Meanwhile at Holla Forums labs

I HAVE CREATED A SERUM THAT GIVES DUBS

Who keeps releasing the fucking gremlins from containment? Every time they're let out they keep pointing to numbers thinking it'll derail our experiments. Getting them contained again is always a nightmare and by that time the whole experiment's shot.

where is it?

Clearly it needs some adjusting

I sabotaged your recipe, for the real one lies with me.

AH HAH!

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SHIT

Well I sabotaged your sabotage because this is the REAL SERUM

Looks like hiring a bunch of NEETs wasn't the best idea for our lab.

You fool, I kept the real one under the floorboards all along!

neither of you guys have anything do you?
this is the last time I'll turn a blind eye to your slacking off, if you don't get anywhere by next month you're fired

Clearly this man is the serum holder.

Those goddamn number gremlins stole the serum

impressive again

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I will not be denied.

I

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WILL

Well, Jib…
I guess we'll have to dust off that time machine and undo another retard's conception.

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NO STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU STOLE THE SERUM! YOUR TRIPS ARE EVIDENCE OF THAT.

CONTAIN THE FUCKING GREMLINS YOU GODDAMN WORTHLESS SCIENTISTS WE NEED TO GET BACK TO WORK ONE EVEN KEEPS FAILING OVER AND OVER

Where did the videogames go?

Perhaps it's not the serum that's the problem…

the whats?

you're just mad you can't get none

Nice digits

That man is infected!
Everybody stay calm, I've got the hazmat suit on.

We would be creating video games in here if there werent any gremlins running around
I think after killing all these gremnlins it might have rubbed off on me

you're dangerously close to getting dubs employee, has your suit been checked for damage?

I'm totally fine, see? No dubs

You're pushing your luck

I'm not liking the look of those digits, to be honest.

you could still be a carrier, we'll need to quarantine you for at least two days

you're right, this could be signs of an early onset of the disease
QUARANTINE THE WHOLE LAB, FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND

Calm down, the situation's been handled.
See? It's safe. No sign of dubs outbreak anymore.
Heck I'm confident enough to bring up this Titan Quest Anniversary sample fresh from the bowels of Steam.

can I atleast send a message to my wife to ch- to CHE- TO CHANGE THEeeeSE DUBS!
CHECK 'EM!

Ok, that's enough pranks for one day, Jib. There's science to be done.

Is this a dubs thread or a shitposting thread? Or is it both?

You'll fap to shota and you will like it!

You cheapskates could've prevented this if you invested into proper security. But no, you'd rather choke on those dubs than let a commie defector work with you. Well then, I'm off. So long and glory to New Arstotzka.

How are your eyeballs doing faggot ?

That was one of my favorite experiments, I wonder what they improved on it

both is a good answer

Well, Hank, apparently they've re-engineered or reworked the multiplayer, optimized performance, allowed higher resolution to be displayed, made the UI movable, removed lots of bugs, rebalanced masteries and added Steam Workshop support.
Pretty much a regular spitshine remaster, downloading now, good thing I never bothered getting Immortal Throne and am now getting both for free.

looks like there are still a few things to iron out
I miss the good old days of 9/11 when you installed a game and it worked.

see my dubs

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I hope they aren't contagious

It would take another moon cycle to repeat this quads experiment and you ruined it all !

Close one, looks like the outbreak is contained

You fool, quads would never be contained!
If quads were to break out in this thread, the Ebola virus outbreak could be compared to this tiny aids infected, rubber-eating flea I'm holding here in my hand.

well that's a relief

BEHOLD
I'VE MADE A THING

Silence, coward !
Your way of thinking has held back Holla Forums for way too long !
We must go bigger ! If quads failed we must attempt quints !
If quints fail we must attempt sexts !
If they all fail we must make a decent zombie game !

I'd use it.

so the dubs are back

Almost

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We've prepared for this.

Okay folks, we are ready to launch experiment TOPVG-1. (The Objectively Perfect Video Game)
We have some good test samples to base it on, all we need to do now is shut down all shitposting activities in the labs for the duration of ten posts to launch it.

It's a very intricate and brittle thing so cancel all your experiments, especially the dubs serum ones in the chemistry labs. We don't want to waste a decade's worth of work.

Did the research team on the waifu creator make any progress? The overseer wants to know.

Oh this is going to be fun

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Hello fellow scientists. New arrival to the lab here so I'm a little inexperienced.

It's sheer perfection, my precious F-Virus
No one will ever take you away from me
It turns girls into futas
With the balls inside the abdomen, imagine the potential!

user, it's okay to like being pegged by girls with strap-ons, but futa is just too far. That's herm shit.

Why would you like an incorrect configuration of genitalia?

You don't understand!
We can set them loose in bars to collect a harem of women!
How can you not understand my genius?!
I'll never give up my life's work!

Sterile and increased risk of testicular cancer then?
Also: Take care of the vaccine, we have to make sure not to lose it.

What vaccine?

The vaccine to cure his fucking autism.

We appear to have found the cure to the dubs virus

Sure thing, doc