Pokemon thread: Ultra Beast edition

If they want to go full retard, Aether Foundation would BE the Ultra Beasts. Or at least, like, they're a part of them. Lillie looks to be connected to the Foundation, at least outfit wise.

Null is the new Shadow the Hedgehog

Are you ready for more genetic monstrosities?

No, Null is a fucking chimera, playing into the alchemy theme of this generation

Calling it: artificial normal type eveelution.

that's what I'm thinking with that old guy. Usually old guys posed like that in a pokemon game are bad guys or high-level gym leaders. And since we don't have gyms in this gen…

Fucking what

What if Team Skull and the Aether Foundation are more like Team Magma and Team Aqua where the villain depends on which version you play.

Also if the Aether Foudation is the true villians, what if team skull turns out to be the good guys later on? What if we can get a team skull uniform?

Moon version is going to be my jam.

That's not what the video implied at all, user/

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calling it now

speaking of which, more fuel for the poke-war shit, they're making actual war machines out of pokemon parts now

Also Team Skull's "enforcer" seems like an okay guy.

So what specific mons is it frankensteind from?

But why? What an utterly pointless mechanic.

So when you play Moon during the day it's night and when you play it at night it's day?

Also I'm guessing Team Skull are small fry and once they're done with the Aether Foundation will get more shady and slowly become the true villains. The Aether Foundation seem too nice to not be the villains.

Wicke and Lusamine feed into my hair fetish

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different pokemon to catch and aesthetics, the point is to bolster the differences and dichotomy between the two

They showed a scene of an encounter switching Gumshoos with Raticate if it were at night, so I assume it's to make that "Pokemon are different per game thing" except this time you'll be able to catch all pokemon since time cycles still exist, you just have to change the clock or stay up late.

I found this on Serebii, did they accidentally show the Cutiefly evolution?

It's never an accident.

You and I are niggas now.

So who wants to bet that Lillie is secretly UB-01 in disguise?

As long as I'm speculating: if that's how it plays out, it'll be revealed to us at the midpoint of the game after doing something to make Lillie trust us with her life. She's in disguise to learn about her origins/find others like her/hide from the main baddies who want to exploit her, and the climax of the main story will be breaking her out if she gets found out or helping her conclude her investigations and getting her out of Dodge. She'll come back in the post game having resolved her plotline herself offscreen and tease a Latias-towards-Ash style crush on us for helping her, then just hang out at the lab looking pretty afterwards.

I don't know what to think about this one

looks better than ORAS

smh

It's a nightmare.

Between the guy shaking his left arm and being blonde, when I read his lines I do it in Azel's voice from God Hand.
Also nip trailer here.

My dick is ready.

That's not a good reason. What if you do most of your playing during nighttime?

Do you really believe that? Come on now.

That's pretty much what normal means user

it was a joke but oh well

The head is just a helmet user
Underneath are horrors you can't possibly imagine

The trailer itself said different shit shows up based on the day/night cycle, so you never know.

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You didn't know about Lillie? She's been revealed to us since midsummer.

ok
looks like it isn't a in-depth game but still pretty interesting
he looks to be the rival and he has Type Null
new fire mon with a weird nose, possibly a defensive/special mon themed around shooting shit, maybe a new Pulse mon like Blastoise-mega or Clawitzer
I hate this thing, and I hope its evolution involves the heart breaking and getting mopey and then turning into a bitter reject
you can see it pop up through a dimensional portal thing, much better introduction compared to US

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WICKE IS THICC

Nope, no idea. I've not been keeping up with the latest news.

But my dick is still ready.

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think about killing yourself

I actually totally forgot about her. I think all of the new crazy shit made me forget about everything else.

That fugly turtle abomination was revealed like a month ago user
And the babby dragon looks like a gen 5 style design, so it's evolutions mite b cool

looking forward to when they turn out to be the big bads.

epic troll, anonymous! upvoted! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Lillie is going to be a UB, but not the one we see in this trailer. That's going to be her mom who is looking for her, and inadvertently causes a bunch of chaos.

If i remember correctly, doesn't Hoopa come from another dimension or something?

I mean at the very least, Faba is all but guaranteed to be not-so-secretly evil.

No, it just has rings that let it pull objects/people/things from wherever.

I want to enjoy pokemon again but i find it all so tedious

No hoopa can just warp space through its rings
It was sealed in a bottle in a classic "evil in a bottle" fashion

so UB-01 is gonna be catchable right?

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Why, user? you eager to pet_ it?

>And it also looks fucking retarded
I knew it
I had my suspicions after seening Zygarde's shit and the main legendaries, and all the stupid pokemon designs with weird facial features or cartoonishly overdone design themes meant to make them "memorable" just made it more clear, but now we have incontrovertible poof
DIGIMON, DIGITAL MONSTERS

Also the ultra beast stuff will be related to the startes and rockruff somehow, I can feel it

user, Pokemon has been doing digimon since Gen I

Pokemon are slowly turning into stands.

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I fucking love these genwunners, they don't even play the games in years, they just idly absorb as little as possible to pass as "fans" while idolizing the few old Pokemon games they like out of nostalgia.

Every gen liking idort master race

Z is getting there, but if you're talking gen 1, why Porygon? Gyarados and Exeguttor are probably the only ones I'd call 'overdesigned' in any case and that's still a stretch

For some reason the Dino—Dragon reminds me of DIO

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Pet it with my dick.

Pokemon design wise, yes I like every gen and recognize that each gen has good and bad designs.

Game wise? Fuck gen 6

BRAVO GAMEFREAK
Pokemon needs a fresh reboot with a new Gen 1.

FINALLY YOU CUNTS GET IT

Porygon is a literal digital monster, you airhead

Let me guess: muh battle frontier, right?

It's likely rarely gonna be avaliable, and you won't get anything from it but UPVOTES and LIKES

Its just the baby form of ZA WARUDO OVA HEYVUN.

How do I filter the shitposting faggot?

What're you talking about, there's no worldly chance it could resemble DIO at all.

Click the x in the top right

Remember when they wanted transgender character in Nintendo game, so they decided that Linkle was trans and nintendo is listening to them? Without any fucking reason for Linkle to be trans.
These people are delusional. It feels like laughing at mental asylum patients right now.

More like one game with more regions and all bullshit pokemon that were made just to raise numbers of pokemon in generation cut.
And save slots that allow you to transfer pokemon between them.
And story that cannot be sumed up in paragraph.

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That's not really what digimon's about
The monsters themselves are digital, but their designs aren't generally based on computer stuff
They also generally aren't simple or clean

Why? DIO dragon is sort of cute but both abilities suck. Battle armor is garbage.

Now THERE's a good idea.

Codenames are thematic user, they have reasons not to have real names.

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The anime was a mistake.

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Gladion holds his left hand a lot. I speculate that he's gonna be chuuni as fuck. He's even got a deviant art OC for his pokemon.

Dysfunctional family?

manga>anime

I'm playing Pokemon White for the first time, how do I level faster? Maybe its because I haven't played pokemon in a few years, but it feels like leveling my dudes is taking way longer then usual, just been going back and forth killing roggenrolas for hours now

what the fuck drawfags step it up

No post game content was one of many of the reasons why the games were trash; not bringing over the improvements the series badly needed introduced in gen 5, Kalos being extremely streamlined, Hoenn not including emerald ares, trainers having less pokemon than normal, overall casualization of an already casual series and a fuck load more reason attributed to my hatred of gen 6.

The only good things to come from Gen 6 were some new pokemon, super training, PokéNav Plus and debatably mega evolutions

Run next to the grass and you will some patches shaking. Those will have audinos, who are basicly living rare candy. Bear in mind that audino give a lot of HP EVs

Moo-ooooo has Bulletproof and Soundproof, and Bulletproof at least is pretty useful since it makes you immune to Shadow Ball and Sludge Bomb.

Just catch super-effective pokemon and use TMs to cheese the gym leaders at low levels.

Said no-one ever. I'm saying that now there's a bunch of secondary kiddies running around.

You aren't even looking are you?

Not sure about first one but they are really hinting it with blonde hair that for some reason form plates.

i don't go on tumbrl, i was searching on the boorus.

Yes, it is Run Away or Illuminate tiers of bad. I suppose it is too situational.

You need to look everywhere when you want the freshest porn. It's like looking for produce; got to shop everywhere.
To be fair, I have been looking for porn since the start of this thread, so it's not like I just found it right now

Fits the green eyes/blonde hair pattern.

Gen 5 made it so that experience gains scale with level difference. Just move on dude, it's Pokemon, you'll hardly get tripped up even if you were legitimately under-leveled.

I'll be the first to say this they're doing a lot of interesting things with this game, and it's really nice to see. A lot of the designs are still garbage but I'll look away from that
Problem is that doesn't mean all that much to me when the gameplay is still the same simplistic crap.

The only way I'd get through the game is to sight see the things that were added in the story, but it certainly isn't the gameplay anymore.
In fact I think it'll be even worse with those Z moves. They're just big "FUCK YOU" anime finishers that further take out any semblance of strategy.

Yeah it fits but this might be accident and you are not getting such dysfunctional hair outside of family.

Z moves are a shitty gimmick that I hope are phased out by the next game.
They're just another way for nintendo to move their shitty plastic toys.

You can also grow your own.

Maybe the reason she dislikes pokemon is because her family is fucking nuts. Calling it, her dad is the equivalent of the regional champion.

also calling it, Misingno is now an otherworld beast

Holy shit, I suck at this.

Audino were made for the grinding issue, they appear most of the time in shaking grass. Grinding in BW/2 with anything other than Audino is unbearably painful and time consuming due to the exp system in gen 5.

If he was grinding with Roggenrola, then user is probably still early in the game. Not much to get aside from Work Up and Rock Smash, I believe.

They're definitely related.

Hmmmmmmm

Included all of it.
Besides them being blonde because it was so obvious I forgot to do that.

This.
Mega evolution was such gimmick and I hated it for various reasons not they are doing it again.

Back at Gen3 they decided to not make your teams larger because current gameplay worked. Why the hell this mentality haven't stayed here?

I hope not. The Pokemon fan-game I was working on was hoping to do a female Evil Team Leader first. And while it won't last as long as Sun & Moon probably will, she was gonna pretend to be a good guy as well.

Remember the leak that said there was a cat Pokemon you could breed- and it inherited it's parents types or something?
Could Type: Null go through that? (either changing colors based on it's typing, or even shape as the limbs change to resemble a popular Pokemon of that type), or is he just edge-man's sig?

I mean, why not just have more stuff/optional events open at night in Moon and vice versa?
Not like night-time is super late in Pokemon games (6PM onwards?) So kids can still do it.

I wonder if Lusamine is her "mother". Either actually, or Lillie being some sort of genetic experiment. If the Aether Foundation can create an artificial island, and there's shit like Type: Null running around, its not too far fetched.

It's new.
Problem is, we're so used to "the formula" this feels all wrong and odd.
Still gonna wait for reviews.
Gimme a decent RPG and almost-fair meta-game and I'll be happy. Though I guess we'll only get "pick one, then halve it."

Especially baffling is that they thought they needed a gimmick like Z-moves when they already introduced so many

i didn't ask for this feels

Gotta get as many gimmicks in there as possible.

I actually like Z-moves because they're a new held item with new strategies around them. They're definitely better than mega-evolutions just taking good pokemon and making them broken.

The best part is I like all of gimmicks you posted are actually good ones because they don't interfere with battles.

Alola forms are just new poke. Snap is fucking awesome. Rest is fine.

But just like Mega made it so you need to get one Mega evolution in your team, now you will also need a lot of poke with Z-moves.
Well at least it is not restricted to one poke in team so at least it will buff some weaker pokemons.
Please tell me Z-moves are not one per battle.

If this theory about UB-01 is true. Sun and Moon will be first a pokemon game where you will be able to get best girl.

the one where they meet is really sweet.

i wish i had friends ;_;

It'd be cool to have to use my whole team to whittle down a boss rather than just landing two hits on a legendary and then using the rest of the team as glorified meat-shields while I rapid-fire pokeballs to try and capture it.

Oh, man.

I just want the hard mode from Black to return, X/Y were gorgeous routes and towns in a piss easy game.

>But it can be captured

imagine the horror

yes they are

They might not be captureable
but what if we can make them?

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Do you think she's a cougar?

Because she stands behind her for a few seconds? Oh wow the Assistant is standing behind the president, homosex confirmed

So now it is again Mega evolutions.
Thanks Nintendo.

I expected a training montage after his defeat, but I suppose nintendo already did that once with that shitty smash bros commercial.

Also, these arm poses. Anyone else hoping there is a Ultraman throwback pose? It just feels like something they would do (assuming they can get away with it)

If only Gamefreak had the sense to make it like an actual RPG huh?

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Too bad pokemon has been so strict on making the games easy as of late.
Maybe they could add something like this as an extra boss, like Red was in GS.
I can't ever see them making it last more than 10 mins or locking features behind it though.

There was a little bit of that, just interspersed with doing other stuff both in-game and irl, as well as learning that it's just a game and they shouldn't let it get between them.

It was a comfy message, I felt emotions from it.

I forsee many doujins with the "bbw" and "mamacon" tags.

Unlikely. In Sun and Moon, when you catch a Pokemon, it shows how many evolutions there are in the form of white Pokeball images. When Eevee was caught during a demonstrations, only 8 Pokeballs were shown.

Yeah, that would be weird.

I remember the Johto games let you temporarily wear to Team Rocket uniform to sneak into a base.

So if you mostly play at night, then the feel would basically be ruined?

…………….. what?

play moon during the day, game is night,

Play Sun during day, its day in game

Play sun during night it's night

Basically, night and day are switched.
Prolly runs on your DS' internal clock.

Basically Moon's 12 hours apart from your system clock, meaning that night and day are switched.

Gen 5 came out 6 years ago, dude.

Thanks Captain Obvious

It is not really restrictive when you are first choosing what you want and later which pokemon would fit this position.
I don't know maybe I am hating on Megas for no reason but I really don't like them.

Woah, this was fast.

Man you sound like a genwunner

take it back.

Noice.

Drone go home.

Pokémons gets high quality porn like a second after they're announced while pokémon characters get shit like this.
Fucking furfags.

Best place to ask, i'm archiving everything for Obongo's latest boner and i'm having trouble deciding which 3ds hack is the best one out there. Can anyone give me the best hack that lets you catch them all without nintendo kikery?

Fuck ye-
Dropped.

This is what bugs me.
They have an audience of man-children who hate change, and the latest generation of kids who hate challenge and not feeling like #1 all the time.

Why would they make a decent RPG now?

Gee, maybe people wouldn't be so divided on Megas if they would ADD MORE OF THEM TO SHITTY POKEMON.
They seem to have tried to help with the Alola forms, but those aren't going to be able to hold a candle to that sweet +100 BST transformation. Oh well, who gives a shit about half of the roster anyway.

I don't even know what genwunner is.
If you are talking about hating each new gen I am one of few people who liked 6th gen.
I just don't like adding OP finishers and making team around one poke.

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Having more options for held items is a good thing, but Megas are inherently restrictive and usually way better than any other item so they lock you out of more interesting strategies.

Not to mention that they don't interact with anything that normally affects items.

Well good thing neither of these things has happened

Name one other time in VGC where Lanturn was viable than in 2014 where Soak Lanturn and Mega Manectric paired well.

He's such a pleb

Assuming what you're saying is true, I thought tumblr would be mad because they're not ugly characters and one of them even has slightly larger breasts.

But this is probably worse.

Well, to be fair it hasn't been 24 hours yet.

Classic work, user.

Think of how every time a hambeast posts a "looking up so my 'pack of hotdogs' chins dont show" image online numales to go "you're beautiful!" they long for characters they can say are 'literaly me omg' to equate to their own sense of self worth.

When blizzard announced overwatch there were morbidly obese blobs screaming how zahrya was "literally me" just because she has pink hair when shes a russian musclegirl amazon and they were 4 foot 9 hoggers.

Pic related to my only guess who they are in disguise…

Of course I don't have a rebuttal, you made a non argument

pls respond. I don't think I can search for it again. The autism is too much for me. I just want a fucking pokemon game that feels like a pokemon game again.

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Keep this shit on >>>/pokemon/

Keep these posts on >>>Holla Forums

VGC14 was a crazy fluke due to a restricted format. Mega-evolution created Megamom and the Primal squad.

kys

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Oh sweet cherryboi, you have such sights to see.

The fuck are you on about user, to this day you'll find Tumblrinas saying Zarya is their "representation" and completely ignoring the fact that she's described as a racist and nationalist in her profile.

But they are racist and nationalist, just against white people and western countries. It's a fitting representation.

Well as said Russians would say: proofs?

Why am I actually interested in a Pokemon game?

And? Even in 2016 Megas and Primals led to interesting strategies and some niche Pokemon getting use

So it's NAME is "Type: Null" and its just a shitty normal type?

The thing's meant to be an amalgam of different abilities and shit, so if it's legendary, it's little surprise that it'd have some sort of tie to other legendarys.

is it just me or do those green things at the end of the collar look like pieces of zygarde?

it's a chimera

The Nipponese version has her use わたくし

It being a normal type, having the Acreus ring and being called type null makes me think it might be able to change types like Arceus.

SOMETHING ELSE CAN FINALLY USE THOSE FUCKING PLATES

Jio has a level 38 one in the Nipponese trailer. I doubt it's a legendary (it is genderless, so it can't be that rumored Pokemon that inherits the father's type).

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it doesn't have Multitype as an ability, user, and other Pokemon already can use the plates, but they only boost moves of the same type by 10%

Oh the Nipponese name is indeed "Ultra Beast". Interesting given the hyper ball/ultra ball thing but not a big deal.

Yeah, but what if it has a move like Judgement that's based on what plate it's carrying?

That's probably going to be the regional dog that they keep teasing has SUPER BIG SECRETS

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3340519

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3340520

somethin fresh

oneshota + loli doujins when

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Maybe. Considering it knows Tri Attack, which has the effects of a Fire, Electric, and Ice move, and has the faux Arceus ring there is no way they're not going to do something with it.

unless they pull another Carbink

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hey now you think of it I want to see those Fem Trainer pairings of baddies with the new guy

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too bad thats just wishful thinking/speculation

also, from UB-01's page on serebii

UB-01=that girl confirmed

oh and,

Finally you will be able to get best girl if this thing will be capture able. I like it.

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At least Carbink is still cute, right?

oh and, I almost forgot

if not for those you could just bring in 6 pokemon with those abilities and beat it like that

cute, yes, but never had the link to Diancie realized in-game

Could be HA. Or it evolves/changes form. It's bound less and less, becomes bipedal, gets wings, maybe the mask even comes off.

NIp trailer with better music

people have already linked this

Obviously, UBs are created by Aether Foundation. So is Null.

I mean, the theme for Sun Moon is alchemy, and also natural vs artificial. They have an artificial island surrounded by natural paradises.

The hat & wig jellyfish comes out of a portal from another world, it's not a man-made creation

Reminder that Wicke is Thicke

Competitive Pokemon is so stupid

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Keep in mind there might be more Ultra Beasts to fight.

My question is there going to be a space sorcerer/warlord that invades the Pokemon world? Maybe UB-01 is running away from something that's what it is escaping from.

I need more.

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I'm not even hyped or even looking forward to the game anymore, they already showed 90% of the game's new content, after finding no new pokemon on XY other than what they announced I ain't buying this shit.
The mad men manage to "salt party" their own game and call it marketing.

UHHHH
THICKER

Another trailer already did the training montage for Sun/Moon, the battle royale one.

Aren't those smogon rules anyway, or does this happen in VGC too?

Dude c'mon now.

pirate it then

It's not really a Salt Party if they're showing off content. Now if they managed to tell us that UB-01 is your son, and you have to either nuke the islands or become a pokemon, this is the ending of Pokemon Sun and Moon, then I'd be impressed if people were still going to buy it.

It's a pokemon game, the story's not as big a deal as the pokemon

and the girls thigh gap quote.

the only thing i care about in pokemon is the pokegirls

They know the audience.

This dude gets it

It makes sense, they got a lot of us when we were young and they do just enough to keep us. Add in the modern age where quality art is instantly created and uploaded you have a recipe for success.

TELL ME ABOUT TYPE: NULL

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

THEY KNOW

Sweet JESUS

They literally didn't read a single thing about linkle being her own character and not a female link.

Now awaiting for a CIA inspired Pokemon and it will be complete

Wait wait, he's called Type: Null?
For a second I thought Null was a new type of pokemon.

Water type tail
Skamory front legs
Dog Hind legs
Arceus neck

Lusamine may finally beat Cynthia for best pokegirl

I hope if Jangmo-o turns out to be a dragon/fighting type.

Nah, Cynthia can't be beat. She's an old hag with massive tits who likes young boys. Top tier. Flawless.

Its the legs. long, long legs in tights/pantyhose are something you would never appreciate as a red/blue playing babby back in the day.

Not with that god awful hair

I already have cfw, don't worry, I will.

this >>10625747
I don't give a shit about knowing how the bad guys will fail this time around, I care about the sense of wonder of finding new creatures and evolutions and being surprised by and figuring new mechanics.

they showed like ten new pokémons dude, what are you talking about?

He's talking about in total.

Are Mega Evolutions not going to exist in Sun and Moon and that's why they aren't showing any new ones or is it still in but there aren't new ones in the game? I expected at least one shown a few months ago but it's weird that they're pretending they don't exist at this point but I could be missing something.

Wicke is pretty cute.

Its a Chimera, hope there's more to it than they let on though, because its ability seems pretty blaise, interesting concept nonetheless, though will likely be completly fucked by GF because they don't know what the hell they're doing

If you don't love her, that's fine because Wicke loves you.

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Don't slander her.

She wants giant cocks to gape her anus as she stand on your boydick in heels and laughs like a cruel ojousama.

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Stop that.

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motherfucking studio trigger looking slut right there

1. THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME-LOOKING
2. THE IDEA OF “ULTRA BEASTS” IS TOTALLY RETARDED.

It doesn’t end in -eon, so no.

So they've all but confirmed Mega evos were a gimmick that they're promptly throwing to the side already, correct?

I still don't really get what an "Ultra Best" is supposed to be

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THICC women need THICC dicks, user.

wait so pokemon moon only takes place at night?

This is looking like some proper weebtrash huh

Yes, user.

I thought it turned to day when you played at night.

as some other user explained:

The time in Moon is just set 12 hours ahead of whatever your 3DS is.

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No, Moon's time is 12 apart from real life time.

Kill yourself, user.

thats what it fucking feels like
for an even WORSE gimmick no less
why have potentially interesting form/type/ability changes when you can just have a one use hyper beam with no consequences?

wew

There's no point to legendaries you can't obtain somehow.

That's impossible
The only thing worse than megas is fusion
Which is going to be in the next game

It's a gimmick for the sake of a gimmick.
Besides, Mega never moved any toys, while this Z-move shit has you buy a sold-separately little plastic toy ring to use it.

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She might actually beat Ghetsis in the Best Parent in Pokemon contest.

I s2g if she is revealed to go full Gendo

Funny since her name is a latter short for "Wicked"

Damn it i fucked up

The point is that it wouldn't be a legendary, it'd be a boss.
You're effectively saying that gym leaders/elite 4 are shit because you can't catch their pokemon in-battle.

Wait what? You have to buy one to use it in the game?

user, I'm afraid I have bad news for you.

I can still go find a Beldum or a Dratini or whatever, dipshit. They're already including boss pokemon, so I don't see why you need to include boss pokemon that you can never have.

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY

For the sake of a fun boss fight.

Consider suicide.

Fuck off, retard, you're missing the whole point of pokemon.

They could have it so that you have to defeat it, then rematch it and perform specific things to allow catching it (like having a specific pokemon in your party, using a specific move on it, making the legendary hold a specific item and have a specific ability), then once catching it is allowed have balls have 100% catch rate when the health is at low, otherwise 0%.

This, don't forget.

THEY MIGHT NOT EVEN BE CLASSIFIED AS A POKEMON

I remember a similar suggestion some time ago, except once you beat it you have the choice to throw a pokeball and capture it.

Not sure, but that's what I gathered from the announcement. I could be wrong.
I dunno what that toy would be for otherwise; they had specified it can be used with the game somehow.

Jesus christ, I hope not.

What the fuck is this over-designed bullshit with a description ripped out of something you'd see in deviantArt?

Is it a joke image? Did someone edit this?

I'm not saying megas were amazing, but they have the potential to be if they'd stop focusing on giving them to pseudo-legends and more on propping up little guys that don't get anything.
giving up an item slot for a panic button nuke just feels cheap and its not like it'll fix the meta-game besides being a stall counter

You're missing the point of videogames.
Who the fuck cares if you can't catch a "legendary".
You're just gonna stow it away in the PC and use other shit anyway.

you're a fucking retard. they announced the toy was just an accessory that will interact with the games. it wasn't required to use Z Moves. Why do Pokemon threads attract retards?

You're a fucking idiot, we're done here.

Theyre probably just Cthulhus drinking buddies

would you fug UB-01?

Nice one user, I'll have to concede defeat after an argument like that.

BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT

This is it.
This is rock bottom.

They cannot possibly design a pokemon that looks worse than this piece of shit.

Read

Dumb nigger.

At least you admitted it user.

Cute.

About time.

click the arrow next to the word anonymous

pokemon-sunmoon.com/en-us/ultra-beasts/

My line of thought might be 99% correct.

Full on legit. I like it

Let's be honest here, putting a actual challenge in Pokemon is probably one of the best things possible with the series.

You guys are just being more autistic then CWC over Sonic's Blue arms, alebit without the threats of a lawsuit or a petition.

Ctrl+f4

Blow your fucking brains out

fugg

Not reading the post makes you look like a dumbass user.

WICKE HAS BIG TITTIES

Why are you so angry user? What if the Ultra Beasts have actually good HP so that it can be a real challenge?

At least tons of art from the trailer is popping up

but they aren't pokemon
could you catch an Indian elephant in red or blue?

You don't know the half of it, there has been one artist going and drawing porn of the new Pokemon literally HOURS after their reveal. It's anthro too, so it makes it even worse.

Well it was about time that they actually followed through with this fucking concept

You are autistic faggots.

UB-00 will be Missingno. from PokemonBank
not really

I guess Type: Null will be the last member of my arthropod team in moon (joining Vikavolt, Cutiefly, Wimpod, Lurantis and Crabrawler). Having beetle forelegs counts, right?

Itll need an ability to reduce percentile damage. Otherwise burn or (corrosion) toxic will murder it.

I would go with man-made since Deoxys already proved that alieums are pokemon.

It might not just be man-made either.

Might be made for Ultra Beast fighting tbh.

>pokemon-sunmoon.com/en-us/ultra-beasts/

Wasn't there an interview saying at one point X and Y's plot was gonna have aliens, but it was dropped?

What if they brought it back?

Oh god, cave Area-Nav. Fuck that.
I want a HA Clefairy so I can do Boom Boom schenanigans.

Because that's absolutely impossible, and the formula must stay the same forever.

wowee aether isnt evil at all. i'm calling it, full fucking Bob Page on these guys.

in b4 skull are the misunderstood wannabe tough guys with hearts of gold who end up helping you out in the end

what about the monsters from that movie sidequest in Black2White2?
They fight like pokemon but you cant catch them

It's got some sort of restrictive helmet on it, and it looks to be modeled after some sort of Chimera, couple that with the theories about the 2 version exclusive legendaries make up 2 parts of a mythical chimera and you've got something interesting on your hands, too bad GF will probably fuck it up

Probably more that they are evil- just low level evil.
But by stopping them, you help Aether.

They might do something at the climax to save the day when push comes to shove- or be mistaken for heroes when acting out of self-preservation (giving Guzma the respect he wanted).

Of course GF refuse to make plots with vague morality. It's always Good guys good, bad guys bad.

Gladion is either manipulating skull to be a distraction on behalf of aether, or is manipulating them to fight aether.

HOLY FUCK

I just realized something, what if this is another Ruby/Sapphire situation? Depending on which version you get is which team you have to fight during the game. Like if you get Sun, then you have to fight Skull, but if you get Moon then you have to fight Aether?

Granted it isn't going to happen because gray morality has no place in GF's mind, but still could be cool

Or he's just a rebellious little faggot that wants to go against his mother.

They're just going to stick their heads in the sand while ignoring how completely retarded they're being. I'll eat my fucking foot if you end up fighting this jellyfish.

You just gave me a thought user:

What the fuck could they call the third version?

Sun and Moon is about as Binary as it can get symbolically, what COULD they use, Eclipse version?

Sun 2 and Moon 2

Are they called Pokemon? If they were Pokemon they would call them that. There's a reason they don't slap on the label.

Earth? Stars?

which fits the second one

wickes boobs

Mars? We are getting ayylmos, after all

We haven't had a third version since Platinum

Nintendo is probably done with third versions. We haven't had a third version since Gen 4, probably since sequels and just moving on to the next gen makes them more money.

>WickeD
It's all coming together now.

It'd be Twilight version. That's assuming we get a third game at all. Black and White got separate sequels, and X and Y paid for that overreach of corporate kikery by being forced to completely drop Z.

It would be better if you could catch them

I just checked and I completly forgot that this was the case, its almost sort of weird the closest thing we got to it recently was B2 and W2, I guess I never really wondered why they skipped the obvious "Z" version

A Pokemon called Marshadow was coptrighted by them at the same time as Solgaleo and Lunala.

Pokemon Mars makes sense.
Though Eclipse or Sun/Moon 2 do as well.

Or perhapes with no Z they're gonna work harder on the Diamond and Pearl remake to include all the Platinum conten-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

This nigga knows what's up.

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Get that fucking garbage outta here.

Ruby and Sapphire was already a bridge too far.

There's a silver lining though, they'll have to break records to make the D/P remakes worse than the originals.

Translate to burgerspeak

at any rate:

What if they make remakes of the gen 2 remakes

Yeah, it's not even on the pokemon page
pokemon-sunmoon.com/en-us/pokemon/

Couldn't have said it better myself user

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NICE DESU NE

her glasses kind of look like boobs, and your dubs look like 2 pairs of boobs

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What exactly makes D/P the worst generation?

too many caves, longer load times than any other game in the series -it takes 12 seconds to start and end each battle- too many of some types and barely any of others.

Its not aweful, i enjoy some things like the fossil digging quite a lot. Its just on the whole a technically weaker outing in the series.

If think ORAS remains the worst and HG/SS and W/B remain the best.

Battle speed.

although, thats the only bad thing i remember about Pearl

Then why did you post before finding out if you were wrong or right? Nigger.

and it's not autism from liking it so much, it's autism from disliking aspects of the series so much

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God exists and he loves us. Thank you, anons.

The speed of the game is probably the biggest general complaint, but there's other things wrong with it.

mad that your waifu has nothing and is trash?

Load times are fucked this gen, and they could use Platinum's dex to solve the fire shortage.

You must be underaged

I like Wicke, you dumbfuck, I posted

She did it again!

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Better than what you could draw.

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REMOVE IRISH

stay buttfurious, its the age of science tits. maybe if you commissioned some art you could get more than those chicken scratches you embarrassed yourself with before

I do like thickness, dumbass. What I don't like is shit art that doesn't draw thickness well. Sorry you're too underaged to see that.

Nothing in your post made any coherent sense. Please kill yourself, nigger.

no you dont, you like wwoec tier garbage because its something you think you can achieve. youre never going to live it down

You can't backpeddle now MacFinnigan.

(you), this is the only one you're getting from me

Maybe this will suit your taste better. :^)

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Are you actually having a meltdown over a drawing of tits on the internet?

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Please don't

So what happens when you explode inside Turtonators chest hole?

None of those are actually ugly, perhaps too many lines, but not strictly ugly.

nobody is ever going to take you seriously again after that shit show you put on before. you fucked up big time. maybe if you stopped announcing yourself every thread you could recover some dignity

Don't worry, that's it from me. I just wanted to fuck with 10cf30 a bit.

Thank god, Furshit is a massive boner killer.

10cf30 has a point despite being a faggot, that image has ridiculously offputting lips.

holy shit!!!

Yeah, they're straight up niggerlips and I cannot see how anybody can like that. I'd rather take furshit over niggerlips anyday.

And looks completely flat, and the face is ugly aside from the lips, and the entire body's proportions are awful and incredibly generic for "thick" girls.

I want to give Wicke the dicke, if you know what I mean.

I'm more into Lusamine but the potential of her being full on crazy is keeping me from getting a proper boner.

Hilarious and original!

Nigga she looks crazy. Something about her seems off. I can't put my finger on what.

you implying lusamine gonna lose 'er mind?

I'm implying she's already off the deep end.

We already had straight up evil as a parent, why not have outright insane instead?

Wait what

G-Cis from BW

still waiting on UB-01 porn

Giovanni and Silver?

Clarification: Straight Up Evil and Villainous Parent of a in-game character.

I'm gonna cool down now, typing like a fucking lunatic at this point.

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Ah, thought you meant the MC's parent

I'm still waiting for Venustoise

Missingno confirmed Ultra beast
and still useless.

I'm honestly surprised

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Don't forget the stale meta, dominated by Garchomp and Bronzong which had two abilities blocking one of its weaknesses but gave no indication which prior to attacking. In a generation with two fire types.

Next time you see him, post the embarrassingly bad shit he likes. You really should have screencapped it man.

guess im a shitty lazy low level user

I FUCKING HOPE SO

It's cool. He just says the same stuff so often it's almost like he's a name/tripfag. And I like it when name/tripfags say/do/imagine something retarded and they get embarrassed from it.

I WANT TO FUCK PURUGLY

However

That's actually a kind of neat aesthetic.

We think alike.

actually, i thought the female plasma grunt was super cute. i have a weakness for girls in hoodies

Crazy theory a friend linked me:

There's plenty more too

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Delish. i hope minus 8 gets in on this fast.

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I FUCKING MAD

is that dale and tucker vs evil?

is that brandon fraser?

yes

not sure

I wouldn't be shocked.

Been awhile but that movie is awesome

So this uber beast shit isn't a bad dream. i hope we have gyms but….ugh.

FUCK, will dark type ever get a gym.

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Well fuck.

>But the entire pokemon universe is potentially being rebooted into a more digimon-styled one

Maybe neither
pokemon spin-off called ultra beasts

His theory is autistic as fuck and if it's real it hinges on GameFreak actually delivering, and there's no way in fuck they'll deliver because it's a kids game. That being said, I'll be damned if he isn't enthusiastic about it.

Also why the fuck did I misread Ultra Beasts as Ultra Breasts for some reason?

They might not actually reboot the series, but that fat asshole's released maybe 3 or 4 hours of videos on it at this point going over tons of connections, and very few of them stretch very far, someone at gamefuck had to have at least thought about this once before