I'm gonna diagnose you based on your body hair and ketchup nipples, Grom.
I am so tired
maybe you should sleep
Tuck me in, doll
Iunno if I can carry you but I'll pull the blankets
ah, the ol' tuck n' pull
thanku now get to bed, its prolly super late there
think i'm gonna buy some papaver somniferum seeds and start making my own opium
I'll fly over with some cool arabish mats so we can den it up when it's done
lol awesome, sounds good
Just don't get caught
Erins Den Inn Now with opium!
actually, having an authentic opium den would be amazing
it would have such decorum
opium poppies are also known as "common garden poppies", they're totally legal to grow
harvesting the morphine latex by capsule scarification or infusion is illegal, but nobody needs to see you do that bit
it's crazy simple though
you wound the seed capsule, just a small cut, and it instantly bleeds a milky latex that is 10% morphine
you dry that, and you have opium
I'll sleep later, though :^)
I had this opium den installed last year, it sort of replaced the living room
i love it :D
Oh lol have all the fun then.
hrr.. I'll make you sleep
selling the house would be fun
same poppy that poppy seeds on bread come from
I don't think you can,
this is perfectly controlled
You can get it from bread? holy fugg
I can do anything!
the seeds have a really low alkaloid content, not enough to get high on, but if you eat enough, it can throw a false positive on a drug test, yeah
also you could start an opium grow by planting a bagel i guess
Wow, Grim, I'm so triggered right now.
But won't the bread mold? I had so many mold breads that I just dug in the garden in secret.
i don't think mold matters to the poppy, heh
-yawns and curls up on the couch-
You sure know your plants.
Kinda wanna see if I can grow something out of bread
I'll rape you too if you don't shut up and let me do my thing
Murder so desperate to be acknowledged be erin
you're not getting past my taser
I'll never understand how this show got popular. It's like a subWatamote without character development.
cause kawaii animu grill that can be relatable to watchers meme
No wonder you like her so much then.
In Watamote the protagonist was relatable AND remained interesting, because she had a goal, hardships to overcome, everything essential to make a story. There, you just have some...slime glob thing stuck in a shit narrative inertia.
no, I don't like her at all I dropped the series after 2 eps
I didn't watch that either
-stretches on the couch and squeaks...so lazy- -v-
Well, I got some quality sleep for once. It's sunny, but not too hot out, I showered and got smooth, I had a mini bagel and have a bowlpack ready to go.
10/10 Saturday off so far^^
How are you today~?
It is raining so I can't golf ;___;
THAT's what I call a first world problem.
How old were you?
wew Hi adachi how is your weekend?
Not bad at all, that sounds wonderful for the weekend Smooth hue I have been working all day. Well. I say "work", I got paid to go to the cinema and watch a movie for free. Woo. Go job! But free is free... and getting wage for it. I have tomorrow off and now have to make the decision. To booze or not to booze. The eternal struggle.
When SOAD comes on in a Berlin nightclub you know things are gonna get good ^^
That's like... negative free~! ;p
Indeed. I'm trying to use some foresight and decide if I should wear a fun outfit or just be in my shit day off clothes *le shruggu*
Take it easy this weekend and just get a pizza with me or something, baka. Your liver will appreciate it I'm sure.
Probably. I could do some constructive shit too. Its a good option. I am trying my best not to go full Khaled right now jej. Hey, why not glam up a lil, or mix glam and comfy? Glamfy? Piza with Welms woo woo! ^^
I could see what I can do for glamfy. I still have to get like a whole new wardrobe tbh.
Yeah! I'm probably ordering in like 15 min.
DJ Khaled. The mememan. He is a meme. A living meme. Know this feel. I need to get my life together and become a semi-glam adult. Jesus. Dreaming them dreams of louboutins and champagne xD And noice! I need to see what is for tea tonight. I havent eaten much today and suddenly ravenous.
Hope y'all had a god night last night ♥ Bebop wouldn't leave me alone
good morning to you too
Cooki is alive. woo woo Bebop is bebop.
What's cooking Cooki?
But golf is so fun... I bet those Africans would be better off if they started golfing
Just got done with school and now have summer break. just need to find a job.
w e l m s
Bebop's nice. You two should marry.
Hiya boo. Sorry for last night. I tend to pass out after a long shift and smoking lol
an Holla Forums wedding?
aaaand she left again already.
dont even worry about it qt Im just happy I got to talk to you
Good to know everyone likes me better than BB
you mean what's cooking good lookin ;) I'm drinking a smoothie while my parents build a deck out back. I moved all the cement and lumber out back so they said i didn't have to work
lel you're funny. I told him he has to wait a year from the 19th for me to be legal.
Aw, cut the shit mang. We didn't even talk lol
damn i didnt expect that one
well played mate
I'll make a mental note of that.
Also happy early birthday.
fresh one here
Now that you mention it.. Sounds good, and thanks for reminding me about shakes.
Going to bed?
How is life in the dangerzone quirkest?
Im actually not joking at all I love talking to you welms Even if its just for a few replies youre at least someone i can stay entertained talking to without having to bully them for a laugh
going to poro king
A what again?
I got 8 cans of lager, no food in my stomach, I'm ready for animus.
♥! thank you! I can't wait for everyone to give me tea ♥v♥ that's al I want, and new makeup because mines gotten old from not using it enough.
OH MY GOD IT'S NAME IS PICKLE---anD HE ATE THE ICE CREAM~!!!! ♥♥♥♥
hah, well like smoothies not shakes. banana peanut butter and spinach ♥
it's great~ ♥ I've been moving up the popularity ladder at school and I'll be a senior in TWO weeks can you believe that summer is almost here!
I'M DIEING whaT THE HELL IS THIS
I have a bunch of OC pig webm's.
Almost forgot the protein shake. That sounds like a pretty weird combo if you ask me.
i woke up with my earbuds stabbing my back btw
There is so many hearts in that post. It is fantastic. And y'all a socially mobile dame. Plans for summer? And, I am still confused at the whole education ranking oif HS in america. Sophomore's and seniors. Nobody puts Cooki in the corner
Cooki is mine though, she can't belong to Bebop.
Day time booze recipe spliced with trailer park boys.
Basically, this is what happens every time Scoots, Tokai, me and TP host a tinychat.
I have the same problem with my makeup. End up borrowing my sisters.
I am a fucking mess
You're in good company. You're with rekt shit right here.
♥♥♥ These are so cute I want a pig really badly.. he'd look just like me ♥u♥
all I taste is PB, the greens are to makeit healthy.
my favorite shake though is a chocolate malt one ♥
lolll I heard that then I turned of SC bc my phone was on fire.
♥I♥love♥hearts♥omg♥ nothing is planed so far, just a few river trips. so nothing /big/ is planed. Freshman, sophomore, junior (me), Senior (soon to be me) ♥yes♥no♥one♥except♥scoots♥
My sister lives in Cali, and my sister in law doesn't wear it. SO. I'm stuck with done makeup and still tryin to look good.
I want a new contour pallet, but I want the creams like I already have. and I need a finishing powder so I don't look like a greasy monkey with fine af face features.
W-well I don't know what to say to that .//.
Smoething something cooki is mine
say thank you
maybe a little.
H E A R T P O S T I N G
I've been in line for nearly an hour now
Fucking retards go into a service center for a car wash
Tell me some tales of the ponedays
Oh, it may seem so at first, wait till we party strange.
Tbh, never really post lest I'm drunk, hungover or need to do an all nighter.
Parts of yesterday, sobered up, had feels, then friewnd popped round for like 15 minutes, did a line of meowmeow and he left. Nothing particularly worth noting to be fair. Not like the other night when I went full HAM. Urgh.
W e W lass
Hearts are pretty much awesome! River trips? Do you do freshwater XXXTREME sports? or just like, hiking and nature watching and stuff. You are Oregon right? And Oooooh, final stint of "Adolescant Hell" heh, American media seems to have a big negative spin on HS. Cooki is becoming a big girl.
wowww hearing me die irl and just leaves
nah dont even worry about that hows your day been so far?
Mfw got an exam on monday in a course that I haven't read up on
One time I met up with some ponies and went to knotts berry farm.
I can't really imagine what PB shake is like. Just got a whole lot of chocolate&mint flavoured protein whey.
...I don't actually know what any of those are because I'm actually a boy who doesn't wear makeup and I was only joking.
my co worker has two pot bellied pigs as pets along with a million other animals
Pretty solid. Woke up rested and not in pain like usual so I'm feeling good.
hbu? It's still early there what are you doing up?
Loco would look so pretty with eye shade. Like a real whore.
Oh god, you took mkat? Well, every once in a blue moon one needs to go HAM
Well there is always next year.
Why do you wake up in pain bae?
also because i only got 4 hours. i slept like a truck the past two days since i've had them off so now my body doesnt wanna sleep anymore
plus 10 am is the GOAT time of the day to get high at
Yeah I've been meaning to borrow my imouto's pencil thing and mascara for a while now.
What was that like
Dude, mkat is like me and my friends go to drug. Mainly because its cheap as shit. And gets you crazy. He's probably chewing his forehead right now.
a lot like me, we would have so much in common. we could lay in bed all day, sleep forever, and oink at eachother.
I'm sorry.. ♥
that kinda sounds like me
oregon yes, I do freshwater floats. that's hot
You were being too loud, I went back to sleep then got a smoothie.
yeah pretty much
oh, yeah sure! do you have my steam? I'll give you lessons on how to be beautiful♥♥♥♥♥ more than you already are~
It was fun but one of them wanted to date me after that and was autistic in the thread about it.
Oh god, who was I talking to in here about my workmate with da booty. she's just split with her partner She got that hella booty. damn son.
Because usually all of my bones kinda ache. And the muscles around them hurt. Especially in the neck and spine area lol
Woop woop, Boo's gettin dem Zzzs.
And good shit cheers to that. That's what I just did haha
Put "property of archives" at the end of your name now.
BE THE CHEAP REBOUND
omg pls i passed out for another 20mins then my friend called me wondering why i wouldn't talk to him last night.
Oh floats? is that like... the rapids stuff? I dunno. I am not really an outdoorsy type... Like I think you can gather xD
:O my dream
SOME CHEAP REBOUND
SCOOT CHEAP REBOUND
i also have been smoking weed all morning
MDMA is my shit man. Well, was, when I could get it for free.
I know I am, but what are you
I want to do this
Please tell me that's a song.
Hi. I missed you.
I do yeah.
In all seriousness I should try on mascara and eyeliner. Make my doe eyes pop.
Teach me to do that. Or do it for me. Idk.
free MDMA? What kind of kingly arrangement did you have there?
I'm fairly certain I'll pass regardless huheuahueah
I could make it into a song? a terrible memestep scoot song hue
I...I... am groot?
Dont you think you should see a doctor about that, sweetness? Seems like it could be a real problem
10/10 good job
Dammit Lewds, not even binge reading?
I will make a beat.
It's probably just cancer :^)
gonna do a hour of memorizing before the test then pray to god?
Nobody was weird during the trip? Huh Talk about latent autism
What if its contagious like the anime cancer Someone as pretty as you should be trying conserve their body tbh :/ id go to the doctor to check that out
Probs will look at it tomorrow It's not that hard of a course even though it's 7.5 ects
Something like that, but it's just a 15 minute oral exam. inb4 blowjob jokes
LOL BE BOP GOT MAD THAT I PUT THE TING IN mY NAME
I'll come visit and put it on for you~ I love doing ppls makeup and making them happy but i have to sit in your lap when i do it
anyyything for oni-chan
lit af fam
heyu I'm flattered to be missed ^^
happy Saturday any plans for later hm?
shit dude don't be a bong hog, we all gotta get lit 420 af dude
So. Cooki is a debonaire fashionista? I would like advice on nail polish. Whats hot and whats not?
Lol those i easy.
You have nothing to worry about.
Just suck the teachers dick.
Sounds good, I think you meant vocal more than oral though.
That's fine as long as you don't gain a bunch of wait and paralyse me
They would do things like post my avatar and say "i'm posting the same avatar as the person I have a crush on" and then when I called them out on it they would deny it.
Then after like a month they said it was me and I didn't wanna be friends anymore because they creeped on me so hard.
Which caused drama
Now oink like a pig
Doctors are scary.
tbh I have two (2) bongs fam 😎
nail polish? uhm, well a nude is always beautiful if you do a matte finish. and a color that never fails is army green
I thought you guys were into lolis not each other.
it's nice out here too... I'm balcony posting right now it's sunny and cool out ^^
are you suuuurrree~?
I don't think it would be either IRL
Make. Cooki's dreams come trew
But then I can appeal to the katawa crowd~
You tried to e rape me don't talk
Most of the ponies could of gone to jail for being pedophiles.
I got sent a lot of dicks
Nice job that made me laugh.
Keep it up.
Did you pretend to be a girl .-.
Shut up or I'll rape you right now
you liked it
That would be hard as hell. Plus, you know how I am regarding the connections between here and my IRL life. Not to mention I'm not sure I want you guys to tell my family, my friends and my bride how fucked up I really am (though I actually hope that my wife would accept all the shit I'm telling here, otherwise she would probably not be good for that role)
I'm not quite following, I need details
Really ? Blood seems crazy enough for that
How do you e-rape someone ? Is it okay to do that ?
What is this anime by the way ? the brown-skinned girl is cute af
I got so faded yesterday, it was great
My friend was throwing up this morning, poor guy.
You ready for dat real NEET life fam?
He's not even picking up on it.
yeaaaaaaaah >///< ty
I fail to see the problem here
>tfw you will never make cooki squeal
I remember when I posted 10Xs dick in thread and he got so mad
Then after that day Ian never let me use his computer and locked that shit every time
Thats probably why I had a big folder of them saved
Well you could always just send me a picture of you flipping me off.
So I mean you COULD if you really wanted to
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"I drank a fifth last night"
wow I royally FUGGED my old keyboard
All rape is bad Unless warranted But then it's not rape You take advantage of someone e-sexually
I'm right here you fuckwit
I have no regerts
Around soto, never relax
Im not a part of the katawa crowd It would be a bad deal ;_;
im taking a year off but then im going to colorado for college
Wasn't it that image when he had women cloth on?
Cooki is underage, you're sick blah blah blah
I did ask for most of them though so its kinda my fault.
Such a dirty mind, who would ever think like that?
I kinda imagined you'd react earlier than now after calling you a pedophile tho
because ur gay as shit yove said it before you aint into the pussi
well shoot, but I don't have your snapchat. idk if i have ur steam
actually an amazing song
XD well in a year, two weeks, and a day--I'll be 18
when they run you gotta sprint
Uh uh. Uh uh. Mokay. I'll stop here I think.
I miss e-sex. Not as good as sex but better than no sex at all.
For what purpose
Phone posting takes magnitudes more energy than normal posting I know you're only kidding
E sex is stupid
yeah that makes sense alright
I just watched dredd and now understand the origins of your handle