Fullderp: Low Ladder Tactics edition

Fullderp is a game where one of us declares himself the champ and takes a ragtag team of six Pokemon assembled by anons into an online competitive Pokemon battling simulator!

When the current champ calls "new champ", the first poster to claim it is our champ. The first six legal Pokemon suggested once champ has been claimed or "new team" has been called will be the team our champ uses to battle. Suggesters are not to make multiple suggestions for a team unless 15 minutes have passed since their last request, or if the champ specifically asks for re-requests. The champ will be battling in OU unless he specifies otherwise.

Joke Format of the Month Other Meta of the Month is Mix & Mega
Any mon can use any mega stone (but not really).

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Showdown:
play.pokemonshowdown.com/teambuilder/
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THE RULES:
Failure to follow the rules will result in IMPEACHMENT and/or BULLYING.
1. The champ cannot forfeit or intentionally throw a match.
2. The champ may not edit a set without the suggester's permission.
3. The champ is not allowed to timer stall.
4. All Pokemon must be nicknamed.
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play.pandorashowdown.net/
It's a Mexican bootleg, but it's good enough.

1. /roomvoice (username)
This lets us talk. Do this for every single person. If someone's unregistered, tell them in chat.
2. /publicroom
This lets us enter the room.

/dt [x] - Get additional details on a Pokemon/item/move/ability.
/weak [pokemon] or [type 1]/[type 2] - Provides a list of resistances, weaknesses, and immunities (ignoring abilities).
/coverage [move/type 1], [move/type 2], … - Provides the best effectiveness match-up against all defending types for given moves or attacking types.
/learn [pokemon], [move, …] - Displays if a Pokemon can learn the given move(s).
/ds [x], [x], … - Searches for Pokemon that fulfill the selected criteria. Search categories are: type, tier, color, moves, ability, gen, resists, recovery, priority, stat.
(Replace / with ! to display results to the room.)
/me - Allows for erotic roleplaying and crogre memes.

Protip: 
Put your memes in [code] tags to make it easier for the champ to import them!

OP Copypasta:
pastebin.com/raw/n1TX1p62
Just copy and paste!
Reminder:
Don't make the new thread until the old one is on Page 13!

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Nothing. We have no champ and we've been dead for hours.

Mods are knob goblins, but you already knew that.

I'll champ.
Theme:I know this will get me weedles Bootleg Alolas
note:you don't have to follow it

Make a Bootleg Alola meme.
Give it an assault vest.

Venomoth (AlolaForme) (Butterfree) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Compound Eyes
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sleep Powder
- Roost
- Bug Buzz
- Stun Spore

Butterfree (AlolaForme) (Venomoth) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Tinted Lens
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Quiver Dance
- Sludge Bomb
- Bug Buzz
- A move of your choice

Tyranitar (Alola) (Aggron) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Toxic
- Heavy Slam
- Metal Burst
- Reversal

Persian (Alola) (Liepard) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 SpA
Quiet Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Copycat
- Assist
- Dark Pulse
- Encore

You (Alohan) (Ditto) @ Choice Band
Ability: Imposter
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Transform
-

Moltres (Alola Forme) (Articuno) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Pressure
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Defog
- Haze
- Freeze-Dry
- Roost

Let's go
play.pokemonshowdown.com/teambuilder

Wow. Great job chimp, doing good already!

Well, fuck it I bet you proxyfagged the whole team.
new champ

you didn't link to the game

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-430690858

You didn't link the fucking game, you retard.

Bully.

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-430691297

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-430693351

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-430697489

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-430697932

You're a complete retard, try not to shit the hallway on your way to the bed.

No he's just a BR

You're kinda late, fam.

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-430702760

new champ
you're all easily baited
your next line will be >I was merely pretending

YOU are merely pretending, FourClackersJoseph

I'll chimp. Did the server stop shitting the bed?

Audrey II (Lileep) (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Storm Drain
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Ingrain
- Amnesia
- Curse
- Seed Bomb

In the event Audrey II gets a kill, you may evolve her into Cradily with a move set, ability, EVs, and item of your choice. But keep the name and gender.

Luck: Sometimes, luck is fun in pokemon. Jirachi's 60% flinch chance Iron Head is good, because it has a good chance of working and it still does damage either way.


However, you should never, ever, EVER use Attract or Confuse Ray in pokemon. They're cheap tactics with only a 50% chance to work. If it fails, you wasted a move. If it works, people hate you for winning in such a cheap way. It's a lose lose situation, and you should never use it due to the high chance of failure.

It's why no one uses moves like Hypnosis or Dynamic Punch without No Guard. It's just too luck based.

It's why no one uses moves like Hypnosis or Dynamic Punch without No Guard. It's just too luck based.

Ditto @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Imposter
Happiness: 127
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
IVs: 0 Spe
Sassy Nature
-Transform

Where'd you dig up this copypasta?

in the maze of smogon's boards

I'll still use it, but I'm legitimately curious. Why 0 Speed IVs with Choice Scarf? Why a defensive set, again, if Choice Scarf? Why 127 happiness?

Tyn Mep (Flygon) (F) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Superpower
- Hone Claws
- Dragon Rush
- Defog

my resugg
watch out for HP Ice

j-just to fuck with you champ

Huh. Still, if I don't other 4 suggestions from other anons in the next half hour I'll use both.

my third resuggest
cool hat guy (Breloom) @ Toxic OrbAbility: Poison HealEVs: 12 HP / 244 Atk / 252 SpeJolly Nature- Spore- Seed Bomb- Focus Punch- Substitute

and my 4th resuggs
Weavile @ Lum Berry Ability: Pickpocket EVs: 20 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 232 Spe Jolly Nature - Swords Dance - Ice Shard - Pursuit - Beat Up

last one
Whimsicott @ Leftovers Ability: Prankster EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Memento - Encore - Moonblast - Tailwind

dogars


Since it's Imposter, only HP EVs matter, scarf wins you every speed tie. 127 happiness I'm not sure about, maybe it's to get not-shit damage for both Return and Frustration, but most people use max happiness. Which is why you should use max happiness ditto and 0 happiness frustration on your teams

Drimblim - Starf Berry
Ability: Unburden
252 HP 252 Spe 6 Def
Timid
- Baton Pass
- Recycle
- Substitute
- Thunder Wave

The opposing Terrakion used Close Combat!
It's not very effective… A critical hit! Heracross lost 46.2% of its health!
The opposing Terrakion's Defense fell! The opposing Terrakion's Special Defense fell!
Heracross used Close Combat!
It's super effective! A critical hit! The opposing Terrakion lost 100% of its health!
Heracross's Defense fell! Heracross's Special Defense fell!
The opposing Terrakion fainted!

true random, goys

link???????

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-430750580

Two more user suggestions that aren't 5a3e91, otherwise I'll pick two more resuggs.

Agent Snips (Drapion) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Night Slash
- Pursuit
- Earthquake
- Swords Dance

SICCSMOGSTRATSSS (Caterpie) @ Assault Vest
- Snore
-
-
-

『Wheel of Fortune』 (KlinKlang) @ Life Orb
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 spe
Adamant Nature
- Gear Grind
- Shift Gear
- Return
- Wild Charge

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-430754143
And here we go

Wartortle - Eviolite
252 HP 124 DEF 134 SP DEF
Bold Nature
Counter
Mirror Coat
Rest
Sleep Talk

Great start.
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Yep, we're doing great.
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and
Drifblim - Starf Berry
Bold
252 Hp 252 Def 6 Def
Baton Pass
Substitute
Thunderwave
Recycle

:^)

Not die is important

New team
holy shit I actually hit Dragon Rush twice

I sweep retards (Pikachu) @ Light Ball
Ability: Lightning Rod
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Grass Knot
- Encore
- Thunderbolt
- Nasty Plot

*BURN BAN* (Ferroseed) @ Eviolite
Ability: Iron Barbs
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stealth Rock
- Spikes
- Leech Seed
- Thunder Wave

An Armaldo with the name "Natural Selection" kitted out however you please, chimp.

hint: the ultimate gravy train is switching onto a rotom-w and Lightning Rod-ing its volt switch/thunder, then encoring when it tries to do another move, then sweeping with 2x SPA

Weavile @ Lum Berry
Ability: Pickpocket
EVs: 20 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 232 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Ice Shard /whatever
- Pursuit /whatever/ ice punch
- Beat Up

main thing is SD and pu

Wartortle - Eviolite

252 HP 124 DEF 134 SP DEF

Bold Nature
___
Drifblim - Starf Berry

Bold

252 Hp 252 Def 6 Def

Baton Pass

Substitute

Thunderwave

Recycle
Counter

Mirror Coat

Rest

Sleep Talk

oh fuck the formatting

Drifblim - Starf Berry
Bold
252 Hp 252 Def 6 Def
Baton Pass
Substitute
Thunderwave
Recycle

___

Wartortle - Eviolite
252 HP 124 DEF 134 SP DEF
Bold Nature
Counter
Mirror Coat
Rest
Sleep Talk

A Yanmega

There we go, let's see if I can suck less
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definitely not
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one bellsprout
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Fuck ferrothorn.

I'm sure champ appreciates your effort guys, but you do know that the formatting is so that it can be imported directly into teambuilder right?
and conversely mons made in teambuilder are exported into that format

New chimp
4D CHESS TURTLE WON US THE MATCH

Prepare for this NEW CHIMP
Give me good chimps

Genie Sweeper (Unown) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Hidden Power [Ice]
-

WHO CAN GUESS WHICH FORMER CHIMP IS THIS

Torterra called 5D GO TURTLE

I will be you (Mew) @ Light Ball
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fling
- Thief
- Defog
- Transform

This is my house (Wailord) @ Grip Claw
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Soak
- Whirlpool
- Clear Smog
- Rest

Towlie?

THICC (Mienshao) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Bulk Up
- Drain Punch
- Baton Pass
- Poison Jab

full stall smogthorn or full stall cancerbat

hey

Salandit (Kalos) (Heliolisk) @ Air Balloon Ability: Dry Skin EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Surf - Glare - Thunderbolt - Focus Blast

enjoy, you degenerate normalfag

Little Memer (Natu) @ Eviolite
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe
- Haze
- Pain Split
- Reflect
- Trick Room

I did all the importable ones, should I do the memeones

memes are our life blood, yes you do

Yup, this is Marathon man

if you get a suggestion you H*CKING take it! Do you want to get impeached?

WORKING ON IT

impeached president chimp

nigger, you take the first 6 and if there's a conflict then you tweak, explain the conflict, and post a changelog

You take the memes and roll with it.

Come on champ

WE GOT THIS SHIT

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okay won now here's real
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Thanks Nido!

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You only have yourself to blame

...

this is a weird fight

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as soon as the server restarts I'm stealing that nigger's name

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it would have missed, anyway

chimp is dimp


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I set a record right

the whirlpool misses were great though

It also had leech seed. Don't forget that.

the two whirlpool misses were just pretty good man

we're good to go

play.pokemonshowdown.com/teambuilder

good meme, i almost clicked it

play.pokemonshowdown.com/ladder

MAn I wish I could spend all my time making pokemon stat counting tools
smogon.com/forums/members/orda.218163/

very funny, guys

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-vgc2016-430789626

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i'll champ

smogon light (Linoone) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 172 HP / 252 Atk / 44 Def / 40 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Extreme Speed
- Iron Tail
- Shadow Claw

Rotom-Oyvey called MODS GO HERE

a fag poge called Orda-Y is gay

Tauros @ Salac Berry Ability: Anger Point Happiness: 0 EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Endure - Frustration - Iron Head - Stone Edge

DEATH EGG (Blissey) (F) @ Life Orb
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Thunder
- Blizzard
- Fire Blast
- Soft-Boiled

Peenus Weanus :) (Haxorus) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Unnerve
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Outrage
- Poison Jab
- Shadow Claw

use this instead actually
Raichu-Alola (Raichu) @ Leftovers
Ability: Lightning Rod
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Light Screen
- Heart Stamp
- Nuzzle
- Fake Out

Fuck me, got muted

Mod messaged me thinking I was Advantage.
I was using Avantage as a name, kek

Hey guys, i can't talk for a couple of days,

So it'll be fine

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play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-430795833

I'll post the games in the thread. so yeah

Hey, if ODa comes back, say that i think he needs thicker skin, and call him a fag, thanks guys

Orda-Y has locked your name and you can't change names anymore: impersonating staff

epin

I got muted for a couple of days for calling oda a fag.

So i might switch names

I suspected that avantage was a hotpocket mole. Funny how that goes.

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-430797703

Give me new memes.

I need a new team for new name

REMOVE GOBLIN (Pangoro) @ Leftovers
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Body Slam
- Crunch
- Drain Punch
- Parting Shot

[06:05] @reisen: I don't see why I should unlock you

A shitmon called reisen

a shedinja with only sandstorm

Rape dog (Smeargle) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Spore
- Belly Drum
- Extreme Speed
- Drain Punch

Talonflame @ Charti Berry
Ability: Gale Wings
EVs: 216 HP / 252 Def / 40 SpD
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sunny Day
- Fire Blast
- Roost
- Solar Beam

Bloodpig (Grumpig) @ Choice Specs Ability: Thick Fat EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Psyshock - Shadow Ball - Focus Blast - Trick

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-430799920

hahaha, still banned.

Who ever is asking why i'm still banned.

After i got 7 minutes banned, i messaged the oda and said if he would be alright. Then called him a fag, so know i'm banned from talking.

what a spicy guy!

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play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-430801705

my negro

Fuck I hate moderators so much. Here's what I was gonna post

Can you stop being a Hot Pocket-consuming failure, Orda-Y
You should apologize to your mother next time she comes down to ask you to stop screaming at the computer
It'll be more polite than your usual act of throwing a piss bottle at her and screaming about how this is your job, even though you aren't paid a cent to fuck up this site

Even the free ones will fool smogoncucks

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-430802886

But aren't all free ones botnets?

no it's like a free trial

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Which one then

I'm asking in thread because I'm locked but what does this even mean

I have no idea/

I feel like we pissed off orda today but hes actually a good mod.

But i don't know, i'm just a maid.

Try Tunnelbear. Extremely easy to use

Pick the one that isn't a power tripping failure.

In his defense, we have been calling mods for a while. A proper mod would have just followed and laugh at us. He got pissy, took the bait.

Its his fault for not moderating, instead he enforced his tiny dick syndrome down our throats.

We're doing the right thing here. There should be no need for authfags on a free simulator of a casual vidyer.

Alternatively, we could make showdown so deleterious to nintendo's brand that they shut it down

I agree with you.

I'm just trying to look from both sides, so if people get pissy, i can give an objectivly good answer to tell them there fucken wrong.

Enjoy then

Mods only exist because zarel's code can't be trusted without baby sitters, they need to stop thinking that they're police and realise that they're just bug report bots

Guest 18543 and other numbers show up because we're namelocked, and they changed our names because it hurts their feelings

Look up "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality" and Less Wrong. Basically, it means he fell for Eliezer Yudkowski's circlejerk on Bayesianism, a bunch of pseudoscience that takes perfectly good math theorems, applies them to things they aren't supposed to work on and then pretends that the result is "rational". These people tend to be insufferable wankers who think they are oh so enlightened.

Guys, somebody explain to me what part gay is.

oh, bisexual, never mind

New champ, i'm tired.

I'll be back in a couple of days

Also heteroflexible :^)

rip


thanke

...

But mods are always rectally ragnaröked. It's what fuels them.

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...

Slugma mega

wrong pic

at least we know how it mega evolves

It basicly wears its rock shell like an armour, boosts its def and sp def and gives it levitate

ayo where da champ at

you da champ

WE
WUZ

Sleepy champ here.
I wanna take a nap.
I'll be back in 15-30 minutes.

Have a team ready for me when I get back.
If someone else wants to champ then impeach me.

any pastebin meme but jr form

A mon with truant

sigilyph running something other than blood totem(you can still pack stored power though)

Octillery @ Choice Specs
- Acid Spray
whatever else you want

Gallade @ Galladite
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Drain Punch
- Knock Off
- Taunt

I don't get it.

ROULETTE ROCK

a mon that does not share a weakness with any of your other mons

I'm not sure if that would've been possible anyway

Current weaknesses: fighting, grass, ground, steel, water, fairy, flying, ghost, electric, dark,
ice, rock

it missed anyway. but that is a decent party then.

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431158493


It begins!

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This is heavy.

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play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431172003

Sorry for forgetting to link.
Too sleepy…

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replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-431172003
THE MOST RETARDED MATCH IN FULLDERP HISTORY

Also, it can't be more retarded than chimp last night losing to one talonflame.

WATER type PARALYZED Talonflame, user. Get your facts straight.

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431182175

Getting opponent down to his last two mons is still a pretty good result with a team like this.

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play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431185828

I said I'd be right back.
Keeping in line with the sleepy theme, I guess you could say I had a power nap!

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431189449

It is ok if you lose or make a mistake. I am amused no matter what happens. I do not usually talk but I watch a lot. My life is kind of empty without this. That is how bad it is. I will shut up now.

NEW CHAMP

me
or any specs ghost

FlowersForAlgernon (Meganium) @ Life Orb
Ability: Overgrow
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Aromatherapy
- Reflect
- Light Screen
- Frenzy Plant

doublade named Patrick Bateman

EndearinYungCharms (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Round
- Explosion

CONDITION: You MUST use Round at least once, and as many times as possible before using Explosion.

Breloom
- Spore
- Wake-Up Slap

Do what you want with it.

Fug, change ability to Own Tempo

this but alola

Xatu.

ddtar

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CHAMP YOU SKIPPED MY SUGG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

which one

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431207845

this

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431211643

gibe set

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It's
but alola

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『T H E W A L L』(Regirock) @ Assault Vest
EVs: 252 HP, 252 Def, 4 Spe
IVs: 31 Def, 31 HP, 0 Atk
Bold Nature

-Iron Defense
-Toxic
-Substitute
-Rest

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431218688

shit, im an idiot, replace toxic with a move of chimp's choice

Hello there fellow memester! :D
that's an EPIC set you have there xD I love how ur using an NU pokemon :o opponents will be like ¯\_(o_O)_/¯ 'what even is dis" xD

but! :O u made one crucial mistake! °‿‿°
a mon cannot use attack moves whiel it has assault vest on! \(>o

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431226608

see

mother fuck i am stupid

holy shit, there's dumb, but you're just outright retarded

just been playing too much gen 3

Wut

i meant the other way around. i'm sure that was obvious

all my wut

Probably couldn't decide between "can only use attack moves" or "cannot use status moves" and fucked it up while trying to rewrite.

Jesus wept

Also i haven't been paying attention and i didn't find anything in the matches logs. Why did champ just leave, did he even call for new champ or what?

Nah, he just disappeared after the last match.

So what now, we wait like a bunch of dumbasses?

NEW CHAMP

If champ abandoned us then it's up to us to find a new one, and the first step is to let potential chimps know the spot is open.

I'll chimp myself if no one calls it when I hit the next save spot.

No stop, its over. no champ = no fullderp. That's it, show stops for today folks

Show's over?
How about an encore?

I AM THE CHAMP
Let's get these hours lively again!

Use this abortion of a set:

any Boom Boom variation

Useful Buge (Scyther) @ Eviolite
Ability: Swarm
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Impish Nature
- Roost
- U-turn
- Defog
- Tailwind

Mega Blastoise with a name that's a penis pun

DieInAFire (Delphox) @ Life Orb
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Trick
- Will-O-Wisp
- Blast Burn
- Light Screen

any mon that does not share a type with other mons on your team

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431273296

This isn't a good start.

then change the one that was a whatever you want

But I like Krookodile.

it is a good mon.

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431279556

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431280245

We won!

why is china such a shit language

Chinks are savages

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431288287

Nobody saw that.

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431288705

We won! Again!

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431291370

Meanwhile:

Someone post cute Krookodiles because I have none.

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431297369

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431303302

NEW CHAMP

Even though I keep winning, this team makes me want to kill myself.

i'll chimp give me dank shit

Dink (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Nuzzle
- Stealth Rock
- Spore
- Magic Coat

Tried to make a Smeargle set. Nuzzle might catch some taunters or Magic Coaters off guard.

PASS THE BALL (Delcatty) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Wonder Skin
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Baton Pass
- Cosmic Power
- Wish
- Heal Bell

May she support your team and add some sort of utlity.

Mienshao (F) @ Salac Berry Ability: Inner Focus EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Reversal - Knock Off - Acrobatics - Endure / Substitute

death egg

Lopunny @ Assault Vest
Ability: Klutz
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Entrainment
- Thunder Wave
- Switcheroo
- Circle Throw

something with stored power. Doesn't need to have any boosting moves

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431318803
get in

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play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431328806

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431330694

I still can't get over how
C U T E !!
our team is.

I don't know how it happened but it did.

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431334998

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431336822

new chimp

rate my shitmon

Torchink (Combusken) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Reversal
- Protect
- Fire Punch

so, you protect first turn, sword dance until your low health, and then reversal?

Seems good,hazards and weather will ruin it, but its good.

Give it baton pass instead of fire punch or reversal and Eviolite. It's a fast buge with different weaknesses.

thanks smogon

Your an idiot, you say its good or not, not make a mon for him.

Also, somebody champ. I would, but i'm banned.

silent chimps are always our favorite

It's bad. Relying on fire punch is a terrible choice, especially for a Pokemon with special attack equal to its attack AND access to better fire type moves. It's like Dependable Fish only worse and less creative.

gee whiz why hasn't anyone ever thought of this

Fine, i'll champ,

I can't name shit either so just give me mons

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Butterfree @ Focus Sash
Ability: Compound Eyes
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sleep Powder
- Nightmare
- Dream Eater
- Tailwind

Merriment Forbidden (Dusclops) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
Toss shit into HP, Def, and Spc.Def.
- Mean Look
- Curse
- Protect
- Snatch

Best used on pokemon with pesky healing moves and no damage

Lucky Eights (Togekiss) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 70 HP / 16 Atk / 10 Def / 166 SpA / 130 SpD / 88 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Tri Attack
- Shadow Ball
- Dazzling Gleam
- Psyshock

Pokemon with early bird and rest named Wake Me Up

Balk Fetus (Mew) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Barrier
- Amnesia
- Baton Pass
- Soft-Boiled

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431370857

wew, i'm laggy

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431372295

really laggy

Do you live chimpo?

ayo where da chimp at

you da chimp

this is the chimp

alright i'll champ
but if i dont get a team in 30 mins im out

free* pick
Must be a taunt or encore mon

Torchink (Combusken) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Reversal
- Protect
- Fire Punch

shiny graveller named shitmon

scarf ditto named "me but slower"

autist cat

snips or cheap trick, whichever you prefer

Gandhi (Medicham) (M) @ Leftovers / MedichamiteAbility: Telepathy EVs: 252 HP / 180 Def / 76 SpD Bold Nature - Acupressure - Recover- Baton Pass - ((Non-Damaging Filler)) / ((Damaging Filler, but you must name him BLOOD GANDHI))

you missed by one friendo, try again next time because BLOOD GANDHI sounds like fun

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yeah bbyu

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play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431456026

Reminder that you can do anything at Zombo Com
except learn Japanese

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last one
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nvm one more
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...

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...

newchamp

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-431471636

DanFromAccounting, more like a bottom bitch

is it mad in here or is it just me

Me be chimp.

Make a meme based on a meme.

Special Metagross named new meta

A mon with aftermath

Your effect as chimp will be most felt when you are gone.

But only on contact moves?

BuriedUnderARock (Crustle) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Rock Wrecker
- Curse
- Spikes
- Stealth Rock

any mon with choice specs and acid spray

Ok one more.

Fokken captcha.

free pick.

F R E E it is.

Fuck you zarel.

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431626043

say "ctrl +" to call in mods, it raises an alert on their consoles.

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play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431667579

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431671220

NEW CHAMP

Thank god he's finally gone.
Thanks for chimping for us, buddy.
It is ok if you lose or make a mistake. I am amused no matter what happens. I do not usually talk but I watch a lot. My life is kind of empty without this. That is how bad it is. I will shut up now.

I can chimp, give me mix and mega thingies.

mega wigglytuff

mega Walrein

Mega Weedle

Fucking flag

Free pick named thanks zarel
!pick /move 1, /move 2, /move 3, /move 4Enter this whenever you want to use a move with your mon and do whatever move it tells you to use. You're free to switch out at any time.

NFE can't get megastones.


This a meme or just a shitpost?

BuriedUnderARock (Crustle) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Rock Wrecker
- Curse
- Spikes
- Stealth Rock
THIS BUT MEGA cause I'm too lazy to copy paste a different thing

Dunsparce mega then, faggot.

One more, resugg open

Pidgeotite Gengar with Hypnosis

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-mixandmega-431704562
Let's go

mega weedle is a fucking curse rest sleep talk gyro ball steelix you kike

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-mixandmega-431706311
Next


That's why I asked fucking retard, because maybe he wanted an actual weedle with a megastone.

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-mixandmega-431708135

You didnt ask shit though, you just said NFE cant have megastones

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NEW CHAMP

A new thread, even in these deadest of hours?
You better believe it!

JOHNNY IS DRUNK AND DEMANDS A CHAMP, PLEASE SOMEBODY CHAMP!