Are you guys going to buy Tranny Simulator 2016?

BTW

twitter.com/HFA/status/772563031716982786

KEK

the ride never ends

not very subtle

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I got a notification that I was following this thing, I don't recall giving it a follow on greenlight at all.

What expression is this supposed to be? Down syndrome?

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Where's the porn?

hopefully nowhere

How about posting something worth playing for a change?
store.steampowered.com/app/230270

One of my commissioners from /agdg/ once paid 2000 for a custom model that looked as bad if not worse than those, of course he didn't like it but it was too late when he had to pay, I just wonder who's the artist, it would be interesting to know how much he charged Wu for those.

N games are getting stale though, the same exact gameplay across all games

you're better off just playing the free flash games

2000 for a model as bad if not worse? Goddamn. Was it intentional on the modelers part to scam him or not?

this is legitimately terrifying

all the characters have John Wu's fucked up face and expression, ahahah.

shit. I can barely model too, how do I get in on that money?

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Wew, it really looks like they have several people undermining hillarys campaign from inside.

Wu apparently said he doesn't want anybody making porn of the characters.

Well that puts us in a difficult spot, doesn't it?

I still wonder how, one has to consider that a commissioned work may still generate some charges since time was invested on it, but 2000 is a bit too much considering assets in stores are usually less than 100 bucks a piece.

Just go to /agdg/ and see if you can find someone, but don't go for the big numbers off the bat, try to get small commissions to polish your skills.

No way that was real.

I think that's the only thing Wu and Holla Forums can agree on.

Yes it was, go to the thread and ask around.

Those were pretty much the first things that came to mind after seeing pic in op.
I think its purposeful nightmare fuel design get get people voice what they think.

so was making his characters look like complete ass an anti-pornography measure?

I saw the posts, but I choose not to believe it wasn't a ruse.

N++ is still a fucking excellent game regardless.

But fine, here's a bunch of games that came out in 2016 that deserve more attention than this or Attack of the Trumplings or Fallout 4 or any piece of shit game where threads are made so anons can have fake outrage at them.
store.steampowered.com/app/410320/
store.steampowered.com/app/423230/
store.steampowered.com/app/428550/
store.steampowered.com/app/450500/
store.steampowered.com/app/322190/
store.steampowered.com/app/265000/
store.steampowered.com/app/486720/ (bara and THE GAY COMMUNITY shit aside this is actually a really good RPG that sadly could have used more heterosexuality in the whole romance deal of it)

kill yourself

It wasnt a ruse, considering how generud that person has been since I work with him I assume the artist was a dick, yes, it was a very elaborate model, but it looked atrocious.

They're beginning to develop counter-measures

why would characters in a horror game look attractive, you're meant to be scared/disgusted

I have not played Rabi Ribi.

Artstyle aside this looks like a pretty neat game, will try out. Thanks user.

It obviously wu's self insert.

obligatory repost

Why does that girl's hair have an ass?

DO NOT MAKE PORN OF THIS GAME GOOFYGABBER

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Black lives matter

Is this in the EULA?

This just looks like a sonic OG donutsteel

The fuck is that?

That's exactly what it is

I'd be interested to see how Johnny's going to sue people for exercising the Fair Use doctrine

Wew

I really wanna make porn and have people send it to him but Im afraid if I spend to much time doing it, it may develop into a fetish

so many reasons to buy

I refuse to believe that this is real.

Either some faggot at Valve likes sucking masculine vagina, or Flynt had to pay the full fee after fucking up his greenlight.

now where did i see this before

These fucking designs, man.

Rich boy probably paid the full fee

I'm buying multiple copies for the whole family.

As bad as the designs are, the gameplay is worse. It's a bastardized version of the Battle Network games that's slower, clunkier, and utter shit.

Checked

twitch.tv/harmfulopinions

Ayyy

Where's the torrent?

Gotta love that complete lack of subtlety.

i'd do it but im too lazy to move to my desktop in the other room to use the tablet

nobody in his right mind would bother cracking this shit

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TRIGGER ENDGAME

it has steam DRM

b-but, I wanna stream it.

Someone should make really misogynistic SFM porn of the characters to trigger Flynt.

No you don't

It's been in dev for like 5 years, and I'm still not going to buy it.

It's even worse than I thought possible.

Most indie games just have the default steam DRM, which is nothing but an .dll file you can delete.

Damn you all for making me search this

send to wu when

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I don't have social media accounts

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AAAHAHAHAHA
Fucking magical

THERE ARE SO MANY OF YOU

Get the fuck out of here, John, I know it's you

Heh.

neither do i
wheres a faggot with one to send to him

fuck no, but i am gonna watch brote play it though

Actually I was watching a stream.

5$ FOR CUTSCENESE

He is not a tumblr SJW, he is just using the stupidity and decadence of current society to his advantage.

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can't someone buy the game , do a negative review , upload the game here and refund it? you don't have to play it.

SJWs are marxists

Did he seriously spoil his own game?

I'm pretty sure that's sarcasm. Scooby Wu got attacked by twitter's SJW crowd because he said capitalism was okay and wouldn't accept our Lord and Saviour Karl Marx into his heart.

Actually that may have been somebody else.

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>i.imgur.com/A4HRIks.jpg

Hahaha nice touch

I remember the day this was announced, on the tail of all those Sonic storytime threads. That was a good day.

Jesus Christ, these people really look out for their own

Oh no, spoilers! Now one of my playthroughs is ruined!

How does this get "most helpful review" status with 0% of people finding it helpful

Dunno what you're talking about, m8.

Talk about an understatement. This game actually upsets me when I look at it. A lot of games are ugly but you just disregard the ugliness and don't think about it much. This game is aggressively ugly and I just can't fucking deal with it.

Don't think is the visually dated that gets people. it's the fucking god awful art style and color palette used in this trash. I been playing some old NES games and they look more pleasing to the eye than this shit.

This. Looking at the characters, there's so much wrong there.

Holy shit, is that real?

with harmful opinions' stream we now just have to find the 3 other people that bought it

R34 wins again.

We doing this?

Redraw this image fags

This thread is magic lol

Love it.

So, all the DLC is included and must be bought to be unlocked, surely someone could bypass that?

I don't think so. I don't see any DLC notations in my Anniversary Edition, so that implies that it's both the base game and DLC together with no purchase necessary.

Why would anyone bother?

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How is the author looking these days?
As hideous as the character designs are, johnny was always a bit further down in the uncanny valley, and he can't be looking any better since he started his first pity I HAD TO LEAVE MY HOME TO ESCAPE THE HACKER KNOWN ONLY AS Holla Forums AKA THE GRAPEGOBBLERS charity.

Oh, nevermind… I thought this was the Titan Quest thread.

Oh, Wu.

Are they going to call Ice-T for a Holla Forumsermin extermination job?

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Is that Eddy Murphy?

Honestly, it would have been better if instead of the Attack Helicopter line they just listed the futurama pronouns. That way it'd have a chance at being mistaken for real.

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top heh

Steam caught removing bad reviews.

They did the same with FO4. Obviously they think it's just as important.

I still have the reviews. Don't know what your problem is.

FPAHP

Stop hating on games with female protagonists.

>>>/r9k/
>>>Holla Forums

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hahah that seems about right

When you see it…

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How the fuck did I instantly spot it, fuck

Wait a second… I know that bulge…

We all do user, we all do.

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twitter.com/BroTeamPill/status/773296066427052032

get fucking drinks ready

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I'm already drunk, though. What do?

Test the limits of your liver.

twitter.com/BroTeamPill/status/773296632679002112

Sober up in an hour and get drunk again or push yourself to the limits

HE'S GOING TO FUCKING DIE ;_;

Holla Forums im disappointed in you

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Female Protagonists Anti-Hate Pledge.

Not all of us will label our posts as such, but you female hating homos are not going to control Holla Forums anymore. We will be standing up everywhere to fight your mindless hate.

Hello? People have talked about how they love female protagonists on Holla Forums for the last 10 years. Back on 4chan, and now here on Holla Forums. It's not the female protagonists people hate, it's the low quality of game and who makes it that they're hating on.

No my hate comes from a very logical place

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Listen here newfriend, 8ch/v/ didn't exist 10 years ago. Counting halfchan is being disingenuous.

And since gamergate there has been more and more female protagonist hate. You want to pretend it is the quality of the game, but people hate on good games with female protagonists as well. It needs to stop. Female protagonists need protecting.

I know I'm a few hours late but here's an upgrade, friend

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Girls are nasty and I don't want to talk to them in real life, why would I want to play as one in a game?

I said I would only respond to you seriously once, and now I'm done. You mad, faggot?

For once I'd like to watch his stream live, but these ungodly hours really fuck me over.

Revolution 60 is a bad game with bad female protagonist that don't need no man :^)

Just the other day there was someone shitty on Samus for being female, and on Lara Croft, and anytime the FPAHP thread got posted it got deleted by a MRA hotpocket within minutes.

Female hate is strong on Holla Forums. Let go of your denial and help fight back.

So is this just a mass effect clone? What's the gameplay like?

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why do anons like you use accusations of bait to hide from real debate?

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alright I'll bite just for you Wu

because Holla Forums is one person

Considering I've been here since the exodus and don't know what the hell a FPAHP thread is care to explain?

The Metroid series hasn't being good since Super Metroid, and the last "good" more like bearable at best Tomb Rider game was Tomb Rider and the Angel of Darkness. And I don't know what FPAHP means.
It seems like people were hating the games instead of hating the female characters. I don't see anyone hating Dead or Alive or the female chars in KoF, so I'm willing to discard your argument.

post more semen demons you fag

you're a big guy

Just be around for when it gets reposted by the OP sometime, but don't blink or the hotpockets will have scrubbed it from the catalog.

FOR WUUUU

The anons I'm talking about specifically hated on those characters because they were female and "badass".

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anita plz

SEMPER FIDELIS TO ALL ARE ARMED FORCES!
Have the lore-book made so Wu could explain all the shit that wasn't actually explained anywhere in the game (Also known as: the plot) to celebrate:
app.box.com/s/k3g3m8yi4eeau024yv5z6b3tjvqc41zv

nobody outside here knows the joke

is your real name sage?

look i'm just saying
brianna wu is cute

and that's explaining what an FPAHP is how?

WHERE'S THE FUCKING STREAM

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duhhh what?

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it's true

Nigger I'm an anti-Feminist and I love me some badass girls in fiction. Samus Aran and A.B.A from GG for days.

The way Wu looks I can hardly call human, let alone attractive.

How? he looks like a foot with a face drawn on it.

MAH NIGGA

sorry lads but you're just stupid

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Doesn't hurt that she and Robo-Ky are the best designs in the series. It pisses me off though that despite only being in like three games and becoming a fan-favourite they seem to have forgotten about her in favour of more Ky Kiske wacky family adventures.

I hate females and i'm ok

I'll be real with you for a second, if she was a fan favorite she would have won both the American and Japanese arcade polls. There's a lot of good character designs in Guilty Gear and as much as I wanted Zappa to be in Xrd Signs or Revelator, he's probably not getting in soon.

Get out mr john's cuck

Aye at least Accent Core + R's PC port wasn't complete dogshit.

fuck you

there is 2 streaming on twich and one on steam right now

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Is this a new Scott Cawthon game?

i wouldnt even be aware of games like this without you closet sjws making threads about this kind of crap

nice meme stop being insecurity and let your heart flow

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I want to impregnate weed loli.

My heart is flowing. And it's telling me to stop faggots like you who would so proudly present tribute to monsters like Wu.
Don't make me shoot you and throw you out of the plane.

plane??

i am not in a plane

Holla Forums is one big plane

no….?? it is a website

Aye
Nay

maybe next time

Don't worry. When it all eventually crashes and burns they'll expect one of us in the wreckage

I'm tracking your ID right now kiddo

Holy fucking shit it's Knuckles my sides are gone

whoever shot you should've put you into a coma.

… what the fuck

Which really sucks because Robo-Ky, Baiken, and A.B.A, were all characters I mained.
But hey at least Robo-Ky was in the story and did some badass shit. As well as this it's acknowledged that he is more than just an incompetent piece of shit and even survives the events of Revelator.
One thing that bothered me though is I felt he actually got TOO much character development in R, to the point that he didn't really strike me as Robo-Ky. I mean fuck c'mon he went from the most egotistical character in the entire series to saying shit like "Don't insult others dreams".
Also his voice wasn't squeeky enough.

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shut upo

Why would I pay $15 for a flash game?

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quintessentially reddit

Hi Reddit

top wu

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why is this thing still alive?

is it sucking the other's dick?

I didn't even read it til you mentioned it, now I can't help but chuckle. What kind of idiot would do that?

WHAT

Crystal treatment?

Holy fuck, those manhands.

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we hit our peak guys

wow. so many of you are playing

Definitely not me, I only play From Soft games.

How much of those 10 do you think have returned it?

what is a waifu
i do not undersand you

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crystal hand growth

BROTE STREAM S O O N

link stalker

is there anything funny about him except that he's fat

Just google BroTeam twitch. Their twitch channel is literally BroTeam.

no but he will stream tranny so

are you trying to jew me?

wow this really is nu/v/
sage and move on. stop bumping obvious bait and responding to shills

NO FUN ALLOWED

go back to your gg thread sperglord

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wat

its wu

wut

RA RA RASPUTIN

yes

I get it guys
Hands are hard to draw :^)

The stream is starting any moment now.
twitch.tv/broteam

I should have made popcorn before this started.

bless this man

Well there goes my plans

wait what, i'm not up to date on how fucking twitch works

I'm not going to let myself get jewed

Here's Harmful Opinions playing the game and reading some of my donation quotes.

No ads, btw.

Yeah. You need to subscribe to him to watch him.

i'll just wait for the youtube highlight reel i guess

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I wish I had all of the resume still…

It's 720p locked
1280x720

what?
I am not subbed and I can watch the stream fine

You can throw money at the Nova Scotian so he can buy more pizzas and alcohol.

No you don't need to subscribe.
Only for chat sometimes when they put it in sub-only mode.

You don't need to sub to watch. Are you retarded?

Why do faggots have to shit on you with noise.

Fuck this cunt.

Faggots love their eceleb autism memes

everyones subscribing at once, yells dont go out that often tbh

Just shitpost here instead

It hasn't even started yet, fuck me.

The worst part of all this waiting is that I could have made popcorn if I'd known this was going to take so long.

GOT IT

Have fun!

lolcow.wiki/wiki/John_Flynt's_Resume

He's turning off the sub yells.

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good

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Why? Why these shitty ear rape macros every time someone subs?

To stop people from doing it

to please the fat man

sub yells are off now

I can barely afford to feed myself. I'm not going to feed Brote too.

Someone with a twitchgoy account tell him to mute the text to speech as well.

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he's not going to survive this

I keep typing >her and >she in the chat but it's sub only mode so I can't say it. I'm done watching anyway. It's at a level of bad where it's not funny, it's just bad. No effort was put into this game.

Evidently not, christ this is cancer

Y O U R C H O I C E S M A T T E R

Read the Special Edition DLC's page. It lets you just pick your ending. Your choices matter until you pay us $5, then youcan do whatever you want, goy.

I thought bioware had like a patent on the whole moral choice ring thing?

Where's the download?

how is this gameplay?

SHOOT SNIPER

SHOOT SNIPER, SHITLORD

It feels like just looking at it makes you less of a well-adjusted human being. I can't be seen with it.

too prog to sue

This is entirely ironic right.

Nobody could seriously think this was a well made game.

People are being elaborately rused right.

10 people are being elaborately rused

Oops, messed up the QTE!

shit he's right

Lying fuck

his twitter is a fucking

GOLD

MINE
I
N
E

twitter.com/kenpenders/status/459558921359720448

He's so goddamned delusional.
Why the fuck do you let someone like this on board of any project?

I'm talking about the people who actually made this game. They're just pretending right?

yeah this might be further proof wu and those like him are just children

If you want to make it right, you have to make really bad Oekaki porn and submit it to e621.

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somebody better be fucking recording this. I can watch but not listen at work

It's probably on the replays

That's true. Everything about this game is low-effort, down to the choice in colour palette. It's just so ugly.

They're archived.
There will also be a lowlight reel on his youtube probably.

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US AEROSPACE FORCE

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He's almost drank the whole skull.

I think he drank part of the skull playing Farnham Fables Ep. 2 before PAX.

SCAN HEAD

Harambe harambe, I'm glad that he died, let's open this box and see what's inside!

Is it Hillary Clinton's medical records?

No, because that would be bigger than the box.

for you

I'm not sure how to respond in this context.

dragon dildos.

So I guess it's not a list of all the people she's had assassinated either.

A USB with several gigabytes of dolphin porn.

Get out, Josh

Gross.

just tell us fag

I lost count after 357.

Fine, I was at a garage sale and I found this, the only thing edgier than this fucking game.

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I have a mouse shaped like a sports car.

But that actually sounds neat (albeit clunky as fuck).

Are all of broteam's stream just a mess of unrelated noise drowning out the game constantly? This sucks.

Did the hair get edited to make it look less like balls?

It's because of the donator comments. I agree it is pretty awful, that and the shrill faggot screaming.

It's meant for use with a laptop. I wanted the wired one that's blue, but they were out. I think the headlights light up too.

couldn't do it, i'll just wait for the youtube reel, the game is pathetically dull and brote is already too drunk to function

I have one of these in my dresser

That's actually pretty good. But yeah, this fucking "Pistol Mouse" when I saw it, I imagined it would be like "MOTION CONTROLS" for the Wii, you use a gyroscope to move the mouse around an dshit… And thn it was NOTHING like that.

You have to hold it like an actual gun and slide it around on your desk… It's impossible to do anything with precision like this.

after "its not gonna suck itself" all buzz lightyear merchandise just comes off as strange and perverse

That's way cooler than my car mouse.

Only thing is my car mouse smells really weird. I can't describe it, it just smells off.

I don't even want to imagine it.

There isn't usually 2000 people in the stream.
Usually more like 500.
The PAX break also means lots of people have been waiting to throw away their money.

It's definitely a plastic-y smell, but it's somehow off. Like maybe it's cheap plastic.

Burned/melted plastic, maybe?

that's cum.

it's semen

No, it's definitely not a burnt plastic smell. Maybe it's the paint. I honestly bought it as a joke.

Trust me, I know what cum smells like. Having sniffed it a few more times, it does kind of remind me of paint.

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And I'm proud of it.

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video games

it's the same face

We should probably get back on topic.

no fucking way. this game sucks dude

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Well we don't need to keep talking about cum.

are you new?

I just don't want to keep talking about cum right now. If I wanted to talk about cum I'd go hang out with my gay roommate.

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nope. all you need is 5 minutes in game and it's there forever

And then, as if in some kind of effort to shame someone, a publisher can also have your review locked in place and unable to removed unless a mod does it. Remember the Warhammer Inquisition review? "An accurate portrayal of the European immigration crisis" or some such, so the company had their review locked so it can't be deleted unless by Steam mods.

It's kind of buggy, though. I couldn't review a puzzle game I own until half an hour in.
I gave it a negative review because they made poor design choices but kept playing it and changed my mind and made it positive, while still bringing up my issues with it.

it was vermin tide i think

Oh right, Vermintide, thank you.

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LAUNCH LINUX

the stream is still going? is brote still alive?

Holy fuck even Ian Miles Cheong is watching the stream. Fantastic.

He's smashed. He keeps getting quiet probably because he moves away from the mic, and he's rambling and slurring.

i decided to boot the stream up, watching him try to play this at this level of fucking smashed is painful, but going on a ran about fucking Dan aykroyd is pretty funny

He's still going, but he's really fucked up. It's to the point where he mistakes the guy he's talking to on skype with the enemy's sounds.

Holy shit, that's hilarious.

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jesus christ he's fucking donezo

He hit levels not seen since that Batman stream when he was talking in French.

I think he somehow got even more shitfaced than that.

Let's hope it's not the game that kills him.

he went to bed of his own volition, he'll survive but he'll feel it in the morning

source : i drink a lot

been there too. sometimes a whole 750ml bottle or half a liter. I question if he blacked out or not and how much of that stream he's going to remember.

he probably has it all recorded, which will be even funnier if he did black out

i'd bank that theres going to be spotty/blank bits of memory for him though considering just how mangled the poor guy was

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I'M GONNA GO WILD ON THAT ASS BROTHER!

Honestly surprised he hasn't made false, positive reviews yet.

fuck me, you couldn't see that as a joke

you really need to get spend more time away from Holla Forums