I pirated it and cringed until the end.Holy fuck what was with all the friendship speeches? What kind of faggot writes this stuff? There wasn't a single believable character there. Every single character had the same voice of an emo teenager, with serious self-esteem issues.
And the furry king at the end had the smile of a pedophile. "Hey kid who I just met, want to live with me and I can be your dad?"
Since the game came out I've only been interested in the porn. Not the furshit, though. I played the game, but it was pretty bland.
Joshua White
Well, if you don't like the good end, there's a second way to play the game you can try that is the exact opposite.
Jonathan James
==== FUCKING STOP
Isaac Sanders
Why the fuck does everyone use that shitty abbreviation its not funny and it seems to have originated from leddit even if you're using it ironically (which you're not as I'm sure you probably say that to your friends) you seem like the kind of person who says normalfags instead of normalfags fuck off nigger
Colton Nelson
daily reminder
Charles Hughes
its shonen anime for people who think they're above shonen anime
Lincoln Roberts
we already have a genesis thread op we dont need another one
they wordfiltered it on cuckchan iirc so maybe you should go there tbh fam :^)
Jonathan Reed
Then why didn't you just stop playing it? I stopped around the snow part. I don't handle bullet hells very well.
kek
Aaron Edwards
Are you the guy who always posts this or have you attracted imitators?
I enjoyed undertale but it dosen't even belong in a top 100 games list. Go ahead, call me a shill.
Landon Brown
obligatory ===FUC OFV TUBMLR RTAL.E= == toby is a shit writer and a talentless hack, who knew
Aaron Gutierrez
its like the userbase of imageboards is de-evolving back to pre-2003 era level of innocence
Parker Morris
kill yourself FAGGOT "GAME" FOR FAGGOTS
James Myers
It's the most boring avatarfag on Holla Forums back to defend his shit game.
Joshua Long
I meant says normalfags instead of normalfags
Nathaniel Martin
the pic from that post is from cuckchan
same
cuckmie got wordfiltered a few months ago
Lincoln Thompson
It was alright honestly, I don't instantly decide I dislike something cause some sjw femenist liked it.
I try and do my best to not let other people tell me what games I should or shouldn't enjoy.
You should try it sometime :^)
Leo Jenkins
huehuehue
Bentley Long
I enjoyed certain parts of it. The uninstall button was certainly exciting, you can't deny that.
David Moore
FUCK OFF TUMBLRTALE
Juan Kelly
word filters welp embarrassing ignore that I'm glad the terrm is filtered
Jayden Lopez
/thread
Daniel Richardson
unless that user provides a reliable source that he was working for a shill corporation trying to stir the public opinion, he's just a retard writing fanfiction conspiracies.
Colton James
the point i was trying to make is that he is twice as retarded for believing a cuckchan post, specially one from after mid-2014
Colton Anderson
yep, that makes it even worse.
undertale got #1 at gamefaqs because it's fucking gamefaqs, they jump in any retarded bandwagon that comes around.
Landon Phillips
Glad it did fucking sick of that shitty word
Levi Butler
MEMEGAME
Cooper Young
more like meme same
Thomas Martin
It actually was the best game though
Joseph Anderson
FPAHP
There isn't anything wrong with Undertale, it's a good game. Some anons are just close minded about games that aren't focused on "masculine" things.
Ayden Fisher
stop this meme it had maybe three good ideas about it, but it didn't actually perform everything well. I got through the entire game, only dying on the spider shit once, and the second to final boss twice. The Flowey fight was actually good, but I again, didn't die. The idea of a shmup RPG is pretty unique and interesting, but Undertale didn't pull it off well. The idea of a fight between a godlike being and the game frequently messing around with the game elements, with you fighting around all of that despite everything is interesting, but Undertale didn't pull it off well. The idea of a underground monster world like Journey to the Center of the Earth is interesting, but it wasn't done well, and it felt like a furfag's playground. So yeah, I didn't like undertale for several good reasons, and if you do like it, there is something wrong with you. Found the damn jew. Anyone with a brain doesn't fucking like it, and not liking something doesn't make you special. Go back to halfchan, nigger.
Evan Sanders
It was a good game.
Michael Price
yeah h*ck off tumblrtale get out of my board videogames i dont like are memes
Elijah Williams
nothing new or interesting is coming from this thread or will come from it attentionwhores shoo shoo
Levi Jackson
i actually agree with that.
i mean come on, FF7 and MGS3 are on the list, if those 2 lose against the garbage of smash and mario RPG, i'd rather see undertale win and piss off nintoddlers.
Robert Diaz
I hear the genocide route was the more entertaining way to play the game and apparently characters had depth besides being a catchphrase.
Evan Flores
yep. Betrayal route is the best if you want to be a fucking serial killer.
Cameron Watson
Undertale was meh and unremarkable baring a few things, why are you all fuckers (and by that I mean both sides) getting so worked up over something so derivative and mediocre.
You got bamboozled.
Hudson Richardson
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Asher Reyes
where do you think you are exactly
Caleb Scott
the not-Holla Forumsideogames board
Hudson Gray
The neutral routes sucked though. You either have to kill nothing or everything, if you choose anything else you get the lame ending.
Luke Kelly
He only thinks that because Earthbound reminds me of the WiiU his wife took when she left him for nigger dick. Disgusting cuck with no taste.
Go genocide right before the final hit start trying to make peace with them,
Right when they've softened their heart and willing to let you go. Kill them
Colton Peterson
Well, this proves that he is not an SJW.
Because an SJW would say something like: people who dislike this must be homophobic/ transphobic/ misogynists/ meninists/ goobergators!
Kevin Scott
I don't even know who this person is, but I could bet: a nu-beta white faggot with guilt complex and a properly meek attitude as to not insult the real sufferers of the world, aka wymin, negros, and (((God's Chosen People)))
Isaac Perry
Some anons are just close minded about sexuality that aren't focused on their masculine mindset.
Dylan Nguyen
forgot my ":^")
Juan Bell
fuck off faggot
Julian Ward
What are you talking about tbh isnt a stutter its an abbreviation for "to be honest" used by niggers and shitty annoying britbongs the stutter meme is cute a-user
Dominic Reyes
The worst part about that second image is that Toby took down the page it was on, recently too.
It's like a little kid trying to hide his dirty sheets by throwing them down the laundry chute.
Joseph Baker
but tbh all me xD
Connor Johnson
Post screencap faggot
Evan Cooper
See user that's where I disagree, it WAS good. But only that; good. It was not great, it was not groundbreaking, it was nothing but a few good ideas and a admittedly nice soundtrack, the only reason it took off was because of the clout the creator had. Shit, I really really have difficulties believing he NEEDED a kickstarter and probably pocketed huge dividends from it, not surprising considered he declared the stretch goal of a minigame\expansion if I remember right, but he's still doing great since he was able to rope in a cancerous webcomic crowd.
Honestly, if he published it under a pseudonym the game would have been a massive sleeper hit And Holla Forums would have loved it
Sebastian Brooks
Goog dread guiz, keeb de voard gualidy igj :DDD
What
Jackson Hernandez
:DDDDDDDDDD
Carson Perez
Are you saying you've never liked a single character that didn't seem believable, no matter how fun they were?
Did you get the true pacifist ending, user?
Angel Nguyen
Something to to with horoscopes, I think
>The acronym FPAHP has a life path number 11. The master number of life path eleven has a hopeful and beautiful perception of this world. Full of enthusiasm and determination to be helpful for a chosen cause.
Matthew Taylor
its an ebin bait meme about muh sexism in vidya
Easton Mitchell
IT'S THE can you imagine a world where we're all represented by a FONT?!
Thomas Stewart
posting just in case
Elijah Clark
Yes, it was as gay as MLP too, but at least it didn't have the creepy pedophile king who just wanted to be friends with little boys, and a naive protagonist who thought he could be Jesus Christ and spare an emo serial killer about 17 times.
You know this game sold over a million copies? Bad writing or not, the game made him a millionaire.
Adam Kelly
Dangs 4 yer imbut :DDD
It still doesn't make much sense
Well, it certainly isn't a big meme, because this is the first time i see it
where were you when sans was ness
Austin White
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN MATT GAVE UNDERTALE TO THE POPE
Adrian Wood
so fam how do you like your genesis?
Michael Rivera
This is why the Japanese games industry is superior.
James Lopez
genesis is best experienced through your anal cavity
Asher Smith
Never understood faggots here who actively hunt underfaggots down and copypasta them to death, yet turn around and leave Overwatch and Nintenyearold threads left unscathed, and many times get to first page. Especially when something new is released regarding either of them too.
Jackson Long
It's because of autism. Never underestimate the power of autism.
Cooper Jenkins
Peter Gabriel Genesis for sure.
Zachary Evans
Is it just me or Toby fox seem salty over undertale being less profitable than FNAF even though tumblr faps too undertale? Hell Steven universe will never be half as profitable as Teen titans go. Because teen titans go is actually popular with children.
Carter Butler
Never underestimate people trying too hard to fit in
>Toby is on Holla Forums
Jose Hernandez
...
Elijah Rogers
anons from the demo threads emailed him and he admitted to watching the threads, and months before it released he completely called that people would hate undertale when it inevitably got popular, because it was popular.
Ethan Nelson
Reminder that the idiot who keeps posting TOTALLY TRUE WOW infographics about how Undertale is being extensively marketed and whines about muh tumblrtale, muh meme game literally spent $2000 on scat commissions of Toriel and Isabelle to spam the Undertale demo threads with on 4chan years ago
Isaac Perry
I was in the demo threads too and I disagree with your opinion on the basis that deleting evidence of your past opinions does not distance yourself but rather hides who you were, and that's inconsistent behavior for someone who is supposedly so open for just saying someone is a dude.
Also I noticed you didn't point out the emails anons posted after the game came out and how Toby was reticent on doing an interview thread on here.
Oh and double points >HE SPENT $2000 ON FURRY PORN COMMISSIONS FROM FURRY ARTISTS >And he expected to not get caught
Mason Jenkins
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John Nguyen
I liked the goat.
Daniel Lopez
That's nice.
Lucas Young
You mean the one where someone called him a niggerfaggot and that he should go die? Hm, now why would you leave that out? Seems pretty important as to why he wouldn't come here to me.
Gavin Williams
Undertale is objectively garbage and if you like it you're either underage or a faggot with shit taste. Sorry.
Aaron Lopez
I said emails.
I'm talking about when someone asked politely.
Caleb Miller
Yeah, when someone asked him politely and he responded saying he wasn't interested Because someone called him a niggerfaggot, and was probably aware at the level of asshurt and shitposting in the threads
Nicholas Nelson
...
Brody Powell
I'd make a point in the lines of "complaining about people talking shit on the internet on an anonymous forum," but how about we just stop this here.
Carter Wilson
Hate to break it to you user but well Could you fucking imagine trying to have Toby even come here, where 80% of the thread is shitposts from someone who hasn't played the game? Seriously, any sort of "developer interview" would have been impossible with the level of unmoderated shitposting
Joshua Brooks
Now, no.
When the email asking for an email was sent, yes. At that time, niggerfaggots were the exception, not the standard.
Connor Brown
Shitposting levels were still pretty bad at that point, what was that, week 3?
Owen Powell
week 2. The shitposting was bad, but the threads moved so fast that no-one noticed.
Hudson Phillips
So is normalfag wordfiltered or something?
Lincoln Rivera
Week two. Shitposting was on topic to the game then, things like shitty webms and wanting to fuck the goat were the only things being shitpost at the time, most non shit-posts were still on-topic to the game.
Landon Diaz
About, maybe a bit before, and I disagree with the levels of shitposting. Now, if you said that there'd be too many posts for him to handle, you may have had a point, because at that point in the general's lifecycle it was more than one thread a day, but making the sole argument of shitposting is disingenuous.
David Reyes
Why is this thread still up?
Jaxson Cooper
how new are you?
Jacob Cox
why not?
Sebastian Kelly
Why are you still up sweetheart? You know you need your rest.
Kayden Robinson
I suppose you two are right, well at any rate, I'm honestly so used to the level of shitposting in the threads now I can't really remember release, or the demo threads very well, Just what I had saved on my computer.
Jackson Lewis
Toby is a fucking edgy attention faggot and anons are edgy attention faggots. They feed off each other, but I guess the differences is that toby made a shit ton of cash and anons made nothing.
Landon Martinez
I made a mod that gives Flowey Beat's glasses from jet set radio, does that count?
Noah Ramirez
I just realized, Undertale is partly responsible for fostering the "No spoilers! Don't tell what the game is really about or it won't be a surprise!" culture that later made let No Man's Sky hide it was such a disaster.
Carson Taylor
That culture has ALWAYS been around. I remember spoiling naruto for weebs and getting that exact same response.
Caleb Rodriguez
How the actual fuck did you make that connection? Even if it is meant to be nothing but bait?
David Watson
>so as to only bump the thread
Cooper Sanders
I don't really care about this game but the kid goat and the smug evil looking goat are total fapbait so that's rad.
Austin Fisher
That Wario and Waluigi caught me off guard, bravo Pelo
Jaxson Brown
Do you have a source that he spent that much?
Blake Rivera
...
Julian Harris
Yes the dumbass was shitposting in a thread full of furries, and someone knew the artist and got into contact with them and asked.
Xavier Williams
...
Parker Young
I could do without that second one
Leo Cruz
>you will never whisper horrible puns in his fluffy ears
Henry Evans
Once again, the haters are more retarded than the fans.
Sebastian Morgan
paint*
ew. Just nibble his goat ears and call him silly names.
Joshua Kelly
Wow, this thread is still up? Even after Mark banned the general, but still can't ban a few 4-AM avatarfags?
Nathaniel Ramirez
Funny, huh? Quality moderation on this board if I do say so myself.
Gabriel Allen
That'd be pretty great, if only
Nathaniel King
Well he ruled out a direct sequel, but he did say he might do another game
Charles Hill
...
Kayden Lopez
Instead, there are fucking faggot fans who make cancer of the worst kind, eg the underfell game someone is actually putting time and energy into making, and overtale, which someone is actually putting time and energy into making. Oh the joys of autism, all quantity and no quality.
Samuel Mitchell
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Matthew Green
Let me be real right now, Holla Forums.
Undertale was this generation's "My Dinner with Andre". It was pompous as all hell and lacked the depth that it implied it had. The characters weren't memorable. The dialog was cringe inducing and the bullet hell in combat was fucking stupid. For many people I know, this was their introduction to video games.
One guy I've become antiquated with even compared Undertale to Metal Gear Rising, because "while Metal Gear Rising had intense and crazy combat, Undertale was equally as incredible of an experience due to the likable characters and memorable experiences."
These are the people who play shit like this. These are the new "art game" faggots. I hope you all bully them.
Gavin Sullivan
Some stuff was good
James Lewis
that's the point
Hudson Brooks
No hope user
Angel Torres
It implied it had depth? Please tell me this is pasta you were too lazy to fix.
Luis Richardson
If not, fresh pasta is always welcome.
Austin Baker
The "true ending" was honestly pretty bland. It was sort of cool seeing the big flying rainbow shit, but most of it was just not worth playing. The normal ending was pretty fun just because the final boss came out of fucking nowhere and is fun to figure out on the fly before you realize you can't die. Genocide route is fun because it has the best fights in the game (the only challenging ones) by far alongside some pretty good music. The novelty value of actually being able to get such dramatically different results because of what you do is really what made it interesting.
Oliver Ortiz
I like this meme
Matthew King
Yes, nigger. It implied that it was a game focused around friendship and "good feels". Toby Fucks wanted to portray the game as one of those 'philosophical' 'experiences' that "make people think".
Fuck that, it wasn't deep. It wasn't even shallow.
Josiah Hall
Is it not true?
David Reyes
You have to be a retard to lose during any other battle in the game, and the ones that you can lose to don't give you a Game Over, Asgore notwithstanding.
Jack Martinez
Undyne getting a couple new attacks and being boosted to shit was fun, Sans is completely muscle-memory from repeated fights but he's still a fun go to see what he'll bring out next.
Landon Rivera
When you account for projectile density amount of health and average HP% loss Genocide fights aren't actually that hard. The only real cop out is no checkpoints, but even then the patterns are much easier to account for save for the final attack (Doing nothing not withstanding) from sans.
Did he?
Angel Barnes
It's because they were Simon says I guess?
But in actuality, it was about characters and character interaction, and making sure that none of the characters act out of character.
Benjamin Ross
I don't recall it trying to present itself as anything other than what it was. It's a remarkably surface-level game that doesn't pretend to have much depth (in fact the one or two forays into background story for the game have several plot-holes and inconsistencies), the only people I see ascribing the game any depth are blindly autistic fans and people complaining about the blindly autistic fans.
Adrian Jackson
Too bad Kojima already did that with the MGS series better than Toby ever could.
Cameron Carter
If you wanted to use the argument that people did something better in the past, we would be here for fucking years saying how much better other games are compared to this not so great game.
Hunter Clark
Oh yeah, because all but two bosses being OHKOs is so hard. You should really take a picture, people are going to think you're so cool!
Tyler Hughes
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Isaiah Cox
I'm saying that pacifism is not easy, and Undertale makes it incredibly easy and undermines the entire point of pacifism, you low-hanging fruit-eating nigger.
Aaron Cook
...
Caleb Jackson
And it makes it easier by forcing you to endure multiple turns against boss enemies, multiple turns against standard enemies, less health, worse defense against attacks?
Michael Thomas
Holy fuck you're dense
Chase Allen
sure you got the right thing?
Lucas Thompson
What are you saying?
Ryan Gray
larger potential margin of error =/= difficulty
Lucas Brown
Never mind about Fuck man, I should look closer at shit.
Jaxon Bell
Then by that logic, wouldn't neither the Sans fight nor the undyne fight be considered difficult?
Carson Reed
That's exactly the argument.
Joshua James
So pacifism is, harder?
Brandon Butler
Nope, the entire game isn't difficult. :^)
Ethan Butler
I don't disagree?
Nathaniel Williams
ok
Gavin Ross
I'm going to try and explain this to you. Undertale made pacifism easy, and killing hard. This is wrong. because all the characters have good in them, and while that's a nice message, that's not how you make an effective message on pacifism. There is literally nothing that makes killing enticing or does anything to benefit your experience. Metal Gear Solid made killing easy, and pacifism hard. This is good because it forces you to consider how much you really care about pacifism, especially because your enemies are human beings like you, only on the other side of the battlefield. This also emphasized in later installments that centers the story around how soldiers are used and thrown away by their Governments, and why they're so loyal to Big Boss.
Jaxson Carter
...
Jaxon Ramirez
HE RETURNS
Anthony Lewis
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little game, isn't it?
Bentley Myers
Undyne's pussy was dripping. It had been a long trip to his house, and her legs ached from the walk, but the anticipation of being with him again kept her on the verge of orgasm.
They had met for drinks a few weeks before at Grillby's, and the night of passion that ensued was forever seared into her brain. He had been surprisingly gentle for such an aggressive Dom, but Undyne knew that he had not wanted to frighten her. Rough by vanilla standards, their passionate first meeting did not compare with the heights of pain and pleasure they wanted to achieve together.
As Undyne towards his house, she made up her mind that she was going to ask him to be rougher with her this time. After all, they had all weekend.
Notim Portant opened the door just as she approached, took her by the wrist and pulled her inside. Undyne's purse and overnight bag dropped unceremoniously to the floor as he pressed her against the wall and raped her mouth with his own. His hands wandered over her clothing, caressing, squeezing, and reacquainting themselves with the soft curves of her body. Undyne wrapped one of her legs around his and moved sensuously against him, feeling Notim Portant's hardening cock against her lower belly.
He laughed wickedly as he untangled himself from her grasp. He led her to a chair and sat down, pulling her into his lap as if she were a small child. He continued caressing her, and she ground her ass against his hard cock, craving it deep inside her. "You want it bad, don't you girl," Notim Portant laughed.
Undyne raised herself so her breasts were crushed against his chest, her lips brushing against his, and she whispered: "I want it bad… and I want it hard." She leaned back and stretched languorously across his lap.
He raised an eyebrow. "Harder than last time?" She nodded, her yellow eye filled with burning desire. "Why should I give it to you harder?"
Brandon Lopez
I'm still following several ongoing undertale tumblr comics. Help.
Connor Roberts
A lot of games do that. In fact, every game that's good does that. This game, however, decided to be "lol so meta commentary on videogame mechanics" and fuck everything over in the process.
Charles Carter
Don't liem it's embarrassing. That thread was on 8/v/ half a year ago when gamefags had that best gaem awards or whatever.
Asher Collins
Undyne wiggled her ass again. "Because I need it… because I'm a naughty little slut and I need to be taught a lesson." Her eye glittered mischievously.
Notim Portant seized her by the hair and yanked her face up so they were eye-level. He was going to teach her to take him seriously. "What have you done, cunt? Have you fucked another man?"
Undyne tried to shake her head, but he was holding her hair too tightly. "No," she finally found her voice.
"Have you sucked another cock, my little cock-sucking slut?" Notim Portant was staring deep into her soul.
"No," she whispered, blushing deeply.
"Mmm… good." He tipped his head to the side and stared at her. "But you've thought about it haven't you?" Undyne didn't respond, but lowered her eye. "Look at me!" He yanked her head back so she had no choice. "You're still talking with other men in the Underground, aren't you?" Her blush deepened. "You've been talking dirty with them haven't you… thinking about what it'd be like to fuck them… and suck their cocks… Answer me cunt!"
"Yes," Undyne squeaked in a pathetic whisper. His hand left her hair just as his other made contact with her cheek and she landed on the floor in a heap. Notim Portant had her stripped and bent over the back of the couch before her head stopped spinning.
"Spread your legs." She complied. "Arch your back and raise your ass…." The first strike of his belt against her ass shocked her. She had expected him to start slowly, and build up, like last time… Blow after blow, he increased the force, but each time her hips jerked forward as the belt found its target, she would stick her ass back out to receive another lashing. She was more of a painslut than she had initially let on, and he loved it.
As her moans and gasps turned to screams and yelps, he delivered one final blow, expertly aimed between her legs to wrap under and bite at her exposed pussy. She screamed and fell to her knees, closing her legs with her hands pressed protectively over her burning pussy. Notim Portant knelt beside her, and eased her onto her back, but Undyne kept her legs clamped shut. "Open your legs," he said quietly, and she responded to the kindness in his voice. "Move your hands." She did. He reached between her legs and caressed her, slowly rubbing the pain away. Gently, the pain turned to pleasure, and her pussy became slick. Then he stopped, and she moaned at her loss.
Matthew Miller
lie* fug
Cameron Carter
B^U
Wyatt Brown
I didn't know we hit >>320174710 posts in 2015.
Cooper Howard
"That was for thinking about any other man than me." Notim Portant looked down at her intensely, and she nodded. "You know, that was nothing compared to what will happen if you do it again." Undyne cringed, and nodded. "Good. But we're not done yet." Her eyes flew open. He grinned. "That was for you thinking about other men… now I'm going to punish you for being a slut."
Undyne shuddered. It all seemed the same to her, but her body craved more pain at his hands. "Yes," she whispered despite herself.
Notim Portant carefully helped her up and led her to his bedroom. He pushed her back onto the bed and bound her arms and legs over her head, bending her at the waist and giving him full access to her cunt and ass.
He patted her sopping pussy. "You want to cum don't you slut?" She nodded. He spread her lips and pulled back her clitoral hood, exposing the painfully sensitive source of her pleasure. He produced a small vibrator and placed it directly on her clit. The direct stimulation was almost too much for her to stand, causing her to whimper and writhe in her bonds. "Is it too much little girl?" Undyne sobbed and nodded. "Do you want me to stop?" She nodded again. "Alright." Notim Portant removed the vibe and turned toward his dresser. When he turned to face her again, he was holding something she recognized. A clamp.
He had clamped one of her sensitive nipples their first time together, but it had been too much for her and he had removed it when she asked him to. She knew that this time begging would get her nowhere. Tears sprung to her eyes as he held the menacing clamp up for her to view. The thought of it biting into her poor clit terrified her. Notim Portant didn't say a word as he spread her lips and pulled back her hood again. He held the clamp open over her clit for several long moments, torturing her by delaying the inevitable, before finally letting it latch onto her engorged clit. She screamed and bucked, the pain shooting out from her clit and washing over every inch of her body. He plunged two long fingers into her sopping cunt, seeking her g-spot, but she continued to struggle against her bonds. "Easy bitch," he repeated over and over, as she began to settle down. Her clit was on fire, but his fingers were giving her such pleasure that she finally stopped fighting and surrendered to him. The moment he perceived her defeat, he carefully released the clamp, causing her to scream and buck again as the blood rushed back to the throbbing bundle of nerves. He leaned forward, replacing the evil clamp with his loving lips, and he suckled gently on her agonized clit.
Again, slowly, her pain turned to pleasure. His tongue tantalized her clit and his fingers moved furiously against her g-spot. "I'm gonna cum," Undyne gasped breathlessly. Notim Portant growled against her clit and moved his fingers faster inside her, and she knew he was giving her permission. The orgasm shook her entire body, and he scraped his teeth against her clit as she gushed over his fingers. As her orgasm subsided, he stopped moving and looked up at her. Her eyes on fire, she whispered: "Fuck my pussy." He shook his head, smiling. "Please fuck my pussy." He shook his head again as he fed his fingers into her hot mouth to be cleaned.
Alexander Jones
Images on fortune only show the original filenames, while Holla Forums shows the original filename as well as a complex series of numbers (and now letters), which scientists have yet to decipher.
Andrew Perry
"Why would I want to put my cock into a slutty cunt like yours?" Tears and devastation filled her yellow eye. Notim Portant pulled his fingers from her mouth and got off the bed, walking back to the dresser.
"Please fuck me; I need it. All I want is to have you inside me. Please!" Tears streamed down Undyne's face.
He chuckled. "Don't worry bitch, I'm going to fuck you." He turned toward her then, and she saw the bottle of lube in his hand. "I'm just not going to fuck that hungry little cunt of yours."
Undyne gasped as he dribbled the cool lube on her tight asshole. She stiffened as he slid one long finger into her tight hole, but he persisted. In and out, he fingered her ass slowly and deeply. Their eyes locked, he watched her intently for signs of pain and fear. Seeing none, he added a second finger. She moaned as he stretched her wider, but he could also tell that she was becoming more aroused. In and out, his two fingers gently stretched her ass until they slipped effortlessly. He removed them and quickly lubed his thick cock before she could tighten back up. Notim Portant pressed himself against her opening. Undyne took a deep breath as he pressed forward. Meeting resistance, he whispered: "Push slut." She obeyed, and groaned has his thick head popped inside her. He fought the desire to thrust into her, and held himself still for several moments, watching her face as she adjusted to his invasion. Her ass burned from being stretched so wide, but she was slowly relaxing.
With shallow strokes, Notim Portant slowly eased himself further and further inside her tight ass. Undyne moaned and gasped, but he could feel her pussy dripping so he pressed forward. Finally, he buried himself deep within her and his balls pressed firmly against her ass cheeks. He slowly retreated, then pushed back again, fucking her ass with long slow strokes. In and out, long and slow. His hand found her pussy and he began to rub her clit as he fucked her. Undyne started meeting his thrusts, raising her hips as his cock pushed into her. He heard her whisper something… "What little girl?"
Again… a whisper… "Harder." He carefully began to pick up his pace, but did not thrust harder. Again, louder, she said, "Harder." He thrust into her faster, but still did not fuck her harder. "Harder! Fuck my ass!" He growled and lost control, pounding into her ass mercilessly. Her cries and the sound of his hips smacking against her ass filled the room. "I'm… I'm gonna… ooooh… cum!" Her ass squeezed around his cock as her pussy squirted, driving him over the edge. He growled and grabbed her hips tightly, raping her ass as his cock twitched, throbbed, and finally burst, releasing his thick cum deep inside her.
He withdrew his cock when he had finished, and quickly released her from her bonds. He drew her into his arms and turned her face towards his. "Look at me," he searched her eyes to make sure she was still with him. Satisfied that she was not lost somewhere deep in subspace, he pulled her to his chest and stroked her hair. "How do you feel?"
She shivered against him and answered softly: "Weak."
"Tired?" he asked. She nodded. "Then sleep. After all, we have all weekend."
Kevin Smith
what like a reverse hog-tie or something? how does this work
Charles Morris
But user, hatred user is todd howard everything just works
Austin Lee
Faster, but not harder? Can you go faster but softer?
Justin Nguyen
Use your imagination.
Also pics related.
Carter Rogers
C'mon nigger, I saw the thread here.
Austin Rogers
The game does force this friendship angle when you don't know these characters to develop these relationships. The game is so reliant on you playing as yourself (you can play as schizophrenic as you want, Frisk has no predetermined any background or identity, and how all the fourth wall things like the save is attributed to Frisk) that the great reveal that the MC isn't [player name] but Frisk come off as stupid. I imagine that most people would go with Toriel in the end of the True Pacifist run because Frisk doesn't really have a life outside the underground.
If Toby ever makes a sequel, it probably makes more sense to say that Frisk gained an identity rather than always had one.
Jacob Hughes
god damnit this smut is full of holes
Robert Wright
Here's your t-shirt
John Wood
The best way I can describe this post is two slices of white bread and some rotting angus beef, and the juice from the beef has dripped down into the bottom piece a little.
Easton Harris
0/10 not enough bush and all the bedsheets clearly haven't been ironed.
Shit taste fam.
Aiden Gonzalez
Does anyone have pasta of the addition some user made for this, where the force of Notim Portant's ejaculation disintegrated Undyne and blew up the Hotel like a nuclear bomb?
Camden Mitchell
Give me a minute, I'll check.
Adrian Williams
alright that's one mystery solved
virginity has nothing to do with this, how can something be fast but soft
if your sexual prowess has an answer lets hear it
Gavin Ward
Same reason you can rapidly play piano notes without hitting the keys with the force of a punch. It's not a difficult concept.
Ryder Foster
Can you hit a punching bag fast but softly, can you hit a punching bag slowly but hard?
Do I really have to spell this shit out for you?
Pace =/= Force
Caleb Perry
I liked the game hate the fan-base and I like the porn all around 2/3 game over all, but the game itself is 8-9/10
Juan Robinson
god damnit but a human (fish thing) isn't a piano nor is body on body contact like striking a semi stationary punching bag, for notim to increase speed of his hips the force would follow suit would it not?
how this guy fucked a fish is serious business
Gabriel Wood
Shutup virgin nobody cares.
Lol it's like you've never even rubbed your rock hard cock orthogonal to a Christian girl's clit because her omnipotent and omniscient god apparently cares when you take her virginity before marriage but is somehow unable to notice when you do everything except penetration.
Lol cucklord learn to gf
Xavier White
Perhaps it's the case where you've plunged balls deep, but you keep pushing forcefully anyway? I think we were limiting ourselves to considering only the speed at which the anus and shaft are being rubbed against eachother.
Ayden Cooper
Well, in sex "force" is largely measured by the depth of penetration, especially when the guy has a huge dick that bottoms out against her cervix. It's easy to vary speed and depth independently.
Zachary Edwards
I know what your talking about but unfortunately I can't find it. Which is a shame because that was funny as hell.
Hopefully someone else grabbed or archived it.
Lincoln Adams
Some Christian girls even have a strange logic where butt stuff is ok because it doesn't involve vaginal penetration and thus isn't "real sex" according to "the lord".
Michael Garcia
Yeah, I remember it too. I think it was in response to a different Notim Portant pasta, where the force of his cum was compared to like "the fury of a thousand suns" or something ludicrous, so this user went all xkcd realism on it.
Mason Jackson
i am humbled in the presence of a master
we're going to need to get the boys in the lab to get us a diagram of how the at act was done, if we ever wish to truly crack this
but surely even if he isn't plunging balls deep, the flesh on flesh resistance would make force and speed relative
Cooper Garcia
I mean I'm not going to complain about e-z puss. It's just funny to me.
I am witnessed.
Jaxon Nguyen
No you are confusing that with another thing.
If I recall correctly it was about how humans can hurt monsters because of their soul/emotions/ill will/negative energy/other gay fairy shit. And because Notim Portant is basically nothing but hatred and rage they joked that if he tried to rape undyne (or any monster really) they would basically be vaporized instantly.
Thomas Gutierrez
Butt sluts
Yes, especially when the act of insertion itself was a chore.
Oliver Parker
notim running around instagibbing monsters with pure force of rage would be an incredibly entertaining premise and a better game than both Hatred and undertale
Xavier Wood
He just glares at monsters and scowls and they explode. Sans is so tough he actually requires a mild insult.
Joshua Brown
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Oliver James
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Jackson Gutierrez
That's the spirit.
Andrew Green
@the porn roleplayers
FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY SJW PANDERING MEMEGAME YOU DONT FUCKING BELONG HERE THIS IS FUCKING PURE UNDISTILLED TUMBLR MATERIAL SO WHY DONT YOU FAGGOTS GO BACK TO THE SHITHOLE YOU CAME FROM AND CONTINUE TO LIVE IN YOUR DELUDED FANTASYWORLD WHERE UNDERTALE IS ANYTHING MORE THAN A SHITTY BORING RPG MAKER GAME RIDING ON FALSE NOSTALGIA WITH LE EPIC RANDOM LE REDDITFACE UNDER THE PRETENCE OF THEM 'INTERESTING' AND 'QUIRKY' BUT ITS NOTHING MORE THAN 12Y OLD 9GAG HUMOR DELUDING ITSELF TO BE DEEP AND ENLIGHTENING LIKE THOSE FUCKING FACEBOOK KIDDIES WITH THEIR PHILOSOPHICAL QUOTES FROM THE FIRST RESULT ON GOOGLE SEARCH NONE OF THAT THAT BELONGS ON 4CHAN SO JUST FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT
Joseph Brown
The point is not to make you feel bad for being a murder fucker, the point is that you blindly sucked the joy out of the game by grinding it to shit in the name of being able to say you "did it all." Why do people still think it's some statement on pacifism for fucks sake?
Colton Russell
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Benjamin Taylor
I would play this game. Someone should get on that.
Isaiah Parker
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Christian Smith
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Gabriel Thomas
not work wat do
Camden Martin
Welp, there's only one option left.
Levi Brooks
Pacifism in games is an interesting concept. As others have pointed out, the pacifist route is usually very difficult in the context of gaming. Undertale however takes the opposite approach.
In a way Hatred also touches upon this idea EXCEPT that hatred forces you to take the most non-pacifist route and railroads you into taking that course. Likewise on the higher difficulties this point is further driven in because you often have to run-and-gun and resort to guerilla tactics in order to carry out your objective.
In this way both Hatred and Undertale also mirror real life a bit better in this regard because in real life the pacifist route is also easier than using violence and force to overcome obstacles. For both an individual and groups violence typically presents a greater net loss than achieving goals through more peaceful means.
Juan Peterson
wtf kind of browser are you using?
Christian Ross
He's probably using a different custom/default font. Many Linux distros don't necessarily have the open source true type font (freetype2) package installed and even if they do they won't have the Windows default ttf collection. Unless of course they rip it manually or find a tarball on the web.
Angel Lewis
The greater question at hand though, I suppose. Would be if it would be wiser for the monsters to be wiped out than for them to be allowed to continue existing.
Undertale never really gets into WHY the humans attacked the monsters but if we use deductive reasoning we can assume it was not without good reason.
The monsters have that weird thing going where more often than not they are harmless pussies but on the off chance they can get a hold of a soul they turn into raging hell-beasts. One could legitimately make the argument that in the long run the pacifist route is apocalyptically bad for humanity. All it would take is one rouge monster to turn the tables against mankind and that alone is enough to warrant their extinction.
Luke Sanders
Note to self. Actual discussion seems to kill off undertale threads faster than shitposters, spammers, erotic fanfiction, or side topics.
Jacob Ward
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Zachary James
bump
Lucas Morris
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Camden Lopez
I miss the early undertale stuff when it was "hey gameplay is kinda neat and dig for stuff" but as soon as it hit news sites and tumblr all the good stuff ended and it goat post 24/7. undertale was a mistake. just stick to fun secrets with multiruns. no special snowflake skeletons please.
Leo Nguyen
How has webm related not happened yet
Charles Price
I thought it did
Chase Myers
undermeme is not a game the same way gone homo is not a game
Gavin King
but it has game play
Grayson Powell
Spidertits
John Rivera
UNDERTALE WAS A MISTAKE
Jack Ross
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Luke Brooks
I liked the things in the basement.
Owen Morgan
We all know Holla Forums is full of faggots, but I'm saddened Undertale has such a cancerous fanbase it affected even this shithole.
Noah Jackson
When the generals got banned some autist broke the posting record with nothing but Genesis posts
sorry fam a hurricane just fucked my shit up yesterday
Justin Jenkins
catching up to the same fam
Gavin Reyes
same Inb4 (500)
Henry Sanders
one day my friend one day
Blake Gonzalez
Undertale-threads have become sort of a ritual for this board.
Benjamin Ward
I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT. You little fuckers are going to have your bodies ripped in half I'll shove your asses so far down your throats that when you crap, you'll sing fucking Beethoven tl;dr: Eat shit, faggots
Zachary Fisher
Wouldn't have it any other way.
lel
Jordan Hall
What did he mean by this? What the fuck was his problem, Holla Forums? Really makes you think. wtf i hate undertale now
Eli Reed
Great cerebbus pic.
Why do people sperg out about this game so much? It was decent tier. Not great but decent. Holla Forums spergs out about this game on a high level.
Carson Watson
Does this surprise anyone? Mark is the exact person that would ban a general but then let shitpostin- discussion of the same game continue
If that were true, then why the fuck are the only two fun boss fights available through doing the said "Funless grindy genocide route" in the first place? Also what point do I take away from your proposal? "Haha you enjoy video games, faggot?" Is that the message? "Wow, you like grinding, you NERD!" Or is it that?
No. Undertale truly wants to make you feel bad for killing people and the repercussion is that you see you are in-fact ending the lives of good "people." Not just 100% faceless mooks, but characters that you cannot talk to as NPCs afterwards, nor know after the fact. The Genocide ending aims to also do this even more by showing Undyne and Sans to not be cardboard LOLSORANDUMB for once but actual characters whom you can connect with on an actual level of understanding, instead of them being lazy "joke" dispensers constantly spewing tumblr-level quirky Earthbound-wannabe yet ultimately bastardized humor whom despite apparently being your friends, refuse to lift a finger to ensure your safety.
Overall the most fun to be had in the game came from the Genocide ending but is gated behind grind, whilst the Pacifist ending is too easy, lacks any real relate-able characters in place of stupid and childish humor. Also if the game wants to insult me by saying I shouldn't find this part of the video game fun, it should do so when I'm not expected to pay for it and deliver on making me feel like an ass, not making me wish the game had more boss-fights like the two gated behind it. Game had its moments making it fun and shows promise, yet the fact it failed to deliver on the META we were promised was upsetting. Also any attempt to say the point is about sucking the fun away with the grind is stupid when the game fails to suck the fun away. Either it failed in doing this and thus not a good excuse to defend the game with, or that's not the point at all.
Jayden Howard
I can pretend.
Bentley Hernandez
That ship sailed a long time ago. You have been cucked by the lizard.
Colton Davis
toriel best tbh
Dylan Nelson
Only, one of them isn't getting cucked by worst character
John Young
Genocide is always best choice. The monsters deserved to die.
Luke Walker
genesis ending best ending
Sebastian Gonzalez
/thread
William Ward
Can you play that one genesis song "Who can it be now?" or "land down under".
Easton Bell
I pirated this mess out of morbid curiosity, and I still feel like I'm owed money back afterwards. This one bit combined with all the other shit in this game is the epitome of wasted potential, although considering it's made for tumblr and by someone with strong connections to that shithole, it's no surprise.
Grayson Torres
It's a ripoff of lji
Hudson Moore
Undertale fags confirmed to be retarded.
Isaac White
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Owen Hernandez
I'm still surprised at how quickly everything went south after the first 2 weeks. I'm not surprised if that date coincided with some faggot e-celeb starting a let's play and attracting all the faggots.
Lincoln Bell
BTFO
Carson Miller
not true
The only "strong" connection the creator has is that he made music for homestuck. He has a tumblr but he uses it fucking never
All we need now is Frasier-user and the thread will be complete.
Nathan Cooper
I don't see a é in the pic I made fun of.
Michael Barnes
Wew laddie.
Jonathan Gray
(((gaming journalism)))
Jackson Roberts
Just like the old days, after it all went to shit.
Kayden Jackson
reminder that hatred isnt /genesis/core so its gay
france is gay
Carson Sanders
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Jason Jackson
smh fam
Christian Jones
Stop posting what I don't like
Jaxon Peterson
same
Caleb Green
Are people this delusional? I see a good amount of you say the same shit over and over and over… with the only differences being what side of the fanboy spectrum you're on. If you actually believe people here leave threads that have to do with a popular company or game alone. (Doesn't fucking matter who) you are clearly living in some fantasy in your head.
Brandon Parker
The threads were pretty good before the game got popular. Actual discussion, jokes, drawfag here and there.
I think everyone knew that everything that happened afterwards would happen.
Owen Sullivan
People searching for secrets, too.
Adrian Reed
Same tbh
Owen Cruz
Disregarding public opinion and telling others what they should like to do is literally communism.
Ethan Ramirez
Get a room.
Never underestimate the power of autism.
pic related
Adam Cook
Undertale was alright.
Good music, passable gameplay, bland story told horribly, mediocre but not offensively bad art, and mediocre jokes.
Could have been worse, and most people who hate it are cunts trying to be contrarian, and most people who love it are cunts trying to check their social justice checkmarks. However you cut it, there's really nothing there to hate unless you're going out of your way to be pissed at shit that doesn't matter.
It doesn't deserve most of the attention it got, and it's your fucking faults that it got so much of it.
I hope you're proud, you fucking idiots.
Evan Morris
get a same
Blake Rivera
You can lead a pleb to class but you can't make him appreciate it.
Jackson Jenkins
I like Undertale but come on nigger, that's a fallacy right there
Jayden Ross
I like your usage of "most"
Ryder Thompson
Come on, Holla Forums.
Nicholas Wood
Holla Forums isn't responsible, it was the same culture that turned FNAF into what it is now (or was for a while).
Nathan Harris
Genesis will never be as good as Yes or Rush.
Austin Moore
I used it to mean "more than half". I know, it is a novel use of the word.
Nathaniel Powell
If it has lasting appeal for majority, then it's not at all a bad game. Hatred didn't have lasting appeal, it could've been a cult-classic if it had lasting value, but it didn't. The only thing people remember about it is the main character.
Nathan Hernandez
I'd say the only thing people remember about Hatred is the controversy.
Adrian Powell
I never played Hatred, I have no idea if it's better than Undertale. And don't put words in my mouth like that, it's not polite.
See, this is a decent argument as to why you think it's a better game.
Alexander Myers
did you know that neil peart said that phil collins is one of the best drummers of all time and that selling england by the pound is one of his favorite drumming albums they went to shit after bill bruford left
Adrian Jenkins
I've liked Undertale the same since it came out, that means I love it
Owen Wright
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Charles Mitchell
oh shit thanks I love this
Christian Gonzalez
Here's the thing about the difference between the two.
Hatred -Mature theme -Scary Adult Only rating -Forced violence -Requires higher end computer to run -Not palatable to the unwashed masses because of serious tone and lack of meme spouting faggot characters
Undertale -Lighthearted humorous theme -unrated but equivalent of 12+ or even Teen at worst -Option to be a pansy and not hurt anyone -You could literally run it on an old 95 desktop -Memes and tumblr shit galore
And that is why undertale took off. I could mention other things too like how Undertale was abandoned as soon as it was released, how hatred was patched numerous times in direct response to fan feedback, how hatred got free DLC, how the hatred dev's even went out of their way to help one dude mod the game to have a first person mode, how they ran contests to get free shit. But that is besides the point.
Michael Gutierrez
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Landon Richardson
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Zachary Cruz
What was Hatred's appeal anyway? I didn't play it, but I remember seeing the first couple of levels and reading post saying that it was pretty much the same throughout.
Logan Hill
Actually, let me rephrase the question.
If Hatred wasn't edgy and violent, what would make it stand?
Sebastian Edwards
Mindless violence, explosions, and destructible environments.
Nothing? The whole point of the game is violence and destruction. There is no deep character development, barely any story, and not much in the way of lore.
It's just a game about destroying stuff and that's all it needs to be.
Levi Flores
It would've helped to have good gameplay.
Aaron Murphy
You want to talk specifics or are you just throwing statements out there in hopes of catching a few (you)'s?
Anthony Cooper
(you)r mom lol
Owen Morris
Think Hatred 2 will be even better?
Xavier Gomez
Wait, did the thread reach the bump limit before the mods could get to it?
Gabriel Johnson
Yeah it did.
Logan Lewis
I'd fuck Toriel
Christopher Lee
It's been so long.
Adrian Fisher
finally someone with halal taste
Elijah Diaz
I'd hold hands with Adult Asriel.
Charles Adams
EVERY DAY UNTIL IT FUCKS OFF FROM MY BOARD
It was pretty comfy at first, but then you start to realize how shallow the game is and then the meh story goes to shit around halfway through. It had good music though. Also what and said.
Isaiah Edwards
out of curiosity,
who won in the end?
Blake Foster
I want to be bullied by goat
Robert Roberts
I want to be goat, pic related. :^)
obviously the people shitting up the threads me kncluded
Liam Cooper
*included fucking phone
Jaxson Diaz
So what's this shit about Toby Fox throwing a hissy fit and not finishing Undertale?
Isaac Roberts
Although there isn't a single fact to back it up, some anons say that he and his girlfriend had a falling out sometime during production, and because of this, he just sort of gave up on some things. Evidence could be seen in there not being a robot wedding, the cheesiness of the true ending, and why you can't do anything to keep Asriel from being a flower after you leave. But mostly because there isn't a robot wedding.
Levi Watson
rip bread
Zachary Jones
friendship kicks ass go jump in a lake loser
Jaxson Price
its just a singleplayer game though. those avenues tend to get exhausted without mods