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♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Anta Baka? Edition

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gay

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Oh you dumb fuck

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er

for senpai

welms is mine btw

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gratz you own a 300 dollar slave.

I take what I want.

SHILLARY

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All the better for slammin'

He had a train ran him.
Plus

Quality slaves has the ability to actually be useful.

Scanner thread soon

nigga welma's gonna put you out of house and home

I wouldn't be a slave though, dummy.

id put him in the 100,000s tbh ahmed

since i said so right now
hope that's okay

You might be highballing that.

Kammu would fetch a high price as a slave tho.

Being able to provide free milk and such.

I'd have to outpost these dudes.
These sober, well trained shitposters.

Welma is priceless.

miracles happen

Awwe~

Wouldn't that just be semen?

I still don't get this no linked posts...
is it so you don't give any (you)'s to the opposition?

And when does the thread change?
I could just cheat, make one, and then link when thread is about to change over.

♥

its a first come first servced kinda deal

So what is the image limit?

around the 250+ mark is a good wager.

Unless, I make a SCANNER thread on Holla Forums...
and invite the madness of anons.

@cookie

Where are you taking me for our first date?

what

grims house
we're gonna share an awkward dinner with them then work out his arranged marriage to chii

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why not just create madness

That's what I intend. Fuck it, going to pony thread on Holla Forums, wanna join in?

hey bb grill

Scoots, where would you take me for our first date?

That doesn't sound fun :/

@Grim

THIS FUCKING STUFF WILL MAKE YOU A SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS

I'll jump in in a minute

Scoots you're 2horny all the time

its not fun but its efficient
we'll help out our best buddy while forming important bonds

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No please.

He'll treat you to something classy.
Like In-N-Out.

A classy seaside bistro in a sunkissed place in the world.

Its a god damn curse.

in-n-out it is then !

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Papa Grim

Sounds Mediterranean~

NOOO

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feels bad man

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Oh my. How disappointing that we're all still alive.

Shout me when you're ready.

#edge

nah just you

It is. Nothing says class or romance like Italia.
Babadaboopee

Looking out for all his children.

i had a folder with 500 duplicates of that image before my pc bork

feelsbadman

the best first date is usually best when its something active tbh

like kayaking or hiking or something

you are all my children

Locked and loaded.

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papi~

.///.

I know a trail with a waterfall cave to hang out in :3

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I was going to try and inb4 "daddy" but

Wine has an uncanny ability to unlock things

where you live sounds based
im just on a dry mountain with a lake in the middle
there's so little good places to explore

Dont worry love, the cavalry's ere

Oh? What kind of things~?

Most of the time the scenery is not worth all the other shit tier city problems I was getting into a couple days ago :/

Secrets, desires, hotel suites...

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small towns have a ton of shitty problems bae
what do you have?

I miss this show. the new version of it is a bastardized perversion of something slightly resembling comedy

kids from small towns are literal demons that will tear you apart and eat you alive for fun.

t. someone that moved to a small town in the 4th grade

Kinda wanna make welma and loco a cum tribute.
Might be the horns talking.

Mostly meth and trailer parks.

oh is meth in every small town?
theres an area of the city called sugarloaf that is crawling with white and mexican meth addicts
i thought it was just us and the south

kids in general are literal demons
youre lucky youre basically a girl who cant get pregnant

Pretty much every rural area of America has some sort of drug problem with high rates of alcoholism.
Because what the fuck else are you going to in the middle of nowhere?

How is that supposed to be flattering?

You wouldnt know
ur a normie

people actually get off on that shit

AHHHH

you'd spoil me bigtime. Oh, how I hate to owe people *licks*

heroin epidemic, stabbings, shootings, cop killings, etc. That kind of stuff.

Just seems degrading.

Scoots, give me blood tribute but like with my blood ;3c

I am sure you could settle the bill... somehow...

o bb, it just keeps getting more interesting

Something's gotten into me today x_x

certainly isn't dick

the lewd virus, now lets play doctor

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Grim-sama

B-but I kinda want to get pregnant...

He's got a rubber dick in his anus.

Did I miss something ? There is an odd rise of libido here it seems.

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cat woke me up from my nap, played me for a bitch-ass casper and ate my dessert when i was sleeping
cats know sleeping hands don't pet, when i stroke his fur the panic was total
But then he came back, because this cheesecake pretty good

8ch.net/b/res/5833569.html

I did it, made my thread on Holla Forums, inviting shitposters from anywhere I know of.

Feel free to drop in.

8ch.net/b/res/5833569.html

sounds like fun
do you ever get a gun and go outside to join all of it when youre bored?

dont be dumb
no you dont

Probably just the hormones.

I know :///

Are you gonna gibbe physical, doc?

Nooo. I can't own a gun.

I mean not right now but I'd like to eventually grow a teeny baby human in me and show it love and affection the way mom mom never did for me...

My libido is raging all the time

in libido you're not quite dead and not quite alive

I promise, my fingers wont be cold bb. Now wheres that scalpel?

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Nope, still confused.

That sounds like a bad idea. THEY will find us. THEY will try to break us. Oooooooh the memories.

Maybe. I wish I had someone to share my hormonal outbursts with.

Used to happen to me before. Then I became addicted to hentai.

True dat.

That's limbo.

how low can you go
how low can you go
how low can yo go
libido

YOUR ENGLISH IS AWFUL.
LIMBO, NOT LIBIDO.

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botox lips big ass tits, blonde bitch
blibido

lee
bee
do

You actually cant?
why not?

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jesus josh why havent you touched your desert?
I have luhbaydo :(

winnabaygo

nooo, now i fucked up

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Nigger, your life is a ulmination of bad ideas, what is one more?

Dunno. I consider all ideas bad by default.

getting senpai all excited, where do we make the first incision?

youtu.be/eGBXtf_GVAY
Get one of those instead.
They're pretty cheap.

naufghty ny nature
white ny choice

If I had to choose: pic related

Holy moly that's sweet.

I guess cut and lick? am I right?

sdkajdaijdvbaidbvaisdbvaisdbvaib

cut n' tuck tho

licks

Don't forget to nibble on my belly button ring

Okay, going to bed now. bye everyone

Libido Gallardo

while you are all plugged up? pretty naughty

ni ni

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

dont get killed in your sleep gypsy

Do not expect those nipples to go unscathed either. nibble nibble.

I think he has to worry more about getting blown up by ISIS.

Well, I'm giving the mash up a try, but I don't think I bring in the cunts as well I wanted to. Oh well, this only an experiment, an out there experiment to see if anyone one wants to join in a random shitposting board, and see if we could make a new group out of it amongst other posters.

2sensitive pls not that!!

not even licks... licks as you get rubbed?

Scoots, you're a viable voice of reason, should I shut my experiment down?

never. for science

I'm getting a little bit better at not eating. hopefully by the time I'm in my new place I'll be eating less than 1000cal a day without any issues

I forgot how nice drink is

Time to cyber

oy vey

I don't know what would happen.

Sabs isn't even online so maybe not actually

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For science! i must!

maybe I can be your sabs tonight, mom and dad will never know

its happening

I mean, eating less than 1000cal is pretty unhealthy but hey, you do you.

Blegh

You can't rub your wetness against my face though

try illigal aphateamemes

But you wouldn't know how Sabs cybers

He's gotta be real desperate yo.

F-fine >///

Would depend on what "wetness" you mean.
*rubs*

good girl, *licks*

it's more like eating less than 600 is bad. 1000cal is perfectly okay.

not really intersted in amphetamines, I already have manic episodes and hallucinations and don't need any more

Sabrina cybering everyone seems likely.

Shoot me now

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its okay, i wont share our logs xD
kidding, im not sabrina
kills self

Everyone and anyone
Except Scoots.

No killin' anyone!

I think you have a warped perception of what "perfectly okay" means. Why don't you just exercise more with a healthy calorie intake of about 1500-2000?

hallucinations?
You can dance to the motion of your wallpaper without drugs?

hows that plug feeling? bet its snug

getting cyber blocked by sabrina even after all this time :@

Poor Scoots.

Starve yourself.

audible halucinations dailey and rarely visual ones.

I'll be living in a state where it's 115 during the day pretty much every day during summer, so exsersize is not on the top of the list of things I want to do

i baked a shit pie
now i eat like france

oh look i add pastry to cream
now i eat like france

so you love snowboarding?

Exercise is never on the top of the list of things I want to do, I still do it every day. That's how you stay healthy and fit. It ain't easy.

ooh look this snail is GAAAARLIC
such france

Really? Damn.
Accidentally?

Well...
Can't blame her.

this frog? on my plate?
SO FRANCE

cant blame her -_-

was always intersted but never had the opportunity.

I was born for places where snow is a thing, not hot deserts

Touche.

And tst's why you are swedish fish i guess

I run outside even if it's snowing,raining, hot as fuck. As long as it's not thunderstorming/hailing, or obvious dangerous weather, you should have no excuses. You're better than that.

ugh, i saw jenny the other day eating some kind of annorexic pancake with mushrooms, she's such a french slut

hey my winteralnd
see the moon there

I went to go to mcdonalds and they serve me rat in soup
now they cook like french

heyyyyyyyyyyy

I'M A DUMB FAT AMERICAN AND I'M GONNA PUT KETCHUP ON THIS PIECE OF COD, BUT IT'S FINE DINING BECAUSE I HOLD MY FOR LIKE A FUCKING RETARD
JUST LIKE FRANCE

I TURN MY NOSE UP AS I PUT THIS MASHED VEGETABLE IN MY MOUTH
KJUST. LIKE. FRANCE.

kroni brought the best memes

my fucking sides

IT IS FOREVER MY EMAILFIELD. SUCH A GOOD MEME

lol can't see because of email protection

Now I website just Like scotland

WTB email protection, i have Gmail nd don't want to spend more then 50 snowdollars

Please rate my thing

Pining for the fjords.

fjord to fjord
nord to nord

scoots what you know about fjordniggers?

Nothing, tell me more.

laying in bed all night willl not get this splliff rolled and smoked, i know this and i have to work with this.
This is why i have to push myself extra hard at times to get out of bed, because i will always be able to return when the spliff is smoked.

I should be a motivational speaker.

Google swedish same
it's the native swedes, like indians in america, pakis in india, urdu in kurdistan, and walrus in canada

But isnt white native lol

8/8

duh

wew

They have slightly asian eys due to alot of light reflected on snow

is that breivik?

no, just a native swede
some of them even have updog on a boat

lol whats updog xD

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOU ACTIVADE MEIN TRAP CARD

HAHA I TOTALLY TRICKERE SCOOTS

lolololol
you ever been to a duckdo

epic trickster 1.0
trickst so hard motherfuckers wanna ban me

SCOOTS, I'm doing things, with my new found knowledge.

I CANT REPAIR FROM TRICKKER

KNOWLEDGE

SCIENCE

No seriously, I'm doing some Howard Bloom things, I realized that I can make threads for anime folk within Holla Forums and that you can get more posts in a board, and bump up this board to top 10.

Instead of posting here, I bring people here to make their own OP apart from the NEO GEO posts.

babby's first rick and morty

da booty be tootie fruity

Then again, stronger posters than me have things to do.

So I'll prune my thread which I made, and wait for the next cunt who wants my services.

Right now, I'm back to posting, a singluar purpose, what you want me to talk about?

Do mods or admins delete threads?
I need a thread deleted since it is useless right now.

rate my account freeze

ask them nicely

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You know what I'm doing right?
I'm figuring shit out.
IN A SCANNER WAY.

You know how fucked up that would be if an idea of mine made form?

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33rd dimension

Soeaking of which, here is some Howard Bloom.

Will post music of 33rd dimension soon.

Oh shit son
Thats alot of plants
I bet it smells wonderful in there

Sup slut
Hows the Sat coming along?

it really does

Great
PoE and UFC both /happening/

analog or bust

tiem for sleep
night gang.

Wow this nerd playing PoE
I didn't know you liked UFC though, I guess you are a guy after all

Sounds like some beers would make it all like 20x better

I want to go buy some weed and smoke but its so fucking hot outside
Its 108

soto pls lub me

Hah. No.

I knew you were gonna call me a nerd for that lol
Yeah it's great, sucks that I have to stay up til 3am for the best parts though

Don't think my friends are into it ;;

You're extra needy/affectionate today.

Disregard the image choice.

just rolled up some hash, it only took me about 1 hour and fifteen minutes to start rolling from when i felt i wanted to get high
i must have been bitten by a neet

Yeah lol

I can't turn it off.

I think I overboard my shit, I need to go harder.
What do I do now?

Just go randomly over to a friend's house and sit in their lap.

welms

I'm basically just secretly waiting to be summoned out this evening but at this point I don't think it's going to happen.

Booboo~

With a girl or guy?

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I've been tryna fuck this boy again but every time I try to talk to him he just randomly stops in the middle of the conversation

?

Either is fine.

Maybe. I don't remember.

Who are you?

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I meant, who were you waiting on to ask you out?
Or did you not really have plans, just hoping someone would call you up?

What are we posting about?

It's a shitty candy in the US.
Not actually Swedish.

snowboarding clothes

which thread

we have them in sweden as well, we don't call them yannkee fish
röda fiskar

I think he means this one.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Fish

Apparently they are actually Swedish in origin.
"pastellfiskar"

lol, maybe in the 40's

Ah, fair enough.
They still taste like shit.
Just wax.

The latter this time around.

Sometimes it works.

there will always be shit candy producers, but the candy can be tasty
malaco makes coogd ones i think

same bruh
what plans do you have this weekend

Just call up someone and ask them to do something instead of waiting.

Salmiak shit sounds fucking repulsive.

blame the finns

My man.

I have work tomorrow, but then Monday off again. I don't usually make plans so probably nothing.

Meh. Maybe.

friend is saying how he wishes he asked his gf for her brothers snapchat
"we're really good friends too so"

oh. thanks

praise the finns

No problem.

What's the worst that could happen?
They say no?

I did things.

wat

Okay, I admit I laughed.

Should've brought her to the family, see the cunt irl.

That's like more than a Full Restore.
What a rip off.

i thoght you were sleeping
valio is the shit tho

I don't even know.
Now I'm watting at my own shit.
I've developed my own energy resource.
Watting myself.

I know right?

her family is on a cruise. her phone is on airplane mode but the brothers isn't.

confusing me

The worst? I have to go out lol

I'm still half nocturnal.
Word to the street, best dairy products.

At least you'd get out and have some fun, you goddamn misanthrope.

Yes, I'm aware of the hypocrisy.

Wanna skype chat?
Pray tell I'm more coherent on mic than typing.

bwaa bwaa. I've spent too much money the last 3 weeks going out. Gotta slow down for a bit, diggy.

I googled Valio to see what it was.
Is it all lactose free milk?
That shit is disgusting.

am playing starcraft2 with a few friends atm

I thought all you've spent it on was like clothes shopping and shit.

What does that even mean?

It's a brand of dairy products, biggest manufacturer here.

Vanilla all day

milk is the flame
yoghurt is the bomb

Thats rough
We should do something ~

Nah, man. That was the wrapping up event with hanging with my friend from Philly. Then I went out on those dates with that chick, and out to bars a couple times with other friends earlier this week.

No clue. Maybe like a "fufufu?"

But it's so humid and gross x_x

Ah, all of the English results for it were just company blurbs about them making the first lactose free milk from actual milk so I just assumed that's all it was.
Milk alternatives or "healthy" variants of milk are just disgusting.
Milk should have like 5% milk fat. Otherwise, it's just nasty water from permeate.

i' having another slice of cheesecake and noone can stop me

So out of place right now, I think I drank 9 cans of lager and I got no one to talk to and no-one to focus on and things.

I know if I tried doing something myself in this state, goes to shit, get help, goes to shit... so.... what do I do with my day?

K, is cool

Doesn't sound too bad.
But a night at a friend's doesn't really cost much, just like a six pack or a bottle of something, and then hanging out.

I think I now know why you do constant uppers.
To lose the weight.

Well most of my main hangout friends smoke and I'm already done that so I don't need the hangout part. I'd have to watch him play Overwatch more and I'm not really willing to do that lol

That kakao doe.

Only ever tried soy milk, not really my thing.

auswich skinny by nature
if i've been on a really long sleepover tho, i look weird skinny, like meth cheeks lol

Kakao yoghurt?
Never had it

Fair enough.

Someone I knew was one of those annoying anti-vac types and believed in holistic horse shit and drank all of those because "cow's milk has antibiotics and vaccines so it's going to give me autism". Just the easiest way is to not try any of them. They're all nasty.

Thats what showers are made for bae

Showers are 100% humidity

Your face in general is like token Scandy: gaunt and exaggerated features.

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That'd be something new.
They don't sell kakao there in tetrapaks?

I refuse to believe people like that exist.
I'll take your word for that then.

fracture my ass senpai

Don't worry Elma I'll send you some love rn

We should both shower then so we can take 50% humidity each

finally

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I can see why I can't do a stream on LISA, because that shit can't do fullscreen.
Guess I'm back to square one.

shush, peasant

so how does this work, do I like just jam it in or like give you the money first or what even

have you seen subway.wmv

You just jam bills in his holes first.

Depends on if you tie me up or not and how many shirts you go through~

I don't think so?

youtube.com/watch?v=k5wzT5hLgUw

Something tells me I may be a little cclingy.
Bot something als otell me me, disregard that, I bring in some interesting noise.

Ergo, in my drunken, pathetic state, I bring you noise.
It may be something you hate or love, but it is something that got my attentiion.

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shit lyrics tbh

I don't even know what to say.

Poor shitlord, and I'm wasting my life.

Plus he has fantastic hair.

It just feels me with a strong desire to get a scalpel, some isopropyl and shave all of those off.

Pls try harder, I feel shit as it is, I'm in the earth's basement and I want something to drill down to mantle, tetra and that other shit and whack my silly self.

Yeah, but you're not trained.
And they'll probably grow back, regardless.

That dude is fuked, not beyond recognition, but fucked regardless.

are these song lyrics or your suicide note

Reminds me of potatoes for some reason.

Is thread dead already? my god.

strawpoll.me/10400271
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Nigers, you're bored.
So, what do you do if you're bored?
You do something.
Something else.

Now, let's say I offered you something else whilst you can post here, and doesn't involve rape, wouldyou be down my idea?

Is your idea to play Rust and build a house together?

No, that's your idea. A good idea, but no, that takes patience. That take investment, what we need is a playground game that doesn't take investment.

~How about ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT TIME?

Nah, what we need is a leader, and I can do a thing where we can pick a leader, or we can do a dice thing to pick a leader and we do what the leader does.

All I need is a bow, an arrow, and a faggot gathering raw materials and working hard like a cuck that has an unprotected skull.

I also have a method for deciding who is leader.

Yes, but no.

I have the idea to regale our actions to a wheel of fortune.

We add shit that we want to do, and let the wheel choose.

Nevermind you lead.

If you're playing the music card, I will beat you though.

I demand tribute.

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Too late,I am needed.

Easy come, easy go

skynet-rundown ;

New thead, ain't neo geo but it is sometihg.

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this webm kind of stinks