Alright fags

Like said

Fuck is vidya compared to this?

Jesus do fucking niggers have any imagination you have a power supply of some sort

No, no will rescue you because you'll be too busy playing games

Let's determine optimal candy and snacks

Skittles and licorice are right out (unless its nibs). Smores are too rich to eat regularly. Pie might not be bad, blueberry or apple in particular

What kind of infinite and perpetual power exists on an isolated island, user?

No, you would be found very quickly by special interest groups.

Does the PC come with emulators?

If I chose consoles, I'd go with SNES, Saturn, launch PS3 and XBox.

Solar.

I'd imagine the sand would be made of cocoa powder or marzipan

Nope.

You'd need like 400 square feet of solars to power a console and tv. What about when it rains or its night time? Woild you have a battery pack (not technically a power source)?

Quit being autistic

Yes, but remember not all emulators are accurate.

I'm using my imagination asshole

Why would there be an power supply on a Dessert Island? Everyone knows candy people are stick in the Stone Butterscotch Age.

That would probably not be pleasant. Unless it was a fresh out of the oven or cookie dough I don't think your dick would even last through the first time.

>>>/cuckchan/

you might be incontinent

I wonder how fire would be achieved on this island. You wouldn't really have sticks to make fire, since everything's dessert.
How would drinking water be obtained?
Are there any insects, bacteria, mold on the island? If so, they'd obviously infest the whole place and ruin the experience of being on a dessert island.

The accuracy of emulation for my preferred systems is either 99%+ (higan, Exodus, XEBRA) or good enough for most games, with the exception of Saturn, although I expect accuracy to go up fairly quickly now that the disc drive timing can be properly emulated.

I have fucked a glazed donut before. It was okay but not particularly special. Sticky. Though its not very comparable to hard cookies.

Try a little foreplay next time and you'll find that cookie girls can sploosh milk by the cupload.

I'll bring just the right tone of green with me. Fuck games.

Assuming that you need proper hydration and not just sugar drinks, the water might just be carbonated water. Ideally the animals (if any) would keep to themselves.

DESSERT ISLAND, CAP'N!

Since both of those options are entirely useless due to the lack of power I'll bring my waifu and eat the entire island.
OP's a fag.

Tough choice OP, you giant faggot.

Does that mean they have a bunch of milk in them? Because wouldn't sex just be plowing right through them destroying their entire lower half? Or is it that the milk is their blood, and that it keeps them in an eternal state of softness? Also how do the chocolate chips factor in?

Plain carbonated water's not really used dessert that much, though.
I wonder if anyone else drinks beer while eating dessert. If so, maybe the water surrounding it would be a pale ale or lager?
I doubt beer would fit as a dessert drink, though, so maybe just soda. It would have to be distilled somehow, but I don't see how that's achievable without fire. Although many desserts are fatty and flammable, there'd be no way to ignite that shit.
Perhaps if everyone got to bring a firestarter to the island, then survival would be possible.

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Shut-up and eat ya cookpuss already.

yeah nice try juden

That is now how you eat out pussy you dumb fuck.

clearly you are not a man of culture
additionally, they are cups, not kittens

Try to escape because playing video games 24/7 for the rest of my life is not as fun as it sounds

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What's the point of a sentient cookie with a vagina if I'm just going to eat it?

You can do what ever you want to the cookie pussy, but don't ask stupid questions like "how is this cookie person possible?"

This is Dessert Island, we don't need science here amongst the marzipan trees and bubbling hot cocoa springs.

your imagination is weak kid, go home and train another year before coming back here

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I blame only myself.

So what does sliding your dick between two layers of cake feel like?

Lol why is there white cream? Pussies don't have cum lmfao.

This isn't rocket science, I'm asking what is it like to fuck it because if it was like a stale cookie your dick would not be enjoying it. Would you enjoy be in the middle of fucking then a chocolate chip jabs the urethra end because you thrusted too hard?

no, it's time for dessert

I'm tempted to find out, but I'd be wasting a perfectly good cake

I've made every one of my ex gfs sit in a cake for me and then let me fuck her. Shits breety cash honestly.

Depends on the type of cake.

They do after I'm done with them.

A: the girls are clearly doughy magic golems
B: the cup would fall apart because it's shit
C: Never talk to me or my ID in a different argument again
D: Jews are clearly responsible for making those cookie cups and filling them with milk

You started this conversation, tard.

We're not talking about your asshole here lmao

no, OP did

No, like every other time semen drench orifices are mentions, we're talking about your mum.

kek

Who said you'd have to waste it?

The cookie girls you shown have chocolate chips built throughout their bodies. While if the chocolate was just the hair it wouldn't be an issue, but since there are chocolate bits everywhere there is the possibility of it being in the womb itself. Futa wasn't even in the post. You need more thought into your cookie girls.

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Oh my god no one fucking cares. Get the fucking hint. I'm not sure if you think your autism is funny or just plain old Holla Forums'ing, but you are legitimately insufferable to the point where I'm filtering this thread in an effort to stop the tedium of your retardation affecting me further.

Looks like you lose, friendo.

Trick question. Consoles today are just shitty pcs in a box, and if you wanted to bring a last gen or retro console you'd already have all of the games on the PC because of muh emulation.

seriosly though I'd pick the PC for RTS. Also, if you pick games like shill shitizen or dorf do you get updates?

rip: this kid

Looks like someone got tushytotalled

I'm just trying to have some fun since I'm running on little sleep. It isn't fun to think "I'm going to fuck a cookie" but I find "how is it possible to fuck a humanoid cookie" to be much more arousing as you think of the little details that normally wouldn't be thought of. It's like watching porn that goes straight to fucking, there no fun in watching some cum dumpster taking it from a dude.

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I should have seen that this man has no style. He did not think of how the cookie works in real life and apply aspects to create the cookie golem. So let's start off with the nervous system. The brain would be a macadamia nut, as it is technically a seed, allowing it to be the nerves that the cookie girl would have. Next would be the cardiovascular system, as that is important. While chocolate would make sense in a chocolate chip cookie, I feel milk would be better suited. It would keep the cookie in a moist state, but like water too much can kill a person. The heart would probably be a raisin, to play on grape to raisin to grape as a heart. The veins could be coconut strains, to keep with the fruit bit. Now air usually dries out a cookie, so they would probably not have lungs to speak so they stay fresher longer. As it is a golem, the stomach would probably be a sheet of a truffle, to mimic a stomach keeping it's contents inside.

Jesus Christ the autism in this thread. God forbid we have an actual discussion of video games.

Assuming emulators are off the table, I'm gonna go with consoles. SNES, PS1, PS3, and… I'm torn between DS and 3DS. I guess I'll say DS because I keep meaning to invest some time in the first three Rune Factory games.

PC is tempting, but I'd miss JRPGs too much. I like a good WRPG too but most of them are shit.

With their skin it would function similarly to a humans, but the burning is more severe. So with that in mind they would make shelters so they don't start crisping up or spend more time moving in the night. Some time in the sun would be required though as too little would turn back into cookie dough. The reproductive organs would be chocolate in a semi melted state to allow for the baby. As for hair, it would probably be solid chocolate. While frosting and coconut shavings would make more sense in relation to a cookie, the chocolate would probably have the best look. Mammeries would probably be chocolate milk. I believe that enough to get the rough idea for a cookie golem. With the mostly dessert island, I don't think they would advance past simple hunter gatherers due to abundance of resources.

I don't think there is going to be much discussion in an obviously one sided debate.

No, you are the autism.

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Some PC games are flash-based and/or are only hosted online, so having access to them means I have an internet connection.

TL;DR - I win.

Xbox one PS4 PS3 and a WII to stay fit.

That image just looks like a gone off turd.

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But after you fuck those candy girls, the real question is
will you lick your own dick?

So would the exercise of fucking the natives be enough to burn away excess sugar and fats so you won't die from diabetes or heart failure?

Let's assume we'll try to keep the sugar intake to a minimum and only drink from some zero calorie soda spring or some shit and mostly sustain on pie crusts and other baked things that don't have much butter and sugar mixed in.

Would it be actually feasible to survive for at least long enough to be rescued? You could probably sustain yourself on calcium and iron from chocolate and all the butter and eggs mixed in puddings and baked goods would just barely give you enough proteins. Other assorted vitamins could be obtained from fruit based jellos and the like. Especially if they have actual fruit pieces in them which could be extracted and eaten separately.

Wrong. The question is, can you.

IF I FUCKING COULD, YES
FUCK

>never got it when watching the show as a Kid
*I'm old enough to post here**

**'underage pls go''*

Shut up, silly dinosaur man

Do I get mods too? What about emulators? If the latter then I can already emulate most console games worth shit all anyway.

I want to die there

In what? melted ice cream? Juice? Milk? Just drink it up niqqa. I'd honestly prefer meat island, with steak trees whose vines are sausage links, the sand is ground beef, and the rocks are giant meatballs.

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Hey fuck you, squidbrain, there are still some gurofags that didn't get genocided when /g/ was nuked. I'll eat my waifu, cookie or not.

where am i going to get electricity?

I got it

We bring an NVidia powered PC as per OP, then we have a reusable source of heat and fire

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If dubs I'll go eat chocolate pudding for dessert

I choose PC, assuming emulators are included in that because there isn't a lot of new PC games I'm interested in current year, let alone to bring to a dessert island. Now with that out of the way, let's hear more about your dessert island OP, because now you have my attention.

Does dessert island include natural desserts like fruits, is there at least plain water or plain soda water. Is there materials and objects that I can craft into basic tools for cutting, smashing, cordage, needle and thread, bow and arrows or slings. Is there fauna that eats the desserts in this island ecosystem that I can fish or hunt, so I don't die of malnutrition. Are there any native female gummi golems that needs deep dicking that only I can give them.

you didnt say there was a fairy that was going to provide the comforts of modern living. to me this looks like a trick question.

Do you have a carer?

There is a fountain of clean drinking water on the island.

Also, you'll have to cut down trees made of chocolate bark to create tools, so you better make that chocolate desk to set your PC on.

There are gummi lolis on the island. They are very sensitive. Ni lewd stuff

So what's the point of answering OP's question if no no is going to rescue me anyways?

Nice thread, OP, but I need some more information:
1. How am I receiving power?
2. Do I have a secure shelter in which to play my vidya?
3. Will said shelter resist flooding and damage from inevitable tropical storms and hurricanes?
4. What about DIY tech support? Do I have a tool shed handy with the proper instruments to conduct surgery on my hardware should it break down?
5. What kind of monitor or TV do I get to go with my PC or consoles? I need to know the brand, the model and the LCD panel's manufacturing code if it's an LCD screen - this is important especially if it's a Samsung screen, since only panels manufactured in their Korean factory are of acceptable quality.
6. Do I have any furniture? Or am I playing this shit standing up and/or lying down?

Assuming that the answer to every question is ideal, I pick option 1. Fuck, all consoles combined wouldn't even equal a quarter of the sheer number of PC titles.

Even if they're sweets-based, any living organism of human scale that can move about under its own power in a human fashion must be fundamentally protein-based.
The only other options that can sufficiently resist gravity would be wood and cellulose, but those aren't conducive to locomotion.

Any monster girl made purely out of sugars would fall apart any time it tried to move, and would quickly dissolve into a puddle of slime under tropical humidity.

Unless we're talking about magic, which is just stupid.

Every PC game, obviously.

It's nice how the console-wars bait turned into a nice thread about cookies and fucking

If there is such thing as a dessert island, can we assume there's islands for the other courses of the meal?

As an aside, everyone knows a bubblegum girl would be better than a cookie girl. It's just common sense.

I dont even get how these are still a thing after this gen happened

Mmmm dessert

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Congrats, you gave yourself aids.

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I would go for the consoles. I would bring an OG Xbox, X360, an original fat PS3 (that technically also allows me access to the entire PS2 and PS1 libraries) and a regular Wii (that allows me to play gamecube games).

Plebs. Jello is much better

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With the PC can I at least get comics, manga, books, anime, catoons, movies, The Andy Griffin Show and whatnot? Will I have emulation?

Oh boy user do I have the perfect thing for you.

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Easy.

I never asked for this.

Have fun not having any closets to store your beer in.

You always wanted it.

Lol, all you retarded nerds will be dead in 2 days and wont even beable to play any game without having even an outlet to turn you toys on while im just going to chill and rape my slaves for decades

Use your imagination you autistic faggot. Power source isn't a problem

You'll be too busy stuffing your fatass anyways on Dessert Island

I'm not saying I didn't want it.
I just didn't ask for it.

If jelly was surrounding dessert island, could we still classify it as 'sea' or it'd be rather a desert? Would it be possible to walk on jelly or would we sink down like in quicksand?

Also, how would jelly react to heat generated from sun?