Some chick, literally who, makes second video game

A roastie who wasted her 15 minutes of fame is trying to squeeze in a few more seconds of relevance.

I know some journalists who are totally getting laid soon.

Nigger I've been here since 05, don't assume. I meant the migration to 8ch.

I'd probably write a half-assed article about her if it meant that I got to smash her b-hole after.

I still remember that one article that said she made "games such as Depression Quest", and it was obvious that the guy who wrote the article wrote something like "games such as $GAME1 and $GAME2", then looked up what she'd actually done and found that she'd only made a single "game".
Maybe (((games journalists))) will have an easier time writing about her "accomplishments" now?

Name one game which had diversity as its selling point which sold well and was an objectively good game.

Don't ever talk to me, my waifu, or her children again.

lol this shit again

I get that part but I don’t get what the product is.
*looks further*

Usual shit from her then….

Kill this bitch!

That's preddy desperate user. Have some self-respect. Don't give in to depression quest.

Pokémon. They have almost a thousand critter species and counting. They also throw in borrowed lore like yggdrasill in the main game canon.

Truly a feel I will never know, and my life is the richer for it.

You know what I mean, wise guy.

True. Except for that pogemon is not a good game(s).

Pokemon is just Megaten without the challenge, fun or greenpilled plotlines.

:^)

I won't even touch on the meta game, but I enjoy playing them still to this day.

Diversity wasn't the selling point it was about catching them all 'consumerism'. Git gud.

I'll give it a pass for the interesting picture though

It's weird to think a couple years ago I just wanted to be left alone to play games. Now I laugh when I read about leftists getting run over and pray for a dotr.

Or the first Dragon Warrior for gameboy way back. It was super simple but involved breeding right off the bat and if you didn't breed your monsters well you didn't stand a chance since the missions/quests were about endurance rather than single fights with breaks to heal between.

That's just nostalgia, user. Which is fine. But they are not "objectively" good games like that other guy asked for. They are empty, cheap craftmanship, low-effort jrpgs with consumerist shilling for western children tacked on.

You will, however, apparently know what it's like to be diagnosed with autism. Learn to spot sarcasm, you fucking aspie.

If I had a serious reply I wouldn't put sah-gay in the email field.
Final Fantasy 7 with the token black counts. Even though I enjoy the superior FF8 way more. Or any iteration with a non-human character.

Politics, news, happenings, current events

You're joking, user.

Lol. It's terrible.

It's "Depression Quest" all over again.

I wonder why SJW women are so obsessed with gay men. Obviously gets their juices flowing something serious, but why? I'd like to understand the pathology.

Something deep in their DNA desires men, but their emotional daddy issues make them hate real men with cocks they might fuck them with. Faggots are perfect – they're technically male, but they aren't trying to get close to the damaged-goods female, they humiliate themselves (and men, by extension) at every opportunity, and it doesn't even occur to them to correct aberrant female behavior, so they're the neutered, castrated father the feminist wished she had.

FF8 had its own African character, though. Nine did, too, if you count Amarant. And don't get me started on the fuckin Nubian muppet they added in X-2.

Take your meds.

Denial fantasy maybe? No one ever says no to these cunts anymore.

Have you never been within ten feet of a woman with some serious daddy issues?
The rest of what you said seems spot on though.

I know what you're getting at, but those whores aren't fucking the fleet because they like men.

What a surprise.

Was his name Kiros? I always forget. I would hardly include him because he's only playable in Laguna's flashbacks and you don't get time to really mess with his junction. Every game after 9 was pretty shit though.

Let me guess, you're screenshotting again for your self victimize patreon plan. Right, Chelsea?

Wana bet she will forget to shop the (you)s out of it again?

Yup, that's the one. He was pretty light-skinned, so maybe they meant for him to be more Dravidian instead. Oh, and even though the game he's in is trash, Sazh from 13 is actually a decent character.

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As a guy working on his own game, the fact that this piece of shit non-game will get plenty of free publicity is both incredibly insulting and demotivating. I take solace in the fact that no one will actually play it.

Looks like a complete clusterfuck. You see that many play styles in a game, you know all of it sucks.

what are some identifying features of your game so I can send you some shekels when it comes out

I appreciate the thought, but I don't want free shekels. When it's complete enough for me to be thinking of that, I'm sure I'll be shilling it on Holla Forums's agdg thread. If you see a game there that you think looks good - mine or someone else's, support it. If not, let it flop.

mind telling me the basic idea behind your game? Just curious.

Can you imagine being so pitiful that you'd willingly lend your name to this shit?

That shit killed me. I'm op do I have to take a picture of my hand like the rest of the fags the last couple of days?

Rumor has it, she's fucked six guys to get reviews for her 'game'.

Will it be like Devil May Cry, except that instead of being a sassy devil hunter you're a SS unit hunting Jew devils with magic bayonets and Lugers with infinite ammo? Polite sage.

Tactical grid based RPG with heavy /tg/ inspiration. Dark fantasy setting, party size will probably be 5. A few mechanics… Morale needs to be kept up. Perform poorly and your guys will lose morale and if it drops too low, they'll panic and stop obeying you. Injuries that persist until healed. The worst of these should only come about from poor play. Magic is dangerous and comes with a chance of unexpected effects that can be beneficial, harmful, or just plain weird.

Both are materialistic, wanna ride the cock carousel, and have feminine mindsets and parasite-like in the societies they inhabit.

Go away, Zoe

will there be a mechanic for recruiting new party members? If so be sure to tune the dice rolls to be just good enough that a careful or skillful player will have to make sacrifices, it ain't fun if you aren't running out of the skin on your teeththat's my opinion anyway

What ever happened to Robbie the Goblin King and ADF the communist naruto tranny?

Well, that explains the social aspects of it, and I mostly agree. Deviants seek out other deviants. But that doesn't explain the sexual aspect of it. I see this time and time again when that type of woman makes "art," it's more often than not flooded with men kissing and cuddling. There's something very sexually appealing about gay men to these women.

Perhaps it's that they can't stand their own femininity, so with anything feminine out of the picture they can enjoy something sexually. I don't know, but it's something weird.

I'm considering it. An idea I had was permanent death happens. If the character is plot-critical, then game over. Otherwise you can continue without them. Players would be able to recruit mercenary units, though these would be slightly inferior to the named units. They'd have the same number of stat gains per levelup, but might not be as min-maxable for example. Or maybe a generic mercenary wizard doesn't learn all of the same spells as the named one does.

Whores like lots and lots of dicks because they are whores. Whores hate other women because they are competition and competition triggers their deep inferiority complex. Gay sex has two dicks and no women. It's not rocket science.

Sex toys, user. Fag hags who gain their male approval from faggots often end up becoming obsessed with dildos. Even the ones who lock down a cucksband tend to gravitate towards all kinds of elaborate gadgets, like the repulsive she-twink who does those "Oh joy sex toy" comics where they talk about how fat disgusting people are sexy and how it's "cool to be a cuck"

Have you considered temporarily crippling your party to drag a corpse around to res em at one of a very limited number of places?

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Played any good video games lately?

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I'll take that as a no then.

he got arrested less than a week after he publicly said he had hilary's emails and DNA.

No resurection. Dead is dead. Low magic setting. That said, 0 HP isn't dead, it's just out of the fight. Someone whose downed can be revived. Or you can ignore them and hope they don't bleed out/have their throat slit by the enemy. Basically you have to fuck up for someone to actually die, not just be unlucky.

Injuries also aren't death. We're talking about things like broken arm/broken leg at worst. Detrimental, but they can be cured. You just have to get the wounded guy back to civilization to do it. I'm debating things like actual permanent limb loss, but if I did incorporate it, it would be only for the absolute worst fuckups… Guy goes down and the fight ends while he's still down because you left him to bleed sort of thing. And even then it would be a small chance.

good for her; hope it's a big hit

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Dont forget about that archeologist dying of dinosaur aids. I'm op, and I approve of the message that you're a faggot. This isn't sliding anything, as it's not a mass of new threads suddenly throwing out useful older threads. You're obviously out of place here, you are probably looking for >>>/cuckchan/

This is a sign that she was not able to sleep her way into movies, not able to make herself out to be some sort of artsy fartsy culture critique/artist, was not able to do anything beyond "make games" since all the other avenues she couldn't sleep her way through. Either her pussy game is that pathetic or the gaming leftists are that desperate/are such bottom feeders they will fuck what other people won't even bother to look at.

Is that one report or two? Good thing you are here to keep order and make sure every thread is about Trump. Thank you Mr. Holla Forumsice.

Saged and reported.

Filtered.

So you're triggered about strong empowered women making video games? Do you like live in your mom's basement? Sorry sweetie, seems like you are out of place here. Fucking mysoginist.

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Fanny flustered itt

It seems like the 3 main ones (((brianna))), Anita, and (((zoe))) are all a part of whatever the fuck silverthread/or whatever name it was for trying to re-engineer games to poz-tier shit. Agents, as they would be. But it more seems like trying to stay relevant after having been BTFO. Especially (((zoe/not her real name))) and anita are more liabilities at this point. And Brianna, he's trying to directly inject himself into the political office scene, but I think the hard swerve away from games was likely his (((wealthy family))) and (((advisers))) told him to forget games and just move to the DC scene.

Besides the game itself looking terrible, what is the average person who doesn't have a chronic cocaine habit going to think of the demonstration video?
No one's going to touch it. I bet it has under 3000 downloads 3 years after launch.

NEVER FORGET THAT THE TRUE REASON WHY GAMERGOYS CAUSED SUCH A GODBLESSED ALMIGHTY SHOAH WAS BECAUSE WE UNCOVERED A DARPA CONNECTION

DARPA IS ACTIVELY CONSPIRING TO POZZ VIDYA WITH JEWISH MULTICULTI MARXIST KIKERY

Dont forget digra as well. Fucking common core coon shit.

Between the SJW lunatics and corporate blandness and greed, games have truly turned to shit. Makes me preddy angry, it used to be my hobby.

You do realize she's going to come here or at least come to Holla Forums and falseflag the shit out of herself, right? If nobody pays attention to whores like this, whores like this will fake it.

YES ITS ON THE INFOGRAPHIC I POSTED

SAVE THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING I POST

DARPA IS THE REASON WHY GAMES LIKE BF1, CODWW2 AND MANY OTHERS ARE SO BEYOND (((ENRICHED))) WITH THE JUDAIC POZZ

THESE GODDAMNED JUDEO LUCIFERIAN ILLUMINIST TECHNOCRATS ARE ACTIVELY SOCIALLY ENGINEERING THE GOYS THROUGH GAMES

GOD WILL DAMN YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED MIND CONTROL SATELLITES AND DUMBS

THE GOYIM KNOW DARPA, THE NEW WORLD ORDER SHALL NOT PASS

sorry for (((reddit spacing)))

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KYS for wasting those dubs

REPORTED

Fucking reddit scum you're not supposed to abuse the report system and certainly not announce your reports

Oh ya, I still have to report your faggot ass, thanx for the reminder.

BUMP, now run along and reeeeeeeeeee you cunt

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I wonder if she had to pay someone to make porn of her.

It looks like one of those MAD videos mixed with a shitty fmv point and click. I will make sure to never look at this piece of shit again just so I don't give it any attention.

Don't be such a kike

All that soy is really bad.

Checked

Kike enough for ya?

This is real?

Because programming has syntax rules created by shitlords. Logic and math are tools of the patriarchy to keep women and minorities down. Why do things have to be object oriented? There should be no such thing as types or classes, such things are social constructs based on ideas like racism and sexism. Why can't everything in computing be fluid like my beliefs about gender and race? Why can't I program things with my feelings?

To think there are even children making things better than this. Flash games are the equivalent of finger painting and crayon drawings unless the person making them is good at art. (These people excel in making terrible degenerate jew tier art though so nobody is going to care anyway.)

WEW
I guess shilling for his sjw industry friends comes before staying consistent with his views on shitty games.
The whole game looks like an add for shitty meme books. Also why do sjws like tingle anyway? His whole stick is "le weird thing fucked my butt, lol!!!!!!" I mean I'm a fucking faggot and even I think his humor is degenerate garbage.

There's Jew money behind this and porn to be found with hair like that.

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Back to cuckchan with you or wherever you came from, fucking degenerate.

How do you plan to defend the white race? Youtube comments? Go Fix yourself.

Don't look them up, they'll turn you gay.

Porn will become the new game physics.

>And Brianna, he's trying to directly inject himself into the political office scene, but I think the hard swerve away from games was likely his (((wealthy family))) and (((advisers))) told him to forget games and just move to the DC scene.
I honestly think he just wants in on the scam that is political fundraising. He saw how much money Hillary was making from that bullshit and wanted to do the same. Ultimately, I can see him trying to hold various political figures hostage with threats of transphobia, fake rape scandals, and so on if they don't cough up money or help out. It won't work but he's too much of an idiot to realize this.

I think there is a lot to this angle. Not that it isn't obvious to most. But there really does seem to be a similar way of thinking. I would say the gay man even outperforms the weak woman in the weak-side of female thinking, and in the strong side as well. The gay man is like a super-female. She can not only enjoy the like-minded company but learn as well. At the same time he is no threat to her body ego, nor is he competition for her ultimate prey, the Chad. Just going off stream of thought. I think a lot of the previously mentioned angles have a lot of weight to them too, and inspired my little micro-rant. Women's nuttiness is such a fascinating and wide-ranging subject you know.

I hate npr. Fucking hate it. This bitch was on like a week ago. I was shocked that the limo wristed queers over there that steal our tax money went so far as to advertise this no name cunt

GTA: San Andreas did, and it was objectively the best of the three released at the time

Don't forget that Chelsea comes from money. That alone got her sexual popularity in the indie games industry.

Yes. GG included a story from the photographer about what a troublesome customer she was.

Joey Ryan is a scource on professional wrestling

You'd have to be pretty desperate to stick your dick in that.

Real talk Holla Forums I made it to 25 not getting laid because 1) I was socially awkward + dorky/geeky and 2) pudgy/+ since 6th grade and 3) once I realized I wasn't gonna get laid by chicks I actually wanted, I refused to settle for anything less.

Eventually at age 25 I managed to pull a nice 7.5+ 5'10" 34-36D brilliant chick appx ~3 weeks after she turned 18, and she ended up spending thousands of dollars on me over the year we were together.

OBVIOUSLY this isn't the norm, and it requires not only pulling yourself together and self improvement, but also getting lucky in terms of actually meeting someone worthwhile who your BS/game/etc actusllu works on… BUT STILL, let this be a tale of hope that you should NEVER have to stick your dick in some kind of nasty grotslot like the one thst square hoe Zoe fucking Quinn has. Just call it 7-Up game ("never have / never will") and try to remember you're the rare gem, not her/them.

Good things can (and might) happen to people who respect themselves!

…And I know human nature is a bitch, and being a virgin til 25 / not getting laid a lot after the inexorable breakup is shitty… But then again idk about you but I'd rather not get laid (much) then have a tally sheet chock full of nasty hoes.

Sorry for this unscheduled interruption, please continue laughing at the hypercard "programmer" heifer

My main issue is not your blogpost. It's that gamers would rather bitch and moan about this whore than give their time to engage with real developers that are putting their time and effort into making good games. Maybe because of desillusional mindgames of "everyone is the same crap", but there are several out there that set themselves apart from the norm, and instead of devouting tens of thousands of dollars into paying marketing firms to shill their shitware, are actually trying to engage their consumerbase with a good product.

Then comes John/Jane Doe that never played a game in their lives, can't get past the tutorial and give those games a 4/10. And the hivemind follows.

In a month from now, I'll be giving a speech to several hundred people in a gaming event. It's amazing the amount of blue-pilled betas/omegas. But I've managed to sugarcoat my speeches enough that even the biggest hambeast can deny the arguments.

I've never particularly seen "diversity" in media depicting niggers as habitual perpetrators of crime as a negative.

I can't be the only one wanting to meme that face onto golum can I?

I'll cut to the chase, I'm a little to no content lurker someone else do it.

color me shocked… stupid whore

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the sun and moon games kinda sucked ass tho. gamefreak really needs to put more effort into making pokemon games imo. Just want something new in it like more of a sense of adventure and not linear.