Why are fairies so shit?

Why are fairies so shit?

Fairies are the best

But they lie and cheat and steal, and they can't even take my cock properly without having to hug it.

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they totally can
not all of them are tiny, by the way

So are we gonna have a fairy thread, or is this gonna turn into yet another >>>/vp/ thread?

They're shit because they're literally a tiny human with bug Wings when they could be an adorable, magical moth

I wish we had more lore of proper fairies of scandinavian lore, those that would kidnap humans and leave a changeling in their place instead.

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Fairies are only slightly better than elves

Cirno is one of the best fairies.

I'll fight you.

We need more playable fairies in vidya.

Project Gorgon allegedly intends to add a playable fairy race

Allegedly. I've been waiting at least a year now.

user, you're the one being played by them.

Believe me I'd love that, but I wanna be the cute little fairy too.

user, pls

Even after seeing Airy's true form, and even after killing her, I still forgive her. She was just too moe for me. I could never stay mad at such a cute girl for so long.

I do need to play the second game though. Not even censorship will stop me since the game is free.

It was pretty stupid of her to worship a god of destruction, considering it ate her.

maybe she was clinically retarded

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Nope.

C'mon user.

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Disgusting.
Why would they know how to do that if they can't into basic motor skills?

I meant that you get to dictate how the sex goes because she isn't coordinated enough move around you or change positions herself, also it's not like regular blowjobs are neat and tidy.

Fairies are good for fucking

But who is good for cuddling?

Sneks of course

I can't forgive her, as she makes the player play the same section 5-6 times.

pixies

nature spirits are all about reproduction, of course theyd be good for fucking

why are fairies so slutty?

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Ma Nigga

we're /monster/ now

Im not complaining

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i'd hope were not as easily triggered as them