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i hope they cure you!
:)

DIS IS WHATTA MEEN

oh shit, whoops replies

I can't believe i've gone two weeks without drinking.

It's like I dont even ever feel the urge to do it anymore.
I thought I was borderline alcoholic

uh, no, i am legit medical grade trans, not a trap, and i am also on antidepressants

wow, you are judgy

What am I going to prove? That I'm worth getting to know?
And Hailey described you a long time ago how you helped her. Thanks for that.

i don't like taco

what's the record time for pushing someone to suicide

off a cliff

what you mean fam

hailey /lewd/ or hailey kit?

why won't anybody say hello to me :(

Come back when you've done it for 3 months.
I felt like getting some vodka today.

touché

i don't think it counts as driven suicide though, more just driven death

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

make em do it on cam.

I dunno fasm a lam.

...

come back when you've done it for 6 MONTHS

hey nezi c:

sorry, i don't say hello to anyone, people usually mention me first

Sup?

Hailey Kit

Hi Nezi

she messaged me all night one night, then never replied again :c

i was well upset

lucky day

Holla Forums is a learning curve

Silly Grim, you weren't even close to being an alcoholic.

BUT IT HELPS WHEN YOU USE MY GENIUS SCRIPTS

She's had a good yet terrible year. She's engaged to a girl she met on /lgbt/ who's practically insane and made her cut contact to everyone.

twice a month I would get uber fucked up

dude what even'
kinda ded

i'd rather just hug u

how are you ewin?

doing anything today?

hi 'nami

how you?

I WAS ABOUT TO TURN INTO AN ALCOHOLIC OVER THE WEEKEND.

MY GOD IT'S HARD TO NOT.

Grim, come to my house and get fucked up with me. I need a drinking buddy.

Pretty shit tbh. How about you.

Atleast erin's scripts are cool a nd allow me an obnoxious subject field.
Yay~
I might run a bath.
Moods beginning to turn.
Blogging.
Do you even lumberjack?

I dont particularly wanna tc lel
sorry
Plus its time to sober up. i cant drink all nioght. doushio ;_;

i don't write 2296 lines because it's fun retards, i do it because it's exceptionally useful

use the fucking scripts

wtf, that's not cool :s is she still in that?

i got rly drunk c:

you?

I did that everyday I had off during my service.

pussy

I dont want nay viruses

I spent three consecutive days being drunk and high.

-hugs-

what's wrong? :c

gotta leave for work soon, might get some food at public first

I'm just tryin to help ;_; don't get mad at me please. What you mean hormone replacement therapy? If so I heard that can also screw you up. I do believe it is mostly all reversible though. Unless you go through with castrating yourself at which point I'll feel bad for you. Also... did you have mental problems before being trans or just after?

I'm staying dry until July4 weekend
maybe after~

nevermiinnnnnnnnnddddd

Holy shit tofu

shut the fuck up

yeah, i don't do those. read the source.

what are you running from

Like
if you don't know much about a topic
don't go on giving people who have dealt with it their whole life advice on it
they've heard the same drivel for a long ass time

you silly nigger

yes before

yes HRT, also antidepressants, zoloft

save the advice, i know what i'm doing

...

it was a joke.
I've already scanned them over, but I did see this hidden in one of the lines

what if the real monsters aren't the trucks

but ourselves

...

is fine bruv, do as you like

weak af

they're like the kinds of people that say vaccines cause autism
I swear

She's still engaged and they're living together. If you ask me it's an abusive relationship. She doesn't post anymore either. You've probably actually heard about me from her. I did some not too kind things.

There's a ton and it's all came in at once to the point where I'm choosing to just be verbally mute.

Yeee. It probably wouldn't happen though because you'd have to drive here.

...

what am i looking at

explain

I was gonna! Baka!

Last time I did that I almost dropped the coffee pot the morning after sobering up a bit.
Love those shakes.

I found a new low there.

but now you have my blessing

that is fucked the fuck up man

are you close to her? like in actual proximity? can we save her?

good job sarcastically regurgitating what I just said nezi

fucking kill yourself

why did you do it

talk to me on steam when you need to, I don't want my mina to be sad
-pets-

hope you feel better soon cutie, gotta leave for work

it's a coding meme.

that hurts my feelings and I wish you would be nicer to me even if I do stupid stuff sometimes

Its not like I wanted to t-talk to you baka.

Holy tokitoki yay~

jesus christ. I'm not even trying to be an asshole

Alright, I wish you luck then. I'm sorry for making you angry I wasn't trying to. It's your decision to be trans not mine, remember that. I'm not trying to dictate what you can and cannot do.

i don't get it

it's tard print

nothing tbh, I was just in vegas so I went HAM.

toki pls ;~;

After those three days I had so much water and then sushi and ramen to recover. I had the most minor hangover but it was gone fast.

sorry I must have missed it somehow :c

I have to leave for work sadly.....byeu

She lives in Texas so no. I'm really far away. I wish I could save her but she didn't even respond to me last night on battlenet.
We'll talk later for sure.

run yourself over

Get better

Realtalk your reputation will never leave you
make a new name and stop attentionwhoring

it isn't a decision tardbox

you choose to be gay?

...

what did you get high on? just marijuana or the fun stuff

what if i payed your travel

cause i mean, i care about vulnerable people, i might be poor, but i'm not an asshole, i'll find a way

Guess I will brb
gonna give my head a shake

soto actually hit a spot for once though
complimenting my smile is golden

^ ^ deo volente my son

toughen up!

I mean it could theoretically work but I only know the city she lives in. Not an actual address. Plus it'd be expensive.

yeah weed and coke. it was some really good stuff.

I am! Toki pls, I'm already really tough right now.

are you gonna suck his dick now

No... but it was a decision to go through with being trans wasn't it? I can't help that I like guys/traps and will never like girls. I get it I'm in the same boat as you in that regard.

How is someone meant to do that ._.

AYYY SUBTLES BACK

where the fuck were you nigga
missed you

with a will, there's a way

?

Stress, boredom and melancholy I guess.
I'm a lot better now, but I still kind of wish I could go do some social drinking with my old mil buddies.

I had a killer one, I didn't know a body could get so weak from drinking.

Stone to the pedal.

I don't believe you

lol no

next time try some legit mdma.

the coke around where I live is pure and good though. both are nice

i will try talk to her again :c

uh, no, the choice is come out, or commit suicide in dire misery

god, you are the worst

like this

youtu.be/TSqkdcT25ss?t=257

Tofu you're just a faggot

My only saving grace was that I drank plenty of water in between drinking during the day/night.

Toki pls, I'm the strongest poster by far.

I kind of want to, but I'm still kinda scared about doing harder drugs. Might be some time again before I even consider it. My liver must be screaming right now.

Well I'm talking about hrt... you aren't forced into going through with it. At the end of the day it was his decision to do it (unless you like me calling you a she). I'm ok with that.

Lets just drop it. I don't want to cause you any pain. I really am sorry for coming off as a jerk.

even I am stronger, get in line slut

...

I wish you the best of luck. Just don't mention it was me that said anything.

you did

and still do, with your "i can't accept the experience of someone in the know so we should drop it before i argue further" bullshit

just get out, fuck

tokai calling lenko a slut kind of makes me want to fuck lenko in the ass

don't give me that shit

if it comes to pointing out everyone that is worried about her, you're on that list

Bitch please, you couldn't even lift 135. I lift 405 EZPZ.

I SO AM, LMAO. Nice vid.

celebrate al'iikhwat fi aljaysh!

That's pretty wise though.
I just went full retard during the graduation day, and that kept on going for multiple days.

If you say so. She just doesn't really know me as Minami though.

just do it
_wise dude

numbers can't save you now

Hahaha, that's good though. Being able to party up like that is always nice. It really makes me feel better though. I'll be ready to work by Sunday so I'm stoked for that.

Yeah duh, it's my strength that will save me. Because, you know, I'm THE STRONGEST POSTER.

lol hi
Just a short spontaneous holiday ^^

I wish there was a way to cure hay fever if that were true

Oh, that could work. You have to out-run the car for a bit though.

I'd like to have an argument please

Please stop taking out all your bs out on me. Like I've already said I don't mind that your a trans... but I'm not going to sit around and pretend that it can't have adverse side effects. Anyway, I'm a newfag anyway and don't know to much about you people. So, again I apologize.

eh, well, you're a number on the list.

the more people that say you're fucking yourself over, the better.

speaking of

WHO REMEMBERS KIT?

Did you have that? Or do you still?

NANI

kek

did you actually go somewhere or just break from threads?

those muscles can't block the cumshots

fuck yourself sideways twice

don't worry that i'm mad at you, my best internet friends tend to be the people i hate most at first

Ain't a bit of exercise ever killed anyone.

Let's play games.

I don't think there will be any time for that when you're just on the floor.

Spooning but when penetration is actually a super enjoyable position

I dont have any

...

Lewd

wanna do it

it's tru

whats my cleaning job got to do with it?

Still have it, every summer, I think it wears off by middle-age

Yeah, to Devon, it's a 4-6 hour drive depending on traffic
No light pollution is awesome, and the weather was really nice

Tell that to the vegan woman who died climbing Everest, trying to prove that a vegan diet can do everything a non-vegan can

...

ehhhhhh? ketchi.

naisu naisu

^^

I'd rather be a number in this case than be known by name.

I wouldn't know.

if you say please i'll let you be the big spoon

i remember being mad at you like once, but i forget why

Everything, since you'll always be face down ass up when I'm there.

That blows, hope you're feeling better now since you're posting.

...

NO

I heard about that.
Probably something went horribly wrong, and not just exercise.

...

little spoon it is

its gonna be the cage for you mister

Now this has me thinking. Hm.

we were having a perfectly pleasant conversation, about rockness and T and shit, but i remember i was seething for some reason

it might not even have been at you though

If you're into that. But I hope you're used to whipping because you're going to get a lot of that.

It's June.
Do you know what that means?

no spoons

DEEEARRRRRR JUUUUNE

look up nickasaur on youtube

...

there is no spoon.

nope

Nu

You're gonna find out very soon

I think I'll stop posting for a while and try to learn more about you guys. I'm very sorry for touching a nerve or two. i can only say sorry so many times before looking like an autist, but remember when I say sorry I really do mean it. Anyways, by for a few days I guess. I don't want to be an asshole to you ever again.

Is this an ashens reference or something
Does it mean you know how to use a calendar

do it shitstained newyorker

possibly

don't be sorry

the lifeblood of these threads is drama

i like you, if that makes you feel better

Oh god the summer heat, I can feel it already. Good thing I'm moving in less than 2 months. So I decided to drive through California instead of Nevada. I might head on over to LA or wherever soto/ian are before I go up to SanFran.

Who knows, I am just naturally rub people up the wrong way. I feel like you have tog et mad at me atleast once.
Dont git good
git mad

Yes, because insulting me will make me more likely to follow what you say

bite me

Don't worry about it man, you're not being an asshole intentionally

we're all very mean people and you probably come from a world where dirty trannies aren't a common thing. and that's ok. live and learn.

DO IT

It's like I'm psychic

mine was a double reference, first to the matrix, then to the cheat code in warcraft 1 & 2, which also referenced the matrix

Don't use a tone like that young man

o-oh

fair point

please?

Domo arigatou ^^

Yeah you're right, vegans can do anything. I just read a book by a guy called Scott Jurek who runs ultramarathons, that stuff is insane
At the end of every chapter he puts a vegan recipe, I would only eat like 30% of them though

...

...

Oh ok. I need to watch the matrix again

link me

how many times has "don't worry" been said in this thread

can we go five minutes without ripping on each other

spoti.fi/1JH1plw

Monstercat is always so fucking good man!

Yeah, you should definitely come over to visit me in the future. Yo, did I tell you that my mom is going to help me out with the move and furniture?

Bitch I do what I want!

How're you? I haven't seen you since I left for Vegas on Sunday.

Yup you did!
So happy for you dude

you're gonna get it now

you have to promise me, even if you don't like this

youtube.com/watch?v=ESs-wSYPS80

you will also listen to this

youtube.com/watch?v=Hz7I1LRpA0A

dont worry it will only hurt at first : ^)

Do worry.

It's probably going to be a 2 day drive for me. I'm going to take the scenic route and explore some of Cali before I go up. I'm so excited, you have no idea.

Yeah give me that ass, bitch.

HI

worry twice

sideways

thank you. I like you a lot too.

Yeah, I haven't actually chatted with a trans before... so you'd be right. When I was in hs i didn't really have many friends so I can be quite toxic online... due to not having any real friends.

lelelelel

vocaroo.com/i/s0n6eTwFWfB5

you're less toxic than most people here. don't beat yourself up man.

promis

I feel it my dude

hey yo

erin why

Most likely, I haven't really tried those foods like ever.
But now I kind of want spinach pancakes again.

No larvae transforms into a butterfly without some pain.

AHUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHUEHUE NICKASAUR PARTEE

holy shit this is so emo

There's a gathering going on at the town square

holy shit this is so emo

SO MUCH HYPE.

Sup fam, how're you?

is watching an old surrealist Czechoslovakian movie hipster

t-thats not what I meant

OMG

HE AS LIKE MY FAVE IN MY EMO DAYS

THANK YOU FOR RECOGNISE

I'm doing great, countryside was refreshing

But Vegas? Wow.. what happens there stays there so you can't tell anyone what happened right?

Idk how you stand spinach
An all-powerful will to become Popeye overcomes the horrible taste?

Huehuehuehue

kanker

Too bad bitch, I'm going to slam you on the ground.

Nah lol I've been telling some friends. But yeah most of what I did stayed there. It was nothing illegal though!

lol
I listened to 3dg and bullet for my valentine during my angsty 13 year old times

I still listen to them. 8)

KANKER LIJER

I can block!

the macbook air speakers are embedded in the keyboard

so you can hardly hear me singing like an angel

vocaroo.com/i/s0k3ye1qj7v6

i also listened to bullet

oh god

YOU CAN'T STOP WHAT I AM. NOT NOW NOT EVER.

They're good so what's the problem?

in fact i can play a bunch of bullet songs on the guitar

they are all drop C

which is metal af

buullet are godly live

THIS

THIS IS KANKER

E
D
G
E

Spinach is pretty sweet though, that being said spinach soup is one of my favourite foods.
But I don't know how people stand broccoli or cabbages.

I can

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sorry

drop c sharp

it's been a while

Disappointing.

it's like drop D on steroids

cause it's a whole key lower

i listened to a bunch of linkin park in my preteens

but that's because the only cd i had of my dead sisters was a burned copy of meteora

lINKIN pARK ARE AWESOME

lolol

this second nikasaur song is making my ears bleed

erin y

tfw boarding flight

4u

I broke a pair of glasses seeing linkin park in newcastle.
pretty ironic... go to SEE them and your eyes get broken

goodbye

THAT'S ME.
Chicks dig it.

The only way is to accept me, that's about it.

I DO. I listen to 30s to mars almost every day.

BECAUSE CHERISH MY EMO DAYS LIKE I DO

see when i cut myself then

i did it in cute shapes and called it scarification

let it be bruv

dont forget to blow up the plane

lmao @drop D tunings in lower pitch

accept what?

Wai?

WHY DONCHA MEET ME AT THE BAR

RESPECT BIG PIMPIN

TELL ME WHAT YOU FEEL MAMMA

TELL ME WHATCHU SIPPIN

DROPPING THE D

This dick.

nais

FFDP was big for me too
still is lol

mang, you heard bullets crazy train cover?

drop c sharp is gnarly as fuck

like the songs i know how to play are 50/50 standard and drop c sharp

fuck your mediocre drop D

to be yesterday

Not before I conquer you!

...

It will never happen, I'm the dom silly.

My mang.

that's cause i play mostly blink and enter shikari tho

lel

surrendering is for lamos tho

lenko would you sub for me

cause of like how HUGE u r

that'd be pretty hot

Paramore are still my babies, and FOB. My emo babies., They help scoot when he feels cray cray.

Yay for hayley.

Orange hair hayley is best hayley.

Wonder how her hair dye venture is going

gonna get me some Misery Orange.

But thats brussels.

ENTER FUCKING SHIKARI

y r u do dis

OH GODS I CAN BUY RIOT! ORANGE
LIGJWougheouhgopwuHGOP8whgoGFOHGOUHUOPhg

i been thinking bout dying orange, cause i like this rare pic where i look ginger

but tbh, my next dye will be baby blue

I listen to all that and indie rock with some piano music and some smooth jazz. It's my usual pandora play during the day.

That's fine you can be a lamo.

hell nah, I'm a dom.

Should I go full riot orange?

Oh god, should we go team orange xD

Fsharp B A B C E

get on the ricky gonzalez level

im decent how about you?

smooth jazz is bae

Nothing illegal?!
I'm kinda surprised

How can you hate on broccoli?
They are just like little trees

Yes/no?

I could be like my baes

low tunings are soo weird
I like my strings tight ;)

:C

but imgine the contrast

see if you diaper fetished

in terms of open fetish, there would be no hotter dom/sub pair than you and me

I wanna dye but everyone I know will make fun of it, can't wait to move out

brussels a chocolate and blood

I will fight!

I FORGOT TO LINK

gooddyeyoung.com/products/riot

i would not, i would give praise

tOKAY SHOULD GO BLONDE, LIKE KAULITZ

...

Super good right now. Just chillin man, wbu?

Fuck yeah it is.

Actually I did do those things but don't tell anyone!

ERIN PLS
no diapers

And you'll struggle too but you won't make it out of my grasp.

but arent you a guy?

BLONDE LIKE I WAS FOR SEVERAL MINUTES

Scoot, dye your hair the color of an over the top 80s movie explosion.

Yes, but they don't know that!

I usually just listen to whatever fits the mood, or whatever people are talking about.
Kind of got affected and now ended up in Enter Shikari again.

Never had them raw, just heated up.
And in my opinion you're not supposed to warm up any vegetables unless they go in a soup.

get out macho man fag

WELL

yeah

but you see what i mean

like the reverse roll thing

you attach the ends to a battery then the other ends to nipples, right?

not that i would diaper

i mean i probably would

but currently don't

Lol nice.

yeah, it just wouldn't be fun for me.

So different shades of orange with a little fleck of red?
I was thinking tiger stripes.
Lol, I kid of course. Y'all just have more petrolhead about you.

Matt is amusing.

ill show you how but it will require a night of lewd stuff, so pay up sporty

bout to head out actually, maybe i should actually stop by here tonight when i have time lol

my ex didn't teach me how to jump start a car but she certainly knew her way around clamps

scoot i just finished a whole bottle of buckfast

this is the drunkest i have been since christmas 2014 and i spat in my GF's face and effectively ended the relationship

maybe I enjoy that

what colour would you reccomend?
I Like am in the purple area

i dont wanna be german dude

are diapers fun?

i should go to pony tread and ask blueberry this

IF I WANTED A TOTALLY BIASSED ANSWER, LOL

I'll be here later tonight too. Have fun.

You'll enjoy a lot of things dw~

well, the fashion in the UK atm is pastel blues and purples, so pastel purple would earn you much love here

Spit in my face and call me a cunt.
But hey, you bout to go HAM!
i like going HAM when fucked drunk.

Too late Dolphy

does anybody here diaper

i asked since i mentioned it i found a diaper Holla Forums board, and i wanna know if there is anybody to be found

i had a chicken and bacon sandwich for reakfast

POWER VEGETARIAN HERE LEL

*punches through your wall*
Oooooo-yeeeeaar!

Exactly! Geez, I work with a bunch'a straights.

I can use jumper cables, check my oil, change out lights, and change a tire. This is the extent of my car knowledge. :3

I know how, goober. :P

Filthy. Absolutely filthy.
Go on.

shit, i am drunk and i am going too deep into diapers

somebody sober me up quick

i need swedgers

like 8 of them

Yeah, it just kind of happens.

my ex-flatmate has punched like 4 holes in my livingroom door and now i have to live with them

not cool dude

I NEED THE SWEDGE

like what?

mm sounds so tempting, I can probs write it off to others as a prank or something.
specially since my brother dyed his blonde

*fish noises*

LOL in fact, imma call and see if i can get swedgers

see if i can

you guys are fucked :^)

:(
*comes over and fixes holes*

BREAK THE FAST WITH POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

show me ur warfais!!!!!

Still alot more than I can do... Wanna roleplay? You can be the small town mechanic who has to fix out of town rich grill scoot's car... Oh yeah. mmmmm.

thx

Your taste in music is really similar to mine. I like a lot of the things you show me.

All this dick. That's what slut.

you too bro

thats okay we can just count the lewd as future payment for uh.... to be announced : ^)

Dorito is here and he is doing dergs woo!

I'm gonna need to use my dipstick and check your fluids, behbeh.

♥♥
A friend of mine roomed with a psycho drunk in college. They always had posters all over their walls in odd places. It wasn't until I helped him move out that I realized they were covering all the holes Drunkymcpunchbaby left everywhere.

What have I gotten myself into?!

...

we would RP a lot. she like to be Clamps from futurama

but I'm just kidding. when would I ever be in any sort of relationship. much less with someone cool enough to clamp me.

No problem broski.

OMG I AM GETTING A HALF GRAM OF MDMA FOR £20

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

OAN THE SWEDGEEEEEEEE

Oh yeah? you said something about my big end? or soemthing... i think im kleaking fluid everywhere mistah

ON IT TIL YOU VOMIT

man, random as fuck 😂

"can you get any swedgers?"

"aye, am getting pills tonight, i can give you MDMA right now tho"

"tick till monday?"

"aye no probs"

FUCK I LOVE THIS GUY

not much then

Heroic.
Im a little sad that I have to be a good boy.
But gotta be a grown up.

It's plenty big dw

nigger taking drugs IS grown up

not on a school night it isnt xD

shit, i'mma run to the shop and get another half of buckie

THIS IS THE NIGHT

LEGENDARY

kinda wanna promise the dye but ill so regret it
need more alcohol

hmmm plenty big in legend maybe

Dye your hair tokai, promise me

It's big enough for you to share with a friend. :^)

this looks soo cute

...perhaps in this month

huh but thats not how holes work

True, but I meant with your mouth and hands though.

make ur memes come true

LOL I HAD A TOTAL MOMENT WITH A GUY AT THE SHOP

I thought he said something he didn't, so i asked him, then as i was was leaving, he said "yipeekayay", so i ran out of the shop shouting "YPEEKAYAY MOTHERFUCKERS" and i could hear him laughing all the way down the street 😂

oh wait I do know irl friends who'd like it.
they're all girls though.

wow thats p long

just do et

they sold me alcohol ven though i was absolutely out of my face

bad show guys

but like, y'know, great

totally illegal

but yeah

great

I hope both you and your friend are ready for it~

Do you think this is a game!

i've been holding on to a £20 check, imma give it to the guy as collateral

i've never ticked off him before, don't want to leave him with no insurance policy

cause he sure as fuck couldn't batter me, he's like the same size as me, and for my size, i'm hard as fuck

erin you're an outlaw, too good for the rules.

I'm always ready

Im hard as fuck ;)

Howdy, Luka! What's goin' on?

In the words of Troy McClure, "Get confident, stupid!" Or come to Texas. The girls here will love your accent and intellect.

Your rear axle needs alignment. >:-D

nigger i make the rules

i don't need to give him no fucking check

but i'm gonna anyway, cause i'm a decent human being

Oh my! How ever will I do that... also... I have no money... how ever will I pay...

TICK

i dunno sabs. i hear texas is a scary place.

pete just picked up some more stuff from outside my house, gonna have a little sample now >.

OMG MY GUY CAN GET SWEDGE

I HAVE BEEN CRAVING THIS FOR MONTHS

FUCK, I AM MORE HOOKED UP THAN I KNEW

Cash, Gas, Grass...or Ass.

I'll protect you. I got more AR's in my closet than Carter's got liver pills and more favors than Jesus.

i am also gonna fix this mod situation

thank me later

Will ass do? uguuuuuuu

I believe in you erin

pic of bebop to hasten the response

cause i was told not to share these

but sabs

who will protect me

from you

It's preferred. You gotta wear dat cheerleader outfit doe.

He looks like adam driver fucked a fish

...

BORDERLINE

SLOW

CUNTS

AKA

RETARDS

*takes off panties and wiggles*

he's gonna be pissed

imma place the laptop on the floor
you guys are gonne lay with me

holy fuck

my guy better show the fuck up soon

cause i feel vomit educed

and the only cure is straight mandy

Nothing~

WHO

THE FUCK

CARES

STUD MUFFIN

MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY

MANDY IS YO FREN

...

That is a weird snapchat.

you know something about me is i talk too much about myself

How are you?

Slut. I'mma have to hit up the ATM.

Come pull the fire alarm at work so I can leave early! Canada would never extradite you for it!

he will baka
nobody has called me stud muffin in over 7 years
thanks for the nostalgia lmao

Whats an ATM, like the cash machine you just gotta slide in ;)
no pin needed

quello che una bella serata

Achieve Zen
by doing this little Quizz to yourself:
bzfd.it/1Rx9YA2

=w=

I like learning stuff about you though. You're neat. And I wish I had a friend in Ireland to set you up with 'cause you deserved to be loved on.

I'm mostly fine. Just need a nap!

I was going to make it rain (when you throw dollar bills at strippers), but now I'm going to make it hail (when you throw quarters at sluts).

A pop quiz? Nooooooooooooooooooooookay, I'll do it.

Make it rain as I check that gear stick ;3

LOL HALF A GRAM OF MANDY NO DOWN PAYMENT

SUCK IT FAGS

sabs don't worry I'm just playing. if I want a girl i'll make a tinder. it's really not a biggie.

and you should nap. it's summer so you have sunglasses right. print off some steve buscemi and glue some eyes onto them. no one will notice.

CUSTOMER SAT

Damn, pretty jelly, not gonna lie

wew lad

TIME FOR LINES

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aaaaaaaaa my nose burns

coke does not hurt like this

side note:

he said he could get me coke

i pinged like a quarter of the crystals away truing to cut it

i forgot how rock solid mandy is

Pretty sure I havent snorted mandy, usually bomb big ass rocks.

SCOOT

APPARENTLY MY DRUG GUY CAN GET LIKE ANYTHING

YOU BEST BE UP FOR A PARTY BEFORE HALLOWEEN

this is the face of insanity

thats the face of a winner

Hop on the good foot and do the bad thing!

Good. You're a catch, ya dummy.

They wouldn't notice until I started snoring and drooling all over myself. But if I got caught sleeping here, my boss would probably just stack things on me and/or draw a penis on my face.

Apparently I'm a very reserved person who's close to her friends and doesn't want kids right now.

Seems about right.

Party like Sheen

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I'll make sure to drain your hydraulics of fluids real good, sugar.

...

You're gonna give me a Hummer before I Ram my Cobra into your Enclave.

Better bump it, grind it, and dump it like a tonka.

i invited del to come take my mandy with me

so imma ave to take it slow till he gets here

sorry

everybody wins

be sure to webcam it because there's nothing cuter

IM GOING OUTSIDE
YES

Fuck no that cunt can rot he's gonna break more of your shit

The hell is going on around here.

LIFE

Well Life sucks I need a redo

is this an animus

is it casper

Everything and nothing in particular.
How are you Edelweiss?

DansGame

Why are the biggest spiders always the ones that come from your bath plughole?

new thread
EleGiggle

Everyone needs a redo
but we're all gonna have to live further

huh

who are you meeting up with