Doomgal

Doom 2016 would have been better if Bethesda had taken the initiative and made the first female lead in a Doom game. Everything negative about the game traces back to appealing to dude bros who won't let go of the original game.

Doom 2016 as a female lead CoD clone would have been superior.

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Making the MC a girl wouldn't change anything other than the fact that, this isn't the Doomguy I know

It literally wouldn't change a thing. There is very little story and the marine has almost zero character other than he likes to kill demons. I bet if they did do that, SJWs be bitching how they gave DOOM the female lead so they would have to put little development into her.

Doomgal is twice as cool as Doomguy could ever be.

I never said the game should be exactly as it is only with a female character. Read the OP more carefully.

If the new DOOM had a female MC, Holla Forums would bitch all the same but half the threads would become porn dumps of people jacking off to muscle females and dreaming of grinding their dicks against their abs.

So yeah, maybe the situation would be marginally improved.

are you mentally retarded, OP?

OP is twice as retarded as Doomgal would ever be.

Doom needed to evolve for the female century. You are holding it back.

Trying a bit too hard there, bait-kun.

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There's already a "Doomgal", her name's Crash (no relation to the bandicoot).
Have you not played Quake 3?

To elaborate further, Doom 2016 could have been the first emotionally mature Doom game. It could have focused on Doomgal's physical and emotional struggle to survive a hell invasion scenario. This would have evolved both the characterization and the gameplay. Instead due to dude bro influences Bethesda and id went for a quasi-classic quasi-serious sam model that only appeals to dude bros instead of more refined gaming tastes.

It is clear that changing the gender identity of Doom"guy" would have been the first major step toward evolving the game in a new and better direction. It isn't like you guys wouldn't still have the old games to play like you already do now.

Do you see the issue here?

Why not a bunny like with Doomguy?

Gee thanks for clearing that up, reddit.

I only wrote that because I know some unfunny asshole was going to make the joke instead.

Wow.. you're really going all out, aren't you?

Bullshit, the moment something like that came out every single one of you would be pissing your pants because of "THOSE PESKY FEMINISTS AND THEIR SOGGY KNEES"

Why did you bother responding to the thread?

This is what we need to change. Holla Forums didn't used to be like that, until gamergate Holla Forums wasn't hyper sensitive to social evolution.

I dont think it'd just be Holla Forums.

Just laying it on as thick as possible, huh?

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You do realise he's just shitposting? Check , can anybody say "first emotionally mature Doom game" with a straight face?

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Yes.

Why are you afraid of social evolution? Or are you a creationist that hates all evolution?

I have no reason to believe that you are serious because your point is just so damned silly.

I don't really understand the fun you're having here

Fuck me, I missed that post. Thank you user.


I need to see a fat doomguy with it's fat folds coming out of the armor. That'll make my day.


RIP AND TEAR MOTHERFUCKER

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Absolutely agree.
The amount of femdom porn of her riding cowgirl on some whimpering Imp combined with all the Doomguy/Doomgal R34 would have been a true sight to behold.
Yes I get you're just shitposting, but it's fun to play along.

Wrong webm.

Yeah Holla Forums is the tumblr of Holla Forums.
Say anything at any point and someone's getting triggered.

God dammit. You know why this pisses me off? Because some chucklefuck already made Doomgal a real thing that exists. If you ask most idiots what Doomguy's name is, the especially stupid among them will answer "Flynn Taggart," with a straight face, somehow.
Flynn Taggart, the retarded, cowardly, weak-willed, half blind nitwit. I suggest to you that if you're going to pay any attention to those garbage books, then Doomguy's name is Arlene Sanders. That's right… Arlene, the mary-sue who's clearly depicted as better in every conceivable way when compared to her big dumb side-kick. She's the only one from those fucking books who even comes close to being badass enough to be Doomguy.

That's pretty gay

At the point Quake 3 was made, every single other Quake was completely unrelated to each other.

Quake 3 features not only DOOM characters, but Grunt from Q1 and Bitterman from Q2. They even extended the universe out to have new characters that were still related to specific sources.

Crash and Phobos, for example, know Doom's character – As they are all from the same time and place. If you pay attention to Quake 3 for about 3 seconds in the intro cutscene you see how people are hand picked and teleported to the Arenas which, through further reading, are held somewhere in a different reality.

So yeah, Crash is a "Doomgirl" (Who the fuck writes gal unironically you peice of shit) – and she definitely was a good one considering she was Doom's trainer (or something thereabouts.), and she didn't appear in any Doom games.

Just like how Major and Wrack are characters relating to Grunt, yet they never appeared in Quake 1.

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The game would still be utter trash, we just would have gotten more porn

>>>/r9k/

What backwards hole did you grow up in? Alabama?


I am not shitposting. This is a serious discussion.


There are Doom books? And they focus on a female character? I am genuinely interested.

/thread/

do you know why they gave him a bunny pet and not a dog or bird? did they ever explained that?

Some post DOOM porn. I know it exists.

A lot exists.
Most of it is gay.

Quake 3 is an arena shooter with no real plot. It's nice to know they gave a female Doom character the spotlight though. Is she the best in the game?

Bingo. Especially if you think that a female character would be better because they are more emotional.

Das sexist, m80,

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Social evolution has no place on a doom game. It's just
RIP AND TEAR

I doubt they would go with a cat because apparently John Carmack hated a cat distracting him while he worked, I guess its because they thought it'd be funny if Doomguy had a bunny when he's pretty manly?

at least we could have something in this trainwreck.

I'm surprised a lot of you took the bait this hard.

No, a game with a female protagonist sheds the burden to be a macho bro game and can focus on more emotional and intellectual aspects. Females automatically elevate a situation to a higher emotional and intellectual plane.

Trust me, man. You must only read those shitty books if you are dead set on getting constantly pissed off by the "anything boys can do, girls can do better" bullshit that never lets up.


I know, right? Fuck people for taking that shit as canon, I take as much issue with that as I do people taking the Rip and Tear shit seriously.

yeah, that is the reasoning i was going for with a goomgirl having a tarantula as a pet. Girls like dogs/cats/birds, but not spiders, snakes and stuff like that.

The bait is over, the time for talking about porn and pet bunnies begins.

So men can't have emotional and intellectual aspects?

Das sexist.

Quake 3 has plot, albeit very loose. – Some powerful beings seek entertainment by watching the universe's best warriors duke it out, and are bored of Xaero hoarding the throne and being top dog.

And you can even approach various terminals in the Tutorial Room (Where you first ever fight Crash) that tell you more info about how the arenas even work.

And I'd say Crash is as hard as the difficulty you set her to.


I still stand by Doomguy's name being literally "Doom" as it is in Quake 3.

Get back to basic training, private Pyle

Sexism requires power + prejudice. You can't be sexist against men because they have all the power.

Post it anyway, faggot.

any lewds of doomgirl and hand holding demons that take responsibility?

Men aren't a cohesive political hivemind that strictly works to benefit men, otherwise men wouldn't have to work the dangerous jobs and all coal miners, soldiers, and oil drillers would be women.

You're sexist.

Well, it still beats the hell out of "John Grimm," which is one of the least stupid names for Doomguy, which still isn't saying much.

I'll just post whatever straight (and non-autistic) stuff there is, fuck fudge-packing and hyper-cringey fetishes.

There's something very close.
I dislike the artist, though. He draws futa, furshit and gay shit.

Men work those jobs because they pay well and they keep women from working those jobs or being trained to work in those jobs or being inspired to work in those jobs.

Females are now even going into combat in the military. This is something men have kept off the table for thousands of years. How can you deny male power?

You're going to the electric chair for this you sick fuck.

If men controlled everything, they'd force women to work those jobs for less pay.

Checkm8, sexist.

Why not both?

Fuck me it's opposite. Sorry.

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would you an imp

Then men would be out of work and getting no pay.

Thank you for flying air rabbit, we hope you had a nice time.

If the patriarchy existed and controlled the world, it would provide for men, and only men, you sexist.

I wish the concept of identity politics would be ripped from human conciousness so we could have stuff like that happen and it be good and without strings attached.

Men still need women, so of course it would still provide for women. It is exactly like a prison bitch scenario. Men treat women like their prison bitch. Prison bitches still get fed and taken care of, but they come last in everything and they get fucked.

Why do you hate women?

I always liked that quake 3 was basically "id all stars" before that was really a thing

If the patriarchy existed, they'd just enslave the desirable women to be used as breeders for their valued men, sexist-chan.

A military tries to unify soldiers into a single image, that's why its called uniforms.
If there was female space marines, they wouldn't wear boob armor or tights, they would wear the exact same helmet and armor that males do. The only difference in appearance would be arm buffness, and even that might not be distinguishing.

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I get where you are coming from, but there is no way to have a female character not be a statement until society itself changes over. You are progressive enough to see through the illusion and accept the reality at face value, but society at large is not.

We need more female protagonists, forced if necessary, in order to improve social evolution. Its good to know someone like you is doing their small part on Holla Forums to help, though.

Fucking this, i just want "doom gal" becuase itd fuel my dick and be a nice change of pace, no "moral" or "message" just something thatd be neat

Quake Champions is going to have a Doomgal. Mark my words.

10/10

But Quake 3 already did

This already happens. Women are practically slaves right now. Sure they can vote, and we can speak up, but our voices are not heard and those we would elect are treated like they belong in the kitchen.

Itll have Crash

im a grill btw

If women are slaves then why are they allowed to pick which men they fuck during all that time they spend outside of the kitchen?

You're not making any sense, Sexist-chan.

Nigger I could write a 10 page parer on why you are wrong.

They are trained into picking the men who hold the most money and power. Slavery doesn't always come with chains. A trained dog is a slave to its owner even when off its leash.

That's not how dog training works. Now you're sexist and you're mean to dogs.

No wonder people don't like you.

So literally, an AMERICAN SISTER OF BATTLE ON MARS?

SIGN ME UP.

Cant we just have a lewd doom thread, or just a regular doom thread, and not all this societal political junk?

You don't have to troll, user. You can fix that hole in your life in other ways.

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Leaving aside how wrong your observations of the world are, the alternative you're proposing is for us to be second class, so no fuck off.

So you believe women have no free will of their own? Self-loathing isn't healthy, sexist-chan.

Doomguy is American?

It'll also have a fat chick, a skeleton, a walking eyeball and a…Covenant from Halo.

hopefully.

I thought 8ch was made to get AWAY from all the bullshit from the other place

HOLY FUCK

WHY ISN'T THERE A SLAANESH DOOM WAD FULL OF /D/ FETISH HDOOM FUN!

YOU PLAY AS A DOOMGAL OR SISTER OF BATTLE AVOIDING COSMIC TRANNY PRONOUN BULLSHIT,

Fuck off, dipshit.
Female protagonists are the cancer killing gaming.
The answer is more white males.

Go for it. I've got this under control. You post the porn and I'll keep them busy.

Considering its semi-canon he might be a decendant of both BJ and Billy Blaze, yes

It was user, but unfortunately we can't keep shit away from it. We need something like a wall :^)

If females were in charge second class wouldn't be that bad. Did you never know your mother?


Free will is one thing, training is another. You don't choose what values are instilled in you. You can be raised to be loyal to the Communist party in China or you can be raised to be and love being a second class citizen (female.) Children get their values from society.

No user, you are the dipshits. What we need is more good characters, not a female one just because rolflmao.

damn it actually exist, being a vanillafag is pure suffering

Female characters are inherently good. Male characters are overdone and 90% of the games available consist of male leads. This needs to be reversed for social evolution.

So, according to you, women are subservient, simple-minded creatures controlled by society with no free will or values of their own…

Wow, you're so hateful and prejudiced. I can't believe you think we need more female characters if this is what you think women are.

Im serious, last i remember this was made to be like "tumblr/reddit/sjw has overrun our chan, lets make a new one to go back to having fun and bullshitting around" and all ive seen since is nothinf but politics everywhere

Doom 2016 was a fine game in its own right. A very fun shooter that is a bit of a breath of fresh air compared to all the other shit that's been around for the last decade or so.

If anything, it is at least more true a sequel to Doom than Doom 3 ever fucking was.

All children male or female learn their values from society. This is obvious and why schools exist. Are you from alabama or what? Do they not have public education where you come from?

Sage for this being the ultimate bait thread and all these anons biting.

Thats not true, by your own admission they can't even break free of conditioning on their own how could they do anything positive for the world? Besides that, second class is always bad when it isn't merited by the ineptitude of the person.

I don't recall the "force women to submit and give up all sentience" class in public school. Are all schools terrible, oppressive propaganda mills where you're from, sexist-chan?

No, fuck you user. It shouldn't be a girl just because it's never been done. If it's gonna be a girl, it needs to have a purpose and be well done.


Why bother, it'll just be overrun anyway. I'll be posting some nice webms for you folks.

It doesn't happen where you go on the internet, or which camp you fall into, there's always one principle.

You mean Lucy?


I thought he was polish at first of Jewish descent lmao

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user, im disappointed.

I wouldn't mind losing my virginity to a tall, muscular and attractive doomgal.

How would they break free of something they have been taught to believe is natural and right? And there are those who have broken free, that is what feminism is about.


It is incorporated into every class in a subtle fashion. Why would there be a specific class to point to? Stop strawmanning my arguments you troll.

You can take a man out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of a man.

Sorry user.

I would verily play an original fps where you play as a qt space super soldier. I have no issue with that.

I do have an issue with Doom being that game. Such a change is unnecessary, especially if the reason for the change is that it's the current year.

Which part of Math and Spelling enforces ideals of patriarchal supremacy that encourage women to be brainless slaves?

And if they are so effective, then how did you break free of their oppressive programming? Do you really think all women are dumber than you? Why must you be so judgmental and hateful towards women, Sexist-chan?

no, i mean angel.

Quit over simplfying it. It isn't any specific lesson that blatantly spells it out in an obvious manner that could be refuted and dismantled.

How exactly is feminism the answer to anything? All it does is redefine words like rape and harassment and create whiners who can't handle a contradicting opinion. Feminism is absolutely not the answer, and proves why women should never be in charge of anything.

I think like Polish American, second genration or something like that

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Then it doesn't exist. Hitchens razor.

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Feminism is the means to put women in charge. Once women are in charge the negative aspects you don't like about feminism will no longer be necessary or a problem and we can start building our socially evolved utopia.

Though at how much of a fuss anti-feminists put up we may need mandatory castration to reach the phase where feminism is no longer needed.

Well both are fat anyway.

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what the fuck am I listening to?

EH REE
EH REE
EH REEEEE

If it was so easy to prove, then simple questions wouldn't leave you so flustered and angry. It didn't even take that much effort to get you to start saying that women are easily brainwashed slaves to an ethereal entity created by the raw will of men.

You can't say it exists because it exists. You believe it exists because you want to bolster your narrative, and without a basis for you asinine beliefs, you have no argument. No leg to stand on.

I'm sorry Sexist-chan, but you're a big stupid dummy head.

EHREEEH

That is a blatant miscarriage of justice. Fuck off with your social manipulation produced "utopia".

Women are only superior at killing children, breaking up friendships/teams, and wasting limited resources.

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You have been manipulated your whole life toward feminism. This is why you are so hypersensitive to the current stage of feminism, because the end game is so close.

What you fail to realize is that this is for your best interests. You have already been trained to accept your new role, stop resisting.

WEW

How about a round of Daniel?

god damn you are good at this

give up niggah.
you've baited all you can

user while you've gotten a rise out of one or two people, you'll have much better luck on Holla Forums.

dude. just kill the big ones so they stop stealing your shit.

oh god i sound like Holla Forums talking about black people

Kek.

It likely would be if not every other thing is some politicized bullshit in entertainment now.

bullshit, she would wear boobwindows and stuff, because doomguy has a Abdomen window

The arrows probably wouldn't kill the large ones.

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Marvelous.

The evil is defeated. Time to post lewd demons!

Does this count?

For a second there I thought it was the same grouper stealing his shit. Still funny as fuck though.

No no.. More like this.

are 2hu acceptable

Ah, so something like this then?

wew lad
Those are anime girls painted red and blue.

How about a tale of a man falling in love with the demon who was assigned to torture him?

Fuck.

but they're not cute

Why didn't they give her muscle?

Because they're shitlords, user.

I hope the new quake is popular so I get porn of her.

So?
Dude, they could ride you like a fucking beast.
Fantastic sex beats cuteness.

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You're fucking sick and I hate you, please get the fuck out of here.

I praise the bravery of your penis, but where you must go, I cannot follow.

Can we go lewder?

For the last time, look at the ab window and you see tattered cloth along with sratch marks on his skin, that was an undershirt for his armor

Everytime i leave Holla Forums for a while when i come back the avergae IQ has dropped significantly

I bet this place would alredy be dead if i didnt grace you peasants with my presence

no, not even close


at least they faggot got the first pic right

more?

POST MUSCLE GIRLS YOU FAGGOTS

Who the fuck are you?


You need to suffer a little first user.

forgot webm.

This is something I can support.

Awww….Now i'll never unsee it. And all this time I thought it was a ultra cool dude ab window.

Just like this picture of Duke and how you can never ever unsee him losing his cowboy hat.

Yuugi a shit

Whare you you talking about? This thread was a huge success.

they design it that way, the more damage he takes the sexier he looks.

He should have rapped about cookies instead.

No.
>implying you wouldn't slam her as hard as fucking possible because she likes it that way

Thats objectively wrong.

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By Doom 2 hes a mess

H Doom thread?

Forgot to sage.

If you are posting females there is no need to sage.

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This thread needs more Doom specific smut

Nice and muscular like a real woman should be.

why do this?

More please.

yes, please post the whole thing, i need it.

Jigokuren - Love in the Hell

There's a sequel on the way, have fun user.

moar

DON'T DO IT

DO IT FAGGOT
FUCKING DO IT

Fuck you

FUCKING DO IT BITCH

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Thats all there was anons

Muahahaha

why? please take this doomcomics as payment to STOP!

fucking gay

welcome to web 3.0

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Into the fucking trash he goes.

at least he does cute stuff

Not enough.

Oh my god, I think I'm in love.

my niggiest nigger, his demon, cyborg, and chimp girls are excellent

I don't mind rule 63ing as long as the character is kept intact, the problem is that people try to change the character in unnecessary ways. They already changed doomguy's character, another layer of sacrilege wouldn't hurt. The SJWs would laugh until they saw how much porn was being generated, like always.

TL:DR Tits make anything better. The real question is, would she have a good tooty.


Somebody post the video.

Why aren't there more muscle girls in vidya? Doesn't it make sense that they would be strong?

Maybe believable by a few gullible anons up until this point, completely blew your cover here though. Better luck next time.

Now what's your opinion on Doomgal? Are you opposed to gender swapping characters? Why? Why are you so insecure?

This isn't your thread anymore, faggot.

need more doomgal lewds please

No.

The purpose of gender swapping a character to be female is for them to be cute. If they are not cute, then it's bullshit and a waste of time.

Stop being retards and do what we always do when OP is a fag. DUBS

Got you covered fam!

the yandere porn would be interesting

obviously that user wanted to make the joke and you cucked him so now hes mad at you

bamp

bump lock my man