Give me your shekels anons!

Give me your shekels anons!

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REMEMBER!

No Refunds!

Fuck you user, it's looking really good

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Soon I will be able to rub this finished game in pretentious Holla Forums's faces and smug myself to death. The best part is I never donated anything to this shit.

I started saving a collection of smug anime reactions exclusively to post on the day this game flops. On the other hand if they manage to deliver half of what was promised then it would have more content than Elite Dangerous right now.

Either way it's going to be good(salt mines or a decent game).

Step up, son!

Of course anons. Can't wait to join the Star Citizen community! :^)

I LITERALLY CANNOT LOSE!!!

I mean as a game it will flop.

Whew.

Will they ever learn?

oy vey goyim more polygons more shekels

the game made millions already

That edited pic of yoda fucking killed me. What was that guy's name anyway?

the great Derek Smart

likely didn't

Oh god that last one!

Anyone got the (((6 million))) dollar man one?

4U

what happened with that mexican? didnt he suppose to kill Mr. Roberts?
did the mememagic backfired?

It's a MMO and it's going to be a piece of shit like every MMO ever.

I thought that was farage

He did the same with Elite Dangerous when it launched, it's just a stunt to grab attention

This is even worse than a season pass for an early access game made with a Feminist Frequency crony sustained by Patreon

Personally, when SC comes out I look forward to rubbing it's success in the face of all of you Derecucks.

Even more so when he becomes an hero.

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i want to fuck taokaka in her asshole

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Holla Forums has this subgroup of people who still pine after what could have been "the real Spore". Tards gonna tard. Same with this game.

tell me last image is from a porn

>>>/reddit/

apparently she has done some sort of porn. There are some softcore tickle porn scenes of her out there.


how much did you donate citizen?

how do you fuck up everything that your game is being sold as

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It looks okay in still images. In motion it looks like pure ass

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game is looking good rn

Is he back?

thanks Satan


but honestly, why is everyone saying this will flop? Even numales sky was a financial success and thats the only thing that counts for the (((industry)))

But why should what matters to some suits matter to us? It was a complete flop for consumers worldwide, and regardless of the money he made, Sean won't be able to continue in this industry anymore, ensuring we won't see any more of his shit

Please tell me you didnt forget about them normalfags. Just look at the DLC for an E.Access game beeing a (in some cases THE) topsellers on steam

yeah just givin an example. Sean may have fucked his image with NMS but the normals will have forgotten that by the end of last week. All it takes is another shiny trailer and he is most certainly sold.

Businesses rely on a regular stream of revenue.

Sure, you can scam people once or twice, or keep selling them the same turd over and over again, but eventually, once market growth reaches maximum, you're gonna be in deep shit because there are no more suckers left to con.

We are now reaching this stage as publishers find the number of new people getting into the hobby is drying up, that those that were new a few years back are now "seasoned" enough not to fall for the same shit, nor do they get easily impressed anymore.

Meanwhile, AAA budgets are still growing with no end in sight, and publishers have now a need to seek other ways to further monetize their products, such as microtransactions, day one DLCs, DLCs in general, season passes, etc.

faggots keep saying this with no proof.

Alright but my case was about Sean. An individual would be able to scam his way through normals for quite some and when he reaches critical, he would most certainly have enough funds banked to just fuck off to whereever.

We may be and the stage you mentioned, but I still remain pessimistic - we simply cant understimate the people that just gobble up everything thats remotely presented shiny

When's the StarCon or whatever it was called? It was a blast last year. Looking forward to it and I definitely need to train my cringe muscles.

But he's not an individual. The money didn't solely go to him. Valve got a cut, Sony got a cut, retailers got a cut, he needs to pay his employees since they get their cut as well.

And remember, Sony has been propping them up for years as the project drowned in shit.

Whatever money Sean got, I guarantee you it's not nearly enough for him to comfortably retire, and all he had to pay for it was his future career in the industry.

Nobody will hire him anymore because he is PR poison, and nobody will ever give him, or Hello Games, to work on a project as large as NMS ever again.

Will he get away with it unlike Inafune?

It's really fucking strange how people compare this to NMS when people can actually play it right now and it has regular updates


Loads of people bought it, and that thing about steam offering refunds was made up

So?

Until you know how much it cost to make, market & distribute you are just guessing.

Until they themselves release the figures it is unknown.

It made at least 13 million from steam alone, which the game sure as fuck didn't take to be made
Marketing and distribution is another thing entirely, but I highly doubt it cost that much to do

star citizen sold over 2 million copies, made 113 millions

after release, I see another 3 million copies sold

at least.

I'm talking about no man's sky

No Man's Sky

182 viewers

Star Citizen

356 viewers

go see twitch.tv/directory/game/No Man's Sky top streamer

screw the No Man's Sky haters
33 viewers on fndmntl

a cuck that is rehosting a dyke playing uncharted

what waste of dubs

marketing and distribution is everything entirely

after sony and valve have taken their slice and costs are added up its very possible this has tanked.

Many games have spent tens of millions on marketing.

You have no idea what you are talking about.


sigh
no it didn't make 113 million, they have raised this much money, how much is profit? probably none in the end.

who knows

How much of that money was used to finance the wife's Hollywood "career"?

lol, wtf

Okay
Is this one of those games?
Did it have tons of TV commercials and billboards and shit? All I can remember is the E3 presentation, the trailers, and the free marketing from interviews

it takes too much to make for all the money they got

Suuuuuuure. I gonna sit and watch the fireworks on this one, or pretty much like I do with new game that comes out these days.

see
Lets see if they ever release the results but dont' blindly think this was a financial success


she's got a fallback option, pic related.

with every new game

what's that?

Sandi doing tickle "porn"

is there a package I can buy that includes fucking his wife?

What the fuck else would you do
I don't think anyone that comes here would voluntarily pay hundreds of dollars of real life money for digital ships that they'll eventually be able to get for free, so that's pretty much what everyone's doing, just watching and waiting for the game to either float or sink before deciding whether or not to get on board

You'd be surprised at what some people do here.

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Give it another year or two. Once Roberts gets desperate for more money to stave off the inevitable he'll likely auction his wife too.

I wonder if 20K+ would do it

…why do you have that image on hand?

maybe the guy was just bragging?

who knows, its a level of autism I cannot comprehend

archive.is/D2y2s

I made that mistake once, never again.

Has anyone got that cultish video of Sandi Gardiner crying about star citizen?

what could you do with 100million $ in real life? could you launch a ship to the moon?

Of Course!

Apparently the Spacex Falcon rocket costs 62mil so yes!

Make you you get insurance ;^)

We could launch all Star Citizen backers into space for reals. preferably into the Sun

Same. Absolute cancer.
>coveted the one other person that was in the group she was an English girl and equally as cringy

I may or may not have tracked him down and shot him. You're welcome

I remember you
you need some dick in that smug asshole

It gets worse friend

Much much worse

forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/344572/do-you-want-animal-husbandry-in-this-game#latest

I was expecting my face to flinch a bit, but this isn't really that surprising. I'm still disgusted, but not surprised.

These screencaps are fucking terrible, the equivalent of canned laughter used in The Big Bang Theory to hammer into your head that this is funny! laugh at this!

Oh, it's you again. Hey how's the autistic PS2 gang?

You've got me confused for someone else.

Someone made an all too similar comment back in the PS2 general a few months back.

cuck

You spend too much time here.

Never been to the ps2 general. It's just that these clusterfuck of reaction images, and the general messiness just takes away from it. I'm pretty sure that if I googled those images I could track them down on some subreddit.

Project reality and gmod with 8ch/v/ was the most fun I've had in a very long time.

Fuck off furfag.

That's a hell of a reach.

Well, I didn't make the image. I'd like to see if that was the case, though wouldn't surprise me.

Well, when someone makes a scene, it's not hard to remember concentrated autism.

Red pills are meant to be informative, dog fucker

Bruh I seriously think you have me confused for someone else. That, or you're desperate for an insult.

Whatever you say, halfchan dog fucker.

kek

I played EVE with most of these guys.
I didn't know they were furfags but it figures.

Their faggotry and drama bombs killed broski.

Can you furfags stop derailing the thread
People are trying to complain about video games here

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Well shit, that was quick

Who made that image? It fucking reeks of /s4s/

I normally wouldn't, my friend
But I'm feeling especially generous today

I'm busy playing games, user. I can't take dick right now!!!

Why is Mel Brooks the only good Jew?

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This one is my favorite. Apparently they found the thread.

>>>/monster/

Another citizencon in octobre, is there even a release date yet? This trainwreck is going to be glorious to watch

please don't send them to /monster/

You cut one knot off and the furfags only multiply
VIDEO GAMES


A release date for what? The game's already out, just not likely to be completed for years

Nope, but I'm guessing 2024. Even then it will most likely be "minimally viable".

I dug around a bit and it looks like the first chapter (it is episodic now? or was that always the case?) of the SP campaign is due "late this year or early next".

I thought that got pushed back to early 2017?

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user
What year do you think it is

My bad, that's what I get for skimming.

It's fine if you're retarded user, as long as it's from birth and not recent brain damage

It could be worse

Turning steam into facebook was a mistake.

I really like how the collection got around

This man is a living meme. Bless him.

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what the fuck

That got me.

I sold my Come fly with me package to some dumb redditor for nearly triple what i paid.

SC made me some money afterall.

You do realize most of the Ved posts shit like that Ironically right?

I haven't gone in the group chat for a year or two (I was a regular before that), but they were far better than the people I've heard in the Holla Forumscord.

Do you really expect the Holla Forums group to not shitpost? One of their first collectively shilled threads was about zero-g physics and what happens when you forgot the flush the toilet.

Arakk especially was just a downright decent guy.

That being said, having been absent for so long, they could easily be shit nowadays. Enlighten me if you're an insider.

This is going to be utter shit.

But can't we all agree, at least we want it to be good?

That deep down, below all our confidence and jadedness there lurks one tiny glimmer of hope that the world might do something good again?

We want video games to be good, right?

Didn't the recent GamesCom demo actually look good?

Or is that bullshit too?

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All their demos look good, that's what the money is being spent on.

Because he understands humor and is not afraid of making fun of jews?

Playing gaymes with Holla Forums is a blast though

When will you faggots learn that if you expect shit you can't be disappointed?

You fucked up.

Calling it now.
When Star Citizen releases and people see it for the shit it is that is when John Bain bites the dust

Bain?

Les Bains?

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They give refunds. A month or two ago they refunded some guy like 2,500 bucks.

It's already delivered something that can be considered pretty fun, provided you didn't donate anything.
I play whenever there's an open "free fly weekend", and the last patch pleasantly surprised me.

I can't even begin to speculate on how the game will turn out once all of the feature bloat is actually crammed in there, though. I suspect clusterfuck of epic proportions, but for now it's an interesting little thing.
I spent a solid hour and a half flying around a ring of asteroids around a planet looking for that new asteroid base they hid in there, since it's a pirate base and thus unmarked. Then I had to EVA and sneak inside to avoid getting blown up by the criminal players camped outside hunting tourists.
It was neat. Not amazing, not fantastic, I can't even give it a solid "good". It was neat, though.

So where I stand on this game is maybe. Maybe it'll deliver. Probably fucking not, but juuust maybe.
I'd advise everyone to continue to withhold shekels, but pop in for free fly weekends now and then. At bare minimum you could have an enjoyable time griefing people who actually paid for the game.

Yeah, too bad "neat" doesn't do it with a price tag of a $100+ millions.

I completely agree.
It does to it with a price tag of 0, though.

ITS WHAT UP DOE
If you are going to speak like a fucking nigger at least get it right.

It's pretty bad.

One of them does it for free now on halfchan in order to protect their "safe space" on /vg/.

We talking about gunnernacho here?

Isn't Ved still just a halfchan group?

I played Terraria with 8chins/v/ it was really fun and comfy fighting moonman and buildan. I can't complain.

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It's most likely going to deliver all of what it said. Except it's going to be shallow just like the city is in GTA V, where everything looks so alive and detailed until you try interact with it.

Wurm was good while it lasted.

I want to protect him

user, I don't think you realize what the problem is here
It's not that they're hopeless idea guys with pie in the sky dreams that they don't know exactly how to implement
It's that they're people who make space sims, and are therefore possibly even more autistic than the people who play space sims, and all the shit they want will never have enough time or budget to be fully implemented
If(when) they don't deliver, it won't be because they're lying hacks, it will be because they're fucking insane

Totally different games.

autismus maximus

Okay, what do you do in this game?

BattleFront2 wasn't so bad unless you were one of the 2 white guys who wouldn't shut the fuck up

jezus christ user i might be a sperg but im not this fucking bad. what do you take me for? a normalfag?

nobody knows…

In much the same way Chris-chan is.

Don't lie user. There's plenty you can do! Spend lots of shekels on jpgs. Join a cult. Alienate yourself and ruin your life along with the lives of others around you!

Yeahhhhhhhhh…
In the final product it's going to be a magic blowtorch that you turn on and wave over the ship while its damage magically knits itself, like Space Engineers.

I love overdesigned, over-complicated, excessively obtuse systems in vidya. I think this is the kind of shit that vidya needs more of, just to scare away all the non-autistic cancer infecting vidya if nothing else.
They've gotta be fucking insane if they think they're actually going to implement this, though. Last I checked, 99% of the SC fanbase was retarded, not autistic.

If I remember correctly, they already implemented a big fuck off complex damage model for the ships in the last year or two, so it wouldn't be out of the question
More than that, this is one of the many things that is a core part of what is supposed to be "the Star Citizen experience"(things like mining, which also plays directly into this system, are equally complex), the money fans would crucify them if they got rid of it
That's why I said that instead of being unfinished in the same way that Destiny is unfinished(tons of quality shit scooped out of the 'finished' product with a melon baller never to be returned), this is more likely to be unfinished in the same way that MGSV is unfinished(tons of shit cut off of the end, leaving the rest mostly complete)

Yes, an extremely cancerous one filled with furries and trannies