Duke Nukem

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The franchise will be killed once and for all.

Something about this image makes me really uneasy.

The countdown ended a few minutes ago actually.

I have come here to check digits and have hope, and I'm all out of hope

Site died. Rest in shit, duck nugget.

WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

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vocaroo.com/i/s1Vzg92DMev1
reminder that this is going to be in the game

Holy fucking shit where did that come from.

Maybe it's a early april fools joke? RIP DUKE

That has to be fake.

fresh meme

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PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FAKE

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I know, right? It's like people suddenly forgot Borderlands and Shitborn.

It's fake.
No, it isn't, we're talking about Gearbox, m8

what the fuck?

I want to fucking die

doesn't load for me.got a link for stream?

TIME TO FUCKING DIE

Hey this might be kind of co..

Le Ebin Le Maymay Gaymay XDDDDD

twitch.tv/pax

i seriously hope mark doesnt embed this thread with the stream

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Jesus Christ

here
oh god.

Jesus christ

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAKE IT STOP!

PLEASE END THIS SHIT AND KILL PITCHFORD

Shooting your foot twice

can someone kill pitchford already

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there we go, dead.

Is Gamergate still these peoples boogeyman?

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well boys we had a good run.

I just quit, fucking hell.

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It gets worse when NOBODY sang along when he says "SING IT WITH ME"

who would clap for this?

So what does this shit have to do with duke?

You see this audience?
They came for videogames.

Holy fuck that audience is full of landwhales

GAMERGATE??=

Is this a numale with some self awareness? What?

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Did he mention it?

He seriously mentioned it in the song.

yes

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I don't think I like video games anymore.

where's the duke, randy
WHERE'S THE DUKE, RANDY
WHERE IS THE FUCKING DUKE, RANDY

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200%

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SHUT THE FUCK UP I CAME FOR DICK KICKEM!

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What the fuck is that woman? This looks like a JUST

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Poor man.

Why are they doing this?

OH CMON

money

A MASSIVE FEMINIST TRIGGERED SJW OWNS DUKE NUKEM

WHAT IS THIS DEGENERATE SHIT?

WHERE THE FUCK IS DUKE?!

The guy in the middle looks like he's purposefully spent several hours to look like an utter faggot

So wait, does this mean Anthony Burch was the editor?

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STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR OWN JOKES

I swear they buy the franchises out of spite, just to ruin them

does anyone have a webm of randy singing about gaymergays

WHERE IS DUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Appears so.

should have went for a trigger warning first.

Well shit, that's even worse.

welp

…the editor for the duke?

What the fuck are they even talking about? Who cares?
WHERE IS DUKE?

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Twitch moderators are faggots.

Yet one more record into that chimp's book of sins

Offtopic, Borderlands 2. BL1 had bearable writing.

GONE

FOREVER

No, I meant whether he said Burch was the editor for the new Duke Game.

Can't follow the stream myself. If I cringe any harder, my spine will come apart.

I WANT TO GET OFF RANDY'S WILD RIDE, STOP NOW

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP

Because BL1 was minimalist, BL2 had a this huge fucking narrative built around it.

THERE'S NO HOPE FOR DUKE
THERE'S NO HOPE FOR DUKE
THERE'S NO HOPE FOR DUKE
THERE'S NO HOPE FOR DUKE
THERE'S NO HOPE FOR DUKE
THERE'S NO HOPE FOR DUKE
THERE'S NO HOPE FOR DUKE
THERE'S NO HOPE FOR DUKE
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THERE'S NO HOPE FOR DUKE
THERE'S NO HOPE FOR DUKE
THERE'S NO HOPE FOR DUKE
THERE'S NO HOPE FOR DUKE
THERE'S NO HOPE FOR DUKE
THERE'S NO HOPE FOR DUKE
THERE'S NO HOPE FOR DUKE
THERE'S NO HOPE FOR DUKE
THERE'S NO HOPE FOR DUKE
THERE'S NO HOPE FOR DUKE

inverse.com/article/20501-duke-nukem-3d-is-getting-revived-for-its-20th-anniversary

archive.is/0ndCX

Here you go, it's just a Duke 3D re-re-release. We can stop watching this travesty.

Where's the WEBM of Randy singing?

Who the fuck is that guy on the left and why is his shit fucked up?

Are these fags ever going to stop sucking each other off?

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS, GEARBOX, NOBODY.

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Even their fucking characters look like they want to die

Ow

duke 3D
duke 3D atomic
duke 3D megaton
what more can they do with it?

What will it take for Gearbox to stop? If they cant even show shit why even pay money for a conference?

For Borderlands. I thought 2 was shit thanks to Anthony Burch, but now it probably isn't even because of that, it's because it was Randy all along needing editors to make his work "Funny".

Its not much more besides a generic resistance subplot.

Huh, if that's the case, i am not really relieved, just disappointed, as I was actually expecting a train wreck of BAZINGA proportions.

Cringe incoming.

Nintendo is talking about the 3DS if you want to watch something else.

Duke 3D 2016 Edition

WAKE ME UP

(wake me up inside)

I WAS PROMISED DUKE NUKEM
I GOT RANDY PITCHFORD SINGING ABOUT GAMERGATE
FUCK YOU RANDY, FUCKY THIS CUCK SHIT

Oh wait

Nevermind.

Nuke us all 2016.

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That woman is probably the cringiest of them all. Randy says the dumbest bullshit, but everything she does is embarass herself on stage

Crazy Earl > scooter

Make it stoooop.

And the sky is blue, thanks for playing.

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THERE IT IS, THE TRUMP REFERENCE

So, for some reason I can't open twitch right now.
What's going on?

OH MAN MEMES, I ENJOY THESE CURRENT YEAR SHIT

This is the worst Duck Suckem ever

The most embarrassing conference ever by a AAA development studio.

reminder that randy stopped (person i cant remember) from releasing a CD with beta versions of alot of 3D realms games.

THERE IT IS GOYS

STOP THIS

STOP THIS NOW

Fuck you, Gearbox. Fuck you.

Good

THE NEW DmC IS COMING

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL

PANIC

Mod edit: I was telling everyone to panic over new Duke', not Devil May Cry 5.(BOARD OWNER WAS SENT TO THE OVEN FOR THIS POST)

Wait, are we watching the same thing?

fuck off nigger

THIS IS NOT THE PAX THREAD
FAGGOT

WAIT WHAT?!

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I'll suck your dick

nerd

Yet you're still gonna buy it like every other game you told people here not to buy.

even the audience got bored and sick of their shit.

DUKE?

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR WEEB SHIT GAME WE CAME FOR DUKE

WHAT IS GOING ON, SOMEONE LINK ME TO THE RIGHT STREAM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>archive.fo/0ndCX

I encourage everyone to read Ted Kaczynski's manifesto and then learn how to make a simple IED.

Oh fuck, Duke incoming. RIP Duke

douk

DUKE??

twitch.tv/gearboxsoftware

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKEEEEEE

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Don't fuck with me, Mark.

Don't. Fuck. With. Me.

NO YOU NIGGER

DUKE IS THE NEW DmC

EVERYONE PANIC

FUCK YES

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D U K E N U K E M
D U K E N U K E M
D U K E N U K E M
D U K E N U K E M
D U K E N U K E M
D U K E N U K E M
D U K E N U K E M
D U K E N U K E M
D U K E N U K E M
D U K E N U K E M
D U K E N U K E M
D U K E N U K E M
D U K E N U K E M
D U K E N U K E M
D U K E N U K E M
D U K E N U K E M

the fuck is going on
the fuck is happening
who's responsible for this travesty

all the faggots you see on stage

I was wishing he would shoot both of them.

YES ITS JUST THE SAME GAME.

""""""""""COOL NEW STUFF""""""""""""

now is it reboot DMC or good DMC? i know its DmCwhy cant vidya publishers just make somthing people will want?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

well mark since your in the thread i want you to answer an important question whats was/is your favorite meme

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Did Randy just endorse Trump?

A B S O L U T E L Y A M E R I C A N

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?

Nop, but he doesn't have the brains to notice that.

Another Trump reference,neat

fuck these goys.

I don't get the email thing.

a reference to shillary's email problemos

It's like some punishment for DN:Forever being released, now we have to deal with this.

He's correcting the record.

Trump and Hillary btfo

Jab at Hillary.

I WON'T BECOME THE THING I HATE

r-r-right?

SHIT SONG
my.mixtape.moe/zobfpm.mp3
SHIT SONG

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I LIKE YOU BOY WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND FUCK MY SISTER

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INB4 playable Duke Nukem DLC for Battleborn

t. Duke cuckem

Okay that was kinda funny.

he wasn't making duke

How long until Gearbox dies? This is embarrassing.

Borderlands 3 needs to fail first

He's always Duke.

He was VAing another character, not Douk m8

after battleborn? soon. i mean stillborn had the biggest budget of any gearbox game. and with how bad it sold, theyre in deep shit.

Who was he VAing then? Burch?

Not with Take-Two and 2K existing.

PREORDER NOW

as a non-amerifat i am happy

I don't know what to expect anymore, guys

TRAILER NOW

GOD HELP US

Have you not seen Full Metal Jacket?

LENS FLARE

P A R T I A L N U D I T Y
P A R T I A L N U D I T Y
P A R T I A L N U D I T Y
P A R T I A L N U D I T Y
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P A R T I A L N U D I T Y
P A R T I A L N U D I T Y
P A R T I A L N U D I T Y

PROGRESSIVE THINKING

IT'S THE SAME FUCKING GAME
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING GAME
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING GAME
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING GAME
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING GAME
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING GAME
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING GAME
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING GAME

Ok that was good.

for what it's worth aren't mods appointed by the streamer for their channel?

They did not even show new maps, did they?

PROGRESSIVE THINKING

WHATS HAPPENING WHAT ARE YOU FAGGOTS REACTING TO?

I am in disbelief.

WE CAN ALL STOP WATCHING THIS SHIT NOW

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What the fuck was that

that egyptian map is new…

Did they even update the textures? Fucks sake, source ports have done way more

gearbox pax stream

FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY
FUCK ME HARDER RANDY

IT'S DONE
IT'S DONE
IT'S DONE
IT'S DONE
IT'S DONE
IT'S DONE
IT'S DONE
IT'S DONE
IT'S DONE

That trailer was fucking awesome

Oh god the fucking gray filter

so is it duke 3d for modern consoles?

so should we expect 60$?

Randy I swear to god, stop shilling on my image board

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CAN'T FIND LINK IN THREAD user HELP WHAT AM I MISSING

so he's just a cutesey badass and SJW?

You missed it. I t just ended

nothing, it just ended, you missed duke 3d port to modern consoles, thats it, that's all

Blow it out your ass, alien scum

it was for your own good.

AND HERE WE HAVE THIS FAGGOT EXAGGERATING THINGS LIKE A FUCKING JEW OUT OF THE OVEN

Sooooo….all this shit just to port the old duke game?
I've had that from steam for years.

fuck, anyone making a highlight webm?

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Wait for CrowbCat. He'll make one eventually.

Basically, except money is going to Gearbox this time, from what I hear they basically only made cash from Duke Forever and not anything before that.

>>>/reddit/

If there truly was freedom, we'd be free from these faggots at gearbox

Gotta milk the modern consoles for a 20 year old game.

Yeah but what about PS4 and XBONE you racist gamer

That was fucking awful. Fuck Gearbox

I was only pretending

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store.steampowered.com/app/434050/

20 USD
20 USD
20 USD
20 USD
20 USD
20 USD

Nice

The Steam description makes me think it'll just be the Atomic edition+their new levels

is this good or bad.

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OY VEEEEYYY

Thats incredible though, like not even Duke Nukem on 360 costed that much money.

Pretend you're suicidal and kill yourself.

Megaton was $10

HAH NAILED IT

ok

Recommend some good Douk3D mods.

Balls of Steel. For more details, contact your surgeon

gog.com/game/shadow_warrior_complete
GO GET THIS INSTEAD, A CHEAP CHINESE KNOCKOFF DOUK

Duke Hard on Eduke.

Nuclear Winter is so goddamn Comfy don't you agree?

One of these fucking days, I swear I'm stuffing this jew into an easy bake oven and turning it on the toasty cookies setting

so when is the level pack going to be released so i can play it on eduke and pay nothing?

duke4.net/eduke32-addon-compilation-update/

have fun

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Are you for real here?
Are you people actually getting excited about this?

Fucking hell Holla Forums just let Duke go

got eeem

All Niggas want a piece of the Totoman.

No one here is hap py about this atrocity

no thanks, i way too paranoid about viruses.

RETARD ALERT
RETARD ALERT
RETARD ALERT
RETARD ALERT

Life's a Beach more comfy, has better theme, and is overall more fun than Nuclear Winter. But Nuclear Winter was good in its own regards.

What was happening there?

You fucking piece of shit.

gearbox making trump jokes and console ports of a 20 year old game

Wow geez adnon you sure trolled us reel hard, I almost came!

B-but user, CHRISTMAS, how is this not comfy?

Duke4 is like the biggest community on duke. it may be a self extracing file that you can open with 7zip

Never said it wasn't. Just prefer Life's a Beach a bit more.

Are the jokes at least funny?

just checking
they have a .zip file, just download that

Take a wild fucking guess, user!

about as funny as stepping on a rusty nail covered in AIDS blood.

Noted, nobody likes Duke it out on DC though, since you save the wrong president in the end.

Clinton

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So hilarious when they don't happen to you?

Jon st John really half-assed it like the guy at duke4 said.
I find hilarious how they tout the names of Allen blum, Levelord and Lee Jackson as selling points, as if by bringing them back they give some validity to this dishonest cashgrab, also, those new maps aren't looking any good compared to the stock levels or even the shittiest of usermaps.

ps. FUCK YOU RANDY YOU PIECE OF SHIT

There were some gamergate jokes and I will build a wall ones. Only good jokes were made by duke nukem voice actor tbh

Pretty funny if you ask me, maybe that because im not a amerifat

Nigger, if you were born in freedomtown you would have heard every single trump joke imaginable from every self absorbed, tumblr browsing faggot already. Fucks sake, sometimes I see ads that someone had to pay their hard earned cash for that's just old jokes and forced memes about shit that's barely avoiding slander laws. It's old, it's tired

s-sorry

I'll be in my corner now

All the fucking development versions for rise of the triad, shadow warrior, duke3d and blood from pre-alpha to release if I remember correctly, perhaps even Prey. Also, the holy grail itself, all the builds of Duke Nukem Forever.
I'm still salty as fuck and I hate the guts of each and everyone who ever stepped inside gearbox.

FUCK YOU RANDY YOU WORTHLESS MONEY GRUBBING KIKE

I'm assuming they're just playing it safe and testing the waters to see if there is still an audience. If we vote with our dollar and show honest support, We might get the game we deserve down the line.

Whatever you say friendo, i heard that this year elections are pretty big thing in the US anyway

Nice shilling, m8.

Goldsource duck Nookem never

That would be nice if there was a discount for loyal Megaton Edition owners, but if not whatever, anything Duke 3D is fine with me and I'll keep supporting the best version of Duke out there.

It's gearbox. No use.

A lot of loyalty for a hired shill.

Life is good

It could simply be a jab at Big Bazingers Tardry! Let's hope so

Wew laddie

Desperate right now that you have to shill here, huh Gearbox?

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For those that missed it or can't find it, here you go.

HE DIDN'T SHILL SO GOOD, WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?

Did you preorder, Holla Forums?

Don't you want the D?

shit meme

I bought DNF 3 times (Xbox, PS3, PC). I even bought Land Of The Babes and that was worse than DNF :^)

they took
Duke Nukem 3D
off of all the stores
so they could release it again
and ask for more preorderahuweghwegaughwgyawwegyugwewyhyubnuhygrerhauigheruiawefhefefef

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I'll assume for a moment you aren't a shill.

If, and I mean IF I voted with my wallet to show support, the fact of the matter is this shitshow is being run by Gearbox. GEARBOX. I have no reason to believe anything good will come out of this.

(((cool new stuff)))

Calling out a hate group like GamerGate was the right thing to do… but it is hypocritical of Gearbox to re-publish something as unapologetically misogynistic as Duke Nukem 3D.

Shill pls

I agree with this dude. If the game is well done and fun, they deserve the money to make more games.

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All hope is lost.

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Keep going

Gearbox just can't declare bankruptcy soon enough.

At this point it sounds like something I could hear someone saying.

anyone got the whole stream?

I was pasting random lines from the Steam forum.

You're already living in that Brave New World.

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You better be joking nigger
I refuse to believe this

Fuck you user, fuck you.

That user is regrettably telling the truth, I checked.

As if I ever needed more of an indication for how retarded PC gaymen can get nowadays.

you're not funny, stop namefagging if you're saying shit that isn't mod-related, dumb kike

a.uguu.se/qgixSi4wHOKh.webm
Concentrated cringe.

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Pitchford sings about gamergate at PAX, dies on stage.

"Sing it with me!"
"cmon sing along!"

Anyone who dies of cringe cos of this, im so sorry.

This man now owns DN. Douk is dead.

youtube.com/watch?v=_IPZTRCu664

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Maybe all the faggots watching were just too afraid to even raise their voice.

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That would be a mercy killing.
Duke doesn't deserve to be Randy's bitch.

Forever by itself would be a mercy killing.

And that's what it should have been.
But Pitchfuck seems to really resent 3drealms and Duke himself.

I didn't know this show ended on a happy ending.
Death is better than Gearbox.

That only makes it more confusing that he even bought the IP in the first place. If anything the Duke should belong to someone that isnt George Brussard or Gearbox.

It's not that he bought it, he used jewish magic (the only kind he seems adept at) to steal the rights in a legal battle. Says a lot about his character.

Especially because he always plays the victim.