Hurrichan Watch #8

CIAniggers like inferior card games.

Is there any porn of Irma-Chan yet?

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Happenings make my autism act up user.

Gas station guy's current stream
youtube.com/watch?v=cgDhlWxHOow
..has just gone down again

He alternates between that and this one:
youtube.com/watch?v=STMmyVjfWEI

Boatfag and gas station homo are down - repeat, these genetic dead-ends are finally down.

ROCK YOUR CURVES, IRMA GIRL!

Boatfag and gas station homo are down - repeat, these genetic dead-ends are finally down.

PRAISE KEK!

ROCK YOUR CURVES, IRMA GIRL!

SURF THE KALI YUGA!

I told you to meme responsibly, but noooo

You stupid nigger, she's back up to Cat 4, heading for Cat 5. El Niño really buttfucked the Atlantic this year. Warm AF.

Irma gon' rape FLORIDAFAGGOTS HARD

If Irma reaches Cat 6, she will be my waifu. This si worse than Katrina, right?

JEFF IS LIVE

This is going to wind up much better than katrina, katrina was some loud tweaked crackhead nigger bitch with no class. Irma has lots of class , she's a big gal. She will head west and remove the filth that katrina wasn't able to.
ROCK YOUR CURVES IRMA GIRL

here is link
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1MnGnmNQrAyKO

Nice

ROCK YOUR CURVES, IRMA GIRL!

PRESS F FOR THE FALLEN

boat guy was asking to die
rip in pieces

Get your head examined

what about anime without girls? or non-sex related?

ROCK YOUR CURVES, IRMA CHAN!

My head is fine faggot thanks
YOU MUST DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
I got lots more drowned bloated niggers , are you a triggered nigger yourself? Or do you just have a weak constitution?

Why didn't they just swim to safety?

Here's some more for you
Look at that dark brown gravy stain on the concrete. Looks sticky

Wait for it - cause niggers can't swim! kek

Those were my sides you bastard

hey can you upload all your stuff in vola or uh mega or something?
need more for my gore spam folder.

Seriously though, can NONE of them swim? I was doggypaddling by age 5, are they just afraid of water or something?
/r/ing the pic of the black family who all drowned trying to save one another.

On the road at the moment my man
When I get off tonight I'll dump it here for you

Checked. Nope. None of them. Notice all Olympian swimmers are white men? Niggers can't swim , it's not in their mediocre dna

I wouldn't call really call that gore, try this

There's a reason they lived on africa for years and never invented a boat or even wondered what was beyond.

Checked
That's pretty good

Choose one and only one

Your digits just confirmed a lot of science user. Niggers aren't technically a human species and they certainly (whatever they are) cannot swim. Checked

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Checked. Niggers can't swim. Period.

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checked, it barely matters at this size. Look at that fucker. Shit's fucked.

wreck the niggers at A&M in Tallahassee please

checked, its just getting into warm deep waters so expect an increase in all vectors.
Its not over until the fat lady sings

They've been hyping me for a week.
WHEN IS THE HAPPENING????

Irma Gerd Goosebamps

>tfw Holla Forums bought into media hype about a fake happening (brought to you by (((global warming))) none the less)

(1)
filtered

Any interesting streams?

youtube.com/watch?v=JM7U0bgUxbw
Key West already got the brunt of it I think, but it's still pretty fucking windy there right now.

Has anyone mentioned that Irma is actually BAD for us? It forces those people to move toward the whiter areas. The areas hit by Harvey and now Irma are both very diverse. Could this be a weather weapon attack to achieve faster white genocide.

that bitch Irma

youtube.com/watch?v=mguqotRlO6s

youtube.com/watch?v=1Sm8A-u1vIA

Had Brendon on Storm chasing but now I am watching Brett, pretty comfy
livestormchasing.com/map

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I feel like Harvey set the bar way too high, so far I am disappoint

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For a site meant to be about streaming Periscope has a shit ton of useless data it pushes down the pipe to viewers.
Probably faggot SJW /g/oders with token white guy doing the heavy lift on compression.

May Lord Kek grant you what you wish for this glorious morning, user. Death and destruction surely await us!

the filter king is excited
youtube.com/watch?v=S97WqLtUV0g

The (((media))) lied to us again

Richfag Ayden who Periscoped from Marathon Key has balls. I hope he and his dad survive.

Anyone else getting a prepper hard on?

is the cajun navy going to make an appearance? those fuck-ups are pretty hilarious to listen to.

F
His stream went down when he went outside.

I think there's a chance they'll show user.

I don't understand why people are so excited for these hurricanes. Hurricane Katrina destroyed my hometown and it wasn't the hurricane that did it. I was the government moving in Katrinaniggers in the aftermath. The government will be providing new housing for all of these people and they're not going to go back to the ghettos they came from. And these hurricanes Harvey, Irma and the others will be effecting a multitude more non whites than Katrina did.

That's why you use garage converted autos and cull looters user.

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times up nigger

You're about to be witnessed user
Take a spic nigger or jew with you on the way out

They've been hyping me for a week.
WHEN IS THE HAPPENING????

Irma is climaxing in Key Largo soon
facebook.com/bnentwig/videos/vb.556412545/10154900759902546/?type=3&theater

Shit.

Will balcony guy (dock master) lose his shit if Irma plays boat skittles while she has her orgasm?

How many browns have drowned so far?

Irma's smiling lol.

best /comfy/ stream at the moment?

Meanwhile, Florida Man goes kitesurfing.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

There's a synagogue literally named (((Temple Israel))).

Do your thing, big girl.

(Checked)
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1MnGnmNQrAyKO
I'm enjoying this one currently.

Nigger, there is going to be millions of non whites relocated from the ghettos they were contained in to white towns throughout the South.

NO
The nigger capital of the world must feel the full wrath of this storm. Otherwise it's pointless.

TURN THAT SMILD UPSIDEDOWN AND DROWN NIGGERS AND SPICS IRMA GIRL!!

hey, irma's gonna pay me a visit outside birmingham (good, drown all the niggers there)

Atlanta's not nearly as bad as Nawlin's.

thanks

you know what to do

Maan my life purpose is to catch narly winds dude. I have positive vibes maan I'm in tune with mother earth she's not here to harm me.

whats wrong kike, afraid of loosing your summer home in the keys? SOOO sorry you and all your friends are about to get wrecked.
What goes around comes around! and this time it is going around 130 mph.

Shit's about to get real, isn't it?

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youtube.com/watch?v=0CgopgfcG00
Yes

Why include so few streams in the OP, which are all down?

opsec user cmon.

Most niggers left New Orleans after hurricane Katrina. The black population there isn't even half of what it used to be. New Orleans is full of white college students and transplants now. There's still a large numbers of blacks but the population is half white and half black now.

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IRMA ITS TIME TO POWER UP! DOOO EEETTT

I heard someone say they were placed in texas and just never left again

Can't get any live streams. Won't update FF for reasons.
Does Palemoon support HTML 5?
Or can some user suggest another beside (((Chrome))).

polite sage for off topic

I love when this type of shit goes on. Sandy in NYC had a lot of irl trolls in particular. It's only because the news starts hyping it way too early and they stand out there and screech when it isn't even that bad yet.

Is it still heading north or is it going to miss mainland florida & go west?

What does it mean for meme magic if your post doesn't get any digits but travels back in time?

Which FF are you on LOL? 3?

Yes, it's supported html 5 for a long time already.

West. NOLA will be BTFO.

players.brightcove.net/4368278029001/default_default/index.html?videoId=4812653759001

watching a local news station

god that delicious taste in my mouth from watching all those kike owned "beach front" shit condo things getting WRECKED

its a win win, west or east.

Windy as fuck up in the pan handle blowing down from Alabama and were not even feeling Irma yet. Tornadoes are going to be bad.

Waterfox, Palemoon, Icecat. Avoid chrome or anything chrome-based.

latest

actionnewsjax.com/weather/skycams

When Irma gets further north, these are the sky cams for the north-eastern coast of Florida. Though feeds aren't working currently.

wctv.tv/weather/eyecam

Tallahassee Sky Cams.

Things are relatively calm right now. I won't be seeing Irma's fat ass until later this evening. But it's raining on and off and it's a little windy.

Holy Kek user…..what timeline did you come from?

meant for

Thanks user

actually 34
I got locked in a custom add on that is obsolete.
It's one I use daily and don't want to lose it.
I tried some html5 add on's but no worky.

3 hours until estimated landfall, there be a shitstorm a brewin' me lads

Not enough?

There were a couple of cyclists in shorts that video bombed a CNN live stream reporter about 10mins ago.

youtube.com/watch?v=4BdoDTwTfGk

nah, it's really just the american ones.

Several of the guys I know from nigeria/south africa etc were shocked that this was even a stereotype when they came here.

I see, hat that situation at my old job. Get a portable install of FF 34 and use it for your addon, install current FF like a normal human.
sourceforge.net/projects/portableapps/files/Mozilla Firefox, Portable Ed./

Palemoon has a lot of issues with more recent elements. Give waterfox a try. It's a fork without the soros tentacles in it.

It's not even cat 5 anymore so this isn't a very special thread in need of a sticky. The storm is dying down.

we

This board stickies every unimportant shit for days or even weeks if the mods like it.

Feels good, man

what's with all these faggots that don't know the storm is strengthening and hasn't made landfall yet?

It's predicted to be a cat 3 after naples

Go french kiss a power drill.

I preferred this one personally.

and they predicted it would hit miami as well

>(((predicted)))

Nice, I'm going to show my son so he takes his contacts out.


it's a slow boiled soup of drowned nigs, broke infrastructure, flooded basements full of degenerates, and looting - patience grasshoppa

BLESSED BE THIS BREAD

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Underated stream. Thanks user.
Balcony guy and gas station guy are gone now. (If I'm wrong, please the new post links)

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Just filter 603f09 already, he's just here to spoil the energy.

THICC

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ridiculouscake.tumblr.com/archive

jeff said its swinging east on him!

Why am i not surprised.

knew it
art style reeked of furfaggots

That's why you cull the herd when they go wild - ask any rooftop Korean.

More like anti-Kampfy. These threads obviously deserves to be stickied, lots of others don't.

Tornadoes will fuck up all of Florida. weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/hurricane-irma-current-weather-conditions-wind-radar-satellite

Checked, but I don't want to know how you knew that.

Yeah this was discovered about 3 threads ago and the usage of those Irma-chan pictures persists.

kek nice dubs. i'll admit, it's just from using "cringe" bullshit boards a few years back. lotsa porn ends up there

Comfy indeed, chat needs more spam to fight ISIS.

Because during Andrew kikes moved to Palm and Broward in mass, the idea is if a big enough hurricane kikes will leave Florida altogether and Florida will turn red.

Every time somebody posts them reply with the faggot's other art. Maybe that will curb the usage.

some double nigger will probably use that as an excuse to say "furry is pure now" or some shit

It's a multicam stream user.
youtube.com/watch?v=6EFh4p9gr9I

Well, shit. Irma-chan confirmed for tearing a hole in the space-time continuum. More on this as it develops/developed/will develop.

I don't know, but it's either the worst one or the best one.

to add, this /thread has enlighten me so much to the shill. So many (1)'s coming into this /thread and posting one thing about "how the storm is going to die down" or "its all ready over, why keep posting?"

Watch how they never reply after we call them out.
== your weak attempts only make my erection harder ==>>10585211

Fucking hell that is disgusting

At least it will out them in this thread

It's like a queen termite or something.

True.

who the fuck cares, you butthurt faggot. Irma-chan has been coopted.

I had the same problem with FF after it was Soros pozzed.
Using icecat to watch video now.

>>>/gaschamber/

kill yourself furfag

Oh that makes sense then. The hurricane isn't even in Jacksonville yet though, that's a different storm.

I'd just chalk it up to the general spirit of a chaos god

Found you

filtering these shitposters so we can focus on watching the storm

Hurricane is about the become a cat3. It's only 130mph now which is minimum for cat4.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha first the spammer now this?

i'm bored faggot.

dubs… but demoralization? fag

true. I'm surprised i predicted it right before that little fag came along. He should at least stop using porn.

Also, niggers at the beach in a hurricane isn't really that much more dangerous than niggers at the beach normally. They can, and have drown in a fucking tide pool.

Isn't its current path projected to head back over the ocean?

Why shilling on a happening thread? there is no political point to it, just trying to piss anons off from having a comfy thread?

stop whining, or make some better OC.

he says, while having a folder filled with his furry faggot OC of fat hoes

liberal logic

Sorry did not mean to reply to that poster.

We aren't. How many times Holla Forums memes have emerged from shitty art or degenerate artists' creations ?
Irma is a BIG, HUNGRY, HORNY FAT BITCH and this faggot's personnification of her is 100% accurate.
Deal with it. And posting degenerate art for the sake of degeneracy makes you nothing better than a fucking ape. Faggot.

It would pick up if it goes back to the east coast but it's gonna stay on the west coast of florida.

kill yourself.

Wake up and smell the coffee, user. It is not going to get better (or "worse" for the death & destruction cucks)
it's time to unsticky the thread.

Could you be more of a faggot? Nobody fucking cares who you're filtering.

(checked)
dubs confirm hot gulf water for the bitch

It's the size of the storm that makes it so dangerous. Normally, only a small area gets the peak winds of the storm, this is category 3-4 tier winds across about as much area as a normal hurricane. Hitting Cuba made it less catastrophic than it could have been, but Irma is still going to fuck up Florida really badly.

filtered :^)

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA you are so lost.

Hey, when you're right, you're right.

kill yourself

(You) too fag, simply because you sound like some sort of pro-furry faggot. your point is right, your execution is faggot.

yep

You need to go back.

Just filter all the derailing faggots. They don't give a fuck about the storm anyway so you won't miss anything interesting.

Stop letting these faggots derail, keep on topic you faggot.

It would be nice to get into the looting business right about now in Florida

Once, with Pepe. That was what, ten years ago?
You're posting some furry's porn you fucking nigger.

FUCK OFF D&C SHILLS

What's the yellow shit?

LANDFALL IN TWO HOURS

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I think it's water temperature, does the website not say?

pretty sure it's just different elevation clouds or something. nothing to focus on

I may try waterfox as well once I get a working computer. Til then, I'm stuck using a phone.5

Do what now nigger?

Yeah, it's fairly windy up here though. Rain is about medium, and Irma isn't even here yet. It's actually pretty comfy.

I'm actually waiting for one of them to get dragged off by the waves!

Not in FL, they shoot looters on sight.

Polen. The Earth is trying to appease Irma-chan by sending tree sperm into he storm eye.

B-but user, don't you know that it is a cat 5 4 hurricane? Nobody can leave his home without getting blown to pieces!

Everyone who derails this thread with furry shit is a shill.

Nope, it just shows what's visible to the naked eye.
ssd.noaa.gov/PS/TROP/floaters/11L/11L_floater.html (why is this link not in OP? OP sucks cock.)

Makes sense, perhaps the sun?

eat my dick kikes,

its habbening

weather you want it or not :^)

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Irma is a big girl, she's wide enough to cover the state anyway.

WTF?!
IRMA-CHAN RIPS HOLE IN SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM CONFIRMED

quad time-stamp 33:33 checked

This doesn't even take into account the storm surges. Whew.

I made a thing. Forgive me…

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Most of the niggers up here are very well aware of it too. I'd be surprised if any of them are stupid enough to try anything though.

Anyone who derails period retard.

no

Nigglet city Tampa will be destroyed. Feels good man…

I think it's just the thin ass wispy clouds you see on a normal day. Nothing related to the hurricane.

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ROCK YOUR CURVES IRMA GIRL!

He's a cuckservative, but he's a fucking long shot from being a furry.

What cat will it be at when it hits mainland USA?
It would be amazing for this to be a multi-state fuckfest.

Probably just clouds, then.

STOP
Fucking hell, these images are cancer.

There's a fuckton of anons in Jax it seems. Stay safe, the chimps are licking their chops at this one.

Checked. And true. The Zimmerman state is a bad place to do nuffin.

RIP me

In that case we need to stop using pepe and "redpill". The term "redpill" comes from a movie that was meant to be about a nigger and a white woman fighting white men. It was also written by two kikes that went on to become trannies.

PS. THICC

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Jeff

pscp.tv/w/1LyxBEydlDnJN

redpill came from a movie starring arnold schwarzenigger a few years before. cuck.
that bitch has tits too big

keep it on track, nigger

THICC

Shills screeching at us using their mindscapes like our personal playgrounds is always a good sign we're on the right track.

Did you mean pollen?

is this 4 chan I am at? why are all these nigger speaking faggots in here?

cow tits != thicc

While I like anime tiddies I don't think they belong on Holla Forums

it's shitposting and shills nigger

i don't use porn, so have fun faggot

where the hell did you come from, gramps?

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If you want to loot go up on the 2nd level of a parking garage and wait for the right time. In most areas there will be about a 3 hour window to loot that's too dangerous for police and national guard to move in.

Nigger found.
Read this (checked)

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She's big THICC enough to stay off the West coast of FL to pick up power, while still fucking up the East coast at the same time.

Guys… It's habbening.

top kek

TOTAL RECALL

She's a big hurricane

Irma is controlled opposition

Degradation.

enlightenment, faggot. porn is jewish, all of it.

thank you user, I forgot the name.

But seriously, what is it with people trying to shill a hurricane thread?

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

jews

Forgot pic

np one of my favorite movies

checked and keked

I'm annoying at those pics because they lead to a 20+ post chain all saying the same shit.

I'm always annoyed these things miss big cities.

Indeed. I also meant *her storm eye. Thanks user!

You're thinking of Total Recall, and the damsel in distress was played by a mulatto.

>>>/out/ faggot

THICC

You're not afraid of a little space-time continuum meddling are you Cadet?

I exist outside the confines of the space-time continuum.

I approve.

Did anyone else hear a woman giggling in a few seconds ago?

nah fuck you. give me something like a D cup not a fucking Doublenigger cup

Because they work very hard to control the media to suppress the fact that nigs start looting like crazy after events like this so they want it shut down as this is the only place on the internet people can find out about it.

A fat fetish meme about a hurricane that is days old =/= board culture that has effectively fought kike interests for years.

Flat > cow tits

JUST WRECK IT IRMA CHAN

Holy shit the D&C is strong with you cupcake eating faggots. Get your shit together.

That is called a meme. Go back to 4cuck with your low energy.

u wot? Last I checked we weren't a bunch of NYC hipsters, that's HW and moot's crew.

THICC

SHE'S A BIG GIRL AND ALL OUT OF BREATH

Makes sense. I know CNN and other news channels have been monitoring the streams.

Get out

you're the kind of fag that looks at 2005 4chan's boards and asks "where's pol?"

>>>/cuck/

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Wew

Yeah, that was part of the "fantasy", but the damsel was icing on the cake.

Not an artform

Degenerates like you will hang.

you're the faggot here my friend.
let me put it to you straight. cow tits are better when you stupid faggots aren't posting degenerate porn of it in a hurricane thread. so shut the fuck up

Did you mean sick?

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I'm not the one posting porn, retard. Damn, whatever happened to the old rule "don't feed the trolls?"

latest
The clouds becoming yellow makes me think of HAARP, EISCAT or SURA.

it's not directed at you sperg. check my dubs.

I'm just saying what I see user. I couldn't care less about the memes, they're fine, I'm simply pointing out that arguing over them doesn't really have a place in a thread where we're supposedly memeing niggers to death.

What happened with Keys? Are the roofs still on the houses or what?!

ayylmao

oh shit here comes the shills saying HAARP is just a talk radio broadcast tower

checked em

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Most of them tend to stay downtown though. Shitty part is you can't even drive down the street in jax without the risk of getting shot. But I live out in the country part of Clay, so hardly any of them around.

It's actually fairly quiet for the time being. While I'm here shitposting, the preggo is playing some dress up game called Love Nikki while my kid is having a pool party with her numnoms in the tub. We have our own well with clean water, and our generator is hooked and ready with plenty of fuel in case we lose power. Also prepared for would-be looters. We all are. Also helps that my neighbor owns an army surplus store so we're packed with MREs as well.

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All contact lost it seems.

TAVISTOCK

Damn…nice

Only a few hours left before Irma hits my area in north Georgia.

Just woke up. How bad is it?

it is

nigga what? i live in north georgia and it's like 36 hours away kek
thanks for checkin the dubs though

Still hasn't made landfall, so we're shitposting in the interim.

Except for the Keys.

the art of the shit post.bmp

I think this may be the type of thiccness Irma-Chan prefers.

Really? My internal clock is way off. I blame my sickness and troubled sleep.

If you have to run for your gun, you're already dead.

I thought you implied I was some kind of furry degenerate by talking about cupcake (as is called the artist behind fat Irma), I guess you weren't. Apologies.

oh, shame. anyway, Irma center won't reach fucking center FL until tomorrow morning. GA is for Monday night at the least

Good point, we need to get back on track. This is about a hurricane and the damage it causes.

Stay safe user, just keep your head down and be as Gray-man as possible. Best of luck to you out there.

Ask and ye may very well receive. Jacksonville has a lot of low-lying areas and floods during a normal rain storm. I don't doubt that at least a few niggers are gonna be tasting shit water once Irma gets here. Orange Park has a few areas too. Mostly around Doctor's Lake and Black Creek. They issued a mandatory evacuation for those areas a couple days ago.

damn irma got a tight butthole

Good luck user, and enjoy the ride.

>Naples status: REKT

faggot reporting in from sarasota. im stocked tf up in a super fortress but if i lose power for too long ima shit. also running very low on weed;(

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Yep. I'm going to continue to recline in my comfy chair, with my fuzzy blanket, and enjoy the gentle embrace of Irma's soft breeze upon my chest while I eat my celebratory hurricane muffins. It's plain as day that you antifa faggots are trying to paint us as violent psychopaths by posting such (erroneously) stereotypical garbage. Projection much? Spam your inflammatory crap in as many threads as you like, we're not going to run out into the storm and start committing crimes no matter how much you suggest it. White nationalists and National Socialists are peaceful and gentle people by nature, and to be honest I'm actually trying to find a group that I can volunteer with after the storm subsides enough so that I can help my local community. Those are my values. Now please find something productive to do, you're embarrassing yourself.

So much this, I hope my digits can back him up too.

>>>/oven/

IRMA GAINS STRENGTH

im not perfect ok

user, I smoke as well, but where do you think you are? Stop being an emote using faggot.

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There's weed down at the shore, tons of weed, free for the taking. Head on down.

The flood is here

FEAST ON ME IRMA, FILL YOUR TUMMY

lel. So you have zero'd your sights for the garage? Nice!

JEFFFFFFFFFFF

ROCK YOU'RE CURVES IRMA GIRL

Sauce?

Looks like the Miami River is overflowing miles from seas.

The Dyke is going to go on the Lake Okeechobee

Will do! I'm admittedly a bit concerned over my wife though. Her due date is basically this week, so I may end up comfy posting from the hospital.

lel

Come on bro, give your kid the most epic birth imaginable. Get some hot water and towels ready.

when the dike goes it'll release a flood of crocs

ROCK YOUR THICC CURVES, IRMA GIRL!

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I'd watch a few videos on home delivery while you still have the internet, just in case. Last thing we need in this world is less white babies.

dubs confirm croc flood

twitter.com/BrianEntin/status/906920269402558464

Downtown miami being judged unworthy by Irma

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That's some epic-hero shit, in the classical sense.

literally why?

That's what I'm asking? What are the bicyclist for?

CNN has always been about making the news then just reporting on it. They've been doing it since their inception.

CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD, YE GUILTY

user pls. this is the chance to get the kid off on the right foot for the tough times ahead.

It's a composite IR and visible loop. IR shows cloud temperature. Look at the time stamp, you are seeing dawn warm the cloud tops. It's probably long wave IR because its highlighting low level clouds. Then again it's NOAA, they might just be colorizing the vis to show height differences.

oh no it's schlomo. filter him anons!

That way he is also protected from aluminium shots straight into the blood stream. The hospital industrial complex is only interested in turning your son into a lifelong customer. Keep his bodily fluids pure.

You could have just said anime is for degenerates

Purity of essence.

Am I missing something with the importance of this storm that kikes are paying some faggot to shill this thread? I really just don't understand what they are trying to accomplish? Demoralize us from having a nice time watching the hurricane?

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Sometimes shitposters are just shitposters.

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you ppl are disgusting tbh. FO back to >>>/plebbit/

great point user

A camelbak is also a good idea for hydration.
Mags and food bars on waist and you're set for the adventure.

Why shitpost a hurricane thread to death though? The harvey threads were so much more comfy.

tasty stream.

There are better ways of asking for Smugs out there tor-user.

Wait.They inject shit straight at birth now?

they also take DNA and half the time don't ask if you want the circumcision they just do it

dubs confirm. i definitely don't feel the comfort here. just off-rails slightly anxious shitpostery

(Checked both dubs)

Just wait during Harvey antifas were trolling the Cajun navy with fake requests for help and sending them into nigger dens. Jews thrive on all chaos that can turn detrimental to other people, especially whites. They want to kill you, have your kids raped by niggers, and they think it's funny.
Aside from ruining my comfy the thread detractors just ferment my hate even more, and it'll explode buckshot in a zeal to the face of kikes one day.

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It's a picture near the miami river. It's overflowing.

Marco Island has 130 to 150 mph winds, so lies the media

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On the West coast? It will be remarkable in about three or four hours when the eye passes the latitude and suddenly all the flow is onshore in just minutes. If that area is anywhere near Naples and the coast, it's about to get inundated w/ 15+ feet of storm surge, plus pounding waves.

lemme gess
oh wow we had no idea

im not a mod you worthless little shit.

the west side is having all the water sucked out to sea, the right side and bottom is being flooded.

right. once the eyewall moves past a coastal area on the West, it will suddenly be flooded.

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Man this storm is fucking pussy shit
t. Florida boy

He's shitposting guys, just enjoy the storm

THIS

get drowned

fair enough user.

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Naples and Marco Island is getting fucked. Live report.

youtube.com/watch?v=_egSTyWb1gk

i'm sorry, but the part of israel on the coast is not florida

I wont because I've seen thunderstorms way more impressive than this.

This is some concentrated autism.

Category: "Sports"

filtered

Thats what I'm talking about!

God Damn I wish I was on Marco Island.
The opportunity to loot would be outstanding.

My dumbfuck aunt who lives in Key West decided not to evacuate. Should I be making space in my schedule to be able to attend a funeral?

Take a pic of yourself outside, nigger, you can keep all the white property you looted out of the pic too

nigger?

What's with all the niggers ITT

#cubarekt pics starting to come in

Thanks user. Ft. Meyers area is gun get raped much more than Naples.

IRMA CHAN IS CAT3 NOW AND IS MOVING FASTER OVER THE GROUND

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I bet the Tarpon fishing right now at Punta Gorda Pass is outstanding

I'm using Cyberfox. Should I move to waterfox or is there nothing wrong with this fork?

I figured it out, its Weather Channel shills wanting us to watch their programming rather than streaming taking away their ratings.

Absolute madman.

I'm not gonna bother with a camelback sitting around the house, but if the door gets kicked in and there's a nigger between you and where you keep your long gun, you'd better have a pistol on you.

Right now I have soft armor, pistol + 3 mags, flashlight, and 14x shells of buckshot on me.

You don't really like life, do ya boy.

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Why would I loot my own property user?

Can you be any more obvious?

Cyberfox might be fine. Check in on >>>Holla Forums just to be sure. They'll have more insight.

The absolute balls of those pilots

twitter.com/ViciousMarine23/status/906922226120830977

Waters receded in Tampa

Yes another browser thread will certainly be appreciated over there. topkek

Maybe user. But the storm eye actually passed slightly East of Key West, so she may be OK.

Cyberfox IS fine, however, I'd prefer IceCat.
t. regular Holla Forumsnician

She doesn't look THICC. That's just big old animu tiddies.
source pls

Vouching for this user's opinion.
t. Holla Forums + Holla Forums

what about iceweasel?

Big ol' tiddies factor in to overall THICCness.

2PM UPDATE
Irma is now a Category 3,with sustained winds of 120 mph and is moving North at 12 mph.

Cyberfox wont be supported past 2018 though.
Dev himself killed it

I don't know about that. user probably has lost his relation.

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Brevard here… this storm is a fucking joke I’m outside smoking a cigarette and looking at fucking blue skies to the north east. Thoroughly disappointed skank didn’t even snap a twig. You get back over there you fucking hooker I spent good money for this you ain’t leaving til I nut

It's just the old name of Icecat. Don't know, maybe Debian still calls it Iceweasel.

She's gonna snap some gay trees in a few hours for you user.

Could be. Staying anywhere in the Keys during this was the act of a madman tbs.

I'm on a debian based system non systemd'd so that might be why its still using the old name

Nice boat

LIVE IN NAPLES
periscope.tv/w/1yNGamOWyyRGj

The fat lady sings user, ETA 1 hour and boy is she roaring. Definitely at least 80 mph winds with 100 mph gusts already. I'd take a video but I'm taking cover in my house, in case my power goes out I'll see you fuckers on the other side

good

maybe you could loot, get yourselve some nice sneakers or rob an Apple store and get some new iPhone8's

0_0

I have a feeling something more extreme than the ending of School Days is happening somewhere.

Mein neger. Devuan?
t. de-systemd'd arch user

Press F

She better. Winds are barely a third as strong as they were 6 hours ago. It’s like March weather in the north east right now. I spent hours deciding if I wanted to go for function or aesthetics for my 12 ga bandolier load out.. and let me tell ya you ain’t gonna find a more aesthetic assortment of 22 shotgun shells anywhere

Jeff says 140 mph winds on eastern eyewall.

Holy shit I hope not. Between that and Higurashi I found that my constitution isn't as strong as I believed.

I split the hose on my old bladder and jammed a mini-Sawyer filter between the two lengths. Now I can just dump trash water* into it and drink
*doesn't work for chemical contaminants or tiny viral pathogens, so don't go drinking "filtered" sewage-contaminated flood waters or farm/industrial runoff.
research the difference between filters and purifiers

Irma will snap some shit, you ain't that far away from where the eye will be later today or in the morning on Mon. Have fun when that comes nigger.

43 people arrest in palm beach for curfew violations. I bet they are all niggers

I hope so I don’t want this to end in blueballs

lmao. bye boat.

heil hitler. DEATH TO CUBANS

Ja ist gutt
breaker finder top kek

In about an hour you're gonna watch Marco Island get completely destroyed before the rest of us get our turn

Ooooh He's tryin'!

Fucking commies ruined everything again.

If so then you have full right to REEEE at the bitch.

All webcams on the island down already, Naples too.

god damn it down to 120, this will be a shitty loss.

THEY'RE NOT LOOTING! THEY. ARE. SURVIVING.
Apparently out of St Martin.

Don't want to, but I have to check those dubs.

are you seriously getting triggered because some guy said the storm isnt bad enough? it isnt. its a cat 3 and getting weaker. I agree, this isnt shit. Ive been in other hurricanes and even been a hail storm thats worse than this.

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filtered, you cianiggers must be bored

The prison broke down and 250 escaped out onto the streets looting. This started early yesterday. But remember, goys
DEY DINDU NUFFIN

what are you so upset about? grow up faggot.

a-are they really steal sidewalk tiles?

no u

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looks like naples will get the full fucking.

to the briny depths with ye

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anybody have a naples livestream?

was going to go down there to work storm duty as an adjuster, the nothing storms like this are almost never worth the expense to travel down there.

Good luck Jeff

what catagory is the hurricane right now? is it a 3?
do facts upset you? You take it personally when someone else gets disappointed about something?
this storm isnt shit and im in the path of Irma. its hardly even raining and feels pretty good outside. are you mad about that?

i-i need this tv to feed my family

youtube.com/watch?v=_egSTyWb1gk

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i'm actually laughing at your sperg outbursts over literally 2 words. CIA faggot

He might just be paranoid about all those shills that have been flooding here trying to distract from the storm and make people lose interest.

HABEEB IT!

Please note, the radar system on the southern tip of FL is destroyed so no data to South anons

A FOX reporter is in Naples
youtube.com/watch?v=SY2vB3NxqAw
Jeff is there too.

kek

Jeff is on Marco Island no? It's gonna hit there first.

WE FIGHT FOR JUSTICE
IN A FORGOTTEN PLACE
FULFILL OUR DUTY
THEN VANISH WITHOUT A TRACE

DONT NEED A MEDAL
FOR ALL THE MEN WE KILL
FREEDOM IS CALLING
TO ALL MEN WHO BEND THEIR WILL

WIND OF DESTRUCTION

So how can we report ((((Jeff's)))) traffic violations to the police?

The conditions for her to cat. 5 hit Florida were there. Honestly, the hopes for a true happening were legit.

Back off from the stormgod, you fucking peasant.

>(((jeff)))
you know hes polish right

this

Lurk four years before posting again.

Kill yourself

What's up, fellow bamafag?
I'm blessed to be able to feel irma-chan's touch so far inland.

ROLL TIDE FUCK TENNESSEE DRIVERS

poles are whiter than you

OH OH

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Naples stream
pscp.tv/w/1yNGamOWyyRGj

Jeff (oh shit flying debris. let's drive there and open the window - madman)
pscp.tv/w/1LyxBEydlDnJN

Jeff's taking Irma out for lunch?

There's also this
severestudios.com/livechase/

poles are truly white

TRIPS
Looks like you could get your wish, user.

Reported, faggot

REMEMBER TO FILTER AND REPORT

That makes three of us, my volk. Roll Tide Roll

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He has a jewish surname. And exactly what proof do you have that he is not a jew?

polish surnames are white, you are not.

It's a Polish surname.

so far ive see nothing happening. just a huge hyped up storm and nothing happened. any faggots have proof otherwise?

He has a Polish surname with Christian roots. Not ever -ski is a kike.

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No major landfall yet, just islands and Cuba.

Retard.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piotrowski

Kek

landfall on naples area is any minute now really

So far the losses are several 3rd world countries' shantytowns, 2 cranes in Miami and several drunks in Key West.

Need to put some eurobeat to that.

Yeah sure, whatever JIDF.

DO YOU LIKE.. my CRANE.. my CRANE

pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1LyxBEydlDnJN?
About to be in the eye-wall south of Naples.

OY VEY THE STORM IS LITERALLY NOTHING
turn off your internet now goyim

You spin me baby right round, right round

Naples live cam on Gloom Tube: youtube.com/watch?v=-QqYj8iM_7c

Ignore the D&C shill.

how long can that hold up spinning like that?

Started playing in my head as soon as I opened that webm.

I bet you're the same retard that thinks all names with -berg or -stien are jewish too

as long as it has to user.. as long as it has to.

You're retarded if you think all of us are JIDF for considering that kikes steal surnames and not everyone with one of those is automatically a kike. Filtered to focus on the habbenings or lack thereof

to the shills, alot of niggers have the name Johnson, so if you're name is Johnson you're a nigger, by the shill logic
remember to filter d/c derailment shills

some men swim for sport, some men swim for leisure, the only thing im swimming for is underwater treasure….

see my tent, see my tent!
it's the one that FEMA sent!
my normal crackden just simply can't compare!

see this Jordans? i sure scored them!
my FEMA tent is where i hoard them
would you like to buy an xbox?
from the shops but i paid no-bux
and this TV was once your neighbors
that i earned through honest labors

floating bikes by the boatload
from the walmart i have borrowed
you only call it looting cause im black

a white girl in the waters?
i am here to save your daughters!
to my tent we'll extract
i promise you she won't get blacked

see my tent, see my tent
oh please white girl
see my tent!

(pol was right again)

You are the one defending a jew here.

Also it's probably hearsay but user at cuckchan is saying cranes are collapsing in Miami.

SETREP are all the anons in FL still alive ?

Please enjoy this:

He posted that. Check IDs buddy.

Oh nice, it's real

CRANES DOWN IN MIAMI

twitter.com/Breaking911/status/906947963100033026

Reported and filtered
All you've proven that you're severely retarded, love getting reported and suck at sliding

Filtered

my bad Ive been focused on actually dealing with the storm. Floridian here, just trying to help (though im an idiot still). Im in St Johns County

(HEIL'D)

It's okay user, I appreciate the thought. I was in Houston, you need to not be shitposting and instead trying to preserve your life and family.

Family evacuated from gulf coast, north of Ft myers. The waters in Charlotte Harbor have disappeared and the bay is dry. I will come back in and probably destroy everything. Nothing I can do. They are safe, so shitposting is all i can do to try and stay semi-happy. As long as I got power, ill connect and talk about updates here.

checked for ballistic crane missiles

Who called hasbarafag ?

filtered, tbh.

Shit guys, Irma is posting on Holla Forums.

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When did anons become so sensitive.

F
Be safe user
Livestream this shit for us when it comes in

checked
ITS HAPPENING

great job user

Thanks for the chuckle for my goof. At least we know one thing: when the damage is done in miami, it will take a crane to get it ou- wait… Won't have any.

Miami is starting to look like end times and they didn't even get a direct hit. Irma's a big girl.

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Is Jeff's stream gone upside down for everyone else?

Love it.

Have a livecam of some dude near me

youtube.com/watch?v=kFEcctMoEmM

Excellent

Works on my machine.

it did for me for a few seconds but it went back to normal

checked, thanks user

Keep everything on chargers. You're gonna be fine.
Get us some pics of dead floating bodies. The fatter the better.

(checked)

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suicidal drug addicts walking around harassing jeff
"shes on something shes high"
-t jeff

DRUGS CONFIRMED

Jeff just got accosted by a crackhead.

Jeff just met Florida Woman it sounds like.

High quality entertainment right here.

Nigs Looting
zerohedge.com/news/2017-09-10/looting-begins

It's over guys, people won't be talking about this anymore within a week. Can we move onto the next happening now? This thread is just wasted manpower at this point.

Irma really will be cleaning up florida if all the crackheads decide to walk around outside

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Filtered.

no he's walking around top kek

everytime

*now
not no

Absolute madman, he's right around the eye wall

Have you noticed, that just in wake of 9/23, there comes IRMA, which is just swapped name MARY, shortly followed by JOSEF ?

It's just a pitty, that IRMA/Mary will not make it northward to Virginia strong enough to punish the destruction of Statues and History…

But seriously we can't let Irma get hold of the nuclear codes

IT'S COMING APART!!!!

#breaking: North Miami Beach Police say a house has collapsed. 2 people inside. Special vehicle on way. @CBSMiami

Central Florida here, enjoying the first touches of Irma-chan's rough embrace.

HARDER PLEASE, IRMA-CHAN!

house……singular

so much hype for so little results

how's the fire in Commiefornia? Any more earthquakes around Jellystone? How about those solar flares?

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again
its not even making landfall in miami and its collapsing houses there

there are way too many retards and shills on this board

Fires are burning, jellystone is jelly and the flares come and gone and you didn't see shit.

over the pants handjob at this point. yard's not even flooded.

OY VEY THIS THREAD IS ANOTHER SHOAH

While I'm waiting on more clips to show up

Why does periscope have such shitty quality?!?

trips confirm
but the combination triggers me

Because they want to use less bandwidth, but also getting an internet connection in a hurricane is a bit tough and all the rapid motion makes it hard to encode clean visuals with such a tiny bitrate.

l-lewd

It's 2017 we can give you less and charge you more.

It's Twitter that's why.

daily reminders:

Anime is degenerate

Katrina was a Cat3

Niggers gonna nig

Comfie is best.

weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-1-100

Infrared of landfall.

Irma will have long lasting effects and string of happenings, dead nogs, looting nogs and destitute kikes. Think BIG you humongous faggots
Eat shit.

twitter.com/RyanAFournier/status/906948284215939072

Miami is being judged my friends.

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@EElwellWHIO
BREAKING : The NWS in Key West Florida has lost the ability to communicate & transmit alerts. The NWS in Austin, TX has taken over.

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@NWSMiami
**Flash Flood Emergency* Naples, Marco Island, Chokoloskee, Everglades City until 6 PM. Catastrophic surge imminent.

Need more like this

RIP IN PEACE JEFF
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

Try switching the option to Hurricane force winds user (75mph+)

you'll be dissapoint

F

Wut

He left his car and hasn't come back for several minutes, during the middle of the eye wall making landfall.

F

taking a piss outside during a hurricane was a pretty big mistake

twitter.com/TruNews/status/906937942442201088

F

His stream is on MSNBC now.

How do you take a cell phone video and post on Holla Forums with just using your phone?
My windows aren't boarded up and I can get some good vids later tonight when Irma rapes me here in Tampa. Not a nerd

gibs link?

Nothing makes me more smug than seeing millions of yankee transplants uproot their lives over a breezy summer rain storm.

Hurricanes are God's gift to true Floridians. And I get Monday off work, at minimum.

his windshield wipers will keep going until the car runs out of gas or is ripped up.

/sad/

Rolling for Irma to become Category 5 on 9/11

Wipers run on battery, they would outlast the gas.

youtube.com/watch?v=ASxH8pH0MBg

Gone now but they put it on screen every few minutes.

It made landfall as Cat 3, unless it suddenly veers off into the Gulf it will only get weaker from here.

rip jeff
f

with out permission i bet.

thanks user. jeff probably ded though

Naples livestreams
periscope.tv/w/1DXGyOaWrbgxM?q=naples
periscope.tv/w/1nAKEeyEeDOKL?q=naples
periscope.tv/w/1LyxBEyXLwkJN?q=naples

HE'S BACK!

Jeff's back. Or, someone is at least. Someone got in the car but no one is talking. Now there's some kind of chainsaw noises.

Starting to worry about Jeff now.

this.

By hyping the event, we hype the aftermath.

kek that comment section is shit. desperately begging for an en-masse raid the fag mods can't handle

These guys are in the shit

periscope.tv/stormmapping/1yNGamOWyyRGj

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Hah, wait, wrong sound. Jeff's not back.

that's what happened to Hurricane Katrina. With any luck it'll take a hard left and batter the whole of the gulf coast.

My side user :D

not to mention Jose is on it's way

he is talking on gloomtube right now:
youtube.com/watch?v=-QqYj8iM_7c

Unless thats an old loop

Jeff hasn't got back in his car in like 30 minutes.

Dubs confirm, East coast is fucked

yeah, that's old or the audio of something else
pscp.tv/w/1LyxBEydlDnJN is his feed right now
and I'm getting worried

It hasn't been THAT long, but it has been a while.

He probably went to take a big Irma sides dump on the side of a building.

imagine being this goon and being this scared of chinese cartoons

sized

LOOKS LIKE THAT AIRPORT SHOP FROM HARVEY WAS MEMED IRRESPONSIBLY

twitter.com/Scavino45/status/906963990047281153

BACK

Naples here, wish me luck.

JEFF LIVES

JEFF IS BACK
pscp.tv/w/1LyxBEydlDnJN

HE's BACK THIS TIME FOR REAL ANONS

JEFF LIVES

JEFF LIVES
THE HAPPENING CRIER PROCLAIMS DEATH IS NEAR

JEFF LIVES

Oh shit

Boatplanes are back in vogue.

holy shit, digits confirm
Holla Forums was right again!

Good luck, former Charlotte County (just north of yall) here. Its gonna be a shitty day isnt it.

DO NOT EVER DOUBT JEFF
EVER

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Jeff got a BJ from cracky

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EYEWALL IN 10

What drug addict? The stream went to shit for me as he got back in the car.

Jeff is saying 145 in eye wall.. that's almost Cat 4.

DUBS CONFIRM

It was a while ago, when he was out driving.

That's Mexico City's airport. Apropos, but that guy is fucked.

If the storm doesn't interfere and force your hand, you two should consider a midwife instead. That way child protective services can't steal your baby for stupid reasons, force her to have an unnecessary C-Section which would risk sterilizing her, inject her with epidurals against her will or by pressure tactics, thus prolonging the labor period, or circumcise your child without consulting you. Paranoid? Maybe, but stuff like that happens more often than you might think. No point in taking the risk, right? Oh and I forgot the best part… Midwives are cheap as hell compared to hospitals. That way you can save those thousands of dollars for… I dunno, a house or something. Maybe your child's future.

HOW MANY DEAD?

TANKS?!
I know they're not, but they'll be there in 30

Hurricane Irma Tropical Cyclone Update
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL112017
335 PM EDT Sun Sep 10 2017
…CENTER OF HURRICANE IRMA MAKES LANDFALL AT MARCO ISLAND…
The center of Hurricane Irma made landfall in Marco Island in southwest Florida at 3:35 pm EDT as a Category 3 hurricane. A 130 mph wind gust was recently reported by the Marco Island Police Department.

"Welcome party" attire. Nice!

Low Riders. Should be useful in a flood.

There's a hurricane going on, in case you didn't get the memo. I don't know how you expect anyone to have a real answer to that question right now.

This is what we did and we were very happy with it.

Who is the woman holding Ebola chan? Is it Khaos?