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Swiss Mystery: Someone Keeps Flushing €500 Bank Notes Down The Toilet
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Robert Smith
Probably some Swissbergtarian who realizes his retirement isn't worth wiping his own ass so he's abandoning the fiat system completely.
Ayden Morris
Might be a (((banker))) doing this. A 500 euro banknote has a bigger difference between the number on it and the actual cost of the paper and ink to produce it, compared to a 5 euro one. The 499 euros difference automatically gets added to the national debt in our current system, so it might be a way to artificially increase debt, among many other ways.
Brandon Gonzalez
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Michael James
Maybe those were marked somehow.
Nathan Wright
Perhaps this was how someone was siphoning monies out of the bank. Bypass some type of security measure and catch them further down the pipeline or something.
Christopher Torres
This.
Ian Scott
This.
Benjamin Howard
this
or this
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James James
Flushing it sounds extremely inefficient though, burning it or at least shredding the bills before flushing them would be way more failproof
Leo Roberts
Defiantly a jew wiping his ass with the money.
Kevin Bailey
Maybe someone is trying to destroy the economy? Flushing is not a good method to destroy the economy unless everyone flush them at same time.
Jayden Lopez
Sounds like the money is being stolen and then flushed in the hopes of later retrieval.
A harebrained scheme indeed.
Xavier Morris
perhaps a keysian is attempting to stimulate the economy
Brayden Morris
Probably some rich senile old git.
Ryan Nguyen
He would buy gold with them
Aaron Bennett
Desperate execs trying to get rid of the drug money they couldn't launder?
UBS is a major actor in it. swissinfo.ch
It's a bit embarrassing that you have millions of € in 500 bills and can't get it put to good use.
Julian Myers
Pretty fucking obvious and a non-story.
A worker in the secure area is flushing the notes to pass them to an accomplice waiting in the sewer.
/thread.
Isaac Ross
Just to add, the worker is 2nd or 3rd world (Polish/Indian etc) because they were too retarded to think of wrapping the bills prior to flushing.
Their retardation is the source of the mystery, we have a natural inclination to assume that everyone understands things they way we do, but that simply isn't so for someone with low IQ.
Samuel Edwards
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Parker Myers
What will they do with the damaged notes?
Xavier Martinez
I don't know about the swiss but in burgerland confiscated money usually ends up going straight into the police coffers for equipment, etc.
Angel Johnson
(((EUROPE))) YES!
Isaac Wood
This tbh.
Caleb Taylor
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Matthew Evans
Lost to history, I'm afraid. But here's another shitpost for ya
Daniel Williams
I'm going with an imbecile Arab 'Prince' who has more money than he knows what to do with.
Jacob Lopez
Probably performance art funded by the state.
Ethan Martinez
the comic strip is named "space moose"
I dunno the ending of that one, sorry
Logan Miller
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Christopher Allen
sounds like dirty money and maybe someone will get a warrant for his safety deposit box
or some pissed off wife flushing her ex husbands saving down the shitter