COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (CBS4) – Police are searching for a woman who has been seen repeatedly defecating in a neighborhood while out running. Cathy Budde says her kids saw the woman mid-squat and came running back in the house to tell her. “They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘are you serious?'” Budde said to the runner. “‘Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?!’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!'”
Budde says the runner is doing it in her neighborhood at least once a week for the last seven weeks, so they nicknamed her “The Mad Pooper.”
“Two other times we’ve caught her – caught her yesterday – she changed up her time a little bit because she knew I was watching.” Now the Colorado Springs Police Department is involved, and say the runner could face charges of indecent exposure and public defecation. “It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career,” Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti said. “For someone to repeatedly do such a thing … it’s uncharted territory for me.” According to the Budde family, there are plenty of restrooms less than a block away from where the woman is running, and so believe “this is intentional.”
Aiden Gonzalez
She can't keep getting away with it!
Jackson Collins
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Isaiah Myers
Sgt. Sharketti has obviously never been to India.
Sebastian Moore
I can only get so erect.
Mason Turner
meme responsibly
Dominic Smith
Gentlemen, make your bets. CURRYNIGGER OR KIKE?
Logan Anderson
We have to accommodate those with this special needs. Designated shitting streets for all.
Christopher Turner
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS
Noah Russell
All she has on this world is her word and her bowels,
Zachary Hall
Kike.
Brody Allen
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Daniel Price
GOTTA POO FAST
Liam Rodriguez
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Brandon Flores
The best part of this picture is that he was 2nd last.
Lucas Lopez
The only question I have is how far into the race did he shit himself? For all I know he could have had a 3min lead in 1st place when started making a "run for the border."
Alexander Parker
Wew.
Ryan Powell
What a failed opportunity to meme the Mad Shitter. Can't wait til MSM dies and the chans take over all global news. These missed opportunities wouldn't be allowed to happen.
Jordan Ward
poor guy
Ryder Foster
NUMBER TWO NUMBER TWO NUMBER TWO
Cameron Clark
wow this is really important
Dylan Robinson
According to op jews don't apologize. So I'll say pajeet.
pic unrelated but it's too good to not post in a street shitting thread.
William Turner
Colorado is becoming a third world country. This used to be such a nice state.
Austin Jones
i went there in like 98 to visit a family friend as a young teen and it seemed like a paradise (boulder and denver areas IIRC)
Leo Bailey
What the fuck? The guy put a butthole and cock on the horse statue?
Gabriel Johnson
Yeah man. Bronies are known horsefucking faggots
Owen Jenkins
Fucking hell. Is the guy Jewish? Only a sick Jew would make a statue like that.
Ayden Bell
Luiz Jimenez Apparently the statue killed its creator when the head fell off or some shit. But yeah some fucked up spick made a horse asshole and cock. I'm glad he got crushed
Grayson Bailey
*spic Been a long day
Luke Clark
Maybe she should jog in Denver instead, didn't they just make shitting in public legal?
Juan Adams
GOTZ TA RUN/GOTZ TA SHIT IN YOUR SKREETZ Y'ALL!
Ethan Russell
It was, until the California shitlibs showed up to spike real-estate prices, fuck up the gun laws and demand more refugees and illegals.
Jacob Myers
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Adam Morris
I AM SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ALL THE FUCKING CALIFORNIANS MOVING INTO THIS FUCKING STATE
GO BACK TO YOUR COMMIE SHITHOLE, STOP FUCKING UP OUR LOCAL ELECTIONS WITH THE SAME POLICIES THAT RUINED YOUR STATE
Ayden Diaz
Why would he censor something natural that all animals have?
Grayson Brooks
It's spics, they're moving everywhere there's white people like locusts. I live in a quiet mountain town in commiefornia and they're even invading here. Denver is like 35% beaner now.
Kayden Morris
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Justin Sanchez
EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT HIM,this is like an autistic nightmare His face looks like a real life wojack
Daniel Smith
how new are you?
Kayden Gomez
thank god captain korean/indian aryan man's thread got fucked off, I can see tonight is very thematic in the "shittening"
Blake Young
But that's her culture, OP. Who are we to judge other cultures?
Benjamin Peterson
Pajeeta ?
James King
ABSOLUTELY DEGENERATE BULLKIKE!
judas and their disgusting shit fetish and craving for public indecency.
Grayson Kelly
That's not true. Some people are cringing in disgust.
Jackson Lewis
http ://gawker.com/what-happened-to-the-runner-who-shit-himself-during-a-h-1681442684 (Do I still have to manually break links?) I just read this article and apparently, he placed 21st. Did only 22 people run in that half-marathon? That seems unlikely to me. I'd like it if you state your sources.
Elijah Howard
Two? Three? How many times does it take to catch a serial shitter?
Grayson Reyes
Second shit thread moishe, whatcha sliding?
Hudson Wright
I imagined a smug pepe putting laxatives in the free water they give to the runners.
Justin Rivera
I feel sorry for the kind of person who'd lose to a literal street-shitter tho
Matthew Young
Being able to click on gawker.com safely…Thanks Based hulk!
He is swedish probably ate some ethnically enriched food and forgot his state gifted but plug before the race.
Noah Taylor
Kek I first read that as he came in second place. Imagine if everybody except one person lost to a guy who shit him self half way into the race. Imagine the people shaking his hand and giving him a metal with his lower body covered in poo.
Caleb Stewart
Im about to move this is ridiculous where should I go user?
Jace Jackson
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Blake Bell
Lel.
Nathaniel Martinez
WHEN YOU FART FOR A SPEEDBOOST BUT YOU SHART AND YOU STILL TRYNA SHOW
Michael Myers
Could he be back?
Jordan Reed
FUCK YOU DENVER RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Colton Clark
So they use the rainbow to cut away all peace and prosperity.
Jayden Jones
Karma will catch up with her. Eventually…
Connor Wilson
maybe?
Evan Price
It would be funny if it was a female pajeet but the picture makes it pretty clear it's both a dyke and a kike.
Carson Ward
Is a female Poojeet a Poojog?
Nolan Wright
user I….. Tell me this isnt true I looked I cant find anything on that.
Chase Myers
A subtly way to say how diversity and anything related is meant to slave the world in a tyrannical system. This shouldnt be a surprise by now.
Josiah Wood
it's a jew, calling it
Andrew Cruz
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Luis Carter
Thanks user! Here have a playboy arabia and my own recolouring of a classic pepe
Josiah Lewis
This… street shitting is legal in denver now. Colorado, you need to take care of this shit. You're almost Portland #2 now. In fact, the poz that got priced out of Portland is all moving to Denver.
