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Why are the majority of speed runners fucking morons?

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the irony is thick

I like the nice gimmick runs like the one handed runs of Halfcoordinated or blindfolded runs.
I also really like Witwix's I Wanna Be The Boshi runs but I wish more people would run the I Wanna Be The ___ games

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Why are they virtue signalling or something

They know their audience.

What is the point of speed runa anyway?

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they think beating a game fast means you're somehow better

Because dying and making mistakes means youre a better player \_(つ)_/

There is nothing wrong with being good at a game, and playing it fast without deaths and much effort. But beyond that, get a fucking life.

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True, when would you find the time to make crappy posts on Holla Forums?

most of the time when I see speed runs it's just about exploiting glitches

Never forget


You're in the wrong catagory. Glitchless runs exist.

That run would be the minority of good fucking runners who are enjoyable to watch.

Yeah, okay.

They can't all be like Bonesaw and Patrick.

Unwarranted sense of self importance because they can play videogames fast, just look at the recent RE4 drama tl;dr is "Nu-uh you can't run the game that way even if it's faster because I don't like it and I'm the WR holder by my own rules so my word is law"


Witwix is a fucking bitch, fuck him.
Fangames have plenty of runners, take a look at twitch.tv/fangamemarathon/profile/highlights

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that wasn't him

It was Runnerguy who was playing during that run, though.

Yeah I can only real watch glitchless runs, glitching through the game just seems cheap and shitty.

Glitchless is boring and can take HOURS UPON HOURS, maybe over 2 days or so.

Gee I dunno, because they are one of the lowest forms of life on the planet?

What games acutally take 48 hours to beat if you're speeding through?

DID SOMEONE SAY

blue sphere would take months of constant gameplay to complete. actual months and months and months, possibly even a year

it has 134,217,728 different stages

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glitching is pretty much essential to speedrunning, it's really not impressive if the runner is just running through without pulling some tricks and shortcuts out of his hat (in most games)

If it's some dumb glitch that gives you access to the debug menu and warps you to the end, I would understand

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Why are the majority of speedrunners autistic as fuck?

Better yet, why the fuck do you fags even watch this shit?

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some funny autism with the calculator

completing 2222 stages of this took 24 hours, with mistakes, repeats and some breaks.

at this pace, it would have taken old mate werster approximately 165 and a half years to beat all the levels in blue sphere

I'm surprised this Webm hasn't been posted yet.

It is unfortunate that "Glitchless" is not considered the norm of speedrunning.

Doesnt this faggot still run though?

Glitchless is slower so it's not surprising. Glitched runs tend to be more fun to watch anyhow as the glitches tend to be difficult to execute and often serve as hurdles.

when that guy with the dodgy teeth got fucked by john numbers and went ultimate sperg and read freshly trannied ocarina of time speedrun poetry i fucking died laughing, that justifies speedrunnin autism for me

I think it was 2 years ago I saw the SMW abritrary code exploit on AGDQ using a TASbot. At that time they programmed Snake in SMW. Essentially a proof of concept for the work they would show off in the next AGDQ (again, IIRC 2015).

I can't find the video now, but they used the TASbot to program Super Mario Bros. NES into SMW. I find that shit fucking amazing.

there's a difference between using a jump to skip a segment or doing something to bypass a load zone (like sliding down the mountain side on the last segment of AoCtR in Halo)

IWBTG fangames have a great community with many runners. You won't see that shit at a mainstream marathon though.

Some guy managed to get arbitrary code execution in SMW completely by hand

I follow DotsarecoolP on Twitch and he's got the coin/taped controller and beat SethBling's time. These guys remind me of the fun times hacking PBXs back in the 80s-90s. Really just playing with what you have access to in ways the manufactures couldn't imagine.

Speedrunning is the most autistic things you can do because it involves repetition and pattern-recognition. It provides enormous pleasure and satisfaction when autists recursively participate in such pattern-dependent activities such as video games.

Genre's such as SHMUP, FPS, Puzzle, and RTS generally requires pattern-recognition because these genres consist of repetitive gameplay, henceforth, attracting a substantial amount of autism contained within their playerbases.

Is this the next Half A Press: Rolling Stones?

What did Witwix do?

The man that ruined Cosmo's life.

forgot the pic

I haven't seen him around in a while.

Take mine.

Was cosmo the one that his wife cheated on while he was doing a speed run?

No, that was Sam and Tolki IIRC

youtube.com/watch?v=2RMUX0j8xnE

RER

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fucking shit man, now i gotta go watch some Lexx

Because when you've played a game to death already, you want to try something new.

Speedruns make singleplayer games competitive, by comparing your scores to others online and striving to be #1.

Speedruns add longevity to games. People are still playing GoldenEye and Perfect Dark and times can still be improved.


What kind of retarded post is this? If you pick up a game you've never played before and try to speedrun it, you will fail miserably.

Speedrunning is something you do to a game you've already 100% and beaten a million times. By speedrunning you show your skill and knowledge of the game's mechanics.

is there any youtube channel with the NASA speedruns? those were pretty cool

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT
BRING THE LOVE, BOYS

Autism, ADHD, and awkward social skills are quite the thing in speedrunning communities now.

Like a new game?

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Sure
youtube.com/channel/UCYeXD06E5nIk7BwRr5Q954w

Like all those other times you've started a New Game and did literally everything possible?

Speedrunning is the last way to get fun out of a game.

Does anyone have the version with Caveman talking about it during one of his twitch streams?

lmgtfy

Aaand i got b& for making puns.
He is easily triggered by saying cosmo apparently.

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shit I meant to link Chibi's rebuttal

What the fuck is wrong with this "person"?

Some gay Jews made the APA remove homosexuality as a mental disorder from the DSM back in '74. According to gay Jews this "person" is completely normal.

While this sort of answers my question, I do recall seeing a version of the video with this spliced in. That's what I was referring to.

He's the empty shell of a man, drugged with estrogens to fill the void in his life.

ahh sorry then that's all I could find (still thought it was worth posting heh)

tbh i think Chibi was fucking hilarious, and much more entertaining than some skinny longhair with an out of style 70s porno-mustache playing some game literally no one played or probably even heard about heh

Pick one

if you call a tranny their original or one of their old names they get fucking triggered, I think it's called a deadword?
it's just another thing for someone to get triggered about.

You will never know the thrill of SRs until you've done it yourself.


He's a transvestite.
Gays are sodomites.

Both are unnatural mental illnesses and satanic.

Also vaccines cause autism.

you literally never played video games that only kept score, had no saves, often no continues, and you did this all for fun. you little faggots haven't accumulated enough real-life experience points to spend them on your first opinion-slot upgrade. so as you are unworthy of forming an educated opinion on the matter, i suggest you fuck off and keep grindan.

Are you unable to read or is this just a really shitty joke ?

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This has been out for a while
It's on par with speedrunning, it's not really that incredible, it's just like someone used a purposefully limiting IDE that was extremely hard to complete.

I wish I lived in your world where such things are mundane and ordinary.

You have no idea what you just saw and what you are talking about, and now everyone here knows.

HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE PHONY

hahahahahahhaha

Really nigger?
You can make the argument that a lot of the vaccines that are being pumped into kids today are not necessary and are a racket by big pharma to make a ton of money but there's plenty of other factors in the autism epidemic.

No, it's literally vaccines.

It's not a coincidence that autism has been drastically increasing in the last decade.

Scientists and whistleblowers have already exposed the vaccine drug business.

but vaccines have been circulating since the 50's, you fucking retard.

REMINDER: Anyone can pump themselves full of hormones. 99% of the time they aren't suffering from gender dysphoria, they're just fuckups with some other mental illness self-diagnosing because of CURRENT YEAR propaganda.

That guy who did a Hitman Blood Money run seemed pretty cool. Other than that i find speedrunners to be autistic attention whoring normalfags with a superiority complex.

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So it has nothing to do with an inversion in GABA function during a specific developmental stage? Please tell me more fakeass Dr.Holla Forums

How do vaccines reverse the role of GABA in a normal person?

That's a fucking quality post user, good taste

And autism has been on the rise since then, you fucking retard.

Why is this video private? What was it?

so has fucking aids, does that mean that vaccines cause aids?

you're like a 5yo walking into a conversation you know nothing about.

Cosmo is a faggot. A self-harming faggot. Your reply adds nothing to the discussion, is off-topic, and does not negate my previous reply.

AIDS was created in a laboratory.
It's man-made.

You know what else has been on the rise? Both the human population, and diagnostic technology.

Remember when kids were just kids?

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what fucking dark magic is this shit?

GOd created aids to kill fags and niggers :)

jesus christ you're a fucking retard.

No but I remember when you tried to say vaccines cause autism. Then you ignored my direct question challenging your assertion. Do you not fucking understand how GABA relates to autism? Ignore again and get labeled a shill and hidden.

You seem to be lost.

Good mornings are a shitty exercise anyway.

>>>Holla Forums

SNES manages things in a table called an Object Attribute Map (OAM for short). During gameplay this table is updated for all sorts of things. Someone discovered a glitch in SMW that allows the execution of arbitrary code (aka, a hack that lets then write their own program in RAM).

The technique was refined to the point we can now use SMW as a hardware exploit to inject new code to run on the SNES. The first ones were done using a robot, in this video SethBling does it manually using an actual SNES controller and a Multi-tap (the injection requires all 4 controller inputs i think).

>>>/atheism/

two can play at this game

fuck off faggot you're not the fun police. in fact you're a fucking retard that doesn't know shit about the current scientific research on the autism you think you're an expert on. you're below even the lowest functioning autist.

fuck off back to Holla Forums you fucking Goon

ETERNAL SUMMER

I just linked you there because I figured that your sense of humor is more their speed.

Mary Tocco.

Are you 12?

EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD SURE GETS ASS HURT EASILY
EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD SURE GETS BAITED EASILY

Calm down you faggots, holy shit.

糞便を食べに行く

Best speedrun I have ever watched.

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Cool story bro.

lol

this thread wasn't going to go anywhere else, we got the trans shitposting over with

Maybe autistic children used to die of childhood diseases that we've been eradicating over the past 150 years and now we have to deal with the consequences of saving them.

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I really like how that faggot couldn't respond about the role GABA plays in autism. Because it's a shill or an SJW that just repeats what it was programmed too.

He's kind of right though. I mean he's stupid for saying it's not incredible - that level of patience, technical skill and dedication is impressive and the result is fantastic - but it once you initiate the arbitrary code acceptance it's exactly as if you're using a really limiting and technically demanding IDE.

It's memes. Memes cause autism.

I'd say all the plastics and other nasty chemicals play a role in it too, I know a girl who smoked cigs and weed and drank fucktons off tea and energy drinks while preggers and her kids turned out pretty retarded.

Is that why before the Flood people lived to be over 900 years old?

2/10 for making me reply to your shitty bait.

wow ur so smert cause you said gaba u wan medal ur so cool i wish i was kewl lik u

Which systems can you type executable code directly into memory then run that code? I'm actually very curious if you have a legit response.

We're talking raw executable code. Not compiled code. What is shown in that video is literally entering opcodes into RAM and then running the program. That is next-level shit. This would be akin to sitting down at the keyboard WITHOUT AN IDE, typing in your program, and then running.

Can you type a program into RAM without an IDE?

yeah, you know I heard that cancer is when DNA mutates but that can't be true because DNA doesn't exist because I can't see it and if I can't see how it works than it must be wrong!

yeah it's like i have no fucking clue it's both an excitor and inhibitor depending on the developmental stage.

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And autism causes memes, it's a vicious cycle.

Turns out you're knowledgeable of the subject because you're afflicted with it.

I'm autistic because I mem, and I meme because I'm autistic.

I hope murica becomes a commie hellhole so that the faggots that have been shilling for it are round up and shot.

Knowing is half the battle. Violence is the other half.

but what do you become when both meme and autism merge into one singular existence?
what is this that lives inside all of us?
our memes are transcendental
we have come beyond flesh and blood, we are a meme machine.

Ascend.

So since you're autismal what do you think is the source of the problem?
How is your brain borked?

An empty shell waiting for death.

Well, in general my brain is over-wired, and in some localized areas very under-wired. The current understanding is this is due to something interfering with GABA and reversing the excitor/inhibitor role at some early stage in life.

Obviously since I can communicate they place me at the high-functioning end of the spectrum disorder (older versions of DSM called it Asperger's).

I don't know what it's like to be normal, but I know that I learn faster than normal people. I retain what I learn better than normal people. I would guess that is due to my brain being generally over-wired. I absolutely fucking suck at reading body language, and I basically have no brain->mouth filter. Probably the localized area that is under-wired.

I admit it is quite weird. Also I was diagnosed very late in life (at 39yo). I thought I was depressed, but really I was just fed up with normalfags being fucking retardedly slow to learn and adapt to new and better information.

Mary Tocco.

You seem like you'd be a good candidate to give shrooms a try as it has been proven to increase neuron connections in the brain.

erowid.org/plants/mushrooms/mushrooms.shtml

Also you old as fuck fam.

Also, I'd like to mention Dr. Temple Grandin and the doctors that treat / study her brain. She has accomplished some amazing things for being such a fuckin weirdo autist, and she (and her brain specifically) are probably the one of the most studied in regards to understanding both the physical/structural difference in the brain as well as the emergent behavioral differences between someone with ASD and a normal person.

Reading this thread, i believe that i might have some form of autism.

Interestingly, my favorite illicit drug I tried was real LSD. Psilocybin was interesting.

I think I did more DXM and ketamine to deal with it (at the time unknown to be autistic) because they are dissociatives, and they essentially disconnect the brain from the body. In regards to the intellectual differences, most people don't "get" that I'm autistic from a random conversation. Yet, it's very apparent after a prolonged conversation and observing me dealing with some of my hyper-sensitivities to touch/smell/sound/light. I think the dissociatives were the best therapies to dealing with those hyper-sensitivies.

That's the speedrunner experience.

That's pretty cool at the same time though I'm disappointed it didn't somewhat remedy your condition and I hope you were careful with DXM that stuff will fuck you up if you don't space out trips.

Based on psilocybin increasing the neurons i'm not too surprised; not sure we wanna be making super-autists! haha

If you don't take a lethal dose it's really safe.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acetylcholine_receptor


As I got older and the rave scene died out it got hard/impossible to find real LSD, and eventually I quit doing all drugs. For the touch hyper-sensitivity I adapted to wearing looser clothing, for the smell i spent a lot of time finding which specific ingredients i couldn't tolerate, etc. That left the sound/light ones as the main things that bother me on a daily basis, but those are a lot easier to deal with than the touch/smell issues.

Honestly being diagnosed was probably the best thing to happen, and gave me a direction to focus some energy on to better myself. It's like that old known knows, known unknowns, and unknown unknowns thing… I know there are things I can work on, and things that will never work for me specifically. Now I try to prioritize the things I can change/adapt, and ignore/avoid the things I cannot.

Sometimes it can still be a little frustrating or depressing seeing people accel at trivial shit while knowing that trivial shit is beyond my ability. That's when I try to remember that sometimes people think the same thing about me doing something beyond them and making it look trivial.

Heh you probably have way more life experiences than the majority of losers on this site, so you've got that going for you.
It is weird though that it makes you so selective in which stimuli you like/dislike I can understand were the rest of it comes from but not that.

I do 900mg dxm trips once a week. How fucked am I?

Hypersensitivity is a really big deal with autism, and it can be REALLY specific. Like, I can't deal with raw tomatos period. In a sandwich or a salad it's just a big fucking NOPE. Yet, I can eat pico de gaio, or any sort of cooked/refined tomato. Lavender smells like migraine headaches. I really dislike loud sudden noises (basically all new horror movies are fucking bullshit anyway, but i refuse to watch if the TRAILER has a jump-scare). Bright lights, particularly flashing, cause extreme discomfort too.


Not even close to fucked. When I quit DXM and switched to ketamine I was up to 2g (that was after 4-5 years experience). Hopefully you have done your research before you tried experimenting. What I remember from DXM is that depending on your liver you will end up with some amount of DXO (dextrorphan) in your system since it's a metabolite of DXM. You should NOT do it if you are on any MAOI or SRI.

If you do your own extraction you can actually end up with more DXO than DXM due to exothermic reactions in the main process. I guess that's fine but it changes the high to feel a bit more like an opiate.

oh shit cyberdemon posts on 8ch

if only

But it is fun.

I don't expect you to understand if you've never tried to speedrun a game, but think back to when you where young and the gratification you got from completing a game.
Speedrunning is a way to enjoy playing the games you might have gotten bored with, even though you still enjoy playing them.

After you've done a bit of practise and you manage to set a time, that's when the fun really starts.
You're not competing against the entire world, it doesn't matter if your time is 157th on the leaderboard, the only person you are competing against is yourself.

Sorry user I'm not cyber, I just enjoy the trail of butthurt he leaves behind him.

Watched Witwix's twitch for maybe 5 minutes before I was banned for saying "fuck you". He's a bitch cunt.

it really is great, i swear the guy picks his games by how ripe the community is for retarded drama

it's a good thing to know the entire speedrunning scene isn't completely cucked, for every soft bitch like witwix and sellout like trihex, you have guys like cyber and werster who just do it to play games autistically and share some bants. for every pussified scam event like the GDQs you have ESA and NASA in response. it all works out in the end

You are wrong. It's people having children older, as well as raising them on Netflix and shitty vidya.
Marrying at 25 and waiting until they're 30 and have a full time job, with both parents out of the house for most of their offspring's childhood, is neither biologically nor psychologically good for the child.

25-30 is the optimum age for having children. In fact, having children under 25 is bad for both the mother and the children due to the fact they may be competing over some fats that could impair brain development.

Get fucked MikeeUSA.

No yuo.

The current understanding revolves around malfunctioning GABA roles in pre-natal development. I'm fairly certain that's where most of the credible researchers on autism are focused. Besides, anyone who has read about human reproduction knows that the testicles need to be exposed to *some* cosmic rays before producing the healthiest / most varied sperm. In fact, many scientists say the window for men producing the healthiest sperm is age of 25-40. There are also statistics that show men over 40 have an increasing probability to produce schizophrenic progeny.

Having not read anything specific about women's brains vs. child bearing age I would disagree with based on prior knowledge. I'm fairly certain once women begin ovulating they are typically healthy enough to produce viable offspring.

Your brain is going to have holes in it.

I've been subbed to him for years now, he's a funny beaner.

john fucking numbers

Old enough to bleed old enough to breed.

So, did he go all the way, or is he just a trap?

Wew

It sure smells like autism here

And now realize that you play vidya but have none of the world record claims. You have less than the speed runners do.

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Halo is not real life, kiddo.

Than why do women and estrogen taking fucks have shit reflexes

Speedrunning is something you do when you want to get some more challenge out of a game. Beating a game as fast as possible is hard. Really hard. So once you've played a game to completion, that's the next logical step, right?

As for OP's question, their are two reasons most speedrunners are retarded.

1. Speedrunning, like gaming, has grown quite popular over the last couple of years. This has enabled it to be infiltrated by SJWs.

2. Speedrunners decided to make a game out of it. This has caused something that every community goes through and only a few come out of alive: Drama. Every community has drama. Hell, this very board has had drama. The problem is whether the community can get through drama. And since speedrunning has been invaded by SJWs, the answer to that question is a resounding no.

there*

It heightens your being a histrionic cunt reflexes.

What happened to Ratchet speedrunning?

It's a statement on how speedrunners are cancerous, but also how their activities are funding a cancer preventive research donation. Thus a contradiction is made.
I'm glad I got the opportunity to flesh out such a simple concept to a highly intelligent person such as yourself.

So both then.

why is Chibi so autistic?

AGDQ doesn't represent the speedrunning community at all though. That's like saying that E3 represents gamers.

There is no "speedrunning community", each game has its own little speedrunning community, some large and some small.

Some have no communities at all, because the games are too obscure or has too little players. It might have runners somewhere in the world, each thinking they are the best at that one game.

It's fun to beat personal records or even vie for world records. Imagine boasting that you are the #1 top player of this game that nobody plays/heard about. You are #1 at something.

Speedrunning also gives you a high.

Imagine you have optimized a route, getting consistent times of 1:48 on this particular level.
Now you want to beat that time, but you keep getting 1:48 or 1:49. Then, after about your 50th run, you suddenly see 1:47 on the screen. You flip your shit and get an orgasm. A new record for this level/segment. Another pat on the back, a job well done. It's even better if you *feel* that it's going to be a new record while you're running.

lack of autism is something to celebrate
i could get a record for juggling my own turds but thats because few other people are likely retarded enough to try it

Is this pasta? I feel like this is pasta…

aside from it being quiet as fuck and having a guy named ricky in it? nothing, as far as I know

Could you please explain to me what the fuck you're talking about?

Have you never read the Bible?

I live in Tel Aviv, so no.

Hitler died in vain.

GET OUT

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God had an ever increasingly complex plan (pic related) and at around 2000 B.C God was mad at a lot of people (just as he knew he would be) so he killed a bunch of them (as he was planning to do since before they were born) by flooding the place (because doing anything else wouldn't be according to plan). Before this event people lived for a long time, after it they didn't.

I'm just a random fuck who lives in an apartment, it's not like I'm George Soros or Bob Iger.

I hope you choke on your dad's cock

That run was the best and comfy as fuck. I loved how everyone got involved. The audience, the announcers and the donations. I don't think it would have worked in another time slot. The Late night sleep deprived made it all the more better.

Patrick on the couch was the ultimate foil.

He's not autistic. He just wishes he was so god damned badly. Something, anything to make him as special as mommy always told him he was.

I was in the thread when shit started hitting the fan. It was funny to watch the thread slowly start to realize that the run was going off the rails in to insanity. I knew shit was going down as soon as that jacket came off though.

Did we ever get word on if he was banned?

What flood?

Kids today are so illiterate when it comes to history.

Stupid fucking goy lel

You mean the flood that has no supporting evidence of it ever occurring?

You mean the flood that, if your fairy tale were true, would have resulted in the entirety of life on earth dying out due to lack of genetic diversity?

C'mon now, user, I know you're not honestly trying to say that you actually believe that shit, do you?

Fucking kikes, you can't even hold your composure on a video game forum.

funny thing you bring Jews into this, since most of the people pictured on your collage are kikes themselves - including the one nailed to that piece of wood.

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Oh, you were talking about how there was a bunch of drama in RE4 because people were speedrunning it in a new, faster way. I figured the "stay the fuck out" picture meant that Ratchet was seeing something similar.


This is Holla Forums, if you don't celebrate autism you need to fuck off.

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Fuck off back to your board

Sorry, we don't have usernames and post count dick measuring here. Go back to your haven you paid $10 to get into.

and yet you can't disprove that most people pictured there are kikes.

What's the point of a 100 meter dash or a marathon? It's the same desire, just a different medium.

Clearly, 300k euros for cancer prevention.

If satan was defeated by jesus dying then how come there's still evil and kikes in the world.

Checkmate christ cucks.

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Playing a video game quickly isn't typically an ambition of the gifted.

Gotta go fast!

You're not even trying.

'This is a christian image board' used to be just a meme before you morons started to take it seriously.

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To a certain point and in regards training you retard.

Holla Forums is a Christian board.

If you don't like it, go to
>>>/atheism/

get good

- Bruce Lee

Christianity is a jewish religion from the middle east with an insanely corrupt and degenerate leadership filled with pedophiles and faggots, the only reason that it has any reverence whatsoever is that is co opted by white people in the past and was used as a bank to fund wars.

You'd need to be really fucking stupid to call yourself a christian and the way you kikes are going on about it reminds me of the entirely bastardized version of it that was thought up by the bible belters in murica.

If Christianity is a Jewish invention then how does it exist? Jews don't invent things, they steal it from other cultures.

Get out.

Keep your cancer in your containment board please

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You are so clueless it's not even funny.

no please stop

They've invented plenty of lies and plenty of tricks to makes idiots lie you more subservient, it's physical and useful things that they can't seem to come up with.

Marcus Aurelius is one of the greatest men that has ever lived you kike.


le ebic bait me me again.

Why's he dead then

WOAH

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my memes better than yours

my milkshake is better than yours

hahaha

No though really if you haven't seen the AGDQ Bonesaw run I highly recommend it. I'll upload it on the Holla Forumsola if anybody wants.

I think it is up on jewtube

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kys dfddb9

Best speedrun. I still watch it and it cracks me up

He looks like he's on the verge of breaking down for most of the run

Suicide-toi

No need for a hyphen here.
And va te pendre would be more idiomatic

Is reddit down or something ?

I bet you're from Paris you cunt

the backlash on banning a guy like bonesaw would have been huge. it would have sent shockwaves through the whole retarded twitch mob, all of which would have come back poorly to GDQ as an event. additionally, patrick himself seems to have a hell of a community behind him, the majority of which i can bet would have been incredibly vocal should he get banned from something like GDQ.
i think GDQ staff realised it would be a stupid as fuck idea to ban anyone for such a well-recieved run, considering how GDQ now has legit competitors in NASA and ESA and GDQ has the negative "no fun allowed" connotation to it. they'll be treading thin ice now and i can bet the next GDQ event will seem a bit more laid back

Dont forget, I wasted a part of my life for this shit.
And no one from Holla Forums ever fucking even watched me, except when i ran on infinity with MGS2 speed runs, and that was when i was fucking practicing it.

Speedrunning is a dead end, only do it for fun when youve outplayed a game, thats it. dont go for it.

Nah, Paris should be nuked

Amen mon frère

yea dude, its exactly the same

lol

I never got the point of speed running games that were clearly not made to be beaten in a speed run fashion, e.g. JRPGs or any other games with a shitload of dialogues and cutscenes. I usually can't be bothered to replay such games once, let alone multiple times to the point of learning every single nook and cranny by heart. That's serious fucking autism.

What happened with RE4? Do any good runs of that even exist besides the TAS?


The closest would be Pokémon Gold and Silver where you can "write" code by renaming the PC boxes or arranging the items in the PC in a certain way, and using the coin case to execute it.


That's exactly what's missing from the newer GDQs.

Here's a small recap
Guy permaed a someone in his chat just for having cyberdemon in his username, he's that much of a powertripping fag

Yeah the 1:32:11 by yamatti is pretty good, the current WR has a pause in it for no good reason so fuck that.

Welp seems like you can't embed twitch VoDs it just embeds the channel.

that's clearly a picture of john wick

Fuckin' Cyberdemon. He's great.
He's so transparent and obvious when he's talking shit, which is almost always, and people continue to take him at face value, even after getting butthurt for the fiftieth time.

What glitches weren't being accepted as valid?

Framerate switching (30 allows for a couple OoB but has twice as long loads) and running on easy difficulty.

Thanks. Sounds pretty retarded.

If Chibi starts lifting instead of bitching do you think he would be able to become hot enough to be able to actually use those condoms and overcome his autism enough to be "let back into" the speedrunning events?

Trick question, you can't overcome autism.

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And yet I'm pretty sure they have no problem with new game+ mode with all the stupid broken items. The game should've done the God Hand style NG+ with no item carryover but double money from items and all unlockables.

but think about the new categories

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did you get a pb?

Oh yeah, I use to run Zelda 2. I got very good times and was on a competitive level with ProJN and Simpldude or whatever. Sad thing is during one stream I dropped that I support Trump and a bunch of the other runners that play the game basically tried to set me on fire. Cool thing is JN came to my defense and told them all to fuck off. I stopped after that. I might pick up another game for fun.

my favorite Chocobo Dungeon speedrunner, runner up for favorite Forbidden Memeories speedrunner