Today, we are gonna play Final Fantasy, but this time we are gonna use the game genie code "VYUOKITE" to make thing more interesting, this code allows us to pick items, armor, weapons and magic as classes, so instead of making a boring party with fighters and mages, we can use characters with classes like Potion, Canoe, Lute, Rapier, Ribbon, Masmune, Xcaliber, and even FIRE, HEAL, HOLY or NUKE
Most of these classes have really weird stats, some start with extremely high stats, and others are pretty weak and could even start with 0 Max HP, making them unusable, but hey, that's the fun of it
I want to know how many are interested, if enough people post in this thread we will begin
Alright, let's pick the classes, to make things a bit more balanced, we should pick classes per category: White magic, black magic, weapons, etc.
The next fourth post will pick the first class, just name any white magic spell
Isaiah Williams
Okay two things. First, stop namefagging we have ids, second, why not make it roll based?Making it on the fourth post will just encourage people not to post.
Henry Green
Xfer
Hunter Watson
I just thought that it would make it easier to differentiate, but ok, I will remove it
And I didn't use rolls because the thread has just started and there aren't many people commenting, but yeah, maybe you are right…
The next post that ends with 4 or 8 decides the class
Jeremiah Cruz
Lute.
Christopher Gutierrez
Haste
Carson Rodriguez
nuke
Andrew Foster
Ruse
Julian Rivera
Fuck, let's try this
The next post that ends with 4, 8, or 0 picks the first class, remember to pick ANY item, weapon, armor or spell in the game, but is preferable if you pick a white magic spell
Matthew Scott
Ruse
Kayden Robinson
Vorpal
Samuel Davis
heal
Jaxson Campbell
Masamune
Josiah Bailey
*ding ding ding*
And how we should name it? Again, a 4, 8 or 0 picks the name, or if it takes too long, I will pick the best, and remember that you only have 4 characters to name it
Christopher Scott
Dong
Jordan Watson
Name him DUBS.
Andrew Russell
jews
Evan Turner
Boze
Joshua Gray
ANUS
Elijah Miller
Oy vey, goyim!
Isaac Thomas
jews, the ruseman is ready!
Next, any 3, 6 o 9 picks any black magic spell for the next class
Jace Thomas
Fir3
Logan Stewart
Bane
Evan Cruz
Sleep It's supposed to be "jews"
Jack Smith
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Colton Price
*ding*
Now pick the name, again, any 3, 6 or 9 picks the name
Fixed
Thomas Perez
JEWS
Ryan Lopez
Hotz
Nathaniel Harris
GOD DAMN IT
Samuel Barnes
dick
Samuel Jackson
Oy vey!
Next, any post that ends with 5 or 0 will pick any piece of equipment, just name any weapon, armor, accesory, etc. as long as it can be equipped, we can pick it
Parker Sullivan
Ribbon
David Anderson
Coral
Mason Garcia
And how we should name it?
Chase Morgan
JEWS
Adrian Harris
Jews
Justin Ortiz
OY VEY
Cameron Young
jEwS
Eli Brooks
FAG
Jacob Lee
Forgot to mention, any 0 or 5 picks the name
Zachary Rogers
G-d damn it, Holla Forums. Don't the Chosen get some goyim to do at least some of the work for them?
Landon White
Nigs
Nolan Ortiz
Those dirty goyim don't even know how valuable crystals are.
Ian Scott
Fuck.
Adam Rogers
sheeeeit
checked
Tyler Bell
Alright, Nigs joins the team of Jews
Now for the last character, I will leave it to you guys, the next post that ends with 4 picks the character, just name ANY item, weapon, armor, magic, etc.
Xavier Hall
nuke
Jackson Morales
Tent
Isaac Richardson
Just a normal Black Belt
James Myers
Alright, any 4 or 8 names this… thing
Brandon Nguyen
CUCK
Brayden Jones
Jews, jews, nigs and cuck.
What a wonderful team.
Anthony Allen
And we are ready!
Nathan Long
Before we start, looks like CUCK has 0 Max HP, that means the he will never be capable of fighting and can't even level up to increase it's max HP
Should we reroll that charcater? Or just play with the other three?
Zachary Foster
This is embarrasing
Thomas Turner
Reroll class, keep the name.
Nolan Scott
Reroll this? Are you kidding? It's perfect.
Colton Long
Change it into BANE Sword
Ryan Howard
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Daniel Lewis
Leave him in the cuck tent.
Parker Bell
It's like poetry. Leave it as it is.
William Johnson
Alright, the next post that ends with a 0 decides what happens with CUCK
Cooper Hughes
cucks in a nutshell
Leo Bell
KEEP
Jason Reed
can we see the stats for the other characters?
Jace Price
stays in a cuck tent
Nathan Hughes
Alright, we keep the cuck
Here they are, but I think we should reroll them too, look very similar to the original classes stats
Anthony Sanders
Don't believe the jews ruse
Xavier Anderson
New Party: Ribbon/Bane Sword/HOLY/TENT
Ayden Torres
Shut the fuck up and roll with it, I'm not spending another hour rolling for character creation again.
Kayden Perez
I think I will keep playing to see if their magic or stats change at level up, because JEWS and Nigs have the same stats as a Black Mage, but neither one can equip a Small Dagger, let's see what happens
Matthew Martinez
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Jaxson Rodriguez
in b4 nobody can equip anything except the nigger
Oliver Gomez
After trying everything in the shops, these are the only items they can equip, JEWS it's the only one who can equip a weapon, this shitty wooden staff, and the three of them could only equip the Cloth armor, i'm going outside to grind for a while and see if they gain anything after a level up
Owen Gomez
The goyim will feel the sting of the rabbi's staff
William Harris
The Jew is everyone's shepherd.
Elijah Perez
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Nolan Brown
Btw, here are the field sprites of each one, from letft to right: jews, Nigs, JEWS and CUCK, using the sprites for fairy we will find much much later
Justin Bailey
oy vey, you goyim didn't need weapons anyway
Angel Fisher
Cuck is some serious meme magic, praise kek.
Jacob Myers
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Logan Wilson
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Jaxon Lewis
Holy shit, CUCK can actually fight! but he just dies if he's targeted by any attack, even if it misses, I'll try to make him gain some exp, and even if he can't gain levels, at least I wll keep him in the team to store items and use the heal staff I guess
I love you
Carter Brooks
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Eli Campbell
And he has 0 for damage, so he can't hurt a fly. Truly the most realistic game experience this year.
Angel Johnson
Level up! Now things are starting to get interesting, will post the stats for each one in a second
Angel Martinez
Woah-oah a whopping 1 HP, cuck is gonna be the tank
Anthony Morales
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Kayden Allen
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Zachary Young
Let's come up with backstory
I don't think CUCK will gain much in the way of health, considering his base is behind everyone by about 30, but considering that he's made out of a Tent, he might actually gain a lot of health and ACTUALLY become a tank, considering that a Tent is a health recovery item.
Tyler Price
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Wyatt Kelly
show us those stats fgt
Nathaniel Adams
His stats are still pretty shit, but now he got 108 HIT, which allows him to hit 3 times an enemy (in FF1, every 32 points in HIT, grants you an extra attack)
The same happened with Nigs, but he can attack up to 5 times, and he even got some magic to make him more balanced
With 200 HIT, he can attack up to 6 TIMES, basically, destroys everything in his path for the early game, but his stats still suck, and we don't know if he will be able to equip another weapon other than that wooden staff
He only got 1 point of Max HP and 1 point of STR, his stats are total shit so those 200 points on HIT will do nothing if his attacks only deal 1 point of damage (technically, he shouldn't even damage the enemies, but all the damage in this game always deals at least 1 damage, so if he connects all his 6 attacks, it would just deal 1 point of damage) At least he got that ridiculous evade, which will help him survive much longer (but any attack or magic will still kill him
Camden Hughes
Who would have thought hitting a tent could be so hard?
Luke Green
Here are the spells I managed to buy for Nigs, which like the weapons and armor, it's randomized and only lets you buy certain spells
Wyatt Reyes
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Austin King
Cuck has unGODLY evade, so he's good as an evasion tank like the Martial Artist. At the very least, he's a good distraction.
RUSE/jews looks like a classical Warrior type with shit defence, while JEWS looks like a Black Mage with good defence, but I don't think he has access to magic.
Nigs looks like a mage with good defence, but we need to see what spells he can actually cast.
Matthew Adams
I've never played Final Fantasy, can someone give me the gist of it? From what I've seen it looks similar to Pokémon or turn-based Medabots games.
I'm getting the NES Classic and I want to know what I can expect from FF.
Henry Ramirez
I think Cuck is only going to NEED 1 hit point, by the way, as mage enemies tend to just be bosses.
Jace Morgan
RIP Garland
Nolan Diaz
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Caleb Cruz
Turn based rpg in a medievil setting, magic and steampunk stuff is about as far as the tech goes most of the time. The plot always revolves around crystals, whether finding them, or stopping others from finding them. The hook is the characters, they can be pretty well written and charming sometimes.
The NES ones will be antiquated as fuck, but still pretty fun.
Connor Cruz
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Carson Thompson
But yeah, it's basically pokemon, but you control like, 4 guys at once.
Nolan Reed
This game is surprisingly close to reality.
James Thomas
Level Up! Nothing really interesting this time, except for CUCK, who maxed Evade and got a point on agility
Gavin Brown
wtf?
Asher Perry
You can count on CUCK to avoid responsibility for his wife's actions! 255% evade doesn't lie!
Chase Nguyen
Nothing interesting? He lost 10% HIT.
He's going backward for fuck sake.
Levi Jenkins
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Evan Rodriguez
amazing
Caleb Rivera
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Julian Bell
Oh shit niggas, I fucked up, I forgot that I hacked this rom to make creepers give 40.000 XP (I tried to do a solo thief before and you really need to do this to get past Astos) and before I knew it, everybody leveled up to level 7
What do you say? Should I still keep going? (At least it will reduce the grinding needed for the marsh cave, but still… damn)
Jack Nelson
Jews is Diend. Pretty much right.
Tyler Johnson
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Grayson Barnes
Yes, get them mothafuckas level up, keep killin creeps.
John White
Keep going, just switch to a clean ROM.
Jayden Evans
keep going
Michael Taylor
Do keep going, we're having way too much fun with the memery.
Jaxson Butler
Alright, let's keep going, here are the new stats, it's interesting how some of them actually got worse with the levels, especially CUCK, which now has 0 Evade
Owen Ramirez
I pretty much expected him to roll over his evade% when he maxed out evade% last level.
Nolan Williams
What spells can CUCK learn?
John Powell
Also so far this party seems like it's going to be uncompletable. You have woefully low hp, you're going to get one-shotted in the Earth Cave.
Jace Stewart
Cuck is taking responsibility; get the show on the road.
Wyatt Foster
After reaching Pravoka, I decided to go to the magic shops first, and these are the spell that I managed to buy
That's right, CUCK could only learn LIT so far
Colton Butler
Better than fucking nothing.
Jordan Howard
I don't think they're gonna survive the Marsh Cave to be honest.
Luis Morris
I don't think they'll be able to defeat the Dark Elf, but we'll see.
Christian Wright
JEWS is either a ladder or a column then.
Blake Hall
To try to forget the pain of his cuckish existence, CUCK gets lit as fuck.
Tyler Ortiz
I have no idea what is going on but i like it.
Isaac Anderson
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Angel Robinson
LIT is a decent spell, it's a lightning bolt.
oh shit
OH HOLY SHIT
CUCK IS LIGHTNING BOLT GUY
Nicholas Reed
Even Elminster didn't have that much magic power, I call bullshit.
John Cooper
After getting the ship, we visited the Pravoka and Elfland shops, and this is what we managed to buy (I haven't bought anything in the magic shops of Elfland though, too fucking expensive)
I don't think they are going to survive the marsh cave either, we will see, I will buy a bunch of potions, pures and tents, and go straitgth to the bottom, if it gets too hard, I guess we will have to fight a few Creeps to get some levels
Brody Cooper
CULTURAL ENRICHMENT!
Christian Torres
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Michael Powell
Alright, with this we should have a fair chance, wish me luck
Lincoln Walker
Anudda shoah
Jason Morales
They sure fucking do.
Zachary Collins
I'm not sure if we will make it to the bottom, it was kinda hard just getting here
Robert Brooks
You've just got to believe in the power of JEWS, nigs, and cucks
Benjamin Powell
Of course you won't, but go ahead anyway.
Zachary Kelly
Meme magic
Though CUCK can only deal 4-5 dmg every turn
Carter Bennett
It's a pain in the ass to get out of there tho, critical hits always connect, and thanks to his shitty Luck , it takes several tries to escape a battle
Camden Price
sounds like a variable overflow
Lucas Jones
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Xavier Fisher
Even after being turned into a cuckolded wizard by the jews his spirit was still unbroken. I misjudged you cuck.
Connor Johnson
After many many minutes of >Can't run, we finally made it to Elfland, before we go to astos, I have to reviver the team and buy mora magic spells, Astos has a Absorb of 40 and simple punches, staves and knives will take too long to kill him, in that time he can cast many spells, like RUB and FIR2…
It's time to grind more levels
James Ward
I wouldn't go that far, cuck is just backed into a corner and making the effort that the nigs and jews won't do on their own.
Alexander Wilson
After reaching level 11 (using the Creeps, i'm not going to fight ogres all day, and even at this level, the team is kinda weak) I think we are ready to face Astos
Sebastian Collins
GG no re
Jace Brown
You know, this is hitting too close to home…
Levi Mitchell
And with the Crown in hand, I think it's enough for today, I'll see if tomorrow I start another thread and try to beat the Earth Cave, stay for a few minutes while I screencap their status screens and shiet
Parker Thompson
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Nathan Long
gg op
Jonathan Johnson
this was okay
Leo Gray
And to think you wanted to get rid of him.
Aiden Perez
It's a really weird character, it goes from "fucking useless" to "Holy shit! Thank god I have it on the team!" to "Worse than horse shit" again
Mostly because his evade varies too much, you can have it at 255, and on the next level up, it goes to 0 again, as you can see, right now it has 2 Evade, I have to wait to another level up to see if it gets high again, thankfully it started to get more magic charges and Max HP. we'll see how he it ends up at the end
Jaxon Diaz
Don't level him too much, you still need to take him to Bahamut.
Justin Carter
I don't even know what will happen when we get there, to what class a "TENT" can change? And it will be upgraded to a class with better stats or it will make the character unusable?
That's what makes this code fun, you never know what will happen
Wyatt Kelly
Tent will become House.
Gavin Cook
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Jeremiah Wood
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Nathaniel Bennett
THAT'S IGNORAAAAAANNNNTTTT!!!
Christian Howard
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Ryder Williams
Come back FFanon I was enjoying this
Jonathan Thomas
He said sometime today.
Henry Anderson
Fuck, I just managed to get on the computer and I really doubt that anyone is interested in this at this hour, I will try to do it tomorrow or at least on Tuesday
Lincoln Carter
bump for fuck you FFanon, blueballing me like this
Jack Myers
Bumpin' so thread doesn't disappear
Zachary Young
Waiting warmly. The struggles of CUCK were strangely amusing to watch, even if I wasn't here to see it all in real-time.
Nicholas Bell
Can't wait for more of this shit.
Isaiah Perez
Fun thread
Adam Bell
WHERE ARE YOU FAGGOT
Hunter Russell
Who killed OP?
Luke Campbell
CUCK finally had enough.
James Reyes
Is OP really kill?
Alexander Anderson
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Christian Price
Holy fuck user I want to see more of this
Isaiah Howard
OY VEY!
Carson Gonzalez
Alright niggas, you asked for it, you got it, this is going to be just a quick update
I completed everything up to where we reach Melmond, and I took my time to grind a few levels, normally I hate any kind of cheating, but this team really needs any kind of advantage to survive against Lich, the fiend of earth, and one of the first "real" bosses, unlike Astos, Lich uses more magic attacks, the more dangerous being ICE2, LIT2, FIR2 and FAST
The best way to beat him would be throwing all the magic we have, that's why we needed to grind, to buy FIR3 for everyone (except for JEWS, which is kinda like a white mage and we will make him use HEL2 and HRM3 every now and then)
But even then, I'm not sure if we will survive the trip down there, everybody only has shitty mage armor, and except for Nigs and CUCK, kinda low max HP, I don't want to grind forever tho, I don't want to ruin every ounce of challenge of this run, and I want them to keep low levels for when they go trough class change
Alright, enough talking, let's see how we fare inside the dungeon
Nathan Rodriguez
But of course, before we fight against Lich we have to kill the Vampire, which died in just one casting of FIR3 from CUCK
Huh… I thought this dungeon was harder, maybe it's because I didn't found many Cockatrices or Gargoyles? Anyway, at least I know that I won't need more grinding unless a find a really hard boss (Getting through the Ice Cave is more about luck than skill, and I hope that after we class change we will manage to equip more shit)
Blake Edwards
Why does the nigger appear to be the apex human?
Dominic James
So does that mean you're expecting the Lich to also be easy, or will he still be tough?
Ryan Bell
JEWS and jews gave him drugs, he won't live past 30.
Colton Miller
After going back out and getting the rod from Sarda, it's time to go to the bottom and fight Lich! except…
Remember when I said, "this dungeon is easier than I remember"? I think that the reason that we survived for so long it's because of the Evade stat, I don't remember exactly what was the average Evade for a normal character, but everyone (except for CUCK, which only has 4 Evade) has around 60 evade here, and it seems that they avoid most of the enemies attacks, and it helps that I run from every battle…
Except that you can't run from Wizards, and their physical attack can easily kill our characters, CUCK even died from just three attacks
Welp, there's not much else to do than just reload and try again
Joseph Rodriguez
truly this is the most realistic game
Thomas Green
Alright, we made it! Nigs died after another encounter with Wizards (I had to use magic to kill them, but even FIR3 only deals around 45~ damage to them) but I think we can defeat Lich if we spam FIR2 and FIR3 at him
Aaron Parker
>They wipe you all out with their magic
Adrian Morales
Safe bet is that at least one of those characters becomes completely useless after the class change. Good luck, hopefully CUCK can avoid getting boned :^)
Hudson Martin
Jews, JEWS and their goy pet pal CUCK have to fight an ancient Jew, how can they survive!!?
Landon Wright
GG no re
Jaxon Miller
CUCK is really working hard to uncuck himself, isn't he?
James Nguyen
And with this, we finish for today, I'm too tired to keep going and my grammar just keeps getting worse, for the next update we are going to the ice cave, to get the airship and try to class change, we will finally know in what class a TENT, a RUSE, a FIR3 and a Coral Sword can change to, I will try to do it tomorrow or on Wednesday
In Neverwinter, Elminster gets granted the power of the Weave from Mystra to turn back time if you fail at killing Tiamat. So… I call shenanigans on your bullshit call out.
Adrian Peterson
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Grayson Jones
Are we on the verge of uncucking what would rival Rolfe?
Nathan Evans
Go CUCK! Go!
Brayden Parker
this gonna continue today, or tomorrow?
Nathaniel Campbell
Awesome.
Eli Taylor
I hope it continues today, I want to see the fruits of cuck's efforts.
Hunter Martinez
I will try to get as far as possible tonight, even if there aren't many anons lurking…
Alright, here is our team, I will try to not grind anymore unless is REALLY necessary, I want to keep our levels low for the class change
Commonly, the recommended order of the dungeons would be:
This time, we are going to the Citadel of Trails first, then do the ice cave to get airship, and then go through the dungeons in backwards order (Flying Fortress first, then Sunken Shrine and Gurgu Volcano)
Why? Well, if we go to the citadel of trials first, we get the Zeus Gauntlet (Casts LIT2) and the Heal Staff (Casts HEAL), two items that will be very useful for the rest of the game
Next, after getting the airship, we go to the flying fortress first because some of the best end game items are there, making the loot of the other dungeons kinda worthless (although we don't even know if anyone on the party will be able to equip the items we will find there)
I will post the status screens of everyone in a second
Nolan White
Hope this continues soon.
Ian Brooks
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Owen Jackson
There aren't many things to comment here, Coral is our main physical damage dealer here, but it's often not enough to kill enemies reliably, CUCK now has got that shitty Evade, not even having the second highest HP can help him, JEWS it's turning out like a white mage, having mostly white spells and low hp, and finally jews… there's not much to say about him, his physical damage is shit, it's hp is kinda mediocre, and all the spells he learned can be casted by Nigs or CUCK…
I will not post the weapon, armor or magic screens, nothing has changed since last time, and I haven't bought any magic in Crescent (20.000 G per spell -> 60.000 G per character -> 240.000 G to buy magic for everyone = Fuck that))
Jackson Reed
Believe in CUCK. His evade stat will be godly again next level.
Good luck CUCK.
Asher Jackson
Alright, here we are, I suppose that you all already played FF1 before and know how the dungeons are structured, so I don't have to screencap EVERYTHING
The Citadel of Trials, is actually a pretty easy dungeon, it's pretty short and the encounter rate is kinda low, so you won't find many dangerous enemies here, the only enemy you should worry are the zombie dragons at the end of the dungeon, but they die easily to FIR3
Jonathan Cruz
On this chest, we find the Zeus Gauntlet, but we have to kill this Mud Golem to obtain it, he's pretty weak to physical attacks, so Nigs finished the job easily (JEWS died on the way here thanks to some Red Gargoyles and their FIR2)
We give the Gauntlet to jews, he will use it to cast LIT2 in every battle, and that's basically all that he will do in this run
Gavin Fisher
Remember what I said about this dungeon being easy?… Yeah, or this team is weaker than I thought, or this dungeon hates me
Nigs survived this battle tho, I don't know if I should retreat (Nigs knows WARP) or try to get some items first
Leo Fisher
Fuck the police
We found a bunch of items, but the only ones that really matter are the Zeus Gauntlets, the Heal Staff, and a Gold Bracelet (Equipped by Nigs)
Time to get back to town to revive everyone, and then go to the Ice Cavern, one of the worst dungeons (along with the Marsh Cave) of the entire game
Connor Garcia
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Anthony Harris
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William Sanchez
Solid
Christian Phillips
Fixed a mistake on the bio.
Polite sage.
Mason Wright
Here we are, easily the worst dungeon in the entire game, the Ice Cavern!
Why? Well…
Welp… I could grind some levels to have more HP to work with and increase our magic defense just a little bit to have better chance to avoid the instakill attacks, but it would hardly make a big difference, all I can do, is pray to RNG Gods and hope for the best
I love you guys
Matthew Rivera
Fuck, forgot pic
Lincoln Myers
Thank god, we made it without encountering any cockatrices or sorcerers, we fought many wizards tho (Which I forgot to mention, you can't escape from them, at least they are easier to kill now) CUCK died when EYE cast XXXX over him thought, but thankfully, we don't need him, we have around 15~ castings of WARP between Nigs and jews, and we are gonna use them to get out of this place
Gabriel Gomez
How could you do this, Cuck. I believed in you.
Jack Johnson
EYE cast XXX on him, user. CUCK can't help being weak to lewds.
Caleb Morgan
After going back to town to revive CUCK, and using the Levistone / Floater in the Desert, we finally get our airship, and the first thing we are gonna do is Class Change!
They haven't gained many levels since I posted their status screen, (just leveled up once) so I will change their classes, grind a level or two, and post their new status screen, to see if they gain more attributes with their levels or not, Who knows? maybe CUCK will change to something better? Or maybe he will become even more useless? we'll see
Camden Gomez
Here's hoping that mighty Bahamut can help CUCK to uncuck himself.
And that the jews don't steal all his gold.
Xavier Young
>TENT turns into BANE
Carson Turner
op is kill?
Camden Barnes
the jews got to him before he could reveal their final form.
Levi Kelly
And finally, here are the new stats, they changed class around level 17 and then I leveled everyone to level 20, three levels can't show every little change, but at least we can see most of the bigger ones
Btw, I haven't got to any kind of shop or changed their equipment, so maybe they will be able to equip more things
The biggest change has to be the HIT stat, from being the best physical attacker of the team with his 195 HIT and his "powerful" Silver Knife, he was reduced to only 16 HIT, making him the worst attacker of the team, but being more true to his new class, he got 9 charges of every magic level (except the third one for some reason) making him the best mage of the team, plus he also has around 327 Max HP, so his great accelerated HP growth hasn't been affected, making him also the best tank of the team (the 26 absorb it's from the Gold Bracelet we found on the Citadel of trials)
But overall, I think it was downgrade, his other teammates don't even get near to the kind of physical damage he was dealing (which was still kinda mediocre, to be honest, but at least he could many enemies by himself)
Well, what can I say about CUCK? The class change didn't make much of a difference, he now deals a bit more damage but it's not a big difference (his attacks can't even get pass the absorb of the late enemies), but worse of all, looks like he stopped gaining HP like before, he has 206 HP now, just 6 points of difference in three levels, and his high evade will probably never come back unless he gains another 200 levels
Well… I guess he can cast spells too, but it's nothing Nigs or jews can't do either, CUCK just sucks
He received a downgrade on his physical abilities too, but unlike Nigs, his main job was being the "white mage" of the team, I haven't checked the magic shops yet, but as long as I can keep buying white magic spells for him, I won't have any problems with his class change
At least it seems that he's getting more HP, going from 82 to 120 HP, I hope he keeps it that way
Like I said before, jews is boring, and his class change didn't seem to affect him that much, his stats are almost the same like he never changed classes at all
Wew, many of these were downgrades, looks like it was better to keep them as their old classes, I just hope that they will be able to equip more shit, having only two characters that can equip weapons is painful (one with a silver knife and the other with a FUCKING wooden staff) and I hope to use more armor than just bracelets
We will see what happens tomorrow when I continue with this game, it's getting late over here
Sorry, I like to take my time to write these things and play
Blake Garcia
Did someone say gas?
Nathan Parker
RIP, you gimped your whole team
Leo Stewart
Didn't Shadowrun teach you anything about dealing with dragons?
Ryan Ortiz
This change fucked everyone. Even, ironically, Cuck.
Benjamin Jenkins
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Gavin Rogers
Dragons, not even once.
Dominic Turner
So I guess nobody cares about the continuation of this now that CUCK is forevercucked?
Samuel Smith
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Angel Price
Seems like bad timing for cuck, if he would have gotten this upgrade when his evade was high it could have stopped him from rolling the stat over, right?
Aaron Walker
Wow, the dragon Jew fucked you up hard.
John Rodriguez
bump
do not die
Carter Walker
Ded party jews got out jewd See you, space cowboy
Ryder Anderson
possibly… hopefully OP made multiple save states
Noah Miller
Gas the Mega Flare kikegon! Dragon genocide now!
Landon Scott
At least it was a fitting meme ending in its own way, I suppose
Jacob Foster
keep going I want to see what happens
Eli Garcia
Actually, I haven't got any free time to do it and I thought that everybody just didn't care anymore
But I'll try to keep going tomorrow niggas
Kayden Campbell
We care user, I mean, you started this, you have to finish it.
Easton Bell
An ending that results in the kikes, an irredeemable cuck and a nigger being stuck forever unable to progress without endless grinding would be an acceptable ending. Keep at it. This party can still be a good source of schadenfreude.
Angel Rogers
If you have a state saved when Cuck had insane evade I think it's worth testing your dragon luck again.
Oliver Wood
Still waiting, OP.
Asher Collins
Fuck, sorry guys for arriving so late, have a quick update:
We got through the waterfall cave and visited some stores, bought gold rings for everyone and after some testing, looks like Nigs can now equip everything, even more than a regular Fighter (because he can even equip the Heal staff) Making Nigs our best character so far (can equip everything, use powerful magic and has relatively good stats)
Easton Hall
After doing all the "side" quests (Getting all the necessary items for entering the dungeons) These are our stats, Nigs got a bunch of Opal equipment when we got through the Sunken shrine and I managed to buy NUKE for CUCK when we arrived at Lufenia, other than that, there's not much to comment, I hope this team can survive the Mirage tower, at least the first floors to get the items, Nigs is doing fine but the others die too often
Nolan Wilson
jews fucked up sprite looks increasingly like a (((merchant))) rubbing his money-manipulators.
Also, waiting warmly.
Aaron Johnson
Fuck
Jackson Baker
After reloading a trying again, we managed to get to the Fortress, and CUCK finally levels up!… but the only stat that increases is his Max HP and nothing more
Fuck CUCK
Tyler Sanchez
Did you know that EVILMEN can cast NUKE? Yeah, me neither, needless to say, we had to reload again
Isaiah Parker
Also, leveling is so fucked with this cheat, we already saw what happened to CUCK and his Evade, but this time it happened to Nigs, it's HIT went from 200 to only 21, making him shit again, because now with this class change, he can't learn any new magic spell, at least he still has 9 charges of FIR3
Evan Brown
FIR3 is a good spell. Can't go wrong with it, especially since he has 9 casts.
John Martin
After being useful for a while, CUCK decides to go back to doing what he does best.
Joshua Gomez
With the way this party's stats jump around before crashing, you might want to tell jews to stop doping their meals.
Matthew Gray
Learning is for white people. You know that.
Hudson Watson
Fuck, I don't remember Tiamat being so strong, we threw every spell we have at it and still it wouldn't fucking die, I actually used an EXIT spell, to get a few more levels before trying again, and managed to beat it this time, getting the Excalibur for Nigs certainly helped
Brayden Cook
The best part? Nigs regained his high HIT, and can deal awesome damage again
Aaron Nguyen
Here's a taste of how much damage can Nigs deal, two castings of LIT3 by CUCK and jews finished the job
Benjamin Thomas
At least he's using it well.
Evan Gutierrez
You're doing god's work user
Aiden Cruz
Kary/Marilith was even easier, an attack by Nigs followed by NUKE from CUCK was all we needed to kill her, and with that, we have all the Crystals / ORBs ready! I could grind a few levels to help survive our team just a bit more before Chaos, but I don't want to lose the power that Nigs has now
Brandon Morgan
Go for it. Fight Chaos.
Cooper Evans
This fucking game
Asher Young
It's the fate of the rolls. Some-fucking-how, every goddamn time, without failure, it accurately depicts reality as we know it.
Evan Howard
AND THEN I GET DUBS WHICH JUST PROVES MY FUCKING POINT
Gabriel Russell
Checked
And I'm not kidding, look at this shit, I fucking hate Gas Dragons, if they use their Poison breath it WILL kill at least JEWS, and there's nothing I can do about it because as I far as I know, you can't run from them
Jeremiah Torres
After many retries we managed to get past the first floors and started to go down through the elemental floors, our re-encounter with Lich was pretty easy, he didn't even managed to attack before we finished him
Jaxon Rivera
Also, I think Lich v2 gets healed if you cast Nuke on him.
Samuel Adams
After that, we reached the bottom of the dungeon, and got the Masamune, which even with the cheat, everybody can equip it!
Surprisingly, I gave it to CUCK, because he actually has the highest HIT in the team
We are pretty close to beating this game! Can we make it?
(Btw, I didn't even bother to screencap Kary and Kraken, they died just as fast as Lich)
Anthony Campbell
Holy shit, calm down
John Turner
CUCK confirmed for last-hitting Chaos and saving the day.
Oliver Johnson
Nice to see he's FINALLY being useful again.
Mason Bailey
CUCK raging against a worm. Not the least bit surprising.
Ryan Ward
But just as we thought that CUCK would save the day, he levels up, and his HIT stat gets so high, that equipping the Masamune makes it roll over and get to 22… We could unequip the Masamune, giving him back his 228 HIT, but then his Damage would go to 5 too, making him his attack useless again…
We COULD have avoided this if we run from every enemy until we face CHAOS, but alas, you can't run from WORMS
Jesus Christ CUCK, you had your moment to shine and you fuck it up
Camden Miller
He went full fedoracore.
Juan Butler
I never tire of how much of a fuckup he is.
Benjamin Jones
checked
CUCK's stats are as consistent as his wife.
Isaac Reed
WRONG, because after defeating Tiamat, Nigs levels up too and his HIT stat gets too high too, now he can't even equip the Masamune or the Excalibur because it would roll over his stat too
Now I'm forced to give the Masamune to one of the fucking jews… but jews has only 3 HIT and JEWS has 12
What does this mean? The Masamune, the strongest weapon in the game, it's literally useless for this team
Holy shit, just kill me, we have to kill CHAOS through magic attacks only, do you know what this mean? We have to kill the final boss with mostly useless spells because CHAOS is resistant to all elements, the only one who can deal decent damage to him is CUCK with NUKE, but two castings won't be enough to kill him, the others only have ICE3 and LIT3, and if we take too long, CHAOS will cast CUR4 and be healed up to Max HP again
I hate this game
Jose Barnes
...
Joseph Roberts
10/10, would watch you play vidya
Bentley Hill
After dealing decent damage (If you can call decent to 250 DMG per round, to an enemy with 2000 HP and CUR4) and CHAOS using a bunch of useless spells like SLO2 and CRACK, I thought that maybe we can actually do this!
But nope… and CUCK already wasted his NUKE charges and the others used some of their charges to deal just a bit more damage… we can't do this, I'm sorry but the only solution to this that I can think of is grind until their stats get more stable
Fuck this
Jackson Williams
F
Angel Wright
HOLY SHIT, just when I posted that, I just keep playing, to see how far they would get before dying, I didn't focus too much on healing and setting up a defense, I just threw everything I had at him
And then it happened, Nigs killed CHAOS with a cast of FADE (I forgot to mention that Nigs had FADE (it's like Holy in future FF games)) the others only did only around 30-50 DMG with their spells and JEWS 100 DMG from crits with the Masamune
Brayden Anderson
goddammit CUCK
WHY DID YOU WASTE YOUR NUKES YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE RIGHT TIME FOR NUCLEAR WARFARE
Camden Ross
GG
Ayden Baker
aw shit, congrats user. with chaos dead, jews and JEWS can finally create their New World Order. All thanks to the useful idiots, Nigs and CUCK
so what now?
Dylan Martinez
Bit of a letdown climax, but overall this was a fine thread.
Well done OP. You were not a fag.
Matthew Hughes
Go bang the princess in Cornelia.
5-way.
Thomas Martinez
Wait you actually won? Fuck. Good job OP.
Justin Flores
don't you mean 4-way
Brody Martinez
That depends, is CUCK uncucked?
or should he get into a relationship and hand her off to the other three Warriors of glitch?
Wyatt Morris
we saw how often he relapsed into being shit, even saving the world isn't enough to unfuck the CUCK.
Sebastian King
maybe we should get him a wench to bang to put hair on his chest.
Jose Myers
So what now OP? Going to send another batch of retards into the fray, or find another game you can fuck over with Game Genie codes?
Liam Moore
To be honest, it took me by surprise, I didn't even expect to win, I even considered reloading a save state just before CUCK gets fucked again, but hey, what matters now is that even though I been disappearing every now and then, and that my writing skills still need to improve, I still think this was a fine thread
I was thinking of doing it again some other time, maybe using some hacks to make it more entertaining (there are many patches that fix most of the bugs and glitches in the game, and some even add new content and classes, maybe we could play these with or without VYUOKITE) or maybe do a playthrough of the Mod of Balance for the GBA version, but before I do anything I will try to have more free time so I don't suddenly disappear between updates
What do you niggas think?
Daniel Turner
I think the mystery of not knowing how characters would develop with VYUOKITE was a lot of fun, but I'm not sure how good it would be on a second playthrough, even with additional patches. But that's just me, you play whatever you enjoy and we'll probably like it too.
Lincoln Watson
do it.
Brandon Martinez
But with Nigs on the team, wouldn't CRACK be especially effective?
Either way, I wouldn't mind seeing more odd gameplay setups like this one. If you decide to do VYUOKITE again, maybe see if you can set up some sort of RNG to decide on the classes for everyone?