beat me at making that joke.
BUM still looks really like what they had in mind when they were modeling her.

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Well, they already invented a new type of lesbian, so at least one more.


Is this Rule 63 of Styx?

WHAT THE FUCK DOES SNOWQUESTER EVEN MEAN

nothing
it's a term he made up

I don't know user. Not even Urban Dictionary has the definition.

he is mentally unstable

I'm assuming it's like coal burner or oil driller but seeking out whites instead.

i don't know how to say that or who that person is
his name looks like he sneezed while he was trying to type something

Manveer is probably going to shoot up the Bioware office.

Actually there are 2 of us

Plus I thought it was supposed to be sexist or something.

When's the last time a belly button didn't look bad in a video game anyway?

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I'm surprised nobody has doxed that scum bag.

so he can play victim more?
on other hand they are a lot of people leaving bioware all of sudden maybe he has something to do with it?

JEB?

For fuck's sake. Gamergaters never learn. Marxists already play the victim. That will never fucking change. Ignoring your enemies never, ever works.

Did he mean sequester? Maybe its some Marxist speak.

YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS NEVER LEARN GODDAMNITT

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The game runs slower so it's easier to see the bad guys coming.

Just play TiTS user

I read somewhere that the default character is female this time, but i'm to lazy to look for a source.

Just report him to the FBI as a terrorist threat and let them handle it.

my man

I tried this "game" until I realized I would have to use my imagination.

I remember how we ordered 50000 Qurans on Amazon in the name of the guy who made the Emma You Are Next-hoax because such an order automatically triggers Homeland Security.

Good times.

Technically all of this is illegal by the Canadian Criminal Code.

Not only is he spreading hateful propaganda, he's a liability for EA as well, as they're employing this man.

i was gonna say it looked alright, but jesus, the characters look a lot worse than the previous games

Surprised anyone else remembers butt ugly martians. It's always Nickelodeon with the QUALITY 3D animation. They always seem so far behind every other show on every other channel that does 3D animated shows well.

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I ain't clicking that.

Wow, are you retarded?

Don't worry, the channel is gone. They all went either to Polygon (the girl and the hipster faggot) or Bethesda (cocaine man).

No, but his cousin is.

Mass effect is one of my favorite game series and this game looks like absolute shit. It looks like Halo/Destiny with very slow intrusive animations (getting up from jetpacking every single time). I had a really good feeling this game was going to be trash with everyone leaving and another bioware studio working on it.

I remember the magazine ads they printed went with REALLY early textures. This cap is tiny, but I remember looking at my old issues to see how muddy all the armour was. And I noticed that Garrus' head is one solid thing, there aren't really seperate head spines.

It's a real shame, isn't it?

The real question, how many American genders can the main character be? so many to choose from.

what?


no, but she is a large and very strong goblinoid

I was kind of hoping you'd be able to play as a Turian, or Asari, or Quarian, or a Volus just for laughs.

I know Andromeda won't be the same without that cunt Khalisah al-Jilani to knock the fuck out.

This picture triggers my autism.
You can't make a fist with claws like that.

Is that true? Would reporting him do anything other than "he's not white and it's not hate speech if you complain about white people lol"

Shepard: I'm here to put hyper-velocity rounds through the heads of bad guys.

Damn shame it turned out the way it did. The picture shows what ME could've been.

he's not white and it's not hate speech if you complain about white people kek

jews will continue making shit as long at it bring them money

so jews can smell money but not shit?

Because while the only thing they couldcan do is write decent characters, they can't do a character driven narrative. Look at what happened when they tried. Omnipresent "use macguffin X to stop super powerful bad guy y" is the only thing they can do because it's simple and harder to fuck up.

Is it just me or does the Asari totally look like Junkrat?

That it exists at all?

all alien life must have sunlight and water
"remnants" are reskinned reapers or whatever?
new features are all graphics related, but animations are stiff, running like you're
constantly trying to hold in a shit

"resonating"
just place your human hand to active an ALIEN device

Oh yeah, I remember how Mass Effect was originally a 360 exlusive.

The flying things look like the engineers from Halo 3 ODST.

yep, looks like a generic robosquid bad guy

organic tech + tentacles = sci-fi nowadays

its Hideauze!

is this worth watching? is there minimum or tolerable amount of moe?

Art was pretty great, but the plot was shit and full of retarded hippies on a post-apocalyptic Earth that seriously insist you don't kill pirates to protect your self from being raped and pillaged by pirates

That was bad, but what really infuriated me is how they went on and on about how the MC needed to open his mind to new ways of thinking, but never once did they ever do the same and realize that someone born and raised a soldier would kill people who wanted to kill him. I dropped the show pretty quick because of that.

yet they still manage to fuck it up

I sat through the whole thing because 12/13 Episode Anime is a thing now and that's fine. But that really was the most insulting part of those people and their fucktarded ideology. Never mind the fact that no one would be able to believably survive such a hostile environment with that line of thinking but also splintering, schisms, and outright secession would have been inevitable which is exactly what happened but the show treated it like it was a bad thing and that the main characters doing it were just going crazy (the friendly blond guy suddenly turns into Shatner-tier asshole and wants to be a warmonger out of nowhere and that his grief over his dead brother at the hands of the Hideauze was wrong or some shit)

I'm sure some faggot or weeb has some review somewhere going into detail about everything wrong with the story and the unbelievable society the MC got trapped in so I can spare myself an autist rant

I always wondered who this little faggot was. Probably some Devs kid or higher ups. Renegade getting PTSD from a dying nobody. Fucking hell.

"It was a nobody kid but he symbolized the hope and shepards own childhood" Some bullshit like that

The one time they tried to make Shepard a person and this is the result

i remember to have looked at a post then a video about the indoctrination theory back in the day when i finished the game and was so mad due to how bad the ending was …
the theory seems 100% acurate… i was exited again ….
was this a masterpiece ? was this an ending true to a lovecraft story ?
where the final chapter (ME4 ?)will be the battle huge battle on earth because everything was a dream ?
and if you ended up indoctrinate (by doing the syntesis choice for example, like the cerberus guy) you become an enemy ?

but no, bioware came and said,


meaning even when fan manage to scrap and find something and make it amazing to save the day, bioware and ea are always here to fuck you up and crush your dreams.

I don't know what's worse. Taking a fan theory seriously or the idea that a bunch of otherwise unconnected plot points tease…something and none of it goes anywhere because Bioware couldn't even remember their own writing and just slapped nonsense together

Is there even AO in that clip?
When will dynamic shadows start appearing in more games?
Off the top of my head I can only name off Thief Deadly Shadows, Deus Ex Invisible War, Doom 3 and FEAR having them
And 3 of them were released for the original xbox

Between the smell of money and the smell of shit, what would win? Hint: pecunia non olet.

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Am I the only one seeing a resemblance?

This looks like a Unity game.

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I'm sorry the trans in transporter doesn't stand for gender bender confused ass play in the dead of space while a huddle of faggots that drowned in the brightest region of the color spectrum signal boost and shriek until the inevitable heat death of stars.

You genre co-opting mentally ill bitch

World War III cant fucking come soon enough. Only in the blood of billions of dead can the human race be purged and born anew.

Is that a real book?

you know the people who oppose this shit are the first to be sent to die, right? the World Wars were kike wars, aka the exact opposite of the crucible style of war that made humanity better off in the past.

hopefuly cerberus is in it

As with every war, sacrifices are inevitable. Death is not the end but the gateway to new life.

WW3 won't be good vs evil or even right vs left. it will be jews tricking whites into killing each other yet again with some sandnigger buffoonery on the side.

Chuck Tingle yes. He's a goon (or a persona made of several goons) whose work is going to be turned into a game by everyone's favorite dev

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Í hate how they ruined cerberus in ME3, went from HFY splinter cell of the system alliance that did what had to be done for mankind to LOLNO THEY ALL INDOCTRINATED AND EVUULLL RAYCIS.

The biggest internet harasser of all fucking time is anti-harassment.
Holy fuck, this is such a dense nest of complete fucking lies that I don't know where to begin.
lol.

SJWs need to be completely destroyed if humanity is to survive.

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OP is shilling a game. This happens all the fucking time. Fuck you. I hope you die in a furnace.

OP said the game looks like shit, everyone in this fucking thread agreed.
>>>/oven/

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I wish. You don't even need to speak German to get what this guy is making fun off.

goy having women that look appealing objectifies them to the sexuality of men, you fucking misogynist piece of fucking trash