Mother Russia Bleed

Is it any good comrades ?

Well fuck, I guess Hotline Miami was carrying a communist message the whole time.

wew

Plus what the fuck is that game, OP ? Way to make threads you fucking faggot.

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Well, it did. The message being that communism is shit.

if nothing else, it has a hype trailer

i don't know, it still looks like a Scott Pilgrim minus the hipster shit to me

It doesn't look that great.

Maybe you just have to squat the right way to get it.

Goddamn, whoever is playing that sucks absolute shit. Hopefully it's just because they suck and not because the game controls like ass.

At least it doesn't seem to have that leveling bullshit that Scoot Pilgrim had. God was that ever annoying.

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I bet you though Wolfenstein was nazi propaganda because of all the swastikas

Just like Hotline Miami I want to see if it's any good and if it is then I will buy it and recommend to my friends. Does it have local co op?
Anyways, someone dump a mega or magnet when they can.

Two things I want to know: Does it control well? And is it sufficiently difficult?

Fuck you Torlock.

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The trailer I saw had hardcore acid trips in it.

That one I think

It's a fucking 2D beat-em-up, why would it not have local co-op? What do you think this is, Mutants in Manhattan?

Just beat the first two levels, a little bit too much dialogue for my tastes. But the action is solid, it's breddy gud

I've been looking at some footage. It looks good, but I've heard the game is short and there's not much content. I think I'll wait for a sale.

eh there's afew o.k games there

I'm genuinely curious, what would you say are the "good" indie publishers? The ones I can think of off the top of my head are Devolver, tinyBuild, Adult Swim and Playism.

that's because Scott Pilgrim was a beat-em-up and so is this. god it's sad they're so rare people don't even know what they are anymore. beat-em-ups are the best.

Explain to me how that's a bad point, in a way that doesn't make you look like a retarded scrub.

eh fukcs up gaem devlopment and he dosent afraid of anythin

The worst of them all.

I think adult swim is pretty good since they don't sell games which have the level of production any flash site has to offer nor any "documentaries" about indies petting them selves on the back for having a "hard" life

but the whole notion of indie publishers is kinda stupid in of its self from a business model stand point and for the fact that ahell of alot of indies just publish themselves

The launch trailer looked cool and then the actual in-game screenshot at the end had me dieing. Garbage 8-bit vomit.

what?

>but how does that make you FEEL user
I just want to bash reds, not drink wine while discussing the banality of life, you stupid fucks.

what is this summer ass bullshit. these iphone babbies think beat em ups are "Scott Pilgrims", think this is "8 bit", and that a game about underground fighting in a dystopia is commie propaganda.

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I could be wrong, but I'd guess the purpose of publishers is to be able to publish on consoles.

hope you like missionary and only fucking when she wants to ie never

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How is this glorifying Stalin?

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got some interesting stuff.
too bad I have nothing to play it with, but at least it's cool

I'm playing the game right now brother got the special edition and gave me the second copy. Still in the fifth stage. There's a character who's constantly saying 'THE REVOLUTION IS COMING!!!' and you have to do the fighting for him as he's your regular nu-male with glasses and beard. Not sure how the story will end up, i hope it won't end with something like 'YOU CAN'T SILENCE THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE COMRADE!!!'.

That has absolutely fucking nothing to do with what I was trying to say. All I meant was just because the game has a commie symbol doesnt mean its pro-commie.

Dosent mother russia bleed once a month?

Around 1.7 gigs.
Part 1:
mega:///#!xNFjmCAR!0MhI-jC9RD9tUC7l4s9gPDNtpWc7Xnt9obLUbVKGftc
Part 2:
mega:///#!wEUyxQzC!D9jNFqN1CJGMMeyos7sxh_Ks6X-_9tQAzURz5M6uUv8

Have fun.

Where do you live and at what hours are you out of your house?

This is the one beat-'em-up I was actually waiting for. Hopefully it'll be good. Devolver is involved, so I have hope.

It's just people shitposting. Probably underaged fags trying to fit in.

Anyway, I'm waiting to know more about the juggling system. If it's on par with Dragon's Crown, it would be an instant purchase.

Just played through first level, seems like a nice game.

it's fucking Soviet Union you idiot, try to think about it

God. I wish Dragon's Crown was on PC so I can actually find people to play it with also my PS3's been dead for quite some time now

For those wondering i'm currently crushing up a party with lots of bdsm and gay shit. And there was a bit in 4th stage where your regular adidas wearing cyka was hitting on a woman and Sergei (the character i'm using now) steps in to say 'You're on the physical attack now? Your shitty music was already making our ears bleed!'.

You can infinitely punch the regular foes. At later stages other foes who dodge or block appear. You get more points if you chain your punches to kicks or grabs. Also you can juggle foes in air if you kick them to the wall.

I rather shut my brain and let my fingers do the job when playing action games.

Schönen Dank!

Not actually a deal breaker but fuck gypsies.

Just gave the GOG version a pirate. It's yet another indie game that can emulate the feel of a genre, but the developers clearly had no idea what makes that genre good. I loved these types of arcade games as a kid, so I've played plenty. This game is just pure disappointment within 20 minutes of installing.

at least someone appreciate what I got.
here, have a 7 days trail

Care to go into any details?

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How difficult is it? Please tell me it's pretty difficult.

And the start button isn't working. Nice job, now i have to do the whole stage and see all the dicks again.

It's not. My only deaths came from when i had to find the gimmicks of the bosses, though i'm only playing in Normal for now.

indeed , fuck them

Well that's one thing in their favour at least.

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Reminder that gypsies are jews.

Does it sounds good

don't know if it sounds any good, because I got nothing I can play it with.

Every man to itself. I always do my first playthrougs on normal first and replay it on harder diffuculties later to check if the game really increases the difficulty by showing new stuff or only increases the damage and health of the enemies.

Oh shit I'm blind. Looks cool though, I collect LPs myself.

is there something you want to tell us user?

No. English isn't my native language, that's all.

Enjoy your inbred disease vector.

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Here's the character i was talking about.

If that isn't satirical then I don't know what is.

tbh she's the prob the most beautiful real life gypsy I've seen. Most look like mongrel sewer-dwellers.

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True.
These are the subhumans that *anti-racists* want to defend.

Anyone got those gypsy greentext caps?

>muh superior western womyn
enjoy enjoy the lash o your back and a dick in the ass fag

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That doesn't stop Hotline Miami from sucking by suddenly going "deep".

They aren't women though.

Speaking of Hotline Miami, we get a nice cameo of some troublemakers who only want their fifteen minutes of fame in stage 6.

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No thanks, now fuck off shill.

wasted trips

They're harmless. All they can do is collect trash from the streets and beg for money. Every time one of them acted uppity, or tried to steal from actual humans they got their shit kicked in. These animals refuse to go to school, refuse to work honestly and refuse to make anything of themselves.

Any woman but the nog woman is better than a gypsy woman. Asian, causasian, slavic, germanic, indonesian , arab, mongol, whatever.
You are a gypo ain't ya ? You are human waste. Kill yourself.

Tony confirmed for Russian.

i would like to say i am surprised , but i honestly saw it coming

You have never been alone against a group of them, have you ?
Alone they won't do shit. In a group they'd be more than happy to shank you, rob you and leave you in a puddle of blood.

Do you have any idea what these animal do when they rob a village house ? They take everything they can and shit in the house. They literally shit in the house wherever they can.
It's their heritage from Pajeet in India.

Here in eastern europe you can't leave your village house unattended else these fuckers might take it over and never let you back in, or just take everything and shit inside.
Ghettos tend to rapidly expand unless someone actively protects his property.

There are the nomads of the 21st century along with Abdul from not-syria.

The character movement just feels really sluggish. About a month ago, I was playing AvP arcade with a coworker who had never heard of it and we had a blast; zero complaints from either of us. Lots of moves for all the characters, fluid gameplay, interesting alternate moves. Mother Russia just feels like the most basic beat em up: punch, hold the punch button, kick, dash attack. Within 4-5 minutes of playing, grabbing zombie hordes show up, which interrupt like every move you could perform. Coupled with the stiff controls, I just decided I would go play more Capcom classics and crank up the dip switches, if possible.

Had a group of them torch a dog my friends pet, doused it in gasoline and watched it burn.

Should just organize a militia and drive them out/butcher them. It'd only be one night to solve a host of problems, but good luck getting pacified civilians to do anything of the sort.

You should stop breathing through your mouth from time to time.

I live in northern Spain, and NO ONE, no ONE, lives Gypsies, the media had tried to romantice the idea of a gypsy in the past but it never worked, you can ask the most liberal of liberals in my town, and he'll rip on gypsies, NOBODY likes them.

*likes gypsies

Sorry, but let me add that they are well known for thievery, they'll steal anything that is not nailed down, heck, got ducks at a public park swimming about in a lake? Gypsies will come and take them, and eat them.

stop being so intolerant they were hungry and it's part of their culture , besides the dog probably owed them money or something

When was the last you've seen somebody be THIS wrong?
Have you ever gone out of your gated community neighborhood/frat house? Have you been to Europe? Have you never been robbed? Have you never spent a night in an east european hostel? Have you never been confronted by a little gyppo shit who keeps trying to provoke you just so the dozen other pikies around the corner have an excuse to kick your shit in and steal everything up to your liver?

You shut your fucking mouth and czech ur prvlg, cis white mail scam

Bulgaraibro, is that you? But tbh, I never had a problem with them. They only reside in a few cities, their ghettos are raided constantly. The police and chavs are always hunting them. People treat them as cattle. I can't imagine where you live where those low-grade niggers are allowed to roam freely.

Had to change ip.

>>>/tumblr/

This thread is now ruined.

Reading the HLM wiki is the worst thing I've ever decided to do. YEAH SO THE HITMAN STARTING OFF WITH A SKATEBOARD WEAPON RIGHT NEXT TO HIM IS AN OBVIOUS SYMBOLISM FOR THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE OLD JADED HITMAN AND THE NEW HIP PEOPLE HE'S KILLING

Yea. Okay game tho.

only thing I've seen gypsies do is to leave dump their garbage all over the place, and literal shit.

As part of their culture, gypsies will do anything they can if there isn't something stopping them. They have no sense of common morality; if they can steal something they will because in their minds, self-interest is the only law worth respecting.

The friend whose dog got torched lives in Canada.

In my mind, the only feasible solution is complete elimination. They'll never change their ways, not unless you basically imprison them all in some assimilation camp. If you drive them off they'll come back, or bother someone else. Its the same as letting rabid dogs roam freely.

On the contrary, the thread is thriving.

Is the game iso, in two parts. Its a codex installer and is thus, retard proof. Go play the game, make a new thread once you played it.

dubs say the truth. but let's focus on the game.

anyone else likes the soundtrack?

nice posts retard, yeah this game is clearly pro communism, i mean isnt life beautiful with the goverment kidnapping people to experiment new drugs? must be paradise

LOL WHO IS BUYING THIS LEFTIST TRASH?

Hotline Miami 2 was a mistake.

Nope, not unless that little shit wanted to die. You need to get your fatass outside and start prosecuting them if you want to put them in line. If you live liberal Europe, I feel so sorry for you.

I never said it was pro-communism.

I'm just saying that plot is not for games. It's like porn.

I do live in a liberal part of europe and had a university teacher preach to the entire class how those poor, misunderstood gypsies are being wrongfully prosecuted. Fuck her and fuck the gyppos harder.
And don't pretend to be tough on the internet, it's embarrassing. You can't take on a dozen people at once, unless you have a large capacity clip with a shoulder thing.

why?

All you fags trying to add some "ideology" to a simple beat-em-up game are no better than SJWs who try to put some shit philosophy into the most basic things in the world

FUCK OFF, YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHIT!

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My condolences on the ducks spainbro. Good to know spain is aware of gypo nomad thievery.
But how is the attitude for them in france ?

People do start organizing but usually when things get really bad. Some villages had riots to keep gypo ghettos away. Most succeed and the police drives them away, but the story repeats somewhere else.
And the most vulnerable are villages with very old people, who can't really show any muscle or desire to fight. Those get annihilated.

Yeah, I'm bulgarian but not sure if I know you.
The ghettos do get raided but they move somewhere else at best. Saw a few real riots over the years and all of them were started by gypos going somewhere and starting massive scale thievery. Even some former millitary bases were cannibalized by em.
They'd rather spend a month hammering at concrete to extract steel beams from constructions, than get an actual job.

You believe the law works on em ?
At best you can send one to jail. Which leads to the whole ghetto coming to the courthouse and making a scene there, possibly beating a few officials and getting removed by security.
You can't fine them since they don't pay the fine. You can hardly find them, since they have no proper address.
Tax inspectors can barely determine how many people a household is since gypo mothers barely know which children are their own.

Did I mention massive incest in ghettos and thus half retarded people there ?

Even then the game clearly has a lot of imagery that's meant to invoke a feeling in the player, especially during the lab level.

Game is for gameplay. Not storytelling.

Put the walking simulator down, and beat something other than your dick.

Gypo mad

are you autistic? :^)

I'm not acting though, just stating facts :^). If cigans are invading your neighborhoods, just form a mob and attack them off. But knowing western yurop people will see you as a ebul waicist nazi.

gross

That's like saying movies are just for special effects, you dumb nigger. You don't know what you're talking about.

I played this for about 15 min and found myself wanting to play Streets of Rage Remake instead, it feels like the Mother Russia devs tried to do too much and didn't succeed at most of it.

good shit

I hope you play on Mania.

same guy from above - this is a perfect summary. Mother Russia feels like a crappy SoR.

It's me, macedanon ;_; I hear the situation there is bad. I hope you guys pull through the turkroaches and cigans. I know you guys sell mall ninja tier weapons everywhere.

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Fuck off roma.

You must have talked to another bulgarian.
But thank you anyway.
I hope things are fine with you as well, after the floods in Skopje and wish you general wellbeing.

Sage.

Put it down, user. Discuss video games.

Except movies are linear experiences made for the sake of storytelling. Games are not.

Is the soundtrack good?

A movie can consist purely of special effects and cinematography too, bucko.

Who the fuck are you anyway dictating this kind of shit? Did Roger Ebert rise from his grave?

Is it any good anons?

Сказочные долбаёбы.

Video games are not movies.

Why do you think it's not pro communist?

I'm glad my local area didn't let them in.

So? My point is mindless entertainment isn't exclusive to games, just like how having a deeper story isn't exclusive to other media like movies. You're a dipshit if you believe otherwise.

It's not. After i'm done with this shit i'm going straight to play some Cap. Commando.

Apparently there are two ending to this game, one's sad and the other's happy. People i encounter are already in 'No Sergei, you are the demons' mode so i guess it has something to do with how brutal i kill every enemy or how much i inject myself.

Mind giving a major breakdown of what went wrong? It seems like a concept that's pretty hard to fuck up, how do you screw up a beat'em'up?

Your people have a community to be proud of.

That's not an argument against games exclusively being games.

fixions.bandcamp.com/album/mother-russia-bleeds
I think it sounds alright. Chances are you'll probably like it if you liked Hotline Miami's soundtrack.

Please go shit up another board, or another website preferably.

I'm guessing it's pretty much the same story as with the rest of very popular things people eat up nowdays, like Frozen, Star Wars, new Battlefield games and Cisbusters:
It's emulating something that was good. It's wearing the skin of something you love. It's a husk filled with maggots.

Oy vey, yes goyim, communism is hip.
Buy communist things, involve yourself in communist things.
And don't worry! Communism hasn't failed, it just hasn't been properly applied, so keep trying goy!

I was looking for a long time for that Mother Russia Bleeds track. Thank you user.

Look I hate the commies that STILL try and shill on this board after they've been BTFO'd multiple tiems as much as anyone else but its pretty obvious this game isn't commie propaganda, the protags are fucking gypsies taking on the USSR

Happy to help.

Glorifying gypsies in any way or form is LITERALLY communism, user.

Remember how i said in that dodging or blocking foes appear in later? They rarely show up. And i was wrong with the combo and points too. You can just keep punching everyone and get the maximum point and when things get ugly you just press the designated dodge button that gives you invulnerability frame for the whole move and you can perform running attacks when you press it. The bosses are mostly gimmicky shit and are slow as fuck. As i said i only died when trying to find their things. For example the seventh boss is a mutated bear. The fight goes as this
Most of the difficulty comes from the other mobs that come with bosses. The bear was accompanied by dogs who you can only hit by running attacks or by grabs when they jump onto you.

It's an argument that games can have a story that isn't just porn-tier.

That's a terrible shame. I've been looking forward to the game for quite some time.

What is it about games with Synthwave ost that instantly makes people go "oh this game has amazing 10/10 ost!"? I mean don't get me wrong I like the genre but lots of it is really similar or just bad.

Its good if you are playing multiplayer, absolute garbage single player.

Seriously, don't even install it unless you have 1-3 bros ready to play it with you, the single player really is that cancerous.

Its a solid beat-em up with a great soundtrack.

The bosses are a bit on the fucky side and its clearly designed for 2 players, hence why theres a bot function.

Niggers basically complain its not literally SoR and act like a beat-em up is either SoR or shit.
Anyone saying the game is not AT LEAST good is just being a contrarian faglord or is simply baiting.

Also there's a repack that came out that's 600 mbs, thank God for Fitgirl.
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HM1 had a breddy gud soundtrack with a bunch of babby's first Synthwave, and some really good tracks from terrible synthwave artists like M.O.O.N.

HM2 had an equally breddy gud soundtrack with better artists and a better mix of types of snythwave in general

mostly I'd say the 10/10 ost shit is redditor mob mentality, but that doesn't make it not partially true, usually these games with synthwave licensed soundtracks have breddy gud taste in the artists and tracks that they use

I agree but some entries in the genre just turn me off greatly. Like the stuff Perturbator and Carpenter Brut put out(I think it's called Darkwave) is good, and the stuff that's just really cool electronic music that happens to have synth(D.Notive, Mega Drive or Waveshaper) in it is also cool. But there's this certain stuff that really pisses me off for whatever reason. The stuff that sounds like it's trying to emulate some intro theme from the 80s but fails miserably and ends up as a bloated 10 mb 2 minute track that doesn't even end, it just fades away 1:30 in.

Thanks, I'll see just how bad it is. Had a bad feeling about this game from the beginning.

yeah well that's just like your opinion man

gets the blood pumping and these people get excited by movie trailers (webm related gets me pumped too, looks like it's back in development as of Aug 1st)

Also,

I've confirmed the existence of a shill-squad, be advised.

does this have onlnie coop?

I dont take personal offense in someone making a game that is not exactly like my favourite game in that genre.

Yeah I guess I'll see what the game's all about myself with that repack.

Fucking nice, will check out.

Well I mean not to sound rude, but no shit user, there's going to be shitty stuff in every genre in music, picking out the good from the bad is what you're supposed to do, the bad doesn't necessarily take a drain on the genre unless is popular, and for the most part lazy wannabe Kavinsky's don't see much success

You retarded motherfucker.

Meh, Hotline Miami 1/2 are the only games I've really given a 10/10 for their synthwave soundtracks.

There was an incredibly bad Hotline miami clone, I forgot what it was called but it had a really good selection of tracks and I think it's so far the only game to have a Dance With the Dead Track.
And one of the best

Bloodbath Kavkaz is what you're thinking of, it was made by a bunch of Slav imageboard memers and the title is in comic sans

It is almost a "so bad it's good" game

You mean Bloodbath: Kavkaz?
That was basically an elaborate shitpost in vidya form by a russian imageboard.

Not big surprise.

No.

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It wasn't Bloodbath Kavkaz. It was something that had like low poly flat color graphics and a camera that was absurdly ass. Like it was very zoomed in, there was a button to unlock the camera and have it move far away from you but it sometimes it would lock the camera in place and not let you see anything, and you could rotate the camera which would fuck up the controls immensely. Oh and there were gaps in the level that you could fall into and die immediately, The controls were bad, not Brigador or Bionic Commando "it's hard to learn at first so it's bad", but just geniune fucking bad for this type of game. And it had a whole RPG skill system and inventory and whatnot but it all felt needlessly complicated since you picked up shittons of items anyways.

I checked it out, it's called Defragmented.

Dude, Bloodbath Kavkaz is a "so bad it's actually good" type of game, yeah it was made for 'epic lulz' by russian memers. It has great music tho. At leats it's playable, not like the other Russian imageboard games like Bitardia (it's on steam)

And the sing you posted, it's one of my favorites in the genre

The game has you playing as filthy gyppos. It's shit by default.

Only a burger that has no understand of what vermin they are would be stupid enough to enjoy something like this.

sage

Also is the video running like ass or is the game running like ass?

So, paradox grand strats are all shit, right?

Good meme.

Personally, i sorta like this game, but i've never played this genre before, with exception of "Foul Play" or something like this.
But i enjoy it more than i've expected.
There is "essential" list for beat'em'ups?

How unfortunate that the game was released during an apparent, ongoing, boardwide shitposting raid, so we can't get any actual discussion about the game itself. I guess I'll just have to try it for myself and see.

I never said they are alive, you пидор

thats the problem, user. You should go for 2D

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I'd recommend: Golden Axe 1, Golden Axe: Revenge of Death Adder, Streets of Rage 1& 2, and Streets of Remake.

From the looks of Mother Russia Bleeds, From the looks of Mother Russia Bleeds, you should probably start off with the Streets of Rage games I mentioned.

yes

*Beep Boop*

But does it have squatting gopniks?

Yup.

…ok familia

Well sorta. There's an essential list for everything, but you're only forced to go through it if you want to be part of the "elite high taste club", even though any list is created by a dozen or so people who were half organized. From my experience any list will have mostly good titles and a few controversial ones that stick out like a sore thumb.

Streets of Rage 1,2,3,Remake
Cap Commando
Alien vs Predator arcade
Castle Crashers
Batman on SNES
Final Fight
Fighting Force
TMNT: 2, 3, Turtles in Time, Manhattan Project
and some other shit, I'm not really into beat 'em ups. More of an FPS and top-down twinstick shooter kind of a guy. Hell, I have Assault Android Cactus running in the background.

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Uh oh, got the bad ending. You die from overdose.
The final boss was cool and challenging. The only time i felt really threatened. Guess the ending depends on how many Nekro you use throught the game or the final boss. But i don't have the patience to find it right now.

Honestly outside of what's already been named just browse the beat'em up category on MAME, won't take you long and you'll get a good panel of what the genre is and it's evolution over the first years of it's existence.

Also special mention to gourmet sentai on the SNES/SFC, it's not the greatest game ever but if it's your thing you'll know it when you play it.

what part of "and some other shit" did you not understand?
we had the an arcade machine unit of that game at a local stadium and I never got to play it

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I just want to give a special shout out for Battle Circuit, one of the best games of this type I've ever played and it barely ever gets a mention.

user, you're trying to talk reasonably to Holla Forums lite

You should know better

Thank you for your contribution to the thread. 10 canadian cents have been donated on your behalf to the slide guild.

yall niggas need to play some zombie smashers

I'm not Canadian

looks familiar

also Shadow Over Mystara, there's a Steam version but don't waste your shekels on a rom with tacked on DRM when MAME exists and doesn't require DX11 on 64-bit hardware to run an arcade game from 2 decades ago.

Okay, I'm playing it right now. I'm not having fun.

Is the game bad or do I need to play more? Does it get better?

Cool, but I wonder who will ended up like this.

90's Capcom was legendary. But, if we are going arcade exclusive games, I think these are also interesting.

modern people (mostly amerifats) think communism is evil or something, the 2010s are like the 50s with divisive propaganda. gotta keep the plebs divided. I've never understood it myself. some sort of mainstream media meme for millennials.

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Nope. Games are games. Movies are movies.

Go back to neogaf, moviegoer.

Also 3/4 look whiter than gypsies.

Not jews, pajeets.

Guess it's time for shitting street.

That's like saying vegetarians don't like to eat meat.

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Absolutely tasteless.

Sky is blue, water's wet and you have no argument.

Eat shit.

Games are like mountain hiking, you do something that might not be adequate for an actual story format, and trying to add eventful movie-like passages might just destroy the hiking part, you know the part you were there for.

I'm not saying that games should be 100% story and compromise the gameplay for it. But saying they should never have a story that goes beyond 'kill all the enemies' is asinine. Lots of games thrived because they had great stories.

Stories that never translated well in movie format.
As opposed to books which are closer to movies than games are to either.

Because games have an interactive element which requires a different way of getting information to the player. The worst way to do this is by dumping all information into cutscenes and textboxes.

it's just bad. don't torture yourself.

Well, looks like it's going to be commie propaganda. The whole "pacifist militant communist" thing wasn't satire. You'll go to the capital with someone who wants to bring revolution to Russia, which for some reason has a corrupt capitalist society in 1986.

that sounds like a satire, right?

It hasn't been so far, the commies has been depicted in a somewhat good light so far, and the government is said to be run by the rich. I'm 108 minutes in, but I'm considering whether I want to continue or get a refund before I hit the 2 hour mark.

i thought you got like a week

It's based on playtime, or maybe both. Either 2 hours or a week passes.

That shit doesn't make any sense. Wasn't the game made by some of the guys who worked on Hotline Miami? I remember that depicted commies in a bad light.

Well, its pretty obvious the communist leader guy is planning to betray you at the end somehow, its painfully obvious he's only using you, so in the end the commies may just be as much a plot device as the nekro is, rather than trying to be a marxist aesop.

I think it's produced by the guys who made HM, but the developers are different.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I think I'll stick with it anyways, I like beat-em-ups.

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Not an argument.

If it is communist propaganda, then why does it portray the leader of the resistance as a meek bitch who won't fight anyone?

so can his character not attack or something?

this game reeks of wrongthink. Who the fuck do they think they're fooling? Dumbass commie sheeple

Haven't seen that so far, in the actual game the only times you see him is why he warns everyone of the capitalists coming to get them, then the capitalists come to get them, then you break out and asks you to help him fight the people who came to get you.

Don't know yet, might not even get to play him.

ITT: Holla Forums focusing on the retarded hamfisted propaganda instead of just agreeing that the game is fucking garbage and discussing what could be done to improve it.

And you call fucking SJW's ideologues.

SFM is nothing but a means to animate in 3D. In this particular case it's done very, very well.

Nice.

The foreskin on that particular animation doesn't even move. And SFM is pretty shit because it can't do fluids.

and you're a worthless faggot because you can't do backflips.

See how fucking stupid that is?

Well, lots of SFM artists bullshit it by using shitty looking particle effects and textures. Does that mean they do backflips and land on their asses?

It says he's a pacifist in the loading screen bio that posted. He just sits there while you fight in the train station scene. Your character also says "you won't like our mehods" after he tries to recruit you a second time. Coupled with the fact that he spends his time talking about what other people will do rather than what he's going to do, he comes across as a pansy who would rather have others fight for his cause.

Is the actual combat fun? Reviews are positive, but

I haven't had fun with a beat 'em up since Double Dragon Neon and would like a new one.

havent found the sweet spot yet but its fun
my biggest complaint is that theres no i-frames and the ai has grab attacks set to absolute highest priority

Backflips aren't as necessary to shitposting on the internet as semen is to depicting sex.

Played the first 2 levels on hardcore (with a keyboard). I like it. Controls feel responsive, enemy feedback is great, enemies seem to know to circle around you in groups, and the fact that you can dash diagonally like in Streets of Rage Remake is just HNNNGGGGGG.

It does have some flaws. Either the character I was playing as is weak, or the enemies are a little bit spongy. It also seems also like they kind of blow their load early with enemy placement (in hardcore at least). How much different are the stages going to be since I've already faced 10+ mooks at once multiple times in the first 2 levels? The first 2 bosses I fought both had hyper armor, which annoys the shit out of me, although, they 2 I fought are still easily doable.

That's my thoughts so far. I'll probably have a better indicator of the game once I've beaten it, and I've played it with a controller.

I'll give it a pirate, then. Pain keeping my ratio right on GazelleGames when everyone has a seedbox so I hope it's worth it. Can't be as bad as Super Comboman

if you could backflip while shitposting i'd be more impressed right now though

lol

Was this actually made by russians?

I mean, I've had that issue with many side-scroller beat 'em up games, but is that really a pulling move?

i can't tell if this is a joke or not

WHAT FUCKING MOVES, A JUMPING KICK IS THE SAME SHIT AS A JUMPING PUNCH, IF THE ENEMY IS CLOSE TO YOU BUT ON A DIFFERENT LANE YOU DO YOUR CLOSE STOMACH PUNCH INSTEAD OF YOUR LONG REACHING KICK BUT IT FUCKS UP IF THERES AN ENEMY YOU ACUTALLY WANT TO KICK BUT YOU FUCKING STOMACH PUNCH THE AIR AND THEN THEY FUCKING GRAB YOU BECAUSE NICE GAME

I'm pretty sure that's an edit. That's chinese tier engrish

Not an edit

The game is french.

It's like you have no friends. If you do, then the Steam version is superior at any time. If you only have at best one friend, just play the Fightcade version so you have 2 broop, but fightcade won't let you play more than two neither use house rules I loved to put Sonic mode so only the jews would survive grabbing money

I was trying out filters on on this round, thats why it looks like this. You can turn it off or change filters.

It -might- be a jab at bad translations of japanese video games from 80's-90's period. Either that of webm related.

Jesus fuck

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How is it?

It's somewhat fun, but there's a lot of shitty things like jumping enemies, guns, and enemies that only grab that really get in the way of keeping the game smooth. I can't just let loose and kick ass and get my ass kicked without something interrupting the combat in one way or the other. 6.5/10 so far, might go 7 if there's good replayability.

Thanks, Ill give it a pirate and see for myself

Oh, and enemies are way too spongy for my tastes. I'd rather rip and tear, but enemies get up four or five times each and it's a pain in the ass after a while.

BANE?

I feel the same way, but I suppose its to teach you crowd control.

You're a big gopnik

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wow subtle :)

You know the Christian morality was made to teach idiots how to be decent human beings and create stable family units right?

If you were actually intelligent and could think for yourself you'd be able to use your brain and tell me why their values are of benefit (only applies if you actually want to have a family though).

It's shit, and so is your taste, user.

Thanks, faggot.

Yep, it's commie apologism.

poor commies :(

I was hoping that both sides would have been completely fucked up on their own ways.

Guess devs can't handle the pandering.

My, my, how scary.

lel

Communism is retarded though, as all evidence has shown.
t. an inhabitant of an ex-socialist country

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Where are commies now? In Venezuela and South Korea? You have your Commiefornia already. Imagine what happens if Hillary wins.

ЦЦЦЦ

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don't bully the snek

I don't even want to think about the story right now, the difficulty of this game is absolutely fucked, the other drugs are locked behind arena mode, and getting to wave 10 in any arena outside of the first is nigh impossible.

Damn, now that I've woken up a bit, I can safely say that I had no idea what the fuck I was talking about earlier, this game fucking sucks. One of my favorite parts of playing beat em' ups was going through a loading screen for EVERY FUCKING SCENE TRANSITION. Do you like fighting extremely spongy mobs in a game that gives you no effective way of dealing with said mobs? I sure as hell don't. It's not just the mobs that are spongy, though, the bosses in this game have absurd amounts of hp as well, not to mention the 3+ respawning, spongy mooks and hyper armor as well. One of my favorite parts was a mook with a gun that can 3 shot you is hiding behind a spongy wall while hordes of mooks toss shit at you and attack you up close as well.

I don't what the fuck I was thinking earlier (I was tired), but this game sucks absolute donkey dick. What a fucking disappointment. Hopefully they'll give me my money back. I now remember why I stopped buying games on release.

I forgot to mention, certain mobs can grab you from behind, except that they sometimes do it despite you not giving them your back, bonus points when they do it while you're dash-attacking.

I'll assume you are just pretending to be retarded.

Please leave this site and come back when you are old enough to post.

What the fuck is wrong with this game? I can't even start it.

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Welp, installing the game now, i admit i've been looking forward to this game since the last e3. though this thread has dampened my enthusiasm for this game somewhat i'll play though it anyway and see how it is.

so it's anti-commie right?

Nope, this is the club of the capitalists :^)

Fuck this entire everything, you want the good ending? Don't use drugs to recover health once during the last battle.

If you've played the game, you know how difficult this is. The entire game revolves around using drugs.

I just wish this game was better on a technical level.

The lack of super armor during berserk mode, the lack of a wakeup attack, no invincibility frames despite being expected to fight 8 mobs at once. The AI partners being useless against the gimmicks of the last few levels. It all adds up.

I wish I could love this game, I was hyped for it. but no. Pirate this game user, and never look back.

Just play Final Fight. It's mechanically and graphically (how?!) superior to this and isn't full of words words words and commie shit.

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Don't you remember what arcades taught us?

That pay2win is bullshit of the highest degree.

This might not actually be worth pirating.

are you literally too retarded to figure out how to setup a netplay session with MAME? forget what I said, you and DRM deserve each other.

conservacucks are the goodest goys.

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Why is it that every vidya or movie to include written russian language has to butcher it in some way? Is it that hard to find a native russian speaker in your area to spell check your shit? Or online even?

These are the only ones correct
That's not even a word, I'm guessing they fucked up the first letter and wrote an М instead of П, in that case the plaque would've demanded a very Obamy "CHANGE!"
the last letter is not even Cyrillic, it-s just an N. If they wanted to say "STOP!", they'd again have to use a П instead of, what I assume, was supposed to be Й. In that case the sign would've said "WAIT" instead of "STOP" or even "ENOUGH".
what
yard, as in somebody's back/front yard
facto ry
office, as in a singular office. Not an office building, just one office room.

Game controls like an absolute ass, I can't even get past the fist boss because my fingers are cramping up. And the constant delays between animations and grapples and the rats and the pigs and no I don't even want to bother. Swinging my bat in thin air and the guy in front of me, on the same fucking Y axis is able to hit me with a punch. Fuck that.

Just played about 15mins and had the same thoughts. The pixel art alone was a red-flag.

I should really pick up cyrillic.

The game would probably look fine if they didn't rotate pixels and didn't use smooth gradients.

Controlling this game with a keyboard is fucking shite. You can't bind to arrow keys so my fingers are way too close together and it's giving me a cramp. And it feels really off compared to other beat em ups, like it's way to exact as to which "level" on the screen you should be in order to hit someone. I liked Double Dragon Neon much more.

And my opinion keeps changing, probably why I don't really make my final judgement on a game until it's been out a year. I'd say, wait for this to go on sale. It's not a masterpiece, but it is pretty fun imo. The loading screens will forever annoy me, though, and the enemies are a bit spongy for my taste. One of the things you're going to have to learn is to push enemies away from the body you're trying to siphon drugs out of. You won't be able to get enough life/rage otherwise.

I actually felt the exact opposite. Many actual retro beat-em-ups I played felt a little too slow and sluggish or bullshitty for me, so I don't really like the genre too much, this one I could actually have fun with.
But maybe I just don't know shit, since, as I've said, haven't played a lot of beat-em-ups.

reported for underage

It's definitely a mixed bag. I haven't passed the first boss yet since I haven't figured out the gimmick I'm assuming it has to do with the needles he drops, but I've enjoyed it so far. I should probably get someone else to play it with however, since the spongey enemies are most likely to encourage coop. I Should also stop using the keyboard to play as well.

Commie faggot

The gimmick is simple. You beat the shit out of him
That's really it

he beats the shit out of me.:^(